Assumptions thread

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Don't we have one of these already?

>>25550319
You are gay

u have pizza on ur laptop and u fetishized ur partner for a year or 2 :-)

>>25550343
Who's my partner?

>>25550337
Lel a hater already, with that face of yours I'd unload a bullet in your head if I met you.

>>25550319
I would so fucking love to be shot in the head. You UK?

>>25550319
fag nigger who has a nigger stepdad
>>25550337
mexican fag

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>>25550397
Not Mexican, if you're interested. Got these results through yesterday.

>>25550404
32% irish knew you were a mongrel.

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>>25550337
was really big into myspace
>>25550319
very friendly-- was not popular in high school

>>25550319
Hi Hagrid
>>25550337
You seem to be a cool guy
>>25550545
Probably lesbian and feminist
>>25550657
Redhead girl from Ireland, cute

>>25550545
edgy girl that loves anal/being hit
>>25550657
girly girl, pretty normie potato head besides being a thot
>>25550337
your existence is a meme
>>25550319
u sometimes wonder why u can't see your toes

>>25550657
Likes long sleeps
>>25550545
Strong opinioned & willed feminist
>>25550337
Studying to be electrician or mechanic

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>>25550319
You like 80s metal
>>25550337
Missed an opportunity to be cast in Degrassi
>>25550545
You idolize Tank Girl
>>25550657
Your family is religious
>>25551789
Popular in high school even though you aren't the chadbro type

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>>25550657
Probably goes to art school idk

>>25551819
You used to have a crush on Eric Harris

>>25551828
fuck you lmao

>>25550319
Incel. Look like a nice lad though

>>25550337
Just lol at you're squint, you ain't fooling anyone with that shit tier feminine eye area

>>25550545
You hate traditional morals

>>25550657
Oldest sibling ? You nap every day and you have a chubby boyfriend

>>25551789
Create Grindr account and find older man to fuck you but you don't follow through with it

you delete Grindr before giving in to your fag desires then re download the app a few weeks later. This cycle repeats until you finally get a gf and stop being gay

>>25551805
What the fuck are you

>>25551819
That girl that's the best looking out of the weirdo group. You're social skills are lacking but atleast you can suck dick to a good standard

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>>25551837
Not an insult but okay

>>25551855
I wasn't being serious. I thought you were funny.

>>25551819
cuteasfuck/10

>>25551863
Oh lol thanks
Sry 4 autism

>>25551848
Lacking social skills you got right but all oh my friends are normies lol


>>25551866
Thank you!

>>25551848
>What the fuck are you
I like to think I'm a 2/10 on a good day
I don't have very many good days

>>25550319
Likes the berserk anime

>>25550337
Sorta short

>>25550545
Uses androgyny to make up for lack of personality

>>25550657
Incredibly self centered (doesnt even bother rating anyone else)

>>25551789
Another self centered person

>>25551805
Cares about others too much to the point that it gets you down

>>25551819
Lazy

>>25551877
Was harsh to you cos you're fat and look like you've given up. It's not that you're ugly because you're not.

You've probably heard this but mate if you lost weight you'd be so much happier

You have no deformities, a full head of hair, nice eyes, clear skin and can grow a beard, and you're wasting it

Lose weight and there could be a handsome cunt under there or an average one, either way you'll have a happier life

>>25551877
>2/10 on a good day
Lmao keep dreaming

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posting in here since the other one is p much dead

>>25550319
Australian

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>>25551900
you got the getting down part right
>>25551910
Couple years ago I lost 120 pounds in 6 months, it's not hard to do but I got memed hard because I sure as heck wasn't any happier. Back on the loss train though thanks to catching pneumonia this summer. Down 25 pounds since mid-July.
>>25551913
yeah u right I overshot by a couple points

>>25551940
What did you look like when you were slimmer ?

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>>25550337
You're a sensitive fag and the only insult you know is "You're gay"

>>25550545
You're a fag too but you're ok with it

>>25550657
You like anime and don't know how to do your eyeliner

>>25551805
Still a fat virgin

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>>25550657
You're very cute.
How old are you?
14? 15? 12?

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>>25551805

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>>25550545
got into punk into highschool and never got over it

>>25550657
weird shut in girl

>>25550337
guitarist

>>25551819
christian black metal girl

>>25551956
wants to consider herself goth

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>>25551951
This was after losing 120 pounds, I was around 220
Ignore Bieber hair, I was 18

>>25551963
You wish you were born 20 years earlier so you could be a co-founder of the Helvete record shop

>>25551984
wheres the lie

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>>25552009
Shit

>>25552009
unironically loves Wayans brothers movies

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>>25550545
Are you a boy or a girl?

>>25551848
Yeah you got me perfectly aside from the girlfriend part

>>25551963
I'm not christian lmao but black metal is good

>>25552016
Rather kill myself actually

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>>25550337
gets look inspo from old episodes of Supernatural because girls dig it right

>>25550545
loves straddling the line of androgyny because why not. its fun being a babe and confusing people

>>25550657
so sleepy all the time. so sleepy that that's the same eyeliner from two days ago

>>25551805
kinda remind me of my high school boyfriend so i'll just assume youre nice person but will probably leave me for a dude eventually.

>>25551963
either is or was in a band. living that city life and adpated well despite being from the rural burbs before

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>>25550319
is always sweaty jesus

>>25550657
too good to talk to

>>25551819
depressed low self esteem

>>25551921
hilarious

>>25551956
alcoholic, alcohol of choice: red wine

>>25551963
closetted trans girl

>>25552178
you like anal

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>>25551789
Used to be really sensitive but learned to not give a shit

>>25551805
Grew hair out so as not be confused with Action Bronson

>>25551819
One of those girls who hangs out with mostly guys

>>25552178
Loves starbucks

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>>25552228
Cold personality to strangers
>>25552190
Aspiring model, young

And >>25551296

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>>25550319
You like dive bars
>>25550337
Like brunch
>>25550545
I feel like you listen to Alabama Shakes
>>25550657
You have an ex you can't seem to finally shake off
>>25551789
You got reddit gold once and it made you kinda more excited than you thought
>>25551805
Might be a "nice guy"
>>25551819
You like tuna salad
>>25551921
would go to farmer's market with
>>25551956
lost virginity at 12 to a 17 year old and was the kid who told all the sheltered 3rd graders what sex was before that
>>25551963
Probably from Finland
>>25551975
you have a nice mother, but your dad is kind of a dick
>>25552015
you used to browse the chive before your meme decent
>>25552178
you like sangria

>>25550319
You live in China.

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>>25552344

You look like a guy who doesn't take crap from anyone. You do your own thing and that's best for you. Probably great in bed

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>>25552344
You look like someone who would spend the weekend in his garage working on cars
>>25552328
The quirky shy girl
>>25552190
Musician of some sort
>>25552178
Probably ride bike everywhere

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>>25550319
A wild animal attacked you at some point in your life
>>25550337
Used to play Ragnarok Online, still misses it
>>25550545
Keeps getting angry at everybody, somehow thinks it's always their fault
>>25550657
Has heard a certain joke far too many times
>>25551789
Shotest guy in his class for two years
>>25551805
Actually just hates to shave his beard
>>25551819
Not really that much into metal concerts, but listening at home is nice
>>25551921
Has studied dramatic arts
>>25551956
Dislikes to be labeled into a certain stereotype, but when thinking about it, you actually know it makes sense
>>25551963
Has been arrested more than once
>>25551975
Keeps trying to lose weight, but never manages to do so
>>25552178
Really into classic and obscure literature, judges harshly does who don't read usually
>>25552190
Own a fidget spinner "ironically"
>>25552228
Thinks he should be able to pick chicks more often than he does
>>25552328
Really into karaoke
>>25552344
Likes to work with his hands, but never actually accomplishes something that satisfies him
>>25552574
People keep asking you to shave that "moustache" but you keep it in hope that it'll grow further (it won't)

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>>25552643
You consider your bird to be your best friend
>>25552344
Probably owns a truck or something. Likes cars idk
>>25552228
Has low self esteem
>>25552190
Shy, probably wants a bf
>>25552178
Likes dogs
>>25552015
Works out too much

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>>25552643
>Likes to work with his hands, but never actually accomplishes something that satisfies him

spot on

>>25552190
not hilarious, but i do think that sometimes i'm funnier than people expect
>>25552344
yes pls
>>25552643
i was into it as a kid and took a couple drama classes in hs and college, but stopped beyond that. so yes kind of!

>>25552643
>Not really that much into metal concerts, but listening at home is nice

Accurate af

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>>25550657
Plays the uke
>>25551789
Recives Christmas/birthday presents they don't like and is still very thankful
>>25551819
Complains about cat calling but aecretly enjoys being noticed.
>>25551921
Doesn't make assumptions in an assumption thread.
>>25551956
Spends to long on makeup and is ofte. Late for work
>>25551963
Very quiet but very nice
>>25552178
Enjoys thrifting but has the money to buy new.
>>25552666
Has been abused
Also ***checked***

Be gentle soc

>>25552803
>yes pls

I'd very much enjoy that ma'm

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>>25552666
You have a cat
>>25552643
You have low self esteem
>>25552344
You look like you've got your shit together >>25552328
you look like a happy person and you're a qt
>>25552228
edgy
>>25552190
depressive
>>25551963
You like scandinivian or something
>>25551956
You think you're special
>>25551789
Lift
>>25550657
You're shy ,top qt

>>25552843
Id kiss you
T.>>25552822

>>25552870
Very jealous of your skin. My assumption. Of you is that you lounge around in a cozy fashion most days and are probably a little depressive and don't realize it.

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>>25552666
bi and kinky
>>25552822
what is that hair haha
>>25552843
nice, but not confident, also I'd kiss you, maybe even more
>>25552870
likes art and crafts, had only 1 bf, but did a lot of stuff with him

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>>25552870
is into photography
>>25552843
Likes It's always sunny in Philadelphia

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>>25552882
I have growout rn. Sorry geez. At least it's not ugg boots and leggings basic like you dear.

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>>25552904
sorry, but i'm not into that

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>>25552906
Sorry... I meant h&m and starbucks.

>>25552904
I think your hair is gorgeous

>>25552914
Ty.

>>25552903
I assume you have a lot of bonfires with friends and drinks.

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>>25552906
Would like totally die without coffee in the morning omg

>>25552912
Dyed his hair blonde but doesn't like people staring at him when in public

>>25552923
Yep that's accurate

>>25552178
i really love your sweater. assume that you feel out of place a lot.
>>25552190
great freckles! assume you're pretty young, like 17 or 18 maybe? and that you have a lot of friends that are girls.
>>25552228
i'm gonna assume that you have a twin bc you look like someone i knew in high school who had a twin. also that you're kind of shy.
>>25552328
you're super smart and get along with everyone
>>25552344
you do well in leadership positions
>>25552551
super fun and upbeat and silly. you don't let on when something is bothering you.
>>25552574
you're the quiet guy in class who unexpectedly says something hilarious one day
>>25552643
super sweet, struggles w socializing, a bit lonely

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>>25552870
Nicest person, you can take care of any being. Youre never mad and good at staying cool headed but people often dump their emotions on you

>>25552904
Defeated by Zack in a duel in the past. Plots revenge on Cloud now
>>25552903
Loves disney films and snuggling, creative desire to make her own art or music
>>25552906
Woah you're extremely sexy. Outgoing and dangerous~

>>25552929
2 real. Ur clairvoyant.

>>25552946
My assumption is that you're well hung. Would fuck right before I kill aeris.

>>25552870
You're into something creative idk why you like movies
>>25552882
You look outgoing and pretty chill
>I'd kiss you, maybe even more
pls be in france
>>25552903
I've never watched a single of this show.
you from finlan :DDD you're quiet
>>25552946
Chadosorus rex

>>25552666
you come off as sort of intimidating and harsh but you're actually very caring once someone gets to know you
>>25552822
sorry sorry sorry, i mixed this up with another thread and thought i posted. my assumption is that you're depressed but functioning and getting through it. you have a really deadpan sense of humor.
>>25552843
you're very intelligent and enjoy researching but you don't necessarily do super well in school.
>>25552870
you have your life really planned out, includes a long life in academia

>>25552970
Nothin wrong with chadorama.
Also
>only replying to girla while dissing on a chad
>self hating chad

>>25552939
>struggles w socializing, a bit lonely
Right in the fucking head
I'm not sweet, though, too sperg for that.

>>25552956
B-but okay ;__;
>>25552970
Lol dunno if good or bad when a qt thinks youre a chad/player, when my personality irl is the opposite >.>
>>25552973
Tru

>>25552973
I don't have anything to say about you sorry you look like the type of person who defines himself by his sexuality
>>25552929
you look like a nice guy friend material/10

>>25552972
>you have your life really planned out, includes a long life in academia

Huh, scarily accurate.

>>25550319
Also Dave grohl makes a dad band with Hagrid/10

>>25553028
Whoaaaa dave grohl af

>>25552970
>you from finlan :DDD

Ye :D:DD also true

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>>25552666
6/10

>>25552822
6/10

>>25552843
6/10

>>25552870
8/10

>>25552882
8/10

>>25552903
7/10

>>25552906
8/10

>>25552929
7/10

>>25552946
6/10

>>25553102
>No assumptions
>likely fake photo
>underage b&
Kys

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>>25553102
As expected.

>>25553165
No one cares

>>25553102
>rates are way off
>this aint a rate thread
your a 7-8 tho. Also stacy, constantly fucked by chads and you hate unattractive guys, they creep you out.

>>25553202
Doubt it considering she rated that chad a 6 and the bro guy 7

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>>25553272
Both are kinda hot desu

>>25553283
Debatable

>>25553102
You look like you listen to some heavy techno at raves and then spend Sunday morning coming down off drugs, crying ,and taking pictures of yourself

>>25553283
I prefer 95s , at least you didn't post the gold ones

>>25553401
Are u talking about me ? Woah. rude.

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Other than the correct assumption that I'm a loser.

>>25552843
Not actually kissless virgin

>>25550319
Unironically thinks he's a wizard

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Dont hold back.

>>25550319
Unironically listens to Tenacious D
>>25550337
Closet faggit
>>25550545
Opinionated slut
>>25550657
Likes to wear woolen sweaters
>>25551789
Has autism
>>25551805
On the verge of throwing acid at someone
>>25551819
Girl who "likes" metal, will do anything to convince people she's not a normie
>>25551921
Soon to be cat lady
>>25551956
Narcisist
>>25551963
Pussy is the only thing keeping you from motorcycle based suicide
>>25551975
Good person
>>25552015
simpleton
>>25552178
A fucking ponce
>>25552190
You want to be the mysterious silent type but you cant escape your normie self
>>25552228
Good person
>>25552328
Goal in life is shag a businessman
>>25552344
Tom Hardy wannabe
>>25552551
Skank
>>25552574
Typical reddit user
>>25552643
chill guy
>>25552666
666
>>25552822
riddled with mental disorders
>>25552843
Entire life revolves around the persuit of pussy
>>25552870
Bookfag
>>25552882
Slut
>>25552903
Wannabe slut
>>25552904
Pretty sure youre the same tranny from before
>>25552906
tease
>>25552912
fuck off mate
>>25552929
autism
>>25552946
surf guitar faggit
>>25553102
no personality whatsoever
>>25553967
chill guy, but still an autist

>>25554605
way ahead of u, my dude. i have 3

>>25550319
You're insecure about your looks and you posted a new thread because you thought no-one would respond to you if you weren't the OP pic.
>>25550337
You get lots of female attention but you often come across as too intense to prospective partners.
>>25550545
You're going in for the kill. You're doing it for a thrill. You're hoping they'll understand.
>>25550657
You're quite a sheltered, trusting person.
>>25551789
Bisexual.
>>25551805
NEET.
>>25551819
Can't understand why boyfriend had to go and make things so complicated.
>>25551921
A little kooky, you've impulsively done stupid things and looked back and thought "you fucking idiot girl, why?!?". But happy-go-lucky overall.
>>25551956
You hooked up with a guy that you knew was a douche... and you'd do it again.
>>25551963
Knows how it feels to be left outside alone. (It's cold out there)
>>25551975
Eats lots of junk food.
>>25552015
Has lots of female attention but you're not that bothered about girls most of the time.

>>25552178
Just wants a fucking normal healthy monogamous relationship with a guy that isn't stupid. Sometimes gets sick of your female friend's shit.
>>25552190
Had a brief goth phase that just didn't work out.
>>25552228
Falls hard and fast for girls.
>>25552328
Yearns for approval by peers on social media. Likes = happy.
>>25552344
Hellooooo nurse! My assumption is you're straight, because the hot ones always are. You also enjoy having a girlfriend, you're rarely a singleton.
>>25552551
Has masturbated to furry porn.
>>25552574
IT worker.
>>25552643
Goes for long walks at night when it's quiet outside.
>>25552666
Love that t-shirt. :) You are frustrated that you can't have wacky deep and meaningful conversations with most of your friends.
>>25552822
Frustrated with your transition and wish you were just born a girl.

>>25555343
You're someone who has a crush on a girl and posts her face on chinese message boards

>>25555436
What lol that's me

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>assume I'm discontent with my existence
Hey u r rite fren

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>>25554571
Closeted gay and spends most his time playing vidya.

>>25555343
A stacy everyone thinks is dumb but is actually smart and creative but think it's lame to show that side of yourself.

>>25555479
You're smart, also a little introverted and love being outside (especially spending your time at the beach). human raised religious and slightly the prude or you have a strange kinky side no one knows.

>>25555482
You pretend to be happy when you're not and usually the center of attention of your friends to mask your depression.

>>25555707
Oh god, didn't proof read text-to-speech.

>>25553102
Russian
0/10

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>>25554571
u a a1 pingu stanboy who can't talk about anything else, fuck pingu he a bitch

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>>25555479
Quiet, introverted, thinker
>>25555482
Easily bored
>>25555707
Horror movie expert (beautiful btw)

>>25555707
You look like Blaire White damn

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>>25555772
Is into drugs..
>>25555803
Nervous Nancy
>>25555707
Tries hard to be something you're not..

>>25555386
Jesus fucking christ that's accurate. Well done you.

>>25555803

SHIA SURPRISE!

>>25555479
You love flowers, you seem innocent
>>25555707
You are super into your appearance, and you're a bit of a contrarian? You're very attractive and a little intimidating, btw.
>>25555772
Probably be fun to get fucked up with
>>25555803
Quiet in larger crowds, but is the funny dude in smaller groups of friends

>>25552843
How the fuck are you kissless? You're hot. My assumption is that you are too focused on having the 'perfect' first kiss to allow yourself to just go for it with someone normal in your social circle.
>>25552870
You love stationery.
>>25552882
You would steal your friend's bf if you liked him enough. You enjoy late-into-the-night clubbing and dancing.
>>25552903
You have aggressive masturbation sessions that you later regret.
>>25552929
Your friends love you and want to set you up on dates, but you'd rather find your own way. Possibly bisexual.
>>25552946
You like going on dates, but long term girlfriends sound like hard work.
>>25553102
Overly focused on looks.
>>25553967
A bit of a nerd but hides it with his friends.
>>25554571
Pingu's the fucking shit. Noot noot! You've toyed with the idea of starting a Youtube/Twitch channel.
>>25555343
Loves male attention and gets lots of it... but secretly wishes to find a nice boy to date.

>>25555479
Bit of a prude.
>>25555482
Made out with a girl you liked but she wasn't interested in more. Might have a crush on your friend's gf.
>>25555707
Reads Harry Potter twice a year and doesn't really read much else besides.
>>25555772
Hot! What is that bracelet it's pretty cool. People think you might be gay, but you just like being fashionable.
>>25555803
Works long hours and isn't appreciated by employer.
>>25555850
Works a retail job but hates it.

>>25555907
Which one are you?

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>>25553967
You pretend to hear the difference between MP3 and vinyl

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>>25556154
also

>>25556296
You had your first sexual experience before 16.

>>25556304
You're good

>>25556137
You like coding.
>>25556154
You view/treat women as sexual objects, not people.
>>25556164
You like being big spoon.
>>25556296
You have a very positive outlook on the world, possibly naively so. You go with the flow and like meeting your group of friends for drinks and fun.

>>25556343
>You view/treat women as sexual objects, not people.
>You like being big spoon.
1 for 2.

>>25556343
3 out of 3

>>25556374
The second one, r-right?

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>>25556538

>>25551921
"Omg, I could SOOOO use a margarita right now!" is something that you regularly say

>>25551956
You're heavily opinionated on trivial bullshit, but you still explain it to people like they're supposed to care. They don't care, and you subconsciously realize this and it shows almost every night after you take off the fucking mountains of make-up, look at yourself in the mirror, and play that shitty hipster playlist that any normal person would think is complete garbage, but it's okay to you since you're "different" and take a stubborn sense of pride in it.

>>25552551
You revel in delight when you have a handful of horny men begging to get to know you on a website, then you smirk when you look down at your cracked-screen smartphone and scroll through the second list of one dozen men that you could text at anytime for sex.

>>25550657
You now live in my qt folder
>>25551819
Is anorexic to try to get rid of fat face, is unsuccessful in doing so
>>25551956
You also now reside in my qt folder
>>25551921
Fucks a group of chads. They probably joke about your beat pussy over a beer.
>>25552178
Goes to museums on weekends, looks very cute in hats
>>25552328
Has created an entire false persona to attract attention
>>25552551
5/10 tits, unfortunate face
>>25552882
You're absolutely adorable, but you'd look way better without makeup. 9/10 Would proudly take home to mom
>>25552903
Install Oblivion Character Overhaul, you look like you're melting
>>25555343
Trying desperately to rebel against strict middle eastern father by being a huge slut. 4/10 face but I'd fuck your tits
>>25555707
Would be a qt without piercing, contacts, and degenerate choker. Very nice features.

>>25550319
Youre about to get throat fucked.

>>25556778
>>25557300
nah, bit more of a homebody, serial monogamist, socially anxious type

>>25558830
>Serial monogamist
So you do get fucked by Chads... But MUH SOCIAL ANXIETY! Fuck off