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The Nintendo Switch just got me arrested 2017-08-15 12:34:56 Post No. 387185240
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The Nintendo Switch just got me arrested 2017-08-15 12:34:56 Post No. 387185240
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>Have it in my backpack, Nintendo Switch 1,2 is inside (got kicked out of my friends house for asking if they wanted to play some games instead of partying)
>Walking down the crowded street and baby crying noises suddenly start to echo
>Everybody has a strange look on there face
>"why the fuck does it sound so close?" I think to myself
>Two policeman (one is a qt female officer) are walking by. One of them looks at me - "Uhm, anon, what do you have in my bag"
>The sound was coming from my bag so I open it
>Switch 1,2 was playing this FUCKING game (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xM6aJYruJjc)
>"Anon, i'm going to need to take that device because I fear it might have inappropriate and illegal content on it"
>Try to explain that it's just a dumb set of mini games on the Switch
>"What the fuck is a Switch anon?"
>Hear whispers of "creep" and "pedo" in the distance
>Try to explain to the policeman what a Switch is
>"Oh, you mean like a PS4?"
>this infuriates me but I quickly calm myself and just say "Yes"
>"Listen officer, I swear to god that it's not anything illegal. It's literally a game, here look, i'll show you the other minigames on it"
>THIS fucking game comes on (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xps4pOcepw8)
>hear somebody say "He's a Nintendofag Tracy what do you expect , they're all weird like that" in the background
>"What the fuck kind of game is this anon? Are you milking a cow? Is this some sort of fetish game or something? I have a PS4 and so do all of my friends, none of us have any weird games like this on it. Are you sure it's a PS4"
>"IT'S NOT A FUCKING PS4 YOU DUMB FUCKING SONYGGER"
>"Did you just call me a Nigger?
>"Uhm, n-n-no?"
>Ok, that's it, you're under arrest for the possible possession of child pornography"
>bunch of qt Staceys and Chads are howling with laughter in the distance as I get hauled off
>Even the qt Police officer is holding back laughter, trying to remain professional
Thanks for recommending this piece of shit to me /v/.
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>>387185240
good meme
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>got kicked out of my friends house for asking if they wanted to play some games instead of partying
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>>387185240
why did you bother posting this
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You see the board is not dead yet.
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>>387185240
terrible, painfully unfunny post.
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(YOU)
SOULJA BOY TELL EM
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>>387185240
Haha! I'm saving this for future copypasta
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>>387185240
You need to add the *BING* *BING* *WA-HOOO!* in there somewhere.
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>>387185240
>playing Nintendo past the age of 18
You deserved it anon.
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I heard the police car drive by!
Wii U! Wii U! Wii U! xDD
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>>387185240
This sounds like something off of Reno 911.
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Ban all crying wojakposters.
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>things that never happened
Any fucking moron would know to turn his shit off.
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Playing Nintendo games while drunk is an established form of partying though.
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>>387185240
What a waste of your time.
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Meh, I found it funny. Sorry you didn't /v/.
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>>387188949
>listening to the butthurt Nintenbros
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>>387186896
You can't take away my right to feel.
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>>387185240
>black officer too stupid to know what a video game is
Thats racist
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>"just got me arrested"
>posts on /v/
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>>387189545
his momma posted his bail and pulled him by the ear, making the police howl through the station with laughter over OP's dumb shit
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>>387185240
If only this was real then you would be praising the Switch because it would earn you an easy 30-50k lawsuit.
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>>387189821
you might be retarded if you think he would have any semblance of a case in such a suit.
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>got kicked out of my friends house for asking if they wanted to play some games instead of partying
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>>387188369
gee i don't know anon, it sounds like a real, plausible story
why do you think it might be fake? are you a detective or something? you must make a lot of money solving mysteries!
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>tfw there are actual real people who saw the switch and thought "yes, now is my chance to become popular by going to a party and suddenly bringing out the switch, everybody is going to love me"
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>>387189298
Yes I can, feelings have no place in society
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>>387192265
I'm pretty sure the number of people who actually think that way is equivalent to the number of actual female (girl) posters here
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>>387191905
Go in a courtroom and watch some actual cases before calling someone an idiot... It doesn't sound like something that would be a case, but would actually be very feasible at netting under 100k.
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>>387192265
what sociopath goes to a party with the mindset of "yeah this is my chance to be popular"
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>>387185240
Have you tried killing yourself OP? I hear it works wonders
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>>387186039
mmmmm I'd love to play video games with that cute blond woman.
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