/gsg/ - Grand Strategy General

Reminder to report and ignore shitposting.

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>>153006006
>qualified physicians

There literally weren't any until the 19th century in europe. It was all based on the 4 humours system.

>>153006418
So it's just like you (provided it was you) claiming the entirety of 4chan are teenagers? And here, as a matter of fact found this, it's got an abysmal sample size but it's still interesting.

Reminder paradox is literally data mining their users

Im playing Brandenburg now and Ive carefully expanded now to the point where I have Danzig and Koinsberg, as well as the 2 Saxon provinces from Bohemia, and Pomerania. Its almost time for the reformation so I was wondering if I should just wait for it now and hold off on any big moves until I form Prussia? The Emperor is very weak right now and Poland just lost all of their Ruthinian provinces & their March.

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Reminder that etc.

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>>153007145
The Boer Exodus modifier.

>>153007165
>no date
>no control
>no source
>muh polls
Let me guess you believe 50% of brazil is white because if a nigger there self declares as white he goes in as white in the census

>>153007213
Not me. I pirated it.
I already have it on steam but there is no way I'm paying for anymore DLC.

Paradox always release boring games and then proceed to spend the next few years making them interesting but only if you're willing to pay for the game 10 times over.

Give it two more years and Sterallis will be amazing but with all its DLC will cost around $200.

>>153007453
If they are paid there's 50% chance that they won't move

>>153007468
We are at least 40% white though

>>153007165
The only thing this tells me is that /a/ is the only honest board out of those.

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>>153007165
>/a/ Avg Weight 181,3 lbs, 75% virgins
>/jp/ 77% virgins
>/mlp/ 189,5 lbs, 89% virgins
So the memes are real huh

>>153007850
>not being a virgin

>>153007629
>Not me. I pirated it.

They data mine pirates too. You are literally telling them how many people pirate their games, which they will probably use when deciding if they go denuvo or not.

>>153007468
How the fuck are you going to source polls conducted on a fucking anonymous imageboard anyway?

You yet have to provide any evidence that 4chan is mostly populated by teenagers other than "people who behave in a way I don't like are underage".

>>153007829
>implying normalfags aren't a thing

>first three children I got "my wife is pregnant but I was away"
>got the option to inspect on the third child
>she's always had lover poxs since the first child and my heir
>even after hiring spies looks like no more lover/never had a lover

can you get lovers pox from a husband? or did I get cucked and my heir isn't really my son?

>>153007449
What?

Why did they buff gift giving so much? I should not be getting 44 rep with the pope for giving him 100 gold to be honest. I now have claims on half of ireland.

Fucking Irish heathens

>>153007997
La Plata is etc.

>>153007697
But the event didn't even pop up apparently, just looked up in the files and the events are supposed to remove the modifier, while in my game they literally expired. I did annex Oranje within an year they got released since they weren't getting any proper immigration though, maybe it's there that I fucked up? Or maybe I just got unlucky Transvaal got released 6 months away from the modifier expiring?

>>153008025
It's not buffed at all, I get +10 at most. Maybe your pope is greedy.

>>153007449
Finish your mod already desu~

>>153008108
Yeah the event needs oranje

>>153008063
I don't get it

>>153007935
I'm playing offline.

I've already bought: HOI2, HOI3, HOI4 (God forgive me) EU3, EU4, Crusader Kings, Crusader Kings 2, Victoria II.

I got cautious when Sterallis came out (pirated it) and it proved to be shallow and boring. I'm just fed up of paying full price for a fairly shallow game and then being treated as a cash cow over the next few years as they make their games interesting.

>>153008223
Only thing he does is asking people to do his work for him

which is better Alexmod or Robmod, I come from reddit

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>>153008230
>20 years of boredom for absolutely nothing
just

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>>153007702
>40%
You know full well that 100% Whites make up only 20%, at most 30% of this place. The rest are mutts, niggers and natives. Self-declared Whites that at some point had a big booty sex slave negress or a native female captured or married off ancestor do not count as White.

>>153007909
>not being a /fit/-/pol/ warrior
Kill yourself you obese cuck.

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I want to stay Catholic because Protestantism in Italy is disgusting, but the Pope is a homosexual. Other than stop playing EU4, what should I do?

>>153007935
>denuvo memes
Paradox gets enough money out of redditors, they don't care about us pedophile autists at all

So, I did one of the Immortality questlines with the Indian girl. I drank the draught and died. What the fuck is a Zenobia?

>>153008438
Changeowner a province to them or fire the event manually

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>/fit/-/pol/ warrior
God

>>153007935
if paradox did that, I'd probably go back to playing liq2 and eu3

>>153008407
HitlerMod

t. HitlerMod

>>153008489
Until they see the number people that pirate their games/DLC

>>153008486
why center it over the ocean?

>>153008608
Fuck off

t. HitlerMod

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When you realize the blobbing has gone to far. At least I'm managing all of the shitty minorities for the world.

>>153008451
I'm /fit/ but virgin desu

Hey guys, how's HoI4? Is it fun?

I'm the guy who posts "Reminder to report and ignore shitposting." every thread
ama

https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/index.php?threads/hoi4-development-diary-26th-of-august-2016.964880/
>DD is only about fucking releasable nations that should be in from the start
>it's not like it's even hard to do since everyone has generic trees and focus
>>Theoretical states are always interesting, and who knows, I’ve heard a rumor that Texas really wants to secede from the Union...
Nice

>>153008686
That's what I was looking at when I took the screenshot.

>>153008739
Take Posen and Saxony lad, and try to changeowner Saarbrucken and Kaiserslauten

>>153008665
Data collecting is something they've been doing for years, you retard. They already know the numbers.

>>153008558
based "doesn't reply to a post he's ridiculing but just quotes a part of it" poster

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>>153007326
This is the world so far.

>>153008558
t. enlighted /leftypol/ 190 lbs master race

>>153008739
Form Greater Austria, annex Germany too

>>153007886
I don't play it anyway, is that all?

>>153008852
Posen just makes it look worse trust me. As for the other two Kaiserslauten has South Germans in it so keeping that maybe Saarsbrucken though.

>come here to get new DLC from the archive
>archive is mods only
Did something happen?

>>153008789
Reminder that the only reason Victoria 2 starts in 1836 is because Johan wanted to play as Texas.

>>153008739
Annex the Soviet Union and the UK

>>153008956
/gsg/ has the occational mp but yes, that is all

>>153008739
Culture map?

>>153009006
Annex Switzerland

>>153009019
Are you blind or somehow unable to read?

>>153008739
Good lad, now give it all to Germany

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>>153009124
Also Benghazi is 36% South German.

>>153009019
Johan personally took it down.

Why are AI allies so useless in CK2
Why can't they occupy the enemies lands they just fuck around in their own territory

>>153008789
Yes, but what tabout actually fixing the game?

>>153009019
Archivelad deleted Liangmod after discovering that he was a gay furry and a discord shitposter. Discord then procedeed to report the archive pretending to be Paradox and the archivelad memed the shit out of them by putting only mods in there and putting links to the games in the OP.

You could actually read the fucking readme like in the archive.

>>153009412
>>153009180
Apparently blind, I found it now. Thank you for being kind to me.

>>153009359
Fuck off Wiz is a good AI programmer

>>153007165
>all these fucking manlets
AHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>153008189
He is charitable and a bro for giving me so many claims. But its not just him every ruler, since the patch gets a bigger disposition increase.

>>153009412
gay furries are white and based

>you'll never be a head of state for 82 years straight and have 210 children
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sobhuza_II

>>153010013
epic m8

>>153010013
Getting mad Long Reign bonuses.

why is France so broken in DH '33 start? Literally have 3IC the whole time wtf are you meant to do?

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Own half of Ukraine but the grain still can't keep up with my liquor industry.

>>153009412
Apart from being a degenerate, I don't understand why he removed it. He made it years(?) before discord was a things so it wasnt a shitposter mod. It was a shit mod tho

>Turn of matrinial marraiges to try it out
>Heir dies
>Second son just had his 6th daughter in a row

Time for some incest!

>>153010290
>Why is X mod not in?
>I have a policy of not adding meme mods or mods from known shitposters or members of known shitposter groups. This include discord/steamgroups.

>>153010181
click through events

>>153009412
Wait, Liangmod lad was/is in the discord?

>>153010454
What other options for avoiding game over? Changing inheritance laws so that a man inherits?

>>153010516
Just imagine the shitstorm if it turned out to be that HPM is a part of a steamgroup/discord. In fact, I really hope when he inevitably gets tired of it/finishes the mod he joins a steamgroup just to rile you autistic faggots up.

>>153010181
Events, manage dissent, keep in mind you'll have a negative peace time modifier. It's like America, you're taking it slow and steady until that modifier comes off.

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>>153010719
Yes

FranceMinimod guy is there as well

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Any advice for Persia playthrough.

>>153010764
I doubt that would ever happen. But lets say AFP stops making flags, and 2 years later he decides to join the steamgroup. Would you remove his flagpack?
If that degenerate was still working on the mod I would understand why it got removed but I think he stopped working on it long ago.

Reminder that the old thread is STILL ALIVE because of R&I's early posting faggotry. When are we going to lynch this retard?

reminder that we have a non autistic discord here
https://discord.gg/GM5vT
no shitposters allowed

MP held daily

>>153011215
tcobra

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>>153006957
>1071 – Battle of Manzikert: The Seljuq Turks defeat the Byzantine army at Manzikert.

>>153011215
>literally all the radical yugofags are there
Kill yourself you underage faggot

>>153010961
Anex central asia before Russia can get their paws on it and for quicker westernization

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>>153011382
why did it have to happen?

>>153011397
t. r&i

>>153011103
doesn't matter,

the thread gotta be littered with the blood shitposting modders

liangmod, aka gay furry fuckboy is not a quality modder, he's a discord shitposter and probably part of the steamgruppe as well:DD

report and ignore not liquor and waggles ok? praise HPM

>>153010746
I could switch it to agnatic only but how high could the cahnce of getting inbreed trait be?

When its my Granddaughter and Son

>>153011397
objectively wrong, the vast majority were never even part of yugo to begin with.

>>153010961
>conquer Kalat ASAP
>fabricate an aquire state CB against the Sikh right after you conquer them
>conquer their part of the Baluschistan as the British storm them on their backs
>keep focusing on getting +90% overall admin efficiency, then 2% overall intellectuals, as you keep conquering shit in Baluschistan and Afghanistan
>get universities as your first reform
>try to keep militancy down and conscious high
>use your OP decisions to your advantage (you get a free education reform with the Dar ul-Funun decision as well as a free administrative reform with a decision to appoint some important guy whose name I forgot as your advisor)
You can westernize before 1858 if you do it this way, hence making you militarily equal (or even superior) to Russia when they declare war on you around 1861 for your part of Turkmenistan.

>>153011397
we're moderate now lad

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>>153011382
>tfw there wouldn't be any roaches in Europe today if they had won that battle
>tfw the Empire could have survived

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>>153011382
>>153011724
Turks are based btw byzziefags

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So lads I've been away for a few days. Is meme's due broken or is it playable?

The patch too, is it a piece of trash or not?

>>153011928
fuck off back to your rainforest you brazilian monkey

>>153011928
not necessarily broken, but yo u die a lot more often than usual

>>153011724
>implying it would have mattered
>implying roaches wouldn't beat the byzzies in 20 years
>implying roaches would ever stop attacking for a moment
>implying byzzies' internal degeneracy wouldn't have destroyed them anyway

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MAKE JERUSALEM GERMAN AGAIN

>>153011665
>>153011421
Thanks will do

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>>153011886
sure thing achmed

>>153011928
It doen't fix memeclave but it does increase performance.

>>153012205
just genocide everything lad

>>153012669
I'm trying but the fucking fascists won't coup the country. They just love the Kaiser. They have been in charge for the last 3 elections now but don't seem to care.

>>153012753
Are you going to kill the muslims or everyone?

>>153012823
Muslims if I get the chance.

>>153012753
You do realize you can just change it to your fascist party since you're a monarchy, right? Then you just need to get +3 (or is it +4?) militancy and there'll be a monthly possibility that they'll make a coup.

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www.reddit.com/r/cwgamedev
Opinions Lads?

>>153012916
I know that's what I've been doing but no coup.

>>153013097
what is this meme and why does it look so fun

>>153013097
Sounds neat, there's few people there as well so it apparently doesn't really gets hit by the stereotypical redditor.

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>>153011994
vai se fuder

>>153012051
How so? Please don't tell me they've made that "le average life expectancy of 32" meme a real thing.

>>153012630
Is it worth getting the patch though or for every 1 fix comes 10 bugs with it?

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FINALLY

>>153013412
Nice
>>153013097
Looks kinda good, I think i heard about it a bunch of months ago. Is it anywhere near release?

>the pope would me invade someone and take all their lands then just excommunicate them

I just want to knock my neighbor England down a few pegs not take their hold land

>>153013097
Looks pretty nice. Any competition to Paradox is welcome.

To play a blurple game from charlememe start, which Doux should I start as?

>>153013570
Take their land then give it to your cousin.

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>>153013412
Noice

>>153013649
>Charlememe

Enjoy your disgusting borders.

>>153013348
I haven't really noticed any major bugs, however even if you disable shattered retreats battles only have like 10% casualties.

>>153013570
you already knocked england down a peg with that english

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>>153013808
Well do

Sidenote have any of you guys got this ailment with super natural events turned off?

>>153013815
>british union of fascists

no thanks

is reapers meme good

>>153014398
its shit

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>>153014394
Take that back

Why are you guys upset about Paradox collecting information from your computer when you run the games? HPM's been doing that for a long time and none of you complained about it.

>>153014574
beady eyes full of lies

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>>153014695
I bet you're Irish

>tfw 20000 word paper has to be done in 3 hours
>just wanna play ck2

end me now lads

holy fuck /g/, I finally finished one of the Immortal quests. literally fuck Cleopatra desu

>>153014826
wrong thread

>>153014826
>>>/g/

>>153014826
>Immortal quests
This is even worse than aztec invasion.
>Believable worlds

>>153010848
me in the pic

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>found out my qt waifu 100% bavarian phenotype wife had an affair with a 60 year old german bishop and three of my children are his

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JUST

>>153014998
t. murdoch murdoch

anywhere I can find a multiplayer crack of reapers dues?

>>153015306
no

>>153015306
http://cs.rin.ru/forum/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=64425

dont think it's out

are you ever able to play games with the multiplayer crack? never works for me/can never find games, do youve a legit steam copy

>>153008739
Now form germany

>>153015306
just buy the base game discounted on g2a and use this for all dlc
https://mega.nz/#!4gkkiACR!lnDQDHneoQH0ANG3GT4VoC5-9ixXQWYxH6LSzgmv2-A

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?????????

>>153016000
Maybe manchurian puppet was in a unification war?

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>Congolese culture minister Christoph Muzungu decided to reinstate Kinshasa's statue of Leopold II, removed after the Democratic Republic of Congo's independence, in 2005. He noted that the beginning of the Free State had been a time of some economic and social progress. He argued that people should recognize some positive aspects of the king as well.
Shame it didn't last a day

>>153016000
Glorious empire

>>153016104
Would make sense but Yunnan is also a puppet. Japan pls also
>50 fascist china

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>Vic 2 will be 7 years old on the 30th

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>>153016165
Ayy

>>153015306
Check archives, BASED and WHITE archive bro ul'd it to mega.

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lads check out this redditblob
notice anything in the production tab

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>the fuck when Victor(ia) had to ruin the archive for everyone

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>>153016589
>tfw playing for 5 years now
>know how everything works and what strategies to use with every country
Life isn't entertaining as it used to be.

>>153015481
I have had lots of games using the steam crack

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>>153017193
>the fuck when

>>153017193
inb4 just pretending

>>153017412
tvictoria

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How do I establish the co-prosperity sphere and kick the euros out of Asia in HPM vic2?
Should I go for army or navy techs? Line of Advantage or Path of Progress?

>>153018152
weeb

>>153018185
nigger

Tell me some tips or strategies for EU4.
I want to play as Makassar and to colonize Australia and Indonesia.
Suggest ideas and how to achieve this.

Also anything that you think is nor obvious to a mediocre player like army composition, navy composition, tips, tricks...

>>153018246
racist

>>153018309
Uninstall.exe

>>153018309
You should try ________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________uninstall.exe__________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

>>153018309
1. Mercs are last resort
2. big allies are your friend
3. westernise as fast aspossible
4. uninstall.exe

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>>153018309
this video will show you how to diplomacy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCEUZ4rFiac

>>153018413
>>153018419
>>153018467
Fuck off you memers, at least on r/paradoxplaza people actually respond questions.

You have not passed the test /gsg/

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Well lads Austria is Groß.

>>153018634
fuck off with your mana simulators

>>153018634
no one cares about your meme game, leave

>>153018152
Go for the Path of Progress first. You'll get the Line of Advantage automatically later anyways.

>>153018681
Based

>>153018634
Truth be told, I was going to answer seriously, but it's been such a long time since I've last played EU4 that I don't even know what to do anymore.

>>153018413
>>153018419
(you)
>>153018391
You know by your standards calling someone a weeb is also racist.

>>153018467
Should I not expand to much before some western country colonizes some province near me so I can westernize easier or should I just blob away as much as can and think about t when it comes?

What the fuck is discord and why it's so full of faggots?

>>153018583
Gavrilo Princip was not from Serbia. he was an Austrian citizen from Bosnia.

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Why do the British isles keep on getting epidemics especially fucking smallpox? Do anglos just not shower?

If I take the Philippines from Spain and Organize Indonesia, do the Philippines become Indonesian cores?

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>>153018871

>>153019045
Nobody showered back then

>>153019015
he was a Bosnian Serb

>>153019067
In HPM I should add, I noticed the entire island of New Guinea was getting Indonesian cores so I was wondering how far out Indonesia gets cores.

>>153019108
That's actually incorrect. People mostly stopped bathing in the Modern Era.

Paradox BTFO

https://twitter.com/Steam_Spy/status/768793818296639489?lang=en

>>153018634
>implying we give a shit about meme mana simulator 2013

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>>153019276
kek

everyone should screencap the new stats before johan asks him to delete them again

>>153019505
Nah, he said he will show stats of all developers even if they ask for it to be removed

Should I establish some protectorates in Nigeria as the Argentine confederacy

>>153019965
No

>>153020062
what should my focus be aside from the obvious factories of liq2

>>153019965
take your latin brothers as your puppets

>>153020208
get as many pops as possible

I find EU4 hard.. why do you guys say it's easy? Do you try to accomplish goals?

Even just trying to unify Italy as Venice I'm getting raped. If I didn't reload it would be impossible.

>>153020208
Islands in the Atlantic/Pacific and maybe some treaty ports in Asia

>>153019965
You're in the New World. Except for The USA and Liberia, no one there is supposed to have colonies.
>>153020208
Just make La Plata and get the maximum amount of immigrants you can.

>>153020261
I took Uruguay so I'm on my way f a m
>>153020271
So encourage immigration and conquer shit?

is there any mod besides divergences that lets me form a pan-hispanic/latino federation

>>153020398
if you're playing HPM you can form la plata which is like slightly memey but gives you a bunch of cores and stuff too

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>>153020338
>EU4
>hard
>savescumming

>>153020698
it is hard if you don't wait 50 years between everything

I wonder if the guy who makes the "Groß____iums" maps could be convinced to make a map of Großrhodesiums.

>>153018681
are you playing with anything besides HPM

>>153020698

Personally, I find CK2 way, WAY easier than EU4.

lads
my factories seem to refuse to collect the iron necessary to upgrade and now unemployment is rampant
reloading usually works but not this time
manual trading doesn't seem to work either, are the other great powers hogging it all to themselves? though I control about 10% of total iron production so fuck I don't know

>>153020762
Then wait 50 years between everything. That's how Paradox wants you to play anyway, have people waiting hours to do stuff in their games to increase the hours played so that they can deceive investors into their jewry.

>>153021145
iron shortages have been an hpm problem for over a year

>>153021120
I think it is easier too, but a lot more fun than EU4.

>>153021145
Get some RGO techs. It might mitigate the problem.

>>153021249
well shit
any console commands that'd get around the problem?

>>153021346
I've got all but shift work

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It is Two Thousand and Fifteen, year one of the reign of Trudeau the Second.

Who should I play as? I'll do autism-AARs for everyone but ISIS for the sole reason of not wanting the RCMP kicking in my door

>>153021491
Germany

>>153021491
>playing a strategy game
>worthy of the RCMP coming for you
you'd need to download those guide books and/or buy a ticket to Syria
play ISIS you fucking pussy

>>153021491

Jews

>>153021491
Jizzrael and get these borders

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Land_of_Israel

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>>153021491
Israel. End goal is to make the US a puppet.

lads what the fuck is up with the new education system in the reaper's meme
does getting your education trait at 17 mean that you get a shit education because you lose your educator at 16?

>>153021491
nile to euphrates, goyim

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>>153021656
I'll play ISIS I just won't do "we have captured X in the name of Johan (PBUH)"
I already got a copy of the Do/k/ument, they're onto me bud

Consensus seems to be Gods Chosen

>>153021491
What is the European Union btw? What provinces does it control?

Does anyone know how to make a CB that does liberate country, but the released country becomes a puppet if it does not already exist as an independent country?

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>>153021876
whatever faggot

How does recovery of cores work? How long after being taken does the core stop being mine

>>153021709
US is already a puppet of Israel.

>>153021876
what is the do/k/ument and where do i get putin mod? what makes it different from other modern day mods?

So with Horse Lords on sale I've decided to pick up the DLC I haven't got yet; that is to say, Way of Life, Horse Lords, Conclave and Memer's Due (and a few visual and music packs but I don't really care about those as much)
I'm assuming that Conclave is shit and isn't worth my money? Is WoL fixed or is my game going to be filled with a bunch of guys fucking every single girl in the world?

Also, while I'm writing this post, does the option to turn off shattered retreat mean that wars will consist of me following armies back and forth between two counties a dozen times killing 100 men each time? Still, even then it would be an improvement over shattered retreat.

>>153022086
HPM is working on it

>>153022293
It's Modern Day mod with the start date of 2015, Novapaddy has a thread in the forum
You can get an online copy of the Do/k/ument here, there's a torrent version on TPB but it's poorly seeded https://murdercube.com/files/

>>153022280
That's the joke, silly

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I dont think I have ever seen Byzantium get BTFO like this.

>>153022512
Note it was not Jihads but seljuk invashions. And the pope still has not called a crusade yet what gives?

>>153022462
It is not a very funny one.

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God's Chosen, Part I:

Israel was born out of the ashes of the Shoah, and in the heart and soul of all Israelites stirs the memory of the six million. For decades we have been sparring with the so called Palestinian State. Many times we have been called to mediation by our greatest ally, the United States, and each time we come out worse off. Now, as the Muslim fundamentalists gain a foothold in Syria and Egypt, we are reminded of the Yom Kippur War.
Things are different now. No longer will we allow foreign pressure to dictate our political maneuverings, and never again will we give up our rightful territory because of the yelling of the bleeding hearts. From Suez to the Euphrates, we must take what is ours by biblical right. We must reclaim the Eretz Yisrael Hashlemah which has been stolen from us for so long.

We are God's chosen, and we will take what he has promised to us.

>>153022512
>>153022626
Day related
>This day in history, August 26th:
1071 – Battle of Manzikert: The Seljuq Turks defeat the Byzantine army at Manzikert.

What's the Jewish equivalent of inshallah/deus vult?

>>153023236
oy vey desu ne

>>153014114
That was a real thing though

>>153023302
I keked at this

>>153023331
>>153023149
I know and I am kinda glad considering byzantium never gets their teeth kicked in but now I just want a crusade to fire off already what is taking the pope so long?

>>153023236
Meant for >>153023134 if that even matters

>>153023236
im yirtzeh hashem

>>153023134
OY VEY DESU NE

>>153023134
wat mod

>>153023759
Putin Mod, Novapaddy's new version of Modern Day mod. It uses the E3 map and it's the first time I've ever had Darkest Hour lagging on me, I don't know what this mad cunt did.

>>153024091
in what game

>>153024091
wot

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We must first secure our homelands if we are to expand.

>>153024268
is that gray blob isis

>>153024268
Based.

>>153024268

Have we started the fire?

HPM Bro, why am I getting so many African Communist rebels? Should't their consciousness be too low for communism and shouldn't they be fighting for independence before communism>

And why am I getting so many communist rebels so frequently period? I have many social and political reforms including universal voting, so why are so many people willing to throw themselves on my soldiers bayonets? Don't they ever learn?

Tring my hand at Cherson again and My steward invited me to go to a trading expedition... just after having planned another trading expedition.

Hey, at least I got twice the cash out of it.

>>153024268
What mod? The only modern day mod for DH I found was a half-assed mess.

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We have done what the generations before us failed to do: we have pacified the Arab invaders within our nation. Now, with our homeland secured, we must seek to reclaim Greater Israel. To our north lies Syria, currently embroiled in a fierce civil war. We have neither the manpower or standing force to claim these regions. Instead we should look south, to Egypt and Lebanon. We have the capability to prepare an invasion for one of these regions while we expand our nuclear arms project

WE DECIDE TO:
>Prepare an invasion of Lebanon
>Prepare an invasion of Egypt

>>153024596
https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/index.php?threads/mod-the-putin-mod-2015-2050.958548/

>>153024343
Yes

>>153024505
hpmeme says there isn't any real way to stop them from being communist, so he made them enforce independence even though it says they're communist.

>>153024780
Go for Lebanon, then Egypt.

>>153024780
Lebanon first

>>153024505
colonial communist rebels is a vanilla meme, HPM said he can't stop that

>>153024780
I'd say Egypt first. Take Sinai back.

>>153024909
>>153024846
I thought only conscious pops could be any of the more exotic political moments like fascism of Communism. Why are my newly conquered Africans getting all these dangerous new ideas so quickly?

>>153024780
Egypt
Secure the control of the canal.

Can you genocide the Palestinians?

>>153024505
>why am I getting so many African Communist rebels?
vanilla bug

>I have many social and political reforms including universal voting, so why are so many people willing to throw themselves on my soldiers bayonets? Don't they ever learn?

Rebels sperging out for no reason is also a vanilla bug

vicky 2 is a broken game

>>153025004
Ask Johan about that

>>153024991
>wanting desert
Fuck that, take the channel.

>>153025004
>thinking liquoria 2 is actually that complex

>>153025050
And Parajews won't release the fucking engine for licensing

>>153024780
>I must unite the semitic peoples

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In preparation of our invasion, we have massively ramped up our intelligence service. Our best Mossad agent as been dispatched.

You
Know
His
Name

Agent Jason Bourneovitzberg

>>153025050
this

the 20th is hilariously broken, you will get rebels out the ass even if you're a republic with every political and social reform.

>>153024505
Literally google African independence movements

>>153025271
For whatever reason Jean Chretien is fucking PM of Canada while everyone else has updated governments.

>>153025314
*20th century

>>153025356
>leftist african independence movements
>pre-ww2

>>153025356
>communist african rebels in vicky 2's timeframe

africans didn't even know what shit like fascism, liberalism and communism were

>>153025442
>bwaaa my alt-history game is not historical
>must be HPM's fault
>those niggers need to wait for an Austrian painter to kill himself to get uppity

is mexico or gran colombia the true inheritor of the hispanic dominion?

>>153025547
>it's just a game you autist
>it's alt history
paradox forums tier argument

>>153025547
>unironically wanting the game to be non-historical
t. reddit pro

>>153025547
Nobody said it's HPM's fault. It's a vanilla bug.

>>153025632
>>153025643
t."H"PM

What are some good post-ww2 games not from Paradox?

>>153025789
literally nothing

>>153025547
>>>https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/index.php

>>153025547
>Realism is not a meaningful argument
t. wiz

lads what is your favorite rgo/good
mine is tea btw

>>153026018
liquor of course

>>153025832
There has to be something. Even if it's not that good.

>>153026224
supreme ruler but its shit

>>153026362
How about SuperPower 2? Is it good?

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**I fucked up and called Jordan "Lebanon", forgive me

Jordan has been annexed into Greater Israel, at the cost of quite a few fighter aircraft and tanks
Mashugana!

We now decide to
>Prepare for an invasion of Egypt to reclaim the Suez
>Look north to Lebanon to secure the rest of the Holy Land

>>153026224
this game was a short lived meme here earlier this year
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=db6YDRhBarc

>>153026418
Still Lebanon

>>153026418
I don't suppose 21st century politics are actually attempted to be modeled in this mod?

Fuck paradox just finish evw

>>153026459
how do I form the fourth Reich with this?

>>153026418
Egypt.

>>153026558
Not that I'm aware, after this I'll do New World Order II which does a semi-decent job at it.

>>153026570
you can't really do massive blob stuff or border autism with it

it's more of a geopolitical sim than a GS game really

>>153026650
What's the difference between a geopolitical sim and a GS?

>>153026418
t.goy

>>153026459
that actually looks kinda fun

>>153026418
>Mashugana!
do you mean l'chayim?

>>153026638
I'd love NWOII if it actually gave you something to do after WWII. I don't know if its because I did a too good enough job (getting to Poland before the USSR could, having a nationalist China) or because they just didn't add many events.

Hell, I started at one of the modern dates and ministers and generals for even major powers were not nearly fleshed out enough.

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>>153026650
could you form GroßGermaniums?

>>153026895
It is

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are there any grand strategy games where I can make my own maps?

>>153026949
occupying a large portion of the eastern bloc can make the cold war less fun even in vanilla DH

i usually limit myself to occupying Berlin before the USSR.

>>153026975
>wanting slavs
The Mediterranean isn't worth it

How do I get immigrants, I'm in south america, brazil mexico and america are taking them all

>>153027148
are czechs germanic or is that a meme

>>153027121
Make a mod

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Wait I thought only hordes can invade? Why are Seljuks Snowballing this game?

>>153027215
reforms

>>153027138
I didn't really want to fight the Cold War proper, I was looking forward to smaller guerrilla skirmishes in Vietnam and other places.

I was also hoping there would be emergent events where if a nation is developing nuclear weapons past a certain date coalitions could pressure them to stop and, if all else fails, go to war.

>>153027215
install HPMeme

>>153027260
I think Turks get the ability to invade

>>153027260
>byzantium not owning greece or anatolia and still being called byzantium
triggered

>>153027349
I did, this is liq2 not vanilla that I'm playing

>>153027361
It just says they can raid infidils nothing about getting a CB on a whole kingdom. Why have I not seen them do this more often?

>>153027545
Do people unironically think that liquor isn't a vanilla meme?

>>153026949
Last time I looked there were no alt-history events in NWOII at all, besides some that start WWIII. And some stuff in China too, I once teamed up with the Soviets to invade Communist China.

There's some stuff about early Ferman reunification, and Yugoslavia stuff, but last I played, they didn't work.

>>153027545
then pray that america fractures into a bunch of meme states like it always does in HPMeme

>>153027772
2nd civil war is an NNM meme and doesn't happen in HPM unless America is no longer a Republic.

>>153025789

Ruler: Cold War

>>153027763
And thats the problem. Its fine to rely on historical events when you have such a small period of time to cover like in vanilla DH, but once you expand the timeline to the modern day you have to take account of years of player meddling with history.

Like I said, the outcome of my WWII was a completely NATO Europe and a Nationalist China.

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Alright, what the fuck did I miss while I was away from EU4

Now I can't control my own ships. I keep telling him to go to the Canaries but this cocksucker keeps exploring Africa

>>153027969
I once played the Grand Campaign mod for DH.

Just joining the Entente instead of the central powers as Bulgaria fucked up the world for some reason in the 30's. The US had a weird rebellion that put the then deceased Theodore Roosevelt in power and Germany just kinda Froze. At first i thought Hitler just never came to power because of the small chance the AI strays from history but it just looked like it was bugged or something..

>>153028315

Oh, never mind.

It looks like now I have to use an explore mission

>>153028315
parajew fucked up exploration in el dorado

I'm in the same boat, i hadn't played EU4 since CoP and everything is so fucked up for "muh MP balance"

>>153026418
Where did you get the mod?
The forum files ain't working

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>Archive(mods only)

What happened to the good ol' archive?

Been out for way too long tbf lads,I saw the new CK2 DLC on skidrow and I came here to get it...

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>>153028728
It's right here you triple nigger
mega:///#!xxhWTQ7K!D73Wa6u_VoUhA4xVF-UHWeH7BJdqsDJN_jDltNU5zO4

>>153028843
discord got butthurt and reported it to the jews

>>153028843
How long have you been gone?

a lot has changed since august started

>>153029069
Since HOI4 came out,busy with uni n shiet

>RIP archive

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what's happening here lads?
where are my backgrounds?

>>153029192
oh god you've missed a ton

Cobra got doxxed and Radical Yugoslavia has been disbanded

we discovered tomato forums

Turk's gruppe is back.

>>153029295
who's cobra

what's tomato

>>153029293
u have a virus

>>153029393
o no
but srly it's distracting

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>>153029373
Cobra the leader of the shitposting steamgroup Radical Yugoslavia.

Pic related is tomato forums.

where's putin mod jew aar