Will you tell me a story, /vp/?
My Gardevoir is fucking dead!!!
>>27800007
Once there was a very ugly Barbaracle. He was so ugly that everybody died. The End.
>>27800007
Once upon a time
ITT: Animals, objects, etc. that you'd like to see made into s Pokemon.
>>27799967
An angel Pokemon
Are Sage and Clover next on the hitlist?
>>27799881
No.
>>27799881
Nintendo only goes after finished projects.
So they will never take them down.
>>27799881
No one cares about this
You're on a date with your girl and this man comes up and slaps her ass. What do you do?
Slap his ass and make him my new bitch, obviously.
>>27799862
nothing because im a pussy
>>27799862
threesome with him in the middle
So, uh, why isn't Fairy weak to Fire anyway? Fire already resists Fairy attacks and Fairy should be weak to it because of something related to fire purging the unnatural and mystical, kinda like you would burn witches at the stake honestly.
>>27799858
>nerfing the most marketable girly/waifu type
Can't and won't happen. Alternatively, soothe the dragonfag asspain already, it's been 3 years.
>>27801038
>implying the type chart has any impact on marketing
>omg mom why did you buy me a sylveon plush don't you know it has a fire weakness god
>>27799858
That seems like a shithouse idea.
>>27799855
Wat
WELL DONE I AM LAUGHING NOW
where's the one with the spinning propeller and hellfire missiles
Only sweaty, stinky boys allowed past this point.
>>27799847
you irl lol
>>27799910
>Hilbert will never hold you down and sit his sweaty butt on your face
Why live
Why are his hands like this in the anime?
>>27799720
Covered in chalk dust for climbing rock walls.
>>27799720
He's secretly white and usually wears only gloves and nothing else.
>>27799720
Powdered hands for rock climbing.
Bossy tomboy
Girl next door
Girly fashionista
Sassy wild girl
Childhood friend
Now, with all this. What cliché you believe that Mallow represents?
master chef
>mallow next girl
please nigger
>>27799712
>May
girl next door
>Serena
childhood friend
>Dawn
girly fashionista
>Misty
Bossy tomboy
>Iris
Sassy wild girl
what would Mallow be?
fuck if I know.
Are there any reliable strategies to getting this little shit in Gen IV games?
I swear I've put honey on every tree in Sinnoh for a week now and still haven't gotten him or Heracross.
Only certain trees can spawn Munchlax, but u have no way of knowing iirc
>>27799677
>1% chance on 4 or 6 trees
just breed snorlax
>>27799677
Breed a snorlax.
>2016
>Still no bedbug Pokémon
What are Gamefreak even doing?
making sandcastle pokemon even though sandcastles are illegal in hawaii....
>>27799663
>sandcastles are illegal in hawaii
Bullshit.
Agreed. No Mosquito Pokemon either, and no disease features aside from Pokerus, which no one talks about anymore.
Alternate shiny thread
>>27799579
heres some bullshit i made on ms paint a few years ago
Welcome to the Pokémon Anime Discussion Thread. Talk about new episodes, old episodes, upcoming episodes, anime Pokégirls, sub releases, discuss, speculate, bitch and moan, etc., etc.
>NOT-SHIT SUBS:
http://pocketmonsters.edwardk.info/#PocketMonstersXYSubbed
>Citronic Gear On's music rips:
http://pastebin.com/C2gkFb0g
>New trailer for upcoming events, now in HD:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeyVL5FCCM8
>Movie 19: Volcanion and the Ingenious Magearna [Jul 16th]
http://www.pokemon-movie.jp/
NEW Trailer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWtBDuxrcS0
Excerpt:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqMWw5xiwW8
>LET'S GO SEE GEKKOUGA IN THE THEATER! SPECIAL GEKKOUGA VIDEO:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aj-34tfTiqo
Next episode:
>XY&Z38: Kalos League Victory! Ash's Ultimate Match!! [Aug 18th]
http://www.tv-tokyo.co.jp/anime/pokemon_xyz/trailer/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoAsk3L6VG0
Upcoming episodes:
>XY&Z39: Team Flare Attacks! The Zygarde at the Prism Tower!! [Aug 25th]
>XY&Z40: The Shocking Zygarde VS Zygarde! The Breaking World!! [Sep 1st]
>XY&Z41: Attack on Lumiose Gym! The Citroid Forever!! [Sep 8th]
>XY&Z42&43 1 Hour Special [Sep 15th]
Shit people will ask:
>Is this season good? I haven't watched the anime in [x] years and-
Yes, it's fucking good, just start watching it already.
>Will Serena win da Ash?
It sure looks that way.
>Muh subs when?
[PM] is subbing XY&Z. Their releases can happen any time of the week.
Old thread:
>>27794752
POKÉMON MOVIE SPECIAL SUBS:
http://pocketmonsters.edwardk.info/[PM]Pocket_Monsters_XY&Z_Movie_19_Premiere_Commemoration_Special[H264_720P][212D0552].mkv.torrent
XY&Z17 POKETV SEGMENT SUBS:
http://pocketmonsters.edwardk.info/[PM]Pocket_Monsters_XY&Z_017_Thunder_and_Onvern!_A_Furious_Strike_of_Lightning!!_PokeTV_segment[H264_720P][08A85A9A].mkv.torrent
XY&Z35 SUBS:
http://pocketmonsters.edwardk.info/[PM]Pocket_Monsters_XY&Z_035_Rival_Showdown!_Satoshi_Gekkouga_VS_Mega_Jukain!![H264_720P][16B28D07].mkv.torrent
XY&Z36 RAW:
http://www.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=836935
XY&Z37 RAW:
http://www.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=839243
NEXT: POCKET MONSTERS XY&Z38: KALOS LEAGUE VICTORY! SATOSHI'S ULTIMATE MATCH!! (AUGUST 18TH)
>The match between Satoshi and Alan in the Kalos League finals finally concludes. The white-hot battle ends with an intense clash between Satoshi Gekkouga and Mega Lizardon. Will Satoshi win the league?
>Summary:
>Satoshi and Alan's fierce fight in the Kalos League finals continues on. This battle where neither of them yield an inch to the other gets more and more heated! And then the conclusion finally arrives: When the fierce fight concludes, will it be Satoshi that holds the laurels of the Kalos League victory in his hands? Or will it be Alan?
>Meanwhile, the Flare Gang are making suspicious moves behind the scenes of this fierce battle in the finals...!
>Voice Cast:
>Rica Matsumoto: Satoshi
>Ikue Ohtani: Pikachu
>Mayuki Makiguchi: Serena
>Yuki Kaji: Citron
>Mariya Ise: Eureka
>Megumi Sato: Dedenne
>Megumi Hayashibara: Musashi
>Shinichiro Miki: Kojiro
>Inuko Inuyama: Nyarth
>Kensho Ono: Alan
>Mikako Komatsu: Manon
>Hiroshi Tsuchida: Platane
>Hideaki Tezuka: Fleur-de-lis
>Tsuguo Mogami: Xerosicy
>Fumiko Orikasa: Carne
>Anri Katsu: Tierno
>Minami Fujii: Trova
>Yurie Kobori: Sana
>Akeno Watanabe: Pachira
>Kenta Miyake: Onvern
>Kiyotaka Furushima: Fiarrow
>Kensuke Sato: Lizardon
>Unsho Ishizuka: Narration
UPCOMING SHIT:
POKÉMON NO UCHI ATSUMARU? EPISODE 46 (Aug 21st)
XY&Z39: Team Flare Attacks! The Zygarde at the Prism Tower!! (Aug 25th)
>Lumiose City falls into shambles due to the attack of mysterious plants that suddenly appeared. Ash and the others head to the Prism Tower to try finding out the truth behind this incident, but are met by a surprise attack from Team Flare, and Ash ends up captured. And then, Lysandre, Alan's boss and representative of Lysandre Labs, finally unleashed his ambition on the entire world.
XY&Z40: The Shocking Zygarde VS Zygarde! The Breaking World!! (Sep 1st)
>Clemont and the others decide to split into several groups in order to stop Team Flare's plans. Bonnie follows Squishy as it confronts Z2, which has transformed into its 50% Forme. But then the evil clutches of Team Flare strike! And just like Z2, Squishy also ended up getting controlled by Team Flare.
XY&Z41: Attack on Lumiose Gym! The Citroid Forever!! (Sep 8th)
>As he attempts to retake the Lumiose Gym, Clemont challenges Team Flare scientist Xerosic to a battle, staking their pride as scientists.
XY&Z -MOVIE VER.- (SATOSHI)
http://www.mediafire.com/download/6d63pkrvpvcqry3/XY%26Z_MOVIE_VER_%28Both_Sizes%29.zip
THE PIKACHU SONG (PIKACHU)
http://www.megafileupload.com/7hw9/The_Pikachu_Song.m4a
VOLCANION AND THE INGENIOUS MAGEARNA SOUNDTRACK
http://www.filedrop
per.com/movie19soundtrack
VOLCANION AND THE INGENIOUS MAGEARNA MANGA
CHAPTER 1: http://imgur.com/a/PAdz8
CHAPTER 2: http://imgur.com/a/cGC71
CHAPTER 3: http://imgur.com/a/l6bs1
OHA
>Harambe is illegal on most Hawaiian gorilla cages
>make a Harambe pokemon
>>27799465
Whats a harambe?
I'm so tired of this shit, fuck living in Cincinnati
What about this is ghost type?
Card maker
Dubs =name
Almighty Dark Schlong
>>27799443
Drumpf
Pussy [petting] fuck