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>>7840377
welp, you're in for a wild ride of a life. No turning back now, OP.

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>>7840377
Can we get the story? Was it just the sight of them or did you do some kissing

>>7840377
Yes it is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVLGl_mV_iY

>>7839274
>Apparently this fag quickly deleted it after he announced his Patreon.

What a dick move. I haven't got it, unfortunately, but I'll give a bump in hopes that another anon can sort you out.

>>7840350

thanks anon, any help is appreciated

I'm also surprised how zaush hasn't made a Patreon sooner, you'd figure he's that kind of person.

>>7840378
Didn't he have a condition or something that was going to fuck up his ability to do art?

POST

CARDS

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>>7840334
*Post fish

>>7840359
I ran out

Butt

Swol

Oh

>>7834753
Whoa

O

>>7840020
I didn't really have any "gateway" influences. It just sorta happened naturally for me.

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>>7840020
The most infamous one from the '90s decade. I watched way too much Tiny Toons Adventures and then went way too deep into the wrong bulletin board systems. Crossed the point of no return when I found out about EWS and Hardiman and their skunk ladies..

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My gateway was almost a technicality.

She wasn't a furry in the sense of Minerva Mink or Krystal, but she was a wolf girl nonetheless, who debuted in .Hack//Legend of the Twilight Bracelet (ain't that a mouthful).

Ouka of the Divine Fist was a badass brawler who happened to take on the Werewolf class in "The World". In the show she wore a kind of tight purple onesie which showed off her curves, but in the manga she straight up had a bikini on. This, teamed up with a fuzzy boa draped around her shoulders, big fluffy wolf paw boots and sick spikes on her knuckles really sold her as a sultry striker. She would tormet the main character Shugo in much the way you expect a neesan anime stereotype to do. It didn't help that I was about Shugo's age at the time. It didn't help that shortly before .Hack Legend started airing, my room had been rented out to two college co-eds (I had a bunk bed) who teased me mercilessly in much the same way as Ouka did. It also didn't help that .Hack Legend aired late at night, when everyone else in the house was asleep and I was under my covers, alone and curious.

There was something that clicked in my little prepubescent brain when I thought about being in Shugo's place. I wondered just how realistic physical interactions in The World truly were. One night I dreamed of Ouka throwing away the facade and getting serious, catching me in the fluffy boa of hers and letting off some lupine aggression.

That was my first wet dream, and since then, I have always been attracted to girls with animalistic features.

I summon ____

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>>7839950

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>>7839907 (Yoshi banisher of bourbon)
>She sighs in content and hugs the empty bottle to her chest.
You'll have to be pretty fasht to even have a chance.. I'm pretty good at putting them down..
>>7839920 (Ruka)
>She leans against Luka so the two are supporting each other.
It's been fun..? S-so now you're leaving..?
You're not ganna drive right?..

End it all.

>>7839802
Why?

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I would start a religion.
A perfect religion.
In this religion, there are 3 major rules.

1. Don't be an asshole.
2. Sex is good for you, have it as much as you like unless it breaks the other rules.
3. Do not convert to a false religion.

I would perform miracles in small towns and rural areas, and would perform these miracles to make people join the cult.
Once it has grown big enough for someone to discover it and shut it down, I begin phase two.

A disease.

An unknown disease begins to spread rapidly across the globe, killing millions.
This disease will do no harm to those who are either in the cult, are part of a cult member's family, or have had sexual activity (including masturbation) since they were infected.
The disease, however, simultaniously fights other diseases, including STD's and other fatal illnesses, so long as they don't die from the disease.

The Earth has been cleansed of illness and prunes, and so begins phase 3.

An enourmous tower erects from the cult's point of origin, and it's doorways are the gateway to a dimension that looks similar to what would be visually similar to the depths of Hell.
Those who don't follow the religion will hear whispers in their head, stating the tower's location.
The dimension is filled with those who entered the tower, and they are stripped of clothing and are all given the ability to summon absolutely anything they want and to fufill any sexual desires they have, provided they do not interact with others in harmful ways without consent, and failing to do so will be met with exile from the dimension.
The tower disappears after a single year, after which the people who have not entered the tower will hear whispers that tell them that the world ends in 3 days.
After 3 days, I destroy the Earth by crashing the moon into it.

Then, I recreate a new Earth, with maybe a couple changes to reality, like whether jews exist or not.

And then, I start a religion.

>>7839660
if you need to beg on the internet to get people on your server then you must be some really undesirable fuckers to have around

>>7839660
I am bigger than jesus

>>7839660
What's it about?

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I jerk it to non-sexual things all the time, due to having weird and fucked up fetishes.

>pic related

>>7839174
Why would you fap to a giant red turtle, though?

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>>7839033
Only once.

cute

Cu- oh.

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>>7838857
still waiting for the mango fucker to deliver

>>7838884
The mango's been eaten or rotted by now

Remy is cute! CUTE!

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first for nick

First for wake the fuck up you malingering louts

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2nd for totally not gay.

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For Baki

Stupid niggers

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>>7838088
>What now?
>>7838099
I... I worry about other things too though..
Besides.. I don't see any of us dying soon..
Maybe..

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>>7837802
>Granted.
>You will have to find it.
Whaaaaaaaaaat? Geeeeeeeez.

>>7837863
kiss the doggo

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>>7837719
If you can read this, look closely at the "coin" I gave you.
Also tell Gigi to please not obliterate me if he were to ever find out.