Why haven't you signed this petition yet /vp/?
https://www.change.org/p/nintendo-make-harambe-a-pok%C3%A9mon
Because I don't have shit taste.
>>27775653
My fick is already out. That is all I can do for my hero.
Can we report threads for shit content?
ITT: Stupid headcanons you had as a kid
>Gengar is overweight cause he eats too many dreams
>In the pokemon universe, Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee don't exist, but any movie/show they appeared in still does, only they've been replaced with their hitmon-counterparts respectively (Hitmonlee Adventures: The Animated Series was a popular show)
>Team Rocket did 9/11
>>27775620
first one made me kek
second one actually sounds pretty cool
third one is true
>>27775620
>1. cool idea, maybe it inspired his design
>2. They're not even based on Jacki or Bruce, 0/10
>3. not even head canon
I like to think that the Frontier Brains are the strongest trainers in each region, not the E4/Champion. They own legendaries for Christ's sake and come AFTER said challenge. I don't even think it's stated how strong they really are but I've been told they're meant to be average?
>>27775620
>stupid head cannon I have now
>I made it as a joke but I kinda believe it
>chespin is suffering from depression that's why he eats alot and hits on every grill he sees (except fenniken for some reason)
Are you a bad enough dude to see how you stack up with your current competitive Pokemon team? Chart it out, and let's rate, hate, and debate. Template in reply.
>>27775589
I was going to give you credit for based Bastiodon and Malamar but Lucario is literal cancer.
>Heights typically don't include extraneous features like ears, horns, or long fins
>All fish and serpent heights are nose-to-tail length
>The height of a quadruped is typically either its nose-to-tail length OR its height at the shoulder. Use your best judgement.
>>27775611
It's a recent decision. I needed a reliable special attacker desperately and Galvantula wasn't cutting it, even with Sticky Web support. It's a doubles team for what it's worth, so it's not like I can just Aura Sphere six times and it's gg.
But yeah Bastiodon puts in motherfucking work with Wide Guard and Roar, and Malamar's saved me so many games singlehandedly.
>>27777777
>>27775572
holy fuck you are retarded
>>27775572
You idiot. The GET won't come for another two or three hours. Stop wasting your time.
>>27775555
might as well, that thread shouldn't exist
Everyone on here is a bunch of childish faggots who platy a game for little kids. Every fucking day we have the same autism and retarded threads day in day out with all the stupid stuff going on in the franchise. it's enough to drive someone fucking crazy you bunch of faggot man babies.And I love each and every one of you for it, anons. Never change /vp/. I love every single one of you faggots and dont you forget it
Fuck off faggoti-i love you too OP
I wouldn't change a thing
well actually yeah i would change a lot of stuff, but you were so close from getting trip quads (27775555)
>>27775565
(You)thanks anon, (you)'re a cool nigga too.
Embarrassing question time:
If you don't evolve a Pokemon immediately upon that becoming possible, is the resulting Pokemon forever weaker?
For example, Butterfree has higher stats than Metapod. If I have two Metapods, both identical in all aspects, and I evolve one as soon as possible and I wait 1 level to evolve the other, will the latter be forever inferior?
No.
No. The base stats change. As long as they have the same IVs, EVs, etc, upon Metapod B's evolution, then Butterfree A&B will be identical once more.
>>27775515
No, the one that evolves later's stats will be boosted to be equal with earlier evolver's when it evolves
Just finished this.
Wow its bad, like its bad on too many levels.
-0 Difficulty (cleared the entire game just with 1 pokemon and an HM slave)
-The ending makes 0 sense after you beat the kalos champ
-clearly rushed and missing assets
-post game disaster
-takes elements from other games instead of making up new scenarios (oh, a snorlax.... etc)
-where are the new pokemon? in a sense this is nice, but at the same time there's just nothing new
-The foreshadowing of getting lucario is rather odd
-Tries to be a spiritual successor to sinnoh
However it has some nice aspects like the translation adds a bit of character, the 9000 joke wasnt funny though.
Overall Imma give it a 4/10.the furry pandering was nice
>>27775480
Yeah it really sucks that they would make a game as easy as the originals again.
>>27775480
>Where are the new pokemon?
What the hell are you talking about?
I think they tried too hard to make us understand that it's a game focused to children. The flare team and the giant are also a joke
what move doessheget, vp?
Self destruct
Self-Destruct.
Explosion
No.
Fire or Grass, Water is good but not incredible...
Roothoot
I'll post here too
Opinions?
It is more than a mystery, it's a SUPER mystery
>>27775470
Bought it, haven't played it yet, can't be any worse than gates to infinity, right?
>>27775470
Is it closer to Red Rescue Team and Blue Rescue Team or gate to infinity? I want to buy it but I don't want to waste money.
lurantis is cute, CUTE !
>>27775444
I can't figure out exactly why, but I want to see Lurantis' eyes light up in excitement when I show it my stiff cock.
>>27775469
H O R N Y
>>27775444
I want to become Lurantis.
Just realised that because of pokémon yellow, Jessie and James are canon.
And yet we haven't heard from them since their first appearance regardless of their popularity
Will they ever be in a game again?
Bump
Bum
>>27775206
>implying pokemon yellow is canon
>there are people on this board who unironically hold different opinions from me
>>27775153
was whoever drew this really that incapable of drawing the skull necklace?
>Those same people also have the same opinions as you
Swiggity swooty post more grunt booty.
>>27775168
Thinking it was probably drawn without reference.
>There will be 16 captains 4 for each islands and 2 captains on the Artificial Island, you get a Z-Crystal after clearing a trial.
>Guzma is one of the 2 Captain of the artificial island, he created it out of revenge but someone gave him money to help him, he is the true villain.
>There are 5 princesses in the game each possessing a Zygarde's Heart, Lillie is one of them some are with the man behind team skull.
>At the end of the game you become the league master and you get Gigareki which is your signature pokémon for the story.
>Ashgreninja is in the game, you can have clothes similar to Ash, the customization is really detailed as it will change also the form and some colour of bond-evolution but it will remain generic.
>There are exactly 128 new pokémons, 73 new alolan forms, 38 bond-evolutions and 10 new megas which includes Alolan Victreebel line, Alolan Cofagrigus line, Bond-Dragonite, Bond-Scrafty, Mega-Weavile and Mega-Skarmory.
>There are four new fossils pokemons a Liopleurodon, a Therizinosaurus, a Pegomastax and a Quetzalcoatlus.
>There will be a brain pokemon electric/psychic, a dolphin pokemon water/fairy, a snowman pokemon ghost/ice and a gashadokuro pure ghost type.
>Wimpod has an evolution that is really fearsome a centipede with sharps long claws like Scyther.
>Pyukumuku has 3 differents forms, Mimikyu has 7 differents forms.
>Salandit possesses two different evos based on gender (gardevoir-like).
>They will reveal at the gamescom the bond evolution I will come back two days (or one) before with the video. :P
>>27775136
I can't tell if you put too little or too much effort into this
>literally a mish-mash of "leaks" heard over the past week
>>27775136
>Hi :p
You're not him, you're not ;_; He has been killed by GF's sniper. Fuck you, in memorial, :p leaker.
>It's ya boy!
What did he mean by this?
>>27774890
he belongs to me
YO WHATTUP YOUTUBE ITS YA BOI GUZMA HERE
He is actually Kukuis son.