First.
>>8492489
>>8492426
What's your address?
Yey
>>8492489
pnoy!
>>8492514
i live near Jewtown
>>8492489
good to see you survived traffic for another day
>>8492536
nevermind then have fun hitting yourself with a lightsaber
>>8492556
i always do!
>>8492513
allow me yo rephrase.
if badmouthing cutebois results in you posting more cutebois, I will gladly badmouth cutebois.
The N word
>>8492556
First for pony poon best poon
>>8492536
i don't travel that corridor every day. i do have to go down there on monday though.
Hello
>>8492620
Hi!
>>8492620
Hey
>>8492620
good sir.
>>8492591
>>8492645
Wasn't even close
>>8492660
Good jewb
>>8492705
Have a gift basket!
>>8492705
fuck you.
>>8492705
they are nice
>>8492738
hello.
>>8492786
G'day, how's it going?
>>8492905
it's, ok.
just drunk.
how's you going, my nigga?
So what are you guys up to other than waiting for a notification that someone posted here?
>>8492950
There are other things?
>>8492950
Night shift at a BB&B
>>8492930
Rose?
Feeling shitty, but I think as soon as I have this coffee I'll feel fine.
>>8492950
Watching YouTube on ps4
>>8492950
drinking heavily and hoping I didn't embarrassed my bfto his firends too much.
>>8493027
I work 4 days a week unless they have overtime for me on 2nd shift which they didn't.
>>8493041
hopefully.
you are correct.
>>8493049
>hoping I didn't embarrassed my bfto his firends too much.
What did he mean by this
>>8493070
he has offline friends
>>8493070
I mean Ilm frunk and drunk.
>>8493063
What's the poison today?
>>8493090
rum and pineapple juice.
malibu, and some fucking kind pf fucking spiced. eum.
your day is just starting, I assume.
I decided to try and get drunk tonight.
>>8493110
>>8493165
dude .
nice.
>four roses
I really like the mane of that one. lol.
>>8493179
Yea I usually can't appreciate the taste of whisky until I have something else.
>>8493231
same.
I can't drink vodka without throwing up, unless I'm already drunk.
that's a very nice snake btw. ball pythons seem to be very popular as pets these days. lamo.
>>8493235
if on'y this was a lewd thread
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0enTrf6Ksbl
>>8493289
nice.
>>8493254
it's a common boa and it's 19 years old currently illegal where I live as I found out after owning it for like 14 years. "They made a new state law"
>>8493312
shows what I fuckin know.
that thing is almost as old as me. lmao.
>>8493301
I don't have a penis.
>>8493340
It was originally my best friends ( were both the same age) he got for his 5th birthday and gave it to me during my freshman year of highschool. So it's only around 5 years younger than me.
>>8493273
If only
>>8493435
interesting.
whats her name?
>>8493435
It's a real beauty, my name shiny comes from wastelanders snake, it was shiny scales, but I dropped the scales since there was a scales in the furry community
my legs are numb.
I'm going to stop drinking now.
>>8493451
I call him/her I'm pretty sure it it's male though Nofee.
>>8493484
Fake drinking.
>>8493527
tjat's a bitchin name?
>>8493557
>vagueposting.
>>8493366
Well that's a rare sight.
>>8493586
well for my trip name I was going more for BOLO after one of my favorite book series, not that my snake really cares what's it called
>>8493647
I'm confused...
>>8493675
do you use 4chanX/google chrome and name sync?
>>8493733
nah. no botnet here.
only firefox.
I don't even know who you are, you can be honey for all I know.
>>8493754
well you can call me interrogator I'll
try post snake pictures when I post.
>>8493754
Rose, you should get NameSync...
>>8493841
oh, fuckin-a dude.
you know about that one snake? corn I mean.
>>8493865
ok? no.
I don't wanna be tracked.
I'm a fuckin, lone cop. you know? I real retard. getcha?
Good night throd
>>8494039
sleep well.
I want the following posters to top me:
Blewberry
Miracle
Reece
Skitty
>>8494063
At least two of those are bottoms, and Blewberry is into diapers.
>didn't include me.
skitty is a fuckig bottom too, scrub.
>>8494158
not reece.
isn't he a renound milf hunter?
>>8494158
Skitty is a bottom?
>>8494175
yeah I'm talking about you, you handsome fuck.
>>8494223
speaking of.
where is that dude?
I thought he was on the other night.
im really messed up..
>>8494245
>I thought he was on the other night.
lol
wtf is happen
>>8494253
guess not...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hX1o1yLIvak
skitty needs to meet up with everyone on thread and narfle their garthok.
>>8494248
In what way?
>>8494274
Yo faggu, whatchu drinking?
>>8494248
On what?
Completely dead for 4hours.
>>8494359
Quality shitpost!
>>8494375
rum.
some fucking cheap shit.
next time I'll just get something I enjoy. like malibu rum, or jager.
>>8494390
>>8494405
Fuckin mountain pirate.
>>8494410
wanna top Skitty?
>>8494429
dude. no fuckin.
listen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuGGNsE3_8Y
exactly.
>>8494461
that's a good artist desu.
they make pretty good shitposts.
>>8493110
Ending, actually.
its 7:30pm~
I've been at work all day.
And i fucking forgot what I was going to do when I got home.
.
.
.
.
Are you about Pasta?
>>8494718
I literally just woke up and you asked for me
>>8494718
I see.
wishing you luck with your post-work day.
hoping you remember what you had planned, cause I have no idea.
>>8494771
>>8494780
I figured right?
What a twist!
I literally was playing the campaign for titanfall and forgot entirely about this duolingo stuff haha.
How're you going?
>>8494797
I do, I was just engrossed in titanfall 2
>>8494826
I'm alright, actually woke up feeling pretty good
>>8494826
oh, good shit.
cool.
I'm rewatching around the twist, or, at least the little bit they have on youtube.
>>8494838
Well there's no rush or anything, have your breakie and what not and do what you wanna do and evyerhing we'll discuss stuff when you're ready :3
>>8494852
MAN such a good show
>>8494903
gives me that 90's nostalgia.
despite never watchign it before I met you.
just got that feel, I guess.
>>8494914
That's one sexy pinkstuff
>>8494914
Yeah it definitely does.
A very carefree attitude
I miss Friendship is Witchcraft. Is that still a thing? I haven't looked at the pone fandom in like two years.
>>8494934
definitely.
>>8494942
mentally advvanced was always superior.
>>8494945
I never cared for it much. I think I just loved the music of FiW.
Watch as the matter turns to batter,
Open the portal- jump in!
>>8494945
What else is new for you?
>>8494903
How are we gonna do this exactly, just run the tests together? are we going to talk over steam/discord or right here
I'll be ready when I finish my cereal
>>8494962
exploring the folk genre of music.
starting with phil ochs. doggo has recommended me bob dylan.
so far I have been enjoying this genre.
>>8494967
I'm happy with whatever, I figure the best bet is to start on which language we would like to do first, then I guess figure out a relative way to progress at a similar rate, so we don't leave each other behind
>>8494977
Doggo? As in Ravvy?
>>8494995
I wasn't sure what they prefer to be called.
but yes, you're correct.
I just mentioned it, but they seem to be knowledgeable about the genre. so I'm going to milk them for as long as I can.
>>8494995
Doesn't matter to me either way, but maybe a language that isnt asian, kanji takes quite a bit of effort to learn, seeing as theres more than 1000 characters ni it
Maybe something practical like spanish or french, or we can stuck to russian
I'm ready whenever you are, if you want to do it over discord, I'm dried pasta#0952
>>8495055
Invites out on Discord, I'll share Steam with you there :3
>>8495009
Haha, fair enough.
Tell em I said G'day and hope they're well :3
>>8495080
sent
he says he's tired. curled up in bed.
it is, like, 6am for him.
ultimately well from what I can tell.
>>8495105
Good, good.
I'm glad to hear it :3
So, is everyone here a faggot or just all of you?
>>8495130
he deserves the best desu.
good doggo.
>>8495168
Nah not all of us, but the amount of fags definitely increased with your arrival
>>8495168
just me.
wana fuck, anon?
I already have aids, so you don't have to worry about thay.
>>8495168
I'm bi, is that faggot enough for you?
>>8495269
I'll take that as a yes
>>8495319
Didn't even realize that was a gif
>>8495327
Nice surprise then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxIC6Vu1ee0
This is some happening music right here
boards.4chan.org/cock/
boards.4chan.org/can/
Hey guys
/mlp/ has been fused with /pol/
it's currently a NSFW board
please post ponies for the /pol/lacks
>>8496014
hiro actually fucking did it
>>>/mlpol/
please no
>>8496109
that's pretty funny
I'm already shitting up their board
>>8496849
How's it going Smokey?
>>8496863
well enough. i wanted to sleep in, but i'm wide awake. how are you?
I LOVE MLPOL
10/10 BOARD
>>8496889
Tired as shit, it's nearly 1am and I should have been in bed hours ago.
I've been searching for a song and my search led me to the archive where I sifted through about a hundred posts by Squirrel to find the song, but I still spiggen can't and fuck it if it doesn't still hurt like fuck after that.
Just got banned from mlpol for posting too much pony porn lmao
>>8496902
she always posted such great stuff.
>>8496922
rebel for life.
>>8496922
Show the reason.
>>8496922
I've been dumping porn in mlpol and have yet to be banned
>>8496955
"Pornography is not permitted"
>>>/mlpol/43863
>>8496974
I've dumped at least 100 porn pictures and have yet to be banned
If its only a board ban I'm gonna keep going
>>8496974
forgot pic
>>8496950
Sorry.
I'm gunna head to bed now, have a good one you lot.
>>8497005
hey, it's alright. have a good night.
yo
>>8492489
Could you lads help me get a princess celestia avatar pic? Only thing I wouldn't want is an anthro/human shot.
>>8497458
Sup
Having any fun with >>>/mlpol/ ?
>>8497480
Yes.
>>8497484
nope
>>8497484
It was an awful idea, it will only reinforce /pol/tard shitposter on /mlp/ in the future.
>>8497575
I'm wondering how bad the aftermath will be on /mlp/
It's going to be chaos for a while
>>8497604
even more """alt-right""" redditors trying to push their politics and spicy opinions in a place where they don't belong, accompanied by unrelated pictures and derailment up the kazoo
JUST
>>8497661
>>8497604
/pol/ and /mlp/ have had a weird relationship since their inception. Both claim to hate the other, but there's always been a massive overlap in the userbase. Over the years though, /pol/'s userbase increased while /mlp/'s decreased. I'm thinking the newfags on /pol/ just don't remember their old friends, which is actually kind of sad.
Maybe Hiro felt the same way and tried to bring them back together again?
>>8497661
Maybe when the chaos settles down, /mlp/ will be a little less dead
Whether or not thats a good or a bad thing is up to personal preference
>>8497696
Maybe
/mlpol/ is pretty funny. it looks like the /pol/ people are way more freaked out than the /mlp/ people.
anyone know what software was used to make this?
>Just got back from /mlpol/
>mfw
That was wonderful, /pol/ is eating itself alive trying to make sense of everything.
/trash/ is the true safe haven for horsefuckers
>>8499190
looks like the crystallize filter from photoshop, but i could be wrong.
>>8497696
Unfortunately all true.
But it's nice to see a simple horse image can stir the stupid fucks up, which they really deserve.
>>8499286
this is probably the best april fools joke in a long time. /s4s/ was the last one i even remember, and it wasn't that great.
>>8499190
I think I found it!
Source: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/21449022/#21494543
>Online version:
http://alteredqualia.com/visualization/evolve/
>Desktop version:
https://code.google.com/p/alsing/downloads/detail?name=EvoLisaBin.zip&can=2&q=
>>8499292
i was a stand alone piece of software someone posted on /mlp/ a few years ago but i cant remember the name
>>8499370
thanks
scootapost
>>8499559
hi
>>8499595
hello friend!
>>8499612
how's it going?
>>8499612
Heya blewby, how are you?
Did you see >>>/mlpol/ yet?
We're getting close to >>8500000
>>8499848
I'm alright
See ya later
I like the fact that you can see all the pony posters flags on /mlpol/.
>>8499948
there seems to be a lot of overlap in the two userbases
>>8494945
heck u
I thought this post was funny on /fitlit/
>After today we're going to see an influx of threads about high-test literature and manlet authors. Just you wait and see. Hiro has irreparably ruined this board.
>>8499700
someone from the undyne general thread got it, whatever that is.
no one even checked it. everyone is off fucking around on /mlpol/
Morning, faggots!
>>8500866
hi
>>8500866
Sup
We are investigating the problem and hope to have the servers back online soon.
Pay attention here for updates.
Updates:
April 1, 2017 - 4:00pm [GMT] - We have located the breach and are auditing scripts for security holes.
Boards should start coming back online in the next few hours as we restore from backup. We will be restoring the most active boards first. Some media files were lost in the hack and those images/videos will need to be reuploaded. Due to infrequent backups, our user database will need to be rolled back about a month; any claims since the previous backup will need to be reclaimed. As of now, I think we did not lose any posts or threads.
Note:
The hacker deleted all the databases.
We have backups of most posts and threads.
As of now, I cannot find an indication that the hacker downloaded the databases, however it is highly recommended you change any password that might be shared with your mod.php account.
>>8501035
hmm?
niggas
>>8501122
KEK. Blankchan says it was hacked. But its April 1 so might be a ruse cruise.
Hello /b/read
>>8501342
>>8501342
hi mira.
>>8501342
Hey mira
Oh my lord, this is amazing! >>>/mlpol/99763
>>>/mlpol/, the unholy alliance of redpill and horsefuckery!
Pony porn mixed with political discussion! >>>/mlpol/100461
I'm having a blast seeing all the /mlp/ and /pol/ threads together on the same board.
>>8501342
Hi M1ra!
>>8501185
never heard of the place
>>8501342
hi
>>8501442
I can say the real name because this place says its spam and to reformat it. Try to go to baitchan.
>>8501465
Can't
>>8501465
haha nice
wew ponies
>>8501424
it's pretty great, senpai.
>>8501542
Heya skit
Have any fun on >>>/mlpol/ ?
>>8501366
Hey how're you doing?
>>8501409
Hey roseHow've you been? ^_^
>>8501415
hello ;3
>>8501442
I'm planing on the remake of the chickun wanted poster in an image editor and make a wanted poster for it I feel i could have funny uses out of it ;3
>>8501542
>>8501542
>>8501614
nice
>>8501614
I'm alright. Smoking pineapple sage and hash. Listening to music.
>>8501593
yep, i saw it posted a while ago it while i was scrolling around. Hai mister pasta sir how are you, you should come over so we can watch movies.. from my bed..
>>8501623
>>8501618
you're the gay
>>8501614
good enough.
I'm a doggo for today.
>>8501678
Howdy, Skitteroo
>>8501614
How ya been?
>>8501678
Can we cuddle too?
>>8501719
I'm sleepy and on drugs. Hello sir, howdy you too
>>8501769
What kind of drugs?
>>8501781
Cocaine, weed and alcohol.
>>8501769
>on drugs
Me too. But I'm not tired.
>>8501804
>Cocaine
Really? I hated that shit.
>>8501804
Skitty pls
But seriously, take better care of yourself, if not for your sake, then for me?
>>8501678
you're the gayest person i know
so is this a joke or what?
site looks like its been down since a little after midnight.
if it's real, good for the hacker.
>>8501837
Why? I think it's pretty dope. Why is my friends place so crazy? I saw a guy walk in and this friend just punches him out of no where, apparently they had a conflict and he slammed his face into the edge of the door and got blood everywhere it looked crazy...
>>8501906
liar
you know gayer shutup
>>8501850
pshh i have been shot, stabbed and broken arm, i cannot do a good job desu desu senpai
>>8501970
Maybe, but you set a very high standard
>>8501970
Kek. Sounds like a good time.
>>8501970
If I could hug you right now I would
I'm sorry you put up with so much shit
>>8501986
NICK?
lol where are you staying? that you have internet
>>8501946
It would be funnier if it was true. But It's April first.
>>8502043
Hey
Yeah I'm back for a few days
have to leave in a sec tho
>>8501946
well it is april 1
>>8502032
pasta pls :3
>>8502121
wait the boat thing is over? I bet that was fun.
Aw
>>8502048
>>8502134
seems like kind of a weaksauce prank.
"haha, we destroyed our own site."
i bet they will try to play it off like that tho.
>>8502157
well all the boards are still functional. they should make it to even all the boards aren't functional tho
>>8502134
I mean it though
>>8502154
>>8502190
Apony/T-hoodie's art is really good
Ultimately he got me into futa, which ultimately turned me bi
>>8502157
It's weak because its so obvious its a lame April fools joke. But ff it turns out to be true it's funny as shit.
>>8502190
they aren't functional, at least /b/ isn't.
or is it? the last post was at 12:40am.
>>8502229
like i said. seems like an odd choice of prank.
>>8502207
lol ur bi? wow gay
>>8502154
Yes, and it was quite fun. I will be going again. I'm considering taking their one hundred fifteen day world tour.
What's up? Have you continued your drinking from this morning? and some other stuff i see
>>8502345
Yes I am the gay
But only for cute feminine guys, never really liked taller, bigger guys all too much
Same for women desu
>>8502354
smuggle me with you, i'm low maintenance don't worry
i wasn't srs, not drunk, not coke and not weed either.. i just woke up lel
>>8502393
typical
>>8502412
That's what I was planning on doing, should be easy enough. I may be able to fit you in the carry on. Ah, that's good I guess, however it is a bit boring. What are doing tonight? I probably have to leave in five minutes
>>8502412
Are you actually low maintenance though?
>>8502400
definitely raises the possibility of it being legit.
>>8502517
I'm not doing jack. I was drinking with my friend at his place yesterday. It was pretty fun.
How long will you be?
>>8502533
I don't know, is food and those necessities expensive? if yes then i guess i'm not that low maintenance
>>8502302
i didn't notice that, it is
lel well if it is an elaborate ruse, it's' quite the elaborate one...
Going to the store, see you guys in a bit
>>8502425
What can I say, I like being the big spoon
Since I'm 6'4 I guess that isn't hard tho
>>8502393
>never really liked taller, bigger guys all too much
you dislike everything i like
i think it's important that the various narcs who lurk here don't cap us taking responsibility for the 8ch hack.
so nobody do that.
>>8502645
buy doritos tho
>>8502665
>the various narcs
i laughed more than i should have
>>8502665
oh, we aren't taking responsibility?
whoops.
>>8502613
The jewish one? Was their house cool?
Few hours about.
>>8502613
On this ship there were decks where food was free and options for some fairly excellent paid meals. I did that every night. Oh, alcohol is where they make a lot of their money, that is never free but that's alright. I think I have a light case of Mal de débarquement, my body longs to return to the sea.
She's coming back, fellas!
>>8502732
dear 8ch admins:
you have been hacked by the pony underground.
you broke the deal. you were warned.
please make a note of it.
>>8502783
based
>>8502665
>>8502809
Nobody would believe that either.
>>8502732
Yeah, dude he gave me a bag of mini dehydrated sausages and they were fugin awesome, i ate them all..
mal de debarquement.. i can understand that, i know it's not spanish but i can read it in such and know what you just said
you spent winter in snowy woodlands, a month in the sea and what's next? you have a really cool life
>>8502809
spread it like wildfire!
>>8502856
we have a skitty.
>>8502883
I have a dehydrated sausage for you, skitty.
>>8502940
Why is your "sausage" dehydrated?
>>8502927
I mean because its April fools day. You can't trust anything anybody says today.
Hiya bread!
>>8502927
>find evidence skitty hacked a site
>feds show up at his place and lock him in a deportation holding cell
I like this idea.
>>8502979
I'm ready.
>>8503012
hi canon.
>>8502883
What treat, and did you two have some good fun together?
Yes, the spring is for the tropics. Summer is for lakes and and fall and winter are for woodlands. or something like that. But on tuesday I leave for the bahamas for the first of two fishing trips, it should be fun and I believe the house has innernette.
>>8503012
canon
>>8503012
Let me pull off your hijab
>>8502999
LOL
this is making me lol more than it should but JUST LOL
bai
>>8503199
>>8503054
hello!
how's it going?
>>8503058
Hello...nick?
>>8503061
It would be extremely painful
>>8503207
bai!
>>8503207
stay safe.
>>8503058
Well we hanged and got drunk and we talked about the EM Drive, double slit experiment and google's quantum computer and 4chan for a while. Oh, so you're finally going on that bahamas trip? neato. Take pics
>>8503207
Solong
>>8503249
good enough I suppose. just hangin.
how's things with you?
holy chit so my friend deserves to be in prison for a long time.. this fuggin faggot has a knack for domestic violence, assault on an elderly, beating up two chicks..
>>8503033
git that dehydrated sausage away from me!
>>8503341
>>8503379
You have some fucked up friends.
>>8503413
Yeah, i do I guess. My uncle once slammed his truck into a border patrols car and beat the crap out of them and poured gas inside their car, made a gas trail down the road and lit it from his truck, peeled out as the car exploded behind them, that was pretty dope but really illegal
>>8503341
yer friend is a piece of shit.
>>8503409
>>8503470
I told two other friends that last night and they felt the same way.
What the heck does a tunk out mean?
kiss me!!
>>8503318
Not bad, ate supper, working a bit on a project, gonna chill for a bit then head to bed later on
>>8503491
is tunk. you know.
that meat in your mouth.
and I'm not talking about speedo sausage. :^)
dude needs some sense beaten into him I bet.
>>8503463
KEK. That's fugging awesome.
>>8503505
>>8503525
>speedo sausage.
legit don't know what that means or what you're saying
>>8503505
/blows skitty a kiss.
>>8503575
dick. skitty.
I'm talking about dick.
that clarify things for you?
>>8503520
nice, nice.
>>8503565
>>8503584
WEW!!
>>8503622
oh cool you should show us yours
>>8503646
here you go, babe.
>>8503677
Nigger dicks look like huge long turds.
>>8503677
>>8503692
sexy, right?
>>8503694
<3
as promised, we have demolished the bastard 8ch and delivered the head of its treacherous owner jim to our new master hiro as tribute.
long live hiro! long live 4chan!
>>8503730
moot would be proud
>>8503463
>really illegal
Naw, I'm sure that's fine. Worst you get for that is usually just a citation.
>>8503730
really? how'd we do that? how come I missed the attack?
>>8503850
this was a deep state op.
information was deemed need to know.