/bundes/liga

>>75346118
First for Dortmund's promotion to the semi's.

goooooooooooooooooood merning

>tfw robbed but the whole world agrees for once

feels good

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What was his problem?

>>75346130

great, its snowing again

>>75346167
see >>75346173

>Buyern vs refball
the worst anime betrayal

Nice free kick goal from van der Vaart for Midtjylland's reserves
https://mobile.twitter.com/fcmidtjylland/status/854621106598268928

>>75346184
How can a player sink so low this quickly?

>van der fart
lmao xD

>>75346151
>agrees for once

To be fair, it's usually Buyern robbing other teams.

evil brazil was soooooooooo annoying yesterday

>>75346195
He's been out injured the whole spring season and this was his comeback, but he hasn't really been all that impressive when he's played.

>>75346151
meh. I think if the referee would've done no mistakes in the two matches there is a big chance that Real would've advanced anyway.

very glad that buyern lost desu schmesu.

@ToniKroos Thanks to all @fcbayern supporters who made it such a special night for my son!

https://mobile.twitter.com/tonikroos/status/854622988284678144

>>75346218
yeah, they were the better team but there's no need to ruin such a good match

>>75346225
>t. buyern customer

>>75346227
Bayern's away support is very good

>>75346232
lel no

Moin

>>75346234
Is there any German team with a bad away support?

>>75346240
salute

>>75346243
Hoffenheim

>>75346243
all the plastic ones (bar RBL)

will the shareholders advance today?

>>75346236
>LARPing as buyern hater
>sounding like a Unterschichtentrottel on purpose to make everybody hating on Buyern look like an idiot
>not buyern customer

sure...

>>75346260
we will have to wait and see

>>75346260
maybe

can't wait for bitter customer during the game tonight

atleast we still have the title race to entertain us after last night

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>>75346267
sure thing.....

Reus is back so yes

>>75346272
I am a bitter customer but I always root for the German teams in european competition. Strangely, only shareholders seem to have a problem with that concept.

>>75346276
nah, relegation battle, the race for the EL spots and 2.Liga are more interesting

>>75346272
this

>>75346151
fuck off deluded customer

>>75346272
but I'm sweet :3

>>75346243
Hoffenheim, Wolfsburg, Leipzig, Augsburg...

>falling for the european cup meme

>>75346288
everyone but customers have problems with that concept. it's easy to graciously allow yourself to "root" for the underdog if you know that for the next hundred years and more you're the undisputed top dog

CUSTOMERS ARE STILL MAD LMAO

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all these tears :'D

>>75346319
why does zidane always wear ties that are ugly as fuck and way too short?

>>75346328
BAZI FAGGOTS LITERALLY ON SUICIDE WATCH

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>>75346330

>>75346151
>get awarded benulty after a dive
>Vidlel sent off about two fouls too late
>Madrid socres off-side goal

>HURRDURR, such injustice! Ref was totally against us.

/cric/ rules /hoc/ drools

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>>75346464
*high fives you*

>>75346464
>>75346472
andnowkiss.jpg

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>>75346464

That NFL guy, Aaron Hernandez, has comitted suicide in prison.

He did nothing wrong and literally nobody cares.

>>75346541
who?

>>75346541
hmmmm....

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>>75346541
>>75346560

>>75346173
i agree.
but i think carlo ultimately has to give in and play kimmich, because i can absolutely not see """rudy""" as an anywhere near adequate replacement for lahm or alonso. i think this might fuck bayern over desu. süle is a fantastic buy tho. anything else we will see.

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>>75346328
>wir sind beschissen worden
>im wahrsten sinne des wortes
fucking bavarians

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Who Köln here?

>>75346657
nobody, I hope. Köln is probably in the bottom 10 German cities.

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Reus to Buyern when?

>>75346657
reporting in

>>75346682
I think Buyern learned to stay away from Dortmund players by now.

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>>75346657

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>Die Fußballer von Monaco mögen nicht böse sein – aber wenn es einen Fußball-Gott gibt, dann zieht der BVB heute Abend doch noch ins Halbfinale der Champions League ein. Die Mannschaft, die vergangene Woche Dienstag den Horror erleben musste, als drei Bomben neben ihrem Bus explodierten.

>Aus Sicherheitskreisen ist zu hören: Wären diese Bomben ein, zwei Sekunden eher gezündet worden – es hätte noch Schlimmeres passieren können als die schwere Armverletzung von Marc Bartra. Sichtlich geschockt und paralysiert verlor diese Mannschaft nicht einmal 24 Stunden später mit 2:3.

>Ich glaube, dass sich die Dortmunder ohne den Anschlag sportlich durchgesetzt hätten. Aber es gibt ja auch so noch das Rückspiel in Monaco, und ich bin sicher: Diesmal sind wir alle BVB-Fans – auch die Blauen und die Roten.
well well....

>>75346725
>Buyern learned
>anything
>ever

lel no

>>75346768
what a fuckface

>>75346768
hypocrites

I fucking hate dirtmund

t. Bremen fan

>>75346768
>STILL reporting about the bomb
man up you little faggots

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>>75346768

>Marcelo killed Neuer
revenge for the 1-7

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>>75346657
who is this semen demon?

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>>75346657

>furries
ugh
UGH

>tfw too lazy to put on my summer wheels but can justify it with the weather
feels good man

>>75347010
aint life grand, huh?

>>75347010
>changing tires before may

anon, didn't you know that april is the 'everything can, nothing has to' month of the year?

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>>75346657

>owning a car
dorftrottels pls

>>75347255
>being an ÖPNV cuck

Customer tears are so delicious. This was basically the last chance for Buyern to win the CL in the near future, now they'll have to go through a transitional period, where they'll have to replace Xabi Alonso, Lahm, Ribery and Robben.

They'll either splash the cash or cease competing at the top European level.

>>75347520
Kek
KEK

>>75346118
>monaco - dortmund
Aka "who cares about defense anway?

>>75347255
>hey anon you can pick me up now :))
>cool, meet me at the Hbf, I'll be there in an hour if I catch the next bus
>ugh nevermind

>>75347822
This time Dortmund has an excuse since 3 goals are mandatory.

>>75347909
t. dorftrottel

can someone give me a quick rundown on Dortmund's current squad? Are Reus and Guerreiro fit again? Are they missing any key players? Didn't really follow Dortmund since they shat the bed in the title race.

>>75347993
Gotze Bartra and Schurrle are out
Rode doubt

>>75347978
>t. 29 y/o who still doesnt have a driving license

>>75347993
yes yes and no (except bartra obvs).

even sahin and bender played again against monaco and sahin also did play against frankfurt.

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>>75346118

>terrorists try to murder you
>you have to play no 24 hours after this
>the other team shoots offside goal

>>75348044
does that mean Ginter will defend? if yes I hope Aubameyang and Reus have a good day because they'll have to score at least 5.

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>>75346805

this can take up to many weeks. ptbs/ptsd is possible.
still monaco got ref luck, this is seriously insane.
dortmund got fucked by the refs the last years in important games, especially versus buyern and now this.

>>75348089
>Monaco isn't a great team right now that could beat BVB without luck

>>75348113
Sokratis and Bender would be an option too

>>75348154

it is 50:50 with dortmund maybe little bit ahead, but you can't deny the influence of the ref and for sure the fact that the players survived a terror attack.
if the bombs exploded 1 second earlier there would have been dead or at least heavily injured people.

>tfw dislike Dortmund since Kult Kloppo left but Guerreiro seems like such a nice guy

>>75348175

sure sokratis. but the second is the problem.
ginter isn't good, bender mostly is a good defender but he isn't good at the moment because he suffers more than other players from the attack.
bartra injured.

seriously there was never a fucked up game like dortmund vs monaco, dortmund was missing a defender because he was injured in an attack 20 hours earlier.

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>>75348194

tuchel is great, really intelligent and still there for some angry outbreaks.

>>75348154
Good job proving he's right

Are Dortmund good guys?

>>75347909
JUST

>>75348326
no

>>75348326
yes. they are /ourguys/. /bundes/ was a pro-Dortmund thread before redditor cancer Bauern scum came along.

>>75348423
t. mad bauer

>>75348464
t. johannes

>>75348326
no. atletico are the good guys

>>75348326
Well they aren't as bad as Buyern, if this means anything.

>>75348479
>johnnes
>not ronny

Malte pls

>>75348326

ref disadvantage, good offensive, young talents, plays mostly fair.
yes.

>>75348539
t. freshcunt

>>75348326
they are the goodest guys left but not /our guys/

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are leipzig actually good?

>>75348666
Nice to meet you, freshcunt.

>>75348715
yup

>>75348715

not bad, but not really good.
they just play in the bundesliga, no international matches so they have an advantage there, just wait until they play international.

>>75348715
would be a top-2 eplel team

>>75348754
they'll invest like 100m next summer, doubt they will struggle with 3 competitions

>>75348715
theyre gonna choke hard in the cl. theyre alright in the bundes but just because a lot of teams are pretty bad right now

>sell Werner for 40m to United or another incompetent big club
>sign actually good players with insane wages
>get into CL semis
can't wait for next season lads

>>75348771

bundesliga seriously fucking sucks.
leverkusen is just a violent team, schalke is a joke like always, wolfsburg down where it belongs, gladbach sucked and so on.
dortmund this season not really good, but i think they have a plan at least instead of all the other crap teams.

>>75348811
I want spanische Verhältnisse desu. Three teams that are actually really good and qualify for CL every year, instead of one team that dominates the league but chokes internationally every year. Don't give a flying fuck about Gladbach, Schalke, Hertha, Hoffenheim and all the other shit teams that fluke a CL/EL spot every other year.

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I wonder if he changed his opinion now

>>75348885

when they get the advantage they cut down the discussion, if they have a disadvantage they spast out like little babies.

>spast out

>>75349030
halts mauel du schpasti

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>>75348853
EffZeh to the rescue

>>75348885
ayy

>>75346328
>>75348885
>Rummenigger

>>75348811
dortmund has been inconsistent as fuck for a while now with constantly injured players. leverkusen is ok but far from actually good. also kinda guess hoffe will fall apart when they sell some of their top players next season. so no wonder bayern is still on top because a few chokers aside, theyre still pretty consistently winning their games

Watching the finish of la Flèche Wallonne

>>75348044
Götze and Schürlel being out is great news.

>Heute Abend kämpft Borussia Dortmund als letzte deutsche Mannschaft um den Einzug ins Halbfinale der Champions League. Nach dem schrecklichen Attentat auf den Mannschaftsbus vor dem Hinspiel gegen Monaco muss der BVB das 2:3 wettmachen – und zieht dafür alle Register. Wie SPORT BILD exklusiv erfuhr, wird der bei dem Bombenanschlag verletzte Marc Bartra heute als Glücksbringer ins Fürstentum einfliegen! Der am Arm operierte Spanier kommt per Privatjet und drückt seinen Kollegen vor Ort die Daumen.
:_:

>>75349624
lmao

>>75349648
Götze is always out tho

>>75349730
Yeah

>>75349667
indeed

he's out eating at a restaurant amirite

Grande Valverde

>>75349797
>>75349783

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>>75349842 (You)
guaranteed replies

>>75349842
same shit different badges

>>75349842
I don't know what gungam means but Milan should be heroes

>>75349842
gungans is spot on

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>>75349842
>( ( ( Heroes ) ) )

>>75349887
Explain this, Denmark! How can these be heroes?

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>>75349842
>buyern
>heroes

>>75350046
What's wrong with being jewish?

>>75350277
poltard b8

>>75349624
>Rode flopped
>Schürrle injured and plays badly
>Götze has diabetes

Tuchel went full JUST with those transfers.

good thread

*pruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuts*

>>75350414
I think that Götze was more Watzke/Zorcs transfer.

>lowqualitybaitmark

>>75350505
can't prove that it ain't true but this doesn't make sense to me

>>75350630
why?

>>75350646
>Paying big money for player in bad shape whom neither the coach nor the fans want to have and who is loaded with the additional pressure of making things up to come clean with the supporters because of his last unpleasant departure

I simply don't see a reason other than "le Watzke and Zorg are doing stoopid things because they are stoopid".

Unlike Pulisic or Kagawa, Gotze has no value in terms of marketing.

>>75350883
I think they still see him as the "talent of the century" he was hyped as 5 years ago and hope that Tuchel is the right coach to help him reach the level they want him to be.

>>75349624
>Klopp will Hart
yeah right

>>75351005
>hope that Tuchel is the right coach to help him

So, why don't ask Tuchel? Like I said, this simply doesn't make sense.

yawn

>>75351090
cute

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>>75351090
nice

>>75351090
good

so how mad will Hummels be after Dortmund advanced to the semis tonight?

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>>75351090
based

>>75351090
me liki

the bayern game yesterday was of quite poor level. bare minimum for a CL 1/4th
hopefully monaco and dortmund will play well tonight

>still almost 2 hours to go
going to play Overwatch now

>>75351212
the customer butthurt would be hilarious but I doubt dortmund have a chance with their shit tier defense and tuchel autism holding them down

>>75351249
what???
the match was intense af

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I don't think there has ever been an article on kicker.de with more comments

>birdposting

ugh...

>>75352048
psot link

Remember how Bayern won their only CL title in the last 17 years with refball?

>>75352084
they won two CLs in the last 17 years

>>75352007
yes fast paced but not interesting on a technical or a tactical level (except maybe bayern)
for example the 2 legs of city v monaco were far better

>>75352048
Article:
http://www.kicker.de/news/fussball/chleague/startseite/676021/artikel_sieben-fehlentscheidungen---nicht-alle-gegen-bayern.html

Comments:

http://www.kicker.de/news/fussball/chleague/startseite/676021/artikel_lesermeinungen_sieben-fehlentscheidungen---nicht-alle-gegen-bayern.html

you'll need to go through several pages of comments at the bottom.

>>75352127
>t. uchel

>costumers, shareholders and miners will be BTFO in this week
;)

>>75352201
*customers

TUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

quality report on yesterdays match from the one and only

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C105w3New6w

>rummenigger is so assmad right now
remember when he complained about people hating on the poor ref who doesn't even have access to replays after that dpokal final?

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kick off 5 minutes later according to Dortmund's twitter. Monaco police didn't let the bus leave from the hotel for over 20 minutes without any explanation

>Sahin-Weigl double pivot
Might as well just start Pulisic

>>75352813
HABBENING :DDDDD

Rooting for Monaco in the Champion's League and Ajax in the Europa.

>>75352866
>Rooting for Monaco in the Champion's League
why?

I hope this is the last time Monaco and Dortmund meet for a long time.
It's all a bit too icky and sincere.

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>durm
>ginter
>weigl
shidddd

>>75346464
great gif

watching this with you

fw two early dortmund goals

>durm=ribéry
what

Monaco: Best talent factory in Europe atm

Dortmund: Spends millions and millions of euros buying all the biggest talents and best players from their competitors

Why do people talk about this game as if it's between like-minded clubs?

having that much space

city of marco

>>75353632
Wrong thread

>shitmund
>bürshit

VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN VERKAUFEN

>>dirtmund

BRAZIL IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MAD RIGHT NOW

>>75352146
>all this customer butthurt
ebin ;D

>>75352790
Meh, it's just your average Buyern official hypocrisy.

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Heartless CL officials pit still traumatized BVB against AC Monaco.

They can't get away with this.

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>>75352201
good

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Tips M'bappe

>>75352201
Based Roten Bullen only will be of going up!!!

LMAO TROLLBAR

>shitmund

SELLING ALL MY SHARES FOR 10 CENTS NOW SELLING ALL MY SHARES FOR 10 CENTS NOW SELLING ALL MY SHARES FOR 10 CENTS NOW SELLING ALL MY SHARES FOR 10 CENTS NOW SELLING ALL MY SHARES FOR 10 CENTS NOW SELLING ALL MY SHARES FOR 10 CENTS NOW SELLING ALL MY SHARES FOR 10 CENTS NOW SELLING ALL MY SHARES FOR 10 CENTS NOW SELLING ALL MY SHARES FOR 10 CENTS NOW SELLING ALL MY SHARES FOR 10 CENTS NOW SELLING ALL MY SHARES FOR 10 CENTS NOW SELLING ALL MY SHARES FOR 10 CENTS NOW SELLING ALL MY SHARES FOR 10 CENTS NOW

SELLING ALL MY SHARES FOR 10 CENTS NOW SELLING ALL MY SHARES FOR 10 CENTS NOW SELLING ALL MY SHARES FOR 10 CENTS NOW SELLING ALL MY SHARES FOR 10 CENTS NOW SELLING ALL MY SHARES FOR 10 CENTS NOW SELLING ALL MY SHARES FOR 10 CENTS NOW SELLING ALL MY SHARES FOR 10 CENTS NOW SELLING ALL MY SHARES FOR 10 CENTS NOW SELLING ALL MY SHARES FOR 10 CENTS NOW SELLING ALL MY SHARES FOR 10 CENTS NOW SELLING ALL MY SHARES FOR 10 CENTS NOW SELLING ALL MY SHARES FOR 10 CENTS NOW SELLING ALL MY SHARES FOR 10 CENTS NOW

Nice 'defense'

Would you watch a Monaco-Atletico final?

>>75354435
i would watch any final desu

>>75354435
Yes why not?

Can't be any worse than German """""""""football"""""""""

>>75354435
No way Monaco will get through the semi's.

>>75354561
>2013: "No way will Dortmund get through the semi's"
>2014: "No way will Atletico get through the semi's"

>>75354630
2017: no way will monaco get through the semis

>>75354435
probably not.

>>75354435
of course

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>>75352146
Katsche89 dropping the truth bombs

>>75355009
they should have played with Müller + Lewy

MESSI DED

>>75355121
That probably would've been better for more danger infront of the Madrid goal, but Müller isn't really famous for his link-up play. Maybe Ancelotti thought something similar and went for the, at least on paper, more stable midfield option.

Did she just say Marko Marin?

>>75354489
>>75354489

Bayern:
>muh refball

Dortmund
>muh trauma

(>)Schalke
?

>>75355785
huh?

>>75355852
The tv news woman

>>75355848
very rude

>>75355850
no excuses here, >we are just shit

>>75355871
Okay. But what about "Marko Marin"?

Bayern:
>muh refball

Dortmund
>muh trauma

(>)Schalke
>Schalke

>>75355956
She said Marko Marin instead of Marc Bartra

>>75355983
okay.

Drinking some Warsteiner now

>>75356083
Are you a Perle der Natur too?

>>75356128
That is Wernesgrüner

>>75356128
>>75356145
wait, thqat is Krombacher. Wernesgrüner is a Pilslegende

dortmund needs a miracle run this half

ahhh yes

i tipped 2:1 desu

it can stay this way

REUS

Royce royce royce troyce royce!!!!

>>75356083
>>75356128
>>75356145
>>75356213
So you're "Der Einzig Wahre"?

Watching Barca - Juve for five more minutes and then changing to the snooker.

i hate you denmark

RUSE

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>>75356332
slut

>Snookermark

Sorry, I just can't enjoy football anymore after what happened yesterday.

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>customer butthurt
yes very good

Time for good guys of football to win

>denmark
ugh...

you are everything wrong with football

>>75356470
no

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>I'm the away goals rule

thought you wanted to go watch snooker? why are you so hypocritical?

No, you're not.

Is Denmark the biggest cuck of /bundes/?

>>75356705
no i am

No. I am. ;^)

>>75356722
>>75356726

hmmm

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leave the principality of monaco to me

>>75356722
Meet me outside! >:(

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>>75356790
i'd be right happy to

monaco are the french leicester of 2015/2016

lucky break there

>>75356861
hhmmmmm!

dortmund is too white Tbh. They can't compete physically with the elite teams

>>75357056

go tell your son to work on his mechanics, lavar.

>sharecucks
Absolutely pathetic.

america is entering to save the day

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeDq48BAtN8

More like Pulicuck amirite?

when the fuck did manuel break his foot

inb4 juventus win 0-1

>>75356274
and so it will.

good night

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>>75357384
him and i were having some rough sex and after he placed his fut in my bum, I clenched and yeah... rip manuel's foot


im sorry munich fans ;-;

>>75357502
good night

yesterday

>>75357507
Warum würd de Neua sei Fut in dei Bum neidun? Des es oan echda Kerl dea het kei Fut sondan a Bimmel

>>75357593
I wouldn't be to sure about that.

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fuck

>shitmund

dedmund

>>75357698

F

Lamo
Literally LAMO

good night

>>75358258
g'night

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>"..Brauchten eine gute Absicherung gegen die schnellen Spieler von Monaco"

well these tactituchel tactics really worked out great

>>75358258

night

taggdig fuggs tuchlel :-DDDDDDDDDD

>>75358849

>>75359022

kek still lmaoing at mad rummenigge

>>75359142
>>75359142

weak thread 2bh but he needs to go