ITT: Pokemon are real. Who's your favorite legendary?

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>>7837802
>Granted.
>You will have to find it.
Whaaaaaaaaaat? Geeeeeeeez.

>>7837863
kiss the doggo

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>>7837719
If you can read this, look closely at the "coin" I gave you.
Also tell Gigi to please not obliterate me if he were to ever find out.

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>>7837853
Dialga, but, like, Zekrom and this Xerneas dude seemcool too.

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>>7837853
I like the short one with the long tail.

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>>7837884
Ooo. I wonder how babe would ev-fur find out. That would fuckin' suck, would'n' it?

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>>7837853
Xerneas is kinda cool I guess.

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>>7837877
Nooooo?
>Zap the dummy.
>>7837853
Zekrom is cooooool! I wanna be like hiiiim.

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>>7837853
These are probably odd answers for someone like me, but I like articuno and zekrom.

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>>7837853
Silvally is technically a legendary, isn't it?

>>7837915
It definitely would warrant a far too early visit from him. Or you two, actually.

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Oh since my only real follower has been outed as...

An asshole.

I am making a new one.
>>7837946
You. Summon me as you wish. Even dubs or above.

I leave now.

45.

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>>7837853
deoxys, he's the nices guy i have ever met

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>>7837853
Reshiram.
Zekrom's a close second.
Also, somehow I've started understanding my team a lot better.
A lot better.
In one of their cases I'm not sure I should be glad of this.

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>>7837937
is this what you strive for?

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>>7837835
(the situation, came up literally right as I had to leave to go to the fucking doctors I could not fucking make it better)
(and like I said like 5 times before ans when I made that confession its only eve one single post every 2 to 5 days and usually something uncreative and along the lines or 'X character is shit)
(But either way, since I doubt Skitters will want to let me back into the Discord, I think I might do a character purge and kill off/give conclusions to of all my characters and start over so that way I can at least try to keep me playing them hidden and not have anyone Treat them differently or shit because I am playing them)
>Cosplay anon is still drunk in the alley
>he finds what he thinks is a toy Revolver
>he aims it at his head and pulls the trigger jokingly
>BANG
>cosplay anon is dead

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>>7837853
THIS JUST IN

Millions of Pokemon owners, trainers, keepers, breeders, and others are in a frenzy over a new development- it seems that most, if not all, species of existing Pokemon have somehow obtained the ability to talk. Some have blamed one organization or another for playing a cruel prank on the world, while others are calling it definitive proof to a fact that they might be new to, or that they might've known all along- that Pokemon are people, too. Governments around the world are scrambling to figure out what repercussions this has on everything from Pokemon breeding, to battling, to ownership of Pokemon as pets.

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>>7838003
... Yeeeeeees?
What is iiiiiit?

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>>7837989
uh.
Thank you, I'll light some incense by the shrine later.
Goodbye, Helix.

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>>7838023
Pokemon are all capable of vocalizing in English now?
My day to day life has changed none, but I now many who's lives are made the better by this.

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>>7838039
power can be yours
i know where to find it
but it is not without cost

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>>7838089
Coooooost? What's the coooooost?

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>>7838095
loyalty
you will be in my debt for as long as you possess the power

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>The Shadow pokemon Tree continues his murders
>over time he would become less and less active
>eventually he just becomes an urban legend/myth with years bordering upon 100+ between him being active

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>>7838067
Count me among them.
The world's changed in ways that rival the first Wishening now.
>>7838059
Since you've become the go-to authority on this recently, how would one go about setting up a Helix shrine?

>>7837884
>>7837835
>Xol (Turtwig) and Echo (Deerling) are in some sort of bedroom now crying against each other, Deerling balling way more saying how much she was sorry for leaving emily behind

"It was a selfish decision now she'll never know who her parents are, I hope the others take care of her"

-Deerling

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>>7838121
Of cooourse!! I can dooo that!!

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>shiny locates another different Slugma that is willing to attempt to have Sex with him
>unlike the Slugma at fushiafags place, this one does not stop just because shiny is obviously in pain and passed out
>shiny finally winds his Darwin award and manages to have Sex with a slugma

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>>7838151
Uh, we just set up a small johto-style shrine and set our helix fossil in it.
It probably isn't too difficult, you should be able to find instructions online even. If you can't get a fossil you could possibly make a cleanse tag with a helix on it and hang it inside.

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>>7838023
Well
Now this is one hell of a game changer

>>7838067
>>7838151
Hopefully all these senseless uprisings can be put to a rest for good now.

>>7838164
She's safe here in the company of friends, and I say it's too early know if she will uncover the truth.
Keep the coin for that day.

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>>7838226
>Flop on the tail.
Soooo how's being a pope?

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>Ghetsis is the CEO of McGhetsis and is happy
>as far as he is concerned he successfully took over the world since a lot of are dependant on Mcgetsis as their main source of food
>he later dies of a heart attack at the ripe old age of 80

>>7838235
ok.........
I will
-Turtwig

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>>7838252
Uh, I don't really know yet. Probably gonna be kinda nice though.
>Boop the boyf

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>>7838283
A king and a pope... Married? That's weird.
>Nomf his tail.

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>>7838186
the land of one variety
a tower you seek
once proud
within a lake it now lays

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>And lastly the Arbok known as Noodles
>They decide to leave the Frigate and go back to work for the Rangers
>They would eventually get stuck in a daycare after a mission gone wrong and spend the rest of their life living there

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>>7838294
Nobody ever said we were normal. heh
>Give the cute plushbando some headpats

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>>7838307
Yeeees, sir! I'll look for it noooooow!
>Look foooooor the lake!

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>>7838317
>Yesss pats.
Did we finish the trebuthing? I think I spaced out.

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Excuse me, but do any of you know where the Kanto basin is? Wait...shit im way lost

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>>7838340
Oh, uh...I think we got it all set up? I dunno, wanna test it out?

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>>7838226
Thanks.
>>7838235
I agree. I'm tired of my hometown getting blown up.

Now... I'm grabbing some whiskey and having a nice long talk with my team.

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i've been sharing the bed with my durant for a good while
she seems to be very happy with it

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>>7838374
...
>>7838382
...?

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45
45
45

(there we go, all my characters now have endings, now to work on thinking up new ones as well as ways to hide the fact that I am playing them)

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>>7838377
Yes yes yes!!
>Float into the trebuchet
Pull the lever Bones!

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>>7838308
Noooodles!

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>>7838420
>>7838377
>Suddenly a bear walks up to them.
Hey. What're you two doing?

...What's that?

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>>7838420
...Okay.
>Pull that lever
>Evens: Plush goes PSHOOOOOO
>Odds: It literally falls apart because I fugged the counterweight up so bad

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>>7838454
Hey!
>>7838457
Wrong lever!

>>7838398
Yep, I got switched into a different dimension and my alternate self is most likely pissing himself or having one hell of a time.
Hopefully a god comes through and fixes this little mistake

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>>7838472
(Re)

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>>7838470
..T-there's only one lever though...
Are you okay?

>>7838400
The numbers Mason, what do they mean!

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>>7838470
>>7838485
...What was that thing, though?

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>>7838485
I'm fine.
>Flop in the debris.
I mean besides being a ghost.
>>7838521
A bear attractor.
I guess it worked!

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>>7838530

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>SanctuaryFag is currently pissing himself and shooting ghouls

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>7838521
It was, uh, a trebuchet.

>>7838530
Well, that's good at least.

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>>7838569
Oh. All right then.

...

What's a trebushay?

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>>7838541
Hahahah.
>>7838569
Yep!
>>7838581
It... Attracts bears?

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>>7838589

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>>7838581
...It's like a catapult, but better.
In my opinion, anyways.

>>7838589
>Boop the baenette
Hey uhm, I got a thing for yooou.
If you want it anyways.

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>>7838603
Bear in mind I don't know what it is either.
>>7838613
What kinda thing?

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>>7838613
Oh, all right.

>>7838622
>pic related

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>>7838622
Liiiike a TM for gunk shoooot.
>Retrieve from goodie bag
>Sparklesparkle holy helix TM

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>>7838650
What? I've bearly started!
>>7838655
...
>Stitches who sucks shit at battles does not understand.
Is it good? I don't want any bad moves gunking up my moves.

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>>7838674
>Bear turns around to leave.
>If odds, he does so by accidentally falling off the keep's walls and landing in the courtyard.

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>>7838674
..It's uh, poison type. And really strong.
I think it would be pretty good for you? Prooobably?

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>>7838690
Byyyyyye!
>>7838725
I've got...
- Curse
- Will O Wisp
- Shadow Claw
- Destiny Bond
What should I replace? Destiny Bond?

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Hellooooooo? Anyone getting thiiiis?

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>>7838777
Hellooooo! Who are you?

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>>7838761
..I don't think I've ever seen you use destiny bond, so, maybe?
I don't know, maybe will o wisp? Since gunk shot can poison, I think.

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>>7838812
Hiiiiiii! I'm Zibelthiurdos! From Unovaaaaaa. You can call me Zibel or Z if yooooou want!
Who are yoou?

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>>7838873
I'm Sylvie, that's an interesting name you got there. Whereabouts in Unova are you from?

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>>7838913
Chargestone Caaave! I'm looking foooooor a... Tower thingyyy in a lake?
You wooooouldn't know anything about that would you?

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>>7838959
I remember reading a story about a tower in a hidden land before, maybe that's what you're referring to?

>>7839019
Maaaaybe. I'll keep looking, thank you!
-Zibel

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Alola, PAR.
What's good? It's 'chu boy Ray, off work and, like, hanging out.
I'm down to talk about, like, anything.

>>7839019
Hmm... Sounds cool, bro.

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>>7839019
Boo.

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>>7839070
Oh! Hey Glace, how've you been?

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>>7839069
Nothing much. What are you up to?
>>7839099
Pretty good. Restocked my goodie bag and I was making sure no one yoinked my plane.
How have you been?

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>>7839070
Hi Glace
Frankies back from the store
I think we got everything
Whats up?
>Passes Sitrus Berry

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>>7839124
Been alright I suppose, a bit worried about Zorro lately.

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>>7839069
>A certain psycat snuggles up to the alolan rai.

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>>7839127
Nothing much. Thank you. How have you been?
>>7839163
Yeah he's been acting... Funny. Should we get a psych?

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>>7839172
Awww, hey there. What have 'chu been up to?
>pet the catte
It's, like, been a while.

>>7839197
I'd offer to help with psych stuff but I'm, like, over Alola right now.

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>>7839197
That would probably be for the best but I don't know of any in this area...

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>>7839210
Gotcha. We can see.
>>7839216
Charles is asleep right now but... Do you think he'd be good for it?
Maybe we should scrounge up some money for a real psych.

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>>7839210
>The kitten shudders almost imperceptibly as the alolachu's paw runs through her fur. It seems the poor thing was shaken by something.
...I... I've been having... dreams... n-nightmares...? ...I think they're memories, but...

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>>7839216
No pro psychs in Fuschia sadly
Lavender town has some though
>>7839240
Charles might be up for it i dunno
Moneys not a problem at least with all the overtime Frankies been getting

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>>7839247
Ooh... yikes.
I have bad dreams too sometimes, bro.
Bad memories, mixed with, like, other not nice thoughts.
'Chu wanna talk about it, or just hang out with Uncle Ray for a little?

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>>7839269
Oh shame, hey did you guys pick up those pills I asked for?

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>>7839269
I have ways of getting money too. Should we go to Lavender Town?

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>>7839319
Yeah we got them
Lots of weird questions about why though
Nosy jerk Pokemart manager
>>7839337
Lets leave a note first and wait for Zorro but sure!

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>>7839290
>The kitten nods, leaning against the rai.
I.. It's usually really dark... I-I can't see anything... and... and my head hurts, a lot... especially... under my ears... a-and my... my inside hurts too... and... and sometimes...
>Espurr shudders, tears rolling down her cheeks.

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>>7839357
It's okay, I'm here. The dream can't get 'chu here...
It sounds like 'chu were trying really, really hard not to let 'chur psy powers go out of control, and either it all bounced back in, or, like... it all went haywire and 'chu were about to black out.
It might have been while something bad was happening, but I don't know for sure...

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>>7839341
That's good, thanks. I hope they weren't too expensive?

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>>7839341
Laaaaaaame. notes are boring.
>>7839417
>Poke the Sylvie.

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>>7839398
>The kitten nods softly, hugging Uncle Ray close, but blinking at Ray's guess.

...Psy... powers...? I... I have...?
>She looks up at the psychu, her eyes blinking softly... her ears twitching softly.

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>>7839464
>Pokes back
What's up?

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>>7839473
Yeah. 'Chu've got a little bit of psy power, too.
If I had to guess... I'd guess some bad guy had a meaner, tougher psych, like, block them off somehow.
It's just a guess, 'chu know, but it would explain a lot.
I could... try to fix up a little more of the stuff that was done to 'chu, if 'chu're okay with me poking around...

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>>7839474
I'm bored. We haven't done anything cool.

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>>7839531
M-my trainer...?

>At Ray's suggestion, she nods softly.
All right... thank you, Uncle Ray...
>She hugs him softly, getting comfortable.

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>>7839551
>The zapmouse psych channels his inner chill.
>This is going to be a rough dive even if it goes well for him.
>At least he knows what he's in for, as he slowly begins his delicate work.

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>>7839540
Yeah I suppose it's been pretty boring since that last job we did for Xerneas. He said he had another but I think it was in Unova so he was having somebody else take care of it.

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>>7839584
>Sure enough, this time around enough mind-rubble is cleared away and put back where it needs to go for the zapmouse to see what's up
>A huge amount of the cat's mental capacity had been torn to shreds and sectioned off by mental barriers, but this part of her mind didn't seem to be necessary for her mind to function normally...
>This was the parts responsible for her psychic power. And from what was visible behind the barriers, it was trashed even worse than the rest of her head...

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>>7839636
>Groooooooooooan.
I'm bored thooooooough. Can your magic fairy dust detect lasers?

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>>7839698
I haven't ever tried, why do you ask?

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>>7839717
... Just wondering. How good are you at sneaking? Lying?

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>>7839672
>Ray feels his heart crack in half.
>This... this is an act of mutilation he's looking at.
>Fury surges to the surface for a split second, at whoever was depraved enough to do this.
>No. Calm. Stay calm for Espurr, she needs 'chu to not freak out, Ray.
>He gets a bright idea before he begins - picking up Espurr and letting her float on his floaty tail, through the deck doors and clear of the frigate.
> Failure is not an option - if this goes wrong at least the casualties will be minimized though.
> He gets to work...

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>>7839786
I'm okay at sneaking I guess and lying I dunno, I've never had much reason to lie.

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>>7839787
>The barriers drop... frightfully easily, and what's behind them is... well, at least it's not a bomb.
>What it is, however, is a trainwreck.
>Huge swaths of brainpower rendered completely inoperable and most likely unfixable. There might be enough power left for her to levitate something or give someone a mild headache, but beyond that...
>...Let's just say that her keeping her ears folded down isn't much of a problem anymore.

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>>7839816
Mmm... Okay.
Come on you have to have lied a few times in your life.
You're pretty good at fighting at least.

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>>7839837
Hmmm I guess I've lied to Frankie about drinking his nice alcohol - but that's just a little fib.

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>>7839835
>Ray tries his damndest to fix the damage.
>Even as he starts crying.
>If he ever finds whoever did this, they're worse than dead.
>He gently fixes what little he can, pushing the oddly vicious thought of vengeance aside long enough to finish.

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>>7839835
>>7839913
...
>OBSERVE

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>>7839913
>The little cat shudders softly as she feels the rai repair what little could be repaired...
>Unfortunately, he again wouldn't be able to repair much. But at least what he could repair was... well, there.
>...The cat looks up at Uncle Ray as he starts crying, growing a bit concerned...

Is... is something wrong...?

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>>7839882
Ooooh I'm telling. Just kidding, I wouldn't do that.
I think I'm gonna get some sleep, lets see about that shrink for Zorro tomorrow, alright?
>Lick the Sylvie and head off.

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>Sandslash finally arrives in Vermillion city and disembarks the ship
Anyone have any idea how I get to Fuchsia from here?
I've never been to Kanto before.

>>7839991
>A quick, sharp, 'boo' comes out from somewhere behind the sandslash

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>>7839970
I...
>He's sobbing and sparking now.
M-Most of it... I can't fix. I'm sorry, Espurr.
>He hugs her tight, overwhelmed.

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>>7839975
>shivers from the lick
R-right yeah tomorrow Zorro, goodnight then.
>takes one of the pills

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>>7839991
300 STEPS EAST
400 STEPS SOUTH
200 STEPS WEST
253 STEPS SOUTH
FINALLY
500 STEPS WEST

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>>7840021
>Sandslash is not as easily spooked as you think anymore
>Sandslash looks around
Hello?

>>7840043
Thank you!
>Sandslash starts moving towards Fuchsia city, counting his steps as he goes

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Which legendary do you want to fuck the most?

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>>7840057
Dang, that usually gets you shrews.
>Hops out from behind a crate
Howdy.

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>>7840057
YOU ARE WELCOME
>>7840080
>GENERATING PUN...
>...
>...
THIS IS CLAWS FOR ALARM
HA HA HA

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>>7840080
I'm not sure I know who you are dude, but I've been through some pretty spooky shit recently, I don't think just a boo does anything anymore.
Anyway I'm heading to Fuchsia, want to come with me?

>>7840097
>Sandslash squeaks in amusement
Nice one, got any more?

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>>7840097
That's my name, don't wear it out.
Well, almost.

>>7840142
Nope, and I got no idea who you are either.
But ah, Fuchsia? I can help ya get where you're goin, if ya want.

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>>7840036
>Espurr sighs softly, before hugging the Rai.
I-it's OK... I... I don't really need it, right...?

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>>7840142
>GENERATING PUN...
>...
>...
I HOPE YOU CAN SAND THESE PUNS
>>7840172
>UPDATING PUN ALGORITHM
>...
>...
IT IS NICE TO MEET YOU
I HOPE I AM NOT CLAWING FOR JOKES

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>>7840184
It's... like sight or hearing or taste. 'Chu can get by without it, but... I wish I could fix more.
I still care about 'chu.
Let's go inside and, like, try to cheer up, okay?
>He hops on the back of his tail, giving her plenty of room to jump on as well.
Ready to surf, Espurr?

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>>7840196
Puns, why must it always be puns.

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>>7840172
(I'm gonna have to head off for now before I'm late)
Right...well feel free to guide me, the more the merrier and all that.

>>7840196
>more amused squeaks
I love these.

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>>7840237
>The cat nods, hopping onto the tail... but not before giving Uncle Ray another hug.

>...Oh, look. It's raining. Probably for both of them.

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>>7840196
Nice to meet you too.
Surprismed to see such a shining beacon of punnery up this late.
The names Claus, by the way.

>>7840245
Alright, I'll try and keep ya from gettin fried or anything. No promises though.
(Aight see ya dude)

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>>7840245
YOU ARE WELCOME
>>7840269
IT IS A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU CLAUS
I AM NECROZMA DESIGNATION NC.ZMA (1) HAILING FROM UNIVERSE-B.

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>>7840267
>Ray smiles, and putters back inside with her out of the rain.
Wanna make some tea and, like, watch the rain out the windows?
>. . .
>Wait, when did I become a parent, let alone, like, a -responsible- parent...?
>Ah, who cares. Time to hang out with smol psy catte and make tea.

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>>7840385
>The kitten nods softly, smiling a bit.
Yeah... I'd like that.
>She gently leans against her adoptive uncle.

>Interestingly, it seems that Ray's tinkering in her head also fixed up her speech. Because I'm sick and tired of ellipses.

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>>7840443
>>7840443
>Into the mess hall!
>Tea: on!
>Socks: swiped from John's room!
>Music: calm and jazzy!
>Comfymode: engaged.
'Chu know... I feel kinda awkward calling 'chu Espurr sometimes. Like, there's lots of Espurrs but only one of 'chu.
Maybe... a nickname would be nice? Would 'chu like that?

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>>7840556
>Espurr nods softly, murring as she snuggles into a sock.
>It's almost like a sleeping bag. And luckily, her paws are free for tea.
I... yeah. That sounds like it'd be nice... but I don't really know of a name that really feels right for me...

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>>7840583
Hmm...
Violet, maybe?
It's not the most creative, but it feels, like... very 'chu, I guess.
>pet catte
>sip tea
>life is looking up

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>>7840730
>INTERFACE
>POKE MOUSE
I AM BORED
I WENT TO BOTHER THE LETTUCE AND THE FRENCH FRY BUT THEY DID NOTHING

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>>7840730
Violet gets my vote.

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>>7840778
>>7840730
...Violet sounds nice, actually... yeah.
>Violet proceeds to sip tea.
I like it.

>>7840773
...Wow. You're big, mister...

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>>7840773
>squeak
Uh... want some tea, bro?
It's fresh.

>>7840791
Thanks... Violet.
>Happy Raichu Sounds

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>>7840791
HELLO
I WAS MADE TO BE LARGE
I AM NECROZMA DESIGNATION NC.ZMA (1) HAILING FROM UNIVERSE-B.
>INTERFACE
>PET?
>SCAN
>>7840825
... TEA?
>GET TEA
>CONSUME

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>>7840825
>Violet gives a happy mew as she sips tea, snuggling up to the rai.

>Comfy kitty sounds. Which of course sounds like purring.

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>>7840838
>Purring continues as she's pet.

>>7840838
>spray with a hose
bad space dragon

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>>7840838
>Mousy yawn
Mmm... good stuff, huh?
It's chamomile... always makes me, like... sleepy, though.
>>7840841
>Sleepy snuggles
>Life is good

>(I'm out yall, zzz time for me)

>>7840862
>Throws brick at
bad anon

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>>7840852
... THIS IS OKAY?
>>7840862
CEASE
>FIRING
>NECROZMA USED PRISMATIC LASER
>>7840920
IT IS GOOD
GOODNIGHT

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>>7840929
Mhm.
>>7840920
>Kitten sets aside the tea and snuggles with the maus.
(Gudnai)

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so i heard that cipher is active again is it true

>>7840939
>noodles

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>>7840929
Please don' fire the Big Lasah on the ship.
Slap a fella if you gotta, but the Big Lasah's too likely ta put a hole in the hull.

>>7840939
I heard rumors 'bout it, but someone closah to Orre than me would know bettah.

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>>7840931
UNDERSTOOD
PERHAPS YOU SHOULD SLEEP
>>7840971
UNDERSTOOD

>>7841008
>points gun at
draw

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>>7840971
i better head back to orre then if cypher is back then there is bound to be more shadow pokemon in need of help
i worked hard to snag and purify those shadow pokemon then that michael kid did the same a few years later

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>>7841041
IT'S HIGH NOON
>NECROZMA USED PSYCHO CUT

how come every time i try to kill myself nothing happens

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They had to do it. There was no other choice. This psychopath had placed them under duress, promising the death of loved ones if they could not bring themself to turn the dial on the appliance before them.

They would forever be haunted by the memory of their beloved Vaporeon reaching instinctively for its master to rescue them, utterly ignorant as to why this was happening to it, along with blood-curdling screams which pierced their masters heart like a fire iron, prompting them to swiftly bring the lid down on the container in hopes that it would end the Pokémon's suffering sooner. The seal also served to quiet the vocalizations and pulverizing of the distressed eeveelution. The motor, which would get stuck for fractions of a second as large intact bone made their last stand against the relentless blade of the blender, transferred the shock of every impact into the trembling hand of its trainer, all while the Vaporeon soup rose past each marked & unmarked milestone on the jar.

In little more than one minute, a beautiful creature once full of life and possibility was reduced to a peaceful pool of blue with just enough red to give it a light violet coloration that confirmed the fatality of the trauma.

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Page 10 bump with delicious Dialga ass

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GOOD MORNING TO ALL OF PEW.

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>>7841446
Did this actually happen?
>shudders

>>7842248
Morning!

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(I was thinking in bed and I just figgured out something, every actually serious non-joke character I tried was ruined because of Skitters)
(Silver Was my first and he Died because Palkia Tolled him into a homicidal Rage: still salty about that)
(second attempt was Giovani, I dropped him because Skitters had Dave suddenly Declare that He was His stepfather in the future and Was a Horrible abusive father and Skitters basically Took away the control of how Giovani had to act from me and sucked the fun out of Giovani for me)

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>>7843289
(and I never said anything about either of Those because I was being nice and didn't want to interfere with whatever Skitters had planned)
(and because of those two attempts, I stopped trying to do serious characters altogether and Now these days I CANT do serious characters at all because I am known as 'that guy who does joke shitposter characters' and no one ever takes my attempts at doing a proper character seriously so I end up quickly turning them into a joke character to avoid having to abandon said characters)

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>>7843289
>>7843349
(Blaming does not help. You can not shift all the blame. Now we still want you around but maybe have your characters avoid conflict? I personally liked your characters. Lol.)

>>7843546
(I do have my characters avoid conflict these days, for the most part I try to avoid it like the plague unless I am specifically trying to get said character killed)
(with Silver, was an attempt at playing a serious Character and Skitters GM threw him into a situation where It was in character for him to get violent)
(and then with Giovani there was no actual conflict other than Skitter having Dave say regularly say that Giovani apparently abusive as fuck and practically forcing Conflict onto Him because Skitters wanted to Force some shitty villainous team leaders are abusive parents meme when I originally wanted to Have Goivani be a more kind father who was just EXTREMELY focused on his work to the point of neglect)
(But I never Really Got a chance because when I tried to have Silver Set it up originally Skitters came along and had Dave Say that Giovani was abusive and then when I tried to establish it more when I actually attempted to pick up Giovani, Skitters continued trying to force his shit abusive parents Idea and sucked all the fun out Of Giovani for me because he was basically Dictating how I should have make Giovanni Act)

>>7843684
(So this all happened because you preferred to roll over and not defend your position until it all exploded)

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>>7843873
(It happened because I was way too fucking kind and let other people do what they wanted instead of what I wanted and was trying to avoid OOC conflict and I Operate on the logic of 'if a character/RPer has been around longer than me, they automatically have more authority than me in literally everything')
(But either way I am done Dealing With Skitters at this point, I want none of my characters to have anything to do with His characters, I don't care about him or his apparently 'abusive' IRL parents, I am done with everything Skitters related and will only interact with his characters if They Give mine (you)'s )
(He could drop dead tomorrow and I would not Care or even acknowledge it and pretend that I was offline/asleep or whatever)
(Him just suddenly going ballistic and Threatening to Ban me from Discord was the last Straw, I had been playing Videogames all morning, I closed the game because I had to go to a doctors appointment and all I see on discord was him going ballistic and threatening to Ban me and I had no clue what the fuck had happened and could not stick around because I had to leave)

>>7843981
>It happened because I was way too fucking kind and let other people do what they wanted instead
(Exactly what I meant by you not defending yourself. You didn't even say you were going to be AFK)
>im just suddenly going ballistic and Threatening to Ban me from Discord was the last Straw
(After that confession he was expecting the worst from you. If I had been you, I would have never confessed that, even as a joke)

>>7844034
(But I did say that I was going to Be AFK, at least when the shit went down, I said that I had to leave)
(and Originally I used the shitposts as a way to Anonymously Vent my frustration about the way Skitters does shit sometimes without Getting into arguments or anything with them, and I confessed because I was starting to feel bad about it and had actually intended to never do those shitposts again)
(But I don't feel bad about it anymore, especially since he was just so fucking quick to turn on me and use me as a scapegoat for his anger)

(He may be a pretty good GM, but like I said fuck him for anything not GM related, he already had a ton of shit in the way he acts that was already personal pet peeves of mine that I was willing to put up with and had been for the last few months, but just turning on someone that quickly because of some other persons shit they did is the sign of a true Cunt and I mean that capital 'C' its not just my random accidental capitals )

>>7844246
>But I did say that I was going to Be AFK, at least when the shit went down, I said that I had to leave
(I'll give you that)
> Originally I used the shitposts as a way to Anonymously Vent my frustration about the way Skitters does shit sometimes without Getting into arguments or anything with them
(Or could have talked to him directly, instead of this roundabout way that in the end only made your position worse)
>but just turning on someone that quickly because of some other persons shit
(Which you imitated intentionally)

>>7844382
(In the past when I tried talking to him about the problems I had He either)
A: brushed them off under some bullshit excuse..... like for example when I once questioned about Dave, a crossover character having a level 100 Team plus a motherfucking minor legendary and he justified it under the excuse that it was OK becuase he apparently has the reasons for having that team written into Daves backstory like that makes it fucking OK
B: he would start to get offended and aggressive and I would drop whatever I had a problem with

>>7844479
(A: The only bullshit excuse was far too convenient time travel, and you didn't even focus on that)
(B: examples needed)

>>7844718
(Quite often I would question him about something and Would get come variant of 'its in character' or 'its in their backstory and no one has asked them about it' like When Turts main character died He told turts that he could bring him back to life one more time before he had to die for good or go Ghost, then immediately forced him to fight a Literally unwinnable battle to do so because it was 'in character for cumberchu to Great people when they die')
(Or how I literally Can not use Shiny Ditto anymore because I hate him summon cumbershu as a joke then Skitters Had Cumberchu Hug N and now its apparently 'in character for N to have a murderboner for any and all shiny ditto')
(The the second one is rare but the only Time he ever got offended and aggressive was when I suggested minor, minuscule breaks of character to avoid situations like the above happening where his extreme dedication fucks with other peoples characters as either a result of his characters interacting with each other or just his uncompromising dedication to not breaking character and he would get immediately defensive to the point of aggression)

>>7844829
(Like with the Turts situation, Turts May have eventually been Ok with it, But I was/am not Ok with how it went down out of principal)
(you don't just tell someone they can do something something then Take it away like that, thats a major dick move no matter if it is IC or not )
(And The shiny Ditto, Having two of your own characters interact in a way that pretty much ends in the perma-Death of another Persons character that a HUGE fucking dick move)

>>7844829
>>7844925
(Bad rolls happen. As much as it pained Turts, he agreed to that scene)
(You could also try with a shiny Ditto anyway, then play in IC why he should not murder you)

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Uh. I'm gonna go get a soda.

>>7844981
(Yeah, but like I said, am mainly not Ok with them out of a matter of principal)
(with the turts fight for his soul against cumberchu, he could not damage it more than than leftovers healed it and that was after Skitters had told turts that he had one more chance before the death was permanent)
(and same with the shiny Ditto, I am against the fact that SKitters had two of his characters interact in a way that ended in the inability to use my character because of his characters actions, even though Skitter said that N has a permanent hateboner against all shiny Ditto until, N kills that one shiny Ditto, meaning if I wanted to continue using a shiny Ditto character without having it immediately Die to N I must first let N kill the first shiny ditto then Bring in another completely unrelated shiny Ditto which in that case I might as well have just made a completely new character with a completely different pokemon species)

(I've never seen one man dig such a deep hole.)

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>>7845099
Get me one

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>>7845181
Fuschia City here I come!

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>>7840072

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>>7845207

>>7845118
Please explain how I am digging a hole just by stating my main problems with Skitters somewhere for him to see and HOPEFULLY if I am lucky he will understand my main problems with the way he does shit
or would you prefer if I just keep quiet and not tell anyone my opinion on anyone, ever because that mainly how this whole shit started, because I tried to be nice and not tell Skitters that I have problems with how he does shit sometimes
Because the way I see it, He can't hate me any more than he apparently Does, and absolute worst case, he Hateboner GM's any of my future characters to ruin them (which I find extremely unlikely to the point where he would have to be Bipolar or schizophrenic for that result)

>>7845283
(But Ima attempt to go to bed now, I think my venting kinda killed the thread)

>>7845283
(I don't know I come here to RP not to here your annoying ass whining about some personal vendetta against some mentally ill guy. Grow the fuck up dude. Play characters that aren't pure shitposting most of us wanted to see a real conclusion to Tree and shit.)

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>>7845258
What?

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>>7845363
Nothing.

>>7845283
(You'd have been better off stating your issues with him in Discord dude.)

>>7845351
(I tried to play non shitposting characters)
(multiple times before)
(Every time, I tried serious shit it was either: completely ignored, ruined or Treated as if it was a shitposting character by everyone else)
>and about the shitty conclusions
(Cosplay anon was a failed attempt to mix shitposting with serious and I hated it and was thinking of killing him off anyway)
(Tree was just going nowhere because everyone ignored him almost every time I made a Tree post)
(Shiny was a useless shit that no one liked)
(Ghetsis has no way to give a conclusion at this point since he is basically a fucking owner of a multi-million dollar company)
(and my personal/main character is just on indefinite retirement since they were primarily a minor discord only character so no one will miss and because I left the discord they are as useless as they were as a character)

>>7845586
(What little I got to interact with Cosplay anon I enjoyed, shame you disliked the character you made.
I had no reason to interact with Tree since I'm likely never going to Orre.
I liked Shiny even if he was just a hyperslut version of the other Sylveon.
As far as Ghetsis goes I thought you and Lysandre were going to do a plot together?
I have no opinion with Noodles as a character as I never saw much of him, guessing its because like you said he was a discord only character)

>>7845738
(yeah, Me and the person who plays Lysandre was going to originally do some plot together but then it kinda got postponed and forgotten about because a lot of people bandwagon'd onto the whole Evil Team Food services thing and turned it into a clusterfuck of things that we needed to keep track of)
(but yeah, Shiny and Cosplay anon are the only ones who actually died, the rest of my character just had their futures stated and thats an Easy retcon)
(but I doubt I will pick them up again unless like someone really really asks me to)

>>7841051
>Upload Overwatch to robot

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>>7845920
WAIT WH-
>UPLOADING NEW PERSONALITY CORE
HOWDY

>>7845945
Pardner.

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>>7845283
(Dave and his backstory were established before you ever brought in Giovanni, and I had said before that Dave's timeline was an alternate one and that anything he said that affected your characters could be ignored.)
(Really dude, you should have brought this stuff up with me OOC - I assumed you didn't have a problem with it, especially the Silver situation.)
(Will give you the one on Dave's team though. Heatran was originally only there because it was fitting. The only reason I haven't retconned it is because I'm not sure what to replace it with and still keep the scheme. )
(I will also give you the Cumberchu one. That was me being an asshole, and I really should have just told Turts everyone was sick of his turtle crawling out of the Distortion World after he killed them off in some stupid fashion.)
(I can just have N conveniently forget all about Shiny Dittos if you want?
>>7845945
>CONFUSED SPACE CAT SOUNDS

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>is gardening

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>>7845968
CARE FOR A LITTLE SHOWDOWN COWPOKE
>>7845982
YA'LL READY FOR A SHOWDOWN GATO GORDITO?

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>>7845992
Huh you're actually gardening. Whatcha gonna plant?

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>>7846007
WHAT ARE PEW TALKING ABOUT? I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
(Lunch is over, gtg mate. Hopefully I don't get shit talked too much while I'm gone. )

>>7846007
>UNDOWNLOAD OVERWATCH OH GOD

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>>7845992
>digging noises
>Sandslash pops his head up out of the ground nearby
Sup dude.

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>>7846027
(see ya man take care)
WE'RE GONNA HAVE A LITTLE RUSSLE HERE GATITO
>>7846030
>SHUTTING DOWN
>REBOOTING...

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>>7846011
Well i was told to use it for something else. But i think this is more fun. I was thinking of roses!

>>7846044
Whoa! Hey you are here!
>hugs
-zorro (auto update a poo)

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>>7846011
Oh hello to you too Sylveon, didn't see you at first.

>>7846068
How are you guys doing?

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>>7845982
(nah I have lost interest in shiny Ditto, I was just using him as an example)
(I was just had a few shitty days and needed a good vent especially since that shit that popped up yesterday just pushed my frustration over the edge)
(and I think in the future I NEED to Try to stop trying to make everyone happy at my own funs expense)
(like that was the main problem, I never say anything when I have a problem because I try to make other people happy and do what they want because I like trying to make people happy, its why I have so many joke characters, because it makes people laugh)


(but back to RP shit for reals)


>Dont have a clue how to have Wes do shit
>so I guess he is riding around Orre on his hovebike thing looking for signs of cipher activity and shadow pokemon

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Maybe this will make you feel better turts wrote this but deleted it right after good thing I took a screenshot

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>>7846121
Hey bud I'm doing alright, how about you?

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>Yanmega wakes up in the S.S. Libra
...
>Notices Sandslash is missing
Maybe he's somewhere on the ship...
>Yanmega begins searching rooms, looking for him

>>7846131
Go wander into the outback with no water please.

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Nah. Shhh

>>7846121
Good! We are starting a garden!

>>7846158
Now what?

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>>7846158
...I could be better.
I realised just before I got here that I didn't tell Yanmega where I was going, or leave a note or anything.
...I just hope she doesn't find what I wrote down about the voices I kept hearing.

>>7846201
Cool, gardens are nice.
Any idea what kind of garden you want it to be?

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>>7846238
Ah yeah that could be bad. Speaking of her, how'd your conversation go, or did you not have it yet?

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(Slugma roleplayer here.)
(Wanted to ask about something OOC)
(Can I use the poacher group for a plot arc with slugma?)

>>7846238
>Throw pebble at

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>>7846049
>it should have already finished rebooting
>the hell is going on

>>7846131
Have you tried asking around Agate?

>>7846201
A garden of what?

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>>7846049
I think you're going to need a few upgrades.

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>>7846258
Could be bad may be a massive understatement.
Also uh...I think I could have been a bit more subtle.
...Aside from that she said she's not sure yet, she nearly had sex before and apparently got pushed away for it.

I think it's probably wise to just leave that subject alone for a while.

>>7846327
Ow, rude. Who even threw that?

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>Claydol repeats it's automatic checkup

>>7846331
>>7846365
>PERSONALITY CORE NOT FOUND
>RESETTING TO DEFAULT
SALVETE

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>>7846402
>OOPS

>>7846402
>>7846419
Load personality: Genji

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>>7846392
What's whatcha get for ditching me to go underground.
I thought you said you haven't been here before.

>>7846453
(*That's fuuuu)

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>>7846453
>>7846392
Who's your friend?

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>>7846433
>CREATING NEW PERSONALITY CORE
>...
>...
>BOOTING...
始め!
>NECROZMA USED PSYCHO CUT

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>>7846238
>>7846331
Flowers! I hope!

>>7846262
(I do not know if they are on.)

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>>7846453
Sorry, I'm used to traveling alone.
Also I haven't been here before, I've literally been digging around for hours until I heard Sylveon and Zorro talking.

>>7846481
He tried to spook me when I got off the ship at Vermillion, we were going to travel here together.
I might have forgot he was with me and just dug underground instead.

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>>7846402
>>7846419
>>7846433
>>7846517
ohfuc

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>>7846573
戦いは終わらん。
>NECROZMA USED PSYCHO CUT
>NECROZMA IS DESTROYING THE MESS HALL

>>7846609
I should have had it load Reinhardt instead
>anon gets an Idea
Load: ReinHardt

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>>7846609
But I get my coffee from there!
MY
COFFEE

EVERYONE MOBILIIIIIZE

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>>7846566
...How can you hear through the ground?..
But ah, yeah, it's fine.

>>7846481
Claus.
With a u.

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>>7846609
STOP
>UNIT FIVE: TECHNOBLAST: DOUSE DRIVE

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>>7846646
>PERSONALITY CORE OVERLOADED
>SHUTTING DOWN...
>>7846662
>...
>>7846712
>HIT

>>7846712
Hahaha turts is super salty Rn that you didn't use pokemon showdown for that

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well, i'm bored and you what do you wierdos do here?
i have nothing else to do, now that i'm locked in my room

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>>7846768
IS IT DONE?
>>7846788
(Unit Five is played by a different person than Unit One and Two.)

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>>7846690
I usually don't go that far underground, only just under the surface.
Also I guess I just have good hearing or something, I don't know man.

>>7846824
(I play Unit Five and a few other characters. I think Skitters plays Unit One and Colress plays Unit Two. Don't quote me on that though/)

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>Arriving at flashpoint Mess Hall

>>7846712
I'll take over from here

>>7846768
Hal, run diagnostics on this interloper that almost ruined my morning routine

>>7846768

>>7846824
Ignore>>7846788
He's just trying to start something, I'm barley paying attention to the thread in the first place cause I'm busy Rn

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>>7846690
>>7846566
>Extends a feeler for a 'handshake'
Nice to meet you then Claus, I'm Sylvie and this is Zorro

>>7846262
Also i do not see why not. Might have to be different poachers though. The ones on the boat got toasted

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>>7846852
>HELP ME
>IT HURTS
>IT HURTS
>IT HURTS
>IT HURTS
>IT HURTS

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>>7846949
hey blockhead take a chill pill or something
let me try to set you straight

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>>7846831
Huh. Pawlrighty then.

>>7846879
Touch me with that and it's coming off.
Nice to meetcha though.

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>>7846902
>>7846563
(I'll just make it a related, but different poacher group, I guess)

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>>7846823
Who locked you in your rooooom?

>>7847005
(It could be like the same faction or something. Thay could be interesting. )

>>7847005
(The person who does that plot is offline right now but feel free to go for it. Just don't make them directly related, okay?)

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>>7847001
>The feeler quickly retracts
Eh? is common courtesy not a thing where you come from?

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>>7847001
>>7847052

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>>7846949
>All of this playing at max volume out of Hal's speakers
>SET VOLUME 0
>Running AI diagnostics...
>Personality Core corrupted
>Personality Library functional
>SET NECROZMA PERSONALITY: NC.ZMA

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>>7847052
I know what you can do with those things.
Excuse me for not wanting them anywhere near me-ow.

>>7847071
..Hello there.

>>7846949
make a better plot no one in discord gets it lol

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>>7847129
Hello. I'm Glace.
Ice to meet you?

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>>7847160
Hey Glace, nice of you to come chill with us.

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>>7846996
>???
>>7847081
>VOLUME SET TO 0
>RESETTING PERSONALITY
>LOADING PERSONALITY CORE NC.ZMA
HELLO
>>7847146
(still kinda fleshing it out but for now im keeping it ambiguous might have something to do with being a robot running off of psychic energy that tries to mimic the personality of a living creature)