/apg/ - American Psycho general

I liked the part where he got the repeating numbers

>>87338507
>What was your favorite quote?
"check those digits" -Patrick Batman

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>I live in the American Gardens Building on West 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial masque which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there

>>87338596
U mean these?

>>87338539
I dont remember that part but maybe i will sometime

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>>87338507
New card. What do you think?

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>Hey PAUL
>CHECK EM!

>>87338767
Now lets see Sneed's Card

TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD

Lets just get it out of the way
Check these digits

>>87338647
>And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.

Unironically the best quote.

Weak faggots all of you.

Now let a real man show you how it's done.

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>>87339346

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>>87339322
dubs of truth

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>>87339322
Yes well done Anon, well done Anon..HOWEVER

>>87338507
"I killed Paul Allen with an axe in the face, his body is dissolving in a bathtub in Hell's Kitchen".
The delivery is what makes this one good, and all the other lines from this scene for that matter.

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>>87339444

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>>87339444

I have to return some videotapes

>>87338647
>27

I have time!

That i wont use

>>87339444
>>87339488
imp. very n

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>>87339322
>>87339444
>>87339488

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>>87338808
>>87338767

Kys

>>87343026
>NO YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO HAVE FUN
kys

>>87338507
>"Jesus Al, you smell like shit!"
The way Bale delivered all of his lines were fucking golden.

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>>87339444

>>87343026
>>87340138

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>>87344000
With those trips, I'll believe anything you say baby

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>>87344000

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>>87344000

>>87344000
Nice

>>87338647
The actual opening line in the book is about 4 pages long, and goes into more depth of what his morning routine is.

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>>87338507
The part where Patrick asks Paul to identify his repeating digits

>>87347677
Who's Ted Bundy?

>>87347777
Shut up Paul Allen.

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>>87347847
>disrespecting quad god

>>87347777
wasted get. this is why no one likes you Paul

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>>87347777
I don't believe it

>>87347777
nice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQ440xOiyho

this is unironically the best movie scene I've ever seen

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>>87338539
Like these?

if I pull that off will you die?

>>87339519
This quote is the best way to get yourself out of an unwanted conversation.

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reviving the thread