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ill start with an easy one

I don't get it.

>>25773978
>is

Autism.

>>25774001
>He never played Mystery Dungeon Explorers
Hmm.

>>25773911
Use your wands.

I just past that point and was finding it too easy. Perhaps it's just I had a good combo of pokemon? Who do you have?

>>25773937

Bulbasaur and Cyndaquil. I'm using vinewhip so I should be doing more damage but it's something like 16 damage per hit. Cyndaquil does about the same amount. Regular pokemon take about 4 or 5 hits to beat completely.

>>25773559
>implying ____birds____

>>25773559
Because D&D is shit.

>>25773559
There's 1000s of scientific species. It's never possible to adhere to all of those, let alone every single folklore beast

Defence.

His stats lend him to being a physical wall, especially with spikey shield.

Put them all into Defence.

What an interesting topic, glad you made a new thread about this instead of posting it in another existing thread!

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>"Darumaka's droppings are hot, so people used to put them in their clothes to keep themselves warm."

obviously
do pirates poop?

>>25773404
Yes. That's what mulch is said to be in the games.

V > IV = III > II > I = VI

>>25773767
V > IV > III = I > II > VI

>>25773767
II>I
III=II>I
3D models games are non canon, even if that means including console games.
Animu is not canon.
Man-ga is not canon.
Only sprite-based 2D games are canon.
Thus sayeth the Lord, Amen.

She was shocked silent for a moment before her nostrils flared in anger. She wanted to get up and beat the stuffing out of the dragon, hit him so hard he couldn't stand up for a week -- and then something caught her eye. The male was standing with his legs slightly spread, the female's legs beneath him, perfectly placed for a hard kick in the--

"Oh really?" she countered, slowly drawing her legs back, rearing to strike. Her eyes hardened. "Then you won't mind this!"

Charizard had only a moment to be confused before her feet slammed up into his testicles, crushing them against his pelvis. His eyes flew open as his hands instinctively went to his crotch, only to find the Nidoqueen's powerful legs pumping upwards.

"Oh...oh gods!" he finally managed to squeak, body shaking in pain. "My balls, my balls!"

"My balls," the female growled, gritting her teeth as she pulled her feet back and launched them into his jewels again. She could feel the dragon's orbs against her feet as she made contact: could feel the nutflesh squish between her toes as she mangled his dragonhood.

This time the dragon let out a long, keen wail, desperately clutching Nidoqueen's calf as her toes scrambled his eggs. "My BALLS!" he screamed, clawing at her legs. "My BALLS!"

The trainer watched in shock as the wild Nidoqueen pulverized his Charizard's testicles: he cringed at the male's frantic screams, unable to avoid the mental image of the dragon's scaly testicles popping beneath her feet.

That thought had crossed Nidoqueen's mind as well. By now she was fondling herself while the male suffered, one hand cupping her generous tits and the other moving slowly toward her slit. Nidoqueen bucked as she moaned in pleasure -- Charizard letting out a shriek as her legs stretched, threatening to pop his defenseless gonads.

"How does it feel?" she taunted, flexing her toes and watching the fire Pokemon twitch in response. "Which one do you think I should pop first?"

Charizard's face was completely white as he let out a ghastly shriek, paws pulling frantically at the female's foot -- and then he froze, completely still, as a sickening crunch came from his groin.

Nidoqueen giggled. "The left one, apparently."

Charizard let out a pathetic-sounding mewl, his eyes rolling back into his head.
Charizard whirled, ready to strike, and--

--And stopped, a look of absolute shock on his face, as he felt Nidoqueen's foot come down to rest on his unprotected balls.

"Wha--!" he stuttered, jerking instinctively backwards only to stop with an unintelligible squawk as she bore down harder on his jewels, pinning them underfoot. His balls were stretched painfully from his crotch, nearly halfway to his knees, forcing the dragon to scuttle forwards to relieve the tension.

Nidoqueen watched with an amused smile, appraising the Charizard's package with her foot as he struggled for composure. Her smile grew wider as she realized how well he had been endowed. That only adds to the fun, she thought to herself.

"Well," she stated, looking down at the supine lizard. "What have we here?"

The male fought to control both the anger and the fear in his voice as he replied. "What the hell," he spat, "are you doing?"

She grinned. "We're in the middle of a battle. What does it look like I'm doing?"

The dragon snarled. "Listen, bitch, get your paaaaaangh!" he cried out as the female pressed down, sending a wave of pain through his gut.

She scowled down at the Charizard. "Listen, punk," she growled menacingly, "if you want me to pop 'em right now, just call me 'bitch' again."

The dragon looked up at the busty female, fear slowly spreading across his muzzle. "But you -- you can't--"

"Oh can't I?" She grinned down cruelly at the male, flexing her toes atop his scaly ballsac. "I'm wild, honey. I can do whatever I damn well want, and that includes busting your sorry balls." The Nidoqueen folded her arms across her chest. "Hate to break it to you, Char, but you're fucked."

Charizard tried to slow his speeding heart; he could feel the cold sweat forming on his body. "You -- you don't have the guts!"

Nidoqueen snorted. "I didn't survive this long by playing clean, bucko." She caught the quick look of shock that flickered across his face. "Yeah, I've done this before. Usually just kicks and knees, but sometimes, well...let's just say you wouldn't be the first male I've ruined."

The Charizard's eyes grew wide. "No -- no, please," he begged, trembling beneath the female. "Oh gods, please, you wouldn't!"

The female laughed and leaned over, offering Charizard a perfect view of her generous tits. "Oh," she half-growled, half-breathed, staring directly back at him, "oh, I would."

Mammoth bug is Robin Hood tier.
Does anyone have the source on it?

>>25772462
>kikerudez starters
no thanks

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>Mfw they're both equally wrong

Gen 8, retards. Get it right.

>>25772429
>mfw it's going to be gen 6.75

>>25772429
That is literally not possible. And 7 is objectively the only correct choice.

Have you ever seen a timid person?
You havent
Too fast

>>25772392

I have no idea why this made me laugh.

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>>25772379
OP...i...
i love you
...N-NO IT'S NOTHING BYE

People are too afraid to be half-BTFO and would rather be fully BTFO, both sides.

Because 75% (not an estimate) of /vp/ is underage shitters that watch poketubers

>>25771897
Because if it's Gen 6 then that means we are getting few enough pokemon for battle compatibility to not be completely fucked, which is bad.
If it's Gen 6 that means no new battle mechanics or graphics, meaning the same shit we've had for the past three years, which is bad.
Us getting Gen 7 is objectively better than still being stuck in Gen 6 for Zygarde's sorry ass.

>>25771514
Inject them you faggot.
Otherswise, breed a shiny, send it to GTS and say it has 6IVs and ask for a box legend that everyone has.

Get your mom to inject them for you. Then it isn't your fault.

I can't believe you posted this in the wrong place, that's so embarrassing

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>Draw a persona
>Call it a Pokemon

>Ohpee
>Fairy Type
>Ability: Slow Start
>HP: 10
>Attack: 10
>Defense: 5
>Sp. Attack: 5
>Sp. Defense: 5
>Speed: 10

>Moves: Splash, Pay Day, False Swipe, Hold Back, Teleport, Mat Block, Celebrate, Flash, Odor Sleuth

>Only summonable from the Closet of Abyss, Ohpee uses its powers to share horrible ideas, feeding off of the negative energy directed towards it. It has yet to use it for any sort of purpose, however.

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>Motaro

>Megas are REQUIRED to be on your team because they're literally undefeatable

The first time I played Pokémon Y I did without Megas because at the time I thought they were bullshit and Exp. Share turned off.

Sorry you're just bad at the game.

>>25771106
You can beat through the main game with shitmons, that doesn't count.

>>25771106
Not even OP, but it is pretty clear he wasn't referring to the story, but to the meta.

You moron.