JUST

>>85356485
TIM
I
NEED
HEALTHCARE

>>85356485
Can't wait until he dies then cuckservatives can stop pretending he's funny

>>85356485
christ, he looks more jewish every day

>>85358612
kek. He has been starring into the abyss too long.

>>85356485
>Vote for le Trump, I'm le Alpha male, I will always be on top of the world.
Need healthcare 1 time, instantly cry about it.

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>>85356485
>vote for trump
>trump takes away your health insurance

like poetry

>>85358928
>>85358994
He doesn't need fucking healthcare, he just bought a new car ffs. You people will believe in anything. I have almost 240k in the bank.

>>85359997
kek

>>85358994
As a guy who works in government funded health insurance it makes me fucking REEEEEEEE when dumb fucks like you comment on something you don't know anything about

>>85356485
The epitome of a cuck

>dicklet
>actually just 6'1" wearing lifts
>virgin
>has never had a gf

is sam just a huge joke?

What do you do when you can't find the will to live, anons?

>inb4 kill yourself

Is there such a thing as a functional depressed guy? If so, how do you do it?

>>85356485
>samberg hydeous show his true colors
oy vey help a fellow merchant

>>85356485
Smocaine was boring sam

>>85360191
>virgin
sam fucked a tranny
>never had a gf
i dont blame him, hes on the spectrum

>>85358612
>>85358708
I thought he was jewish

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>>85359997
kek
hi sam

>>85360191
I got wind that if you heard how much pussy he got you wouldn't believe it. Me though? I've never even hugged a girl no joke.

>>85359997
>240k in the bank.
you mean minus 240k anyway hope you die from aids you trannie lover

He looks kosher as fuck

>>85360520
>its a sam nervously false flags episode
this are the worst

>>85360610
IM NOT A KIKE but momma is

Why does his voice sound so weird during that part? Like it's put through a filter.

>>85360769
sam being the greedy kike he always been has a shitty microphone that he isnt planning in changing cause it just "works"

>>85356485
Where's the link?

I've been going through old MDE and there's some good shit.

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>>85359997

i giggled

>>85358415
TIM
MY BACK
PLEASE

>>85358415
TIM
MY
HAIR
IS FALLING APART

>>85359997
sam you're a fuckin loser shave your jew beard at least

>not realizing it was obvious satire

a sign of autism desu

>>85359997
what happened to charls sam?

>>85361055
Stop lying, Sam

>all these butthurt redditors who unironically hate Sam Hyde

>>85362296
>Sam still at it
keke

>>85362367
He's not Sam, I am.
t. Sam

>>85362296
Stop it, Sam. Your comedy is the epitome of Reddit: unfunny, boring, hipster shit, lol so random, sarcastic, nihilistic etc.

You are the edgy children's Rick and morty.
You are a joke

>>85361917
I'm not Sam.

>>85360194
Alcoholism

These threads have just become a sequence of insane people accusing each other of being Sam Hyde

>>85363635
i am Sam though

>>85363635
Stop shilling your shit here then, Sam

Why is Sam's facial hair so...kosher?

>>85364542
>>85363767
>>85363635
All Sam btw

>>85360304
>sam fucked a tranny
Doesn't count unless it's penis in vagina

>>85361555
this. The joke of him being broke and degnerating shouldn't be this hard to pick up, but people really are that stupid.

Do you guys think sam would shoot me if I showed up at his door?

I've been studying his phone videos for the last week and have pinpointed his address.


He doesn't respond to any of my emails so I want to surprise him

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>>85360304
Indeed he is.

Just post a timestamped pic of yourself and answer questions already, you goofy cunt.

>>85366932
t. Sam Hyde

>>85366586
No, you're gonna come across as the creepy faggot you are.

what video?

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>>85356485
is he trying to copy andy kaufman with a fake neck injury?

Sam is 6'4 and drives a brand new Ford truck.

/tv/ really is bad

>Im sam btw

>>85366821
>those earlobes
Fucking gross. Sam has connected earlobes?

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>Rick get iw we gotta do Hydewars!
>get in the car if you want to live
>come with me if you want to be mildly amused for 20 minutes
>quick get in the car if you want to listen to me become mentally unraveled more and more as the years go on, with very little in the way of social checks and balances to keep me mentally healthy and focused in what matters, quick get in!
>all right lets's go we got to do Hydewars i'm serious
>last chance, don't you want to watch?
>what do you mean you got better things to do?
>what do you mean you won't donate to my patreon?
>what are you talking about?
>what do you mean i have four flat tires?

>>85367890
that aint sam bro
t. sam

>>85367197
Very end of Smocaine 3.

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>>85367976
>t. sam in total damage control

It's ok, it's 2017, you dont need to be afraid of admitting you're love of tubular man-meat.

>>85356485
lol. He looks like an 1700s, American poofter politician in the thumbnail.

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>>85368559
earlobes don't match to be honest, a better picture should do the job,
blowjob pic debunked, sorry libs

sam on youtube:
hey guys, i don't have healthcare. if you don't buy my book, i will become homeless and die on street.

sam talking to media:
hurr, i'm richer than reporters, i can donate $5,000 to that worthless whore lauren southern without a moment of hesitation because i'm so rish

so, which is it? are you only poor when you need neets to spend their cash on your overpriced merch?

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they will never learn to meme.

>>85366000
>>85361555
>this much whiteknighting
Off to >>>/pol/ with you virgin losers

>>85368684
The only way it can be debunked is if sam posts a pic in that exact same angle. If he doesn't want to suck an actual dick a dildo or pickle would be sufficient props.

>>85368950
>the leftypol boogeyman
You redditrefugees from the_drumpf are the worst

>>85369051
the ears are different dude, sorry but you gotta move to another meme, asks your comrades on discord servers for ideas.

>>85360304
>sam fucked a tranny

And too be fair, she doesn't fuck if the dick ain't big.

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>>85369133

>>85369217
Stop posting made up screenshots they never prove anything you paranoid autist.

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>>85358612
pay for my healthcare

>>85360191
>>dicklet
sauce?

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>>85369261
oh wow, stop being angry at pics that never prove anything.
anger is for white cis males

>>85356485
"I can't afford health insurance!"

>>85363635
It's hard to tell if it's actually Sam because his fanboys mimic him. Go on the MDE subreddit and everyone is doing their best Sam Hyde impression.

>>85369159
>nothing to see hear folks STOP TALKING ABOUT IT
you sound a bit desperate there, shidf

>>85369133
you could have replied anything related to sam but you went for the filename...

>>85369463
t. reddit

>>85369706
stop memeing and compare the ears

>>85369735
sam

>>85369721
t. Reddit

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>>85369660
No, you go back there faggot.
This is why every thread about this walking abortion gets flamed btw.

>>85369774
MDE defence force

>>85369765
It's the same dude, dude. Accept it. Your hero Sam is known to be a sexual deviant.
He has sex with preop trannies all the time, because he is a fraud of vaginas.
Just like his fans back at /pol/
Sam loves the dicky suckle

>>85369797
>le reddit is bad meme
NO. Reddit is a great website with fantastic content and an hilarious userbase. Some of the best memes and OC is coming out of reddit right now.

>>85369812
I thought you were the Sam Hyde fan cuck?
Who is memeing who here?

>>85369858
ears are different, tell how they are not

>>85356485
>looks like the stereotypical nu-male millenial people here always make fun of
>is worshipped as an alpha male and a true winner
Young people were a mistake

>>85358517
>Implying cuckservatives and leftists aren't both our enemies

>>85369905
said the MDEshill while spamming another thread, the only threads keeping sam relevant on this boards

>>85369933
Just stop dude, it's getting emberassing.
Sam sucks semen sausages six times a week.

>>85369937
Who worshippers Sam "the cuck" Hyde?

sam here, thanks guys

>>85370248
make your own image board sam, this reverse advertising its worse than cunnyposting