If Chicken-chan laid an egg, what would it taste like?
>>29577375
happy
>>29577375
>freshly shaven Mexican with a hint of weed.
Finally someone who knows my fetish, been searching for a while, also source on pic?
>Onions marinating on a finely cut roasted pig
>Not implying she is a human
I will post some more pictures so we can get this thread up and working
>sweet hand signs bitchs can't figure this shit out in real life kek
>>29577375
Shit because it would come out her asshole.
Fighting being SE against steel makes no sense.
>this guy can't punch steel walls in half with his bare hands
Fucking kek m8 gg
>>29577245
Ever worn a suit of armor and gotten kicked over?
>>29577245
You punch steel so hard that you bend it
>"Oh my Arceus!"
>>29577155
Yes, my child?
>>29577220
I did not know you would come Lord.
Now make some broken creations for me.
>>29577220
I must know Lord Arceus: what is the one true faith?
>Tapu Koko == Oricorio Pom Pom
>Tapu Lele == Oricorio Pa'u
>Tapu Bulu =/= Oricorio Baile
>Tapu Fini =/= Oricorio Sensu
Why did they do this?
Too lazy to make fire and ghost terrains
>>29577099
Because they were too lazy to come up with a Ghost Terrain and a Fire Terrain.
>>29577099
They like to fuck everything up.
Just lookat SM as a whole.
>Red/Green, first Pokemon-related media ever, released in 1996
>title screen says 1995
>copyright info of every subsequent game is "1995 - XXXX"
Fucking gamefreak can't even get their years right.
>>29576971
Are you stupid OP...?
>>29576971
>This is the kind of people we're arguing with
>>29576971
How much of an imbecile can one man be?
What should I name it, /vp/? Stitches or Patch?
>>29576924
Pikachu
>>29576924
Tito Dick
>>29576924
DICKMAN BABY
Why didn't Kalos have a designated haunted location based off the Paris catacombs?
>>29576899
because Kalos was a mistake and they didn't want to include any decency in it
>>29576899
They were saving it to be Team Skull's secret base.
They wanted to shit the game out asap and only researched the most basic of locations
You're now an actual Pokemon trainer. Which region would you live in? Which character would be your rival? Who'd be your "lover"? What Pokemon would you use? What job would you have?
>>29576886
>Johto
>Morty, that son of a bitch
>Lyra, Shauna would be threesome fodder though
>Heracross, Magneton
>Probably a breeder
- Either Castelia City in Unova or the ORAS Mauville City in Hoenn.
- Barry, as he was my first rival.
- None. But Cynthia seems nice.
- Scizor, Empoleon and Dragonite as battlers, Litten as a pet.
- Being a Frontier Brain sounds awesome.
>>29576886
I'd be living in a big city like Celadon or Castelia
I'd be a failure just like everything else in life so I wouldn't have a notable rival
I'd be using poorly trained common mons that disobey every other command until I released them
I'd be wage slaving because I couldn't even get my first gym badge, and the gym leader finally lost his patience, sat me down, and said that being a trainer might not be what I'm destined to do in life.
Where are the airports in kanto located? Never seen em
>>29576876
It'd suck to be Leaf and Blue, having to cart their autistic son around with them.
this si hawaiian airport
>>29576876
You never see Lentimas Town in BW either
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-y71YAHqwI
>>29576720
Rhydon sounds like a fucking bear
>Geodude
>>29576720
>geodude
>slowbro
>exeggcute/exeggutor
>hitmonlee
/trainer card thread/
Post and rate
Here are my top 6 bros in Pokemon. Shiftry was caught in Ruby and I still have him, my only ever shiny I've ever had. The rest were bros in certain runs I've had. Love em all to death.
I don't win a lot of battles, though
My mono poison team I'll run through SM with in January.
>>29576507
Not bad. I appreciate mega beedrill bit can't stand the shiny. Love quagsire though.
>>29576507
I'm not a fan of Farfetch'd but the team is great overall.
>>29576549
6/6 I love poison mons and those are top tier.
>>29576507
I fond of people who still use their mons from that long ago. My Swampert, Flygon and Corsola are my favorite Pokemon and bros from Sapphire version. Good on you, bro.
4/6
>>29576549
4/6
>>29576968
3/6
>Normal type gym leader
>Clefairy
>>29576209
What are you, 8 years old?
It was normal for more than 15 years.
>>29576254
>CleFAIRY
>not CleNORMAL
>>29576209
Encase you delusional "gen 7" fags decide to overstep your binderies and make another cringe worthy claim that Sun and Moon are somehow a new generation instead of a mare expansion pak I need you to consider the following.
Most expansions in vidya in general will add new things to it. Just because there are new Pokemon coming does not mean that this punny amount of editions to the game somehow constitution a new gen. If you people were actually educated intelligently you would see the flaws in this train of thought.
It is very clear that gen 6 hasn't not even come close to ending just yet. If this is suppost to be the new gen than I must be a fole.
>Encase
Stopped reading there
>>29576189
I'm sorry I offensive your sensory abilities. Perhaps you should learn to have better reading compendiums before you enter the big leagues off the internet.
>>29576324
Please stop. You're trying too hard.
What the hell was her problem?
>>29576097
She never got the "D" from Calem
>>29576137
Canonically, she fucks him after the main story.
>>29576097
She was part of a special needs group. She was the hyperactive autistic one, Tierno was the fat autistic one, and Trevor was the high functioning asperges diagnosed.
post pokegirls with halloween theme I'm giving away a volcanion code away too.
Code drops at 6:40 since this thread will fade away into obscurity
>>29576095
Not gonna get a code, but I wanna post spoopy Roxie anyways