/cric/

The Chokeas did it again

Warner
Finch
Smith
.>Wade+
Head
Lynn
Maximum Memes
Hastings
Cummins
Starc
Hazlewood

shit edition

>>76164539
yep good list no problems

Pakistan is literally the biggest meme in any sport

Looking at the sides on paper, there is absolutely no reason why Australia shouldn't go undefeated

Who is the BIG GUY of Cricket?

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>>76164656
his name is literally Colin The Big Man

>>76164669
What about HOTHEADS?

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>>76164708

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>>76164656
Straffo

>>76164710
>>76164716

Thanks lad.

Any BIG BALLERS?

I feel genuine sadness for anyone ITT that hasn't taken the straffpill yet

>>76164719
Chris Gayle

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>>76164719

Scott Boland.

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>Scott Boland

Who /lovin it/ here?

Might get McDonalds for the ODI's

South Africa's pyjama bowling is dogshit lads

It's like their coach hasn't watched pyjamas in the last decade

The new series of Twin Peaks is so fucking good lads

Currently bulking lads

>>76164871
hey mate how's it going

>>76164832
Really? I got thirty minutes through the first episode and got bored. Am I just being a pleb?

>>76164887
Literally how, it's even better than the original

Episodes 1 and 2 are some of my favourite things lynch has ever done

REMINDER WE HAVE A CT FANTASY LEAGUE
http://fantasy.icc-cricket.com/
Code to join this league is: 827024-4007

>>76164708
Mitchell Starc is a psycho

gday, just looking for the /nrl/ thread

>>76165042
not here mate

fuck my bowel is in a bad state lads

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>>76164832
>james has always been cool
What was Lynch meaning by this?

>23
>get married
>take wife around the world, on cruises and backpacking in various countries for our honeymoon.
>she gives up pussy 2-3 times a day since i'm giving her everything she has ever wanted in life
>she ends up pregnant
>End up accepting i'll be a dad, and happy that ill be a dad at a young age.
>my wife always talks about wanting to get an abortion
>I freak out on her saying that i love her and that since we're financially well off, i can't understand why she wants to abort the baby
>she cries and says sorry
>9 months later
>the baby comes out black
>i cry and then throw my wedding ring at the bitch
>call her a disgusting fucking slut
>run away crying

And here i am today.

>>76165281
based saxon

ugly ugly ugly fucking ugly

>>76164928
Nah the ICC one sucks ass

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absolutely shocking sexism

why are indians so uncivilised lads

>>76166129
>Rajput
>paki/muslim
What?

>>76164882
Going alright thanks mate

Basically lads I've just finished a six year degree and have decided that I really just want to do teaching

Going to delete every wog on my friends list lads barring the anglocised ones

>>76166428
nothing wrong with that
work comfy 8-4 workdays, teach subjects you enjoy and 12 weeks holiday

Anyone up for some Wattle Glen rules?

>>76166442
That's my exact thoughts. The alternative is to print money but work 12 hours a day in a high stress environment.

>>76166452
Depends mate, are we going to be trialling the two hands two bounces rule or not? Still not sold on that one.

I made the mistake of going to a female dominated university. It seems good on paper, but all your mates are inevitably female and you have no one to drink beer and talk about the grig with

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Wow is this true?

>>76166428
>>76166442
Dunno how it is in Oz but I teach and it's pretty non-stop, generally work 10 hour days. Not comfy at all, have to really love it to keep going.

>>76167191
What extra work do you do. Marking and shit? I always hear teachers complaining about their workload, but I don't see how it can be that labour intensive

Greatly enjoying the "America is shit at cricket" shit lads

>>76167785
They get so genuinely agitated at obvious bait.

>>76168002
it amazes me every time. You just need to say one thing about how baseball is a dumbed down cricket and a fatmerican will furiously type a short essay in reply

no other country on 4chan is as easy to fuck with as america

>>76168230
Just post a picture of Ronaldo and the American who is in love with Messi will turbosperg out on you.

He is the definition of an absolute madman.

>>76164469
This, our fielding was atrocious, Amla had one of the worst games I have ever seen.

>>76168398
don't know what it is, but brown people seem genetically unable to field.

look at panesar, khawaja etc. All raised in countries that generally have a high standard of fielding, but they're hopeless

I finally understand the Pixies after 7 years lads

>>76167320
It all adds up, from the simple shit like organising the classroom for the next day after it's been left in a tip, meetings/briefings which take too long because everyone is useless but we have to do it anyway, marking, lesson plans, printing or copying a worksheet or test and cutting them up into the right size, organising the assembly I have to run, responding to emails from parents and members of staff about a million unimportant things but I have to do it anyway, file a report about some fight I had to break up so the school is covered incase I get called a pedo, some pointless training session I don't need, have to run breakfast club/lunchtime duty etc.

I'm a primary school teacher so it's a bit different for me since I don't have as many students and I really don't mean to whine since I love the job but it's intense as fuck

Is Andrew Flintoff related to Freddie Flintoff?

>>76171923
Tbf our fielding has improved a lot since the days of l Azharuddin's captaincy. It has been improving ever since Yuvraj and Kaif.

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>>76172696
Yeah, I mean everyone's has but all the major fuckups seem to come from subcontinental sides
Obviously Pakistanis are lazy, but Indians seem to be a lot more focused on fielding, fitness and all that shit these days

nz are quite shit at cricket haha

didn't even realise there was a game on

these fucking pitches I swear

>>76173348
huh?

>>76173374
basically I'm a fucking casual that saw India were 1/95 and thought the pitch was a road but it looks like it had a bit for the bowlers in it

Steve Smith is the most complete batsman to play the game since Lara retired prove me wrong

>>76173409
i don't think an even contest behind bat and ball is desirable in odi cricket.

>>76173606
Ideally you want the game to at least approach 50 overs yeah, but there's no fucking fun in seeing big top order stands every game

dom bess on new graemme swann watch

>Karthik still exists

>>76173726
there was a time when everyone used to go on about the white ball in one day cricket and how much it would move around in the first few overs, the theory was it swung more than the red ball

>>76173798
it's more like it only moves for the first few overs and then does jack shit

God I hate Pissrat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zlv9M1OIAyo
future GOAT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAJ4rtCSFMg

>english weather

so glad my ancestors were criminals

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How's summer lads? Temperature regularly touching 42-43°C here.

>>76175337
missing the comfy 35+ days right now

there's literally nothing worse than sub 10 C days

Just woke up

>>76175489
30 to 40 is comfy. After that it starts getting less comfy by each degree.
Sub 10 is frozen hell.

>>76175337
>>76175489
Was 24-27C here last few days, absolute torture. Was dying inside my shitty flat with high insulation that doesn't let the heat escape.

Thankfully it's dropped to 17C now.

The heat sucks tbqhwy

>>76175843
agree entirely mate

wish I had darker skin sometimes though, I'm probably going to die of cancer when I'm 50

I'm pale as fuck thanks to my ir*sh mother

can't even tan

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>>76176107
>mfw lying in non-insulated, non air conditioned room
Pic related works perfectly for me

>>76176559
You realise non-insulated means the room would be cooler?

>>76176754
Yeah tell that to my room when it's taken the brunt of the sun for 9 hours every day. It turn into a tandoor by the time the sun sets.
But yeah I get what you're saying insulation is for colder temperatures to trap the heat in.

>>76177063
>mfw I live in Bangalore
>mfw it rains everyday, never crosses 30° now
>mfw don't even need a cooler

Crigget is homosex lmao

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Why do cricket players not share the same passion as this young footballer?

have lung cancer

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Will we ever see proper spinners again?

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>>76189118

why did cancerlad delete his facebook

http://www.espncricinfo.com/ci/engine/match/564726.html
what an event

>>76191383
http://www.espncricinfo.com/canada/content/story/589421.html
kek

>cric
more like DICK lmoa

>>76191383
Not seen some of those names in like a decade.

was the american invasion of grenada an attempt to destroy their cricket talent?

There's a cricket program nearby where I live, and I was semi-inspired by Canada's beating of the US. Should I get invested?

>>76191815
Yeah mate, bigger and better things are coming for Canada

>>76191815
no its probably full of indian immigrants

Really does boggle the mind that Canada don't play cricket anymore. America I can understand, but Canada is the only Commonwealth country widely settled but the English to abandon colonial games
Probably the corrupting Americans influence

my tummy hurts

>>76192141
Same

IBS is literally worse than sudden infant death syndrome

>>76192173
I just crushed too many dried bird's eye chillis into my sauce earlier.

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>>76192042
american is all round cancer

Gonna watch some baseball lads. See what it's like on the other side.

>female commentator straight away

also in that thread they're all so unfunny and autistic, also they're the most stupid posters on 4chan and know literally fuck all about anything, most of them are irritating IRL too

>>76192267
>Pakistan

Based India

>>76192331
Everyone says Germans have no sense of humour but you literally see more funny German posts than burger ones, despite the fatlards trying EXTREMELY hard to make jokes

How is it that Pakistan have literally not produced a batsman of worth since Younis and Misbah two fucking decades ago.
I mean I know it is Pakistan, but still

>>76192306
Some of these run outs are really stupid. They run so lazily. I get the feeling they'd make it a lot more if they sprinted and dived like cricketers too. Just doing a light jog and falling 10% short.

I also like how when something happens that actually requires any sort of athleticism it's apparently mindblowing, when it's really just kinda average especially when they all have gloves.

lads

pietersen or AB?
sangakarra or gilchrist?
chanderpaul or mike hussey?
wasim akram or waqar younis?
Mohammed yousuf or mahela jayawardene?
alistair cook or graeme smith?

>>76192861
AB
Gilchrist since he didn't flee from the gloves like a coward, Flower is a better comparison
Akram
Jayawardene
Cook

>>76192861
AB
Sangakarra, more consistent.
Chanderpaul
Akram
Yousuf
Cook

Hussey or Chanderpaul is tough, but Hussey fell off pretty hard in the later part of his career if I recall, and I also think maybe Chanderpaul might have been impacted by the fact he was carrying Windies on his shoulders for most of his career. So I'll just go Chander.

>>76192918
yeah i derped out on that one a bit

>>76192967
Hussey had one bad series but picked it up again at the end

hayden or sehwag?
murali or warne?
steyn or mcgrath?
swann or kumble?

tim southee or matthew hoggard?

ross taylor or ian bell?
ramneresh sarwan or marvan attapattu?

Hayden
Warne
McGrath
Kumble
Kek
Kek
Sarwan

>>76193110
>matthew hoggard
lmao forgot about him

the absolute state of english bowling

andrew flintoff or chris cairns?

>>76193137
Bell is always a tough one.

He was utter shit for the first few years of his career. And really meh, typical "get a 50 once every few games to stay in the team" tier for the later part. He just had a really good middle part. But then I guess Ross Taylor wasn't too special either.

>>76193196
Hoggard always had the best looking swing bowled wickets.

>watching Hayden and Langer trip over the ball as their stumps go flying

>>76193249
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUGxdeU6dQo

Deadly vs left handers.

>>76193370
A E S T H E T I C

Basically if you like cricket you really should give golf a go

Might start aggressively mattposting in the other thread in a tick lads

hello

>>76195795
hey mate what's up

>>76196306
>>76196252
Spreading the doctrine of cricketball but apparently it's not cool with the kids.

How does cricket improve its PR?

Based Americans taking an obvious shitposting thread to 500

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>>76196720
>yfw the bait threads get more posts then the general threads

What's a good girlsdoporn episode lads

>>76196900
Early POVD is obviously the best porno

>>76196900
How can you be having a wank at 4pm?

>>76196923
Just got back from uni and I'm feeling a bit frisky

f you were to take away the fortunes of people like trump or the Rockefellers and turn them loose on the streets it'd be like releasing an animal raised in captivity into the jungle. They're so used to being in a safe space thats free of consequences or danger that the other animals would eat them alive

Was reading about WalkingDead then started thinking I was going to see walkers everywhere so now I’m watching an ep of Cheers so I can sleep

>>76196936
Ha, well I wish I could give you some insight, but I have never heard of the site that you quoted, enjoy nonetheless lad.

Where do you go to Uni?

>>76164216
Just typo'd grave in the bait thread lads. What's the bet they pick up on it and use it as their central point of argument?

>>76164216
>anal cumbleed

>this is your average cricketeer's name

the absolute state of poocket

kek

K E K

>>76197059
Hey back off

>>76197032
University of Wollongong

>>76166495
is that you Jarryd because thats a stupid idea

>>76197059
dat casual racism

USA is about to be BTFO by Uganda lads

How about that death bowling from Woods lads?

Nsubuga with his 2nd maiden over of the match

Ssenyondo

This is a masterclass in economic bowling

>>76197548
Uganda are a team filled with Glenn McGraths

Arinaitwe lads

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>USA

get that thread ready lads

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>United States of America RR 2.48
>Last 5 ovs 6/3 RR 1.20

>>76197279
genuinely surprised he was bowled in a glorified warm up

is there a stream?

>>76197684
kek no

it's being played in uganda

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>84/7

>8/100

imagine being an american right now

Davis Karashani Arinaitwe could walk into Australia's side

really dislike septic tanks

>>76197786
yeah

Will Australia A beat England in the Ashes in Aus?

>roy

Uganda are off to a good start lads

based england lads

Now this is a quality deck

Is Arthur Kyobe related to Kobe Bryant

Here's what's gonna happen unless Trump is stopped very soon: Some Republican/Trump ally will be killed and he'll be turned into a martyr.

Ala Horst Wessel. Guaranteed. He'll use it to justify all sorts of draconian laws and discrimination.
Alternatively, something of national significance will be damaged/vandalised. Minorities will be blamed in unclear circumstances. Reichstag.

I blame Trump for USA's poor performances of late

wtf is going on in england

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>4/15

Kek America are getting demolished by a bunch of impoverished africans that can't even afford proper equipment

>>76198134
The americans should just give the ugandans their plane tickets home and keys to their houses to fuck their wives

can we all have a moment of silence for the passing of The Straff's grandfather?

>Butler

Oh dear oh dear

Based Africa lads

Anglos get fucked

C O L L A P S E
O
L
L
A
P
S
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>5/20

K E K
E
k

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>6/20

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>>76198173
>5

>Live 15 minute walk from Lords
>Never been

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reminder the age of the white """man""" is over

>5 down for shit all
>memeswing the first ball

>>76198204
I've been there. Didn't rate it.

Either spotfixing or they had a piss up the night before

>>76198218
I enjoyed it. They have a painting of Strauss there that is fucking hilarious.

The MCG has a better museum though

Casual bit of racism on The Bounce. Jesus christ how is this happening in 2017

Lmao what a mess lads

>>76198262
Probably the same as Chinks and sports anywhere. They get bullied the fuck out by every other race.

don't fuck this uganda

wish the WCL matches were streamed

>>76198262
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUKfeUCnXGs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L09NVGZZpho

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Sister’s 21st tonight. Best part of being a photographer is it’s an excuse to not talk to people and go sit in a room on your own at will.

Reminder:

>60

Actually happened

kek just imagine the american team stuffing their fat faces with food during the lunch break

>ball is doing a bit
>bairstow looks in no trouble and is scoring at a decent rate while the rest of the top order implode
He could score 200 here and they would still pick Roy/whoever over him

>>76198515
This dude actually makes me feel bad for him sometimes, most of the Aussies I have met have all been super friendly and outgoing, he seems like a bit of a black sheep.

>>76198669
U jealous?

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>>76198669
I don't know what you mean he's very well adjusted

hate oman
love uganda

England should recruit some of the Ugandan lads
>>76198666
Absolute farce he isn't an instant choice as a specialist bat

>>76198669
Straffo brings it on himself. He's known people have been taking the piss of him for years

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>>76198701
he lives for the attention

>>76198696
They know Roy is streaky and they have to back him, but it gets to the point where bairstow is so much more consistent and does similar things to Roy in form that it's stupid to keep going Roy. Bairstow has batted like this in test cricket, against attacking teams with a moving ball yet they don't seem to want to pick him, possibly because I've heard reports he's not well liked as a person

cricket actually gets a surprising bit of media coverage in uganda

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>7/82

I swear if uganda lose

>>76198714
Wow, sounds like he actually needs a carer. Didn't someone who used to post on /cric/ go to school with him?

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This is a historic moment

>>76198803
if they do they might be fucking relegated and US will stay

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>>76198806
no clue mate

there is someone that lives nearby that talks about livestreaming his train ride into Melbourne, but I don't think he went to school with him

>>76198853
kek is this real? what is jarryd's job?

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>>76198877
he works in bottom rung management at a call centre

>>76198877
McDonald's shift manager

Lads how do I get back on my feet

I fell over but I can't roll back on. I'm rocking back and forth like a turtle


Sent from my iPhone

>>76198853
Man, if Wattle Glen were on my route, I would volunteer when I get there to do the same too.

Also, that is an extremely dick thing to do.

>>76198914
he is ghastly

>>76198922
FOY

Uganda have me sweating lads

>>76198948
it's in the bag

Finch is fucking fat

Can Uganda get their arses in gear I'm getting bored waiting

He can hit the ball alright though

The comeback is on >we will win

Revising my CT predictions based on the horrible form of two sides
The final will be between Australia and South Africa #bookit

I really feel like a greasy chicken burger suddenly.

>>76198813
an*

>>76199016
Does it even matter?
You guys dropped 3 of your starting XI, if SA cannot win, then there is legitimately no point to them even attempting to go for the trophy, even more so than what little point there currently is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSbBQUGQsrg

>>76199034
For me, it's the mcchicken

>>76199042
so much talent

yeah fuck off warner can't do shit outside of the southern hemisphere

LOVE it when the cameras shame the cunts who walk in front of the sidescreens

>>76199082
Imagine being publicly outed as someone that has no understanding of the functioning of cricket

walkie

>>76199037
disappointed with malaysia so far ankush?

>>76198924

Why? Dave just got welcomed to the real world. Nobody needs a day off to check their email, it's a pissweak excuse. MWNGF could've been a bit more diplomatic, but otherwise he's just doing his job. Now if only he could also treat women with this brusqueness and his life might improve.

This boy can bat

>>76199037
Hello mate who are you?

>>76199131
what makes straffo a cunt is that he posted it on his instagram years later and bragged about it

Uganda be kidding me

>>76199037

>didn't turn flags off

don't worry, I'd be larping on the Internet if I lived in pisstain too

They've fucked it haven't they

https://twitter.com/TrentWoodhill/status/869133981605699584

what a turbo pleb

Those reviews please nobody

Umpire looks a cunt because he should have given it, bowler feels pissed off it wasn't given and batsman knows he was beaten. Pointless.

>>76199173
get fucked you little shit, first class cricket on boxing day is older than he is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGJFWirQ3ks

Fug

It's ogre

>>76199173
I agree. Test cricket is sacred and should only be played when Normies cannot watch it.

Let the plebs watch pleb cricket at a pleb time of year

decent recovery tbf

not every side can have players of the quality of Aaron Finch

>>76199189
this umpires call stuff is a load of shit, if its hitting its fucking out.

Where is Stokes?

>>76199226
rested

fully automated umpires when

"USA Cricket Association administrators have expressed worries over possible safety and security risks posed by the country's scheduled tour to Uganda in late October for ICC World Cricket League Division Three. In an email to the USACA board, treasurer John Thickett cited a US state department advisory from February which rates Uganda as a "high threat for terrorism.""
sounds like an excuse to me lads

>>76199158
yeah who can notice apart from you though

>>76199248
A good excuse for a thread lamenting American cowardice.

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>>76199248
>USA false flags an attack in Uganda just to avoid getting BTFO in the cricket

Coming down to the wire

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They're not going to make it

>>76199292
just 36 to go mate

>>76199131
Are you kidding me?
These are people working in a call centre lad, they're not really people who are of significance enough in the workspace to be noticed if they're not at work for a day. If it was a lot more of a crucial role then I would understand, but some call centre employee who may or may not have just gotten his ticket to getting out of there, I would have definitely let him have the day to celebrate with friends and/or family.

>>76199301
They've fucked it it's ogre

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haha aussies got nothing on our banter

kek
the uganda game is not even being kept track of on cricbuzz

Made an omelette lads

>A teenage apprentice mechanic at Audi killed himself after bully colleagues burned his clothes and locked him in a cage, an inquest has heard.

>George Cheese, 18, was "over the moon" when he got the position at the car dealership, his parents said, but soon started coming home covered in bruises and had multiple holes burned into his clothes.

>A coroner heard that on one occasion, the young man said his colleagues had locked him in a cage at the garage by force, doused him in a flammable liquid and set fire to his clothes.

>His father, Keith Cheese, told the inquest that he would never forgive himself for missing the warning signs leading to his son's death. He said that his son had approached him and tried to start a conversation the day he killed himself but he had not looked up, captivated by a pre-recorded golf tournament on the TV.

what the fuck

>>76199306
Two days isn't a lot of notice to ask for time off. He would have known his results day a long time in advance and was almost certainly just planning a big piss up on results day.

>>76199336
tomorrow against Maylasia who are shite

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>>76199332
It was not bullying.

>George's line manager, Simon Wright, who admitted to playing a number of pranks on George, told the inquest: "I was in the workshop when a prank was played on George and he was set on fire.

>"It did not go too far. We knew where to draw the line," he said.

>"It was not bullying."

>>76199344
Oi fuck off mate the boys beat Canada

>>76199336
Just make a thread saying they get hammered anyway it's not like 99% of those bait takers will even know the difference.

fucking love seeing Australia demolish a bowling attack

>>76199332
he needed to lighten up

A few weeks later, after Thames Valley police had closed the investigation and Cheese’s possessions were returned to his parents, his mother found 14 diary entries saved in the calendar app on his iPad, describing traumatic events from his workplace. One said: “My boss told me to hurry up and hang myself because I’m a useless piece of shit.”

Cheese referred to a “PC” in his diary entries, writing: “PC tied me up, pressure-washed me. Thought it was hilarious. I couldn’t stand up afterwards. He called me a pussy and I had to walk home soaking wet.” Another entry said “PC” had approached Cheese after his parents complained to the company and called him “a pussy who went telling tales to mummy”.

>>76199263
KEK

Pissing it down here.

I give it no more than an hour before this weather reaches London.

this roland-jones kid isn't half bad

>>76199404
I just love replying to myself haha

>hanging yourself instead of just quitting the job and looking elsewhere

Sounds like a smart guy...

i still believe in uganda

>>76199428
I love living in the river city

>>76199436
apparently he was also upset over his failed relationship with his gf and thought he had cancer

reminds me of another englishman actually

>>76199451
Life is swell

>>76199436
m8 u can't just quit an apprenticeship then roll into another one easy

I mean unless it's a stacking shelves apprenticeship.

plus I think the implication was that his parents were kinda strongarming him to stay

>Referring to the months of alleged abuse, George's line manager, Simon Wright, had said his actions - which included setting fire to his trousers, giving him the 'dead leg' and taking him for a test drive to force him to walk back - said it had all been 'horseplay' and 'banter'.

bunch of cunts

Chloe's written statement was read out by the coroner and included a letter George had sent to her just days before he died, saying he loved her and had wanted to marry her.
However, he had also indicated that he wasn't going to be around 'to bother her' for much longer.
It read: 'I meant it when I said I wanted you there at the end. I can't carry on anymore... I've been fighting my hardest since the 29th.
'I'm just not willing to go on anymore......there's no way out... I'm not just hurting myself, I'm hurting you as well.
'I wanted to marry you. I dreamed of having a family with you one day.
'I will love you until my dying breath and if I can even longer.'

>>76199410
SA will have wrapped it up by then m8

>>76199496
kids these days are sure a bunch of snowflakes

http://www.thecricketmonthly.com/story/1092878/the-extraordinary-story-of-afghans-playing-cricket-in-austria


business idea: EU cricket team

>>76199557
>all English players and possibly an Irish lad called Eoin Morgan

Looks good.

>>76199557
it would just be the netherlands and ireland desu

>EU cricket team
would probs have finished 2nd in this league after oman t b h

better idea: pacific islands

PNG and Fiji alone could put out a decent side by associate standards

Will Uganda overcome the Patels?

>>76199565
no, i meant no england as we're leaving, and just all the immigrants in europe and yeah holland included. no ireland either as theyre already an established team

one for the future perhaps

alternative idea: british territories
(jersey, guernsey, gibraltar, cook islands)

>>76199586
that would just be PNG though

in fact chuck ireland in there why not. not like they're ever going to be good on their own

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>>76199606
cricket's Fiji's second sport though mate

Will Ssenyondo score a century?

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>22 runs

They're edging there.

20 to go lads

>>76199632
like this idea. bermuda and the other islands in the atlantic that are ours would strengthen the team probs

S L O W A N D S T E A D Y

They could have just done this in the first place when they had 35 overs to spare

Patel3 on suicide watch

Imagine if the Poonited States don't win this

Australians makes cricket look so simple

Something about being left in a desert triggered the x factor here

an absolute nail biter this

>>76199780
>Australians make cricket look so simple
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXT8CKiiB3c

hmmm

A wide.

The great American cricketer Jasdeep Singh is cracking under the pressure.

The absolute state of the USA when their hero can't handle it.

I reckon Kony is out there in the stands cheering for Uganda

do any ugandans posy on /sp/?

It's going to be tough to get the 2 runs an over needed to win

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REMEMBER ME

>a maiden

So this... is an American bowling attack.

Is there anyway of following it beyond the live updates on espncricinfo?