>5'8" >a "kingsman" Lol, hollywood

>>82047913
5'8" is average height in the UK

>>82047913
he should fire his tailor

>>82047913
You're just upset cos he fucked that blonde in the arse at the end of the first movie. Go fuck a blonde arse.

>>82047913
Tall enough to smash a Swede in the butt.

>>82047970
his what?

Tom Cruise is 5'7" you faggots. Micheal J Fox is 5'4

>>82047970
He did the the guy was about 90% of the way done with his pants.

>>82048056
What?

It really is amazing how well movies can make actors look tall.

maybe small guys are easier to frame

>>82048106
What?
Are you guys drunk?

>>82047913
Usually tall people look like Stephen Merchant on screen, which isn't what a leading man looks like. Too confusing.

http://www.celebheights.com/s/Taron-Egerton-5698.html

>>82047941
>average
hence manlet

>be OP
>be 6'1 or whatever
>shitpost on /tv/ with his superior genetic advantage

Honestly the whole Kingsman aesthetic is retarded.

It's this idea of faux-sophistication that appeals to millenials because to them sophistication is liking Nolan films instead of Snyder. It's the action film manifestation of fedora tipping.

>>82047913
>Kingsmanlet

It's always hilarious when shitposters on /tv/ imply that they're physically better than wildly successful actors. Taron is hot as fuck and there's nothing you can do about it

>>82048012
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>>82048137
huh?

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>>82047913
Napoleon was 5'6

Fuck you fagot

>>82048296
>be op
>have nothing in life but height, ugly as fuck, girls don't even pretend to hide their disgust
>shitpost on /tv/

ftfy

>>82048338
this

>>82047913
I posted about the new trailer for the Golden Circle and got downvoted into oblivion? How do people navigate Reddit? I feel like an outcast on there.

>>82048338
It's satire, making fun of the entire spy genre. That false sophistication is one of the biggest parts of that

>>82047913

you've never seen special forces have you

>>82047941
5'10" is the average male height in the UK.

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>>82047913
Shorter people can stay low crouch to avoid bullets...Thats a pro right.
Also muscle density...chimps have a fuck ton dont they??

>>82047913
Kingsman hasn't got much to do with Hollywood, it was primarily a British film.

>>82047913
5'8" is the average male height in the US.