Guys, I'm ready for some dirty fun, Kik me! Only adult guys....! :)
>>25566140
Some people never learn! Time stamp or gtfo
What could this be?
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I thought I'd make a thread for people who are ready to take the plunge and meet someone nearby that might be interested in going out with each other.
Here's a sample template I guess.
>Age
>Location (as specific as you want to be for now)
>Name (optional)
>Height and Weight (optional)
>Body Type
>Sex
>Ethnicity
>Sexual Orientation
>What are you looking for? (Fuck buddy, Serious, ONS, Friend)
>Dislikes/Deal Breakers
>Interest and Hobbies
>About your self ( 5 sentences at least)
>Ideal First Date
Include a face pic
Let do this??
>Age
23
>Location
SoCal
>Name
Junior (Not my real name but it what everyone calls me)
>Height & Weight
6'0 280lbs I'm more stocky that just plain fat
>Body Type
Fat/Bluky built like a bodyguard
>Sex
Male
>Ethnicity
Latino but I pass for white according to everyone I know
>Sexual Orientation
Straight
>What are you looking for
Just a good ol fashioned girlfriend. Nothing complicated
>Dislikes/Deal breakers
Someone who is too controlling. And I don't put up with crazy. Lying isn't cool either. I'm always down for a little booze and very rarely some bud, but if you're someone who's very self destructive or can't handle your drunk/high, I don't think we'd be right for each other
>Interest/Hobbies
MY personal interest are pretty boring. If I'm not working, I'm playing video games, watching movies ( I love the theaters and go a minimum of twice a month) or hanging at my local bar. However, I'm always down to try new things. I also like wrestling. I'm sorry but I should probably get that out of the way
>About yourself
Working hard at the moment. Saving money to pay for acting classes, a car, and headshots. My big dream is to be an actor. Although part of me has also always wanted to be a cop. Family is the most important thing in the world for me. I am a devout Christian, but I'm not gonna be in your face about it. Two thing you don't discuss with your friends. Religion and Politics.
I haven't been with someone in 5 years. I have loads of friends but I'm looking for someone I can connect with on a more personal level. It gets tiresome being the third wheel with your mates and their girlfriends. Also as easy as it is for me to talk to new people and make friends, but when it comes to women, I'm about as charming Eugene Levy
>Ideal First date
Dinner and a movie. Can't beat the classics.
Bumperino
>Age
26
>Location (as specific as you want to be for now)
Ottawa - Orleans - 613, Canada
>Name
Anon
>Height and Weight (optional)
5'10 180lbs
>Body Type
Fat; concentrated in gut
>Sex
Male
>Ethnicity
Asian / White
>Sexual Orientation
Straight
>What are you looking for? (Fuck buddy, Serious, ONS, Friend)
Preferably Serious, but anything
>Dislikes/Deal Breakers
Being a non-cisgendered non-biological female
Being "bbw" or above
If for serious relationship, not having a job or being in school
>Interest and Hobbies
Vidya and Netflix
>About your self ( 5 sentences at least)
I'm a shy loner. I have done the whole education, job, home, car thing. At this point I just exist and nothing else. I am probably a piece of shit sperg.
>Ideal First Date
Something stereotypical that couples do: walk, picnic, coffee, museum, anything. This would literally be the second date that I have ever gone on.
>Include a face pic
No.
kik: carrotsandcelery
ITT: write up your darkest and deepest sexual fantasy. Anything goes!
>>25564207
Darkest fantasy?
Probably making love to my wife with the lights off.
I'd like to hold someone's hand.
I want to rip my ex's clothes off and fuck her all morning. And when she says she has to go to her nursing classes I tell her not today, I cuff her to her own bed and fuck her in every position. When it suits the position I'd squeeze her neck until she nearly passes out and then release so she regains consciousness while I continue to fuck her.
I finger her till she cums and then fuck her while she's orgasming because she ALWAYS wants to stop after one orgasm:
Then I'd uncuff her and take her to every room in her apartment and fuck her there, making sure to leave her juices around every room so the place smells of sex.
I'd finish with her feet on the kitchen counter as I hold my arms around her body and thighs, leaving her in a fetal position as her ass hangs just below the counter and I pump her till she cums.
I'd then let go of her and tell her to clean it up before getting dressed and leaving.
Straight to page 11 Irish thread!
A thread for Irish anons who wanna chat, meet up, cuddle and maybe more...
Anyway, 22/M/Dublin, Kik is SurfTheKaliYuga
Kik Group: #socireland
are nordies allowed?
>>25562777
Sure! Where you from friendo?
7/10+ thread
Only 7/10+'s can post here
>>25562376
Am I allowed in the club?
>>25562381
I'd say you are a 8/10. Myself as 4/10 at least sees you as that.
>>25562376
Kek well the thread is ruined already OP
sup /soc/
gf is out of town tonight, and I haven't been on omelge in a WHILE lol anyways, since she's gone atm, i wanna dedicate my night to be as successful on omegle as possible...anyone have any decent suggestions?? I really want to have a fun night
tl;dr - the BEST tips for getting girls on omegle?
Tag suggestions?
Cam uncovered or cam w tape on it?
Thanks in advance anons, all advice greatly appreciated
#1 don't give a fuck: if you care too much for what you say you'll never say something actually funny. Just write whatever pops on your mind, as long as it's not some psycho shit everything goes.
#2 go with the flow: don't overanalyse what to say or wich way the conversation is going, if you can add something to the topic DO IT.
#3 start off with an abnormal question (but not too abnormal, remember NO PSYCHO SHIT): something like "do you prefer the smell of red or green?" will make you stand out instead of the old "a/s/l". Later you can ask a/s/l if want.
But this all doesn't matter if you're not having fun, the chase is actually 'funner' than the actual reward. Enjoy the ride
>>25562258
Just have fun with it like I do
>>25562543
No girl would ever show her boobs to you
Scottish meet-up thread
Post location and arrange times to meet up and drink/smoke/hang out
anyone in edinburgh?
>>25561103
Lol good luck with this post.
anyone in aberdeen?
RATE THREAD --- RATE
Rate 5 others to get rated.
Rate honestly no circlejerking here!
>>25561054
Lets hope the pic is rotated correctly now>
>>25561054
7.5/10
>>25561108
5/10
so are there any cumshot fans on /soc/?
>>25557412
no i do not like cum shots thank you very much for the offer though
>>25557416
you're welcome, thanks for stopping by
SMALL COCK THREAD
Made for this thread ;(
ew, fat cunt
posting stuff from the last thread then old stuff before i left tumblr
Rate thread, go. Also guess ethnicity if you want.
>>25553826
8.2/10 black
>>25553826
7/10 asian
>>25553833
7,3/10 indian
>>25553826
8/10 wonderful eyes!
>>25553833
7.5/10 You looks like an English gentleman!
Does /soc/ have any black girls that want to race mix?
Last thread didn't quite get me a clear answer.
>>25549365
They said no. I dont get what you don't understand when people say no.
>>25549430
They didn't say no.
>>25549365
If you're calling it race mixing, they probably don't want to do it with you.
Snapchat trade thread!
24mUSA looking to trade nudes and chit chat with the ladies. I work for Disney and have some entertaining stories.
My Snapchat username: yetanother8
Chat with you soon!
girls add up tfannon4
realitysmaze- snap me nudes guys! M/25
19 m usa
looking for nudes or dirty chat or both
into sissys traps bbws big cocks and sweet pussy
will trade nudes as well thx ^_^
johnieboi13 is my snap
Sugar Thread
Where good Sugar Babies get their just rewards
Consenting Adults Edition: What you all do together is literally your own business, and everyone else's opinions are irrelevant.
If you are serious, then you will copy and complete the following template:
1) Age? (Self explanatory)
2) Gender? (MALE OR FEMALE. If you are trans put M or F, then down below explain what you are in the anything we should know category.)
3) Sexual Orientation? Straight, bisexual, bi-curious, gay. If you are pan-sexual that doesn't count.
4) Location? (Should include your country, state or post code for people to find out if they are close.)
5) What are you looking for?
5) What are you NOT looking for? (Explain clearly or you will get things you don't want.)
6) Pic?
7) Is there anything specific we should know about you, or what you are looking for?
8) How can some one contact you? Kik, Skype, e-mail, snapchat. (Just make a burner account for this)
>>25487418
Sugar Thread from >>25408078.
Forgot to add link.
>>25487418
>18
>male
>idk
>Brazil
>Nothing really specific, mostly someone that's kind and can help me :)
>Someone into some fetishes like scat or anything gruesome.
>only if you're serious
>get to know me
my kik is Acayrez, if anyone is interested.
21
Male
I'm bi, and I love to crossdress, be a trap and a sissy in general.
Chile
I'm looking for someone who'll pay me/give me stuff to take pics/vids for them, talk, play videogames, etc, I'm in a really though spot financially.
kik: nicomidas
Sorry for the silly pic.