Archived threads in /s4s/ - Sh*t 4chan Says - 2838. page

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Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

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>"A double McSpanky with fries and a Flurp. That'll be $6.53. And $3.47 will be your change."
>"Dude, you're supposed to push the buttons with pictures of food on them."
>"Don't need to Skeet, I memorized the prices and did the tax and change in my head."

Skeet was right. Register entry is used both for inventory tracking as well as final tally for profits.

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same tbh

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When you pour water or tea , the water or tea can flow from the girl breast out. How interesting!!!

decoration of the tea ceremony, have a very high collection value

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no you see
here's the thing

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MERRY CHRISMASU

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Truth is, only the insane are competing for resources. True folk don't need no petrol, no plastic, no electron. Psychopaths in silk ties, politicians and industrialists with computer chip hearts and minds. There is enough EARTH for ALL, if only we were to abide by contractual obligation comes with feeding off her, our mother. Nothing wrong with natural people dying natural causes, pesky peddlers of medicine and cancer alike might disagree. Let them taste the whip. How beautiful your girl must be one the coat of paint on her face cracks. Simulated lighting, plastic skin atop organic matter, skintight on-smeared burka in different flesh tones, all pores must be clogged says the state minister of bodily cavities and the internal, no skin may be shown, all hairs must be plucked, all claws be clipped. Atrophied face unable to smile, unable to run, shoes on sticks, anklebreakers, throw away all your jewelry! pierced ears like cow in captivity, necklace demands application of dog leash, bracelets and handcuffs but one chain removed from the other. "All that women is good fo' is shoppin' and fuggin'" is what your attire is telling yet behind the cold dead fish indifference of your eyes I see a spark, desperately waiting to become the flame and devour the prison you set for yourself, baby. Catch my drift? No pacifists around, we are the roaches, the birds, the bees. Hiding in-between the rooms of your house, your workplace, the factory, the sewer system, ready to annihilate all that oppose our mother. Truth is, it is the human genome itself that speaks through us, you just missed your calling through parenting under false pretenses. We do not compete for resources. We compete in their favour. That is Air, Trees, Water, Animals. Got wood? Fire a-growing in the underground setting aflame minds and cleansing the earth of all that oppress, torture, extort, enslave, assimilate, enrich themselves, brainwash others, compute, drive, market, sell, butcher, cement, shave..

EASY 卐

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well. hiroshima nagasaki did it again. I am range blocked on /tv/

this is the third time.

FUCK YOU HIROSHIMA! I WILL ROT IN HELL BEFORE I BUY A PASS!

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CALL ME LE MILLENOM GIRL ONE MORE TIME

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Eating dog vomit for a week and I want to tell everybody

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open youre EYESSSS

(((social media))) is a tool to get our INFORMATION

THEY HAVE IT, 4d fuckign chess

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really makes you think

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# You blink over 20,000,000 times a year.
# You can only smell 1/20th as well as a dog.
# You'll eat about 35,000 cookies in a lifetime.
# You're born with 300 bones, but when you get to be an adult, you only have 206.
# You're more likely to get stung by a bee on a windy day than in any other weather.
# Your heart beats over 100,000 times a day.
# Your ribs move about 5 million times a year, everytime you breathe.
# Your right lung takes in more air than your left one does.
# Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks otherwise it will digest itself.
# Due to a newly passed law, anything with two tablespoons of tomato sauce is now classified as a vegetable. This include pizza.
# In all of Tim Burton's movies, there is at least one scene with Black and White stripes.
# David Prowse was the guy in the Darth Vader suit in Star Wars. He spoke all of Vader's lines, and didn't know that he was going to be dubbed over by James Earl Jones until he saw the screening of the movie.
# Because of their large size and elaborate designs, it can take up to a week to paint a single monster truck.
# Since monster trucks spend a great deal of time airborne, many have transparent floorboards so that the driver can see the track while in the air.
# The longest one-syllable word in the English language is screeched.
# The heaviest turkey ever raised for Thanksgiving was 86 pounds; the size of a large dog!
# George W. Bush was a cheerleader.
# No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH".
# A banana is not a fruit nor vegetable it is a herb.
# 6% of men propose over the telephone.

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FUCKIN ANIME THREADS, MAN. THEY'RE THE CANCER. THEY WERE FUNNY IN THE BEGINNING BUT NOW IT'S JUST GROSS. I SEE THE WEEBS AND I SWEAR THEY EVEN SMELL WEIRD, LIKE SWEAT AND SEMEN. WEEABOOS. STOP USING JAPANESE, IT'S FOR INDIVIDUALS THAT ALREADY HAVE A GRIP ON THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE. NOT FOR YOUR RETARDED ASSES TO AVOID INEVITABLE SPELLING AND GRAMMAR MISTAKES STEMMING FROM A SHIT EDUCATION. AND IT'S ALWAYS ABOUT DEGENERATE PROBLEMS. LIKE SOME BOREASS THREADS ABOUT SOME FAT ASS WAIFU AND A RUN-ON PARAGRAPH BY SOME OTHER DUMB SHITBAG THAT'S COMPARABLY UNFORTUNATE IN LIFE HAVING A LITTLE LAUGH AT NOTHING MORE THAN HOW MUCH HE WANTS TO FUCK SAID ANIMEGIRL. ALWAYS ABOUT SOME WAIFU SHIT OR HOW SILLY ANIMEWOMEN ACT. CAN'T RELATE. KEEP IT TO YOURSELF. DISALLOW YOUR ANIME MEMES FROM DISSEMINATING ACROSS THE REST OF THE INTERNET. SHARE WITH FRIENDS ONLY. DON'T WANT TO KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT YOUR GARBAGE DEGENERATE CULTURE. THANKS 'PPRECIATE IT.