Why buy a hoverboard when you can just walk for cheaper?
why buy expensive restaurant meals and gifts for women when you can just masturbate for free?
Why buy a gun and shot yourself when you can just jump off a cliff?
why browse 4chan when you could watch cars drive by?
crismis?
Is comng
put the cris back in crismis
>>5002202
>5002202
what do u le mean by that?
>wake up at 4 PM sick as a dog
>be bored
>drinking beer
>smoking cigarette
how is your christmas eve going so far, esforce?
how can you be both bored and sick
if im sick im definitely not bored
>>5001948
because i'm in bed doing fuck all except for browsing esforce
i'm also supposed to be going out in 30 minutes for drinks and hors d'oeuvres at mates house so i got that going for me
maybe then i wont be bored
>>5001951
i don't understand how everyone is bored all the time
i legitimately almost never leave my room, only once a day to eat and a few other times for bathroom
i never get bored
how can you people always be bored with your social lives and your jobs and your friends and all your nonsense
how do you ever get fucking bored?
Karen likes to play with her girl friends' buttes. She's just so adorable and perfect, no one can refuse but let her have her way. Likewise, everyone is tantalized by her godly butte, but only those she deems worthy can even come anywhere close to her butte.
>>5001921
*puts my benis inside Karen's butte*
Whoops!
why would you pul someone1s bathing suit down like that ?
l-lewd
pig
This thread made me sad. ;_;
gimme le flubes plz i am being post ironic literal LOLE
froge = rude
bury pink girl = nice
bury pink froge = ???
>>5001889
rice
>>5001889
THE ULTIMATE PARADX MIND == BLEWN TO SMITHEREENS!!!!
>>5001893
nude
new waifu
Heard you talkin shit like I wouldn't find out
LMAO nigga u aint even got a neck did it sneak it out? smhf even skipped neck day look at this dude lookin like a turtle who needs to slip back into his shell
>>5001370
S-sorry Big Booper.... pwease don't beat me again~
>>5001370
im a real big nigga yeah there is no doubt
What kind of bird is this?
the fabled "big dumb faggot bird"
>>5001296
IT NOT A BIRB, IT A FATTO CATTO!
GED IT RITE!
*autistic amphibian screech*
>>5001296
Lol, but I don't think that's a bird, it has ears that looks like the ears of a cat. It looks a lot more like a cat than a bird, it is a cat, right? But you called it a baconigger
Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
I want to submit to my best friend (sexually). We are both girls. How do I make this happen, and is there a way I can “trick her” into dominating me?
we need to check your tits first
advice has a price
>>5000412
Force her to
just seduce her baka >_<
Feet thread. Post feets and other anons say what they'd do
>>5002409
No. Go away. This is the ironic meme board.
>>>/b/
>>>/r9k/
>>>/trash/
What do you do if your bf is dying
give him umax
End his misery.
will Smith irobot pepe
my frand gotten me a 50 buffalo wild wing card so next week I'm gonna spend it all on alcohol and embarass myself in public and drive home on the highway at night risking the lives of other people.
(O_O)
>>5002215
cool story bro i hope you literally crash and die in a fire without injuring anyone but yourself also nice singles and merry xmas dipsh*t
>>5002218
I hope you enjoy coal in your stocking.
Ah-ah-ahhhhh!
Your fortune: Bad Luck
we need an /ah-ah-ahh/ containment board
We need a fucking secret board
Jk jk
>>5002350
that's what this is
>tu-a-wee
>>5002073
Very important post.
>>5002090
IT IS DECREED