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sorry that my face is covered up in the original. you can see more of my face in this one

get plastic surgery or deal with the fact that you won't ever be attractive or just find a pathetic gf who doesn't care about looks

>>25554392
What is wrong about my face to where I would need fucking plastic surgery. This is bullshit.

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2003 MG TF 160.

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>>25552693
Heel-toe express.

Prefer walking

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Don't we have one of these already?

>>25550319
You are gay

u have pizza on ur laptop and u fetishized ur partner for a year or 2 :-)

>>25550343
Who's my partner?

It's very important. Humor can make up for other assets, and I found that I'm funny but only when I'm rewlly comfortable and uninhibited. Hurts for meeting new people, helps when people bust me out of my shell and say, "blah blah blah I thought you were so serious when I met you."

Watch comedy and learn from it. Take jokes that fit your personality, and don't be uptight. Also, unless you're studying to be a comedian and even then, you'll find others with your sense of humor.

>>25558307
ok.
I used to watch mst3k, I've considered watching a movie myself and riffing it by myself as practice.

>>25558286
>Are you funny?
Yeah, I'm a joker.
>have tried making yourself funnier?
No. My wisecracking is largely an involuntary defense mechanism.
>how important is it when trying to connect with someone?
I don't think my wife would like me as much if she didn't think I was funny, and before I was married I made all my other girlfriends laugh, so I guess somewhat important?

More important on a practical level, I found that being able to be witty in unfamiliar situations (at work in particular) gives the impression of my being confident and outgoing. In reality, I'm almost the opposite. But I fake it well.

I have an unfinished renpy project am i welcome here

>>25557902

Give me her kik and I'll show you how to talk to that delicious lady.

>>25557902
probably every surface-level joke or reference you can make about someone's race/nationality is something they've already heard 100 times already and so it's probably better to just avoid it

lol that means you're not good looking enough

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What about this guy

with a bit of effort you could be a 6/10
atm you just look creepy.

>>25556481
would bang

Pay for a private lap dance dude.

>>25555918
Yeah, that kik name is really going to make women from the internet want to meet up with you irl and turn their backs to you.

>>25557170
That is actually a very good point. It is a borderlands reference. But maybe i should make a new account with a nicer name. Thank you

>>25554491
what the fuck am i looking at

>>25554491
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4WO0mirjlQ

No Adelaide people come on here anymore, it's a shame - fucked some fine femanons back in the day.

>>25554252
Nice cock =)

>>25554252
Thanks I really wanted one of those!

>>25554252

wtf is wrong with your index finger

32/m
you look average to me, and I'd say thats enough to get by

>>25553710
thats not to say you cant clear up the acne and jeep yourself looking tidy.

try reducing sugars, washing your face with shampoo, and those red noxy pads, but not all at once.

a week at a time introducing new methods. regardless youre fine anon

>>25553703
Unfortunately, yes

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>My previous model
Cheap $40 steel amazon cage... worked pretty well, only problem was I could stel stimulate my cock through the bars & I eventually ended up requiring a smaller cage after I became accustomed to full time wear.

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>OP
My girlfriend

>>25530382
Cute face. Would fuck.

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>A/S/L
21,Male,England
>Sexual Orientation
Straight
>Relationship Status
Single
>Text / Mic / Cam
Yes to all three
>Favorite Music
Anything from Post Punk to Indie Rock to EDM to Heavy stuff
>Favorite Movies
Kickass 1.The Raid.Sinister.Spirited away.The Hateful Eight.Deadpool.Gone Girl.Hardcore Henry.Logan,Spiderman Homcoming,Baby Driver
>Favorite TV Shows
Breaking Bad.Hannibal.Game of Thrones.The Office.Daredevil.Stranger Things
>Favorite Vidya
Bioshock series. Metal Gear Series. Gears of war series. Borderlands 2. Overwatch. Rocket League.The Hitman Series Hotline Miami. DOOM (2016). Telltales The Walking Dead.NeiR Automata. VA-11 Hall-A. The Batman Arkham Series. The Witcher 3
>Interests
Media,Editing,Going to local concerts,Art,Listening to new artists and bands
>What languages do you speak?
English.
>What are you looking for?
Friendships, Interesting conversations,People to share common interests with. Friendly and polite people. People to play online games with also would be nice since i have been playing a lot of Overwatch recently.
>What are you not looking for?
Sexual antics and odd people
>Contact Info
Dale515100#1016

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>ASL
24/M/Netherlands
>Sexual Orientation
Bi
>Relationship Status
…
>Text / Mic / Cam
Whatever works for you
>Favorite Music
Classic rock and blues mostly, but I pretty much listen to everything. To name a few which I really enjoy: Led Zeppelin, Iron Maiden, Tenacious D, Postmodern Jukebox
>Books
Mostly stuff about music and medieval fantasy
>Favorite Movies/Shows
Community, Generation Kill, Band of Brothers, Tenacious D and the pick of Destiny, Firefly
>Favorite Vidya
WoW, Diablo 3, loads more
>Interests
Music (playing/writing/listening), videogames, airsoft
>Are you Interested in Skype groups?
no
>What languages do you speak?
English, Dutch
>What are you looking for?
Friends, gaming buddies, a D&D group, bandmates, people who like to sing on Skype
>What are you NOT looking for?
Lionel Richie
>Contact info
Rob#8221

>>25528039
>>What are you NOT looking for?
>Lionel Richie

FUCK

27/m/4216
kik jellysnakes01

>>25512741
what's going on m80

28/m/4207
kik: anonymouschap
how was errones weekend

>>25471813
too bad the text is barely readable in the macro

>>25471849

Yeah I noticed that too late I'm afraid. I just tried to make something quickly because the last thread was far beyond the bump limit.
It's fun to try making these macros but I'm still getting mixed results.

>>25471874
There's really no need to rush making these, especially since no girl was posting atm. It's not like we're losing any potential posters especially considering how dead this thread has been during the past weeks.
Next time make you should sure the text is readable at thumbnail size, which is perhaps the single most important thing about creating macros. Also keep in mind a lot of girls post on their phones which have very small screens. They need to be eye popping.