Hi America, it's me obama. It has come to my attention that

Greetings. My name is Patrick Bateman™, and I have contacted you for important matters.

I have taken notice to your posts. They are of high quality™, but it's not the contents of the posts that I'm interested by, it's the post-numbers.

Your post-numbers are unlike any other that I've ever seen. They are unique, as no other will ever obtain your distinct strands of numbers, but that is not the only unique thing about them.

Look at the numbers at the very end. Take a close look at them, and you might even realize it, too. Your post-numbers have ended in repeating digits, that is why I am contacting you.

I don't want to seem like a bother, as I understand that you're very busy crafting hundreds of quality™ posts such as the ones I am replying to, but this is a matter more important than posts. It's a matter of life and death.

There on [s4s], it is the most important rule of all that repeating digits much be checked and kek'd, that is why I am contacting you. I am here to check and kek your repeating digits, for it is a matter of religious importance.

So, after all this patience and discussion, I will now check your repeating digits. Here I go: #Checked

Now that your repeating digits have been checked by me, it is now time for me to leave. I cannot spend all day checking your repeating digits, no matter how much I love them. The reason? More digits must be checked.

Regards, Patrick Bateman™.

>>4959888
trips on the nose

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>>4959887
>>4959888
>>4959889
hey america me again

i would just like to say that it is my pleasure to tell you that I have made an executive order to make me president forever so trump will never be president and will never save [s4s] sorry! thanks goodnight

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>>4959897
wat

HEy obama how many times you shit last night

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>>4959909
3 times but that is not any of your business

>>4959916
oh it's my business

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>>4959897

>>4959877
Hi bobama, you are going to be deported back to Bangladesh soon

>>4959877
Not my president
I only take orders from the old cuck Lady