/sug/ Steven Universe General - /co/sug/ is dead edition
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>Onion Gang:
Stream: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4tc82e
Mega: https://mega.nz/#!d9cEUThL!bDR99NGe88Vw1PQCdd11LPdcgKimmdT9ZFYhI952WTQ
>Last One Out Of Beach City:
Stream: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4sj22s
Mega: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw!ooECxQBA
>Episode downloads
720p (plus comics and soundtracks): https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p (fixed): https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw
>Weekly airing schedule (click to the right of the logo, times in EST)
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/shows/steven-universe/pictures/index.html
HERE BE UNMARKED SPOILERS:
(This isn't /co/, spoiler tags are useless here, tread accordingly)
>2 minute clips and screenshots from CN's server
http://kametsu.com/topic/54797-cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>Leakbot
https://sug.rocks/leaks.html
OFFICIAL SITES:
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
http://keepbeachcityweird.tumblr.com
http://twitter.com/PERIDOT5XG
MISCELLANEOUS:
>SDCC SU Panel
https://mega.nz/#!YYhkEaZZ!-mydwVkQAbQyx0CsH7yp34pG6MquXMPkNbkFbPuXzlU
>SDCC Zuke's SU Zine
https://mega.nz/#!eJ9EnSwT!8OUGwk3JOpCcrG7umF4xw3g9MKq4kp873LQvo3lxDQ8
>Show Soundtrack
https://mega.nz/#F!M4tE3YLb!9oBoy3l9CtQ3VK9F2bHlUA
>Attack the Light (mobile game) Soundtrack
https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>Archived threads
http://desuarchive.org/co/search/subject/sug/
http://archived.moe/trash/
>Dedicated /sug/ website
https://sug.rocks
SEXY
Schway
post peridot
>>5393960
>tfw other people do your job
>>5393960
same shit every other thread, but with porn
Here we go.
>>5393993
reee
>>5394007
Love it
Here we go.
>>5394007
There has to be a better sized version of that
WELL SHIT THERES ALREADY PORN, GETT OUT THE PARTY POPPERS
>>5394007
What this guy said, you get used to it
>>5393990
Kek, wasn't sure you'd be here, wanted to keep the spirit running.
I don't have the dedication to consistently do something like that though, so I just try to help out other people.
Lappy makes me happy
>>5394013
>>5394036
this is awkward.
>>5393946
Aww, you didn't even try to match our edition theme.
>>5394036
> inb4 *Enter SU character* is not for sexual
>>5394063
Hope you like Jasper.
>>5394088
Stop it, Zuke.
>>5394067
Unfortunately, we must fuse by law.
>>5394063
I want to lick her back
>>5394079
What a degenerate fetish.
why is there no CO /sug/
>>5394106
i'm down
>>5394106
>Navy Garnet
I need this
>>5394052
Lol, it's no biggie. Thanks for the help.
>>5394092
>inb4 said post is flooded with porn of said character
good evening /trash/
The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head, and I cried.
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.
Anyone want a request? [spoiler]I'm still not doing lewd[/spoiler][spoiler]yet[/spoiler]
Let the /trash/ games begin!
>>5394133
>>5394115
We're banned, broski.
Peridot is NOT for lewd
>>5394125
>>5394126
>>5394142
Can't believe I almost forgot about this image.
>>5394144
i request you to kill yourself
>>5394163
You're right, she's for fug.
There MUST be some cripple porn out there of Peridot.
>>5394102
I honestly think lapis is the worst just cuase she has the most inflation shit
>>5394126
Nah dude, Eyball has been eying that p0ssi scene day one
>>5394163
IMCOMING PERIDOT PORN FLOOD
>>5394171
Eyeball Garnet is really giving me some Nigel Uno vibes.
>>5394144
Sapphire fake dying.
>>5394151
Why, what did we do
we are still running no?
>>5394163
BEST GEM
E
S
T
G
E
M
>>5394198
turning a skinny hot girl fat is very hot
>>5393618
do you seriously think she's orange?
go see your optometrist anon
>>5394214
We're on hiatus, bro. No reason to have a general.
>>5394180
If you are the same person as before I told you it's on my to do list.
>>5394192
god this was so fucking good! pretty hot too
>>5394133
O, that this too too solid flesh would melt, Thaw and resolve itself into a dew! Or that the Everlasting had not fix'd His canon against self-slaughter! O God! God! How weary, stale, flat and unprofitable, Seem to me all the uses of this world! Fie on't, ah fie, 'tis an unweeded garden, That grows to seed; things rank and gross in nature Possess it merely. That it should come to this! But two months dead, nay not so much, not two, So excellent a king, that was, to this Hyperion to a satyr, so loving to my mother That he might not beteem the wings of heaven Visit her face too roughly. Heaven and earth, Must I remember? Why, she would hang on him, As if the increase of appetite had grown By what it fed on; and yet within a month - Let me think not on't; frailty, thy name is woman - A little month, or ere these shoes were old With which she followed my poor father's body Like Niobe, all tears, why she, even she - O God, a beast that wants discourse of reason Would have mourned longer - married with my uncle, My father's brother, but no more like my father Than I to Hercules. Within a month, Ere yet the salt of most unrighteous tears Had left the flushing in her gall'd eyes, She married. O, most wicked speed, to post With such dexterity to incestuous sheets! It is not, nor it cannot come to good. But break my heart, for I must hold my tongue.
>>5394225
For you
>>5394214
WEAK
MINDED
FOOOOOOOOOOLS
Helmsman set shitposting to full.
>>5394203
>>5394146
>lapis tentacle porn
why hadn't i thought of this sooner
>>5394259
SANITY IS FOR THE WEAK
>>5394259
>>5394203
source?
>>5394228
>someone thinks Ruby is orange
I have similar situation.
Is bismuth BLUE or GREY? I say grey
GREEN IS BEST
>>5394266
We've been stuck on full for a month.
>>5394299
She's a nignog
>>5394299
light periwinkle
I order, a Stevidot porn flood!
was there no new episode this week?
>>5394240
Only decent one I have. It's a fucking travesty there isn't more.
is there a new ep today?
>>5394299
That's not even close to being a similar situation.
>>5394330
I don't like it.
You cannot halt the green tide
>>5394330
>implying I have any
The first /trash/ thread will be shitposting. The others will level out after people get sick of posting the same porn pics.
>>5394354
Yes it's allowed
>>5394330
>>5394342
Correct! The show is in Hiatus mode. Don't expect new episodes anytime vaguely soon. It'll probably be at least a couple of months, if not sometime next year, before we get Gem Harvest and the rest of the season.
>>5394330
DEAR NEWFAGS:
Shota and loli are against the rules. Reported, enjoy your ban
>>5394368
That's what you think!
I am an eternal meme baby
>>5394393
Fuck off, Brad
>>5394093
I prefer her either by herself or with Greg to be honest
>>5394393
Spoil sport
>>5394393
But I just saw a foalcon thread like yesterday.
Believe in Becky!
>>5394409
That's an animal dumbass
>>5394342
Because sugar is a fucking gay degenerate bootlicking faggot
>>5393946
This looks like Shad
>>5394409
Brad's a triggered little bitch who reports all shotacon.
>>5394078
match what?
>>5394393
>tfw might need to be careful while posting sapphire lewds
Imagine
>>5394368
Its okay anon, when they stop posting porn pics, FrankuFag will be here to stay
>>5394419
January Japanese Bootleg fireworks
>>5394405
>>5394447
Sapphire is drawn like a womanlet, it's fine
>>5394425
Lapis cucking ice cunt soon
>>5394442
How do you know his name is brad, and how do you know it's him?
>>5394447
>Imagine
Sapphire? Eww
>>5394419
As lovely as that would be, that's a negative, anon. It would have been announced by now.
>>5394477
He's the only one who gets triggered by shota.
>>5394393
>saying newfag
Careful anon, your babyface is showing
>>5394447
If it's cuck, you can leave it in your folder.
If not, I'd like to see it.
>>5394409
that's just bestiality
>>5394330
id normaly say no, but im a huge stevidot nerd, sides
i could use a ban
>>5394475
>It's a Steven/Ruby/Peridot/Lapis foursome episode
BECKY
Check my digits
>>5394522
Lets not do that.
>>5394522
Witnessed
>>5394475
Lapis cucking sapphire and getting with Ruby?
>>5394522
I came.
>>5394526
>>5394522
>>5394516
where is the sugar piss I was promised earlier?
>>5394510
What about combined tweens?
>>5394526
>mods
>>5394555
Checked
>>5394555
FUCK YOU. CLOD
>>5394512
Lappy's gotta get her shortstack fix somehow
>>5394555
Ok that one's pretty nice.
>>5394558
when?
>>5394522
>>5394555
>>5394555
Checked
>>5394497
>Purposefully saving cucking or ntr
Why would i ever..?
>>5394562
14+12=36
So yes
>>5394526
in /trash/ no one can hear you scream "MODS"
>>5394588
>14+12=36
>>5394562
It's okay if she has tits, right?
>>5394581
LEAVE BECKY ALONE
>>5394588
>14+12=36
kek
>>5394603
then lion comes in and eat them both
>>5394588
>36
Nigga
>>5394585
Some people have shitty taste in porn, I just wanted to make it clear that wasn't welcome.
>>5394516
http://www.wikihow.com/Pee-Standing-up-Without-a-Device
> tfw I learned about this at SupaNova
>>5394603
more ooc than say uncle
>>5394588
>>>/school/
>>5394183
Doing this one but I stole this Pearl pose
>>5394454
Hap Lap
>>5394647
I want to craft my own Peridot doll from the pubes of a giant woman.
>>5394673
>>5394666
thanks, satan.
>>5394599
WHERE'S HER FUCKING NOSE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>6 month hiatus
oh jeebus
>>5394700
*3 week hiatus
LADS
Have we been kicked off /co/ again?
Is the series back on hiatus again?
>>5394562
I'm fine with tweens
>>5394700
Is the October Bomb a meme at this point?
THE MEMES
OH GOD THE MEMES
>>5394666
Lewd satan
>>5394695
no need
it's like sapphire
>>5394716
yes, we are here, mods said so
Classic ian hahaha
So why is /sug/ banned on /co/? And where exactly is the rule banning it?
>>5394666
I knew Pearl's ass was evil.
>>5394711
That will interfere with the MAGA crusade
>>5394752
>So why is /sug/ banned on /co/?
Because /sug/ it's too fast for the mods to moderate them
>And where exactly is the rule banning it?
Mod's ass
>>5394765
But why? What's the issue with it?
>>5394700
>implying the show won't get cancelled when some sperg tries to kidnap becky
>>5394321
Her mech didn't have nearly enough dakka, though. Sure, had some exploding fings and crushy bits, but needs more dakka.
>>5394746
>Becca just walked over here and gave me this bowl of water
>I don't know what this means
>Why are you guys laughing?
>I'm confused
>Is this some kind of practical joke?
>Please, somebody tell me what's going on
>>5394796
Not just /sug/
But the rest of /co/ increases in shitposting to get us banned.
>>5394735
do you even watch the show? her nose is pretty big. like connie's
>>5394791
>
>>>
>>5394666
>>5394691
>>5394733
>>5394755
>>5394183
>>5394144
Yea sorry went full lazy on this one by stealing the pose
>>5394802
>Becky cancels the show due to birthing a stillborn
>>5394752
>So why is /sug/ banned on /co/? And where exactly is the rule banning it?
Their logic is here
>>>/co/86473125
>Since the series is in hiatus and there's nothing new to discuss, Steven Universe general threads are going to go into hiatus as well. You can still have occasional threads which discuss specific characters, episodes, aspects, etc, of the show, but perpetual one-after-the-other general threads with no new material to discuss inevitably leads to excessive off-topic and low quality posting.
>>5394853
>>>/ooovvvxxx/
Another day, another thread...
>>5394842
don't fucking tell me what to do
>>5394880
DON'T COST NOTHIN
>>5394752
It always gets banned during show hiatuses. It used to be the only general that was subject to that rule because some assmad mod doesn't like the show, but others fell under the purview (I assume because we bitched about it a lot) so at least now the moderation is consistent.
They're likely extrapolating from Rule 6, given that post quality in generals tends to decline during hiatuses.
>>5394890
>>5394558
Oh right. No promise on it looking too much like her or being good. Will do it later tonight or tomorrow.
>>5394838
yummy
>>5394820
He's recording wet pussy noises for the inevitable lapidot scene
Post your most top quality Lapis lewd. The pick of the liter. The crown jewel. I'm sick of searching countlessly for something to masturbate to on tumblr, that place has 10 shitty images for every ok image.
How reliable is the archives for /trash/
I know since these threads are DELETED and not archived if i say, go to sleep and this thread is gone by tomorrow, i won't see anymore posts beyond what i went to sleep on.
So how reliable are the archives and how often do they save images.
>>5394880
Holy shit it's been a long time since I've seen this
>>5394838
Excellent, amazing, Pearrrrlfect!
>>5394941
Pretty reliable
>>5394941
desuarchive.org/trash/ is fine
archived.moe banned searching for threads, idk why
>>5394954
>>5394880
Whoa nice to see you
>>5394654
so not at all
>>5394938
I'll find better stuff as time goes on.
>>5394828
oh i didn't see that
it's a short scene
>>5394946
GONE FOREVER
I've seen you guys posting sexy Stevens, Gregs, and Ronaldos. Some of you are into BBMs, aren't you?
>>5394934
I don't get it. Are they fusing or fucking?
>>5394819
RWBY had their generals intact on /co/ until recently. I don't know if they were relegated to /trash/ or voluntarily went here like /tlhg/
But as the fastest threads on /co/, mods had always a hateboner for SU related threads.
I mean, you couldn't even have a SU thread on /co/ before /trash/ was made
>>5394205
So dieing for real?
>>5394963
Wow just like home school
>>5394991
Big Boy Men?
>>5394915
TAILOR-MADE SUITS
Finally, I can post this full image
>>5395006
Yes, fake dyeing.
co su threads aren't banned. They're forbidden. Anyone who posts them will be banned.
>>5394988
fucking peridot ruining the image with her memes in the background.
>>5395018
COST A LOT ASSHOLE
>>5395003
Is there a difference?
>>5395023
fake dieing but for real you mean?
>>5394963
Does anyone have the other pic after this one that's ruby masturbating to the scene?
>>5395031
FUCKing peridot
>>5395031
Kek
>>5395048
Yea.
>>5395044
>Is there a difference?
>lapidot shippers
>>5395018
More zone
>>5395022
fuck off woskis
>>5395053
This place is gonna take some getting used to.
>>5395053
>Peridot is as tall as Lapis
This is either old or the artist can't draw characters to scale.
>>5395052
She's masturbating to a different thing but i know what you mean.
>>5395055
For a second I thought Bismuth was plugged into the wall.
>>5395080
You first, Brad.
>>5395082
Post high quality porn of Best gems.
>>5395079
Not a fan of zone's artstyle. It's just not sexy to me.
>>5395123
Okay
>>5395113
fucking lewd.
Since we're here, is there any purple jasp x doc lewder than this?
>>5395077
No gem genitals
>>5395123
you can't post loli
>>5394446
The edition names. We had a theme to them for about a month now (aside from a couple around Labor Day) but I guess that's all over now that /co/ is back.
>>5395123
>can't shapeshift
>>5395123
>best gems
So all of them?
>>5395125
He practically replicates the show's style
>>5395055
I miss Woolie.
>>5395166
Peridot isn't a kid
HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND
>>5395123
So this is the full image?
Disappointing, to be honest. I expected a blue dick.
Pearl did nothing wrong
>>5395166
Why do you hate freedom anon?
>>5394938
>>5395079
You can tell Lapis wants it due to the fact shes not using the water powers to kill them.
>>5395113
Now that is some degenerate shit, out of this house
>>5395180
>Not make the hole for her yourself using a drill and some lube
Pussy
>>5395192
It doesn't lend itself to porn. But I mean in general I don't really like zone's stuff.
>>5395201
conohi isn't into that
>>5395181
This
>tfw you have no porn that includes all the gems
>>5395216
>>5395108
It's steven's 240 Volt ScrewMaster Pro 5000 blowup latex chibi Bismuth doll with 6 speed pulsating vagina, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection pouch, together with optional built-in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system.
>>5395113
Going clockwise it's
>Jasper voring Peridot
>Lapis sitting on Jasper's face
>Lapis and Peridot making out
>Peridot massaging Jasper's feet while Lapis rides her face
>>5395230
I'm sure there's orgy stuff out there. I haven't seen it, but that's just because I don't view SU porn.
>>5395180
Her face looks like a child being petulant about eating her vegetables.
>>5395243
>>5395235
>tfw you realize steven has fucked all the gems in rose's room
>>5395220
Let the usurper take franku's place.
>>5395279
I wonder if they'll know
>>5395268
Lapis hates carrots.
>>5395285
this
frankus content went down the shitter
>>5395268
That's because she's being force fed a blue ribbon squash.
>>5395272
Add in jasper's demise
>>5395155
That clearly never stopped Greg. And if they can make it enjoyable for themselves I don't see why they wouldn't try to make genitals for themselves to have fun with.
>>5395305
You just have no taste for Franku's avant-garde style
>>5395305
Does he still do songs? I like his rapping.
>>5395303
But she loves orange soda
>>5395333
I didn't even know who ian was before he was cool. I tended to stay away from humor that far on the alternative side, but it's grown on me.
>>5395155
>Lappy feet
>With Peridot
I hate how that image makes me feel.
>>5395357
Orange soda is disgusting
>>5395357
I've had that image for a while, but when I first saved it, I thought it was Peach soda.
There really needs to be a lot more porn of these two, and I'm saying that knowing there's already quite a lot.
>>5395401
You really need to neck yourself.
>>5395325
specially himself
>tfw steven is gay for himself
>steven tag was an excuse to get touchy
Anymore requests? I have no idea what to draw for Sapphire faking her death but for real and she really dies but it's faking and also I'm not killing myself yet
>>5395329
Greg only had intercourse for only the purpose of procreation.
>>5395401
You could walk out your door and get flooded in Lapidot porn, there's so much of it.
Fuck off.
>>5395401
Damn that's a good pic
I'm considering going back through all of steven universe and recording every shot resembling cleavage on the gems
>>5395305
Thats cause the real Frank is lost in the release thanks to chin chin, the Frank with the hat is an impostor.
>>5395338
Pink Season is out soonâ„¢
New episode out tomorrow
>>5395401
>areola
although I guess that's not an issue now.
>>5395413
You need to get shot in the chest
>>5395435
More of Lapis wearing this outfit
>>5395401
>>5395447
What a fucking gay.
>>5395413
>>5395438
Dafuq is your guises problem?
>>5395453
I got you famborghini diablo gt
>>5395442
might as well
Just upload the folder when you do.
>>5393946
Now here's a rare pair in lewds.
>>5395436
If that's what you believe
>>5395447
The only videos ive enjoyed from his hat phase are the cakes, and even that is a stretch
>>5395295
>steven's showing peridot his new jorts
>>5395488
I hate you.
>>5395436
>Greg: Look these last few months have been great
>Rose: Oh yes~
What did she mean by this?
>>5395510
My bad dog, here, fixed it for you.
>>5395488
INDEXER
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>5395401
>>5395516
Now I want to fuck you.
Subtle, yet beautiful.
>>5395488
You're making me miss Indexer. That's how horrible you are.
>>5395531
Well that backfired.
I should have remembered you fuckers are masochists.
>>5395558
>implying it isn't indexer falseflagging to make people appreciate him
How long will it take until the normies leave?
>>5395561
Now what're you gonna do?
>>5395598
I was gonna just pretend it didn't happen.
>>5395614
That makes two of us.
>>5395325
even rose?
>>5395596
>Implying we can leave
If we could i would have left a long time ago.
>>5395495
There are not enough of this pair.
nice
>>5395577
That's probably indexer you're replying to, he's the only one who would ever say that they miss indexer.
>>5395651
not true. believe or not indexer did have people who appreciated him.
at least one, anyways.
>>5395622
Especially Rose
>>5395667
>"oh man, those feelings are complicated"
gross, steven.
>>5395495
Is this what you wanted, Rose?!
>>5395661
I appreciate him. Just not when he's having one of his autistic image wars with the mods.
>>5394711
source?
>>5395661
I appreciated his effort, but not his methods. If he just linked to the source instead of reposting the higher quality version, he'd be great.
>>5395698
>let me drive my cock into your quartz
We back niggas!
>>5395701
I appreciate what he does, and I'm entertained by him fighting the mods. It's a win-win.
>>5395736
Shut up, clod.
>>5395720
His reasoning for doing it the way he does it is completely fucked, but he DOES have his reasons. He's been doing it for a long time and I have to respect his dedication at least.
>>5395694
would that be incest or masturbation? technically they're the same gem
>>5395742
I don't know.
It's funny at first, sure, but after like fifty or so deleted images, it just kind of gets annoying.
>>5395764
Actually it'd be half regular sex and half masturbation since he's half Greg.
>>5394938
>>5395698
>Healing jizz
>>5395815
>Lifesaving Facials
>>5395815
Healing sex is best sex
>just got the news
Ahhh
home sweet home
>>5395577
Hah, no, neither my image collection nor my google-fu matches his autism level.
Plus while I do appreciate him, he's still an clod who sometimes makes zero sense. He once respond to a comic compilation I posted with a slightly higher rez version of the same compilation, when neither were the original art work. But File size or bust, I guess.
>>5395815
Remember that theory that Steven's healing spit induced loyalty in the receiver?
>>5395596
Hopefully soon
Give it a week or two
>>5395869
He also takes issue with .jpg, don't forget that.
Why the FUCK isn't there Pearl stuffing art
>>5395890
It's that dude with the stuffing fetish! We need to get exdiaperanon over here so we can chat about fetishes again.
>>5395877
I hope Eyeball befriends Steven.
IF we ever see her again.
>>5395877
First I'm hearing of it, but I like the sound of it
>>5395512
Subtle. Ok mate you got me.
>>5395873
This is simultaneously hot and hilarious.
>>5395924
I wanna be garnets sex toy
>>5395890
>>5395924
>>5395969
Disgusting yet arousing
>>5395488
>cutie migrated
I so happy
>>5395453
I looked up a pose of running with a parasol but accidentally typed running with a parcel so.
The arms are pretty jacked up one this one.
>>5395998
That's not me, but yeah I'm here
>>5395924
>>5396010
>running with a parasol but accidentally typed running with a parcel
That got a real good laugh out of me. Thanks, though!
>>5395966
Who doesn't
>>5396010
I;ll just blame the messed up body on it being "late"
>>5396014
I WAS TRICKED
oh right, being in /trash/ means people can post porn
>>5396048
That's all for tonight probably
>>5396066
Don't let your mom find out
>>5395998
Do you really think the real dude would post that one?
>>5395206
Yeah buddy, I'm gonna need the source of that.
>>5396108
I didn't even notice the
>2KB
Till after I hit post
post your sexiest connies
>>5396142
>>5396119
Lapis, don't do it.
>>5396142
>>5396142
That's not steven
>ban appeal was accepted
Thank you, you cutie mods~!
>>5396142
anyone got jasper x connie?
I'm asking for a friend.
I miss /co/ where every other post wasn't porn
>>5396158
She deserves Steven.
>>5396193
What did you DO
>Bloople X Jamie
That's novel, I like it
>>5396200
Instead every other post was Pearl or Lapis.
>>5396193
You're a fucking liar, they don't even look at the appeals.
[spoiler]what were you in for?[/spoiler]
>>5396193
What'd you get banned for?
>>5396206
Or Peridot and Lapis together.
>>5396202
>>5396208
Impersonating a mod in the last /co/ thread, but I was doing it as a joke. It was a goof!
>>5396208
can't do that here anon
>>5396226
>I can't do my 15 minutes meme
i'm in fucking hell
>>5396119
Sorry, I just have that crop
>>5396173
she's cute AND sexy
>>5396224
"It's just a prank, bro" is a legitimate, accepted defense?
>>5396247
>>5396224
They hate that, yeah.
>>5396249
and 12
>>5396255
In the context it was presented in, it was obviously a joke.
http://doodleordie.com/r/JCwArU7teX
come draw stuff. Skills not required, but on topic stuff is appreciated
>>5396259
12 and 3/4s!
But hasn't been a while since that episode?
>>5396119
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=50453983
>>5396265
Mods don't care about the context.
>>5396248
I was thinking more along the lines of lewd, but platonic works too.
>>5396290
they obviously do, he was acquitted.
You degenerates don't actually think Ronaldo and other fat men are sexy, right?
[not really spoiler]Since we're on /trash/, I can post pics if you want ;)[/spoiler]
>>5396311
You fucking idiot.
>>5396319
You're right, I don't think that.
>>5396319
please don't.
>>5396319
I'd hang with Ronaldo if he were a real person.
>>5396331
>>5396338
But I wanted to feel sexy...
>>5396319
Ronaldo? No.
Strong and chunky is good, but an overhanging gut and other unsupported flab is just off-putting.
>>5396360
Don't look to others for validation. Love you for you.
>>5396293
Don't think I ever saw such a thing
>>5396360
You're beautiful in your own way, faggot.
http://www.newyorkcomiccon.com/en/Sessions/32294/Cartoon-Network-Presents-Steven-Universe
Calling all Crystal Gems! Join Steven Universe creator Rebecca Sugar and friends to catch a glimpse of never-before-seen footage and a inside look at the making of Steven Universe and Rebecca’s new book, The Answer. And when the Crewniverse is around, things are bound to get musical. It is an experience – we'll make sure it’s a good one! Part of the back-to-back panel extravaganza preceded by Regular Show at 10:30 AM.
Featuring Special Guests: Rebecca Sugar and some special gems!
>>5396384
But I don't like my body.
>>5396200
Fuck you
>>5396403
Then change it.
hey /sug/
I didn't see ya on /co/..
Should I make a thread?
>>5396413
Yeah, go right ahead ;^)
>>5396413
yea
>>5396403
you have to love yourself, or you'll never think you're worth it enough to change. If you want to improve your health, learn to love yourself enough to feel you deserve to be healthy. If not, learn to love yourself as you are.
>>5396404
Fuck me!
>>5396319
Do it, i triple dog dare you
>>5396444
Fuck us
>>5396413
We're forboden, so you'll probably be banned.
I just yawned and I tasted mac n cheese
Am I gonna be ok?
>>5396401
>some special gems
??
Peridot mascot costume?
>>5396401
>some special gems
so whichever VAs happen to be available? Cool, I guess.
It'd be cool if Sucrose actually showed some interesting stuff like some rough drafts or early character designs.
>>5396444
Well i can't argue with those trips, where you at?
>>5396456
literally who
>>5396458
What'd you eat today?
>>5396469
L
>>5396456
>40.9 BMI
FFS, get healthy man. I can't can't stand seeing people do that to themselves.
>>5396458
You have lymphoma
>>5396474
Evangelion.
>>5396458
I contemplated dog knees over this comment
>>5396277
>>5396303
Honestly, this sounds crazy, but I'm pretty sure everything from the Barn to now has only taken like 1 month.
Steven's birthday, according to Sugar, is August 15th.
Assuming they have an early fall in delmarva, that pretty much lines up with how their trees were just starting to change color in Same Old World
Connie started school recently. Schools normally start sometime in September.
At least from Steven's Birthday, we've only gone like one month.
>>5396444
http://youtu.be/2FZtck7O8iQ
>>5396477
Last thing I had was some pizza
>>5396493
L
>>5396483
Well, I've lost 15 pounds in 3 weeks, so I'm slowly getting there.
>>5396511
vibes
>>5396498
what
>>5396511
oh no the vibes are coming back
>>5396526
It's one of my fetishes, right next to concrete enemas, Mexican sugar dancing, floor tiles and reincarnation.
>>5396531
The vibes never left, baby.
>>5396537
You had to scare diapers out of yourself though, the bullies demanded it
Can Jasper rape dogcopter?
>>5396549
No, Dogcopter is a fictional character, Steven.
>>5396401
I hope its Jasper's VA. I don't think she's been to any panels. I'd freak out if she was there.
>>5396549
Canonically dogcopter doesn't exist so no.
>>5396548
What? I'm talking about that weird fetish-ranking chart.
>>5396519
5 pounds a weeks not bad, keep it up Anon, you'll look great before you know it.
>>5396458
Update: I got more Pizza. That should fix it.
>>5396458
WebMD says cancer
>>5396579
Thank you, but it'll probably slow down to 2 pounds a week. I've tried weight loss before, and you usually lose a lot of water weight in the first week.
But this time I'm not quitting, because I'm going to change myself into a new person by 2018.
hold on wtf, I only started getting into this general about a week ago, and now its here. did I arrive at a bad time? Is /sug/ banned from /co/ or something? confused here
>>5396606
yes.
>>5396606
>did I arrive at a bad time?
Yes, welcome to hiatus.
>>5396597
Well, keep it up. I have a lot of respect for people who can pull themselves out of their bad habits. I'm sure you'll do great.
>>5396592
What kind of pizza
chubby pearl are you there?
>>5396606
When the episodes stop coming, the mods decide to kick us while we're down by forboding us from /co/, forcing us to slink back to /trash/
I have an idea for when I fill the Rebecca Sugar peeing request but it's gotta be a 3 part comic and also it's a Human Giant reference
>>5396625
It's homemade but not that good
Sauce cheese other chees and beef/sausage
It's good but I didn't have much of any of them for it.
>>5396667
That sounds awful. I hate combination pizzas, but if it's homemade, then that's cool. Did you make it yourself?
>>5394192
source on this?
Now that the dust it's truly settled, tell me /sug/
Was that story about Sugar miscarriage merely a ruse?
B E W A R E
>>5396680
Yep even the dough (which turned out a bit too thin)
>>5396688
yes
>>5396688
yes, now shut up about it before you summon them.
>>5396688
no
>>5396688
Yea
>>5396715
>frogposter
>>5394393
Ban test....3....2.....1
Looks like I'm not banned faggot. Now take some /ss/ genital fondling while your alien gf kisses your cheek for good luck sex.
>And I am a new fag, bitch, I'm fucking proud, I don't wanna be in this degenerate, rejected community anyways.
>I will gladly get out of this dumpster and back to /co/ once the hiatus is over
>>5393946
>I wonder if the hiatus really happened
>Ctrl+f /sug
>0
>fuck
>off to /trash/ I go
So, how did /sug/ take it when the hiatus was made official. And after we were promised a long lasting normal schedule after the bomb, too.
>>5396700
Cool as hell, man.
>>5396745
Thread quickly turned into an image spamfest.
>>5396745
Honestly I took it better than I expected.
I thought I would cry, but I've spent less time on /sug/ since I went back to work, so I guess I just needed something else to fill my time.
>>5396745
By SU's track record, that was a pretty long run of normal scheduling.
>>5396748
>>5396768
Cry, really now
>>5396798
figuratively
>>5396745
It's no big deal. I've been to /trash/ with /sug/ four times now. It felt great being away from here for so long.
requesting lapis with one big boob
>>5396813
Why?
>>5396813
Requesting this not be drawn
>>5396813
*one big bob
>>5396813
>one
>not three
>>5396813
a big boob instead of one of her eyes right?
http://sunewhome.smackjeeves.com/comics/2205900/page-1/
daily updates
can't see text, posting anyway
>>5396876
how's this for text
>>5396813
I filled my own request
Ayy, we can post lewd stuff again
>>5396896
>BM
>shitty edit
it's absolute garbage
>>5396896
>shipper taste
No surprise, there.
>>5396910
Thanks
>>5396648
And then it just kinda resurfaces back into /co/ when the hiatus ends?
>>5396896
What happened to her tits?
Are we gonna get more episodes soon guys? Even if it is a hiatus, I missed how comfy /trash/ was for a long while.
>>5396952
They fused
>>5396890
Peri on top like a Christmas tree
>>5396931
yeah, WE get to WE I think a couple of hours before the new episode comes out.
>>5394393
>implying Steven isn't really a thousand year old fat bitch who only looks young because he feels young
>implying petite gems like Peridot aren't space rocks hundreds of years old
Do you even watch the show, faggot?
>>5396956
"We're malatit now"
>>5396962
>not going lapis for eggs, peri for frogs, and jasper for dead babies
i'm disappointed
>>5396973
>malaboob
>monoboob
>>5396962
A Christmas Tree of pure misery
>>5396650
then we get lapis waterbending her piss right?
>>5396995
>not her taking the piss out of you
>>5396980
DEAD BABIES
GREAT FOR FRICASSEE
>>5396962
They happen to match their respective backgrounds
>>5397013
>not cum bending
>>5397013
>ywn enjoy the feeling of lapis forcing you to piss yourself
Why even live?
>>5397045
>ywn hear Lapis call your name in distress
>she will never tell you she had an accident
>ywn witness her warm golden fluids running down her leg
Has the warp pad in the beach house ever been shown from the top?
I'm trying to figure out how many sides is it supposed to have
>>5397055
3d printed ero figures when?
>>5397055
Good job
>>5397055
please don't post stuff anymore.
>>5397075
I can't think of an aerial shot of it. Maybe not
>>5397026
That'd stink, tho.
>>5397075
>>5397085
Cum stinks deliciously
>>5397123
I wonder how bad cut lapis smells
>>5397147
Bongwatery like
>>5397175
That doesn't sound too bad, then
>>5397202
WITH A HINT OF CITRUS
>>5397085
cum doesn't stink, if your cum stinks you should go see your doctor
>>5397055
I have someone who will do another one of these. Post what you want me to send them.
>>5397217
Not a rancid stink, just an unpleasant odor sort of like chlorine. My semen is fine.
>>5397246
Drink more pineapple juice
>>5397147
Gems wouldn't have the same bodily odors that humans have, and they don't bathe so they wouldn't have any artificial soap or perfume scents. They would probably pick up scents from their surroundings and not lose those scents for a while. I'm not sure how Garnet would smell, we don't know where she goes when she does solo missions and I don't remember ever seeing her room. Amethyst almost certainly smells like garbage, and pearl's room is filled with water, so she probably smells pretty sterile. All the cgs would carry a beach scent because of where they live. The barn gems would smell like dirt and tree sap, and they would pick up scents of whatever animals made it into their home. They probably work with art craft supplies, so they might smell like paint and glue as well. Jasper was constantly rolling around with gem animals, but she also took regular dunks in the ocean so I'd say she probably smells like brine.
So if gems can shapeshift functioning uteruses, does that mean they can shapeshift functioning cocks?
>>5397299
Why wouldn't they be able to?
>>5397075
11
>>5397299
Yes
>>5397283
Hardee har. I've never gotten a complaint about how it tastes from any of the women I've ever been with. I just don't like the smell of it, myself.
>>5397299
Sure, but since peridot can't shapeshift sh'e be unable to do either.
>>5397337
it's probably just you. I'm not disgusted by cum at all. but that's just me
>>5397298
>Amethyst almost certainly smells like garbage
Then how anyone can be closer to her with that smell?
>>5397337
Just because they didn't complain doesn't mean your cum isn't disgusting. The only way you can know for sure is if you taste it yourself.
Do it, faggot.
>>5397298
I meant "cut lapis" as in the unpleasant odor a real lapis gemstone gives off when damaged, but yeah.
>>5397314
The technicalities are against you anon
>>5397352
Wait a fucking second.
You're right, Peri can't shape shift.
>back for Log Date there was a deleted scene
>they put up the boards for it
>Involved Peri eating her first food, then Amethyst whispering how she'd next need to shapeshift a digestive tract
>Ends with Peri doing a weird face
We thought it was cut for time, but the truth is it was cut for LORE CONFLICTS.
Peridot can't ever experience the glory of pooping.
Also, she can't ever smex.
Also also, I guess this means Pearl CAN shapeshift, she was fine with drinking in LOOoBC.
>>5397364
Amethyst has been around longer than beach city has existed, I'm sure everyone is used to it by now.
>>5397365
>Just because they didn't complain doesn't mean your cum isn't disgusting.
Theeey've been pretty honest with me about how it tastes, and they've always either said "It's normal" or "Lol, I've never tasted it before today".
Regardless, I've tried my own cum before, and it tastes fine.
>>5397418
Alright, you got me. You win. I'm sure your cum is fine.
>>5397427
>I'm sure your cum is fine.
It's warm and blandly sweet, how does yours taste?
>>5397403
What if she poofed herself?
>>5397323
actually its probably 12
for the twelve tribes of Judah
>>5397446
I haven't tried it, the thought disgusts me.
I wouldn't drink my piss or eat my shit or earwax, why would I want anything to do with my cum?
>>5397460
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5KckytsmPA
>>5397463
Scientific curiosity, obviously
>>5397463
Shit, piss and earwax? That's revolting.
Just because I've tried my cum before doesn't mean I'm going to try everything that comes out of my body.
Plus it's a pretty normal thing for men to do. Once anyway, anymore than that, and it's just weird.
>>5397503
>normal thing for men to do
>>5397323
here's the problem, though: The amount and size of facets varies from picture to picture.
That's why I wanted a top-down view.
>>5397525
You must not have many friends, then.
>>5397477
SPACE WAR NOW
>>5397526
It doesn't
>>5397537
>The amount and size of facets varies from picture to picture.
see that's kind of the show's thing
>>5397526
Because men masturbate a lot. It's just a weird curiosity that comes with doing it, and I don't know about piss and shit because I've never thought of, nor ever will think about, eating it.
Tasting your cum on one occasion doesn't put you in the same boat as someone who eats shit for a living.
>>5397577
I know. They are inconsistent as fuck most of the time.
For example, the amount of steps in the stair leading up to steven's bedroom varies between 6 and 12 from episode to episode.
(Mode is 8, though)
>>5397545
Sorry we just dont casually talk about eating our own cum
>>5397612
Neither do we
>>5397600
12 seems to be the best bet desu
>>5397592
You still haven't explained why. I don't know about you, but I piss and shit far more often than I masturbate, and sure I've wondered what it tastes like, but for me it's in the same vein of wondering what my piss or shit tastes like. I get that you see a distinction, but you're not doing a good job of explaining what that distinction is.
>>5397526
>there are people who eat shit and drink piss
But those people are a minority, whereas cum is a fairly common bodily fluid to enter another person's mouth aside from saliva.
>>5397620
JUST LET HIM BE A DJ!
>>5397707
I don't think eating cum is that common, dude.
>>5397731
>>5397742
Relative to piss and shit it is.
>>5397759
Relatively, but it's still a minority.
>>5397796
I agree.
Does anyone have anything better they wanna talk about?
Something that doesn't involve shit, piss, and cum?
lets post doc
>>5397817
Agreed, let's talk about Jasper.
I'm with this dude. What multiplayer games do you guys play?
>>5397817
lapis' shit piss and cum
>>5397817
What's /sug/'s opinion of Katie Mitroff
>>5397831
Jasper is hot.
>>5397817
Do you think the Diamonds can fuse with each other? Homeworld seems okay with fusion so long as it's between the same type of gems, but do their colors make them different enough to prohibit fusion even amongst themselves?
>>5397833
On a Halo 5 gold grind right now
>>5397831
jasper is cute
>>5397840
She could pull off a mean Pearl cosplay
>>5397817
the circumference of the temple's warp pad.
>>5397833
Melee. Sm4sh is for losers
>>5397846
>Homeworld seems okay with fusion so long as it's between the same type of gems
Wait a sec, does that mean that Homeworld is some kind of metaphor where gay marriage is ok but straight marriage isn't?
>>5397876
What, no SSB?
>>5397831
Jasper's fucking rad.
>>5397833
OW usually, but I haven't been playing lately
>>5397840
no opinion at all. I'm sure she's fine, but i haven't seen anything in particular that wowed me. not sure if she drew pearl in restaurant wars but if she did good on her.
>>5397846
I'm sure they could, but I very much doubt they would unless they were really desperate. they're supposed to be keeping people in their castes, if they fuse then they're are condoning fusion, and that's the last thing you want to do when your empire is already shaky.
>>5397874
i thought that was settled.
>>5397892
>not sure if she drew pearl in restaurant wars but if she did good on her.
yep she drew that first shot (though the scene then switches to lamar)
>>5397846
I think it's very likely they fuse, though I'm not sure if any of the lower caste gems know that.
If the lower caste does know, it's likely that color doesn't matter when determining gem type. Only issue is that raises the question of why it's a problem Ruby and Sapphire fused.
>>5397878
Yeah, that's actually been a joke before. Something about Ruby and Sapphire being the first hetero couple, I can't remember the whole thing.
>>5397911
Luigi
>>5397911
King Dedede for Brawl, I've never played Sm4sh.
>>5397911
H5's story was the worst of the franchise, seriously disappointing and honestly ruins the direction of the series... saying that as a long-time Halo fanatic...
It had fun and replayable levels at least...
The overall game's features give me very mixed feelings. Its missing a lot of things that should've been standard after Reach, such as H5's armor customization being limited to Body set and Helmet. Thats it besides color...
Multiplayer is its only saving grace, as it feels very enjoyable and consistently fun. I've been playing the multiplayer like crazy the last 2 months or so. The REQ system it features was fancy and cool-loooking at first, but now has led to the game being a bit of a grind to unlock everything.
>>5397962
Yes they do and I'm one of them.
>>5397958
>brawl babies exist
No, that's cool, dude. I'd recommend that you at least shift to sm4sh. Don't listen to the melee dude when he tells you to play the real game, you're not ready. Dedede's a funny character.
>>5397962
Fuck off, Luigi is cool
New thread when
>>5397991
noo the conversation finally took a decent turn
>>5397965
>John and Thel never shared a single line of dialogue the whole campaign
JUST
>>5397999
Fuck your shit
>>5397999
standard. nice digits btw.
>>5397976
>brawl babies exist
I've been playing Melee since 2002, but cool, man.
>>5397299
Well if you want an actual response consider this:
>Gem bodies are basically made out of hard light
>Gems can indeed shapeshift their bodies to do bodily functions (like peeing, or even eating, confirmed by Amethyst in Catch and Release)
So with this information, maybe, because we don't know if said fluids are processed inside of their bodies with other organic chemicals or if they're just leaving the body.
Now we get to the hard hitting questions, could they create organic fluids on their own? Probably not, the only absolutely needed kind of fluid the gems would need is the intraocular fluid for the eyes since they need to blink, which may or may not be just a design choice, because to produce any organic fluid you would need to either eat or drink, and gems don't need to do either.
I would go as far to say that they could expell any type of fluids through any holes they shapeshift, so they could indeed shapeshift functioning cocks, if they drank someone else's cum.
>>5397999
trips city
>>5398015
What am I supposed to think, bro? You gave me a brawl main and never implied otherwise.
>>5398019
What if their eyes worked like cameras instead of actual eyes?
>>5398002
Hence that ending fuckin cutscene...
Want to see Thel/Chief/Halsey interact finally?
well sTAY tuNEd 2 f1ND 0UT kIDDOS BADADAPADABAP HALOOO SIXXX LaDS
>>5398036
That's a possibility, but that'd make it less likely for them to produce their own cum.
It feels like just hours ago /sug/ was still in /co/
I want to fuck Lapis Lazuli.
>>5398080
Imagine Lapis.
>>5397995
You're lucky were at image limit or I'd be posting webms.
>>5398080
im calling the cops
Why hasn't someone made a new thread yet. This isn't /co/ where you have to wait for page 10.
>>5398045
Seriously, the teaser cutscene in Halo 2 Anniversary hyped me up for Arby and the Chief to kick some ass together once again, but instead it's all wasted on Locke's team. Fuck, most of the game was spent playing as Locke instead of Chief with Blue Team!
>>5398109
No idea
>>5398080
Dude same
>>5398080
Fun fact: Lapis tastes like saltwater taffy.
:^)
>>5398104
>meme_police_lapis.png
>>5398133
does actual Lapis taste like saltwater taffy, tho?
New thread when
>>5394441
Nah, it's Slackerburst.