Jupiter is Hell. Because of its immense size, it is effectively

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Jupiter is Hell. Because of its immense size, it could house every living soul from the beginning of time to its inevitable end. The crushing gravity, intoxicatingly thick gasses and liquids, paired with the radiation trapped in the atmosphere would be enough to kill anything originating from Earth instantaneously. Still, the lost souls must endure it for eternity.

Their spiritual vessel does not die, its pain sensors do not rot, and it never stops perceiving. Time slows to a crawl, making each moment feel like millennia. Those trapped therein cannot communicate with or console one another, but they are given the sight to see through the haze, to see the agony of their fellow man for miles in every direction. They are stacked in relatively small, fully transparent isolation chambers which they cannot traverse through, but the inherent hazard present on the planet can.

They collectively experience both their own suffering and everyone else's, making the pain multiplicative and effectively infinite. In life, they did not care about their brothers & sisters, now in death they must.

Eternally gazing upwards at the planet's core, they scream in hopes that the heavens will open for them and that God will let down His hand. Their pleas are never answered. They did not care about Him in life,a feeling that is now largely mutual in death. He may have mercy at the end of all things, casting them into the lake of fire, the portal to nonexistentance.

Some may say it's not fair, some may accuse God of being cruel, but they did not write the criteria for which such things should be judged.

The majority of souls will be given countless chances in life to hear the truth, to ponder it and save their soul from damnation. Most willfully reject it, letting their pride blind them from contemplating ideas that contradict their earthly sentiments. Many appease lesser gods without fulfillment, insulting the most high and His graciousness. Others believe in the divine, but go out of their way to taunt God and reject Him. The few who were isolated from the Word simply cannot be judged. It is quite fair.


New Jerusalem, also known as Heaven is a large cubic spacecraft which will transfer those who have accepted God's grace to the core of Jupiter, Paradise. This is where God, His children and the angels reside. It is an oasis, protected from the otherworldly horrors in the outer reaches of the planet. An everlasting Eden, it blossoms with such life that even the flora dance. The streets are adorned in precious stone and metal, the structures curated in such a way we would deem impossible. There is no suffering there, the blessed souls move with as much freedom as the light that shines from the Sun. It seems just out of reach for those within the innermost circle of Hell, taunting the truly evil for eternity.

The planet's mass and composition aren't just for storage, but also protect Paradise as well as our Earth from extraterrestrial harm, such as comets, meteors and asteroids. Any foreign object that attempts to penetrate Jupiter will never reach the center, losing momentum from the thick atmosphere. The empty space was also once home to the legions of hell, though they mostly reside beneath our Earth's crust now, awaiting order. It may also be useful if humanity lasts another eon, though as foretold by the Archangel Uriel, there is more time before ~100 A.D. than after.

Q: Why would Hell need all of that space, especially when every human to have ever lived could fit within the continent of Africa? Aren't souls non-physical entities, shouldn't they take up no space?

A: The damned may have been separated from their bodies, but not the form of said bodies. It is all they know, it is a reminder of their sin. They will never bear witness to the transcendental vessels God so humbly provides to those who belong to Him.

Every human being from time's inception to its undying end who has shunned the Spirit, who has denied the authority of the Father, who has rejected the Son and His testament will all be present in Hell, their vessels the size and shape of what they were on Earth. The way the damned must be arranged around Jupiter's core in order to see it constantly and fully realize their eternal separation from God, paired with the purposefully vast proportions of each individual's holding cell in order to make them feel truly alone, present a need for such space.

Jupiter is the largest planet in the solar system. Fittingly, it was named after the king of the gods in Roman mythology. In a similar manner, the ancient Greeks named the planet after Zeus, the king of the Greek pantheon.

Jupiter helped revolutionize the way we saw the universe and ourselves in 1610, when Galileo discovered Jupiter's four large moons — Io, Europa, Ganymede and Callisto, now known as the Galilean moons. This was the first time celestial bodies were seen circling an object other than Earth, major support of the Copernican view that Earth was not the center of the universe.