quick!
save the princess!
Nah
>Hydra
TIS WEAK TO FIRE
>>387143685
>>387143965
i dont get the reference
>>387143454
Is is a princess (male)?
>>387143454
Is the hydra female? Can I fuck it in the vagina?
>>387144528
why don't you have her to find out?
>>387143454
I'm scaliefag.
I'd rather a hydra than a princess.
>>387144528
yes, its a male(female)
_ ____ __ ____ ____ _____
>>387143454
am i original, mom?
>>387144834
I want to FUCK that hydra!
>>387145201
delete this
>>387144834
>>387145276
Delete THIS
>>387143454
i'd save her if she was thiccer.
>>387143454
I miss that thread with the sketchy Hydra with cute emo/Japanese faces.
>>387143454
hey look a thread that'll turn into porn in less than 20 images
>>387145787
and?
>>387145467
>>387143454
what if I am the princess?
>>387146139
then save the anon
>>387146034
more
>>387143454
Working on it! Give me a moment...
>>387143454
Why?
>>387144967
Good taste, anon.
>>387147497
it is our sole purpose anon to save the princess
>>387147834
delete
mods will nuke the thread that way
>>387147918
Ok.
>>387148092
nice thicc anon
>>387143454
Can I call a friend?
>>387148375
imagine waking up to crabs making crab sounds and filling the streets outside your house trapping you inside
>>387143454
ok
>>387147761
>tfw no dragon to love
>>387147117
Alright, behold literally the lifespan of the universe in MS Paint.
Solar Exalted know how to deal with monsters.
>>387150192where can I find more from this person?
>tfw no dragon mom
>>387150391
I dunno. The internet, probably.
>>387143454
>>387147761
The only correct answer.
>>387153497
what am I looking at here?
two sock puppets facing eachother hiding under a blanket?
>>387151951
DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW
>>387153497
where is the dick
>>387151951
lol
>There will never be an H-game with this artstyle
welcome to the future gramps
>>387155040
>have to walk a tightrope now to get to the princess
Hope you accounted for that
>>387155040
NANI
>>387149979
This.
>>387143454
Holy shit that thing can suck my dick 3 time
>>387155220
not anymore
>>387156376
This is some next level shit.
What you gonna do now?
>>387157248
Grab sword, kill snack, level up! Put all points in Charisma.
princess (male (female))
>>387156525
>walk into the monster's reach
yea.. no thanks
>>387157412
That's clearly a shovel.
>>387158098
Swords and spades and mallets that are made of lead. Anything at hand, anything that can.
>>387148092
>no penis
Disgusting
>>387158971
>lead
don't you mean steel and iron?
>>387157412
well, that was easy
>>387143454
I dunno that Hydra has some nice tits
>>387159428
Now, rescue and seduce that poor maiden in the cage!
>>387159428
loot the snake
>>387159428
loot the snake and dig it a grave with the shovel sword
>>387159428
Open a dialogue with grass.
>>387150192
>>387143454
Why would anyone be willing to rescue a fat princess?
>>387159937
>HOW ABOUT A RIDE?
>>387159760
>>387159820
Disappointing, only 2 copper,
what now?
>>387160206
Well, not much we can do about that.
Open the cage!
>>387160230
chop off more of its heads
>>387160206
Ask the grass if there's any cute beegirls around that are ready to lay eggs.
>>387144639
That is a very cute happy Hydra.
>>387160280
this
chop off the the heads until it has too many heads to be able to move
The only reasonable ending
>>387160230
get on the hydra's back
>>387160230
Cut just the middle head!
>>387160265
With that, you've saved the princess without fucking up too horribly.
Good job.
>>387160206
dig up the twig(?) atleast
it could be used later
>>387160230
>>387160280
good job
>>387160586
touch her on the tiddy
>>387160586
But Anon, the Princess is a cultist! She plans to induct us into her Cult of Nyarlathotep!
>>387160586
Now use the shovel and rape her
>>387160607
keep cutting until the heads are too small to do anything other than nibble you softly
>>387160607
Try cutting off another head while telling the princess you can handle this.
>>387160607
Cut off as many heads as you can
>>387160607
Cut off the tail and skullfuck the hydra's head to intimidate it
Where is the helpful crab who protects the hydra?
Greek mythology, niggas.
>>387160607
>>387160586
kill princess
>>387150193
Excellent paint skills Anon.
>>387160869
>greek mythology
more like GEEK mythology
>>387160715
>>387160756
no no no you're all wrong
CUT OFF THE BODY!!!
cut it off at the shoulders
>>387160586
pull out your dick and start jerking off
>>387150193
>made us wait for this garbage
wow kys
>>387161092
But cut the tail first in case there's a weapon drop
>>387160607
>>387160850
>>387160792
>>387160756
>>387160715
>>387160607
GET ON THE HYDRA'S BACK
>>387161159
Cut tail for better weapon
Then helicopter your dick
>>387161159
Try cutting off his head
>>387161159
You forgot to skullfuck it.
Skullfuck the heads now and it will be too intimidated to fight.
>>387148375
I'm a bit confused, who is the evil one on that picture ? The hydra or the crabs/lobsters ?
>>387161159
Fucking Trogdor
someone post more dragon porn
>>387161159
who needs the princess when you've gotten a chad dragon animal thing?
>>387161159
enter the hydra into the 15th vermin tourney
>>387161378
No.
>>387143454
RENDER UNTO GEEDORAH WHAT IS GEEDORAH'S
>>387160962
They really aren't. I just usually approach these with a diplomatic response and wanted to try and action scene. I still think I could have done better, but..
>>387161146
I said that as a bump. I didn't know if the thread would drop off and my time would have been wasted.
What could I have done to make it better, reasonably speaking?
>there will never be a full h-game with this artstyle
Allocate your stats. You have 8 points.
>>387161767
4 on ???
4 on stength
>>387161767
We cap magic and evenly divide between the rest.
>>387161767
You wake up and stand up out of bed
>>387161767
MAGIC full
rest into ???
>>387161159
I ran out of ideas
Does anybody have the imgur of the Hydra Princess thread.
Ya know, the one with the kaiju trap princess and the rebel hydra head that falls in love with anon and the other heads kill her for it.
>>387161902
what are the stats you fag
>>387161949
Cut JUST the head until it becomes more attractive
>>387161767
Max Strength
>>387161767
you got a magnifying glass?
>>387150483
Oh boy
Is this smut?
>>387162029
nice
>>387161083
FUCK OFF
CRAB AND HYDRA ARE OTP
>>387161902
Go back to bed and masturbate
>>387161902
go outside and use a ???
>>387162302
You feel slightly drained, but are in a better mood.
Your dick hurts though. You are incredibly strong so you squeezed too hard and ejaculated a little blood.
>>387162486
go outside
>>387161949
>>387162004
FIN
>>387148092
>>387153497
>>387162551
Your dog blocks your path. He's probably hungry.
??? procs.
>>387162765
Rape the dog
>>387162765
is that california?
>>387143904
I'm so glad this was the second post I came here to say this.
>>387162828
You reach for the dog but it dodges.
You get bit. You feel your life slipping away from you.
??? times out
>>387162765
feed the doggo and fuck them if they turn into a cute anthro dog.
>>387161337
Both. Hera sent crabs to distract Heracles from the task of cutting off the Hydra's head and searing the stumps.
Hydra was one of his 12 labours, so antagonistical by default
>>387162975
I have max strength, wrestle him into submission
A or B, /v/?
>>387163065
Realistically, B.
Preference: A.
>>387163065
depends on how fast the thing at the bottom is going
>>387162975
>dog
looks more like a fox
>>387163065
>>387163179
this
but judging by the speed lines it seems B is just as fast
>>387163061
You wrestle the dog. You seem to be doing good until you realize the dog has rolled the superior dex build.
You're pinned. I'm also hungry so I'll talk to you guys later.
>>387163323
youre shit anyway
>>387163323
The dog is clearly an alpha.
Spread buttcheeks for him.
>>387151951
>chad
>walking away with the girl
>not just pile driving her on the spot.
>>387163893
Chad has been hanging around with Buddhists recently to learn how to fuck bitched into enlightenment.
>>387164000
sadly enough, this was a thing with early zen teachers from Japan in America.
>>387163323
hope that the dog wouldn't have its way with your beaten body
>>387166637
If she doesnt have a dick who cares
>>387166637
>>387166863
Give her a duck instead.
>>387163045
Oooh, now I understand. Thanks greek mythology anon.
>>387167474
Quack!
>>387168992
Fucking great.
>ctrl + f
>jump on the hydras back
>zero results
OH YEAH I FORGOT NOBODY HERE ACTUALLY PLAYS VIDEO GAMES
>>387169968
Not the first time I've been proven wrong on the internet
>>387168992
>>387170229
It's fair. We all make mistakes, Anon.
>>387170267
That duck is looking at the Princess in a curious way.. what could it mean?
>>387150192
I need more
>still no vore
My dick is already disappointed anons
>>387170372
Get out vorefag.
>>387143454
i want /aco/ to leave
>>387170372
>vorefag
I am disappointed anon
>>387143454
>>387143965
reminded me of this
spirit bomb sword
>>387161083
fuck you, you're supposed to be dead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nn5UwgR-O0I
>>387161767
Is ??? a custom stat or a class specific stat?
>>387161767
2 Lifes
1 Muscle
2 Blast
2 Guard
1 Fast
I'm sorry
>>387170303
>That duck is looking at the Princess in a curious way.. what could it mean?
You tell me, anon.
>>387172412
>>387172412
holy fucking autism, do you at least get a monthly check from the government for being that cringey?
>>387172412
I RECOGNIZE THAT BULGE
what if you fuck the Hydra up the back? does your dick get a permanent increase on stats? and what if you fuck the princess then? will your kid be the heir of the kingdom?
>>387144639
happy ending for everyone
>>387173539
Time travel should work, as long as the princess doesn't change into Batman Princess.
>>387143454
Let me just make it faster for everyone
>fug snekkk
>>387173843
>OP was the father of the princess all this time
DEEPEST
>>387145201
>>387174152
>20 stat points no ability
>Multistrike 15 is a stage 2 ability
>>387174264
It's a superboss, dude. Level 5 abilities are final form, anyways.
>>387174392
Fair enough.Why are we taking on a Superboss solo at Stage 2?
>>387174505You want to save the princess, don't you?
>>387174529I'd settle for some nachos.
props if you recognize the game I got the textures from for the vore part
>>387158249
underrated
>>387172965
>>387160586
>>387160206
>>387159428
>>387156376
>>387151951
noice
>>387174978
>replying to more than 1 post at a time on 4chan
this isn't a regular forum, newfag. lurk moar.
>>387143454
Sure!
>cracks knuckles ready to fight the hydra
>princess says "um, EXCUSE ME, I don't need your help. I'm a strong independent woman and I don't want you mansplaining how you saved me"
>walk off
>princess instantly gets her torso torn in half and is eaten
>>387175147
>buying foorchan pass
yes, good goyim.
>>387172965
M-make it lewder
>>387175739
did you reply to the wrong person or something? nobody is advocating buying a cuckpass
>>387172412
fuck you this shouldnt make me laugbh
>>387176127
Captcha is a fucking bitch if you actively participate in any one thread and the best way around that is by replying to multiple conversations or replies with one post.
Also, one of the biggest symptoms of being a newfag is policing what is and isn't newfag worthy, since you feel so acclimated to your sekret club environment prematurely to actually understanding it.
>>387176665
Look at this fucking try hard
>>387174978
That is both terrifying, and hilarious.
Humans are slightly more smart that mice though.
>>387176665
lurk moar newfag
>>387176665
Fffaahaha.
>Captcha is a fucking bitch if you actively participate in any one thread
>>387176840
Whoops. Forgot my image.
>>387175147
>replying to more than 1 post at a time on 4chan
yes, and?
>>387177008
lurk moar newfag
>>387176665
>loop de loop
>not loop de whoops
Well, you tried
>>387176665
You fed 3 people today (excluding me).
>>387161949
haha
>>387176665
>Captcha is a fucking bitch
Get a load of this newfriend
>>387148375
Honestly, I'd found a fucking army of crabs scarier than the Hydra. But as far as I know, there was only one crab which helped hydra, Cancer. I dunno if it was a giant/ magical or just a common crab, but still better than fucking thousands.
>>387143454
>hydra
I want to fail the QTE and let him eat me.
https://youtu.be/a8sOaVRteo0
>>387175147
>Implying that's autism
Meh, I've seen worse
>>387143454
GET UP ON THE HYDRA'S BACK!
>>387177939
Multiple takes on the Labor, right?
One had the immortal hydra head and the Crab Cancer become constellations, right?
>>387178770
>>387179009
Now take a big bite out of it!
Never4get
>>387179312
>>387179009
No! Bite it's neck(s) to establish dominance and mating intent!
>>387143454
Quick Arisen strike for the head!
>>387179452
I think I missed this one.
>>387179552
The best girl was never the one beside the hydra
>>387179650
Yep. I missed that one. Fireden?
>>387179009
Smash a pot tossed to you by Not-Danny Devito to stun it
>>387179009
give her a massage
>>387150391
Artist's name is Sanzo, all his shit is on e621
>>387179650
>>387179452
>the followup thread where she sacrifices herself to let anon escape and is raped to death by dragons
The drawfag played us like a damn fiddle.
Show me what's in that cloaca first
>>387179685
>being interested in some autist's mspaint scribbles
lmao find it yourself if you are so inclined
>>387143454
Fight fire with fire.
>>387179685
>>387179912
There was a happy ending
>>387179643
YES
>>387179685
>>387179960
How rude.
Here: https://boards.fireden.net/v/thread/373230785/
Fireden is incomplete for some reason.
>>387180243
Can you find the complete thread? It cuts at the part where she gets attacked.
>>387180357
why are you linking people to furry shit when furry is against the rules outside of /b/ and /trash/?
>>387179685
https://boards.fireden.net/v/thread/373230785/
Couldn't find the second thread, but here's the full image set.
http://imgur.com/a/XgCmK
>>387175147
That's done all the time. It's only bad because it's annoying, but it's not like lurking more would make him stop because it's done every other thread.
>>387180357
>incomplete
Fireden has a not-new policy where it automatically deletes anything that 4chan deletes. This is because of the scare with Desuarchive where the old site got purged because they didn't delete CP within a timely manner cause everyone was asleep.
The exception is if the given material goes to Archive and dies naturally.
>>387180474
get the fuck out of here then lest your innocence be ruined
>>387180640
That's weird considering the thread was not deleted. It went way past bump limit and expired naturally.
>>387180479
Thanks mate. I'm never sure what to search.
>>387180735
Stuff can still be deleted after archiving.
>>387180479
And here's one of the next biggest threads: goo princess
>>387180709
no, someone has to report the furry shit, and it obviously isn't you degenerates
>>387180735
>being this new
fireden and desuarchive were both proven to be fake archives, because the hosts edit posts to change what they say in order to push their agenda (such as "4chan never allowed lolicons, loli was always banned)
>>387180479
>those images of the hydra making out with the princess(male) while other head is rimming her
>>387180859
And here's the link
https://boards.fireden.net/v/thread/375577524/#375583309
>>387180946
>that 180 halfway
>all those replies
I hope that anon comes back someday.
>>387180946
That was also positively wonderful.
>>387181292
thanks kaz
>>387181524
>>387180946
That one had a bittersweet ending though.
>>387143454
>>387179992
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AY4HtOcJzSo
>>387161767
PUT EVERYTHING IN ???
>>387180876
You must be a fun guy IRL.
>>387181845
what is that even supposed to mean? I am a NEET with no friends, the entry requirement to using 4chan.
>>387181897
Point in case.
>>387181976
What happened to the horse?
>>387182021
to smart
>>387162136
Don't be ridiculous, dragon mother is pure, this is pure.
Nobody's gettin' eaten today...
>>387182979
fixed the hands to maintain the pallete
Will brown save the thread
>>387184991
>>387185074
>>387143454
>>387186259
Hey, that's pretty good
>>387146048
Underrated
>>387143454
WAKU WAKU!
>>387148375
Wow. The Floor is Lava was fucking legit in ancient Greece.
>>387184991
Give it the fucking penis already, females are disgusting
>>387186702
bruh now that's a 100 (with two lines below it) lit post right there
W-what about the hat?
>>387186102
if you just made this, bravo
>>387187949
I did not
>>387143454
Not MY princess
Hat is best girl. Save hat girl from evil hat.
>>387189589
>Sexual dimorphism
>>387190210
They're different species of hats.
>>387190335
Oh. To be totally honest, I thought the Girl was a female Doo_liss.
I wish I was at my computer so I could just slap the Volcano hearthstone card in the guys hand, a tiny thunder sign on the hydra and have the princess explode
>>387190796
>hearthstone
Ok
>>387180946
>it's a safe day
>still had a baby
Thank goodness she was wrong.
>>387191090
wait a minute that kip
/trash/ princess threads produce exceptional content
>>387179009
he's gonna bleed out because you tore him off his feet, and his feet are still firmly planted in the ground at his original position
>>387180640
that explains the missing threads from a couple weeks back then, at least 4tan still has them up
>>387194884
this is true
>>387195303
seriously the one quest by that mario guy is top notch stuff, not much of my fetishes though
>>387194884
Agreed.Really glad I made that pink hair edit to that gal.
>>387194884
>>387195440
I really appreciate this type of MSPaint art. It's gonna suck balls when it goes away.
>>387195523
A finely tuned aliased brush can help you achieve a Paint type aesthetic. For example, I did this (well, the princess, specifically) in Paint Tool SAI and it looks paint-like, right?
>>387195807
Yeah sure. I guess it really doesn't matter in the end.
>>387195523
You can get by just fine with turning aliasing off in Paint.net.
>>387195881
Even if you try so hard?
>>387195440
Yeah, Mario has always done good work. Great guy.
>>387196252
God fucking damn it, anon.
>>387143454
GET UP ON THE HYDRAS BACK
>>387196580
It all fell apart.
>>387194884
>>387195440
source
>>387197093
still /trash/
the guy who drew these never posted anything more, they were based off a quest an anon was doing
am I late
>>387197541
Only a little.
>>387197730
kek
Hmm. What's in the cage?Bonus points if it's vidya.
>>387197923
another cage but more tiny
>>387179452
This was the shit, post more I lost my hdd
>>387198228
And what is within that cage atop this rug?
>>387198574
mats
>>387179452
I really liked it because of her big dumb happy face
>>387143454
>>387197923
>>387179643
Don't do this to me, anon
Are you people unironically attracted to these drawings or it's all just memes and being a degenerate for the sake of degeneracy and not due to a genuine attraction?
>>387199483
You ask this while posting hot pussy
>>387198796
>>387199483
I thought everyone jerked it to Meet n Fuck flash games on newgrounds?!?!?!
That's part of growing up!!!!
>>387199483
I wanna fuck that cat
>>387199483
Yes.
ok now what
Golly gee willikers, this looks like a doozy.
You have a feeling like you have to be on an airplane in 5 hours, but thats ridiculous.
you can porobably save this faceless maiden by then.
what do you do?
>>387200452Zoot?
And also, get on the Hydra's back!
>>387179643
Amazing Chest Ahead
>>387200867yup. just getting a little drawing in before i fly out for gencon and cant draw for a week.
this seemed like a really good idea 30 seconds ago.
>>387201161I figured.
Now tie up the Hydra's heads!
>>387172412
I recognize that Maplestory damage cap font.
>>387201219
this is going very poorly, but the hydra is starting to tangle itself up while it trys to eat you.
>>387143454
Fuck the princess
>>387199483You'll never know!
>>387201548
And now, grab the Princess and run for your fukken life.
>>387143454
Each bullet is a song.
>>387201592
>>387201880
I want to_laythat dragon.
>>387200409
Knight rapes buff lizzie
>>387201789
hey, wait a minute, this is no princess... this is some sort of portal device cunningly shaped like a princess!
>>387202037
In that case.. *zoop*We're somewhere else now.Oh god, the Hydra's here too.
what happens to a hydra if you cut off all the heads at once
>>387202026
I want to see the outcome of this.
>>387202165
you touch the cone hat wearing rock and feel yourself lunched through space.
you appear somewhere else. it smells like a community centre.
There are a bunch of weirdos here.
>>387202435
Me on the right
>>387202435
Ask the weirdos what's happening.
>>387172303
1 Lifes
12 Muscle
0 Blast
0 Guard
12 Fast
>>387202521
they all appear to be standing around in confusion.
you tap one of the strikingly handsome strangers on the shoulder and ask whats going on.
he shrugs his shoulders.
"I have no goddamn idea. I dodge rolled past some armored fuck with a halberd, and as soon as i touch the princess im here."
>>387202805
Turn one of them into a princess, then touch them and see if it brings you to the Identity Identity Fair.
>>387202805
Oh look, it's some dude with a big hat.
>>387202867
You charge your hand with some magic and attempt to tag the guy in front of you. somehow though, he reads your movements.
"Hey, the hell bro?! dont taze me!"
>>387203309
"Nothing personnel"
>>387203309
Instead, you back up and beam them all at once.
>>387203425
you zap the doofus in front of you.
"wha...what the fuck!?"
you laugh at your handiwork.
stepping back, you get ready to beam the rest of these gormless dopes, but before you can, another guy shows up.
"hey dudes, what are you all doing standing over here? theyre givin out free shit!"
this causes some movement, and the group (aside from you and your victim) shuffle timidly towards the door.
I didn't know West of Loathing did brainstorming sessions here.
>>387203825
/qst/ is down the hall and to the left, nobody gives a fuck unless there's a monster waifu involved. Eat shit.
>>387203825
Drag our victim with us as we explore whatever the fuck.They complain a lot, but go anyway since they are confused.
>>387204008
This, I don't get the appeal, the point of these threads is to make a save joke in a single pic, not make a whole story that loses all sense of direction
Go back to your boring ass princess threads on /trash/
>>387204393
...
>>387204008
yeah, your right. goodnight. i need to finish packing anyway.
>>387204656
>>387204684
You know what, ignore what I said
Keep making them, other people enjoy it after all
>>387200409
The human wins roughly 75 percent of the time because on average you will get 30 hits before you die and 1 third of those will be crits. Dealing more than enough damage to kill the lizard lady.
>>387204684
Well, have a nice trick, Zoot. See you later. You know where to find me.
>>387201530
Undertale, nigga
Does anyone have that image of a knight coming in to save the princess and when the knight enters her room the princess is actually a trap and he's undressing? f-for scientific purposes.
>>387201592
>Fuck the princess
Over that womanstrocity? Hell nah.
This is the only bump I'm giving you.
>>387205964
Go and fuck your father.