>watch Pulp Fiction with the gf >she doesn't understand

"wait I thought bruce willis killed him already? anon what's going on?"

>>87338588
Get a girlfriend with an IQ above 90

>>87338588
>meet girl on OKC
>she shows up for date
>is taller and fatter than pictures
>maybesheisfun.jpg
>we get coffee
>she hardly talks
>wonder if she thinks I'm ugly or something
>she claims she is just shy
>also says she has autism
>ugh
>has no comment on what to do
>I decide we go for a walk
>she still hardly speaks
>decide to try and creep her out
>"Wanna go back to my empty warehouse?"
>"sure"
>fucking what?
>we go back
>she probably wants to fuck
>but she is unattractive and boring
>learn she has never seen pulp fiction
>we watch pulp fiction
>in total silence
>also the entire time
>the whole fucking movie
>she farts
>it doesn't stink much
>but it's a miasma surrounding us
>movie ends
>she says it was "alright"
>call her a cab and never speak to her again

>>87338833
>not slipping her the d anyway
Ask me how I know you're gay.

>>87338880
If not fucking a gassy boring fat chick with autism is gay then give me my rainbow. If you can do it then you are a trooper.

>>87338833
>she farts
kino

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>>87339011

>>87338833
FUCKING KEK
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