Search into your shit memories worst movie you watched? Either

>>80838138
is that really in the movie?

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>>80838176
black best friend is telling a "legend" or something, about santa claus and a ham sandwich. it's been a couple years, I don't remember the pacifics

>Most shoehorned interracial kiss in movie history
>'Why do people call me a cuck? Wahhh'

>>80838277
Well, he wasn't into her. He didn't get cuckolded because she wasn't his crush, his date, his girlfriend, or his wife.

>>80837777
Sweet digits.

>James is a fan of monster and horror movies
>made a lot of short films about it
>deep knowledge of what is horror/gore comedy kino
>do a fucking avgn movie instead of a horror movie with actual proper effects
What the fuck was he thinking ?

>>80838296
It was his orginal love interest, close enough.

>>80837777
I've watched with other /tv/ anons on a livestream, the chat went apeshit at the end with the cuck kiss but yeah this movie is probably the worst I ever reckon watching

HE'S GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PAST

>>80838622
TO MAKE A STUPID FLICK THAT SUCKS ASS

it's suppose to be bad retards

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This is Meet the Spartans-level of bad. Satires are just absolute shit nowadays.

>>80837777

>worst movie

Y'all need to set some rules for this

1. No E-celeb movies (AVGN)
2. No intentionally bad movies (sharknado)
3. No "Satire" (meet the spartans)

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>>80838176
Yes it is

>>80839070
Well then everybody will just pick The Room because it's such a hot new meme.

Age of Ultron, not even memeing. Of course, from a technical standpoint, it's not the worst movie I saw, but it was so fucking childish and soulless I felt actual shame that I paid money to watch it.
Stupid shit like in OP can't be much worse than that.

>>80838443
That wasn't the issue. The problem was that he decided to shoot a majority of the film in Los Angeles. He blew most of the budget on locations and overpriced LA crew.

>>80838837
this cant be fucking real

>>80837777
i had to stop watching most Marvel movies I tried
likewise Suicide Squad

That's what I get for trying the capeshit meme.

>>80837777
There's only two movies I ever walked out of in my life: Epic Movie (I was young and impressionable and even I realized it was shit) and Hitman: Agent 47 (I don't know what I expected but it sure as fuck wasn't as bad as THAT)

>>80840718
That was a really fucking stupid decision then. If anything, he should have had a good idea how to make a movie on the cheap.

>>80838837
>title that just mashes up a bunch of better movies.
I sometimes wonder if these are actual movies and not just extremely elaborate cover art pranks.

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>>80837777

>James spends literally his entire fucking life making movies
>still awful at it

Also, consider those digits checked.

>>80838443
>>80840718
>>80841136
His horror shorts are pretty good tbqh. An AVGN movie just conceptually doesn't sound good. Because it's bound to just be something like Kickassia.

I agree he should have tried doing a comedy horror picture.

The Purge 3
Political propaganda.

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I can deal with bad production, even bad writing, they can be charming and often the true intent of the director/writer shines through and the movie can still be enjoyed. But when it's cringey preachy bullshit you'd expect from only the edgiest 15 year olds for 90 minutes straight I can't handle it. This movie is 100% dogshit.

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>>80841205
You haven't seen anything yet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukRdEVthmWM

>>80839070
What about One Missed Call (the American version) or Dragonball Evolution?

Did anyone like Transporter 3? Only movie I've ever fell asleep during tbqh desu fampai

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>>80843206
>in the role of a lifetime... GARY OLDMAN

>>80843014
It was boring as fuck too.