/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

xth for just be up when I'm free ffs

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xth for constant 60fps

3rd for pls kys sonic cucks

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>it's a "nullphaggot and crimeshitter get BTFO" episode

Stripe or die

THIS GAME IS BORING KILL YUSEF

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>>151143220
Post stripes

I'm really cute :3

friendly reminder that worthless neets have all the fun

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>>151143314

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I had a really fucking weird dream last night where Rockstar released an update that rebalanced every class fairly and it was really good but for no conceivable reason they made

>>151143220
>>151143314
ultimo cucks

single bold white man >>>> stripe cux

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Poll results from last thread

>>151143384
I had a really weird dream last night too where I was in a big university area and some sort of cafe where I was eating with some friends and I dropped a piece of carrot in my lap and my friends laughed a lot at me so I tipped my friends plate over in his lap and he got really mad and refused to talk to me after that.

>>151143384
The tractor insanely fast and the best car in the game by a long shot
I accidentally posted before I finished my sentence
Also reminder to report and ignore shitposters

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Friendly reminder that worthless NEETs ruined this general.

tfw no gtag girlfriend

>>151143468
>not wanting a pronghorn maid

post name so I can kick you from crew, faggot

>>151143580
tfw regular gf (male)

>>151143580
tfw gtag bf

>doing random ceo work for some dude
>shitter comes along and insta explodes my car with a shitsurgent gun
>call him out on cheating
>he starts shitposting in nigger speak about how i'm mad senpai
god this game's community is trash

>>151144032

m8 I can barely switch sessions without hearing literal children screeching into their mics or niggers getting angry over the game and threatening to kill each other in real life (even though I have voice chat turned off :^) thanks rockstar)

This is a key part of the target demographic, i don't know what you're expecting out of a grand theft auto game.

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>>151143314

>gtag is full of autistic babies, trannies and underage fags
where the "normal" people at?

>>151144808
not it 4chin

>>151144808
9GAG

>>151144808
Normal people dropped this game 3 years ago.

>>151144808
What's wrong with cute boys who want to look like girls?

does anyone else break down to near tears when they see best buddies within gtag play with each other and you dont have that?? depressing game

>>151145941
no

>>151146085
yah me neither

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>it's a try to help randoms do their vip work by keeping people away from killing them but they still attack you episode

>tfw will never finish Humane Labs because of idiotic teammates

>>151146775
I will help.

>>151146775
ps4?

>>151148065
Release the hippos.

is there a super that drives nice and actually looks good?

>>151149583
Spoilerless Entity and Vacca.

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>>151149653
>Vacca.
>forced carbon fibre parts

>>151149779
nobody cares about your autism

>>151150696
I do
:^)
I love Vacca anyway

wow so no update this week? Thats the first time ina long while. Probably since December.

>>151152043
never mind realized entourage double xp is till the 11th fuck.

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>>151140921
>high power, high weight, and low grip

This is why I will never sell my Adder.

>>151153293
MEI IS NOT FAT

>>151153338
You're right, she's obese

>>151143154
>>151152252
kek

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>>151143201
are they banned?

>>151153440
Post FX looks awful and has a motion blur you can't turn off. Reflections on Very High/Ultra don't look good on vehicles. Shader peaks at high. Same with Water. Shadows barely changs beyond High. Next gen grass is tacked on garbage and it shows whenever you're trying to shoot NPCs in the desert. Tessellation does nothing. While I do max textures out, most of them are pretty blurry anyway.

I regret getting the memecard not because of the throttle, but because there are no good demanding games anymore. It was overkill.

>>151153338
yeah she's fucking land whale

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>>151153440
>>151154259
"obese"
"land whale"

>>151149653
back of the vacca is gross
the splitter at the back that can't be removed is awful

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EVERY DAY I CHECK GTAG'S LATEST TRACKS AND STILL NO UPDATES

MY OWN TRACK GOT PLAYED FUCKING TWICE STOP GRINDING MONEY FINALLY AND GO RACING

>>151153293
>>151153338
>>151153440
>>151154259
>>151154373
fuck off to your own general blizztards

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>>151154373
My dear boy, that's what fanart is for!

>>151154479
I would race if I had money for cars.
But I'd rather have something with planes or helicopters for once. They are good for nothing but killing shit or getting somewhere really quick.

Also, why did Dom text me (or call me, I don't remember) about parachute challenges or someshit, but there aren't any gamemodes with parachuting? Like in SP you have all the parachute icons all over the map.

Anyone here with a gtx1060, how does the game run? Planning to buy that card almost solely for this game

>>151154873
>there aren't any gamemodes with parachuting?
http://gta.wikia.com/wiki/Parachuting

>>151154873
>I would race if I had money for cars.
race with custom disabled

>>151155089
You're going to get pretty much a guaranteed 60fps on maxed out settings, if you're doing 1920x1080.

>>151142987
>QT hasn't put his trip back on yet
Is this what heaven feels like.

>>151156368
I made the thread.
t. Not a britfag

does /gtag/ miss nessi?

I do.

>>151158915
There are some GTAGs I would happily kill in their sleep.

Nessi is not one of them.

>>151158915
Same

>>151158915
He's okay. I hope the Marines are not too hard on him.

>>151144032
why is anger, frustration, etc. not a rational response to anything that happens anymore? do people just assume you'll go from mildly annoyed to smashing your computer within a second?

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post custom tracks made with love please

posted my track yesterday already, got 2 more dislikes but no feedback so far:
http://rsg.ms/419deff

it's a fun race with easy to medium obstacles, designed for a casual, 4 races fun cup, tested with sports, sports classics, compacts and offroad (supers work too but it's more of a rally race than speed racing)

>>151159406
>A sociopath's approval

Are people still playing this game ? I might buy it if the online is still populated

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>tfw no four-door, convertible supercar

feels bad man

>>151162839
I could never see another supercar added ever again and I'd be happy
We've gotten way too many recently

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>tfw you revealed your power levels too much in the group chat and became known as the super autistic one

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>>151162839
Where do I get the older Social Club from?

Blocking ports 6672, 61455-61458 gives pic related and it has probably to do with a Social Club update.

Or are there any better methods to get an empty public lobby?

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>>151162839
>>151163331
Damn, didn't mean to reply to you. I just click the post numbers instead of [Post a Reply] out of a retarded habit and sometimes forget to delete them...

>>151163242
This is exactly why I don't go to any group chats.

>>151163242
Try being less autistic.

>>151163331
i have those ports blocked and everything works fine for me

i mean the only thing the game uses those ports for is matchmaking, it shouldn't affect anything else

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Never Ever

posted the right image this time

>>151164702
Try using a newer version of Social Club

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>>151164726
Never Ever

You've already said too much.

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Soon soon

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Do you repeat paint jobs, /gtag/?

>>151166136
I'm not a Russian shitter so no.

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Whats the closest car that looks like a Saleen S7?

>>151166463
Fucking kill yourself

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How much of the GTA storyline would've never even happened if Michael hadn't pulled one of Martin's houses down?

>>151166591
None of it would have happened.

>>151166276
It was a korean this time. He also had colored chrome Kurumas. Best damn heister I ever met though.

>>151166591
Literally none of GTAV would have happened if the GTAO characters didn't fuck up Los Santos so much.

>>151164726
>not wanting a pronghorn maid

post name so I can kick you from crew, faggot

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>>151168996
>being a furry

post name so I can avoid you, faggot

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>>151142987
>tfw haven't never ever posted in a few days
>come back and it's the hot new meme
Fuck yeah, cars.
Xth for never ever getting interesting cars.

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>tfw never ever

>>151169156
Kazreetsu

get fucked kiddo

>>151169425
Whatever your status amongst worthless NEETs is doesn't change your shit taste kiddo

>>151166136
Yeah, but only because there are like 12 colors out of them all that is actually use as a primary. What I like to do is contrasting across cars that are sisters, i.e. Blue Zion XS, red Zion Cabrio, Blacl buffalo with white wheels, white buffalo s with black wheels, etc.

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>>151169574
>he doesn't know what a 3000GT VR4 is
I mean if you wanna throw names like you're hot shit atleast have the right ones.

>>151166463
Turismo

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>>151169367
already in the game.

>>151169931
You're actually retarded

>>151169931
not the same at all, stop being this dumb

>>151170028
>>151170123
its almost exactly the same. Stop being so autistic and go buy your precious crossover suv.

>>151170239
Kill yourself, it's not even remotely close

>>151170239
>>151170239
No it's not, and you're the one being autistic and playing pretend

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>>151169790
this cars already in the game fyi

>>151170239
>wagon
>crossover
Two different things lad.

>>151170239
They are nothing alike, save for maybe the fact that they're both AWD.
t. Radius owner

Welp, time to turn the filter back on because apparently you fucks can't go two days without trying to force "le epic maymays" that aren't the least bit funny.

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>>151170542
nah, that's an AMG, even tho It's pretty obvious you're baiting at this point.
why do cars make you so angry?

>>151170737
>implying the general is anything other than forced memes until the next update

>>151170809
>why do cars make you so angry?

Im just kind of sick of the never ever meme. Like if that dudes stupid audi is ever added to the game 99% of the player base simply would not give a shit. Im sure the XLS and the LYNX being added made maybe a few hundred people happy, at most.

Car fetishism is the worst. You guys never post interesting cars, just generic sports and muscle cars. Meanwhile everyone ignores stuff like the dune that add something new and interesting to the game.

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>>151169790
Already in the game

>>151171876
>I hate everyone's opinion but my own.

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>>151172067
I wonder why they put the same car in the game twice?

These two are exactly identical

>>151171876
How the fuck is the RS6 Avant generic?
A fucking unassuming stat wagon that can go over 190mph? Is that what you call generic?

>>151170737
What, are you mad that it was someone else's Sonic OC and not yours?

>>151172345
It's an ironic statement on how modern cars are all the same

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Never Ever™.

What is the discord link?

>>151172286
Im arguing popular opinion you dolt. This isnt fucking kindergarten where everyones feelings matter. These cars you keep posting wont sell, they wont generate shark card sales, they are shit offbeat cars that no one desires in general. No one is ping for them but you. And you piss me off when you post these generic cars like NEVER EVER, like anyone gives a shit. You repost this shit daily. DAILY.


>>151172358
unassuming is euphemism for boring. Go buy an xls if you want to be boring that much. We already have fast cars in the game and they are fast cars with style. Style > lolunassuming SO SLEEPER!

>>151172760
This

How do I make my Elegy look unique?

>>151172789
https://discord.gg/nWwNqc9

>>151173262
It's one of the easiest things to do, since it has so many parts and two paint options. Pls kys if you can't make it unique

>>151172789
https://discord.gg/ukJ72Sn

>>151172789
There is no official discord, don't join an phaggot's cancerous >>151173403

>>151173698
>joining the ded one

there's like 3 posts a day

>>151172946
You realize it's not just one person right?

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>>151172412
She's actually canon, not an OC

>>151173860
Both are dead as fuck

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>>151172760
already in the game

>>151174105
OMG so tru~

>see npc driver signaling to change lanes for the first time ever
>they use left signal to switch to right lane

maybe they'll have it figured it out in another three years

>>151174391
NA DRIVING

>>151174391
If you live in LA, that's hyper-realism.

>>151173675
>>151173403

Great, now I have cancer.

When does the newswire normally update?

>>151144808

Try the IGN crew

>>151175787
update isnt till friday, entourage double xp is till the 11th.

>>151175036
Why is Holo there?
He's not an anthro.

>>151175787
Infrequently. Usually when there is an update, a snapmatic challenge / winner, or a rockstar bike race.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seS2lp7WFbU

Who else paints all their motorcycles lime green and purple?

>>151173995
I like sonic as much as the next guy but she's basically comic book OC

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good hatchbacks never

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>>151176258
I paint my bati lime green and white
matte looks good on motocycles

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>>151176357
>>151176647
>>151176907
>>151176084
ban evasion and samefagging in a nutshell

posting bloody comets to fight back with good.

>>151177240
They are posting the options for the poll here
>>151175036

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>>151176258
AM I ITALIAN YET?

>SHITS A PIZZA

It's a me, Mario!

>>151177868

No or you'd have the Stromboli livery

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>>151177868

>>151177132
I'd love to see a good hatchback like a Subaru Impreza or a Mazda 3. One that you can bring to Benny's and give it the sultan RS treatment

>>151143569
praise kek

>>151177179
Anytime I see lime green and white I always think of Gum from jet set radio

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>>151178250
We have a fast hatch already

That Gargoyle is hecka fast. How's the Cliffhanger? The Gargoyle replaced the Revenant as my favorite bike.

>>151178507
That's a shooting brake design tho

>>151179443
The Cliffhanger is fr*cking fast as h*ck too

>go to /gtag/ and ask for radio guide
So, does any of you have the radio guide?

>>151179443
about the same speed with minor differences. They are sister bikes for sure in terms of performance. Minor tradeoffs abound. Both hella fun- pick the one you like the most. Gargoyle seems to accelerate faster and have better traction and the cliffhangers got better turning radius but Im not sure on any of this. Havent really tested yet. Ive had better luck with tricks and hillclimbing with the cliffhanger for sure though, due to its shorter size and ... better geometry at low speeds.

>>151180262
Press E for radio while in car - a wheel will show up, use your mouse to pick the station.

>>151180528
>Press
>E
Wow, you failed so hard right at the very beginning.

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I sure do hate cars. They get me so tilted, I just wanna fucking explode at the thought of someone discussing something I don't like. Never ever! Never ever! You all just get me angry, how dare you have interest and a hobby? Why can't you guys be normal and just discuss REAL IMPORTANT THINGS like breathing. Fuck, stop turning utilities into personalities! Stop!

>>151180528
>Press E

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>>151180262
Are you talking about this?

>>151180759
>>151181030
:^) yea

>>151180906

Shut the fuck up you autistic retard, breathing is fucking stupid. Shit-tier taste just kill yourself already.

>>151181143
>le i was just pretending

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>>151180906
>caring about breathing
Manual blinking master-race

>>151181385
maxing out luncg capacity was worth it. It so much better to swim underwater than on the surface, pretty much always. People who maxed out stealth instead can suck it.

Nobody maxes out both btw, don't be stupid.

>>151180523
Does the cliffhanger do that stupid upside-down thing the gar***le does?

>>151181093
Thank you, anon.

>>151181850
There's just no good way to grind it though. All others are pretty easy aside from some of the ones that you level naturally.

>>151182181
How do you grind strength?

>>151182281
Gerald

>>151182281
Punch people during pier pressure.

>>151181850

Swimming underwater is faster than swimming on the surface.

I've been playing GTA:O since release, with some breaks in between, and Strength is still the only stat I haven't maxed out. I'm like 2-3 bars away. Everything else has been topped out for a LONG time.

>>151181874
yes, but not nearly as badly, very easy to flip if it lands that way. Fair warning, the cliffhanger costs as much as a supercar to upgrade, its about 400-500k

>>151148065
If you really need help, I have a couple of crews that can help on PS4.

Add HDBullets and remind me in the message :)

>>151162558
I wouldn't recommend getting it now unless you get a modded account or something. It's not a fun time to be a broke noob.

>>151163235
I'll always want more, but I want them to be weird ones. Spykers or the Chiron or something. But def. more garage space first.

>>151166463
The new McLaren F1 car. I forget what it's called... came with the stunt DLC. Make it yellow and pretend. The headlights are from the S7, and the long GT racing body looks like it a bit.

>>151182812

What? Now's the best time to be a broke noob. Don't you like spending every freeroam session in passive mode the whole time because as a low level you won't even be able to spend 30 seconds in a gun store without some rank 600 393599392920029.03 K/D faggot shooting you in the back while you have the menu open before sniping you every time you respawn?

>>151172067
>>151172345

Are you fucking kidding? The Korean Tiburon, FWD and the Italian Maserati RWD are the same car? Man I'm sorry my /o/ is showing but come on.

>>151173262
"How can I be original guys? Can you give me your ideas?"

>>151174105
I kekked pretty hard

>>151178507
>>151179602
I remember being so mad when I bought it and found out it was a shooting brake. But now it's my go-to grocery getter.

>>151183096
N-no

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>still stuttering after playing for 20 minutes
>look for fix
>nothing works and it has been like that for over a year

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>>151173262
i like to keep it simple with a single color and the non carbon spoiler
only pic i found of it

>>151184023
>2nd
>1st can't be seen in either the track or the map
lmao learn to drive and kys

>tooling around in my rumpo custom since its still one of the most fun vehicles added in quite some time
>the back tire cases the whole car to bounce several meter when you back into it

I know Im late to the party on this glitch, but this van just keeps getting better and better.

>>151182563
Thank god. I am sick and tired of the gargoyle fucking magnetizing itself every time I fall off. It's a shame because it's an awesome bike, but having to walk into it like a retard for 30 seconds trying to tip it on its side so it can actually be picked up is just too much.

>>151184548
>abromich entered first
>guy at street level

>>151184926
oh my god shut up you insufferable cunt

wish there was a voice chat only crew so i can hear all the autistic people last night i heard a tranny and a guy talking and these koreans were making fun of the tranny it was hilarious

>>151183965
i had that problem for most of last year

i tried every single possible fix i could find or think of myself (increasing process priority, messing with my virtual memory settings, installing cacheboost, turning off every option in my bios that even smelled of throttling, more shit i forget about) and what finally fixed it was updating my graphics card drivers

no foolin'

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>>151184548
Is this not the car? I mean, I don't play races, but this looks like a car.

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Poll results

>>151186094
>3,1MB of red line
Nice.

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>>151173262
get one without a spoiler.

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>>151186850
Better? My computer chooses .png as default.

>>151187057
Yes.

>>151186286
>Holo BTFO

I can almost taste the weeb tears

Hey, /gtag/, I remember I found a pic here of GTA players who drive a certain class of cars and the players' descriptions. It was like a chart of some sort. I need to save it. Can you help me out here?

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>>151187434
Gotcha

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>>151187616


Chicago dog is best

>>151187616
Is this a menu at a restaurant?
If not I might have just found my niche.

>>151188248
>He doesn't have a hot dog restaurant in his town.

Hey pcucks, is PC is so good, how come there has never been a PC 2?

>>151188171
2messy. Italian dog is the shit.

>>151188562
We on PC 10 now

>>151188562

>PCucks still running on 30 year old hardware
>They say it's the most powerful platform but it can't even run games from 10 years ago

I'm piloting a kek mech

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hosting prison break need 2 more

>>151187616
As usual, japan substitutes substance with "omg so kawaii desu (^_^)"

>>151189012
blater please

Obviously Seattle dog is a best

>>151185491
>and what finally fixed it was updating my graphics card drivers

Haha damn, but yeah I checked if my drivers were updated and they're all updated, everything is fine.

JUST fuck my 60fps experience up

>>151181874
>gar***le
I lol'd

Top Czech best dog

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>>151182416
>>151182340
Thanks, anons.

>>151187616

>All this ketchup and mustard doodoo

Two garbage condiments.

>>151189484
While I agree catsup a shit, don't call mustard garbage

>>151189127
maybe try messing with different driver versions then

>>151189484
>not liking mustard
Are you a sweet tongue pansy?

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>>151189095
>brat and cream cheese

>>151189651
Who wants to do Humane Raid with me? Setup and Finale.

We're doing this now, I got 3 hours. Add me ColonelOx.

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>>151189012
>mfw I love prison break but am going to be busy all day

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I'm rank 53
Why have I never received a text message from Lamar/Gerald/Martin/Ron/Other fucks telling me I can do missions for them?
Only text message I remember is from Lamar because the notification was literally:
>>HOLD UP
>Lamar
And that is apparently the intro mission, which I have obviously completed already...
If I call any of the characters I get told that I don't have any missions available even tho I already unlocked a ton of them (Rank 53).

Where did I go wrong /gtag/?

Also bumping my previous question: >>151163331

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>>151189843
Fuck Off, this is a hotdog general

>>151189012
still waiting?

>>151189843
Give me a sec and I'll be on.

What car says "I'm not a little bitch nor a hipster, but I have style and better taste than you"?

>>151181850
>>Nobody maxes out both btw, don't be stupid.
>not maxing everything
>not becoming a dolphin and being invisible during vs games

>>151191178
>>151143314

>>151191178
None

>>151191178
AE86, Miata

>>>/o/

>>151191178
most muscle cars

>>151191178
Primo.

GTAverse Twingo when?

>>151191178
Unarmored Karuma

>>151191652
When you kill yourself.

>>151189586
>>151189630

Mustard sucks dick, you faggots may as well go down under the local overpass and ask all the mentally ill unwashed human rats to stand in a circle and nut on your dog.

>>151191178

Faction Custom Donk

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>>151191771

Are the Lamar Lowrider missions worth doing if I have a group that just feels like taking a short break from doing PacStans?

>>151189843
Still got a spot?

>>151193184
>lamar missions
>short break
buddy, you're in for a bad time if you decide to do them.

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>>151191178
Any van.

>>151193846
hi flib

>>151193491
Do they even give any rewards besides money/rp? I haven't done a single one and don't really want to, but if they actually give rewards I might have to.

>>151191427
But AE86 is exclusively a hipster car, it is only relevant because of a TV show

>>151191771
Is this why your single mother named you mustard?

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>"Play GTA Online" launcher option
>3 minutes to load

>"Play Grand Theft Auto V" option
>Go to menu, "online", join a session
>2 minutes total to load, including the part where I was in singleplayer

>>151193915
Hi. Today is not a good day.
>>151194340
It has been known for quite some time that the option to load in to online is broken, and sometimes does not load at all. It is always better to load in to singleplayer, and choose what type of online session you want to join from there.

Sorry to bother you guys with this, but this has been driving me insane. Up until an hour ago I could play without any sort of stutter, but then I started getting stutter like crazy and I don't know why. How could I fix this?

STOP PLAYING ALL DAY EVERY DAY WHEN I CANT THEN NOT PLAYING WHEN I CAN, YOU FUCKING CUNTS

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>>151195935
>he's not a neet

>>151195935
What did he mean by this?

just got this for pc two days ago, used to play alot on 360. SC name is mightymike2035 thx in advance.

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>>151186286
So does this mean Bell is the queen of gtag? or do we not get a queen?

>>151196895
It means you should fuck off

>>151196895
Stop avatarfagging

>>151196536
It means that lots of GTAG are online when he can't play, and few are on when he can.

I know your pain all too well, friendo.

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>>151196895
Here because you're too stupid to understand poll results.

>>151196679
What crew do you want to join?

>>151198165
He said PC.

>>151191178
Lancia Stratos

>>151198165
>>151198395
Thanks guys. Sorry maybe i should have been a bit more clear. See ya on later!

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>>151194757
Well shit, guess it was Self Radio

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>start up GTA online
>walk out of my apartment
>not even 5 second after having been out of my apartment, get killed by insurgent shitter
>set bounty
>call mechanic to deliver kuruma because i'm clearly going to need it just to survive
>before I can call mechanic, insurgent shitter comes around again and kills me another time
>ask him in the chat why he's killing me, maybe I did something to make him angry at me?
>his only response is "Why are you dying?"
>manage to call mechanic + get kuruma
>car gets delivered, but insurgent shitter insists on killing me before I can get in
>i die a third time before I can get in the car
>finally get in the car
>get car reparied at LS Mechanic
>check the map, he's still near me
>follow the shitter to see if that was just something isolated, or he's actually angry at me for some reason and wants to continue killing me
>he starts teleporting around the map
>start hearing explosions around me
>shit, he's trying to hit my car with stickies
>avoid the shitter as much as possbile
>fuck, he's still following me
>continues to teleport to catch up to me
>starts to accuse me of hacking, stating that he's hit my car with 3 C4's and that I have a "godmode kuruma"
>I suggest that maybe it's his internet connection that's the problem, it would explain the teleportation too
>"340mbps and i monitor my connection to servers around the country"
>he continues to accuse me of hacking
>I state that I have the video of this entire event
>he says he's been recording too
>I offer to compare our video files, maybe it will sort out any misunderstandings
>he refuses
I can't make this shit up.

>>151199771
nice blog

>>151199996
thanks

>>151199771
>can't make this shit up

NO PATRICIA NO I'M BLOGGING

>ride rollercoaster for daily
>guy is waiting at the exit presumably to kill me
>as i get off, i jump and ragdoll down half the stairs
>knock him down the remaining 5 or so steps
>get up first, drop prox mine at his feet
>jump in the ocean

after all these years i can still get an erection from playing this game. that some hollywood shit chyea/.

>>151199771
>things that never happened

>>151199771
>Using the kuruma
>Ever
You deserve it.

>>151201304
I use it because if I didn't, the shitter would keep killing me.

>>151201443
Then you kill them.
You don't puss out and use the fucking kuruma.

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Why doesn't GTA have flamethrowers anymore? Balance-wise, I can't imagine they'd be any worse than machine guns, and there's so much visceral fun potential.

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>Friendlies can still set off proximity mines even with FF off

>>151201858
Good looking flames tank framerates. Best you'd get is a few molotovs combined, and that looks like shit for a flamethrower.

>>151201883
Why wouldn't they? Prox mines don't give a fuck who threw them.

Is RDE still broken? I patched it with that gameconfig.xml already but my game randomly crashes if I drive around some. Don't have any other mods installed.

>>151201883
>friendlies can rocketlauncher your vehicle and destroy it
I just hired a rank 17 random and they did this. Killed them a few times and left; barely anyone I know is on anyway.

>>151201443
the insurgent doesn't have bullet-proof windows

pls aim

>>151202057
I suppose so, but flares, Molotovs, and jet engines just don't satisfy my pyrophilia. Fucking computers.

>>151201858
there's still time before 6 for r* to *possibly* add them. i imagine it'd make shop griefing a lot easier tho

>>151199771

>Retarded enough to believe Insurgent shitters have a reason for what they do beyond being children

Nice made up story

>>151202109

Because it's a video game, retard, and it wouldn't be the first one to feature proxy mines that only go off for enemies.

>have bounty
>fly to yacht
>go inside so i can have an irl dump in peace
>come back
>4 people fighting on my yacht
>turn defenses on, take the helicopter

lmaooooo cy@

>>151202228

Yeah that's retarded too, I thought friendly fire deactivated vehicle damage. At least it used to in missions.

>The other day be rolling in an org with 2 other /gtag/ers
>Doing VIP search, some rando asks if I can hire him when I'm done
>Timer expires, send him an invite
>The three of us get in a Buzzard and fly over to pick him up
>He shoots a rocket at the Buzzard and destroys it, then quits the org
>We get out of the chopper wreckage and kill him
>He's completely alone, gets repeatedly lit up 3v1
>Eventually gets tired of dying and goes passive

I don't understand this retard's motivation, he didn't have anyone waiting to back him up. He just starts a 3v1 fight out of the blue with some underhanded shit and didn't even get the 3 free kills he was apparently hoping for.

>be me
>irl bounty hunter
>bounty placed on me ingame
>buy 2nd copy of game and make a new R* account
>kill myself
>cry

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Hey guys I need free money, am noob.

What is best way to make cash moneys?

I want to fly a Hydra.

>>151204881
Kill yourself

>Always make fun of people for thinking drifting is faster
>running trial on route 68
>accidentally drift flawlessly through an S-bend
>2 seconds shaved off personal best

fugg.

>>151205271
No, that doesn't work.

>>151205505
You haven't even tried

Anybody want to do the trash compactor drug mission heist thing with me?

People never want to join my fucking lobby matchmaking sucks but i wanna do all the heists for the challengemobile thing.

>>151205690
im in whats your sc?

>help some neet /gtag/ get his life on track
>he no longer has any time to chat or play with me
i have made a huge mistake

>Join a session
>It's one /gtag/er and 2 randos in an org
>His associates votekick me

I've played with this dude a bunch so I know it wasn't him, can these rando faggots not read crew tags

>>151206319
literally who

>>151205959

Holy Crap somebody responded to me!

Riker1701G I'm on PC AKA Steam or w/e.

>>151207837
subscribed

>>151207837
can't find you

>>151208052
Really?!

I haven't gotten a thing

>>151208239
What is your steam?

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UU
UU

>>151208539
CUTE
U
T
E

>>151208239
try a lowercase g

"Riker1701g"

do you faggots ever talk about any game besides shitty ass GTA V?

>>151209816
Do you ever do anything besides shitpost and be a massive disappointment to your parents?

Just kidding, I already know you don't.

>>151209908

i'm trying to fix my life but bitterness and loneliness makes me want to fight and lash out at everyone rather than progress forward

wtf nobody wants to play with me now.

>>151210236
ded game move on

>>151210236
You can usually rustle up a good team for a PICNIC but if you want to do trash trucks, the verifiably worst mission in the game, good fucking luck.

>>151210620
I know it was very easy matchmaking for the fucking lost bike mission.

Everyone that I do find to play trash truck shit sucks ass and are children.

>>151210804
A lot of people read "Series-A bikers" as "Pacific Standard-Bikes" in the half second the look before mashing join.

Bikes comes right before the finale 90% of the time so hopping join priority is important enough to jump before you look.

>>151211079
What's up with Pacific Standard? There is a glitch?

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TIME FOR GTA:O!

>>151211594
Fuck off

>>151210236
>>151210804
what are you playing on, friend?

>>151211452
A few things really.
It pays about twice as much as any other heist, the reason being that you are SUPPOSED to lose half your take to conditional damage that is pretty much unavoidable.
HOWEVER, if you buy a specific apartment and place a kuruma inside it, then memorize the correct route you can finish the mission losing little or no money and therefore splitting a 1.25 million dollar take 4 ways in about an hour and a half of work with a good crew.

The set-up missions have a myriad of time-saves and good strategies, most of which are unintended, so the amount of time from hosting to completion can be basically brought to a third of the intended time, and knowing the very specific pro strats like the bike warp and how to hide with the money bag, it becomes a piece of cake.

The problem is finding people who know all the tricks and procedures. GTAG is pretty good for that most days.

>>151211919
PC

>>151208846
ty <3

>>151211981
An hour and a half? You must be playing with some grade A shitters.

>>151212785
Please guys just fucking do this one heist with me

>>151213156
i will
whats your sc?

>>151213225
>>151213225
I changed it. It should come up as Riker1701G now.

SC just took time to change it that's all.

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>>151211919
XBONE

I gotta do Criminal Mastermind soon too.

Just found out about that. I need the $$$

>>151213732
not finding anything

Need some other anons with menus to do criminal mastermind, since menus can't spawn in stuff. Want to get the money with God mode.

SC: Crimefighter

>>151214169
>Crimefighter

>>151212785
Vans can be done in five minutes, two navi's on bati 801's can get the vans comically quick, one driver waits in the tunnel by Diedersachs and shoots the driver when he arrives, taking the heat from the cops, the other takes the van to Lester's. Less than ten minutes.
In signal you can just completely skip the costly jetski's and drive there in an super or a nicked police helicopter. drive the heli or super to the memorized drop off point get out and take cover behind the barn. 15 minutes.
For Hack three kuruma's drive to a memorized location and kill everyone, the limiting factor is the speed of the burrito. ten minutes
For convoy you just don't stop driving and use the enemy turret insurgent to blow up helicopters, trip skip and it's ten minutes tops.
Bikes is played 100% as intended but routing prevents death. ten minutes.
Finale takes about half an hour, you can shave about five minutes off the getaway by just driving directly to the boat, but you'll lose a lot of cash to police fire.

Best apartment to host from is Eclipse penthouse, there is one slightly faster stilt house but the vast majority of them suck and have have issues spawning vehicles.

>>151208539
>bright red lipstick and brown hair

ya blew it

>>151214057
Try godwinwc

>>151214169
You are not me.

I had CM done way before I joined gtag.

Fuck Steam.

I should have just got an X-Box one.

Ya'll need to post yer SC shit so I cann play with you.

Why don't you guys always have a lobby going or some shit.