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How fares your empire, /gsg/?

This day in history, August 26th:
1071 – Battle of Manzikert: The Seljuq Turks defeat the Byzantine army at Manzikert.
1346 – Hundred Years' War: The military supremacy of the English longbow over the French combination of crossbow and armoured knights is established at the Battle of Crécy.
1813 – War of the Sixth Coalition: An impromptu battle takes place when French and Prussian-Russian forces accidentally run into each other near Liegnitz, Prussia

>News
EU4 Rights of Man DLC announced

EU4 DD18/08
https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/index.php?threads/eu4-development-diary-18th-of-august-2016.963425/

>Random Country Picker
http://randomcountry.gbasood.net/

# Archive (mods only)
https://mega.nz/#F!IkNwBRKR!WI_JYByFpRFzXLx3d1uD2A

#Where to get these games
http://hastebin.com/raw/moqugasume

# Mods
>> READ THIS FIRST.
http://pastebin.com/cCdcev76

>>[HoI4] - More Music Mod
https://mega.nz/#F!v5wXURpJ!TvoBinBVQWJbaYJsluyoFA

>>[CK2] - Anon Music Mod
https://mega.nz/#!TVA2RByJ!tuh0k4SR5gXPLtmxsMd4KZ0at9gY5s5_oV70ui8A4B0

>>[EU4] - Expensive Warfare Mod 1.0
http://pastebin.com/gThqFi54

>>[CK2] - After The End
https://github.com/notalbanian/postapoc

>>[V2] - Historical Project Mod 0.3.5.5 - 29/07/2016
http://pastebin.com/66gpxbKk

>>[V2] - Napoleon's Legacy v0.3.1.7
http://pastebin.com/sN1g69sr

>>[V2] Alternative Flag Pack V8
http://pastebin.com/PRQH8vcV

>>[V2] Many Houses Divided - v 0.0.1.1
https://www.dropbox.com/s/jso7qa1c4ystej7/MHD.rar

Old Thread >>152917528
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Reminder to report and ignore shitposting.
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remember to buy paradox games
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Should I be afraid of playing CK2 on steam with pirated DLC:s considering the data sharing with Paradox?
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>>152969710
Well done lad
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Reminder that paradox is selling your data.
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Reposting in here, since it's a new thread.

I'm new to grand strategy. Bought EU4 and all its DLC the other week.

How do I make my armies 'good'? In the early game, I've got a stack of 20 troops (14 infantry and 6 cavalry), but they struggle to take down even enemy 10k stacks.

How do I get gud?
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Arumba
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>>152969801
Probably.
HPM uploaded a .cmd file that blocked all the connections for you.
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>>152969869
Are you walking into superior numbers, are your armies low on morale or men? Is your tech shittier than your opponent?
Post pics.
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>>152969869
>Bought EU4 and all its DLC the other week.
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>>152969869
don't attack into shitty terrain across rivers
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>>152970043
Where do I put that file?
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evolution
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>>152965992
>and run it
How? It's just a text file for me.
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rip orthodox christianity
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>>152970576
>3.37 MB
I'll take your word for it
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>>152970647
here, sorry
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>>152970647
>current year
>having shit internet
wew 2bh
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>>152970443
revolution
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>>152970750
What's that pirate flag supposed to be I haven't updated this shit since India
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>>152970647
t. Australia pro
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I'm trying so hard yet I can't see what I'm doing wrong.

Have 10k more army.
Have equal military tech.
Defending on hills.
Have better leader.
Enemy is river crossing.

At the start of the battle I have half morale and getting rekt. Playing as England vs France.
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>>152970860
list of epidemics, it's from the new DLC
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>>152970925
you have a shit general, 1/1 is not enough to save that army
also morale is really important early game, so half morale is really bad
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Alright lads, give me some good goals for this fellow.

This character is in-game btw, I did not create it.
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>want to send diplomat to improve relations with Hungarian king
>realize this monster blob appeared while I was busy with local affairs
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>>152970925
>playing as England vs France
Sorry to let you down bud, but check Frances National Ideas. One of them (second one?) Is called Elán and gives them a shitload of extra morale just for being France. Welcome to EU4.
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>>152971071
Become the King of Sweden and turn it into a merchant republic
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>>152969869
1) Make sure you've got a good general. High shock is something you want them to have.
2) 6 cavalry is too much, 3 or 4 would be better.
3) When you unlock cannons make sure to have at least 6 of those in your armies to ease sieging.
4) Always look out for terrain. Avoid attacking across rivers or into hills/mountains/from sea, unless your general has a high manouevre stat.
5) Generally avoid attacking armies an equal size to you, if you've got a decently-sized army (<10 units) always take down single 1k stacks for an instant kill.
6) Certain ideas boost your armies stats. Some nations, like France, Prussia and the Ottomans get these by default so their armies will always have a certain advantage. Good military ideas to take are quantity and quality.

At the end of the day, the combat in Paradox grand-strategy games is dictated by literal dice rolls so you can't do everything perfectly. As long as you follow the rules above you should be okay.

also
>Bought EU4 and all its DLC
lmao
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>>152971056
The year is 1500.
But I don't know what's the cause of the low morale. I had 4/4/2/0 general from 100 mil tradition event against their 2/3/1/1 general.
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>>152971071
podcat's there too
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>>152969869
DON'T:
>have a more than 2:1 ratio of infantry:cavalry (cavalry fight on flanks, and won't engage if they don't have a 'target'; watch a few battles on speed 2/3 and you'll see what I mean---in later stages of infantry-heavy battles it's just infantry smashing into each other with cavalry doing fuck all)
>have armies without a leader
>attack across rivers, into hills/mountains, or off of ships---avoid as many penalties as possible
>engage with enemies if you can help it, your time and manpower are better spent sieging forts
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>>152971071
adopt judaism
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>>152971075
>Rum exists
that's a rare sight
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>egypt declares jihad on me while seljuks are invading me
this is why i LOVE this game. because it is
E P I K
P
I
K
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>>152971071
Get a cancer and die.
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>>152971213
Is that even possible?
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>>152971170
I see. Well that sucks then. Is there anything I can do in the future / another playthrough? Except playing as another country.
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>>152971342
>playing ERE
>not playing superior 1081 start and retaking Anatolia
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>>152971258
>>152971220
Thanks for the tips. I'll try and work them into my game.

Also, yes, all the DLC bar those shitty e-books and unit packs. Gaze upon my shittiness and despair.
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>>152971415
i just wanted to see how it is to start with the historically useless romanos. he lived up to his name.
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>>152971231
you might have had really shit rolls
>>152971320
it is not on later start dates
2bh I'm really sad the later start dates were so neglected, some really interesting mechanics they could have made,
instead they decided to dive right into the dark ages and never came back, reaper's due is a step in the right direction, however there's not going to be a lot more expansions for ck2, so it's maybe too late
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>look up the patchnotes for the reaper's due
>all this viking -who seem to seem to were body-positive feminist according to Paracuck- dickriding
>at least I'll have the option to disable reformation so these fuckers aren't everywhere endgame
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>>152971370
Well you can rush the Mil Idea Groups, Quality and Offensive are both pretty good but that'll set you back a bit on actual Mil Tech. Alternatively, ally anyone and everyone who even remotely dislikes france and hope they help you in the war. Other than that, the tips the other anons have given are all great tips (avoid penalties/better generals/bad terrain)
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>>152967498
Sorry, no. I didn't have the time on work on it and today I just ran a few tests about this CK2 stuff.

>>152967885
I don't know, depends on their policy. They can get accurate data on what DLCs a certain steam ID owns and they can reach your account your steam ID. If they can cross this data with how many people own the DLC, what accounts own the DLC, they can have accurate numbers on piracy and could ask Steam to punish IDs. This is all theory though, I don't know if Steam shares this kind of information with Paradox.

>>152969602
See the reply above.

>>152969621
Yes.

>>152970554
In windows 7 (and older Windows versions) it should run as a batch file. Double click it, a prompt pop up will appear quickly, do the stuff and close itself.
Depending on your security configurations, or maybe if you have Windows 8 or 10 since I don't know if they changed anything related to this. If the batch file doesn't work, just find the hosts file and add it yourself.
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>>152971770
Allies never seem to help anyway. I had allied Austria, Scotland and Portugal. None of them seemed really interested.
I'll keep playing as England vs France and see what works.
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>>152971834
How do I turn it into a batch file then? I have Windows 7 with the Windows Defender bullshit turned off.
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I might become inmortal as Johan lmao
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>>152971770
most importantly if he really wants to beat france is to do it really really early, he can ally aragon or some other nearby power and simply outnumber the french, who wouldn't hve access to their OP ideas yet
just spam troops and mercs and have good allies, france is not very strong at the start
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>>152972225
This is what happens when you hire female """""developers"""""
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>>152972305
Quite frankly all I'm trying to do is survive long enough to do "An Industrial Evolution". I don't want France getting its hands on my provinces.
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>>152972225
holy shit you might be playing Johan's life story
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>>152970925
yeah you're fucked, doesn't matter if you have the fucking astartes if they don't want to fight they wont fight
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>>152971834
>>152963295

Anyway, as a last post:

opstm.paradoxplaza.com is the server where the data is being sent to. 54.225.178.152 is a server of services.paradoxplaza.com, which controls the news part of the launcher. Disabling the official name of the server (ec2-54-225-178-152.compute-1.amazonaws.com) doesn't seem to stop the news section, but adding services.paradoxplaza.com completely stops that. The news section isn't that important but it's still a way paradox communicates with your computer, so just to stay on the safe side and make sure the changes are blocking everything I will leave it on. If you want to be extra careful, also add services.paradoxplaza.com in the same style as the other exclusions.

The only incognita now is 23.23.74.116, which is the exact address of the data. I think it's part of the opstm.paradoxplaza.com domain and in any case it's blocked too.

On another note, your computer sends the data every time you start a new game, your preferences and all. After you choose a ruler and clicked play it sends all the information, from the start date and landed title to your options, to Paradox. It seems to send the DLC data is sent when you launch the game, though I don't think it's every time. It also doesn't seem to log playtime every time either but maybe that's because I didn't play for time enough for it to log that.

That's all for today. Bye /gsg/.

>>152972171
Security settings, probably. Try to run as an adminstrator. If that doesn't work or the option doesn't exist, go to
C:\Windows\System32\drivers\etc
Open the file hosts with notepad and add the lines shown here >>152965641
It should look like my file. Well except for the services.paradoxplaza part, you can ec2-54-225-178-152.compute-1.amazonaws.com instead of that if you want to see the news
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>>152971834
Will you ever add more music to Victoria II via HPM?

Hearing the same 5 Classical songs over and over again gets boring
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>>152972697
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>152972697
just invite her to counsel or marry her you retard
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>>152972671
I meant how do I turn the .txt file I downloaded from Dropbox you uploaded into a "batch" file, do I just rename it?
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It's happening.
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>>152970925
>At the start of the battle I have half morale
Turn the army maintenance to max, you jew.
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Post naive non-white brainwashed dirty shitholes.
I'll start
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>>152972671
>every day I miss HPM by five or so minutes.
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>>152972947
This woman better not be full of shit, because I have stress, depression, cramps, diarrhea AND fever at the same time.
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>>152973009
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>>152973143
>stress, depression, cramps, diarrhea AND fever at the same time.
Who though that this was a good idea?
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>>152973128
treddit
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>>152973143
>hasn't converted to judaism yet
>not yet a merchant republic either
Come on now.
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>>152973143
some dude went through this event chain in the previous thread as an indian emperor with a lot of
savescumming, if you don't mind getting spoiled(as
far as that's possible) you might want to check that
out, he was succesful.
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>>152973143
>>152973320
garbage. It's worse than the 10 favors crap in EU4. And worse than Conclave.
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>>152972694
Yes I will.

I will start with the Ottomans, which are on the list for a while already, and it's based mainly on the works of Jordi Savall: La Sublime Porte. Voix d’Istanbul · 1430 – 1750 and Istanbul - Dimitrie Cantemir, also from Jordi Savall.
That and a few historical hymns. After I do Ottomans I will move to Japan, then generic asian, generic muslim, then to specific soundtracks for every GP. Probably a general, generic fascist and communist soundtrack too, though democracy and monarchies will most likely share a soundtrack.
If you want an example of a soundtrack that will go in:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtbAaZplBX8

Do keep in mind the youtube video isn't the full track, unfortunately.
I'm doing everything from lossless so that makes work a bit more complicated. I also have a no vocals rule, though that's a bit complicated because Jordi Savall has a few good sung songs and because the Adhan would fit in the muslim soundtrack, as well as the red choir would fit in the communist pack.
I will try to make songs change according to situation (during war you will have more uptempo songs while if you are being defeated you will have slow tempo songs).

>>152972943
It's already a batch file, it's a .cmd file. You shouldn't need to do anything.

>>152973128
Sorry but I really need to go now. If you need anything post it and I will read it later.
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>>152973320
Actually it all evolved in food poisoning, and then I was cured, so nothing happened.

>>152973432
Real life Johan did not made it till the 21st century though :^)
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>>152973551
>It's already a batch file, it's a .cmd file. You shouldn't need to do anything.
Okay it seemed to have worked, I "unblocked" the file (it was "blocked", because it "came from another computer"), that generated a .cmd file and I clicked on it and it worked, I think? I just downloaded the .txt file from you, I didn't add anything to it on my own, will that be enough to let my pirated DLC go undetected?
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How do I remove India in CK2?
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>the underaged lad who posted about his first date and introduced grabd strat to his then gf later on never came back
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>>152973646
i think ck2+ takes it out in the most recent versions
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>>152973646
theres a remove india mod on the workshop
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>>152970438
you run it as administrator. It's downloads as a .txt so you can see what it does just delete the .txt part.
https://www.dropbox.com/s/571iocmbx9z5z3g/Disable%20CK2%20Data%20Sharing.cmd?dl=0
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>>152973551
For japan do you think the battotai march is good?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wti8E-dQsu8
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>>152973521
>savescumming

Johan doesn't need that, I have trust in his jew powers.
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>>152973609
Did you see a black screen flash? If you did then it work, or just go check the hosts file
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>>152973834
Yes I saw it, thanks alot.
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Just fucked four guys in one year, why am i not pregnant yet?

Also, can you call a king and his vassal into the same war?
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reminder
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>>152973884
Are you perhaps infertile?
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Just fucked one guy in four years, why am i pregnant?
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Fucking bitch.
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>>152973959
>>152973551
>>152972671

Based HPM
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>both MCL and MCG could be dead by now
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my euiv runs like a pile of garbage, going by like a day every three seconds on speed five. i even have a mod installed to flatten the political maps so it runs faster
/gsg/, i just wanna be urbino
>inb4 delete systemEU
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>>152973884
Did you check if you are equipped with a vagina?
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>>152973962
I have two kids, but they're both my husbands' dynasty. My second husband turned celibate within a month of marriage and I'm already 32 so I need an heir fast.
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>>152974135
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>>152973551
I just want you to see if you can update the france minimod.
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>>152974104
Hey, I'm playing 1066 Cherson as well!
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>>152973959
What am I looking at here?
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With the performance updates, would I still need to remove India or is it fine to keep India in the game now?
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>>152974363
parajew logging everything that you do in your game and sending it to some IP address of theirs and amazon. Thing is they could see your pirate DLC on steam and you may get banned for it.
see >>152973779
to block them
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>Greece calls you to war against the Turkish Free State for Aydin.
He did it the absolute madman.
also r8 Habsburg "slavcontroller" Austria
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>>152974104
Don't trust these russian hoes man.
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>>152973551
>I will try to make songs change according to situation (during war you will have more uptempo songs while if you are being defeated you will have slow tempo songs).
Is this even possible with V2's engine?
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>>152974335
>1066
2nd January 1081(same year as Alexiad) to be more exact. Korchev turns independent from Kiev, thus an easy land grab.
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>>152974475
Ah yes, I did that so they won't catch this pirate :^) yarrr
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>>152974181
I am, and it's already popped out three kids. Unfortunately, one of them is a bastard legitimised by the father and the other two are of the wrong dynasty.
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>>152971370
France is easy to beat lol. Just ally Savoy, Austria, Castile, Aragon and you can shit on them if hey attack while you can run around murdering stuff on your island and building up so you can beat them later. Good targets are if France and Burgundy are at war you can attack either one, or if Denmarks fleet can't beat yours (it usually can't) taking Iceland, Faroes, Shetlands, etc and even taking Sjaelland, Fyn, Lolland if you have the chance.
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now that fucking autists caused the archive to be gone where the fuck can I download V2 with the 3.04 patch
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>>152974510
yes, same as all other gsgs have war-specific songs and location-specific music (see ck2 dlc). they have the same triggers as events
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>>152974510
Yes, he posted a long time ago about some tests he ran and how he managed to have different songs for fascists/monarchies
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When did this datamining start? I just deleted all my CK2 files just to be safe, but hope that I havent sent any data.
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Do you need to use a crack or activator to run pirated dlc on a steam bought eu4?
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>>152974480
Can AI Greece go for the Megali Idea? I always thought you needed to be a GP to get that decision.
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>>152974363
See >>152964078
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>>152974475
What do you mean banned? Banned from online gameplay?
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Fuck
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You REALLY know the plebbitor hordes have took over /gsg/ when ever faggot is posting .pngs
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>>152974753
You need to be GP for it but Greece didn't care. He took the infamy for it.
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>>152973646
http://www.nexusmods.com/crusaderkings2/mods/26/
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>>152974857
Based
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>>152974731
It was optional unit reapers due, the new EULA forces you to send the data.
If you ever opened reapers due and started a new game you already sent data. Deleting saves won't change anything, only
>>152965641
>>152965992

will stop it.
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>>152974803
Banned from your steam account and losing everything you have there
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He has been like this since he was 16.
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>>152974923
Holy shit.

Will that little traffic stopper fix work?
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>>152975008
I guess, ask HPM about it. I won't use it because I don't have steam.
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>>152975008
not if you've already run the game without the hosts file. better lube up your wallet and atone for your sins quick, boy.
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>>152975097
You are still sending data to paradox, it's better to keep them on the dark before they decide to use denuvo.
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>>152974931
Probably because he owns a dog.

Believable worlds, you know.
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>>152974804
F
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>>152974923
>>152974923
Any proof to this?
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>>152975243
Having a dog gave him cancer?
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>tfw no /gsg/ bro's to play a CK2 campaign with together from charlemagne to the end
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Going to try to get pregnant again, wish me luck
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can i jew paracucks by adding ck2 on windows firewall? that should be enough to prevent it grom going online right>?
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>>152975150
Okay so should I run the file again?
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>>152975365
It gives +1 health, if you train it yourself while you're diligent you gain another +1, and that's all in addition the +1 from the focus.
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>>152975457
You only need to run it once as administrator.
You did remove the .txt part right?
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>>152975324
Paradox can see your steam account and the DLCs you're playing with. If they see you're playing with a DLC you don't own, they could ask Steam to delete your account. Piracy is illegal and a lot of accounts have been deleted because of this.
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When will the HIP mod for ck2 update?
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Why are you fucks scared, do you all honestly use pirated dlc on steam, just buy base game (if you want) and then pirated whole thing craked.
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wait a minute, so it's confirmed that parajew definitely collects data about pirate users now?
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>>152975365
Having a dog prevents him from dying
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>>152975515
It downloads as a .cmd, you shouldn't need to rename it at all.
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>>152975515
Okay I ran it once as admin, last time I wasn't admin.

Is my steam account safe now?
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>>152975517
They can't because I share steam games on another steam account. :^)
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>>152975632
They collect data from everyone. Their new EULA, section 5

>5. Collection of Information

>Paradox may collect information from you when you use the Game. Such information includes your SteamID, computer configuration, gameplay behavior and progress, browser type, platform type and software usage. This information is gathered periodically to facilitate the provision of software updates, product support and other services related to the Game.
>Paradox may use any collected information to improve its products, administer the Game, analyze trends, or to provide services to you. In addition, Paradox may use this information for the purpose of research, development, administration, support and marketing of Paradox products and services.
>Paradox may also share such data with third party contractors in anonymous and aggregated form.
>For more information on Paradox´s collection, storage and usage of data, please see our Privacy Policy (https://www.paradoxplaza.com/privacy).

HPM confirmed they send the data every time you start the game and start a new playthrough, posted some of the info they get from you and gave instructions on how to stop it
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>>152975457
once is enough, but if you've already run the game before running hpm's hosts file then you can't take back the info from paradox servers and they already know that you're playing with cracked dlc. so better spend spend spend before they decide to cross reference their existing data with your steam account, chump.
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>>152975372
I would gladly. I have never played CK2 tho.
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>>152969704
COUNTRY FOR CK2 LADS
WHAT SHOULD IT BE
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>>152975816
Are you fucking with me now?
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>>152975829
Play as Nubian KANG and restore the real Egypt.
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>>152975915
Not him but I don't think they will ban you. There's a chance they might requesting bans people, but I don't think it's high.
They will probably use this data in the future to decide about DRM though. Pirates should disable sending data.
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>>152975829
Play as Nubian JEW and restore the real Israel.
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lol there are people who think they'll gonna get banned for pirating DLCs
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>>152975825
Don't think it would be fun if you don't understand how the game works desu.

I just wanna host with some people and do a campaign from Charlemagne to the end and see what the map ends up looking like. And who manages to make it and stuff.
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Eh, I'm not a pirate but I blocked them from collecting information because what they collect is way too fucking much information.
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>>152976009
I started the game once or twice possibly before doing this "fix", just to check if the game started and once to see if the DLC worked. I haven't started a playthrough yet. Now I deleted all the DLC files and will install them again if a more permanent fix is put in place.
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>>152976009
I doubt they'll go on a ban spree, either. I figure it's mostly hardware/software data and the bit about selling info to third parties that matters most to Paradox.
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>>152975915
just a fact, they already have the information for CK2 if you've run it, and also for other gsgs if you've been sloppy and run pirated copies without blocking them first in firewall. it's up to them how to use the fucktons of datanmined info they have, and johan can decide whenever to check whether you've been a bad goy.
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Right now meneth is lmaoing at all of you
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>>152976009
>>152976151
What about.

What about.

If I uninstall the game, and then install it again, and then I do the fix and then install the pirated DLC :^) Am I safe then?
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>>152976274
You're steam account is the same, you dumbass, they already know what you've done
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>>152976172
They are collecting steam ids though, if it was software/hardware I really doubt they would do that.

>>152976151
You don't need to do all this shit, unless they change their servers by patching the executable just blocking those addresses will stop it.

>>152976274
You don't need to do all this shit. If you ran the game with steam without the fix, they already have your data. When you do the fix, they will stop receiving your data. Uninstall or deleting shit won't change any of these things.
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god fucking damn it, now i have to be a hollywood hacker and block every single paradox game from my firewall...

oh fucking wait, i have windows 10 (nigger sister installed it) which datamines even what kind of porn i see, now i have to waste 3+ hours to reinstall windows 7.
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>play as a white female queen in africa with a white husband
>seduce 4 black african lovers
>betroth my white daughters to some of my elderly black lovers
>kill off all the white male sons from my husband and leave only african bastard sons
>assassinate my white husband after he gives me enough daughters that can get BLACKED and marry a young black stud
>all white males in my court have to remain chaste and murder their white sons if they have any and force their white daughters to submit to african males
>have a wank while doing it
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>>152976274
No, they will hire McMercenary private army, kill you and enslave your family, for pirating their game and violating NAP.
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Is this for CK2 only?
What about the other new Pdox games?
Stellaris and HoI4?
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>>152976483
hot
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Godly Ecclesiarch, will put him to good use.
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>>152976483
People who post this stuff should get banned
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>>152976503
HPM said that if those games collect data too, the fix will also prevent them from doing so.
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>>152976483
> you
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kek, johan btfo all you sore losers
first the archive and now this
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>>152976474
>not showing off your rare collection of porn to the windows and google sniffers?
Aren't you proud of your rare lingerie bestiality?
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>>152976503
The new EULA is for CK2 only, they will probably do the same for EU4 in the future. I don't know about HoI4.
If they send all the data to the same address, and they probably do, HPM's fix will solve it all.
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>>152976595
i'm just discussing the game anon
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anybody want to play ck2 with me?
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>>152972671
What about EU4 data collecting tho
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>>152976483
t.Victor(ia)
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>>152976645
What archive, newfag here.
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>>152976697
Do I need Steam to play MP?
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>>152976697
will you ally me and protect me as I expand Wales throughout the British Isles?
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>>152976780
you need a legit copy of ck2 base game that's all

will you play with me anon?
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>>152976769
t. Cyka
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>>152976859
Sorry senpai I'm a 100% proud pedophile
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>>152976780
>>152976859
I'll play with you two sometime if you want. What's your steam account?
>inb4 animuh poster is Turkslayer
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>>152976859
Only if I can keep assassinating you 24/7
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>>152976697
maybe, I have never played gsg MP and I'm fond of savescumming.
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>>152976892
t.pilsudski pro
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>>152977014
if you get helpful real player allies, it makes the game as easy as savescumming.
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>>152976960
http://steamcommunity.com/id/smallbubba

I have a lust for MP that cannot be sated
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>>152976892
>k
т. нeгpaмoтный cyкa
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>>152977139
т.Ивaн
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>>152977123
I like you anon
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>>152977210
BEADY
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I started the game twice with pirated DLC, without starting a playthrough.

Will I get banned?
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>>152977123
why not, how long do you want to MP?
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>>152977395
No
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>>152977395
Yes
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>>152977373
ANGLO
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So, I never pirated DLC for CK2 (for other games though) and just blocked the IPs.
I guess that's Meneth's brilliant way of getting pirates?
Doesn't really work all that well, which is why I think it's safe to assume that this is more for data mining purposes.
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>>152977395
Maybe
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>>152976112
I'm interested, what mods are you using?
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>>152977574
>>152977494
>>152977456
I don't know what to believe anymore :'(


I understand data was sent to Paradox with me having DLC installed that my steam account does not own. This information was sent to them twice.

Will they ask steam to ban me?
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>>152977510
EYES
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Just coming back to CK2 after seeing the new DLC release, anyone got a recommendation for where to pick back up? I wasn't super good when I was still playing, only ever did an Irish Duke game and a 867 Poland game.
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>paradox forums
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>>152977873
who gives a fuck? It's too late, either way. Either you will or you won't, but asking here does nothing to answer that.
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>>152977873
from a pragmatic view, Why would steam ban you which would prevent you from buying games?
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>>152977873
>Will they ask steam to ban me?
Yes
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>>152977958
That's gsanders from the taleworld forums. why would you lie about this?
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>>152977873
they can do whatever they want, they can ban you in 5 mins or they can ban you never, all depends on johan now. unless you buy the dlc of course before they check it :^^^^^)
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>>152977958
It's cancer, those people will lap up any Pdox decision, like Swedish woman lap up Somalian dick.
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did bubba start that ck2 mp yet?
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>Finally get pregnant
>give birth to child
>it's a son
>thankthelord
,tapestry
>die in childbirth
>thanks to Viceroyalty succession my lands are given to my firstborn of another dynasty
>game over
>mfw

Fuck this fucking game
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YES YEEEEEEEEEEEEES
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>>152977958
link to thread, fucking please
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Woah, this is 100% LITERALLY me
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>>152977395
I think it would be a first for steam if they did ban for this. I think that anon who said it could influence DRM decisions in the future was correct.
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>>152978171
>>152978108
See >>152978090
Don't how you fall for it since its clearly not the paradox forums layout.
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>>152978124
how do I join it
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>>152978202
Are you intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor?
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>>152978327
I'm a technical illiterate.

Is the "fix" still in effect? I clicked it twice, once not as admin, the second time as admin. Does it always work now? Can I download CK2 and pirate the DLC again and play without sending them information now?
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>>152977395
I'am just joining now, this has nothing to do with completely pirated CKII right?
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>>152978161
they don't give a fuck.
i really hope that you are not lying and that greece did this itself.
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>>152978342
I did not even look at it, I know that place well enough. Even mount and blade modders are better.
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>>152978332
Keep hot seat on.
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>>152978464
Yes it will, it will only stop working id you reinstall windows or they release a patch that change servers, then hpm would need to release another fix.
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in victoria 2, is there any disadvantage to owning non-cored lands? what's the difference between a core and a non-core if both have a majority of accepted pops?
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>>152978161
lmao
I hope they don't keep blobbing afterwards though, it'd look disgusting.
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>>152977210
>>152977373
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>>152978654
Still, keep hot seat on so I can leave/join.
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It's time for good old fashioned CK2 MP.

>I.P: 109.153.155.14
>Checksum: (UUYR)
>Server ID:90103479089347590
>Password gsg

If you have problems joining add me on steam and you can join via that.

>What you need:
Just the CK2 base game to join. All the latest DLC's will still be playable since I have them.

AI seduction, Shattered Retreat, Defensive Pacts are disabled, seduction still happens naturally just not at the absurd rate it does with the focus.

Epidemics have been set to fewer.

Join up!
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>mfw when Johan wants us to not pirate
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Did Reaper's Due add any worthwhile features? Is it worth downloading or buying?
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>>152978840
>Epidemics have been set to fewer.
Way to ruin fun
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>>152978659
Pops in non-core territories gain more militancy. Also your administrative efficiency is much worse there.
But it still is way better to own a non-cored territory with majority accepted pops than to own cored territory with majority unaccepted pops.
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>>152978521
All AI I promise.
>>152978664
Wacht am Donets my man
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>tfw i'm a pedophile and can't play mp
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truly this DLC brings out the worst from us
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>>152978202
Make him a count and get him married. The aspies shall rise.
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>>152977916
pls respond
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>>152978886
Most features can now be adjusted or turned off.
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>>152978886
Not really, not even worth downloading, patch is good though.
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>>152978894
They still happen and major ones like the bubonic plague still happen but the starting level of epidemics is fucking ridiculous. I'm also pretty sure it targets regions players are in on purpose.

>>152978946
You can get CK2 for like £5 on sale. I've put like 5k hours in paradox games probably way more, they deserve at least that tbqh as jewish as they are.
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>>152978840
so I click on connect to ID, copypaste the server ID and the password and then wait right?
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>>152979047
or you can find the server called 'smallbubba' and click join

or connect with IP i think

but yeah pretty much
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Greece pls
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>>152979143
I'm about an hour and a half from getting home. Post in the thread when you rehost
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>new DLC is out
>''Well time to check out the archive i guess'
>It's dead

Wow, could you be guys atleast be somewhat useful?
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>>152979248
debug yesmen
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>>152979290
Could you stop being entitled?
>only came here to leech
Cancer.
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In history, Italy supplied it's forces in Abyssinia through the Suez canal.

Is it possible to me to blockade the Suez canal, denying the Italian troops fresh supplies?
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>>152978968
Is that event reference to hitchhiker's guide?
Fucking memes
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>>152974921
Thankfully I didnt. That's actually why I visited here after a long time, to pirate the newest DLC. Losing about 350 games on steam would've hurt a bit
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>>152979143
well it's not working somehow, what do
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>>152979392
t. Johan
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>>152979615
>t. pedophile
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Fuck
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>>152979724
>he's afraid of Russia in HPM
They're literally easier to beat than China.
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>>152975654
Did he change it then? Because it downloaded as a [name].cmd.txt for me
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>>152980105
Not Russia. Everyone.
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>>152980173
Maybe your AV does that but I don't think he changed
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>>152979724
>slavs betraying the very culture that gave them an alphabet religion and heavily influenced their rise to modernity

ISHYGDDT
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GOTT MIT UNS LADS
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>>152980223
F
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>get a claim on the county of Luxembourg
>declare war
>in the middle of the war, Charlemagne gives me the duchy
>war ends since he's now my vassal
>decide to be friendly with him, let him keep the land, and expand elsewhere
>starts a faction for council power
>I revoke his other county for being a traitor, then Luxembourg because I have a claim
>tar and feather him as punishment for rebelling
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>>152980298
Cyrillic alphabet was made in Bulgaria.
Byzantines brought Christianity to Russians.
Russia never supported Turks.
>>
I'm refreshing LAN but nothing shows up
I'm connecting to ID with the right inputs but it just says game not found
why
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Okay lads I'm currently making a small event that allows you to unite/create poland if congress poland and galicia and lodemeria are independent and in your sphere. Now I wanna ask some questions. When you unite/unite poland should it become your puppet, and should russia, prussia and austria lose its cores on the polish territory?
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>>152979425
Yes, your enemies can't pass through your canals/straits.
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>>152980458
Oh.
You blobbed into Russia. Have you at least added North German as an accepted culture? Since you reconquered Silesia.
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>>152979724
>Russia supporting the Turks instead of Greece
Believable worlds, goy
>>152980525
They're betraying the Hellenes by siding with the Turks.
>Cyrillic alphabet was made in Bulgaria
By a Greek priest.
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>>152980547
Since every "form X" decision makes that country your puppet it probably should make Poland your puppet as well.
As for cores, the decision should only remove Austria and Russian cores, since they are only used for CBs. Definitely not Prussian/German cores since then all those Germans in Poznan and Gdansk would assimilate freely.
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This balls-less marshal is working out well so far.
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>>152978840
Rehosting.

one guy OOS'd but everyone else was fine and there was no real lag, so It should just be a fluke.

Rejoin.
>>
Any way to check whether the data mining fix is working? I wanna play CK2 but I don't wanna get banned.
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I turned myself into a literal fucking manchild. A kid named assur with all my adult traits
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Alright going to blitzkrieg the Prussians / Italians and then turn around and deal with the Russians.
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>>152980932
Next OOS in less than a 1 ingame year.
>>
what the fuck where did all my dlc go
I never pirated anything
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Alright the Italians can't get over the Papal States but damn there are a lot of Prussians. Greeks also doing jack shit so far.
>>
So what's the opinion here on HoI4

because it looks easy as shit to me
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>>152980981
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>>152981463
wait what
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>>152981463
wtf
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>>152980852
Okay thank you lad. Also you currently don't need poznan and pomerelia to unite poland, should I add events to add poznan and pomerelia to poland if they are independent and are in your sphere?
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>>152981463
...uh
>>
>>152981463
>Umayyad
>>
>>152981463
>Christian iberia
>Umayyad
>You are playing as a king of andalusia for some reason
what is going on
>>
>>152980612

Thank you.

Mussolini, what an idiot.
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>>152981834
Shit the wrong image. Also right now you need nationalism and imperialism to do it.
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>>152981463
What am I looking at here and why is everyone replying to this
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>>152981463
Next time i'm not drinking the koolaid
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GREEK NATIONALISM LIVES.
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>>152981463
What is going on here?
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>>152981975
I schemed my way into usurping Andalsiua from the ummayads when I was able to invite an umayyad prince with a claim. The guy who's claim I pushed was my previous character's heir. So I took over all of Iberia and made it Christian in about 20 years. Then I got this event change and thought I was going to be immortal but instead I pulled a Vigo the Carpathian.
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>>152982103
Nice infamy
>>
>>152982172
.. but when I died I lost the empire title since the ummayad guy had more elector backers. But my heir is the king of andalusia so it shouldn't be too had to get back.
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>>152982258
I just realized I went full retard. Thankfully I'm at peace with 4 of the GP's
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>>152982172
>>152982338
Can you link the save?
>>
wait so ck2 is datamining now, but what if i pirated even the core game, will that still happen, should i still run the command? is eu4 and hoi4 doing this too now, or will they?
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>>152981834
Yeah, you should. But there should also be an option to not integrate them at a cost of relations and maybe prestige as Poland with all of its cores can easily become a GP.
>>
Is it safe to accept the EULA in CK2 or is there a way around this?
>>
>>152982413
here
https://mega.nz/#fm/dJ8wDJIB
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>>152982529
The only stakes are your steam account, so if you aren't running through steam you aren't risking anything.
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Is being mildly autistic good enough for blackice or no?
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Just got back from hoi4 release.
What happened to the archive?
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>>152970750
>Shia and sunni reversed
kek
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>>152982786
steam group was so angry about hpm they reported the archive and now its gone
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>>152982529
Cracked EU4 doesn't send any telemetry.
I was monitoring my net with wireshark.
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>>152982697
Yup
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>>152974923
Yeah, no. Valve gets to have a say here, and they certainly don't give a fuck enough about some irrelevant swedish developer to jeopardize their PR image with a stunt like this.
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>>152982592
Hmm then I guess I should make it an events instead of a desicion.
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if i don't have any royal marriages in eu4 is it still possible for me to get an heir
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>>152982803
>reversed
No. Persia only became Shia after CK2 ended.
Also
>what was the Fatimid Caliphate
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>>152982858
That's what I'm asking. Did anything happen or it's just autism?
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>>152982995
yes
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>>152983051
just pure autism mate ;^)
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>>152983072
thank you bb <3
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>Paradox forums
Epic
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Simply epic.
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Reminder that we have an official discord where MP is hosted daily.

https://discord.gg/bQc9g
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>>152983382
Respectfully Disagree
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B T F O
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Legit copies of CK2 don't even need steam to run, right? What's the big deal?
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I will be damned, they are doing the same thing in EU4. I opted out of this too.
Anyway, this time the data is being sent to api.paradoxplaza.com/statistics which shares an IP with services.paradoxplaza.com

From a quick look it seems they are getting roughly the same thing - DLC you own, setting at the start. Didn't see anything about session time, sound settings or other things, but it's mostly the same thing. I think opting-in sharing data only shares data about your computer, they are probably getting this data for a while. Yes, it does share your Steam ID too. I don't think they warn you about this anywhere.

>>152982895
It does. Cracks only mess with the steamapi.dll, the call is coming from the binaries. Unless you replace the binaries, calls will still go out.


I will check HoI4 and I will write another batch file that actually excludes all paradox-related links. You won't see any news in launchers anymore though.
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>>152983451
wrong pic
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>>152983553
REEEEEE HOW DO I STOP IT
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>>152983462
t. Victoria
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>>152983553
Isn't a firewall enough?
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Are paradox truly the most Jewish of all game devs?
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>>152983781
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>>152983734
Damn you got me.
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wouldn't banning people for pirating, making them lose all the games they paid real money for, just want to pirate all those games all over again
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What's the /gsg/ non-consensus on Conclave? What I read from user reviews is that it's too hard and requires too much micromanaging, but one review stated that it's rewarding once you figure out the balance.
I like a fair challenge but dislike tedious microing that slows down the gameplay considerably. Is Conclave for me?
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>>152983485
delet this
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>>152984127
no, it's an arbitrary roadblock that forces you to give bribes for literally everything from changing laws to handing out titles
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>>152976574
PUNISHED GWRFAWR
A WELSHMAN DENIED HIS VOWELS
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Hrorekr af Munso
AKA
Punished Varangian
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>there are only two start dates in HoI4

paradox is actually getting worse and worse, aren't they
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>>152981463
i had the same shit happen to an AI umayyad sultan or whatevr,no idea how that happened desu
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>>152984296
Thanks I think I will skip it. Will get Reaper's Due though.
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Every single character in CKII seems to become a lunatic now if they live long enough
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>>152983519
Need steam for multiplayer
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>>152984298

How the hell do welsh people pronounce this shit?

I mean just fucking look at this, it looks like someone just smashed a keyboard with his fist.
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>>152984530
\Don't, it's unbalanced piece of garbage.
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>>152984673
This must be they say that Y is sometimes a vowel
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So I'm back with more of the extended timeline observer game.

We're currently in 500 AD, roughly 100 years after fall of Rome, and the Rugii tribe has split up into its origin tribes. Most of Europe now consists of tribal kingdoms, with the major exception being the Feudal Kingdom of Vannes. The Gepids have once again resurfaced, and now control a large dominion, something that hasn't been the case since the late 2nd century.
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>>152984540
it seems to happen from fever, and since everyone has fever, gout, syphilis and cancer at the same time everyone becomes a lunatic
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>>152984925
GIVE MAP MOP
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>>152983485
this is officially the worst battle report ui paradox has ever made
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>>152984127
>Nomad
>Vassal rebels
>Win war, absorb clan
>Can't hand out titles without tyranny
>If I don't hand out titles I get a strong ass rebellion every month
>Hand out titles, amass 70 tyranny
>Become depressed
>Kill myself
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>>152984964
*MOD
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>>152984925
Fifty years later and and the Gepids once again have fallen from grace. The major part of their land has been replaced by the Drevlians, a tribal federation, replacing the rule of kings the Gepids imposed.

The Macromanni tribe has also given way to the Hermunduri, another old tribe. West Rome is no more, having been completely wiped out, and Byzantium is split in two.

Right now Europe is pretty much a mess, with several smaller tribes competing for dominance. The largest ones being the Ostrogoths, Suebi, Alemanni, and the Corieltauvi. The latter have ruled the British Isles without conflict for almost 350 years, making them the most stable tribal kingdom in history.

The Vannes have expanded their dominion west into the Iberian Peninsula, and this new form of feudal government will show to serve them very well in the coming years.

>>152985089
It's TOT with the blue water addon and more opacity addon.
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if i block eu4 with my firewall will i be ok can i keep playing while steam is open ;_;7
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>>152985401
The years 550-600 AD were rather interesting. The East Geats have formed the tribal kingdom of Sweden, pushing out the Danes. This loss of control has resulted in the Angles breaking free from the Danish tribe.

In the east multiple Slavic tribes have taken root.

The Kingdom of Vannes have solidified their grip on the Iberian Peninsula, absorbing many smaller barbarian tribes. Morocco has also expanded its borders into the southern peninsula.

Interestingly West Rome has again resurfaced in Roma, and the Despotic Principality of Epirus has taken control of southern Italy, and southern Greece.

Religion map mode coming up next.
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>>152985572
if paradox goes full jew, you could lose your legal paradox steam games. but i am 99% that this won't happen.

they are likely storing information for until a decade later where we will be full 1984.

and yeah, blocking it should be enough.
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>>152985735
As you can see the early Christian Chalcedonian faith has spread to most of Europe, with the Arian Danes, Norse Swedes, and the Druidist Corieltauvi being the major exceptions.

Again the Slavic tribes of the east follow their own religion. We'll have to see if this tribe adopts the Christian faith on their own, or if they will succumb to later invasions.
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>>152983553
For HoI4 things get a little more complicated. While I saw the game querying for opstm.paradoxplaza.com, it makes the whole exchange and handshake completely encrypted with TLS. That means I can't tell you what's gathering from your computer, only that it's doing it. Even more, I can't seem to find any of domains the game is supposed to call in the binaries, while I could see that in all other games. It's clearly trying to call opstm.paradoxplaza.com but it doesn't show up, which indicates they obfuscated this shit for some reason.
I will see if only blocking the 3 domains I know about makes all 3 games go silent. I tested CK2 and EU4 and they went silent, I just need to test HoI4.

>>152983768
Yes. If you stop the application from accessing the internet it will never send any data. It's a solution, a more sure one actually.
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Not againnnnnnnn
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>>152985949
A great man. Even his failures were great.
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>>152985949
gold is a very valuable commodity
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>>152985951
Something quite interesting has happened. The dominion in the middle east has renamed themselves the Rashidun, the first Sunni Caliphate. The Prophet Muhammad, peace be upon him, has spoken the word of God.

This is just south of the Cappadocians, where the Chalcedonian faith originated before spreading to the rest of Europe.
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Am I... supposed to control my troops manually in HoI4? Or am I just supposed to use battle plans?
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>>152986438
do whatever you want, it's impossible to lose eitherway.
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>>152985067
>>Can't hand out titles without tyranny

???????

what kind of dumbass mechanic is this

>>152986014
balance of power nigga
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Does the data tracking still activate if you change the "dont_track_data" line in the "settings.txt" file in your My Documents folder? Or is that just a placebo?
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>>152986010
>literal botnet
thanks johan
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>>152986010
Wait... does this mean my pirated copy of HoI4 is spying on me? Or does the crack stop it?
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Downloaded the HPM file and ran as administrator. Anything else I need to do after this or am I all good now?
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>>152986010
I'm sorry but why do you feel the need to use your trip for these posts? Are you really this desperate for attention? I thought you said you are only using it for your mod.
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>>152986298
In 650 AD Jutland has become properly Anglo-Saxon. The Prussian tribe has expanded, and Byzantium has not only stabilized from a formerly weak and backwards position, to now include not only most of Greece but they are also pushing into Anatolia.

West Rome having resurfaced have grabbed some provinces in the Iberian Peninsula. Roma Invicta!
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>>152987397
>The Prussian tribe has expanded
the good, the ugly and the grobpreubeniums
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>>152979535
Don't be so naive, most they can do is deleting ck 2 from your lib or maybe VAC, but i doubt it.
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https://mega.nz/#!4gkkiACR!lnDQDHneoQH0ANG3GT4VoC5-9ixXQWYxH6LSzgmv2-A

TAKE THIS DOWN LADS :^)
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HISTORICALLY ACCURATE
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>>152987185
Anyone?
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>>152987826
"nay"
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>>152987987
You need to restart your pc.
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>>152987826
Go away Johan.
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>>152987946
>france isn't disintegrating
>bohemia didn't blob into russia
how
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>>152973779
Ran it out as a administrator where does the text file end up after running it?
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>>152987826
>stealing again from based johan after the archive god shut down

Haven't had enough, eh? Even as your IP's and steam ID's are being logged and forwarded to the FBI you still keep up your rotten behavior.

Really despicable behavior, I hope this one gets taken down too so the poorfag NEETs that rely on this shit can be finally blown the fuck out.
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>>152987185
>>152988064
This
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>>152988096
Mang ive played alot of EU3 but this time i hit a great map.
Bohemia cannot blob if i keep molesting them.
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>>152987826
Tfw 4 minutes and its already down
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>>152986010
Anyway, I finished the trial runs. All 3 games went completely silent, not a packet sent anywhere.

The 3 domains that paradox use in their games are:
127.0.0.1 opstm.paradoxplaza.com
127.0.0.1 api.paradoxplaza.com
127.0.0.1 services.paradoxplaza.com
The last one is also connected all the time but supposedly only sends news stuff and ad data. Still don't trust it.
I don't think any of these changes will affect MP btw, but if you want to completely sure block the executables of the 3 games in your firewall for outgoing or incoming connections. That will stop it all for sure, but it will also stop MP.

Only strange thing is the 23.23.x.x domains. All 3 games connected to it but it doesn't seem to share data and I can't find its name, only that's an amazon server. It may be the certificate and encryption stuff that all 3 game do.

I will do a new batch file for the changes in a sec.

>>152986637
Can't seem to find that option in any of the files.

>>152987185
For CK2, yes. For EU4 or HoI4, no.

>>152986869
Depends on what you consider spying. I can't see what HoI4 does, EU4 and CK2 tell paradox the mods you use, the DLC you are playing with, your Steam ID, information about your game and how much time you play. Also your OS, CPU and a few more details about your PC.
HoI4 can do all that or can do nothing at all. I can't tell because I can't see, but it's safe to assume it does the same thing as the other games.
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>>152986014
you could probably take them on. bulk up you navy and focus on mil techs.
also 50K growth? how the fuck
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>>152988130
Feels good to live in a shithole where nobody fucking cares about digital piracy.
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>>152986580
If your councillors hate you enough, they will just oppose everything that doesn't directly benefit them. I was a truce-breaker with terrible stats so nobody liked me. It's not that common that you can't find two people in your entire court that will agree with you, though. And if you're Fuedal you can limit council power really easily, I don't mind even Conclave with that silly episode. Actually worked out well because my heir was pretty good anyways.
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>>152988259
They pussied out. Also healthcare.
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>>152988229
>ignoring my post
I'm serious. What does this have to do with your mod? Don't turn into an attention whoring tripfag please.
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Does anyone have a link to the full archive? I'd like to make a copy :(
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>>152988431
trob
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>>152987946
>implying it can't get more ridiculous

in previous versions of EU3, you could switch back and forth between Persia and Germany
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>>152988229
>For CK2, yes
And that is?

>>152988064
Said to restart it but I want to make sure from the guy who made the file
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>>152988202
>scotland ate england and an iberian nation blobbed into the isles
all's right with the most believable of worlds
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How do we fix the ACW in Vic II, mainly HPM?

It's just a ridiculously easy war for the Union most of the time, both the player and the AI will find little to no resistance and can just occupy all provinces while only fighting a few easy battles.

Should the Confederacy get a higher rate to mobilization, or increased soldier promotion for the duration of the war? Give them more starting money and more ships?

The war is only really halfway hard if you're starting in 1861, or at the very least it's not a total breeze this time.
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Here it is, the batch file
https://www.dropbox.com/s/8lkn5unluc5vlf1/Don%27t%20Track%20Me%20Paradox.cmd?dl=0

It should stop Paradox tracking you unless they update the game to change the domain. If you want to do it manually, just copy
127.0.0.1 opstm.paradoxplaza.com
127.0.0.1 api.paradoxplaza.com
127.0.0.1 services.paradoxplaza.com
to your hosts file. If you want to be absolute they will never track you, block all 3 games in your firewall. The host files change should be compatible with MP and shouldn't affect browsing their forums for mods or downloading attachments, at least I tested it and had no problems.

If you installed the old fix, I recommend going to
C:\Windows\System32\drivers\etc
editing it with notepad and removing the old lines with
ec2-23-23-74-116.compute-1.amazonaws.com
ec2-54-225-178-152.compute-1.amazonaws.com
Then apply the new fix. It shouldn't be a big deal if you don't do it, but I still recommend you do it.

Anyway, I really need to go to sleep. Good night /gsg/.
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>>152988807
Come on, is it your first day in the internet? Why don't you what is hosts and how it works?
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>>152988686
You can still do that anon.
Personally i limited my blobbing to go:

Austria into Holland into Prussia into Germany
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>>152987397
The Byzantines and West Rome have formed an alliance, and are waging continous wars upon the Quadian tribe and the Principality of Epirus.

Both West Rome and Byzantium are reclaiming some of the land they lost during the fall of the Roman Empire. Unfortunately West Rome will soon face the Suebi tribe in a war that will not go to their favor, as their eastern brethren abandon them.
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>>152988504
PLEASE FOR GOD'S SAKE HELP ME /GEESGEE/
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>>152988965
> Why don't you know what is hosts and how it works?
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>>152988807
You don't need to restart, changes happen immediately. Not that it would be bad if you retarded anyway. No you don't need to do anything else. Just run as administrator and you are good to go.

Good night anon.
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>>152989090
its down sweetheart for good
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>tfw have to play ck2 without internet so parajew can't log me
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>>152988926
The war should just not start automatically when secession happens because that's what happened IRL. That should give the South some more time to prepare.
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>>152989119
>Good night

Jesus where do you live?
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>>152989119
good night hpm-kun
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>>152989127
N-no ;_; an anon posted a link to one last time and told us to make copies before it was taken down, I did but I can't find it anymore ;_;
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>>152989119
>retarded
restarted*
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>>152989240
blame Victor(ia)
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>>152989119
>calling your clients retarded
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>>152989282
who
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>>152989194
>South
>America
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>>152974142
pls help i wanna break freee
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>>152989419
it's actually 5 pm here.
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>>152988618
Its a honest question without any intention of shitposting. Its a bit pathetic that he is ignoring it. Obviously he just wants to improve his already good reputation with it.
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>>152989446
If your computer is shit, there's really nothing you can do

try shutting off any useless programs when you're playing
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>>152989415
A fake polish ftm tranny. Yohan, Cobra and Bobo convinced the thread she took down the archive to cause shitposting.
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>>152989485
he was answering questions relating to his file with it I dont get the problem? If he was posting about how is game is going then yea fuck him but he ist whats the big deal?
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>>152988381
how is greece doing
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>>152989534
why is cobra still doing this shit after he got doxxed
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>>152974931
What's that trait on the far right?
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>>152989732
cancer.
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Playing as a indian ruler is so fucking boring
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>>152989693
Some independent shitposters are doing retarded stuff with the sole purpose of being caught straight on and seeing the blame go to Cobra.
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>>152989668
No more wars so far.
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>>152989889
T. most definitely not Cobra
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>>152990121
reddit would ban him for going against paradox eula and protecting pirates.
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How well does the Ck2 to Eu4 converter work? Is it completely broken or is it salvageable by manually editing some files?
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I don't want to read through the whole thread but I want to laugh at babies whining that the game is too hard with diseases/shattered retreat/conclave, please refer me to such posts thank you
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>>152984127
Based on the reviews I steered clear of it until Reaper's Due came out, and I have to say it's actually very intuitive for the most part and adds some good roadblocks against carefree blobbing and helps with RP. It seems to me the people who complained about it are people who don't like the role-playing aspect of it and just want to blob everywhere, or noobs who should git gud.
Admittedly I've only played Christian in a medium-ish kingdom, so I haven't encountered any weirdness it might cause for nomads or the like, but if anything I think it's actually a bit easy to game the system, assuming you're managing your finances, army, and traits well enough.

The new child education system annoys me though, it feels unfinished and far too random and uninvolved. At least in the old system it felt like there was more abstraction in it to cover the gaps.
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>>152989647
Thats fine, but it started in the last thread with CK2, which has nothing to do with his mod. No point of using his trip unless he wants to be 'that guy' who figured this out. And it doesnt feel right from someone who said he is only tripping when its related to his mod.
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>>152990363
treddit
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>>152990550
treed
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>>152990380
>>152990437
>>152990542
But how do you really feel about it?
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>>152990550
confirmed underage. Nice cropping.
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>>152989009
So this is the world in 750 AD. Most tribal kingdoms have abandoned their old ways and reformed into feudal monarchies, the most prominent one being the Kingdom of the Ostrogoths. This marks the beginning of Feudal Europe.

Also, I'm going to take a small break now since no one really seems interested atm.
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>>152990550
t. Ryan Prohaska
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>>152990716
I am
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>>152990716
I'm interested, just started up extended timeline myself to see if I can get anything interesting to happen.
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>>152990386
I don't know, maybe he wanted to show the file came from a known source
Dunno why you are throwing such a fit about him, you see tripfags posting memes or shitposting with their trips while you are worried about someone actually contributing to the community
Not even that guy
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>>152990716
I'm interested as fuck you ungrateful faggot
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>>152990881
A cap of his extended memeline game with a class schedule at the edge of the screen.
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>tfw your wife is in prison and has the seduction focus on and she becomes pregnant with "your" child (of the culture she was imprisoned by)

I can't even check the console because of Ironman, and I felt so angry I was breaking roleplay from character's patient charitable trusting nature.

Now I'm left wondering if I let my son die or not.
>>
are any of the cosmetic packs even worth it
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FUCK
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>>152991083
>ironman
you brought this on yourself
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>>152990604
That's how I feel about it.

Any idea why the same thing got posted three times?
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>>152991083
She is having kinky sex with the guards, the nobles, errbody. Even if they unlocked the cell she'd stay there because that shit is hot.
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>>152990716

where to get the extended timeline meme mod for eu4?
does it come with the cool map mod?
im pirat
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Vacation bois
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>no mod to fill my dungeon with hucows
shit community
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>>152969710
seek sunlight
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>>152991284
show liquor factories
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>>152991162
>has meme's due on
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>>152991446
33% of worlds production atm.
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>>152990716
please show the religious mapmode
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>>152991226
this is my fetish
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>>152991279
I got it from the Steam Workshop, and I'm not sure where else to get it since Paradox started cracking down on listing mods outside of Paradox Plaza and Steam.

The map mod is separate, I think I mentioned which one it was in an earlier post.

>>152990842
>>152990976
>>152990767
OK, that's nice. I'll continue the timeline in a bit, but writing out somewhat interesting text to each picture and keeping track of the story takes some work, so I'll still take a little break.
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>>152991585
See:
>>152985951
It's practically unchanged in the last 150 years, with the exception of the emergence of Sunni Islam in this post:
>>152986298
>>
SOME PLEASE GIMME LINK TO A COPY OF THE ARCHIVE SO I CAN MAKE A COPY
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>>152991571
>all that industry
>still exporting coal above all else
Is Austrian industry as comfy as it looks? I literally quit my game as Brazil yesterday because of the industry (literally no coal RGOs nor coal producing provinces I could blob into) and I still didn't think about going back to that save.
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is the archive really dead due to copyright rules, or is it just a bad case of steamgroup getting to post the new threads?
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>>152973551
>>152989272
HPM guy
Did you see my post about making the Disunited States countries have different primary cultures, eg californian, new english, etc? just like texan and dixie for texas and the CSA.
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>>152992170
The liquor industry doesn't need much coal.
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>>152990550
Here's the thing though, Armenians being shit wasn't always the case. It only became like that mid medieval, before that they were renowned as one of the noblest peoples.
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>>152992170
It is a bit shit that nobody can read at the start but Industry wise it is great. Lots of iron / coal states to make Groß army industry with. I have 33% of worlds coal and 17% of worlds iron atm.
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>>152992170
Wanna know something funny about the hues
Right now they are one of the largest exporters of coal in the world.
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>death rates are fine
>literally 3/4ths of any given dynasty die of diseases like you are some common peasant
>you can get diseases in less than six months in game and die
>EVERYONE has cancer
>people cut your balls because of the flu
>there's nothing you can do, it's all RNG
>this is all fine
If you reign for 10 years you are lucky. In a game where penalties for "short reign" is a thing this is terrible, I've seen half of the AI kingdoms in flames because everyone is a fucking child
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>>152992295
t. Smbat Mkrtchyan
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>>152990550
What was it?

archive is shitting the bed again
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>>152992190
not it really is dead due to steamgroup reporting the archive and any copies of it
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>>152992470
>wanting good healthcare in medieval times
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>>152992427
>one of the largest
>not even top 10
'no'
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fossil_fuel_exporters
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>>152988431
fuck off back to your steam group thanks
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>>152978840
Rehosting.
We'll sit in the lobby for a bit while people who have been playing already take a break, get food+drink and stuff. We welcome new players also though.

>I.P: 109.153.155.14
>Checksum: (UUYR)
>Server ID:90103479089347590
>Password gsg

If you have problems joining add me on steam and you can join via that.

>What you need:
Just the CK2 base game to join. All the latest DLC's will still be playable since I have them.

AI seduction, Shattered Retreat, Defensive Pacts are disabled, seduction still happens naturally just not at the absurd rate it does with the focus.

Epidemics have been set to fewer.

Join up!
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>>152992295
So what you're saying is they got assimilated by the roaches
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>>152992625
>implying nobles lived in the mud and shat on their plates
>implying mortality wasn't high for the poor and for children and women
If you became a teenager you shouldn't get gout, cancer, and syphilis in the same playthrough
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When you disable "supernatural" events at the start of a game, what events are actually disabled? Of course stuff like immortality and cthulhu is disabled, but what about lunatic events? Or that norse pagan event where you meet a guy your soldiers think is Odin? Stuff like that.
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>>152992736
Pls gift game so that I can join
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>>152992470
>>people cut your balls because of the flu

>playing sjw cuck cancer simulator
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>>152992921
t. steamgruppe
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>>152992736
I'm the dude that is currently france, I'm going to stop now(I need to sleep because big things tomorrow) but I'm in kind off a precarious situation, so I'd like someone to take over, can someone?
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>>152992470

>first playthrough, in 20 years my character gets sick once and it goes away right away
>after I read this post his son gets cancer
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>>152992736
trying to join now
never done MP before
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>>152992831
>actually having a character that gets to be a teenager
consider yourself lucky, it's 20 years into my game and every single dynasty is consisted of middle aged males and slightly younger, but unfertile, women.

nobles are actually an endangered species right now, i suspect that the last houses that survive will be the ones that have lustful heads, who got to fuck randomly generated wenches and get them knocked up.
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>>152993158
If you need to kill off a member of your family / dynasty I'm your man!
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>>152992427
That's iron m8, Brazil genuinely lacks coal.
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>>152992470
In our MP game epidemics are set to fewer. Not had one all game.
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Holy shit there are Germans all over Africa, every damn colony has like 3-8% Germans in em this is great.
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>>152993332
smallbubba, I'm >>152993114
could it be possible for someone to take over?
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>>152992736
getting "server not found"
oh well
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>>152993385
Show an F12 map.
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>>152993434
>>152992736
I stopped hosting desu.

nobody joined

It seems that Euro hours are the best for /gsg/ MP. Yanks don't play these games they just shitpost. will continue tomorrow
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>>152993614
you bullshitin man you must have waited an entire 3 minutes before closing the serb
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reee my heirs always have terrible stats fuck you rng
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>>152993332
Not talking about epidemics here. If this was during epidemics I would be fine with it. Just open up the character finder and type cancer, see how many people have it.

>>152993084
Physicians cut random parts of you to heal you. Paradox thinks people didn't know what the flu was so the nobles were totally ok to become childless and sterile for life thanks to the flu.
It's fucking retarded.

>>152993137
I had a playthrough where I was luck and spent 20 years healthy, but I could see my vassals and wives dying left and right.

>>152993236
It's so fucking broken, I honestly can't understand how people are ok with half of the realm being kids because everyone else is dead
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>>152993737
we had 11 players in euro hours

yanks are subhuman and the queen should dispatch her fastest ships to bring them under colonial rule asap
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>>152993614
when can we expect MP again?
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>>152993578
There you go lad
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>>152993614
Calling bullshit I am on and want to play a big mp game
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>>152993614
>Yanks don't play these games they just shitpost.
wow nice find sherlock
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Funnest leader to play in 867?
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>>152994001
>Funnest
kys
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>>152993872
Since you suddenly started replying to my posts answer my question. Did you add North German as an accepted culture or are you getting meme nationalist revolts in Silesia?
I'm loving that tricolor Anatolia btw.
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>>152993867
3pm onwards GMT tomorrow

that's when i exit my aristocratic neetsleep
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>>152994007
>wanting to play a MP game with gsg makes me a steam group shitter

Fuck off back to your steamgroup
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>>152994007
>anyone who wants to try MP is steamgroup
is this the R&I poster?
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will i get banned if i ran ck2 without the fix?
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>>152993872
Turkey
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>>152994097
Oh forgot to answer that one. No I couldn't be bothered since I haven't restarted the game yet. sitting at 2.4% North Germans atm.

Also Greece senpai won't declare war for another state, he cares about that tricolor.
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>>152994174
It's the steam group jealous that /gsg/ actually plays MP because they like to think they have a monopoly on it even though they haven't had a single MP session in months depsite having 1.8k members, all they are is 13 year olds shitposting

>t. steamgrppe pro
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>>152994113
at the very end I got bombarded with popups and the english sneakily killed my army
still russled desu
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I think I've come up with a solution for my possible non-descent from my dynasty's founders: INCEST!

I'll marry my aunt or cousin to get the genes of my purported ancestors, so my children will at least have the X chromosome, if not the Y chromosome (which I don't have any in-game evidence to support). I suppose it all depends on whether I look like my father.
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Hey guys
Where can I get the 3.04 beta patch?
I already got HOD v3.03 installed with NSPY checksum...
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>>152993872
Syria blob looks disgusting desu
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>>152994667
Can I just mod it on 3.03?
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>>152994751
Had to give it to someone since I couldn't made Kurdistan a dominion for whatever reason (HPM pls fix)
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>>152994667
they released a 3.04 final.
http://victoria2wiki.com/V2_3_04_patch.zip (download link)
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>>152994959
Thanks buddy trying it right away.
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Would HIP make an ethiopian playthrough harder?
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France Minimod update when? It's been months since it's actually been compatible with HPM.
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In EU4, if I promise allies provinces in a war and then never give them anything in the peace deal, will it actually matter significantly?
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When will HIP be available for the reaper dlc?
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should i do it?
the bordering nations are not sending missionaries and i really want to stop being a damn pagan
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>>152995490
Give them a few weeks.
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>>152995490
In about half an hour
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>>152995461
Yes. It will give negative relations and hurt their trust. If you've only been allies for a short while or they have low trust of you they may break the alliance.

A rule of thumb is to only do it to allies you have no intention of keeping as allies after the war.
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>>152995553
inshallah
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Why doesn't South America have more coal provinces? It has only 2 iirc, the rest are shit-tier RGOs like cattle or coffee for the most part. Good luck industrializing when you only have access to that garbage.
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how come there isn't a Sugar RGO? I feel like that's important
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>HPM an advocate for piracy
/r/paradoxplaza wouldn't like this
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>>152995553
Yes
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>>152984127
It's pretty good, council mechanics are good enough and puts a nice roadblock to endless blobbing.
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confederates are annoying in victoria 2. also fuck sweet tea.
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>>152995784
Because Paradox and HPM are both shit.

Spices and sugar RGOs are important. You can't just use grain instead and expect people to be happy.

Rice would probably be good too. Have pops consume more rice for their life needs and less grain, so you can have more liquor. Even though both are grains I liked how NWO implemented this.
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>>152995723
>>152995935
inshallah brothers
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>>152995753
Massive coal deposits werent found on the continent until later on after the time period.
If you want to industrialize, try to get into someones sphere of influence and use their internal market as a way to get your inputs.
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What?
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wew
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>>152996060
you are worst yankee. you are the yankee idiot you are the yankee smell. return to new england. to our pennsylvania cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,west virginia we will never forgeve you. hillbilly rascal FUck but fuck asshole yankee stink union kansas shmansas..battle of fredericksburg best day of my life. take a bath of dead yankee..ahahahahahBOSTON WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget john wilkes booth.fords theater we kill the king , dc return to your precious maryland….hahahahaha idiot yankee and catholic smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE CHOWDER FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. south carolina+virginia+texas+georgia=kill union…you will war of northern aggression/ dale earnhardt alive in dixie, earnhardt racing cars in dixie . fast driver earnhardt dixie. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of dale earnhardt… you are ppoor stink yankee… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a crab shack

dale earnhardt alive numbr one #1 in dixie ….fuck the north ,..FUCKk ashol yankees no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry. earnhardt aliv and real strong wizard kill all the yankee farm aminal with car magic now we the south rise again .kenya presidant barak obama fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and union wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. confederacy greattst countrey
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>>152995908
I'm actually surprised what exactly they would say. Would they stop playing his mod? Sounds like a fun bit of drama 2bh.
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>>152996113
Forgot to write this

How am I a bad guy? I am a sociable christian man who stands up for justice and shows no fear, why are you focusing on my only flaw?
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>>152995709

Thanks, you were right, they ended up signaling they wanted to break it. Had just enough favors to convince them to stick around though.
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>>152996082
sup rob
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Do I actually fucking need army mana to design my own goddamn divisions in HoI4?
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>>152996427
yes
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What do I do with Poland? Kill it? Let it live?
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>>152996172
>literally datamining users
>wow not a big deal, here apple have my anus too
These apathetic people are the ones that left on the situation where a company can literally watch you while you play, your hardware and your software and sell all that shit to others without it being a big deal
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Why can't I demand consession from Manchuria as Japan in HPM? I border them.
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>>152996082
>implying you can't make liquor out of rice
>implying you can't make liquor out everything that contains sugar, which is pretty much everything
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>>152996172
>every ck2 game
so the info is sent only when you actually START a game? good :^)
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>>152996347
It's based on traits only, maybe?
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>>152996506
Give it to Prussia
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>>152996561
so you can make liquor out of your own shit?
we should have a /gsg/ startup based on this idea
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>>152996172
fuck off back to r.eddit
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>>152996545
http://pastebin.com/a4a7nBjv
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Any good HoI4 map mods?
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>>152996818
Is there a historical reason for this? I just want Großnipponium why all this?
>>
the life needs system is pretty dumb

why the fuck do pops need to consume cattle, fish, grain, fruit AND wool to physically survive? who the actual fuck dies when they don't have access to all of these five things?

realistically you would be able to survive on fruit alone since it can contain high amounts of protein and vitamins which is what you really need. having pops eat beef and fish for their "life needs" is pretty redundant too.

I guess that wool is for clothing, which probably isn't a real life need in many areas (pretty sure that african niggers have survived for centuries with no "real" clothing). who even makes clothing out of that wool, when artisans just use cotton for regular clothes? i'll assume the local farmers take care of that by themselves.
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>>152996689
>koreans drink wine which is literally made from shit


It's a real shame japan hadn't had more time to fully civilize these savages.
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>>152997020
you forgot cement
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>>152997020
but they don't need to consume all of them to survive, all they need is 50% life needs met in order to not starve
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>>152997002
how would you even control that much land in china directly?
there's trillions of chinese
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>>152996506
If you had Bavaria, Saxony and Wuttemburg it would be fucking perfect, and what happened to Baden?
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>>152997089
delicious 0.5 units of cement

who /satisfied/ here?
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>>152996561
You can literally make liquor out of fish and meat in NWO, I want that in HPM now.
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>>152997020
>i don't agree with wool being a requirement
>wow the whole system is dumb
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>>152996506
Annex Bavaria.
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>>152997172
Ew, how would that taste?
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>>152997142
part of SGF but I am currently liberating them.
>>152997259
puppet
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>>152997020
except that you do survive. pops just get "life needs partially complete" as long as they have access to atleast 1 item.
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>>152997107
pretty sure that if your country has no access to certain life goods, your pops will end up only partially filling their life needs.

this was/is common with stuff like wool or fish in the early game, for many small countries at least.
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>>152997314
>puppeting land with your accepted culture
>mindlessly blobbing into worthless slavland with shitty RGOs
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>>152997367
You need less than 50% to start starving though, you can miss a few things as long as you are over 50%
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What do I even do in HoI4 when at peace? The research system is braindead simple, I don't have enough army mana to even design my own divisions so I can't begin creating an army, and I don't even have enough naval factories to start making a navy.
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>>152997329
at that stage it reduces pop growth which is pretty much starvation, pops dying or whatever.
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>>152997465
>Not wanting qt Bavaria
>Wacht Am Donets
>>
NEW

>>>/ck/8020626
>>>/ck/8020626
>>>/ck/8020626
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>>152997480
I usually tend to ______________________________________________________________uninstall.exe____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
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>>152998023
I'm considering it, but I have to play more before deciding. The game just seems so... unfinished, even by Paradox standards.
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>>152997480
Build factories, do some early wars if you can, do army training to create better divisions, catch up in technology for the start of the war, align yourself to one of the three major factions, etc.
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which paradox game should you not uninstall.exe
>>
>>152969704
Poland = shit
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>>152998242
Victoria 2
Darkest Hour
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>>152998242
Victoria 2 with Caleb's Political Titles.
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>>152998242
HOY!
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>>152998242
None, it's all shit.
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>>152998451
t. Johan
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>>152998451
trob
>>
Who here doesn't give a shit about RP?

>build large liquor and wine factories in every state
>typically produce ~30% of the world's liquor unless I'm a larger country
>get the temperance movement modifier when possible

Zero fucks given. I could also get the horribly shitty liquor prohibition decision (which really changes nothing when it comes to demand), or play as a muslim country.

Also

>often try to annex small african countries during the first years of the game, or good japanese states
>if I want to liberalize fast, depending on the mod I might fabricate conquest CBs on landlocked OPMs in europe to get my infamy really high but less than 25, which means that my CON will increase further, getting me more plurality, obviously I don't fight that country later
>never genocide unless the RGO of one or several relevant provinces is fully filled with non-accepted cultures
>savescum all the time, especially to get good rolls during battles or if I get a disease event (typically I don't care if a CB justification attempts gets found out tho)

No one cares about RP, and surely the AI won't either.

Even if you're playing MP, any countries that are controlled by the AI won't give a shit. Efficiency is all that matters.

The only thing I won't tolerate is horribly ugly/hard to defend borders, if possible.
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>>152998697
t. min max pro
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How did this even happen?
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>>152998697
But if you remove RP you're left with a flawed and mechanically shit game. Who in their right mind would play paradox games for their """"gameplay""""? Most of the fun is derived from playing pretend with yourself, the game serves just as a backdrop to that.
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I will never not enjoy reclaiming core Roman lands in CK2. I like the balance changes included in HiP, makes the game much more interesting.

>>152998697
When you have an average of 5000h across paradox gsg's RP is the only way you can enjoy the game in single player. Multiplayer is all about paying efficiency since the fun comes from interaction between other humans, especially in CK2
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>>152997480
avoid the game until a total conversion mod like Kaiserreich or WW1 comes out.
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>>152998697
Also

>delete my armies or put them on ships shortly before I expect rebels to spawn so they can occupy my capital and change my government without me accidentally killing some of them (typically only worth it when it's fascists, maybe gommies), or if I can expect to get another reform shortly after to possibly calm them down

I can't bring myself to kill my pops unless they're fucking useless landowners/artisans, especially primary/accepted cultures.

>>152999127
I have a shitton of hours on Paradox gsg too, I just take regular breaks or play as meme countries (typically releasables, or anything involving some changeownering on 1836) when I get tired.
>>
what's the best (as in most believable worlds) culture conversion setting in reaper's due?
>>
Does anyone here remember the VRRP mod, which was abandoned after the AHD expansion?

I liked some of the new economy and migration features but the rest of the game was practically left unchanged, so it's still shit.
>>
>radical yugoslavia was deleted by steam

Oh crap I never noticed.
>>
>>152999967
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCEUZ4rFiac&t=1m42s
>>
does the new DLC work with HIP or CK2+?
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>>152999967
They weren't deleted by steam.

Cobra (Powerword: Reed James) got doxxed and deleted the group.
>>
>>153000382
Not yet, give it some time jesus
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>>153000382
Sure, they just released a patch but made sure it was mod compatible.
>>
>>152999967
>>153000038
>>153000475
https://www.reddit.com/user/reed
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So what are you drinking tonight lads?
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>>153000490
JUST
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>>153000641
wine, the second most profitable good other than liquor
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>>153000641
Virgins urine.
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>>153000601
Cobra was like 6 years old when that account was created.
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>>153000000
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>>153000641
Liquor
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>>153000750
Not anymore, lad. HPM made sure to provide us with a new source of memes after he culled liquor.
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>>153001007
>not having 20% clerks

lad...
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>>153000601
>>153000812
https://www.reddit.com/user/cobraaahhh
ebin
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>>152998974
Same way a ashkinsi Jew ruled aquatine ;)
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>>153001254
did that lad ever convert his game to EU4
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Is there anything i can do to stop the crusade? I've savescummed 10 times and it keeps getting declared. Can I quickly siege down Rome and get White Peace?
>>
>>153001027
Who the fuck consumes that much ammo? As far as I've noticed, it has shit demand in my games.
>>
>>153001358
idk last i saw him he was planting that christian kingdom in india
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>>153001154
>literally every one of the shitposters who liked to bitch about reddit have reddit accounts
wew
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>>153001027
Alright I have been putting this off for the entire time you've been doing this, over a month now, atleast. I am really fucking annoyed by this meme. Victoria 2 is a great game, by far the greatest grand strategy of all time, in no other game can you manage an economy, your pops, your diplomacy, your taxes, your army and your sphere of influence at the same time. Victoria 2 takes every element of every game and makes it great. Your pathetic fucking mana/dynasty/OoB/insert single issue game simply can't compete. I've tried playing them, believe me. They are pathetic. You play them and you only have to manage one, maybe, two things. Hah, what is this mess? It's a botched job. A complete write off. And sure, if you like that sort of purile simplistic shit then more power too you, it's not my job to kick down your sandcastle. But why must I spend my time arguing this with you? Just because Victoria 2 is too complex for you doesn't mean it is for everyone. And when challenged you crawl back into your same abhorrent memery, because that's all this is, you don't have the slightest clue what you're saying or who you're messing with, because if you did you'd stop. Go back to playing your blob simulator, little man, because this general belongs to us. The true strategy gamers. Not your lame, disgusting casual shit. And you know the worst part? We can't even meme back. Hell, I'm sure there's some really overpowered trade good in EU4, but we can't say "hurr durr naval supplies" or whatever because the simple fact is nobody has played your favoured game since EU3, back before they dumbed it down for people like you. So well done, my friend, you made an intellectual victoria 2 fan MAD. You've achieved your greatest feat since you formed grossulmiums, mark this on your wall as a victory for your abysmal existence because I can tell you now, kiddo, this is your peak.
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>>153001358
>>153001525
He tried to but had technical difficulties with the converter or some shit because he owned CK2 but pirateed EU4.
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>>153001517
No, I'm hovering over wine. The pop up is so far from it because of shows up on the end of the cursor and cursor is invisible on screenshots.
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>>153001634
>literally just one post made a year ago
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>>153001657
FUCK off you fucking reddit tier memer, you don't fucking understand our style of humour at all and what's worse is rather than put the tiniest bit off effort in to understand and learn to enjoy our style of humour you just spout the same fucking crap you would on /r/paradoxplaza for ebin upboats xDxD Why the fuck haven't you fucking killed yourself with your shitty fucking "jokes"? I can fucking smell the autism on you, your refusal to adapt to a different social situation. You're the sort of guy who would tell children's jokes to adults or vice versa and then be banned from the children's hospital for the privilege. Take your fucking shitty memes back where they belong because no one but you in this thread finds them funny. You're probably so new you don't even know how but check the number of unique IPs in this thread then subtract one. That is how many people you just pissed off with your reddit tier "humour". There's a reason we fucking despise YOUR site and we choose not to go there, do not bring your fucking disease here with you, if you want to lurk that's fine but don't contribute until you have had fucking chemotherapy for all that cancer you just gave all of us with your irrelevant fucking shitposting. No fucking gold, no fucking upvoted, just a big fat fucking failed abortion sat in this thread thinking he will ever have anyone care about him in the slightest. Go straight fucking back to /r/paradoxplaza where you can upboated and censor each other and if you ever think about coming back remember how much of a stain on the human race you are.
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>>153001358
>>153001525
I am that lad. The christian kingdom in India was getting screwed but survived until the game was over. I tried to but I needed EUIV 1.15 and I fucked up and did not buy it last summer sale. Its on my top to buy list. I am also the same lad that got a immortal Indian emperor a few threads ago.
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why does the info pic say eu4 is the easiest but hoi3 is the hardest? for me the opposite was true.
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>>153001851
can I have your save file?
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Austria stroooooonk
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>>152996347
it counts the number of sins and virtues and if you have same or more sins than virtues you're a baddie

I believe piety plays a role too? dunno rn
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>>153001819
He's still a redditor, he still has a reddit account
It's pretty ironic
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>>153001963
there must be something wrong with your cognitional functions
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>>153002045
Sure but give me a sec I was just about to leave to go get some food.
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>>153002145
Alex has a reddit account too.

www.reddit.com/user/arkhometha
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>>153002278
>every time
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>>153002138
If you really want to off yourself you'd have done it instead of complaining about memes on the internet
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Should all pops except for slaves and probably serfs too buy small arms and ammunition as a luxury need, in a small amount? Does it make sense?

Currently I think that only soldiers, officers, capitalists and landowners buy them.

Even if guns are regulated to some extent, I believe that civilians would still buy many of them in that era so there would still be a market for this, depending on the area.

Regardless, keep in mind that all muslim pops in the game buy liquor and wine, and that there's no gun laws feature.
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Lads, it's me, I'm not dead. Got my computer fixed so now I'm back to working on fixing all those Russian provinces. I made it all the way through Siberian provinces and now I'm fixing a bunch of weird bits in European Russia.
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>>153002354
literally just posted that because i knew it would bait you into posting that image
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YO/ gsg/
help me out
I got HOD 3.04 running stable
(YPOI)
How do I install HPM?
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>>153002451
>Ha, I just wanted to be proven wrong
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>>153002194

fuck me, and i retarded? i was kind of hoping i wasn't the only one
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>>152996172
looks like Alex is loosing that possible job at paracock :^)
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>>153002446
Who are you?
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>>153002446
I feel like the province just above Tsaritsyn is too big desu
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HALP >>153002529
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>>153002529
>>153002762
treddit
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>>153002762
Your checksum is wrong
Mods go in the mods folder
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>>153002529
gb2 reddit
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>>153002839
>Helping a redditor
talex
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ffs
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Who makes these mspaints?
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>>153003083
Are you gonna switch to facism?
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>>153003239
Why would I?
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>>153002623
Just some guy, I did the pass through Siberian provinces to fix them from vanilla a while ago, but now I'm using enhanced autism techniques
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>>153003298

AHAHAHAHA! Du hättest den Blick auf deinem Gesicht sehen sollen! G-Gott, Anon! S-S-Sie sind doch nur Säcke von Fett auf meiner Brust, weißt du!
Regen sie dich wirklich SO sehr auf? D-dann seh dir das mal an! Seh dir an wie Sie auf und runter hüpfen! Hüpf hüpf! I-Ich glaub', du möchtest sie auch anfassen, Herr Perverser Jungfrau Mann Anon!
S-Schieß einfach los! Hup diese scheiß Hupen so viel du willst! Nimm dir Zeit! Verdammt, lutsch sie auch! I weiß dass du es wirklich willst~! :^3 Sei einfach vorsichtig; meine
Brustwartzen sind jetzt sehr hart! I-Ich weiß nicht warum...~!

I-I-I-I-I-Ich wette, du willst auch meine Vagina sehen! Du Perversling! N-N-Naja, wir sind ja schon so weit! Könnten' dann auch! Ich trah grad' sowieso keine Höschen!

A-Also, was hätlst du hiervon? ...Naja, Ich glaub dieser pochende Ständer in deiner Hose ist die Antwort auf DIESE Frage! HAHAHAHAHA!
D-D-Du bist solch ein armseliger Perversling, Anon! I-I-I-Ich glaube das ist die erste die du gesehen hast seid do aus deiner Mutter gerutscht bist!
S-S-Sieh dir auch an, wie feucht sie ist! Jesus allmächtiger, sie ist so verfickt feucht!
I-Ich hab' noch sie noch nie so feucht gesehen! Sieh an was du mir antust, du verdammter Perverser!
D-Du weißt wie man ein Mädl' heiß macht und in die Stimmung bekommt! Oh, Herr! Oh Christus-am-stiel! Du übernimmst hoffentlich Verantowrtung hierfür! D-Denn, wenn sie so feucht ist, ist es viel einfacher Sachen dort reinzuschieben!
Und ich lauf' hier aus wie ein verdammtes Sieb! Du p-p-pflickst es besser JETZT SOFORT!
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>>153003138
this autist
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>Why would I?
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reminder that one of the hoi4 kr devs is a fucking turk who denies the Armenian Genocide
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>>153003298
Can you use your advanced autism to change the provinces for my mod some day?
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>>153003138
some discord faggot
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>>153003083
nice blob
>>
>>153003434
reminder there was no genocide
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>>153003434
Who cares?
>>
i just saw a fucking one province minor tribe raise 4500 troops out of nowhere, fuck pagans, fuck tribes, fucking hell
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>>153003434
The only good version of KR is the one for DH.

>>153003527
t.urk
>>
wew this thread is still up
>>>/qa/623164
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>>153003527
>>153003537
t. urk
>>
Is there any reason not to update to the 3.04 patch? I've been holding off on it for a while because I heard it was broken and nearly unplayable on release. Have the bugs been fixed? Does the AI still automatically refuse all requests from you?
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>>153003765
it's a wiz meme patch
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>>153003434
reminder that they also think the mad monarchist fag is great and that monarchism is based
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>>153003434
>memesupreme
>haruhi avatar

kill yourself
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>>153003765
wait was there a new patch for V2?
>>
>>153003765
Nah, HPM fixed many of that problems. Not all. He also introduced some of his own. But since every mod is for 3.04 there no reason to not switch now.
>>
fucking paracucks with data mining. Firewall all exe files for CK2 \ EU4 \ HOI IV
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>>153003885
reminder that absolute monarchies are the best system of government
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>>153003083
Release your colonies, show pop tab. What cultures do you have accepted?
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>>152969869
>Bought EU4 and all its DLC the other week.
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>>153003885
who cares
>>
>>153003931
Yeah, according to some it increased liquor production by 130 %.
>>
Why the fuck can't dictatorships enslave pops yet, or remove rights from states to turn them back into colonies?

I want to conquer Germany, turn everything into a colony where no one has any voting rights, turn everyone into slaves and then send primary culture pops to manage everything.

Probably not very historical, but I still want this. Is this really that much to ask for?
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>>153003885
reminder that they ban you if they find out you come from /gsg/
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Ok i'm the next prophet of Catholicism
And God told me it's time to remove Islam from the Earth
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>>153003434
>i-its fine because six trillion turks also died before that
I dont understand why shitskins use this logic to justify everything they do
>>
>>153004146
we should raid them
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>>153003526
ty Wacht Am Donets
>>153004002
Too lazy to release colonies. But not that many of them desu.
>>
>>153003937
So what you're saying is that vanilla 3.04 is still unplayable and you need mods to fix the bugs?

Top tier patch design, paracucks.
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>>153004218
show your blob
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>>153004218
A worthy cause, but
>Vanilla
>Charlememe start date
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>>153004404
>>153004404
Bringing late antiquity back
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>>153004268
be my guest nigga https://discord.gg/hbT8g
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>>153004512
My only regret is there's no no Arianism in CKII. There must have been some of those people left by the 750's
>>
>>153004673
t.PREUSSEN
>>
>everyone dies of cancer
>almost no one dies of infection
>people survive amputations just fine
>>
I just came back from /v/ and holy shit is it worse quality and more autistic than it is here.

Discord and steamgruppe could never accomplish what /v/ does inadvertently every minute
>>
I've never played a grand strategy game. CK2 is on sale and I'm wondering if it's a good starting point.
>>
>>153004970
Haven't been on /v/ for a while, how shit is it now?
>>
>>153004939
>What kind of experimental treatment do you want?
>Just fuck my eyes up
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>>153004982
>CK2 is on sale
DONT DO IT
DONT GIVE HIM YOUR MONEY
>>
>>153005056
there's better GSG discussion than on here

but that's sort of like saying a live rat smells better than a dead one
>>
>>153004970
It's because /v/ is full of teenagers while /gsg/ still has some adults, the teenagers contain themselves to groups.
Eventually though /gsg/ will die, there will be so many teenagers adults won't stand and will move on to another site. This is 4chan's eternal September.
>>
>>153005109
>pluck one of your eyes or chop of your dick
>wow your dysentery sure is better now
Shit doesn't make any sense, the biggest causes of death kill almost no one and are done left and right
>>
>>153005056
>just realized that I've been browsing nothing but /gsg/ lately

Fuck me. Did anything significant happened in these few months outside?
>>
Not sure how I feel about the new DLC.

I'm getting ill all the time. All the fucking time.
I had six male heirs as my first guy and by the time he died only two were left.

First time trying the council DLC too. Pain in the arse. Useless gits want to be in charge of stuff they are useless at and throw a hissy fit if they don't get it.

>Oh you have a 21 theologian? Well now you can't change your inheritance laws because I'm a level 3 theologian and I think I should have the job.
>>
>>153005384
This was medieval times before we had invented science, of course they had no idea what they were doing
>>
>>153005581
It's a fucking flu or dysentery lad, it's not something mystics. They would tell you to get some flowers and change your airs, they wouldn't cut off your dick. People caught flu all the time and they also get in the game, the version the game represents is just more severe.

>>153005565
Everything but balance is good. The balance is all fucked up and everyone is dying left and right without a single epidemic. Cancer is one of the most common diseases but infections are still rare as fuck.
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>>153005240
>It's the hurr people aged between 13-19 are the cause of all shitposting durr

The average person on most boards, barring /b/ is a college aged male. People shitpost because people replying to them gives them a high. Age doesn't factor into this.
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I guess there is some realism in all these people with syphilis becoming a lunatic
>>
>>153005384
>First attempt to cure a vast array of piling up illnesses.
>Come on don't be a pussy, take the treatment.
>Okay doc.
>Chops my legs off and I die.
Second ruler

>C'mon take the treatment
>No way mate. I saw what you did to my dad.
>Survive...but craven.
Fuck off.
>>
Is there any downside to just blocking CK2 in the firewall?
>>
>>153005763
> is a college aged male
[citation needed]
>>
So let me get this straight: there's no reliable treatment for infections or diseases in Memer's Due?

Shouldn't qualified physicians exist in that era? Why all these non-sensical bullshit procedures?
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So... they were supposed to either move or get monetary help before the modifier expired, right? Because the modifier literally just expired. How bad did I fuck it up?
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>>153006006
I've seen people get cured by having their dicks chopped off.
I'm fairly sure it's all random.

>Shouldn't qualified physicians exist in that era?
I don't know, paradox seem to think everyone was a drooling retard.
>Have infection
>instead of amputation doc tells me to pray
>have flu
>let me pluck your eye out
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>>153005920
On almost every poll I saw being conducted on the various boards the biggest demographic was always the early twenty somethings.

inb4

>polls conducted on an anonymous imageboard
>accurate

It's still more than you've got, chum.
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>>153005581
>before we had invented science
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50.000 More people in Prague than London.
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>>153006290
So literally nothing, just some claimed anecdotal evidence
>>
>>153006159
Physicians didn't do surgery, that shit was for amateurs. Physicians just monitored your symptoms to make a diagnosis, give you palliative care, or recommend changes in diet.
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>>153006384
Prague province is also significantly bigger than London.
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>>153006384
That's a big Prague
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>>153006564
True, but it also Prague.
>>153006602
Groß
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>>153006538
No, they still amputated shit because of infections. They are still humans, they know that infections spreading killed you and that flu would go away on its own.

Every physician in TRD is a butcher though, people left and right are dismembered or disfigured because of 'lol treatment'
>>
>>153006012
l-lads?
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>>153006602
UU
UU
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>>153006714
maybe if you morons stopped clicking on the "do everything you can" options you wouldn't get ruined like this, i always pick the second option and i never got a bad treatment
>>
>>153006384
I will never get used to the idea of using a period as a way of chunking up numbers.

Using it to separate whole numbers for decimals just makes more sense. Like a sentence. I have finished with whole numbers FULL STOP, here is what's left.
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>>153006957
>>153006957
>>153006957
>>153006957
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>>153006012
>>153006758
what modifier? what are you talking about?
>>
Im playing Brandenburg now and Ive carefully expanded now to the point where I have Danzig and Koinsberg, as well as the 2 Saxon provinces from Bohemia, and Pomerania. Its almost time for the reformation so I was wondering if I should just wait for it now and hold off on any big moves until I form Prussia?
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>>153002446
Anon are you still here?
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>>153005912
no mp
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>>153006882
This is bullshit and you know it, they do it evne in medium tiers and there's no reason to castrate a chicles ruler because of the flu
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>>152984673
kyoo-mist-with
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>>153010409
sheepshagger
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>>153010462
But I'm American tho
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