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No Shitters Allowed Edition
>Retired Thread: >>151142987
>Crews for GTA:O
Join a crew by clicking link below, then posting your SC name and crew you want to join in the thread.
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/pc_gtag (PC only)
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gtag_vg_-_ps4 (PS4 only)
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gta_general_vg (all)
Other crews: http://pastebin.com/GtsCr3VL
>Steam Group - No heterosexuals allowed
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/gtagonlinevg
>PS4 Community - GTAG VG Community (No heterosexuals allowed here either)
To join the community, search the community name in "Discover Communities" and leave a request.
>Thread archive
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/subject/gtag/type/op/
>GTA:O Unlocks by Rank
http://pastebin.com/bAr3Q5sT
>Helpful information for new players
http://pastebin.com/XEzpG0vB
>Lap time comparison for every fully upgraded GTA:O vehicle
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1nQND3ikiLzS3Ij9kuV-rVkRtoYetb79c52JWyafb4m4
>Graphics settings guides for GTA V
http://www.gamersnexus.net/game-bench/1909-gta-v-graphics-optimization-guide
http://www.geforce.com/whats-new/guides/grand-theft-auto-v-pc-graphics-and-performance-guide
>Patch notes for 1.35
https://support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/articles/222662548
>Latest content added
http://www.rockstargames.com/newswire/article/52647/gta-online-stunt-race-creator-and-entourage-mode-now-available
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PICNIC
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nth for racing will never be as good as it could be.
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>>151296005
Put a trigger warning on that shit, I'm getting a panic attack.
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>>151296018
I would be happy already if people would join my custom map
my friend basically builds nothing but lol-rekt map, and at least 1-2 people join us when we play them, with 1 of them even staying until the end.
whenever someone joins my comfy beach fun track, they leave before they finish the first round
I have all this custom track love to give an nobody wants it
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>>151296018
It's a sad state of affairs when GTA V is still the best arcade racing game on the PC.
They should really make a Midnight Club sequel tbqh.
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>>151296238
rockstar needs to revamp the whole system, really.
Right now, you can publish in game and have to log in a browser to find new maps.
It should be: Can find and play new maps from in game, but have to log in a browser to publish shit.
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Alternate models for current weapons when?
I would love to walk around with a fishgun replacement for the special ed. rifle.
And maybe a g3 remodel for the ak.
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>>151297208
The free world equivalent of an AK would be a FAL.
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>>151297208
>tfw AK is a modernized piece of shit
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oh goodie
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>>151297120
I'd love a Midnight Club or really any racing game that has the same open world track creation system GTA has. It allows for endless content, it's just brilliant.
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haven't seen any skids in a while, did R*finally remove them?
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>>151297120
Forza Horizon 3 soon. Possibly even on 7/8 since Quantum Break just got confirmed to be on Steam with directx 11 support.
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>>151297643
If Horizon 3 comes to Windows 7, I'd honestly have to consider giving Microsoft my money just because I'm that much of a faggot. I'd rather wait for Forza 7 though.
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>so many comfy places
>road trips with strangers are a no-go with all those retards ready to kill you on sight
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>>151297969
>there will never be a game with the detail and scale of GTA but with a focus on driving and comfy instead of shoot times
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>>151297571
didn't seen too many of them lately too besides one fucking russkie flying around los santos and dicking with everyone
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>>151297969
Would you believe me if I told you I drive without shooting anybody just for the sightseeing and because I like my cars?
I'd like to hang out with people sometimes.
Lately I do nothing since I don't do CEO autism and farming is boring.
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If GTAO had better customization, there would actually be a reason to do car shows.
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>>151298943
okay
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>it's a "nullphaggot and crimeshitter get BTFO" episode
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Oh boy oh boy oh boy.
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>>151299101
You took your sweet time
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>>151298943
>>151298060
>>151297969
>drivefags
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>>151299375
Sorry doc, I'll be my usual speed next thread
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>>151299316
c-can i drive that touge
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>>151298943
I've seen some amazing custom colors on Car Shows, but that's about it.
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>>151299417
>autism
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>>151299316
Fuck off
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>>151299316
It's sotiny
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>>151299497
>tfw there's the option to pop fender flares on multiple cars but the wheels stay exactly the same size
this game is trash and gay
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>>151298805
Are you me?
That's pretty much my GTA life, save for the occasional VIP job and counters hitting on shitters.
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>>151299316
>It took autists THREE (3) YEARS to come up with this
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>>151299491
When I get home and learn how to install it for a server.
>>151299650
M-muh A-akina da!
>>151299743
MUH ROCKSTAR LAWSUITS
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>>151299794
Man, dueling on that baby'll be fun as fuck.
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>>151299794
Nobody gives a shit about your LE EPIC DRIFT XD MEMES server that's going to be gone within a month you attentionwhoring cunt.
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>>151299703
>counters hitting
counter-shitting
Fucking autocorrect
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>>151299794
>Those trees
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I am truly having fun once again with gta 5.
>>151299938
It's hard because I'm shit with this new handling.meta
>>151299962
We will have fun for like a good 2 hours or so but you're always invite anon!
>>151300048
They are plastic!
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>>151300236
Which PS1 game is this?
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>>151300236
Stop blogposting and kill yourself you fucking waste of air.
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>>151300236
>grantrismo2.jpg
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>>151300236
Dem ps1 graphics
It looks like NFS2
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Reminder Nullphaggot drives a shitbox 'tuner' IRL and dreams of owning a garbage 350z because he has no taste
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>>151300526
>wanting the worst z car
Why though
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>>151300526
But I like the 370z look only and own a l4 riced civic and a v6 purple accord ; - ;
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>>151299703
Probably.~
The only PvP I have really done after like 500 hours is constantly shitting on whoever kills me with cheese like tank or hydra.
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>>151300751
>like the 370z look
You're embarrassing yourself even further. Just leave.
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LoL, fivereborn would always crash on joining a server for me, and I realized it was because I was only using CPU to run it
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>Null likes this
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>>151301373
the riced from factory trend is so awful
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>>151301373
I am not partial to your retarded circlejerk namedrop shitposting and find it cancerous.
But that car is pretty terrible, god damn.
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Friendly Reminder:
(Nullprophet)+(vehicle)=(shit)
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>>151301373
>>151301126
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>>151301669
(Nullprophet)=(shit)
fixed
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>>151301684
When someone comes into the thread and is constantly obnoxious and spammy it's perfectly fine to make fun of their terrible taste
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>>151301373
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>>151302461
Is this an SA mod?
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>>151302869
V
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>>151302461
>>151303258
This is some of the worst modelling I've seen in a while. It looks like it's from some shitty browser game.
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>>151300847
You can't be me, then. I can't fly a Hydra to save my mother's life.
I use explosives and run them down with my car instead.
>mfw they RPG my armored V12 as I'm barreling toward them
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MORNING GTAG!
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>>151303464
No, whoever kills me with it gets killed, I mean.
I wouldn;t drive that cuck plane or the shitter tank.
I feel bad enough doing Insurgent.
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>>151297120
>>151297643
>>151297834
Forza 6 Apex beta is already out for PC
>>151303362
Looks like it was ripped from one of the NFS : Shift games. They aren't really graphically intense.
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>>151301373
>riced out Z's
Let me contribute.
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>>151305507
Apex barely counts as a real game, and it's 10 exclusive. We'll just have to see if Microsoft buckles and stops their attempt to force people to upgrade when they hate that idea.
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honka honka
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>>151305745
>barely counts as a real game
How so? I mean it is only in beta
>10 exclusive
Nothing new, remember when you had to run that PoS Vista to play half your games instead of god-tier 95?
>tfw used 95 til 10 came out
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Hey, anyone wats to help me get blista compact out of pure altruism? I need someone with either PS3 or xbox 360 and a little bit of spare time.
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>>151306607
Ask flibinjiber
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>>151306062
>it's only in beta
It's a pretty much straight up port, the only reason they're taking it slow is because they're trying to see how many people they can push up to 10 without spending too much and it's not working.
>Vista
oh god don't remind me
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>>151306819
>pretty much a straight up port
I'm not complaining about that, I refuse to buy whatever console flavor of the year every year just so I can play some fun racing games.
That's money I could spend on upgrading the computer or the real-life car ya know?
>don't remind me
It's just well within Microsoft's MO to do something like that. I got Win10 as soon as it came out, win-win for me considering it's not near as much of a trainwreck as Vista was when I tried it.
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>>151306819
inb4 Microsoft drops the idea of forza on PC because they interpret low interest in windows 10 as low interest in forza
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>>151307187
The entire reason they're giving you Forza is to try and get people to move up, if they don't get their market they're going to drop it. It's not them misunderstanding, they know exactly what they're doing.
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>>151307414
Then they should work on making Windows 10 not shit instead.
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>>151307568
Oh, I agree. I'm just pointing out that Microsoft is a bunch of bastards.
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>>151306607
I'll do it. Add me on SC after making a Microsoft Account, USA region, password 10 characters in length. Send me it's email and password.
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>>151307974
Forgot my name.
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I-I'll be a good boy
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>>151307414
I'll never give in!
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>>151308415
I was going to take a trap, crop out the penis, and put one of those in. I don't feel like it now.
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>>151308415
>tfw no dominant heister bf to tie you up and make you be a good boy
why live
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>>151306607
Make that account already, please.
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Thanks for helping out
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>>151310701
>four people in the cutscene
You fucked up
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>>151308415
What did she mean by this?
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>>151310701
That entire cutscene exists purely to frustrate people trying to make money. It's amazing.
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>>151295527Jamais
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>>151310701
>heist diapers
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>>151310950
Heists in their entirety are designed to waste as much time as possible in all aspects.
>long cutscenes
>long loading times
>long drives to locations
>one death / failure and you restart at a poorly made checkpoint
Not to mention the stupid design choices with which missions you do.
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>>151311335
I'm glad I no longer have to grind PacStan thanks to CEO missions
ha ha . . .
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>>151311554
Realistically, if I bought a large warehouse since I already have my HQ, how long would it take to make millions?
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>>151311554
>have to drive to office every time
>5 minute cooldown upon delivery, only by-passable by using another warehouse
>goods can get stolen by NPCs, resulting in loss for no reason
>have to deal with shitters because you have to be in a public session
>>151311803
It would take hours to recoup the losses of purchasing warehouses, then hours more to make the millions you want in spending money
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>>151311803
111 crates give you 2.2 million, pure profit is 1.5 million - 2 million depending if you're buying 1 or 3 crates at a time, so it takes at least 2 full warehouses to get the money from the warehouse itself back
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>>151311983
it was a joke, i know CEO missions are just as bad
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>>151312289
I have ass burgers. This game is such a fucking time sink for no return.How do I fight depression?
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>>151312143
>pure profit is 1.5 million
Which is still a million less than it takes to start up doing crates in the first place.
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we did it! well, you did it. i know i didn'T do that muchHbut you, you, oh... you! you know, i thought you werE just a bunch of er... creePy, quiet weirdos. turns out, you're a bunch of creepy quiet weirdos with talent! you rob and you steal and destroy like... like geniuses! oh, i love it. i love it. here, let me er, wIre you your money.
you know, i will never forget the good times, you know, all the laughs we had. you're like family. the piCnic? the picnic! aNd the hike in the woods and all the selfies, and oh, and the time we went rollerblading and we, we watched the, the sun set and then w-we stayed up all night talking and sharing our inner most fears and... and then...
what? was that... that wasn't you?
even t-the skInny dipping and the... oh, oh...
what are you saying?
i er... the drugs, oh man, the drugs. i'm a, i am a heavily mediCated man, i er... i'm not well... at all, i er... i'm a little embarrassed, erm...
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sucks my tiny benin
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Never Ever
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Never Ever
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>>151313512
desu i would drive those all day
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I wish you could change firing styles. It sucks that you can only fire MGs from the hip
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>>151313512never everever
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>>151313862
This isn't call of duty you fucking aspie
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>>151313862
Put a scope on it.
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>>151314036
I mean you can only fire MGs from the hip, like you can't fire other guns from the hip. I know you can put a scope and shoulder it.
>>151314024
>he doesn't want to run up to some guy then blow him away with a shotgun blast from the hip
Pleb
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Who has the biggest dick and deepest widest vagoo in gtag?
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>>151315220
blater
catower
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>>151315259
wounds from cutting do not count as vaginas even if they're on a tranny
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>>151315220
gabe
literallywho
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>>151315259
tfw youve seen blaters cock and its actually pretty big
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>>151316876
Can confirm
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>>151315259
>>151316876
>>151317036
Fuck off, Blater.
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>>151315220
FlibCrime
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>>151315220
Widely'swiddly
Yagoochie
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reminder blater is a poor mans snap
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>>151317454
t. snapfaggot
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>>151317640
Snap likes men, I can confirm.
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>>151317997
>if you don't want offtopic namedropping attentionwhoring in a videogame general you're a filthy frogposter
kys pls
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>>151318158
>kys
Global rule 2, familia.
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I'd like to join the PC gtag crew
The name is Hundekeks2303
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>>151318158
>kys pls
>>>/youtube/
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>>151318158
>kys
Found the underage.
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>>151318282
>>151318457
>>151318529
>samefagging this hard
wow kys pls senpai kek desu
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>>151318493
Gotcha
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>>151318713
>trying this hard to fit in
Just stop, it's pathetic
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>>151318713
>b-b-but he used inspect element!!
>i swear guys he's samefagging!
Get a load of this guy.
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what did they mean by this
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>this entire thread
PCucks, everyone
gas yourselves immediately cancers, kys kiddos, fuckin 30+ year old manchildren circlejerking in a shitty online game
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>>151318775
if i wanted to fit in i'd talk about other men's dicks like you homosexuals
>>151318857
GOOD post
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>>151318758
Thanks, buddy
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>>151319114
Looks like someone's getting a little angry.
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>>151319114
Hi, qt
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Best song?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=x47NYUbtYb0
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>>151319315
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3zf9q8mbWs
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>>151319315
>I always thought I was the good goy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K57dVZ4oHtQ
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We should all get along and be friends!
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>flib will never kissu ur dicku
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>>151319315
>that fucking song
Is my smoke detector low on batteries again or something?
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>>151319686
for a moment i honestly thought that was assetto corsa
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>>151319689
Flib is NOT for sexual!
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>>151319686
cut off just before the endalso why does fivereborn run so much worse than vanilla
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>>151320069
kill yusef
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>>151319114
>Expecting anything good to come from the pc playerbase
>F
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>>151319315
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoE46vK_q68
Hard to choose but I think this is the best, Cutie Pie or Skeletons are top tier too
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>>151319315
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0qBaBb1Y-U
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>>151320069
You might like the drift maps only since it unloads the whole game worlds so it's just an empty floating toge track. Even my craptop can do 60!
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>>151319686
No. Fuck off with your shit maps.
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>>151320663
>le eurobeat
Fucking kill yourself
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>>151320663
>linking to webms on an imageboard
lol how new??????????? how new???????? how new ??? how new ?? hw now e? wnwow whew? hwn ow ehwn?
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>>151320663
I was expecting a to be continued desu.
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>>151320779
Can't upload webms with sound here, familia.
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>>151320875
>le eurobeat meme
fucking die
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>>151320663
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>>151320728
>>151320779
>>151320816
>>151321059
>>151321086
>it's this easy to anger people on /vg/
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>>151320536
The maps roads are okay, it's just the awful vegetation.
>>151321198
I think it's just because I'm posting!
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>>151321198
>>151321390
no, it's because your le epic drifto XD memes aren't funny or interesting
and you're cancer of the highest level nullphaggot
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>>151321473
ever think that *you're* the cancer for getting angry over such an insignificant post on an online imageboard?
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>>151321562
If you had to endure nullphaggot trying to force his shitty drift memes for so long your patience would wear thin too.
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tried fivereborn, seems kinda shit.
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>>151322068
but senpai, I AM NullProphet.
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>>151322424
Then you should fuck off and die for not understanding that your stupid shit isn't welcome, you tasteless cunt.
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>>151322360
It's only roleplay servers & meme drifting right now so it's not that great for now but if this goes well it might end up being better then online!
>>151322424
No you're not, stop this!
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>>151322690
It's not going to go well because history will repeat itself and the owners of FB will be hit with a C&D so hard their children's grandchildren will be feeling it. Stop trying to shill for substitutes that are already dead in the water.
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GTA III was arguably the best game in the franchise.Prove me wrong.
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Roleplaying and cars are for autistic retards.
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>>151322860
but this doesn't use rockstars social shill club and even then u can mod it fine with what we currently have.
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>>151322890
>arguably
can't really prove that it's not arguably wrong.
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>>151322890
You used "arguably" as a qualifier, there's nothing to prove. Anything is arguable you fucking retard kill yourself.
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>>151323000
>>151323043
The reviews say Very Positive, look at it yourself.
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>>151322690
>better then online
How?
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>>151322890
san andreas takes the cake senpai
3 was a start
VC had ambience
SA had a huge map with various terrain and lots of shit to fuck around with
tuner shops, lowrider shops, tons of customization, planes and helicopters, boats etc.
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>>151323098
that doesn't change anything
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>>151322890
Everything it did VC and SA did better
It revolutionized 3D games at the time but it's dated as all hell
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>>151323098
Kill yourself yourself.
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>>151323110
Modding? Not limited to jewstar's decisions?
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>>151323110
Because everyone that plays GTA Online thinks "kurumas are bad, mmmkay?"
>>151323134
>>151323226
>VC
The GTA mobile knockoffs are better than that shit.
>>151323232
That's a nice fuckin meme friendo
>>
NEETS AND HIKOS RULE THE WORLD
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>>151322890
SA > 3 = VC > 1 = 2 > V > IV
3 just brought the game into the 3D formula, it didn't start clicking until VC. Yet it's still possibly the best transition from 2 to 3.But every single one of these games is leagues ahead of any sandbox game on the market.
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>>151323426
>But every single one of these games is leagues ahead of any sandbox game on the market.
Gmod is pretty good for a sandbox game.
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>>151323426
>SA > 3 = VC > 1 = 2 > V > IV
This guy knows what's up.
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Neat a gta3 map, I wonder if someone made a SA map copy over.
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>>151323426
>1 = 2 > V > IV
How can anyone earnestly think this
Like, yeah they were good at the time but they're so fucking dated you must be actually brain damaged to think either of the 2D games are better than any other in the series
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SA>3>5>VC>4
fite me
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>>151323629
Fuck off
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>>151323658
1 & 2 just hold a place in my heart.
If I had to split them up by 2D, 3D, and HD.
2D
2 > 1
3D
SA > 3 = VC
HDV >>>>>>> IV
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>>151323789
>3>5
I feel like you guys are just being contrarian for the sake of it now
Have you actually tried playing 3 since it came out? It feels like it's post apocalyptic with how dreary and abandoned the city is.
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>>151323480
>Gmod is pretty good for a sandbox game
lol
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SA>5>VC>4>3
fight me
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>>151324090
Next best thing is Minecraft. Not a bad game honestly.
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>>151324015I havent played 3 or VC
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DIRTY
WHITE
BOY
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>>151324195
>4>
>thumbnail
Sorry, I don't fight retards.
>>
Best Wagon
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>>151325518
shaggin wagon
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tfw almost time to go home.
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>>151326102
>able to shitpost and play games at work
Get a real productive job.
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>>151326102
Pls die in an accident en route
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>>151325518
that 70s show please go
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>>151325518
das lampooner
Very Good
>>
>contributes absolutely nothing but attention whoring, inane and idiotic statements and stupid shit to the thread
WHY DO PEOPLE SHITPOST ABOUT ME????????
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which cars are considered the best in their class nowadays?
i haven't played online actively since it was 360/PS3 only
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>>151324195
SA was shit coated in nostalgia.
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>>151327329
t. IV first kid
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>>151327329
kill yusef
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>>151327623
I played the 2d games first and never got very far in 3 or VC. But even as a kid I fucking hated SA's controls and several other mini game shit it does.
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>>151327215
>Supers
Track: RE-7B
Top Speed: 811
>Compacts
Brisio
>Coupe
Zion
>Van
Gang Burrito
>Sports
Track: elegy
Top speed: Schafer V12
>Sedan
Schafer V12 armoured
>SUV
Contender
>Utility
Saddler or faggio
>Motorbikes
Track: Bati or Akuma
Top speed: hakuchu
>Muscle
Track: sabre turbo custom
Top speed: dominator race car
>Sport classic
Track: Stirling GT
Top Speed: z-type
>Offroad
BF400
>Service
Dune
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>>151327823
>I played the 2D games
Then you should know SA's controls weren't nearly as bad.
>>
What are some cars?
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>>151328869
Faggio
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>>151327928
thanks broski, i really appreciate it
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>>151328869
Have you tried the Maverick?
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>>151328869
lester
>>
hey guys i've been away for 6 months
what happened to nessi? who else from back then is gone? is horris gone?
>>
pacstan anyone ?
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>>151329423
>hey guys i've been away for 6 months
Stopped reading there.
>>
Post tuners
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>>151329423
Nessi left for service about 2 months ago and will probably be back this month or next month.
Horris is still on once in a while.
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wat
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>>151329423
Who did you used to play with? What circle are you part of?
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>>151329423
Post your SC
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>>151330163
prolly bought a modded account
>>
Why doesn't anybody want a good little associate slave nowadays?
I can make money for you, and -maybe- look good while doing it!
Plus, MLG certified.
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>>151326263
13 burger bux per hour as a flower shop supervisor is pretty comfy anon.
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>>151330875
This is the gayest post I've ever read.
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>>151330942
I bet it is. I said real, productive job.
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>>151327928
>>Sports
>Track: elegy
damn anon, your list was almost on point
it's a shame your whole post has to be disregarded
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>>151330875
post sc
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>>151331032
Is being a worthless NEET a real productive job?
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>>151331271
Is shitposting?
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>>151331056
not
an
argument
:-)
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>>151331010
That's an honor.~
>>151331150
Nope, it would go from shitposting to attentionwhoring, that's a line not even I will cross.
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>>151331595
then nobody is going to add you, shitstain. Stop complaining
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>>151332003
I never asked to be added, though.
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>some /gtag/ say goodbye and don't leave for 10 minutes
>some /gtag/ say nothing and just leave letting people wonder if they left or crashed
>some /gtag/ say goodbye and leave right after it
which camp are you in /gtag/?
>>
POST OPERATORS
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>>151332210
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>>151332169
I say goodbye but nobody says bye back so the next time I leave I don't bother saying bye then the next time I'll say bye again in the hopes someone says bye back but they never do so the next time I don't bother saying bye again and it's just a cycle that I repeat over and over
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>>151332210
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>>151332210
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>>151332210
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>>151333245
kek
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>>151332946
I like it.I like you, Snap.
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>>151332210
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>>151333703
everyone does
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FiveReborn server for whoever wants to toge on Akina.
Yes you can use a pirated version of GTA5 for this.
step 1)http://fivereborn.com/topic/72/fivereborn-release
download client above and let it update
step 2)http://enhancedreborn.download/
download menu for it so u can noclip to the tracks / spawn vehicles and what nots.
which goes into plugins folder
%reborninstalldir%\plugins
step 3) download favorite drift handling.meta
Heres the one I use
https://www.mediafire.com/?1765xt2w37srsp7
place into %reborninstalldir%\citizen\common\data
step 4) connect to 141.239.165.90:30120
f2 to no clip and head south to get to the togesorry I didnt set up spawners yet
f1 to open the menu
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I just bought an office and a few warehouses, do I seriously have to run back and forth to get a measly 3 crates each time? Also, is there any way to stop being an "active" CEO? What I mean is, can I make my arrow white again or is it always going to be orange?
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>>151334057
yes
m menu
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>>151333703
>>151333793
Fuck off, snapfaggot
>>
Im getting tired. I just want to do some of these damn Lamar missions but people. People keep dying, and then they quit halfway through, and then I gotta sit in a lobby for 30 minutes or more hopin for another 3 people to join. And then it'll repeat.
Should I just put this shit on easy for these plebs?
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>>151334159
After you Blater
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>>151334252
okay
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>>151334159
blater stop it.
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>>151334252
I
N
V
I
T
E
drop you sc
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Literally none of the operator posts look combat readyknock-off nessi was the closest, but looks more PMC than anything else
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If anyone's lurking here and wants to do Pacific Standard finale, post your Social Club username and I'll add you.
Complimentary moto guide.
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>>151300236
>>151299794
What's the new handling meta?
How can I get this touge onto my gta?
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>>151335451
That guide a shit
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>>151335526
Stop samefagging
>>
Anyone on 360 here? It won't allow me to connect to rockstars server right now, is it down or something? I was playing earlier today just fine.
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>>151336042
>360
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>>151336042
>360
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>>151336042
>three sixty
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>>151336042
>>
>>151336428
>>151336042
>>151336153
No need to be a condescending douche, I don't have a good computer or a current gen console because I can't afford it atm
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>>151336042
>360
>>
>360
I literally just turned 360 degrees and walked away.
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>>151336042
It did that earlier for a few hours. Working now for me.
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>>151336042
>three siddy
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>>151336890
IcyDuck stop that
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>>151336937
Thank you for not being a cancerous douche
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>trescientos y sesenta
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>>151335929
literally my first post in this thread ever
I bought the game yesterday
fuck you
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>>151336759
>atm
It's been out on both for over a year now.
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>>151337047
Of course
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>>151337330
Nobody cares, reborn shill. Fuck off and go slit your throat.
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>>151336985
if hes puchiposter hes kos for me tbqh family
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>>151333785
>>
Where my 5reborn lads at
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>>151337515
>ponytail
every single "female" in gtao
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>>151337515
And then they fart together
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>>151334493
zephyrpanda
>>
>>151299794
Yo annie hand over that server info family
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>>151337347
Been down on my luck and had other priorities, and getting a good pc just isn't something I would be able to budget for. And this console works just fine for the time being. I didn't expect this general to be full of so many assholes lol idk why not tho
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>>151337709
It's the least COMPLETE SHIT hairstyle.
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Now I have a true operator vehicle
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>>151335451
>tfw my main guy has a tan suit
>also have ameriga bike
Is that based off me? Kek.
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>>151336985
Who is IcyDuck?
>>
>>151337469
>>151337047
The cancers are merging, wat do?
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>>151339336
let the crew and thread burn
>>
>>151337072THREE
SIX
NINE
>>
everyone in gtag is garbage as a person, everyones entire personality is made up of 4chan shit
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>>151339640
Go to bed, Snap
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>>151339427
DAMN SHE FINE
>>
>>151339640
t. guy who they wouldnt let in gtag
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>>151339640
snap and blater are pure souls you take that back
>>
DOWN SKEET SKEET MOFUCKA
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>>151339425
Where is the "Fuck off" guy when we need him?
>>
>>151340228
fuck off
>>
Anyone else tried duping today? I've been to about 10 lobbies, none of them are working
>>
>>151340354
Damn it, man
Tell that to the disgusting gremlin poster, not me
>>
>>151336890
>>151337047
>>151337469
>>>/trash/
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>>151338045
ayy lmao
>>
>>151341402
just like every female in gtao
>>
>>151338045
>woman
>operator
pick one
>>
Does anybody want to do the least efficient farm by doing missions and HAVING FUN?
>>
dont do this to me crime please
>>
>>151341869
no
grinding missions that everyone has played billions of times isn't fun
the only reason people grind crate/VIP work/heists is because they pay well, missions don't
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>>151341869
Sure
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>>151341990
>>
>>151341869
post $c
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>>151342247
>them tan lines on the ankles
lmao
>>
>>151342310
snapdragonx
>>
>>151342240
>>151342464
RRashu
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>>151342626
sent ;)
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>>151342310
RRashu
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>>151341521
>2016
>being sexist
s m h
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What's the best car to use if I want to pretend like Im in Initial D?
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>>151343573
Prairie
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>>151343573
legitimately fuck off
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>>151333847
forget this ip were migrating to "drifting by jetson"
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lfgf9HatIHI
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>>151325518
WANGAN?
>>
suggih requesting invite to pc_gtag
>>
What's the best yacht color?
>>
>>151344886
Invisible. They're a waste of cash.
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>>151344886
invisible AKA no yacht.
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>>151345124
>>151345150
I am trying to waste my cash.
>>
>>151345124
>>151345150
P O O R F A G S
O U T
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>>151345343
I own a Lynx so I know about overpriced shit. But you can at least sell the Lynx. The yacht is a permanent reminder that you're a fucking retard and it adds even more to your daily fees.
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>>151345343
>Spent 10 million on a Yacht
>Nothing to do on it
>Gimmick wears off after 30 minutes
They're not worth it.
>>
>>151345343
>desperately trying to justify spending 5mil+ so that you can do one extra VIP work with an hourlong cooldown
>>
>>151319315
Every time I get in a cab
EVERY
FUCKING
TIME
>>
holy FUCK races are so annoying. I can barely fucking stand to race because it feels like rockstar tries so fucking hard to make the game easier for the people who suck dick
>in first place
>12 second lead
>2nd and 3rd place faggots start slipstreaming off of each other
>my 12 second lead is quickly reduced to 0 seconds
>as soon as they catch up to me they hit the back of my car and spin me out
>get moving again, this time in fourth place
>catch back up to the faggots
>spin one out
>pass the other just barely, he turns into me and spins me out
>finish in fifth place
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>>151347294
imagine if crashing your car badly instantly had you out, those wild fuckers would be so butthurt it would be amazing
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>>151347294
gid gut
>>
>>151347294
This is why I just sit in 2nd place, then overtake them just before the finish.
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>>151347764
it feels like it's almost easier to start off in last place and use catch-up + slipstreaming to your advantage rather than trying to hold first place against all of the shitters
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>>151348071
You must be ugly or something
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>girl in a lobby
>with a mic
>she turns out to be black and annoying
is there anything worse than this?
>>
>>151348780
You
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>>151348780
A tranny with a masculine voice and a vocal fry
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>>151348780
Literally anyone who sings.
>>
>>151343573
I love intial d, he don't afraid of anything
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>>151348071
>blowing up all your cars during heists
>something worthy of posting
kys
>>
>>151348780
Got trapped in a heist with three of them. They threatened to kill me if I left.
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>>151349380
but i didnt
i just never claimed them when they got blown up
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>>151299316
>I know those hairpins
>I know that finish line
>I know that flying straight to hairpin
I feel like a sperg being able to spot Mt. Haruna within a half second of the image opening up.
>>
>>151350592
At least you recognize that you're a sperg.
>>
>>151347294
another great story that just happened
>idiot host makes race 6 laps
>fuck it, I like the track so I'll stay
>in first place for the entire race
>42 second lead on 2nd place
>start to lap people
>get worried because they're seemingly fucking around like idiots
>they are fucking around like idiots
>someone driving backwards runs into me
>fall off track
>spawn back in, still in first but lead is drastically decreased
>start driving again, about to hit a ramp
>fuck it's one of those rams that cross over another ramp
>slam into one of the idiots who was fucking around
>fall of track
>spawn back in, 3 seconds ahead of second place
>manage to get moving fast enough to keep him away
>at least I thought
>he catches up, first chance he gets he spins me out. wins the race
>13 minutes in first place for nothing. I was in 2nd for less than 10 seconds
how the fuck do I prevent this shit? by not doing races im assuming
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>>151319686
post your server info already
>>
>>151348780
catower
>>
how do I become good atdrifting
what car should I get?
>>
>>151352291
Dominator; the normal version and racecar are both top drifters, but handle differently, get both and give them diffrent mods
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>>151352291
slammed banshee, dont know how good the drift tampa is though
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>Won a race in my Surano a couple weeks back
>Take it to LS Customs today since I'm double-checking all my old cars to make sure they're fully tuned
>The brakes, engine, and transmission were all completely stock, and it had no turbo
>I bet $10k against myself in that race and lost it because I won
>>
>>151351324
sorry I'm getting errors and idk how to fix them, for now just go join the many dorito servers.
>>
>>151352291almost any RWD car
andpop the 4 tires
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>>151352852
>Nullphaggot's a retard
Who woulda thunk
>>
>>151353312
i miss your comics
>>
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>Biker DLC rumors
Does this mean I can finally get my Lycan?
>>
>>151351305
countering spinout techniques
brake heavily and let them overtake you, or pre-emptively ram them, or look up real world techniques for handling pitting
>>
>>151353312
I actually would appreciate it if you never posted again
>>
>>151353390
It means you should finally end your life, mansex club faggot.
>>
>>151353383
Fuck off, nobody misses those Photoshop abominations that showcase nullphaggot's ignorance
>>
>>151353390
If the most cancerous group of tryhard faggots who play this game get their own DLC I will go full shitter and buy an Insurgent just to go around crushing their bikes and bombing them out of lobbies.
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>>151353390
>he drives a motorcycle
>he thought lost and damned wasn't garbage
>he feels disdain for japanese sports bikes because they outperform his piece of shit bike
>he belongs to an online MC aka Mansex Club
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>>151353546
>>151353653
>>151353534
>>151353710
>>151353713
Good god this general is shit
>>
>>151353383
I'm sure no one really liked them.
>>
>>151353752
Fuck off leatherdaddy, actually leave
>>
>>151353752
Fuck off ManChild faggot you're not welcome here, go ERP with your leather daddy friends.
>>
>>151353752
>Wah! People don't agree with me
Go to your server and never come back
>>
>>151353850
>>151353882
>>151353908
Not even that guy, just think it's ridiculous how garbage this general is thanks to people like you
>>
>>151353959
Just imagine how garbage it would be if we let Mansex Club ERPers in then faggot, you should be thanking me.
>>
>>151353959
>Wah! People don't agree with me
Go to your server and never come back
>>
>>151353808
you shouldnt fish for compliments
>>
Oh god help.
I have like a 100 K/D on PvE.
I want to stop farming it.
>>
>>151354041
>>151354062
Thanks for proving my point
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>>151354121
PvE don't matter man.
Just call pegasus and go nuts on some contact missions.
It's very relaxing.
>>
this thread shows how terrible people in gtag are on the inside
>>
>>151354240
This post shows how new some people are to the board and how they're unable to grasp every general will always be mean to their shitty opinions.
Grow up, that kind of post is just as useless as any circlejerk namedropping shitpost.
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>>151299791
nice
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>>151354439
its a great source of nerd rage when they get beat
>>
>>151354175
>>151354240
Fuck off to DEATH KILLERZ 666 LSMC then and cry about it there.
>>
biker dlc general!
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>>151354175
Why aren't you leaving?
Get the fuck out. Get out
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>>151354439
When are you starting? Next post?
>>
>>151354240
vg is terrible all together
so far the threads i've been to ranked from okay to cancer are
literally aids
power gap
kerbal space program
world of warships
gap
GTA
world of tanks
extreme gap
>starcraft 2
I haven't been in other threads long enough to get cancer from them too, but holy shit this board
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>>151353710
>I will go full shitter and buy an Insurgent just to go around crushing their bikes and bombing them out of lobbies
Jokes on you I only ever play by myself anyway :^)
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>>151354041
>Be me, 666 rank 20.03 K/D (Legit)
>In tattoo shop 'mirin my badass ink and demon eye contacts
>30 minutes later walk outside
>Check players in session
>See a rank 10
>ALERT
>Send messages out to some crew, they join in
>Get on my gnarly hog and hit the blacktop
>Roll up to the rank 10 with 3 other mysterious badasses with flaming skull ski masks on and demon eye contacts on their gnarly hogs
>We all throw sticky bombs and blow them away
>Follow them around blowing them up with stickies for an hour
>Suddenly a higher rank steps in to defend them
>IT BEGINS
>One brother calls up his Hydra, two grab their insurgents, and I start bombarding them with rockets
>Hydra strafing them the moment they spawn
>He takes aim at the Hydra and gets stickied by the Insurgent bros
>He's completely shut down
>Pussy eventually goes passive and leaves the game LMAO
>Go shoot rockets at the rank 10 instead
xD People in this game have no skill. Share your badass game stories, road brothers.
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>>151354959
Nobody's forcing you to post here you fucking deficient
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more pop-up headlights pls
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>>151355163
>cutting out the winner of the poll which told you to fuck off
lel
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>>151355010
Then I don't care because you already get crushed by your crippling loneliness, anxiety, and fear that you will never be loved, I don't need to destroy your faggot bike.
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>>151355135
>be me, rank 130, 21.82 K/D (Legit)
>blow up cars all day with jet
>get bad sport
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>>151355294
It's all about them (you)s
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>>151355163
where's the other 45% of the votes faggot
fuck off
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Hope another ban wave hits pc to finally be done with these retards.
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fuck /gtag/
i was given 300m a few months back thanks to a hacker. Just got online today and I have $0. Still have all of my cars and shit and mygarage full of x-80sthat I bought to sell off in case shit went wrong.I also have a yacht, the most expensive office, 5 warehouses with 111 slots each, 5 properties, every single warstock vehicle, and every single plane. If I sell off the x-80s, should I be okay for the rest of the game's life?
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>>151355229
>more
There's a car with pop-up lights?
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>>151355678
Until the next super comes out priced at $100,000,000
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>>151355678
You get about 1.6 million per, so no, you'll be broke in a few update since you stupidly buy every warstock vehicle
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>>151355684
yeah, the tropos
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tfw these stupid maps break when someone tries to join.
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>>151355827
not about to buy every single vehicle now lol, I was just doing it because I had more money than I knew what to do with. I'd probably get more than 1.6m because they're all maxed out. I could also sell off some of the supers that I don't use if need be.
Other than that, looks like im grinding warehouse bullshit if I need money
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>>151355862
Ok, which retard not only drifts with an AWD GTR, but the CURRENT gen GTR?
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Want to join Crew
ZephyrPanda
PC GTAG
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>>151355862
>Nullphaggot's a retard that can't manage a server
Who woulda thunk
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>>151355508
>shitposting this general with Bell images making everybody hate her
STOP
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>>151356090
Gotcha
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>>151356037
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1469450368025.webm
GTR's can dorito!
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>>151295527
Allurein
Want to join the PC GTAG
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>>151356135I just wanted to make people happy
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>>151356481
Gotcha
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Is there a weapons sheet for all the guns? I want to know what assault rifles are best, smgs are best, etc.
Like the car list, but for guns.
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>>151356639
>ap pistol
>combat mg
>>>>>>>>>>carbines
>heavy sniper
>auto shotty
>minigun/homo launcher/rpg
>sticky bomb
shiterry 101
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>>151356639
The guns are pretty balanced by class, it is just preference really
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>>151356435
You do know there are RWD skylines, right?
Also
>linking webms on 4chins
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>>151357072
>guns are pretty balanced by class
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>>151357318
hi newfriend
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>>151357357
>M-m-muh sound
Srsly fuck off
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Are there custom player models for GTA V like there was in SA and IV?
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>>151357569
no, unless you use___________
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>>151357072
>pistol is the same as heavy pistol hurr durr
>AK is same as carbine
>heavy sniper isn't better than regular sniper
Do you hear how autistic you sound, or do you just ignore it?
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would /gtag/ hate me for buying a tyrus?
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>>151358313
/gtag/ will hate you no matter what you do. Do not seek approval from your peers, seek only approval from yourself.
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>>151358313
we already hate you
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>>151358313
wow I can't believe you are having an opinion
fuck you
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>>151358313
kill yusef
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>>151358657
>look mommy I posted it again
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>>151354757
>get out so I can be a shitty person in peace!
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/gtag/ is really vying for "worst general existence", I see
Gotta be in the bottom 10 at least.
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>>151359745
Any general with higgus is in the running for worst.
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/gtag/ has been sad and angsty recently, this will cheer y'all up
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>>151361529
tfw no gtag boyfriend to comfort you
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>>151359745
>>151361529
worst general confirmed
ruined by worthless NEET furries
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>>151361529
The animation is pretty smooth
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I think car duping has been fixed. Been trying for nearly an hour
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How to grind XP efficiently in GTAO, friends? I'm sick of people abandoning crews after one mistake so we drop the entire thing
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>>151362460
be a slave to a CEO, you being a CEO, or picnic
Nothing else, really
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>>151341990
I told you.
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>>151362572
What's a picnic?
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>>151362707
PacStan finale
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So what's the guess for what's coming up in a few hours? Random update or another sale?
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>>151359745
It's completely insufferable, I'm only here because every other crew is just as bad.
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>>151363623
GTA VI announcement
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>>151363623
Absolutely nothing.
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>>151363623
A new super that is built like an insurgent with bullet proof windows that has its own missile launchers that can shoot at a 360 angle
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>>151363623
removal of all stupid randoms
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Post racing outfits
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>>151363898
this with a benny's edition that adds hydraulics and a 4000x4000 photo of kendrick lamar that can be appied to the roof
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>>151363921
No point
Good racing oufits never ever (middle)
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2car when?
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>>151363623
Half off random pegasus vehicles.
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>>151364302
But only ones that you just bought recently for full price.
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I'm fucking done with this game
http://imgur.com/XVuN8wM
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>>151364801
pay attention to your surroundings next time.
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>>151364801
how is this the games fault?
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>>151364860
Fucking how could I prevent that
If I flew any higher I would get the cops and not be able to drop it
The 4 previous drops were all from that direction as well
>>151364880
Maybe the giant fucking flare that blocks radio towers.
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>>151364497
this, I hope not, I bought a Buzzard yesterday
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>>151364937
by paying attention to your surroundings
not being lazy and flying higher to have a better idea of your surroundings
you could have flown higher as well. your dick doesn't have to be inside the flare to drop the package.
if you would have glanced at the ground and saw you're over a radio station this could have been prevented.
You deserved to get your stuff destroyed.
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>>151365298
What part of "if I flew any higher I would get the cops" do you not understand?
Also glancing at the fucking ground doesn't show anything you shitposting faggot.
I hope you get aids.
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>>151365431
I don't understand how the Titan mission works. Do you only get jets if you fly /really/ high or what?
I did twice solo, flying over the checkpoints in Buzzard first because someone said that would prevent the jets from spawning later on. It did, I don't remember flying particularly low either.
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>In a session with one other person, a CEO
>On the complete opposite side of the city from him, haven't gone near him
>He tries to votekick me, doesn't realize it won't work if it's just him
>He's sitting in his warehouse
>He just did a crate run and I left him completely alone
>Know he must be about to make a sale
>Fly to my office and go inside to idle and wait for him to either start the sale or fuck off
The moment that faggot thinks the coast is clear and starts the sale I'm going out there and I'm nuking his shit. I'm sick of these bitchmade vaginas votekicking people who have never attacked them because they're scared of losing their precious skinnerbox shipments.
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>>151365431
Do I want to get cops, or do I want my shit destroyed because I'm so fucking incompetent, and can't fucking tell I'm right over a radio station. One of which are the few in the desert.
Keep crying baddie. It won't bring your freight back.
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>>151365586
I would've fucking known I was over a fucking radio tower if there wasn't a giant fucking flare covering up the entire tower.
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>>151364801
>http://imgur.com/XVuN8wM
>not having your camera angle shifted slightly to the upper corner view
good job hitting one of 3 obstacles in sandy shores
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>>151365576
>>he tried to votekick me
Why not just disconnect from you again? It literally takes me 20 seconds to force my own public session to do crates in peace.
And I only do it if some random who looks like he wants sum fuk joins. I don't have time to bully you when I'm doing crates.
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where can i get the mod that lets me rape peds?
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>>151365774
>Why not just disconnect from you again?
Because he's a little fuckboy and I hope some jetshitter enters the session during his next 3 sales when he thinks he's safe and blows everything up because he left and I didn't get to.
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>>151365651
>I managed to hit one of four things above sea level in the desert because I couldn't see it.
>I'm too lazy to look at the minimap, or to have any sense of direction
Just fucking end it. You are literally worthless.
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>>151366262
The mini map gives no indication that there is a fucking tower there unless if you want me to memorize the location of a bum fuck random radio tower that serves no purpose for the entire game other than to fuck me over.
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>>151366351
If you want it to be a learning experience you will.
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>Aha time for early morning GTAO
>Nothing but chinese
Back to bed it is
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>>151361529
I've just had this open and playing on my second monitor for the last hour, am I a furfag now?
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>>151366501
happened to me yesterday
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>>151295527
>no shitters allowed
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>>151367974
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>>151367974
haha get fuckedtfw I also can't into 100% sales
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>>151368441
Tfw 100+ crates gone
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>>151368265
>tfw no one sends you messages
I feel like that person everyone is talking about behind their back and its not nice things being said
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>>151366351
It's the rebel radio tower lmao bumfuck random tower don't get mad cause you wrecked your plane kid try exploring the map sometime
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>>151364801
T. Dragoneye VIII
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>>151369298
Explore the map? That doesn't earn money. Gotta grind them crates, man.
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>>151368692
That's ridiculous. No one talks about you.
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>>151370143
Gotta grind more cause u didnt explore the map enough to know the rebel radio station was right there lambo tabasco familiar
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>>151367974
couldve just bribed the cops nigga lmao
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>>151366501
>join lobby
>russian hardbass starts playing
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uk3n-CkQao8
>"in 2070 or so" goes the lyrics
>made a cyberpunk-like outfit and named it after the song for occasions
>doing stunt races
>this song starts playing
>alright, that's convenient
>finish 7th place because x80 proto drivers like pushing and dragon dildos
>earn 2070$
>quit game
I stood from my chair and left my room for a second because of that. How much does there need to be for shit to happen like that? I'm capping this for myself so I could remember the moment GTA 5 became sentient.
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>>151332169
All three
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>>151343573
The Futo is literally a fucking AE86 without the hatchback
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>>151371254
I think there's a ghost in my GTA, do I need to install the game again? I mean a song about 2070, wearing an outfit based on the lyrics of that song, finishing on seventh place and earning 2070$. It all happened on Plummet. Do I need to call someone to make this never happen again?
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>>151349129
literally the same
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>It's a Rockstar showcases an illegitimate moded vehicle episode again!
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>playing with a dude from /gtag/ and having fun
>his friend comes on and i become the third wheel
what a shitty feeling
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>>151372096
t. marf
do something better with your life
stop playing this game
be a good personI love you
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Are you still able to get hacked money?
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>>151372447
How so?
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>>151372029
So its the levin?
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>>151372491
It's shit no matter who it is.
>Doing CEO work
>Hire some rando
>They join up and we do VIP missions for awhile
>Suddenly another CEO joins and they quit to work for them
>"O-okay"
>Continue doing my own thing
>Other CEO leaves
>The rando messages me asking me to rehire them
>Rehire them and act like I didn't just get TOTALLY FUCKING KEKED JUST KILL ME
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Why is the combat in this game so anti-fun? Enemies have pinpoint accuracy and tear through armor like tissue paper. Constantly diving into the clunky inventory to slap on more armor and eat 16 packets of peanuts. You're constantly using blind fire but even then they sometimes tear you apart when you just put your arm out.
You would think after all these games they would get the combat right.
Also melee combat is so shit. Imagine if they just copied pasted The Warriors combat. That was god tier.
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>>151314281
The player hip-fires if you shoot while running without holding aim.
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>>151374076
I was gonna say random shmucks can't fight like The Warriors but you know, The Warriors were pretty much random shmucks. I agree on the enemies ripping your ass apart too easily though, that shit is especially prevalent in cars; sometimes one shot is all it takes to steal half your health.
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>>151374965
Well The Warriors are the best of the shmucks
But that combat was so damn satisfying, I've never played a 3D beat em up as fun as that
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how do i dupe
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Shitter here, how do i into money?
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>Daily challenges tells me to do a Capture - GTA
>Quick job to find a capture
>End up in a game someone made where he spends 30 minutes just beating up npcs for RP
>End up using it to level my strength from less than 20 to 100
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>>151379071
If you can get a good heist group you can give that a go. You can also try glitching if you don't mind that sort of stuff
If you can't find any good group you can do missions. I find that doing easy missions (death metal, flood in ls river, pier pressure) and finishing them at around 4m gives around $11.9k with a group of 4 people on hard with rooftop rumble giving around 13.9k. You can go over 4m but you will only get around half ammount of cash per minute compared to the first four minutes. You could potentially get around 144k per hour providing your group goes through mission selection under a minute.
It's probably not as much money as a decent heist but at least you dont have to worry about randoms fucking up the whole thing.
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>>151374076
This, having to fight off 3 or more enemies on foot is fucking painful. Either hide in one spot for half a minute waiting for a faggot to pop his head out of cover and nail him, then repeat or die in crossfire in 0.3 seconds.
I'm just going to use Grenade Launcher next time, fuck fair play against NPCs with perfect aim and armor.
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>>151375157
So it's good melee combat then?
I'm a sucker for that shit.Get it on PS2 or PS4 though? Inb4 emulator
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>>151381429
PSP
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>>151381429
The PS4 version is upres to 1080p and trophies/screenshots/recording if you're into that. But it has some nasty framerate drops that I'm pretty sure weren't in the original
Honestly the melee combat is pretty simple, you've got grappling and a rage meter to do super attacks, but it just feels so damn satisfying. You can grab bottle and bricks and melee weapons and just destroy people. And most of the super attacks are brutal.
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>>151380082
I've been curious about the glitch, but every source i find mentions different requirements.
What role does the host pick, who grabs the money, and when does the host DB?
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I have a million GTA shekels and no super/sports cars. What should I blow my money on
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>>151352852
I'll be there in two days
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3/4 full pacific all setups, post SC and ill drop inv
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>>151384416
Crakinidy
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>tfw wanna do CEO shit but no friends that wanna grind it out intensley like i do
;-; i wish they made it so you could do CEO shit solo and efficently :((((
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>>151384571
I'll help you friend, whats your SC
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>tfw gtag bf harem
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>>151364295
>rockstar reading this thread
>decide to publish one, ONE NEVER EVER car
>they go for 2car
>it comes with rally race support
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>>151337862
>no idea why everyone hates his stupid ass
it's because poor people are a leech to society
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>>151385975
If it weren't for daddy you would be down there in the streets with him you worthless stain
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Upgrade package for muh Sandking XL when?
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>>151338045
>a goddamn rumpo
>embalmed corpse face
fuck outta here michael jackson lookin bitch lemme show you true beauty
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>>151332210
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>>151387362
fuck off
>>151387231
fuck off
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>>151388080
i wish i could fuck her off ;_; i made her too hot
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>>151351305
a month ago i did one pubbie race since unlocking all the upgrades on ps3
>start in 2nd
>in 2nd while 4 retards behind me ram eachother endlessly
>4th and final lap, 1st place fucks up
>zoom past him
>not enough track for him to catch up
>"fucking hacker speed hacker noob"
>"ur reported", get kicked
>message him to git gud, block him
>remember why i stopped racing pubbies despite enjoying driving
>stick to racing friends
really
fuck every single person that races in this game
except for the one dude in that race who bet on me lol
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>>151388080
no u fuck off i wanna drive muh velociraper
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>>151387231
>>151388550
That's fuggin bat! What are some cars that need the Sultan treatment? New Coquette, Elegy, Futo, Blista, Dukes, Sandking, and that Dodge looking truck.
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>>151389381
>tfw no widebody elegy, lowered blista, more wacky ass ricer shit for futo, and thicc tire treads for coquette
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>>151384571
I can help friendo, I don't mind being a slave.
gib sc
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>>151374076
Honestly, I have no issues with the game and easily tear through 10 enemies in vehicles when I'm on foot, oneshot headshots are hilariously easy.
I don't even use special carbine.
I agree though.
Playing cover and peeking, or doing melee or trying to stall AI is ridiculous and frustrating when you start, my saving grace is being good at shooting heads and playing like a retard rushing NPCs.
Doesn't work for cops or such, sadly, since they come from every angle unpredictably and never stop coming.
Also meme choppers every minute.
PvP is also dogshit, I shot like 30 dudes before dying from a roof with a heavy sniper, until some fag came for me with a Hydra when I wasn't paying attention, lel.
Everyone above 120 uses minigun or RPG, etc.
Maybe next game they'll do it right.
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>>151390604
i only use the minigun if i'm outnumbered, otherwise i stick to a mix of pistol, mg and shotgun, makes the game a bit more SPICY
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How much of a pleb am I for liking the Insurgent?
I'm a sucker for tacticool LAPVS.
I never use it for PvP or PvP a lot in general.
I hardly use it for PvE since I have RE 7B which does the same job faster, or Kurumeme that does it better.
I don't have any dick to protect on this ''beeg truck small junk'' meme, and merryweather made me like it in shiny carbon black, so I can unironically enjoy an edgy Insurgent.
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>>151391091
the Insurgent is fucking fantastic, the only people who have a problem with it don't know how to aim at the windows and should be ignored
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>>151390991
I almost always use a gun that fits the color of my outfit.
Sometimes it's not too optimal.
But it's FUN and looks good.
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>>151384571
once grinded 5 hours with someone from gtag
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Fuck the design on East Coast. Who's bright idea was it to make a race that could be made unfinishable by 3 or 4 players just sitting on one ramp?
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>>151387362
sweet christ lmao
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>>151387362
someone say rumpo?
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@151391091
>writing a blogpost so you can say "I'M LE GIRL! xD"
Go away.
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>>151392660
Fuck off.
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Rate my character, /gtag/.
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>>151393142
>Michael Jackson: Thriller Edition
What the fuck is with all these Michael Jackson looking bitches
You're fuckin perfect for Hunt the Beast
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>>151393492
I tried for something unsettling.
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>>151389381
>Coquette
my african american
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>>151393142
hideous
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>>151393552
is there any way to delay or avoid getting the prison in lockdown
a few times I held fire until the ladder but they always trigger so I usually blap them right off the bus
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>>151392625
Wait... how easy can you replicate this shit?
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>>151296005
THE PICNIC??!
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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olEGtoYs_8A
>watching this
>imagining what could have been
:(
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>>151299101
when will they leave
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>>151394187
GTA: Online would be a lot more fun if it accepted more than 4 people for most opportunities that the video claims. It's like 4 people to an org and 4 to a heist as well, and for most of the good missions.
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>>151394187
This video was literally assuming that children, hell, HUMANS are capable of maintaining some form of discipline in a game that revolves around fucking gunfights and crime.
REALLY shortsighted of R* tbqh
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>>151394187
Rockstar assumed their playerbase were people who could have fun
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>>151394052
Drive backwards into a wall, the faster you go, the more bounce you get. It has to be driving though since its some kind of handling stat- just landing on its back end does nothing. There is a stat in the game files called backendcarpopupforce that causes the back end of the car to pop up at variable rates when you crash into say a truck. Works very similar. Its on most muscle cars, the comet, several others. I turned it up to 11 one day to figure out what it did.
The rumpo has the stat- but there seems to be some other modifier that is way too high- maybe a new handling flag Im not sure. Rockstar have been adding stats in a way we cant see in the .meta files recently.
I was going to make a map where you are guided on several rumpo bounces in a row but got bored
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updated my fun racer map just for you, the old version got played 2 times in a week by GTAG, so hopefully this one will make you more happy
Beach Blender v4.0
>http://rsg.ms/36a26dd
meant to be played with Sports or Bifta for fun (all obstacles/jumps are tested and work with supers, sports classic, compacts and muscle, probably anything except bikes, those might kill you at some places if unprepared)
changes to v4
>redesigned starting area for better looks
>redesigned entire beginning until first big jump, bends and jumps are much smoother now
>added a divider between the two beach routes
>water hazard area completely redesigned to catch jumping drivers, broadened road, added a small ledge jump after pier crossing
>half-pipe (after spiral tube stunt) smoothed out, removed the ledge to stop cars from flipping
>added a boost blender tube
>added boost after blender tube
>added 2 ledge drops instead of ramps in the final bend
>redesigned final bend to be a choice between crashing into balls or a tubewall, still open to change
>changed standard channel to the lowdown 91.1
feedback always appreciated
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>>151394498
>>151394637
>people bully the comfy fags and comfy posting in gtag
>wonder why nobody does free roam shenanigans
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I made a stunt race. Not great as it is my first attempt. Just want some advice how to make a better one.
>http://rsg.ms/d1f46b6
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>>151394694
Cheers senpai.
Here's a stale meme for ya
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>>151394823
slither.io/10
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>>151395162
Make a track shaped like a giant penis and when you drive out the tip fireworks erupt.
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>>151395506
Obviously point to point with the start being where the paths diverge then rejoin at the head for a straight shot to the finish.
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>>151395162
>http://rsg.ms/d1f46b6
gonna play it when back from work, bookmarked, will give feedback in a few hours
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>>151393632
>Coquette
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>>151387231
soon pls
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>>151374076
>>151381041
Turn the fucking difficulty down.
They only get that auto aim and bullet sponge level of health on hard.
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>>151396408
>implying
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>>151395305
I removed the backend and it stops working. Bizarre. I think someone at rockstar made the back wheel have some sot of bouncy property and they foprgot about it not sure. Im gonna filer it away in the rockstar developing tech no one will ever notice bin somewhere between functioning tidal system and accurate church bells.
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>>151397128
wheels have always bounced like that.
If you manage to lose one from your car they bounce all over the road
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Garage r8
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>>151395307
should have added, I increased supported player from 8 to 16
but I have yet to figure out how to get people to play my track with me, nobody ever joins
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>>151397870
call it 99999999999 Money $$$ and RP
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>>151397864
rust/10
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>>151397864
cuba/10
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>>151398082
This, lmao
I'm always so tempted to join that "9999999 RP and 9999999$ RPG vs RPG Team Deathmatch"
I know there's no way they actually glitched the rewards... R-right?
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>>151398538
From what I've heard some of them are just a cage that everyone gets trapped in while the host runs out and grabs a minigun. I think you can put two and two together and figure out the rest.
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>>151399793
The other players beat each other to death for his entertainment?
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>>151399906
That's a possibility, yes. What actually happens is the host summons a giant monster and shoots it for 9999999 RP and 9999999$
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>>151397864
kind of jealous. I miss my rusty surfer and rebel
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>>151393926
No.
>>151397864
I'd be okay with rust textures if they came without these spots, but we can't have nice things.
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>>151394187
>then, you can spend petty cash customizing your character
>race suits cost 100k
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>>151395162
>We could not find a linked account that has played on Playstation 4.
Thanks R*
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The Trophy Truck is too perfect. Why does /gtag/ hate it so much again? Just another autistic episode of contrarianism?
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>>151397128
Wheels are pretty cool
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>>151402001
Can't climb for shit.
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What are people's thoughts on the Windsor Drop? Looking for a decent 4 door with a nice interior.
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>>151401701
>rob a a bank
>buy two motorcycle suits
They are pretty sweet.
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>>151401701
you can always install fivetrborn and not be a giant cuck to gta$
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>>151402001
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>>151403169
>rob a bank
>rob the bank again to be able to afford the motorcycle you used four of to get away from the robbery
>>151403305
Stop shilling your mod that has 0 players
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>>151403462
the most populated server has 22 out of 32 players
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>>151403305
And instead be a cuck to a shitty mod that only autists play.
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>>151403663
>having full access to the game engine and being able to scrupt game modes in LUA is autistic.
have you ever met an actual autist? they certainly wouldnt be able to conprehend LUA.
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>>151402375
>>151403441
???
Rock crawler trucks are different in nearly every way from trophy trucks.
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>>151404186
Stat wise they're nearly identical.
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>>151404068
Even a child could script in LUA.
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>>151404186
>x games supertrucks
>rock crawlers
Two different things lad
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>>151404406
17 yeal okds could certainly code in LUA. people with literal fucking autism might as well go fuck themselves if they want to learn LUA
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>>151403570
That's because 24 players is the max supported, 32 seems to either be a big or a planned feature
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>>151404068
>autists can't comprehend scripting
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>>151404834
32 is what servers have set, however, the fivereborn source allows for 256 players assuming you have bandwidth and performance grade servers. there will certainly be servers with 64 player limits soon enough.
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>>151295527
>never ever
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>>151404652
I dont think you even know what autism is.
People with autism aren't intellectually retarded, they just have a hard time multitasking, using abstract concepts, and forming relationships with other people.
LUA coding is very simple and someone with autism could actually excel very well with it. Computer programming and designing art assets is actually a recommended job for them.
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>>151404369
Try exactly identical. 2 extremely minor stat differences out of 40 stats. They are literally the same vehicle except the raid is clearly better.
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>>151405296
ebin memay upboated xD
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>>151404879
you what? autism makes people half retarded and unmotivated. they arent learning jack shit. i am around a few people i know with autism often and their IQ certainly wouldnt score abve 95.
why do you gove half retatds so much credit anon? autism is a plague and a drain on society.
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>>151405458
>not wanting a glorious GMC syclone
post SC so I can kick you from crew
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>>151405531
-Vanilla_Rice-, go ahead and try
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>>151405702
>rice
like pottery
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>>151405494
Confirmed has no idea what autism actually is.
Also you're a subhuman
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>>151398082
>call it 99999999999 Money $$$ and RP
fuck
maybe I will upload a copy of the track with such a name to lure in some people
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>>151405494
Its common in the US for people who are semi-retarded (not downs etc) or just dont develop properly to be referred to as high functioning autistic around friends and family. It encourages the retarded person to try and excel at something, get a job, or just not get depresses (since they are smart enough to realize they are dumb forever) etc.
Reposting most autistic thing I did in gta to keep it on topic.
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>>151405494
autism is a spectrum now anon
it comes in many kinds
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>>151406203
car autism is best autism
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>>151403135
Anyone? Specifically for missions and heists, driving around with my crew. I know it's shit for races.
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>>151406306
Tornado is just an ugly Peyote :)
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>>151406396
sultan is best 4 door vehicle, kuruma comes close second. buffalo twins for taste, oracles if you're a badgefag like me, vulcar ingot or Zirconium Stratum for max comfy.
Asea/Premier for FWD masterrace.
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>>151405741
>>151406018
>>151406203
having autism qualifies you as mentally handicapped. congragualtions on your slight degree of mental retardation. i know nobody with autism who does anything intelligent with their time. they sure do try hard, but theu never have results, ever. if they do give you results, such as a functioning fivereborn gamemode scripted in LUA they arent autistic. dont downplay mental illness. its serious shit
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>>151406595
>sultan is best 4 door vehicle
not anymore, both versions of the schafter v12 shit all over it
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>>151406595
Don't most of those have shitty interiors?
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>>151406558
ur mom is just ugly.
no peyote needed.
>>151406396
oh, and intruder for stance.
>>151406858
he didn't really seem concerned with stats by the post. Does the schafter v12 get the same mods as the regular one? If so that might be good, I like how you can make it look like an Infiniti.
>>151406975
>playing in first person
>ever
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>>151394187
>Speedo van
I wish people would operate with me. ;~~;
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>>151406847
Autistic people often have pretty good pattern recognition and logical skills, they're just fucking idiots when it comes to anything else.
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>>151407042
>playing in first person
I'll take that as a 'yes'.
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>>151406975
>interiors
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>>151407212
i mean if you're basing it off interior you might as well go play the Crew.
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>>151407135
more than baseline skills are needed. someone with autism couldnt even put together a functioning webpage, let alone a functioning game mode. the ability to do so places into question their autism diagnoses
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>>151407114
I will lad
post sc
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>>151407430
>someone with autism couldnt even put together a functioning webpage, let alone a functioning game mode. the ability to do so places into question their autism diagnoses
Okay, you actually don't know what autistic people are. Yes, there are full on incapable of speaking properly autistics who will just sit around screaming all day but then there's the types who will just talk forever about how much they love coding their brand new video game that nobody else enjoys because it's weird and not interesting to anybody that's not them (see: ulillilia).
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>>151406858
the v12 slides all over the place and has worse acceleration than even the sultan as I recall. The sultan is still the king of stability and speed for four doors. v12 is more fun to drive though.
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>>151407710
I have a really bad headache, so no operating right now.Flibinjiber
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>>151404369
They have the exact same performance because they're based on the same car, the only difference is looks and the webm
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>>151407812
>the 1% of autists who can hold a conversation for 5 minutes means the rest are high-functioning too
thats not how spectrums work
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>>151408095
>Making up statistics
This is how you can tell somebody has no argument left.
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>>151408095
the majority of autistic people are able to function in some format, even if they're not able to take care of themselves
the worst cases are comparable to downs syndrome in both terms of rarity and severity
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>>151406018
>>151406203
>people stop banning and/or shaming the words moron and retard
>morons and retards are still born
>"oh wow what do we call them now?"
>"I dunno, highly functioning?"
>"what a very good Idea! why didn't I think of that? just use words that don't fit them at all, fucking brilliant U-S-A U-S-A" *clapping*
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>>151407838
>slides all over the place
Stop pressing w anytime
Better yet, use a controller and gently touch the shoulder button when cornering
>worse acceleration
Nope, V12 absolutely smokes it in speed and acceleration
>king of stability
Depends on who is driving imo, people who can handle RWD cars will have no problem with the V12
Although the Sultan has way way better Off-road performance due to being AWD
>>
LIBERTY CITY GTAO MAP WHEN
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>>151407812
This guy has autism and does some cool stuff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrAApbsKTxM
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>>151408664
lel
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>>151408249
>>151408280
>>151408673
let me know when literal autists publish those videogames they apparently rant about ;>)
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-Vanilla_Rice- here guys i will be closing the crew because i decided to quit playing and do something with my life next time you log on dont be scared you've been kicked off the crew i just ended it
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>>151409139
Okay see you, old boy
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>>151409139
about damn time
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>>151408664
this could happen with modded servers because you can import assets.
you could also play gta iv dingus.
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>>151409139
made me check / 10
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>>151407305
One of many new definitions of autism in this very thread.
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>>151409330
>modded servers
>gta iv
How about something that isn't dead as fuck?
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>>151409330
but gta iv is shit
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>>151409525
then you arent getting liberty city in gta v with multiplayer nigger
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>>151409642
the average shill gets upset when somebody calls his boyfriends mod shit
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>>151408618
wow you are too bro, bro
>Depends on who is driving
This is the worst meme. Cars are different and have tradeoffs. Stop trying to imagine them away.
>Stability and traction dont matter if you can handle the car!
Sure thing bro. But at one point, the schafter spins out and the sultan just keeps gripping. The AWD is not for offroading by the way. AWD helps you correct the car when it starts to spin out, if someone rams you etc. I dont particularly like the sultan because its a boring car to drive- but Im not going to shit on its stability. It gives up a lot of pure speed for that stability. Same goes for the buffalo gt. The kuruma gets the best acceleration, and the schafter revels in top speed prowess, but the are shitty at cornering.
>Nope, V12 absolutely smokes it in speed and acceleration
Looks like theyre both the same for a few blocks with the schafter having a slight advantage by the second checkpoint.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aY0KgWAgLo
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>>151409929
I didn't say the Sultan is for Off-roading, I just said that it has way better off-road performance in comparison to the V12 because AWD stability > RWD stabilityKuruma is actually the best at Off-roading, beating even the Omnis and Tropos
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>>151409139
See you next Thursday.
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>>151406847
mentally handicapped =/= low iq
learn to reading comprehension, you dullard
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>>151410139
I know. The kuruma is my choice of car for freeroam 4 door. Flys over hills, absolutely heelarious to drive, great acceleration even compared to most 2 door sports cars.
Its top speed is so shit but honestly who gives a flying fuck about highway driving/straights.
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>>151410863
>idiot was the medical term for retardation
No it wasn't. Did you even do a basic google search for your factoid before spouting off like a fucking retard?
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anybody want to play anything all day post sc
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this will be fun
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>>151411148
Did you?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idiot
>In 19th- and early 20th-century medicine and psychology, an "idiot" was a person with a very severe intellectual disability.
Maybe you should be careful next time so you don't make another conversation mistake
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all these happy people.
would be a shame if anything were to happen to them.
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>>151407974
http://www.headaches.org/2008/12/11/the-complete-headache-chart/
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nirah needs to behave NOW
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>>151411889
>Cluster headaches having a treatment/prevention page
What a load of bs
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>>151412245
fuck you dad you're not my mom
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>>151412358
do you not want icecream after dinner? fucking behave
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>>151412423
i can eat icecream whenever i want
can't tell me what to do
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>>151412423
>>151412358
stop it, both of you
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>>151407340
That thumbnail looked like a spooky robot face
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>>151411889
Thanks, anon. I still feel pretty bad physically, though.
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>>151412535
fucking todd GO away i don't want your stupid game
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>stuff like this will never happen again
i miss the old /gtag/
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>>151415009
>not paying for fallout 4
How is he going to eat, you monster
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>>151415672
I miss Nessi
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>>151415672
>PCucks
>old /gtag/
top fef
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>>151415672
fun is gone forever
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>>151416752
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>>151416928
>>151416752
Get this nerd boat out of here
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>>151416928
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>>151378507
This video isn't completely retarded. If you can do the step out into the blue circle, it won't work. If you try it on a garage you own twice and have to choose which to go to, it won't work. Had to sell a big money apartment because it was in the same building and those two were the only ones with the proper garage entrance out my four.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdV8vFSH_Vo
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>>151417219
> can't do it
Yeah, you have to step out of the car into the garage, and it has to be instant go in
>>
Sub Sessionsnever again
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>>151417517
Don't remind me :(
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Remember when gtag used jump jets for heavy lifting?
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>>151417919
I wish this would happen irl
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>>151418485do you know TheToastType changed name to TheThirdType, or are you getting them mixed up with ToastisGood?
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Hey lads, is there a way to skip the prologue/story mode on GTA V on pc? I've played it on PS3 already and I don't feel like playing 6 hours to unlock the map and everything.
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>>151419641
We need to do this with the brisio
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karen daniels is cute
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>>151418724
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>enemy crew decides to fuck with your buy mission
>they get in armored insurgents so it's virtually impossible to defend yourself while driving the merchandise
I fucking hate this community
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Brioso R/A DEMO DERBY TONIGHT
Crew only session starts at 9:00pm PST
Derby itself starts at 9:30pm PST
Location: inside the horse track
Only those with Brioso may drive in event; any and all mods allowed
Spectators may use molotovs on participants
last Brioso moving is the winner
Buy a Brioso and spam 'join crew session' TONIGHT
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>>151422571
how much are brioso's after being fully upgraded?
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>>151422571
>demo derby
>custom vehicles
>all mods
Sounds shit
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>>151422571
Lit who
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>>151422571
kill self
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>>151420235
kaz you're a bully and a homosexual man
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>>151422571
delete ys from earth
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>>151423057
Kaz is like 16
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>>151388430
I love racing, but I hate the average racer. The number of times I've had retards going neck to neck with me for a distance like they are going to race clean then deliberately pit me, usually cause they were smarter than the average 10 year old so they waited for it to do more than spin me is retarded
>ass pits at a ramp
>I make it my mission to fuck him back
>catching up
>only other guy in the race tries to pit me
>he's shit so he spins while I just fishtail a little
>first faggot crashes and I take first
>second faggot catches up again
>once he's in position and obviously about to go for a pit
>slam brakes and pit him
>first faggot rage quits
> call second faggot a faggot after I win
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Best invites
I'll start
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>>151423276
15 and from Poland, actually
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>>151423682
how is this allowed
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>>151423728
Kaz is German though
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>>151423276
kaz is obsessed with bullying ttt, to the point he has stockholm syndrome
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>>151423261
>>151422980
>>151422893
I realize my mistake.
Same time, but it it will be launched as a custom race, so no mods, and no requirement to buy a Brioso. Most likely will be a gta race so once your out, you can throw molotovs at remaining cars from outside the arena.
Still join session at 9:00pm PST as session invite is best invite
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>>151423774
how is this allowed
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Which office is the best to get? I was originally going for the cheapest but then I thought maybe the office location matters
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>>151424665
cheapest one is still the best. Far away from the majority of shitters, lowest to the ground so that fasted to land a helicopter on.
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>>151424816
*so it's faster
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>>151424105
kys man, atleast make your update get attention
BRIOSO R/A DEMO DERBY UPDATE
join crew only session at 9:00pm PST
custom GTA race will be launched at 9:30pm PST
Customs will be off, so anyone can join without spending money
Once you are out, leave your vehicle, molotovs provided around the arena to throw at remaining participants
last Brioso capable of moving and in the arena is the winner
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>>151423441
>playing East Coast
>close race between the 4 of us up front
>4 guys are sitting at the ramp right after the loop
>take out three of us
>take out two of us a second time
>make over third attempt because 5th caught and rammed giving me enough speed to get over
>finish 4th
>check on 7th who needs to finish to start the timer
>still being bullied by the 4 guys at the jump
Also, fuck the fact on Vespucci if you take one turn right you miss the check point. Don't punish me for taking the correct line through the turn.
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>>151424665
Maze West and Arcadius are the best.
Maze West is good for the reasons >>151424816 mentioned, it's in a quiet part of town so it doesn't get a hell of a lot of traffic, though you will still get some shitters around there because all the broke-ass cykas own it.
Arcadius is a nice central location and is close to LSC and other amenities, as well as often being less of a trip when you're returning from a warehouse or job, but you'll have to watch out for downtown shitter traffic as well as spillover from Maze Tower.
Lombank is only good if you want a really nice view, or want the quiet location of Maze West without the poorfag stigma.
Maze Tower is for rich shitters.
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>>151425203
So anyone can join without buying a car?
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>>151423503
I didn't snap a picture, but after an update dropped for a day straight the only invites I got were;
Invite from DOM to [ERROR}
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>>151428164
can you read? you illiterate shit
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>>151387362
>dissing the true beauty of the rumpo
>ugly potato face
Lmao
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https://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:4aFdG2G43RYJ:https://www.reddit.com/r/GrandTheftAutoV/comments/4wzdul/rockstar_just_scammed_me_for_150_they_cant_even/+&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=uk
Shark card fags got cucked by Cock* kek
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>>151430140
Holy shit, how can anybody actually defend shark cards?
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>>151430140
You really forget that people who buy shark cards are absolute idiots.
You also forget people actually buy sharkcards.>There are people in this general right now who have bought a sharkcard
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>>151430140
>Spending that much real money on sharkcards
>Only getting 20 mil in return
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>>151430140
>€150
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>>151431471
>>151431650
>>151431908
>All 2 mins apart
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>>151432242
Someone has to post
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YUKIPO
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>>151431650
>mfw my friend has unironically spent over$300on shark cards
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>>151431908
Buying shark cards at all is one thing. But I could never do it because the amounts are terrible. If I spend $150 on this game I should be a billionaire.
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>>151432375
Fuck off
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>>151432242
This is how the thread works.
It stays dead.
Five people start posting when it's page 9/10.
Well it stays dead unless some shit's going on.
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>>151432769
>>151432769
>>151432769
NEW THREAD
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>>151432901
Nigger make it actually related to GTA next time.
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>>151403135
Windsor Drop is top taste, I'm the only one I've ever seen driving one because most people online are AIDS-riddled performancefags who only buy top performance vehicles in their class.
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