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Jupiter is Hell. Because of its immense size, it is effectively infinite and could house every living soul from the beginning of time to its inevitable end. The crushing gravity, intoxicatingly thick gas / liquid and radiation would be enough to kill anything originating from Earth instantaneously, but the lost souls must endure it for eternity.

Those trapped therein cannot communicate with or console one another, but they are given the sight to see through the haze, to see the agony of their fellow man for miles in every direction. They are stacked in small, invisible isolation chambers which they cannot traverse through. They collectively experience their own suffering and each other's, for in life they did not care about their brothers or sisters, but now they are required to.

Gazing upwards at the planet's core, screaming in hopes that the heavens will open for them and that God will let down his hand. Their pleas are never answered. They did not care about him in life, a feeling that is now largely mutual in death. He will have mercy at the end of all things, casting them into the lake of fire, the portal to nonexistentance.

New Jerusalem, also known as Heaven is a large cubic spacecraft which will transfer those who have accepted God's grace to the core of Jupiter, Paradise. This is where God, his, children and the angels reside. It is an oasis, protected from the otherworldly horrors in the outer reaches of the planet. It blossoms with life, much like Eden once did. It seems just out of reach for those in the innermost circle of Hell, the worst of all, which taunts the truly evil for eternity.

The demons are mostly absent, having made home within our own planet's core. When this world has overstayed its welcome, the earth's crust will give way and the serpents will ravage.

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ITT: we say smart things that make us sound smart


"Neolithic conventionalism"

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hay [s4s] :3
how do u deal with r-rude posters
How do you respond?

thx!

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Is /s4s/ a Muslim board? Asking for a friend.

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If this thread gets 15 replies you will see some cool shit

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how meta do u have to be to be on this webpage?

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Tell me about this picture

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This board scares me.

Hello?

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Hi America, it's me obama. It has come to my attention that there is a !!!HIGH LEVEL!!! of radioactive ironic shitposting coming from [s4s] so it is my pleasure to inform you that I have made an executive order to ban [s4s]. Thanks goodnight

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Nice

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and she's still hot.

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0 inches × 1.67 = ??????
Please help me.

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when you want to sleep an extra hour but your brain decides it wants to fuck you edition

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if you leave me I won't miss you, and I wont ever take you back.

girl your memory won't ever haunt me cause I don't love you. and if you'll buy that....