>"Heliolisk rips herself loose from his grip, and grabs hold of his head tightly in a loving- respectful, manner. She kisses him passionately, unable to control her actions. From afar the heat of the moment is almost visible in the air they breathe. Heliolisk clenches to her master with tongue and palms like a saliva leech. For a moment time seems to stand still. By total surprise, Heliolisk can feel (You)'s hands creeping onto her sides. Her actions pause for just a moment to assess the situation, but before she can properly process it, she is swiftly pulled towards him with a strong tug."
>Heliolisk stands outside the bathroom door for what felt like an eternity. Clemont was busy, applying several different shades of lipstick, but none of which seemed to match the color he was looking for. Finally, Heliolisk could take no more. Barging into the bathroom, Heliolisk attempted to sit on the throne before her bowels emptied. However, she wasn't quite fast enough. As soon as the door opened, she let the contents of last night's meal coat the floor in a puddle of blood and feces. Clemont, excited by the turn of events, happily shouts, "Finally! Just the color I was looking for!"
>>27770864
Does this count as spam?
>>27770885
Bringing down perfectly fine discussion threads
>>27770908
>Fanfiction General is spam?
>>27770864
The fuck...
huh.
That thing would be just big enough to cover your face
>>27770796
Report Heliolisk threads. Do not respond to them.
>>27770796
mmm... meh, is ok greent-
>>27770864
GOD DAMMIT!
>>27770796
what is it with you people and your obsession with this pokemon?
>>27773427
>you people
it's either one person, or one person + one mimicking him for giggles