/twg/ - Total War General

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IF OUR DAIMYO IS TO BECOME SHOGUN

what is /twg/ drinking tonight

>>153030679
>pic
Kislev confirmed

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>Tomb Kangz still not announced

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I want to be dominated by a best elf!

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Post yfw next dlc will be NOT wood sex

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Genevieve Dieudonné legendary hero when?

HAHAHHA here we GO again, another round of stale memes and shitposting.
another round of tomb kangz,meme rats, meme goblins, le ebin vlad, and etcetera.

I'm fucking tired of this general, you autists are the absolute bane of this board, holy shit I would stomp every single one of you meme spouting neckbeards in a second with my bare hands.
For the love of god stop posting these memes, I'm tired, I just want to discuss Total War and not have to scroll trough a wall of memes.
Enough is enough.

>>153030570
What happened last thread? I left for a while.

>>153031360
Just meme things

>>153031254
>>153031360

>>153031218
women are inferior to men.

>>153031254
/gsg/ is WAY worse

>>153031360
nothing

reminder to report and ignore shitposting is just an ebin /gsg/ meme and those underage faggots are spreading their shit here

AAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Every FUCKING day with these STUPID fucking MEMES! I've had it up to HERE with stupid fucking memes! You guys make me want to KILL MYSELF! Is that what you fucking want? For me to fucking KILL MYSELF and write on my suicide note "Cause of suicide: Couldn't handle all of the stupid fucking memes, killed myself"? Because that's what it might as well fucking say!
You guys are literally, L I T E R A L L Y incapable of having even the SIMPLEST of fucking discussion without "MEME THIS, MEME THAT, PROBABLY PONTUS, HERE'S A POORLY SHOPPED PIC OF EPIC FAIL ANTIOCHUS FUCKING UP, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EBIN AMIRITE?" Fucking STOP IT you pathetic fucking FAGGOTS, you are such fucking cancer that I cannot even fathom how you fucking scumbags live your dumb gay lives. Don't you have a job to get to, schoolwork to finish or a family to attend to? Do you literally do ANYTHING productive with your lives other than post stupid fucking memes? You fucking people make me sick and you're damn lucky I don't have any of your fucking addresses you fucking pieces of shits. I'd spit in your faces.

>>153031486
Men are inferior to women.

>>153031574
this is a copypasta from /gsg/ replaced with things /twg/ related

>>153031486
>>153031647
humans are inferior to gods

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>>153031647
Explain this.

CA - If you want my money then listen here.
Now that i have your attention for this second lets not dilly dally.

More content = more profit is the line of thought. Start out with a skeleton of a game then add stuff through DLC. Totally legitmate way of earning money.

But here is the thing - not all of us are stupid as US people. They might happily give you money but us europeans are of another sort.

If I am to buy one more DLC for this game you better give more units and heroes and utilities than that. And for only Humans and Vamps - CA plz go home you are drunk.
-More units for dwarfes, orc and chaos faction. ( as the modding community has already done more than you in regards to unit upgrades so if you want me to buy than out shine the unpaid modders).
-Expand world map (lore friendly if possible)
- More spells if lore friendly - respect your universe g33ks(even if its not my own).

And people check out the workshops and other modding platforms for the same crap CA is about to make you pay for. Dont be stupid when you can stay cheap :D

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>>153031490

>>153031751
Did this come from reddit?

>>153031962
Steam forums.

>>153031568
Reminder that encouraging people to report is a bannable offense.

>>153030679

Jack Daniels & Vodka
no pic cuz broke the shitty lens on my phone

Supposed to go to a party but now I just want to start a new Shogun campaign

anyone have the roll chart thing for it?

>>153030679
Water, Coffee and Fanta :^)

I don't have any alcohol at the moment.

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>>153032083
I gotcha bro

>>153031254
Someone save this pasta for latter.

>>153031751
>CA should do all the things they already announced they'd do, but it's my idea and I'm saving them!

The fuck?

>>153032175

cheers

>>153032238
Welcome to the steam forums.

it's awful.

>>153032190
>>153032301
fuck off back to your containment thread

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>>153032515

>6k players
ded game

ded thred

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37th for him

So /twg/ how's your games been going? Just finished my Beastmen Long Campaign, ended up being a bit of a race between me and Chaos to get the last settlements for the 50 settlements razed objective.

>>153032175
This has got me super tempted to re-install Shogun 2 now

>>153032515
eric
/gsg/, /mbg/ and /twg/ are brothers

>>153032768
do it

it's a solid ass game

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>>153032768
>not having Shogun 2 installed at all times

It's simply too fun to not have on hand m8. The campaign is solid even if newer releases make the deficiencies obvious but the battles are still top notch.

And its easily the most cinematic TW game.

>>153032768

Just finished a campaign as the Huns

Declared war on the world and half a dozen African factions sailed across the Mediterranean and chased me across Europe

Definitely prefer playing as a settled faction

How does accusation even work? It doesn't seem like it does any damage.

Any resources out there that can help me learn what each unit is best used for? For total warhammer

>>153033212
I had a similar thing happen to me as the visigoths.

>Chill around the balkans until the ERE showed up with 4 full stacks to fuck my shit up
>Decide it's time to head west
>Fight the remenants of the WRE here and there, chill in Italy, drink wine and fuck bitches
>Notice that to the north the Saxons and the Langobards have pretty much consolidated all of Western Europe to create a huge barbar alliance
>9 Factions declare war on me at the same time
>Decide to position my armies close to the alps to funnel any attackers, pick off a couple of armies
>Then they get serious; 8 full stacks descend upon me
>Use all of my gold to buy a treaty with the huns and fucking run all the way to the steppes with 4 stacks chasing me the entire way
>Start circling around the forests to the north of Dacia, splitting up their armies then taking them down one by one.
>Finally crush the fourth army and send them packing
>Feelsgoodman.jpg
>Like 15 turns later, 6 stacks of fucking Saxons come creeping into view half way across the fucking world and miles away from their territory

They really hated me for some reason.

>>153032768
Do it

just don't play rise of the samurai

how did that even happen

Rome 2 was released in 2013. Attila was announced in 2014 and released early 2015. This means that We will have a New total war game late 2017 if we are really lucky.

>>153034707
Attila was good.

>>153034707
A new Total Warhammer game.

>>153034776
fuck off

>>153034817
Cry more, bitch.

>Neutral army in province
>It's raiding but if I attack I declare war
Am I missing something here?

>>153034995
No? Armies raid. Either go to war over it or don't.

Often just moving an army close by is enough to scare them off with the threat of force.

>>153034749

That's my favorite meme tbqh (to be quite honest)

>>153035147
talex

>>153035270
What is this meme, people keep doing that here now. New /int/ meme?

>>153035270
t, reed

>>153034995
This isn't Civ, mate. Sending and army into foreign territory or raiding doesn't equate automatic war.

>>153035361
it's a /gsg/ meme

Alex Grandi is a brazilian modder on their general

>>153035398
desu Raiding really should equate to breaking NAPs and Alliances for the purposes of trustworthiness.

>>153034707
Probably gonna be Medieval 3, i'd kill for a good late medieval/Renaissance game though. I want my long pikes and bardiches, the clash between knights in plate and the early adoption of gunpowder.

>italian kingdoms
>big mixed unit rosters
>tons of religious wars and rebellions
>big HRE
>could have large map stretching from Europe to Asia covering a vast array of cultures
>awesome as fuck naval battles as big guns start to become a thing on vessels

>>153035758
>Probably gonna be Medieval 3
Confirmed not the case.

>>153035758

It would be shit and you know it

>>153035871
It would be fucking awesome if they did it right, it'd just be like medieval 2 late game battles where you start to get all the crazy interesting units and experimental gunpowder weapons. I'd also be fine with a medieval asian game

>>153035628

Vlad was weak!

>>153035957

>if they did it right

>>153036310
Dont make me cry I wont get my ideal total war game ;-;

>>153035758
yawnnnnnnnn

Is there anything in the real world that can defeat a Grimgor Ironhide?

>>153036578
I'd give one of the larger dinosaurs a fair chance. Allosaurus, was it? Or there's probably some even bigger.

>>153036372
What's boring about it? It's the time period where you still have places like Wales, aragon, lombardy etc holding onto independence. You also have some massive wars like the Hussite Wars, Ottoman incursion into the Balkans and the 100 years war between croatia and the turks, League of Cambrai which was a fucking mess and you cant forget in the 1600s there was the 30 years war which was one of the most destructive conflicts in european history. You also got a time period that could take place just after the peak of the mongols so you'd have all their successor kingdoms in the east and you'd have the early starts of european colonization.

>>153034707
I will be dead in late 2017

Please enjoy the new total war for my sake

>>153035408
He is a pretty good modder.
>>153035375
t. Grucia

jesus christ he got blown out so fucking hard.

>>153037117
reed got blown out more

>>153037198
i think thats who hes referring to lad

>>153035408
>>153035270
>>153035375
>>153037117
>>153037198
>>153037230
fuck off back to your containment general nobody gives a shit about your retarded drama "LE COBRA ALEX XD"

fuck off

>>>/vg//gsg/

>>153037298
t. reed

>>153037298
t. Grucia
>>153037198
what happened to reed?
wasn't he underage

>>153037421
he got doxxed and deleted his shitposting steamgroup radical yugoslavia

>>153037329
>>153037421
>>153037451
fuck off back to your containment general

>>153037516
treed

>>153037516
t.reed

>>153037451
so thats where the radical bronyslavia memes comes from.

>>153035758
Usually after a new game gets released the next title is a standalone addon for this game. If they continue with this they will announce a new part of Warhammer. The next really new title would be announced in 2 years.
although this could change since they have two separate teams working on 2 different total war games.

So any mods /twg/ is working on?

I am making a mod that lets barracks increase the movement speed of units in the province.

Do you guys have any experience with creating new effects?

>>153037516
Treed

>>153035628
>Regen
>Regen
>Movement speed
Boy can't wait to chase this fuck around the entire battle map for 20 minutes.

>>153037794
Good thing the AI always sends its leaders charging suicidally head first into your lines.

Is there any confirmation on weather or not the AI will field RoR units even if you haven't bought the DLC?

>>153038168
Don't know about RoR but they will use the new DLC units so there's a good chance they'll do RoR as well.

>>153033703
barbar nato is always pretty strong
but yeah, AI seems to chase horde stacks until forever

are regiments of renown for multiplayuer?

>>153031254
You would stomp us with your hands?

>>153035628
>No vanguard deployment.
Wtf CA

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>tfw gave barracks a 20% province wide campaign movement boost
bueno

>>153035628
why is he siege attacker?
Too ugly?

>>153039264
That's a campaign specific ability. I believe that's outlined on the GC screen.

Unless >vlad is multi only

>>153039274
When dark elves come out im going to pretend one of my witch lords has a girl love harem!

>>153039593
>in both campaign and battle

Did the Japanese use shields?

>>153036787
>anon overdosed on memes

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I’m Karl Franz, and this is my Empire. I work here with my old theogonist and my wizard, Big Gelt. Everything in here has a story and a chaos corruption value. One thing I’ve learned after 21 years – you never know WHEN the tomb kings are gonna come through that door.”

>>153040604
Yes.

>>153039496
i guess because of the whole "siege of altdorf and stuff" thing

>>153031254
But I am here for memes.

Every time i see G O B L I N S and Tomb Kings still not announced I giggle.

>Barely win a fight with only six men left on my daimyo and his heir
>Feeling super spooked but also super relieved that they didn't die
>This unit has had its commander killed and has been disbanded
>THE REIGNING FAMILY HAS- Alt+F4
I don't get it. There was no skull sign for the 'commander killed' during the fight or anything like that.

>>153031254
>bane

BANE??

>>153042716
Sometimes when a unit has a low enough number of men it will disband them or randomly kill off a few as a post battle result.

>>153042961
But why.

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>>153031254

All this warhammer talk makes we want to play Age of Reckoning again
I guess i'll give the private server a try

What's the point of the Black Coach?
Why wouldn't I simply use more Blood Knights?

>>153032175
Roll

Guys, when I'm playing the grand campaign, no matter which race, I constantly find myself saving before every battle or every potentially dangerous move that might lead to a battle. And if I lose, I simply reload or if I did something I didn't foresee. Is this cheating?

Do you guys do this too or do you accept a loss as a loss and try to play on? Being able to save so often just forces my hand to also reload again and thus optimizing and "cheating" my way through.. Any tips?

>>153043507
Black coachs are never worth it anon

>>153043507

Black Coach is terrible

Hopefully Corpse Cart and Mortis Engine don't fall into the same hole.

If nothing else an extra 2 sources of regeneration auras will make Death Stars more potent, if they actually stack that is.

Why is Lore of Metal so shit?

>>153033316
What are you using it against? Because it's shit against units, but godly against heroes

>>153043849
Because making magic damage scale with unit size is 2hard4u

And the buffs are mediocre

>>153043085
I really have no idea why they do it, it honestly makes no sense.

>>153043507
It's supposed to be a chariot that gets stronger the more kills it gets and can empower itself.

Some how CA fucked this up.

>>153044129
When a unit has too little fighting strength left the remaining men are usually transferred to another kompanie.

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Hel Fenn is the comfiest map.

>>153044108
fuck you bitch

Who /hochland/ here?

>>153044565
>not Oakenhammer

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caXEG4pEvXU

How do you fight dwarfs as Empire? Longbeards and charges destroy your infantry before your gunline can even touch them.

What's the weather like in VC controlled regions? Why do all their zombies look as if they've been mummified? They're all very clean too, did someone clean them before reanimation?

>>153044674
fuck off Arch

>>153044674

fuck off arch

>>153044674
fuck off arch

>>153044674
>fighting dwarfs

Didn't this autistic shit throw a fit at the mere suggestion you could do that?

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>>153044674

>>153044705
The simple explanation is "magic".

The complex explanation is "fuck off, it's magic, we don't gotta explain shit to you".

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>>153044794
according to the comments he did a geat jo.

>>153044845
So corpses in the warhammer fantasy doesn't decompose?

>>153044906
They do, but necromantic magic can prevent it.

>>153044906
If you mean whats the weather like in Sylvania is basically eastern European like Romania/Carpathian forests etc. So freezing winters and wet summers. Its meant to be pretty bleak and dark since its in the shadow of the worlds edge mountains, don't forget those mountains are all everest tier and Karaz-a-karak is like no mountain on earth.

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>"It's time to meet the man himself..."

CA have posted Vlad officially now.

He looks badass, can't wait to kick Manny in the balls.

>>153045053
>those low-res textures
Embarrassing.
Will he replace Manny as the faction leader or not?

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>>153030679
TWG Napoléon tea.

>>153045139
so presumably the whole games' textures are embarassing seeing as thats the standard?

>>153045290
Pretty sure Volkswagen man's textures look fine.
But yeah, it's all embarrassing anyway.

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>>153043589

It's called save-scumming, and it's a real mentality. It's not cheating, but it does cheapen the experience.

Best way to treat save-scumming is to activate a Iron Man mode like you can in XCOM, but since in TW it's tied to Legendary, your only option is to simply try to accept losses. Accept that a city might get sacked or razed. Take a step back and remember that there is no time-limit, and that ruins can be rebuilt, units recruited, heroes respawn and that new generals can be bought.

Just let things happen. It's those accidents and losses that make the game more interesting.

>>153033316

You're only supposed to use it against single target units, lords, heroes and monsters.

>>153040604
Yes. Then later they started attaching shields to their shoulders.

>>153043589
I used to do it, but then I realised that my campaigns are far more interesting and engaging if I don't. It also means you can keep learning the game and don't get stuck using shitty tactics you can savescum.

Winning every battle on the railroad to victory is boring. When you lose a battle, deal with the consequences.

>>153043507
Can't wait for Corpse Cart and Mortis Engine so VA would have 3 useless chariot moints.

Now that the dust has settled, can we agree that genre fiction crap was a mistake? The game is casualized garbage for manchildren now. Genre fiction crap doesn't belong to this series.

>>153034707
>>153034817
History titles are DEAD. They are probably moving people from history title to Warhammer as we speak.

>>153035628
>Vlad doesn't have red armor
>Knights of the Blazing Sun are black with gold instead of gold with black
ARMY PAINTER
FUCKING
WHEN

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>>153044674
Is he fucking playing with Radious Mod?

>>153046017

>History titles are DEAD.
Nah.
>They are probably moving people from history title to Warhammer as we speak.
Problably true, as the game was a huge success. Most likely they're borrowing animations and modellers for the upcoming content.

>>153045807

Mortis Engine seems p baller. Even if you just use it as an alluah ackbar device.

>>153046095
There have been numerous undisputable masterpieces in total war modding, such as the strikingly realistic classic Europa Barbarorum or its medieval counterpart Stainless Steel. Radious mod will not join their ranks; its surface is too generic, its presentation too provocative and its messages too obscure. Its take on the abysmal is an illumination in one person’s despair, but a paroxysm of another’s perversion. It will remain underground – treasured by the most avant-garde among intellectuals for its edifying if horrifying insight into the fundaments of human morality. Philistines and self-proclaimed critics alike will shun Radious mod, but you can’t fault them for that. It takes wisdom to appreciate its subtleties, and courage to side with the unpopular opinion. Sed domi maneas paresque nobis novem continuas fututiones.


Superficially, Radious mod appears to be a mod which caters to the most proletarian among men; aloof critics dismiss it as such often without a second thought. As complacent as these self-proclaimed "understanders of strategy" are, they fail to realize that Radious mod is a cult classic, a chef d'oeuvrea buried under false preconceptions and unfounded criticism. This gem is hidden because it does not shine; it is buried because its tone is that of abyssal black. Radious mod pries into to the darkest corners of our subconscious, the most visceral of our cognition, the most carnal of our urges, and the most primal of our instincts.

As brilliantly put by Cattalus, "Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo"; to describe the artistic qualia of Radious mod would be to describe music to the deaf, color to the blind or beauty to the philistine. The painting speaks for itself, and it is up to the player to fully absorb its depth. Its sublimity will ever be debated yet always remain objectively irrefutable; the fundamental insight it provides into human and perhaps animalistic nature may shape the basis of Total War modding for centuries to come.

>>153044858
He could trip down the stairs and crush a baby and the comments would say he did a great job...

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>Battle of The Moot
>Dead crypt horrors and zombos throughout the town

Dang this place is a real shit hole

>>153044794
No, the self proclaimed loremaster of Warhammer unironically suggested that there's no reason why Empire and Dwarfs couldn't go to war with each other, despite the fact that one of the pillars of Sigmarite faith is to be bro's with Dwarfs.

>>153046521
They’re manlets. That's enough reason.

>>153044906
They do, there is just so many people killed every where all the time.

Plus I guess there's magic or some shit you could do to keep them around or something.

>>153046521
Dwarfs sieged empire cities because of shortchange in lore.

>>153046095
YEP

Of all the fucking people hes playing it with Radious.

And he has over 62 thousand subscribers...

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>>153030679
>russian wódka
We call it piss

VIDEO OF VLAD.

https://www.reddit.com/r/totalwar/comments/4ztpvi/offical_vlad_von_carstein_announcement/

Can't post the facebook link as the system thinks it's spam.

>>153046870
Funny, that's what we call polish vodka.

>>153046987
blood drinker is so tiny

>>153046987
Why would he pull his sword out to look at it only to stick it back?

>>153046987
>blood drinker is a tiny baby bitch sword when it has been portrayed as a greatsword for as long as vlad has existed in the canon

Fuck off. I'm starting to see why this is free content.

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>>153047103
It's a regular sword m8

Decided to play Call of Warhammer BoTeT, and aside from the literal five minutes it takes to load anything it's pretty cool. Is there any way to improve those loading times?

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>>153046987
I like his elf ears.

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>>153047327
No, it's pretty consistently depicted as being taller than he is.

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>>153047327
He would look infinitely cooler if they made him more like our pictures.
Maybe some people can mod it in...

>>153047793

Anon, they were never gonna be able to make him look like a painted image.

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>tfw nearly made it

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G O B L I N S

>>153047898
There are some definite features that seem consistent in these that could have been made. For example how he doesn't seem to have lips in either picture, how it just kind of fades from face to fang. That's something they could have easily done. Also the thinness of his face. Maybe blended the nose cavity with the rest of the face more?

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>>153047906
>not Warhammer
REEEE GET OUT

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Incredible tactics here AI. Wish I was playing as the celts so I could vanguard on top of them.

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>>153048163

>>153048163
They're taking the highest ground. Makes sense.

>>153048294
It would make sense if the map wasn't even, but it is. I also started on the highest ground. They've just gone innnawoods to neuter my cavalry charges.

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>>153046870
>>153047028
>russians calling other russians' drink piss

>>153046987

>huffing the copse fumes

V-Vlad was w-weak...

>>153048081
A 3d model in TW will never look like a painting of said character.

>>153048506
Well obviously. It's just that there is hardly even a resemblance.

>>153048623
>there is hardly even a resemblance
That's not true though. Next you're going to tell me that his face is too round.

>>153048623

Completely untrue, it is very very similar to the miniature model.

That one also has more defined lips and a more protruding nose cavity.

Frankly the only real complaint I would have about his look is that his hair is a bit grey and dirty looking when it should be more pale white.

>>153048697
>>153048834
I guess I'm just trying to justify not liking it then.

>>153048884
It's okay, you'll always have Mockfred.

>>153048834

Is it possible to change hair color with mods? Or is that not possible yet?

>>153049031
Seeing how there are mods to change the armour colours of Karl and Grimgor I assume it shouldn't be a problem.

>>153048163
It's so dense

>>153049098

Every single image has so many things going on

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>>153048081
MAKE SYLVANIA GREAT AGAIN

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>>153047327
It was never 'regular, it is supposed to be a true renaissance two hander in 7th and before that was was some brutally large broadsword. The point is that Vlad is so strong he can one hand a two handed sword.

>>153049262
Digging Vladdy's pants in the middle there

>>153049171

so handsome~

>>153032175
Roll

http://wiki.totalwar.com/w/Vlad_von_Carstein

>Vlad von Carstein was the first and greatest of the Vampire Counts of Sylvania.

>A master swordsman and skilled general with no small aptitude in the magical arts, it was he who tainted the aristocracy of Sylvania with the curse of vampirism, and in so doing, created an Undead kingdom I the heart of the Empire. Those who met him and survived described him as possessed of a feral charm, but with an evil temper that could turn into a beserk fury if he was thwarted in his endeavours.

>was

>>153048163
Why the fuck aren't you using the unique garamantian spears?

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guess CA didn't look too far for inspiration.

All these bitter vladfags upset he looks exactly like his miniature is the best thing ever.

>>153049779
Because he died.

>>153031574
10 Downing Street, London SW1A 2AA, Great Britain.

Just come and fuck my shit up senpai.

>>153049389
possibly in whatever story they concoct for Vlad's return they'll explain why exactly he looks so decomposed.

I can't play grand strats anymore. Whenever my warriors battle, it's too irritating to see them lose a defensive river crossing battle when they're fortified in hills just because the foe brought a thousand more men and had a lucky die roll.

WE IZ

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tomb kangz when

>>153050261
GOBBOS

>>153050298

SNEAKY

>>153050353

STABBY

>>153050378

ITCHY

>>153050419
They look like they forget to say no homo after a brojob.

how do i kill chaos for good?

>>153050498
>Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!

t. anonymous roman

>I have buggered men
t. anonymous roman

>>153050592
>II.7 (gladiator barracks); 8792: On April 19th, I made bread.

He sounds so proud!

>>153050592
>>153050643
>Secundus likes to screw boys.
t.secundus' stalker

>>153050419
>>153050592
>>153050643
>>153050686
>>153050702
what is this new meme

>>153050064

L O N D O N

>>153050772
http://www.pompeiana.org/Resources/Ancient/Graffiti%20from%20Pompeii.htm

>>153050817
>Herculaneum (on the exterior wall of a house); 10619: Apollinaris, the doctor of the emperor Titus, defecated well here
kek

>>153050565
>wanting to kill chaos for good

ASININE MORTAL

>>153050772
>he doesn't know grafittis are the roman's greatest legacy for the human civilization

>VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1864: Samius to Cornelius: go hang yourself!

Is this the first recording of the kill self meme

>>153050817
Romans didn't have anonymous Indonesian shadow puppet symposiums so they carved their shitposts in to walls.

>Auditorium right wall (II.V) 'Upon entering the Latrines I lost purchase upon the spongellum left upon the floor and fell onto the lap of Maximus

t.Aurysthenes

>>153049959
Well, most artwork looks vastly better, but you can't really argue with the miniature.

>>153050817
>the majority of the graffiti describes people having sex and shitting everywhere
lol

>>153050896
chaos filthy. keep stamping you down but you keep getting back up. get off my law.

>>153051107
ARE YOU A GOD

>>153051061
I think the abundance of sex/romance stuff is because Pompeii's patron god was Venus.

As for the shitting part, well they didn't have proper bathrooms back then.

>R O M A
>O L I M
>M I L O
>A M O R

Damn, they're much more better than we do. This is much more advanced than our shitty L O N D O N verticalposting.

>>153050772
>New meme
Lurk more m8, this thing is old and widely known; it appears on boards like /tg/ daily since a couple years already.

>>153051168
>tfw ancient romans were better memers than you

>>153051158
no?

>>153050772
>"new"

>>153051248
Hahaha! I think not.

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>>153051061
They were just like us.

>>153050772
Lurk moar

>>153051460
i.e. utter dicks

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>>153051168
Let's fix this meme

>>153051443
ARSE NINE MORTAL !

>>153051460
>Roman /d/'s banner

>>153051460
VIGILES

>>153051492
DO NOT MOCK ME!

>>153031218
>>153031486

do you post this and post this reply to yourself in every thread

>>153051671
Not him but I occasionally post 'men are inferior to women' back at him because I'm a meme-loving fuck

>Mfw almost every online match is just arty whoring
Do they not want to have fun or something

>>153051781
I don't actually know shit about wargame, but artillery is the king of the battlefield.

>>153051781
Be glad you were never around to experience the Unicorn-ening.

>>153051781
Play all cavalry

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VLAD
L
A
D

>>153051931
>sniff that sword boi

>>153051931
Damn, they managed to make him uglier than Manfred

>>153051987

Be fair Anon, he just got out of bed.

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>>153051931
Fixed nose a bit

>>153046735
>Complains game isn't more lore friendly
>Plays with a mod that is the anti-thesis to the lore.

Fucking arch drives me fucking insane with how much of a fucking faggot he is.

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>>153052169
Just don't pay him any attention.

>>153051931
>old man voice
>white hair
>flesh is collapsing
>has to sit and take a break even if he's undead

VLAD WAS WEAK

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>reminder the muslims dindu nuffin and the crusaders were evil eurpoean warmongerers attacking the religion of peace

>>153052549
He can still beat your punk ass easily Mannlet, and he's not even the top Vampire

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I've finally reached Paris guys. Wish me luck.

The Republicans still own more than half of France, but if I win here I think that'll finally tip the war to the Royalists.

I'm actually fairly confident for this battle, deploying my artillery between my line infantry and using them as shotguns has basically destroyed the massive infantry advantage they had.

>tfw total war games have piss poor city management depth
>tfw nearly nothing you do is reflected on the campaign map
damn shame

>>153052149
How long until someone make "Handsome Vlad" Mod?

>>153052845
i don't care what you have to say. leave.

>>153052635
What does this have to do with warhammer?

>>>/pol/

>>153052302
I mean you'd like to. But you see the stain of his hypocrisy anytime you go to any of the major forums.

It's awful.

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Wood Elves soon.

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>knights of the blazing sun preview says G&G released on 25th August

>>153053082
They're actually a long ass ways away.

>>153053139
You can expect the first teasers in less than a month

>>153053123
Delayed due to Vlad becoming too powerful

>>153053123
It was revealed on the 25th, not released on the 25th.

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>>153053064
>anytime you go to any of the major forums
Just treat it as tripfags.

>>153053082
women are inferior to men

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>>153052705
wish you suck

>>153052845
This

Really wish they'd add more things for you to do on the campaign map. I think empire was on the right path with it but just fucked up so hard on the whole "Working as intended" thing.

>>153053271
Even at pleasing you?

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>>153053276
I bet those samurai wish they didn't phase out shields.

>>153052845
I'm really glad that city management is shallow. People play total war for the battles and conquest, not to play SIMS.

>>153053253
You're right. It's just frustrating seeing anything interesting getting dragged into shit fling every time someone vomits back something they hears in one of his videos.

I just want to talk about the game and ways to improve it, not have to see the same conversation about DLC again.

>>153053356
Schilder are still in game.

>>153053356
Oodate were never phased out. They just always use it as deployable pavise instead of handheld shield.

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>>153052549
mannlet detected

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>>153053356
>I bet those samurai wish
I bet they don't care

>>153053528
People tell me warscape deals with projectiles better but all it seems to me is that they've added tracking to them.

>>153052549
>Manlet have to use trickery and rumor mongering to try and achieve anything
>VLAD THE DAD Doesn't need such BASIC tricks to maintain being the king shit of vamps

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>>153053591
>that they've added tracking to them.
it's not a projectiles, just big fucking cloud of arrows. No escape.

>>153053271
men are inferior to elves.

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>>153054171
What did you just say?

>>153054171
elves are inferior to lizardmen

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>>153054171
Elves are inferior to Orcs

>>153054337
Arent Lizardmen just organic robots? With only the Slann and those smaller lizards having free will

>>153053345
They ignore him, so yeah.

Is there a mod that makes beaastmen ambushes use regualr ambush map? I got tired of playing on same map over and over, using the same tactics each time.

>>153054337
Lizardmen don't have hot women to fuck with.

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>>153054337

>>153054628
that's more AOS lizardmen. They have free will, but with a hivemind sense

>>153046091
Lot of recent artwork shows Blazing Sun knights as being black with gold trims. It's the old artwork and pained models that show them as being entirely gold.

I do agree on a army painter though but not until every single race has been released. Until then, modding can change the colours.

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>STILL no mod to reskin grave guard to look like this

>>153055440
There's a black armor Grave Guard mod.

But I agree their current textures look like their armor is made from colored aluminum foil.

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>>153055440
Banners and musicians when?

>>153053031
For some reason people think that the slightest reference to history is enough to justify posting nazi shit on a video game board.

>>153055656
it's too difficult to make anon! Even if banners were in all the previous games!!!

>>153055716
>he wants the Orcs to have a bunch of Roman and gallic musicians and flags.

>>153055656
They fucking better add that shit in at some point.

Would be neat if they changed depending on if they had a special banner equipped or not.

>>153055798
>R2 didn't even have musician
>Musicians was way back in Napoleon

>>153055440
You know I once thought about buying a few minis to use for a D&D campaign but holy fuck were they expensive. Then I thought AoS models might be cheaper since they seek to rebrand and stuff but nope, same shit again

>>153050817
ROMA
O
M
A

>>153055798
If you make one banner for each race, you probably get 20 banners ( ungor and gor, goblin and orc, etc... )

Nothing realy difficult

>>153055910
Got to wonder why the "they did it before!!!" argument is even valid then.

How are they gonna make all the factions fit in the grand campaign?

>>153055798
>Not wanting doot doot skeletons

>>153055986
>Even if banners were in all the previous games!!!
>Even if banners were
>banners

>>153055986
Its still valid. They're the game developer.

>>153053031


what does /pol/ have to do with TW2:Kingdoms Crusades campaign?

Ranald is with you!

>>153056008
The games going to be broken up into 3 stand alone parts. Each part has a different area of the world map. If you have the other games they join together to make a overall larger map.

At least that's the idea.

>>153056008
By expanding the map.

>>153055516
Not sure why they made their armour out to be bronze, bones rarely survive from the bronze age in northern european climates. Also Sigmar seems to have been born in the iron age, since he was born long after nehekhara which was bronze age. Still its fantasy so dwarfs etc don't adhere to metal ages.

>gear does absolutely nothing to a lord's/hero's appearance

>all these anons waiting for wood elves
>they're gonna be a horde faction cause CA is too lazy to make new city maps

>>153047098

Look closer, he's huffing the life energy from it

>>153056378
Please no...

>>153056061
>He wants the dwarfs to have hunnic and visigoth banners

>>153056254
>bronze

I think it's supposed to be brass armor, since that's a pretty common metal in the WHFB universe.

>>153056380
looks like hes huffing the fart energy from it

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>>153055684

>nazi shit

>>153056378
they have a mini-campaign, so I don't think we will get 10 wood elf clans hording around

GC will have one city or 2, and a hording faction of tree people

>>153056474
well brass is an alloy that wasn't produced in the bronze age but later in the iron age. Its incredibly difficult to produce zinc since it evaporates very easily. The weaposn appear to be iron so perhaps it's so.

don't the elves have like 12 cities in athel loren alone?

would the region of the map even fit that many cities without it being very cramped?

>>153057191
Do they have cities, treehouses or what? I thought their way of life inside the forest was kinda hazy. Ive seen this theory floating that CA should have the forest being a mega settlement of sorts then expand the campaign goals/gameplay from there

>>153055129

I really fucking hope someone manages to make one. It doesnt even make any fucking sense. Why would an army out in the open that I attack as Beastmen suddenly be teleported into the middle of a beastpath? There's never any logical reason for this to happen unless you're using the beastpath stance and you get intercepted, so the beastpath ambush maps are a fucking nonsensical joke.

>>153056660
posting a pepe doesn't suddenly make things untrue.

>>153057191
Not all of the cities are going to be there, most likely.
It'll probably be something like one or two provinces I like my single mega city idea

>>153056961
It's a fantasy magical universe, metallurgy doesn't have to follow real life 1:1. They made a fucking castle out of brass in Hochland.

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>>153057191
>don't the elves have like 12 cities in athel loren alone?
It doesn't matter what they have in lore. Take a look at this map of Kislev and note all the villages, towns and cities.
Now look at the ingame map of Kislev.
Same goes for Empire too, I just don't have a map of that on me now.

>>153057665
They aren't 12 cities, they are twelve little kingdoms, which have lots of little features within them.


Athel Loren is geographically inconsistent, taking up more space than should be possible. Time and space behave irregularly within the woods, and it'd make a lot of sense for them to have a mini-map for the woods when you enter it.

>>153057665
If they're so worried about chaos and beastmen, why do they keep all these forests?

>The bechafen grudge bug still hasn't been fixed

Bravo CA keep shitting out DLCs without fixing win cons.

>>153057934
So what you're saying is that CA will make the forest a two city province?

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>Wood elves maps will involve giant, blossoming trees
>Tomb kings maps will feature giant pyramids with skulls and sandy temples
>radioactive sewer-like undergroud maps with skaven
>chaotic desert with chorfs
>giant tropical trees with lizardmen

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>>153057321
They have halls. No cities in a proper sense but large gatherings of elf dwellings.

>>153057979
Too politically decentralized to get much done. There are enough pressing threats to leave the forest alone when it is relatively dormant and harmless, and a wide-scale deforestation campaign is guaranteed to start a pitched war with the beastmen.

Since they don't have any industrial equipment or political unity, you are looking at one Count's army overseeing a corps of lumberers as they log, which is an expensive and time-consuming venture even assuming it was a time of peace.

>Get Ungrim to level 13
>Mission: Raid a province belonging to the following faction: Greenskins
>Greenskins are already wiped off the map.
>MISSION ABORTED

Well, fuck you too, CA.