I don't know about you, /tv/...

>be me
>be privileged cisscum
>forced to volunteer as an audience member of Bill Nye's new show to maintain diversity quota (meaning I'm the only white guy there)
>think to myself this shouldn't be too bad
>remember fond memories of 90s nostalgia when Bill Nye succinctly explained sediment layers of rocks
>got an A on a 5th grade natural science test thanks to Bill Nye, fuck yeah
>be seated, this will probably be good for young kids learning about science
>Bill Nye runs out on stage, as energetic and limber as ever
>the crowd goes wild, clapping feverishly as our public school physical education classes trained us to do
>Nye says, "Now this is a cool little segment!"
>The crowd is at the edge of their seats, barely containing their enthusiasm
>"You know this woman..."
>oh wow Nye is going to introduce a female who successfully overcame barriers and challenges in a STEM field, share her experience, and persuade girls to pursue a career in science
>it's the current year afterall
"... from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend"
>wait, what?
>"Please give it up for Rachel Bloom!!!"
>Crowd goes absolutely insane, cheering, hooting and hollering, clapping their hands together like an autistic sea lion presented a bucket of fish
>lights go dim, seizure-inducing spotlights akin to prison searchlights blind me
>Rachel Bloom struts out in some slutty outfit
>Her out of tune voice shrills about her vagina having a metaphor all its own
>"CUZ MUH SEX JUNK IS OH OH OH"
>goes on to sing about anal sex, promoting orgies and name drops post-modern writers
>implies that evolution lead to this moment
>meanwhile they parade a Poo in Loo on stage dressed like a poindexter who just stands there awkwardly dancing; probably for the sake of diversity
>Rachel then unironically says being a tall pansexual flirty wood sprite is a sexual identity
>goes gives a standing ovation
>Nye runs back on stage, gives props to the middle aged Asian woman DJ wearing a fucking seahorse costume

science = reddit

>it's a /pol/ denies and mocks science for the third time in a row because a show triggered them episode

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qU7FuAswPW0

>>81994163
i watched the whole video what do i win?

and how much did they pay her?

>>81994278
oh...you weren't joking...

>>81994163
Netflix shows keep getting shittier.
This looks even more pitiful than the MST3K reboot tragedy.

Is that the reason they disabled scores?

>>81994360
>it's a /tv/ praises and never questions science for the fifrd time in a row because a poltard triggered them re-run

>>81994163
Science?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6lYeTWdYLw

>>81994278
I hate these made up hyperbolic stories

>>81994163
fuck it. after watching this i want the world to end.

>>81994360
>it's a tumblr co-opts the word science to describe their bizarre sexual identity politics and justify ramming them down children's throats episode

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>>81994163
>/pol/ will deny this science
literally Hitler much?

>>81994163
it's funny to watch the mob of triggered /pol/babbies stumble across things and spread them amongst each other, like the rick and morty nazi punching gif or whatever this clip you keep posting is (i still dont care enough to watch it, but i've gathered it's from the gender episode and that's why you're all crying about it)

>>81994163
>/pol/ science deniers are triggerd by this

He has a Bachelors in ME what do YOU losers have?

>>81995450
wtf I hate genders now

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>>81995450
>>>/r/eddit
/tv/ belongs to /pol/ now, get used to it cuck

>>81994163
What the fuck, that's awful. I liked Rachel Bloom.

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>I WORK FOR THE DEMS
>TO WIN VOTERS WITH TRICKS
>I SOLD MY OWN SOUL
>FOR A SHOW ON NETFLIX
>IF YOU ASK ANY QUESTIONS
>OR CALL ME A LIAR
>YOU WILL BECOME
>A SCIENCE DENIER

WHAT'S MY SECRET IDENTITY?
TICK TOCK, TUCK-MAN!

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>>81994163

>mfw this is so disgustingly horrible that I can never enjoy Crazy Ex-Girlfriend again after watching this

>>81995580
Uhhhhh......., le based black science man?

>>81995355
>made up

>>81994163
Yeah, the song and performance are shit, but I still want to fuck Rachel Bloom.

Rachel Bloom is for _________.

>>81995669
Black sceince man isn't a brainwashed cultural marxist though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7Q8UvJ1wvk

Mr. Wizard and Magic School Bus were way better than Bill Nye. Hell, even Beakman was better.

>>81995738
Carl Sagan +1

fug this meme is choiice. LOVE this meme

I hope we get memes like this ALL summer

>>81995743
Beakman was based as fuck. It was on netflix a while ago and I marathoned down Nostalgia blvd for a day.

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Here is a draft of my universities new gender identity policy they just published.

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>>81994360
>it's a talking about what I shove up my clunge = science episode

>>81995580
Richard Dawkins.

>>81994278
Did you even watch the video?

>>81995487
A bachelor's in ME

>>81995837
What, you have to use gender neutral pronouns for everybody unless they specifically give you permission to refer to them as a certain gender?

>>81995837
Canada?

>>81995450
To be fair, I'm a green energy preachy fucktard and even I rolled my eyes more than a few times as they set up straw men rather than actual discussions.
They tried to do the daily show with science without realizing the daily show has always been a parody (and managed to be funny).
It just comes off as really shallow and pandering.

>one year until my bachelor's in Chem E
>sleep confidently knowing I am nigh Bill Nye's intellectual superior

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>>81996068
>successful
>posts on the cunny and blacked board on a mongolian tapestry forum
Yeah right

>>81995958
Did you?

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>>81996068
>Chem
>intellectual superior
loving every laugh

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rayxew89NyE

just..

>>81997489
https://youtu.be/46h-LfNWPn8

>>81995214
George (((((((((((((((Soros)))))))))))))))) invested a lot of money into netflix

>>81997489
>lose Generation Z to the autists on the internet
>start with generation ß
>this will show them