Hi /vp/.
Just this once unless you can convince Joe to apologize.
>>27771387
fake and gay
This just in I am an utter faggot.
wait what?
>Turns out Ash's Pikachu was Alolan all along
>It was just too afraid to evolve outside of its native region
>Finally evolves into Alolan Raichu when Ash arrives
>>27771380
>Pikachu finally gets over its angst and autism about evolving due to BUT I WON'T BE ME ANYMORE ;_; when they get to Alola
>Pika finally becomes a Raichu and gits gud at last
>tfw we finally get to see the electric rat have character development for the first time in fucking ages
If it happens, I'm gonna be hype as fug for the Alola arc.
>>27771380
how did an Alolan Pikachu make its way into Oak's crop of Starter Pokemon that he gives out to local kids?
>>27771552
Well, perhaps that actually ends up being a plot point that leads Ash's dumb ass to Alola in the first place.
Ash finds out where Oak got Pikachu in the first place, and decides to take Pika there to "discover its origins". Leading to as usual Ash discovering the Alola region's trials and shit, and thus beginning another day in the life of Ash the faggot.
Alolan Dragonite will be Water and Fairy with Sap Sipper and Zubat -> Crobat will be Grass and Flying with Speed Boost
Where da proof feg
>>27771285 (You)r anus xDDD
FUCK YOU
GIVE ME MY DARK/POISON BAT WITH 0 WEAKNESSES
In a few months, Pokémon Sun and Moon will be released. So far so many rumors and theories about the game have been floating around so I wanted to ask:
which rumors about SM do you really like or are especially interesting?
I myself find the idea of the starters having different final evolutions depending on the time of day they evolve.
>>27771120
I miss you, Yui ;_;7
I think the starter having different forms is incredibly stupid. I mean all things consider it doesn't make sense. I am going with the popular "leak" which states each island has a form.
Like look at the previous games. Like for me I had my stater evolve to middle form around the second gym. Then their final form around the fourth gym.
Now we don't know how big the each island is but let's say when we leave Mele Mele you have the middle evo.
Then you have to either keep the middle evo until you get to the island with the evo you want or having to backtrack to mele mele island.
Remember these? Remember the roothoot fags?
Post screenshots of roothoot faggots who thought there was no way in hell it was fake and got BTFO harder than anybody in pokemon ever.
>>27771065
how in the fuck could anybody have EVER believed
why in the fuck was this ENTIRE BOARD plastered with shit about how these absolutely COULD NOT be fake for fucking W E E K S
>>27771065
Roothoot is the third best grass owl.
Hated them.
R8 me
>>27770982
You failed in life/10
>>27770982
it's aesthetic
>>27770982
You should've spent more time looking for a decen tattoo artist. That's a 2.5/10 from me.
why aren't you listening to pokemon asmr?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O38ikE0lalI
I'm thinking of asmr where it sounds like your pokémon is clattering around your house and chatting to itself or something, I always think of Lopunny fucking my shit up
>>27770974
>>>/somalia/
Because I was busy watching the Rogue One trailer from the Star Wars Celebration.
That is far more important than Pokemon ASMR.
>Add a bunch of evolutions to old Pokemon.
>Can't even get a lot of them until Platinum.
>>27770873
gen 4 was trash. unfortunately these games came out 10 years ago. which means new fags are flooding this board with their shit opinions about this being the best gen due to it being "babbies first pokemon game"
>>27770985
I'm only taking about Diamond and Pearl, anon.
I can and will defend all of Gamefreak's decisions, but I will not and cannot defend this one. I'm clueless as to why or how the Sinnohdex existed the way it did in Diamond and Pearl.
Post shitty nenenes
>>27770824
That nene is cute, though. I love shitty nenes.
>>27770824
A nene that comes out an ass
I'd rather this be a general Q U A L I T Y thread
What would his team be?
>>27770799
1000 gumshoos
>>27770799
6 Dunsparces.
>>27770799
He needs a Swellow
>"Heliolisk rips herself loose from his grip, and grabs hold of his head tightly in a loving- respectful, manner. She kisses him passionately, unable to control her actions. From afar the heat of the moment is almost visible in the air they breathe. Heliolisk clenches to her master with tongue and palms like a saliva leech. For a moment time seems to stand still. By total surprise, Heliolisk can feel (You)'s hands creeping onto her sides. Her actions pause for just a moment to assess the situation, but before she can properly process it, she is swiftly pulled towards him with a strong tug."
>Heliolisk stands outside the bathroom door for what felt like an eternity. Clemont was busy, applying several different shades of lipstick, but none of which seemed to match the color he was looking for. Finally, Heliolisk could take no more. Barging into the bathroom, Heliolisk attempted to sit on the throne before her bowels emptied. However, she wasn't quite fast enough. As soon as the door opened, she let the contents of last night's meal coat the floor in a puddle of blood and feces. Clemont, excited by the turn of events, happily shouts, "Finally! Just the color I was looking for!"
>>27770864
Does this count as spam?
>give him wide hips
>call him a male
Why is this allowed?
>>27770768
He swallowed a comically large pill
>>27770768
Because Sinnoh is gay.
>>27770768
Pretty sure it's supposed to look like a kilt.
Can someone explain how to inject pokemons?
just inject it :^)
PUT DA BENIS IN BAGINA : DDDDD
very carefully
Hey /vp/
I am playing pokemon yellow and i shall go with the classic team (Pikachu, the starters, Lapras and Snorlax) but grinding is utterly hard.
Any tip?
>inb4 git gud
>>27770514
Missingno. yourself some candies
>>27770514
>classic team
Are you retarded? Use this.
Alakazam
Starmie
Snorlax
Jolteon
Gengar
Chansey
And if you can't get the traded evolutions, fuck off.
>>27770584
You're pretty rude
>Be me
>Be doing a Nuzlocke of Dark Rising
>Haven't had a loss yet
>5 badges
>Go to a lab in a town
>"We give Pokémon to beginners, you have six so you can't have one"
>Oh, I'll just box my mons
>Do so, leaving just one
>It's my starter, now an Espeon
>"Oh, you have one Pokémon, here, have a Totodile!"
>Stranger:"I got a Chickorita, let's fight!"
>I send out my level 35 Espeon first
>Kill the level 5 bastard
>"Lol jk, now let's fight for real!"
>Battle starts over, Stranger is named; it's my rival
>FULL TEAM V MY ONE
I was tricked and it hurts.
>Is another faggot got rekt'd episode.
>>27770535
I failed
>>27770504
Why didnt you just box 1 mon you retard