>Computer, create 100 self-aware Janeways with complete knowledge

>>81479231
Oooh, nasty one! Got me to kek.
Not as good as the fifty foot sex-starved Troi, but, damn....

>wake up
>get on /tv/
>catalog
>search "trek"
>0 results
>search "computer"
>1 result
Ahhhhh. Bliss.

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>>81479231
Hopefully, this would be the result.

>>81480708
...X100

Hey /trek/, let's talk about Voyager and how there was actually potential in season 1.

>the episode where the race had teleportation technology but they wouldn't share it, so Tuvok and the others go rogue to get it
>Janeway feels completely betrayed by a close friend, she feels like she's losing control of her ship
>Like the next episode Seska defects to the Kazon, further throwing Voyager into chaos

It's just so sad knowing how this is all going to turn out, spiraling downward into mediocrity. What a waste of potential.

Someone could create a whole Twilight Zone-style series based on these...Reg introduces each show and gives a Rod Serling setup; then mayhem ensues! A new disaster on the Enterprise holodeck each week.
Data and Reg and loveless Geordi could all star....

>>81479231
>Computer, create 100 Lieutenant Barclays
>Now give them an uncontrollable lust for the real, non-hologram Lieutenant Barclay
>Computer, disengage safety protocols

>C-Computer
>Create 8cm of intact brown human male hair that matches that of my own
>P-p-place the hair directly onto my head in such a way that it restores my hairline.
>Now computer, generate one mirror.
>"Barclay to Riker, I-I'm going to be late to our performance review again"

>>81479231
How close was Lt. Barclay to shooting up the Enterprise?

>>81481366
so close