>"Oh my Arceus!"

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>>29577155
Yes, my child?

>>29577220

I did not know you would come Lord.

Now make some broken creations for me.

>>29577220
I must know Lord Arceus: what is the one true faith?

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>>29577220
Greetings.

>>29577220
Lord Arceus, does liking traps make me gay?

>>29577220
why can you be captured by a pokeball?
aren't you a pokegod or something?

I keep seeing my face in the reflection of my computer screen reminding me that I'm wasting my life shitposting on a Pokemon discussion board instead of looking for work

>>29577155
HOLZ up

>>29577268
I help those who help themselves.

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>Arceusdamn

>>29577316
The one true faith can be found in the heart of the cards, my child. I wish you luck on your journey. It's time to d-d-d-d-duel.

>>29577328
Hail and well met, my friend.

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>>29577379
same , anon.

>>29577361
We are all a little bit gay, my son. It is healthy and natural.

>>29577379
Delet this

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>>29577379

>>29577374
I tether myself to the mortal plane that I may better watch over my creation.

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>>29577155
>Praise Helix

AWAKEN MY MASTERS

>>29577490
There are many ways to me, my child. You shall learn this for yourself one day.

>>29577328
You know it doesn't actually look much like Arceus

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>mfw there are atheists in the pokemon universe

>>29577478
by being trained by a 10 year old? by kid who only wants to become the champion?
what about the rest of the universe?
a meteor almost destroyed hoenn, and you were trapped in a pokeball (unless you wanted hoenn to be destroyed)

>>29577592
The grand design is far beyond what you can understand, small one.

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>>29577635
why you wanted hoenn to be destroyed? just because hoenn is full of homos?

>>29577692
I have infinite love for all my children.

...except for Lysandre. He was a little...out of control, and will not be reincarnated for quite some time.

>>29577361
No,since beign gay means liking men not liking trasgenders

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Sup.

>>29577761
ok
but why is mega fug stronger than you?

>>29577839
keep telling yourself that if this makes you feel better

>>29577878
Is it, I wonder?

>>29577931
yes, it is

>>29577220
when will Pokemon cater to my specific tastes?

>>29577952
If you say so, my small one.

It's kinda funny how the recent generations shat on that by having Cheryl go "Oh my God!"

Lord Arceus, why does The Nutshack exist?

>>29577991
I legitimately had to back up when I watched it and make sure I heard correctly

>>29577976
me and the universe. Sorry God, you're lame now. At least you can make some eggs

>>29577998
Because, in small doses, suffering is good for the soul.

>>29578090
You may call me lame if you wish, my child. It does not diminish my love for you.

>>29577904
liking trasgenders is begin a transisexual,you shitastier.

Oh lord, what is the scariest thing in this universe?

>worshiping Arceus
Are you all faggots Pokemon or something?

>>29578337
My wrath.

>>29578203
it's still gay if you like dicks