/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

1st for MOOOOO.

1st for MOOOOO.

>it's a shitpost edition

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HYPED

>>151433365
Why is it at such a shitty time anyway?

I actually liked GTA IV.

Perfect GTA game would be a mix of IV's story and V's gameplay.

>>151434351
okay

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Bring em back, Rockstar.

>>151434351
GTA IV was a great game at least but it gets more and more dated every day.

>ugly muddy graphics
>most of the cast is uninteresting, unlikable, or both
>removes a ton of small things that made San Andreas so great

At least the DLC is years ahead of GTAV. Ballad of Gay Tony is one of the best DLCs of all time.

>>151435173
>boring shitboxes nobody who isn't autistic cares about

>>151435173
Only the second one is worthwhile, the rest are boring and would be just more GTAO filler

>>151435251
You're autistic by default for still playing GTAV in 2016 so where's my Hakumai. Rockstar?

>>151435173
next update they will all be added, lowest price starting at 750k

>>151435512
You're autistic as fuck for even thinking about GTA IV in any year.

>>151435173
No, fuck off, they're done bringing ugly shitty models from IV.

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what a boring thread

>>151436926
What a shitty post

Brioso Poster here
http://www.strawpoll.me/10972169
Since some people were complaining 9:30

>>151437034
yeah we should probably delete this thread to get rid of ALL the shitty posts

So apparently I can only have one mod menu for either GTAIV or GTAV on my PS3 since it only lets me load one backup at a time
>Can't just switch back & forth because loading a backup resets everything on the PS3 and I have to download all my digital games each time
>GTAIV menu is pretty barebones but you can still play missions with changed models
>GTAV menu has more options but when you change models mission triggers don't work so it's basically only good for freeroam

not sure which to stick with.

>>151437235
Might as well just abolish gtag

>Anni trying to get the crew to do something other than jerk each other off in freeroam
Its time to stop being so nice Anni the crew is beyond saving

>>151437642
What's anni doing, she should tell me so we can schedule events without conflict

>GTAIV or GTAV on my PS3
>Can't just switch back & forth because loading a backup resets everything on the PS3
What the flying fuck are you doing?

>>151424816

Maze West is the WORST because every poorfag owns it so it gets the most traffic, roof is lowest to the ground so it's easiest for shitters to wait around in the streets and shoot your helo down with their homolaunchers.

>>151437818
I mean I can play either game but only one of them can have an active mod menu, If I keep the GTAIV menu I can still play GTAV but it will be normal GTAV and vice versa.

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BRIOSO R/A DEMO DERBY UPDATE

join crew only session at 9:00pm PST

custom GTA race will be launched at 9:30pm PST

Customs will be off, so anyone can join without spending money

Once you are out, leave your vehicle, molotovs provided around the arena to throw at remaining participants

last Brioso capable of moving and in the arena is the winner

REMEMBER TO VOTE IN STRAWPOLL IF YOU DONT LIKE THE TIME

>>151437091
fuck, all of those are too early in the day for europefags like me to play

>>151438309
Again, what the fuck are you doing? The menus I've used were simply packed into the game files. Switching games should not reset that.

>>151438489
Maybe you could organize a demo derby for euros tomorrow?

>>151438489
go play with the australians, chinese and/or russians

>>151438619
I'm using OFW, it's just loading edited game data but I still have to use a retail disc of the games.

>>151439114
Oh. Sucks to be you. Why are you calling them backups anyway?

>>151439114
It's part of the process of adding them to the console, have to do a game data format & load the edited game data as a backup via usb. It's a pain in the ass but until I can install custom firmware in a super slim I'll have to deal.

>>151437091
>All the times are shit

btodaa requesting invite to the PS4 crew

Oh hey, Rockstar fixed the white backdrop emblem glitch.

>>151437091
You should make it 9:30 EST

>>151435173
I only want the Perennial and the Uranus from that list.
AND THE FUCKING PRESIDENTE ROCKSTAR PLS

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post yfw you come back from xbox 360, poor and can't afford ANYTHING

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>>151442369
>still have too many haxerbux from last year
>mfw all the new over priced shit is so boring

>>151441810

Fucking finally.

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>>151442567
>mfw the new super cars
fucking called it, its all hotwheel shit now

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Post racing outfits

>>151442567

share the haxerbux

>Tfw everyone is busy killing shitters and randoms
>Anxiety is too terrible for long periods of PvP
>All I want to do is have fun
; w ;

>>151443857
hello me

>>151443721
>racing

>>151443857

So go have fun.

>>151443857
join the derby tonight
>>151438432

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>>151443721

>>151444036
Since the newest update, you can set an outfit to appear during races

>>151444043
But playing by myself sucks after 600 hours.

>>151443857

I only bullyshit with other /gtag/s because I don't use shitter tactics so PVP is garbage unless you have numbers or the other guy is a sub-100 rank since the other guy always just spams rockets/minigun/heavy sniper/sticky bombs

Fighting high rank players in this game is the most boring shit imaginable, they go straight for their heaviest weapons every time and act like they're owning you hard when you just get bored of fighting the same fight you've fought 1000 times and leave.

>>151444182
That's a fucking retarded racing outfit. Short shorts and a crop top arnt race related.

>>151444359
Go play with your friends then

>>151444359

>Can't have fun by themselves for eternity

Child with siblings spotted. Only child like me had to make my own fun my entire life. I can dick around forever in GTA and if another /gtag/ wants to come along for the ride they are welcome. :^3

I went on a road trip in a Regina with a couple homies just the other day.

>>151443349
>>151444448
A gremlin poster.

>>151445059

>Ace Combat thread
>Literally nothing to do with anything here

You're as bad as them.

>>151433365
>>151433472
What

>>151444441
Scrub tactics!
I have literally the same issue with this game than what I had with APB, it's just a bullshit of babbies using explosives or cheesing vehicles and nobody actually has gunfights I can feel like winning after overcoming anxiety.
At least this is better.
>>151444538
But I have no friends. ; - ;

>>151445059
Don't bring attention to that retard, you moist flatulence.

>>151445207
>But I have no friends. ; - ;
lmao have you considered suicide?

>>151444837
But I never had any sort of interaction with my sister, anon.
And I always did fine without friends, it's just videogames designed for having fun with other people that get dull after a while without them, I guess.
I STILL am doing it, but it feels like the simplest things could be a lot of fun with people, you know?

WHEN WE PRETEND THAT WE'RE DEEEAAAAAADD

>>151445207
wats ur sc bro im in the same boat

>>151445207

I have pretty bad anxiety myself, that's why I don't fight those shitters.

If /gtag/ is bullying bullies try hopping in, it's not so bad when there are other pals there to draw fire away from you so you're not the only one being targeted all the time.

>>151445207
sc mang i'll be your friend

>>151445627
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME

>/gtag/ can't fight alone
Who would've thought

>>151445865
WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE

I still remember the San Andreas commercial that played this song.

>>151446076

Single player is right over there.

>>151446076
im not dante the demonkiller homo i fight for my friends :0

>>151445296
Yes I have, I'd recommend, my family. :^)
>>151445782
I win fights usually, not hard but I have a 2 K/D. The issue is just fighting other players by itself really, and with other people?
It feels like any mistake I make, or if my KD goes too low against the shitters they will think of me as an undesirable shitter or a liability.
>>151445669
>>151445835
RRashu

>>151446076
>pls ignore the entire crew system because i don't have any friends to back me up

>>151446514
will add soon :^)

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gamer fuel

>>151446076
>shitter attacks group of gtag hanging out somewhere
>the gtag that were attacked fight back
>shitter whines how it's unfair that it's 4vs1

This is you isn't it

>>151448307
is that moldy bread

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So, who here is gonna buy shark cards :)

>>151448350

I still want to know what these retards think is going to happen.

>I'm going to start shit with multiple people, I bet they'll all just let me get free kills or attack me honorably one at a time just like in my chinese films.

>>151448613
Why? I got all the money I would ever need from that ps4 glitch a couple days ago.

>>151448846
It happens multiple times a day, I really don't get it.

>>151448307
peach ice cream in a frozen peach shell

>>151448868
>PS4 glitch

Which one? Car Duping, PacStan, or a new one?

>>151448868
character swap glitch?

>>151449407
see
>>151449486

Does anyone have Del Perro Heights #4 apartment? It says it has an "updated interior" and it's right across from the office so I'm thinking about switching to it

>>151449407

There was a glitch where you got around $800k every other character switch if one character had a maxed out office (Gun safe+safe+accomodations) and the other one didn't.

That's literally it. Just had to spam swap character and make millions.

Naturally Rockstar shit themselves and patched it within 24 hours, meanwhile BAWSAQ has been frozen for over a year and random peds in the ghetto have been wearing motocross helmets for no reason for months (That I've noticed).

>>151450167
Damn. I wish I would've hopped on that bandwagon before they fixed it. Has the BAWSAQ and whatever other one ever been in online?

>>151450167
>random peds in the ghetto have been wearing motocross helmets for no reason
That's just one of the Ballas, it's not a glitch

>>151450475

They said it would be in the first GTA:O trailer before release but lmao no it hasn't because then people might make money quickly.

Single player only, but still the best way to make money in single player so it's annoying.

>>151450517
>Not a glitch
>People standing around on the sidewalk smoking wearing motox helmets for no reason isn't a glitch
>It wasn't like that before

k

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first for butthurt shitpoos

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>>151450702
It literally is not a glitch. They've been like that since release.

>>151450475

Oh and yeah the motox helmet thing is online too, that's just how the peds spawn in now. I pulled a Families member out of a car and he was wearing a motox helmet. It's fucking retarded, they probably moved a value around for some thug hat and it's a bike helmet now instead.

>>151450903
>hydrafag
>censoring your name
Kill yourself

>>151450925

>Game's been glitched since release

Get your shit together Kekstar

sup cucks

>Change crew emblem
>An hour later, 15+ missions & going back to SP to reload GTAO later and the emblem still hasn't updated

I don't remember it taking this long.

>>151451958
It always takes forever to change.

>>151448613
I once did and they cucked me with no giving me my dosh for like 4 days after they said they would.
WHY ROCKSTAR
I WAS ALREADY PRETTY SURE IT WAS A TERRIBLE IDEA

>>151451958
Make sure you actually set the new emblem. I created a new one, uploaded, waited an hour before figuring out that 'uploaded' doesn't mean 'set'

>>151432769
Crew request: xcfres

>>151452653
(PC)

>>151452653
>>151452924
Gotcha
Why did you message me asking to come in 5 hours before these posts??

Ay, anyone know how to dupe cars? Does it still work? Maybe a video that can be confirmed as legit?

I'm pretty dirt broke atm and need some dosh.

Anyone want to trade race wins? I'm on Wii.

>>151454349
Sure.
You wanna grind out Rainbow Road or Wario's Gold Mine?

>>151454349
>rhinoceros.wav

Is there any point in getting turbo for a vehicle if the acceleration stat bar is already maxed?

>>151455027
Is there any point asking a question that's been answered a million times before and could be easily googled?

>>151455027
Yes the stats go beyond the bars shown in-game

>>151455027
It still affects acceleration if bar is maxed, some cars just shouldn't have a turbo though

>>151455139
thanks

>>151455027
I think the actual performance increase goes beyond what the graph shows. A lot of my cars feels quicker at least, even when the acceleration bar is maxed before applying the turbo upgrade.

>>151455103
Fuck off

>>151453050
I did this yesterday and the day before yesterday. It works, but it's easy to fuck up the car appearing or the servers are very finicky. If you have trouble with the pull away method from the video, then try accepting the mission while hitting a wall. The wall is just so the car doesn't get to far away, and don't be in a hurry, it can sometimes take 10 seconds before you see the dupe spawn and it won't always be right there where you performed the dupe. I almost want to give advise on making the car a bright color so you don't have to guess if that silver car down the road is a silver dupe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EjtWljBL6k

>"Cup me~<3"
what did he mean by this?

>>151455576
Do you know why sometimes the glitched car disapears?

>>151455576
Nice. Whats the preferred car to do this with?

>>151456756
Oh gee... that's a good question. I have a theory that maybe BECAUSE IT WAS FUCKING GLITCHED YOU RETARD.

How the fuck are you suppose to get people to play the things you make?

>>151457853
shill

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I dedicate this meme machine to /gtag/.

>>151457853
In the middle of a dead session just ask if anyone wants to do a gamemode or some shit and send invites out to the current session because the invite crew button either doesn't work, or they don't see a crew tag when they receive it.

>>151457898
So send it to let's players and hope they use it?

Are drum mags worth it? Do they increase the reload by a lot

>>151458284
Less time spent reloading>More time firing

Except for the ballsack they put on the tec-9

>3 lap race
>3 minute laps
>14 players
>destroy last place every 30 seconds
For what purpose?

>>151458249
it's worth a shot

>>151450702
>People standing around on the sidewalk smoking wearing motox helmets for no reason isn't a glitch
I do that and tell people my bike's in the shop when they want to see it. Are you saying I'm a glitch?

>>151458645
Gotta go fast

>>151456756
No idea, if you try a couple and they keep disappearing, try a new server, or if you can, new garage

/gtag/ until the day we die eh lads?

>>151459479
/gtag/ until a better crew comes along

>>151459603
post ur sc so i can kick you

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>>151457915
>Spend an hour or two making an emblem
>Looks like shit in-game

Revoking the ability to use PNG images for crew emblems was a mistake.

>>151459883
callmeqt314

>>151459883
-Vanilla_Rice- Take your best shot I am pretty much perfect

>>151459603
Are you going to try an insurrection like the last guy who made a crew and didn't use their actual SC?

Hey guys I couldn't manage to find an answer for this so maybe one of you know. I recently bought GTA v PC physical and activating it gave me the pre-order money bonus. Now I already had a social account linked to my ps4 with a character on that. Would the money be linked to that character or would I be able to make a new one and have the cash?

Also do you have any level restrictions or location restrictions on who joins the crew? I'm not american so I wanted to make sure before trying.

>>151459986
Emblem quality goes down ingame no matter what.

Crew request: btodaa (PS4)

>>151459986
sc?

>>151457898
I'd shill here, but I feel like that is shitting up the thread.

>>151460336
I feel like there's examples of older games being able to import images without quality degradation on consoles no less but I can't think of them right now.

>>151460101
There are no rank or timezone restrictions for PC GTAG. Just apply through socialclub and post your name here.

>>151460621
Nauxia

>>151460101
>location restrictions on who joins the crew?
No Russians, Asians(Chinese, Korean and so on), Australians, Brazilians or any other third world country.

>>151460535
this is not proper request format there is no space between the console and the name

>>151461579
>No Australians
Fuck you

>>151461652
Must have strained your countries internet considerably sending that.

>>151461579
>No Aussies
What, can't handle the bantz?

>>151461885
Just like I strain your mom's ass sending my dick into it.

>>151462110
The only place your dick is going is too China when they buy out your dumb hole of a country.

>>151462325
holy shit btfo

Why is it 2016 and people are still being dildos starting missions from their garages?

>>151463189
Because idiots are going to be idiots despite it being CURRENT YEAR. Your post is evidence of this.

>>151463293
It's the current year though, and GTAV came out not current year so you'd think people would learn things like the online options in the pause menu.

>>151460803
That's good to hear. Once i figure out this account nonsense I'll apply. Thankfully my p2p ping is usually around 80 for people in na east so hopefully I don't mess shit up.

>>151463623
They're not people, they're idiots. They never learn.

>>151463189
>not starting the los santos connection from paleto cove island

Why is Elegy free?
Is it gud?
Making a second garage that I will fill with cheap, nice cars now that I have one worth like 20mil.

>>151464243
It's the best super and it's free to encourage joining the socialclub.

>>151455576
Am I doing this right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTJol0vjRJ4

>>151464243
to get people to sign up to their social network shit and yeah, it's pretty good

only downside is that literally every kid has one

>>151464525
no, from what I've observed, you want to stay fairly close. Like I usually only pull forward enough that I'm not in the same space the car was in. Then after waiting about 5 seconds, I look back. The car is either where I was previously or it's parked nearby.

If it continues to not work, just accept the mission a few seconds before driving into something, the results are a little easier that way but not as fast to repeat

>>151465028
Also, if it doesn't work after about 3 attempts, try a new session. Some servers just wont give you a car

>>151465180
you also don't need to do the garage trick with every spawn attempt. On another note, be careful of whipping the camera around to much, you can make it so the game will avoid spawning. And above all else, be patient, there have been times I thought it didn't work then watch it spawn across the street

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BRIOSO R/A DEMO DERBY UPDATE

crew only session is LIVE

custom GTA race will be launched at 9:30pm PST

Customs will be off, so anyone can join without spending money

Once you are out, leave your vehicle, molotovs provided around the arena to throw at remaining participants

last Brioso capable of moving and in the arena is the winner

Spam the join crew members button and get in here!

>>151463189
>Why is it 2016
and people are still doing contact missions?

>>151465480
It'd be easier if you just told us who the fuck you are.

>>151465546
>mfw its the main thing i do in this game

>>151465821
I'm such a fucking retard

SC: Mr.Magoomafoo

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>>151460725
Forza 1 for the OG Xbox

>>151465951
ew..

>>151466575
Contact missions are fun though.

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Uhhhh...

>>151466767
I agree

>>151465951
>>151466767
what the fuck is wrong with you

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BRIOSO R/A DEMO DERBY UPDATE

nobody is joining

I'll wait in lobby for a bit longer, but will probably cancel

>>151467564
I would have joined you but I'm going to bed ;(

>>151467564
>spend a whole day hyping this
>"nobody is joining"
cucked

>>151467910
you picked a time when euros are still asleep and the east coast is going to bed, what did you expect?

>>151467564
>nobody learning his place in the gtag food chain
loving every laugh

>>151468037
I was expecting west coast

>>151468037
I told him it was a shitty time, but of course they never listen.

>>151468165
literally who plays in the west coast

>>151468037
I'm not >>151467564

>>151468224
Oh well, the map is on the social club, so a smarter anon can host it at a better time

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>>151468251
green, crafty, sen, squid, sloth, soy, me

>>151467564
brioso is gay and shit lol

>>151468529
>All cancerous trash
Really says a lot

>>151468529
and not one joined

>>151468625
that's why it's perfect for demo derby

>>151468812
just went off, heisting, probably lifting, probably drinking, probably smoking 420, probably watching anime, waiting for others to finish heisting so i can do one before bed

>>151468812
>implying those fags ever leave freeroam

>>151468798
He could have named anybody including you and you would have said the same thing because you are such a funny shitposter olll

>>151469142
Found one of em

>leave crew only session
>5 gtag are in the first lobby I join
>none are doing crates

:(

>>151469221
I won't deny it, I'm a straight rida
You don't wanna fuck with me.

>end up in session by myself
>bored so steal a bus and start running people over
>wanted level
>decide to see how long I can live with it
>make it around the outside of the map just staying on the freeway 1.5 times
>in a bus
Towards the end some random got in the session and also got a wanted level and was following me around, which lead to double road blocks I couldn't plow through.

>grinding crates with some randoms
>randomly start crying for no reason
really bizzare

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>gun range sunglasses
>bluetooth headset
>tucked blue shirt
>black armor vest
>khaki cargo pants / black team pants
>tactical boots
Sicario was pretty easy to recreate. Much harder doing him when he was wearing all black though.

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>>151432769
NEVER

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Hosting Humane Labs

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Well you can tell everyone I'm a down disgrace

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>>151472387
It's just not meant to be, widdly. Never ever, ever. I miss playing with you, friend.

>>151472902
gtag still manages to die at heists

BREAKING NEWS

anyone still on?

>>151473239
no one that matters

>>151473262
t. faggot who doesn't matter

>>151473262
>>151473326
circlejerks are cancer

>>151473326
i run this shit famalam

>>151473262
Nobody matters.

So is there any mods in this game that don't get you banned? I just need that 1 mill to become a CEO, then I'll play legitimately I swear.

>>151473052
this wtf

why is this game hard for you guys?

>>151473392
t. faggot who doesn't matter

>>151473501
gtag has parkinsons

>>151473501
try watching the garbage webms posted here

They have Parkinson's

>>151473052
>>151473501
We get it, you're MLG pros who run heists using only the knife and never die once.

Can I get a discord invite to the gtag anarchy one?

>>151473606
this game isn't hard you fucken .... cabbage ass... doodoo head...shit boy...

>>151473470
See if you can get in on someone glitching pacstan finales. You can make a million in a couple of hours.

>>151473606
I-I have trouble killing b-bots with guns they're too scary.

Maybe you idiots should stick to using the karuma.

I just unlocked the advanced scope and drum mag on my knife. Step up.

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Wish the Blista Compact wasn't the last place car of the sports class.

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>>151474157

>>151473790
JUST POST AN INVITE LINK YOU FUCKERS

>>151474450
NO FUCK YOU DISCORD IS CANCER

do i watch john q or nice guys or other?if so wat is other

>>151474297
>not wishing the blista compact was in the correct class instead

>>151474058
Do I have to do the heists up to that part?

>>151475183
No, just the person who's hosting.
The host runs the finale and disconnects at a specific moment at the end, keeping his heist alive and letting the other three get paid. The host gets nothing, though.

My advice? Make friends.

>>151474893
sure, as well as:
>drift tampa to muscles
>the khamelion to coupes
>benny's banshee and sultan back to sports
>shafter v12 and its armoured counterpart to sports

>>151474843
other

watch a kino like Good Morning by Yasujiro Ozu

>>151459986
This should be a crew emblem desu

tired of using the pill all the time

>>151473790
which one's the anarchy one?

>>151475496
and all the four door vehicles from the coupe class to sedans.

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>3 crate run where a helicopter steals it and you force it to land and thieves run with it then you have to grab each crate individually while endless Merryweather goons spawn and shred you to pieces before you can do anything and as soon as you respawn they turn to where you air and starts shooting you again

Goddamn this game is complete shit sometimes

>>151476692
>playing by yourself
lmao dumb frogposter

>>151476760
>playing in public matches so jet griefers can kill your constantly thus you waste all your money and are pushed to buy shark cards just like R* wants

lmao dumb R* shill

>>151476867
>being this retarded
As expected of a frogposter

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>>151476692
>endless merrycucks spawn
what
I literally just shoot down the Valkyrie in a Buzzard then the idiots parachute into my blades, pick up a crate as it's falling down, fly it to warehouse and the merryfags despawn because I was too far.

Worst scenarios are police ambushes when you don't get a bulletproof van. Then it's more efficient to get in, get out, die, respawn without stars and drive to warehouse in peace.

>>151476984
>have a Buzzard
>things are easy

Whoa

>>151476970
Lmao okay shill

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>>151477030
>doing CEO shit
>not using a Buzzard
>DOING CEO SHIT ALONE WITHOUT A BUZZARD
Have fun when 3 helis steal your crates :▲)

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>>151477112
Why do you think I'm doing CEO shit, dumbass

>>151477156
To die and waste your money by the sounds of it :)

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>>151477156
I did 42 crates without a paid for Buzzard too
Steal it from hospital/airport, it gets repaired when you land it at your office fampai

>>151477030
>shill
You sure like that word a lot. Maybe you should head back to /v/ or whatever shithole you crawled out of, you'd probably fit in better there.

>>151477203
>>151477235
>complaining about one shitty crate variant means I can't do them at all

>>151477280
>someone from /gtag/ calling somewhere else a shithole

Lmao

>>151477324
Thanks for confirming, /v/irign. Fuck off

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>>151477280
>/vg/
>VIDEO GAMES Generals
>/v/
>VIDEO GAMES
Anon, I...

>>151477373
>I'm going to say you're from [place I don't like] therefore I win!

Back to Plebbit with you

>>151477386
>am retarded
I know

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>>151477602
After very intensive analysis of your post I concluded that you meant to say;
>>Anon I... (am retarded)
As that is an attack to my person, I will proceed to post this, also insulting, image macro

>add gtags to friends list in gtao
>half decline it
this is some mmo general shit

>>151478510
okay

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>>151478510
tfw didn't get a friend request.

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>>151478510
You didn't add me

Favorite air vehicle?

>>151479046
Savage despite being a giant flying tank made from the heaviest paper on the planet

>>151479046
Savage because it's design, too bad it's literally a worse Buzzard
>tfw no good jets in the game
I guess Lazer for planes... Not like there's much choice

>>151479046
Single Player; Blimp
Online; Police Maverick

>>151479046
Maverick

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>>151479046
Vestra

>dicking around in the editor
>upload a screenshot to rsc
>doesnt show up under the crew shots
have i been kicked from the crew and the game hasnt updated or something??

>>151479823
Yeah, everyone said you smell bad.

>>151478510
i just checked on social club you didnt add me either kill yourself

>>151479046
my motorcycle

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>>151480847
>he drives a motorcycle
>he thought lost and damned wasn't garbage
>he feels disdain for japanese sports bikes because they outperform his piece of shit bike
>he belongs to an online MC aka Mansex Club

>he's underaged
lmaoing rn

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>>151479256
>Single Player; Blimp

man why couldn't they add that into online, and give it near god mode

>tfw no blimp races

>>151482245

People might have some fun by mistake.

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>Daily challenge
>Play a dead mode that requires multiple players

>>151482457
What is the reward for completing Daily Challenges anyway?

>>151482517
$25k and 3k rp, I'm just trying to grind out rp to get to level 120 while at 115

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Hello /GTAG/.

>>151482517
Money.
25k for a day/ 3k RP
100k for 7 consecutive days/ 15K RP
500k for 28 consecutive days./ 50K RP

>>151482597
fuck off gaylord

>>151482597
'ur cute

>>151482721
Nice samefagging, fag

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>>151482642
>28 consecutive days
oh...
War Thunder has daily loot boxes, and you get better rewards that depend on how many days in a row you've opened one, leave 1 day out and you're fucked. For some reason this makes me feel anxious.
I'm not going to bother with GTA:O, then. It would only drive me away.

>>151482517

Supposedly there's another reward for doing it every day for a week/a month but I've never seen those for the exact reason other anon posted. :^)))))

>>151482457
Sometimes if you're lucky you'll snag one low level player who doesn't know any better but you'll be waiting a LONG time before you manage to reel someone in.

>[ ] Participate in a Versus Mode
>Search for one
>Naturally there isn't a single fucking one to be found
>Start my own
>Auto-invite
>Wait around 30 minutes
>One rank 23 who does anything that pops up in the bottom of the screen joins
>MASH THAT MF START BUTTON before they wise up and leave
>They stay for some reason through the ready screen
>Demolish them because they're low rank and leave with my participation ribbon

Most of the time if I see a participate in a multiplayer mode on the list I just don't do my dailies that day, which is about 80% of the time.

>>151482517
For completing them 28 days straight,
$1,680,000
194,000RP

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>>151482721
:^)

>>151482834
at that point you're better off just fucking doing a single CEO work and getting the same cash
plus they can be done more than once per day
i did the 28 days of dailies ONCE for the reward then never again, it's just too much of a chore to be a good way to get cash

>>151482968
stop samefagging so you can spam your shit character fagtron

>>151483001

Yeah that's why I usually just say fuck it, it's not worth the effort. I only do them now if it's all stuff I can do by myself.

how to have fun?

>>151483806
>having fun
that's a good one

>>151483806
Try not being autistic.

>>151483806
Spending hard earned crate money makes me diamonds

>>151483806
By playing gamemodes with /gtag/.

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A few days ago some fucker said that Big Goods trucks only spawn rarely up at the north top of the map and I knew it was wrong so here's proof
This JUST spawned in in front of me

>>151484337
okay

>>151484337
>believing people could be genuinely honest
I hope one spawns up your ass

>>151484337
you can find trailer trucks/ big rigs on the highways commonly. The one that swings by the airport especially. Sometimes they merge off the highway and Ill find logging trucks in downtown los santos (rarely)

Also, in singleplayer they are much more common.

>>151482642
>28 days

holy shit lol, gran turismo has a bonus of 2x money for signing in 5 days in a row

>>151484365
Thanks
>>151484470
I didn't believe him. I replied saying that they spawn all over the place but he couldn't handle the truth.

>>151484686
whats great is it takes quite a while to do the daily objectives, and if you did one or two contact missions per day, it ends up paying more than the bonus does. VIP missions make it even more obsolete.

>>151484337
thats the wrong truck, you need the rig with trailer big goods

thats not one that opens

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Oh boy I did it

I got an easy one thankfully

>>151481614
ill have mansex with you too if it makes you feel better

>>151485134
>doing it on your own like some ebin lone wolf
shame you didnt get a hard one

>>151485459
>implying I have more than one friend who still plays this game
>implying they are playing at 5:45 AM
>implying they wouldn't crash one of my planes

>>151485593
>I only le play with my le friends
Just fuck off, normie

reaper and buzzard are on sale. Anything else?

>>151485694
>playing with randoms

Are you retarded?

>>151485762
maze bank ceo office only 2 million dollars, everything on sale. Warehouses on sale as well?

>>151485918
gtag has its own crew for a reason artard

>>151485762
Where are you seeing this? PC?

>>151486114
damn right, erp circle jerk

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>>151486114
>wanting to play with some of the people that inhabit this general

>>151486126
>>151486126
yeah PC. Cheapest ceo office is only 500k. Buzzard is 800k, reaper is 1.1 mil.

>>151486247
>>151486209
Why do you hate he crew? If you don't like specific people in the crew, just avoid them. It's a decent way to meet people, and at least some of them are competent at the game.

>>151486209
ill have erp with you too if it makes you feel better

>>151486389
>and at least some of them are competent at the game.
AHAHAHA, name 5

>>151486389
>>151486397
no thanks, why do you think i dont join the crew. i am just here to shitpost

>>151486510
Me, Sen, Titan, Aurora, Blu3, Kaz, Goz, Snap, Red.
Pick and choose, in case one or more of them has done something wrong to you.

>>151486534
ill shitpost with you too if it makes you feel better

>>151486683
>All apart cirlejerk
Figures

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>Do all of the setups of PacStan with a group
>Get invite for finale
>SESSION IS FULL, CAN'T JOIN

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>>151486916
>mfw getting replaced on the finale

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>>151487013
>mfw I get replaced on finale after I say I'll do it for free

>>151486383
Oh shit, I was just about to buy a Buzzard.

Does it affect the office extras too? Just dropped 500k on a gun locker

>>151486683
all these people are horrible

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>>151487213
Just checked myself, the office extras are 25% off. Just bought one 10 minutes ago. Oh well

Plus side is now I can buy a Buzzard and still have around 800k left to get something else. Good timing on R*'s part

Anyone else not own any super/hypercars? They all look the same to me.

So I'm in GTAG (PC), how do I talk to all you guys? Is there a server wide clan chat or? How do I get together to play with you lads etc, I'm relatively new, only level 27, wanna do some heists and earn some money etc

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>>151484337
I'm that fucker. That's the wrong kind of truck.

>>151488481
You have to be in a lobby/game with players or message via Social Club
If you want a friend to do heists with, add me, my sc is my name

>>151488481
You poor fool. GTAO is made to be played with friends and /gtag/ won't be your friend.

>>151488481
Post your Social Club name if you want people to join you for game modes and stuff.
Also, give this a read.
>Helpful information for new players
http://pastebin.com/XEzpG0vB

>>151488754
Social club name is Taklop, and I've got over 70 hours in GTA, so I guess I'm not completely new. I did give that a skim though

>>151488481
kill yourself

>>151488975
You should join the PC GTAG crew, then. You are in the blue "everyone allowed" crew. It will be easier to play with people on PC if you join it.
Also, sent. :^)

>>151488521
way to open without mods?

>>151489430
Shoot the back to open it. Have someone show you how or fucking look it up you double nigger.

>>151489430
Shoot the back until it cracks open then drive forward and it'll just fall down on its own

>>151488521
I'm gonna find one in the city one day. You'll see

>>151491356
Do your best! Follow your dreams!

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>>151491356
I've already looked heavily for them and they are never in the city

there are some that spawn on the east side of map LS customs, but they don't get trailers

i've only ever found 1 on the south long bridge near the docks, but other than that they are restricted to highway outside of city

>>151492145
edit
bottom text

the only way you can get them in the city is if you trigger their spawn point and follow them into the city, where they will stick to the highway pathing even if you try to force lane changes

>>151474157
>Karuma
Are you literally retarded?

>>151492474
>Literally
are you literally literallying me literally right literally?

>>151473790
https://discord.gg/ukJ72Sn

>>151486845
thanks anon

>>151492621
FOAD

SALES ON! 50% off offices & Buzzard. 25% off office rennovations and the Pegassi Reaper. Warehouses are NOT on sale.

As someone who doesn't like multiplayer, do you lads reckon GTA5 is worth the money? I'm strapped for cash atm

>>151493728
the singleplayer is the only definitely good part of it