If Chicken-chan laid an egg, what would it taste like?

>>29577375
happy

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>>29577375
>freshly shaven Mexican with a hint of weed.

Finally someone who knows my fetish, been searching for a while, also source on pic?

>Onions marinating on a finely cut roasted pig

>Not implying she is a human

I will post some more pictures so we can get this thread up and working

>sweet hand signs bitchs can't figure this shit out in real life kek

>>29577375
Shit because it would come out her asshole.

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>>29577442
My buddy has some sweet memories of sliding down a wet slide. After a while though I started to think about it more and more and then finally I had a /d/ worthy fetish. I can't find any pictures of it, so I am very glad this thread exists.

>Those oval eyes and sweet cherry lips
>those dirty dirty hand signs, such a gang banger.

haha

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>>29577509
this pasta is next level

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>>29577450
>implying she has an asshole
>being this stupid

Shit I haven't thought about that time that I ended up drunk on the side of the road with a copy of crystal. I thought someone was playing a trick on me, but it was really just DMT.

>>29577375
It would taste like chicken.

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>>29577375
Blood. Because that's what a period is

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>>29577544
>obvious genwunner
>can't even spell "level" right

Shit you can't even make this crap up. My test came out with INTP? Wtf I ain't not nerdy homeschooled kid, Fuck that.

Anyways I sort of hobbled back into town, but I had somehow gotten many splinters on my hand, probably fell into a molberry bush.

>shit I forgot to say that my ass was mighty smooth and wet, which gave me an embarressing boner.

Which reminds me, remember when you were a kid and you got boners at the most awkward of times? Like I remember sitting in my dads lap and suddenly he sprouted a boner, such an awkward thing to have?

Anyways if any of you guys know of the slippery slide fetish, just let me know, I am rock hard.

Period blood

>>29577375
haha

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>>29577630
Objectively true

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>>29577630
That turns me on, I love a bloody vagina. If only I could get my hands on a overripened hairy smelly old vagina, that has matted down pubes because she never washed herself during her period. And don't even get me started on the smell of death that everything she will sit on will have

>dick is diamonds

Anyways I got into someones car when they were loading groceries into their car, and the whole car smelled like cat pee, I was seriously waiting for a cat to just pop out and attack my ear. Goddamnit now I want to get some taco salad.

>>29577375
haha do you think chicken-chan is embarrassed when she poops in front of rowlet haha

>>29577375
uhh...
is she called Chicken-chan because of her hat?

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>>29577778
Ezlo?

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>>29577730
I can't wait tell this thread is stickied, I mean this is a really importand thread. I can't see why they wouldn't?

Those denialfags are going to wish that satan took their pussies a long time ago.

I was getting to the good part wasn't I? So yeah when I got seated and my safety belt clicked, she started to just puke up this green stuff. I didn't know blow jobs were this messy, I wouldn't have ever gotten into this chicks car otherwise. Well I woke up in a hospital bed, they sad I was slowly and methodically taking apart some guys lawnmower in his front yard. His kids called him out and he caught me and beat me to inches of my life with a rake and a pair of tweezers.

I lost my eye that day.

>>29577737
No, they have egg laying competitions all the time, anon.

>>29577798
yes

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Why you guys ignoring me? I can be more on topic.

So this one time I was masturbating to some zigzagoon porn and I saw some chicken-chan pussy and It revolted me so baddly. I know people are supposed to like prepubecent children these days, but I just kept thinking about the time that I got caught shoplifting a pair pants, a can of cornbeefhash, and a thing of warming lubricant.

>still hasn't stickied this thread, wtf?

>>29577895
Op here, Im actually reading everything.

>>29577940
well at least someone is. I have a lot on my chest to get out, including bronchitis.

So yeah, to keep this thread going I have devised a plan of action.
here's how it will go

>we break into the neighborhood drug store
>we calmly take all of the flaming hot cheetos they have, and any Hershey's related icecream
>we buy them with the the money our granpappy gave us
>reminds me of the time that I found a dead raccoon in my backyard, that thing was hairy as shit. And like the smell could easily knock out a old lady named Margret. Anyways I took this super long spike stick and jabbed that mother fucker in the side. And let me tell you this OP, it stank just like my wifes pussy, never mind she is dead herself. I really should have seen this coming and put her into the freezer for fresh frozen pussy but I just plain didn't
>we leave the store and find ourselves a garden hose
>we go home and keep making jokes about periods and chickens, even though chickens don't have periods, people are really stupid on /vp/ mate

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wtf is this shit? I came in here expecting someone getting butt hurt in a tumblr way, and this was waiting for me

>>29578065
>chickens don't have periods
Where do you think we get unfertilized eggs?

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>>29578117
Also chicken-chan thread now.

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>>29577375
Op here, would Chicken-chan eggs taste better sunny side up or scrambled? or maybe something else?

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>>29578141
I agree

>>29578161
It's fried blood eitherway.

And scrambled. With cheese and hotsauce for taste

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>>29578141
Op approves

>>29578201
What type of hotsauce is best on chicken-chan eggs?

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>>29578205
Approve THIS

Fun fact: Human women past puberty do "lay" an egg every month, it's just microscopic.

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>>29578136
So like since your dumb as nails I will give you a story about my granpappy

>be him about 12 years old going to school
>he had stayed up all night planning out a cool club house design
>he had gotten a hunting rifle from his father the year before and he really wanted to use it and keep his trophies he's found
>so he got his friends all together and built a shack near the old ramsly lake
>they were all excited to try out the old beaten up rifle they gave my granpaps, and so they went hunting with it.
>found an old buck who was already starting to slow down from age, and somehow hasn't been eaten yet.
>they shot and carried that bad boy back to the shack

Now in those days you knew how to skin and eat a goddamn wild animal, so they did

>the venison was mighty fine, and they even hung some up to make jerky out of
>been five and a half years since I had a decent pussy, using my wifes dead frozen body just didn't have the charm it used to, so I called up a local hooker, it wasn't as bad as you guys are thinking "OH the STDS OH the HUMANITY".. well the pussy was fine, and she ended up staying the night, we played Janga and Uno. She finally told me her name was Greg. I laughed but she was dead serious, I fucked a tumblrgina.. mfw I actually wanted to fuck her more because of this.

Every chicken-chan thread makes me feel worse about customizing her, I might be forced to go with standard chicken.

>>29578244
Approved

>>29578284
Standard chicken is AA chicken

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Little boy musk

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>>29578143
This one time I could have sworn someone was knocking on my front door, so I tailed it to the front door to check. Nothing, not a damn thing was at the door, I climbed into bed and prayed that satan would let me sleep because I had papers to do the following morning.

A few hours in another knock happened, and then one on the side of my house. I froze up and just listened, the taps sounded familier... They sounded like that old song my wife used to hum. Mary had a little lamb little lamb little lamb... I shat bricks and got turned on. I masturbated the entire night. I went onto the web and found out that porn addiction was a thing, and I soon was on TED talk talking about how men are being pushed down because they are too much of a beta to get some real pussy. But like I got some real pussy, some frozen pussy.

So I called a priest

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>>29578418
So i found myself with a frozen priest and a dead wife. I wanted to expand my collection so I went to the doctor, he told me I had erectile disfunction and gave me some pills to try out. So like I heard someone say that if you had an erection for more than 4 hours to go to the hospital. But I had bigger plans for my iron shaft. I started to make clay figurines of Serena with my enlarged member. The sides of my shaft were perfect to get the curves that I needed in the clay. I soon was selling this shit in an auction house.

So now I had a dead priest a dead wife and a dead doctor. It wasn't all that bad really, I had all the bodies I would need to summon the Worm King. So like any sane person I went to the Arcane University in the imperial city. Of course this was back when necromancy wasn't shunned on, and so I found myself a bunch of scholars who knew there shit.

So like now I have a dead priest a dead wife a dead doctor and a bunch of ugly bosmer faggits in my freezer.

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>>29578600
thanks for listening, I can sleep again tonight

>>29578629
you are welcome