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>>5001159
>Christmas
Christmas Day (Old English: Crīstesmæsse, meaning "Christ's Mass") is an annual festival commemorating the birth of Jesus Christ

HAPPY JESUS CHRIST DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>5001169
Thanks but I need a Jesus Christ Birthday wishes to send to my nice friends

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>>5001159
Merry Ho Ho
My name is Ash
Make it grow grow
Then fill my gash

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2016-12-24 11:47:07 Post No. 5001095 [Report] [View this topic]

99% of ANIME is SHIT
You gotta watch
the GOOD STUFF
like SENPAI CLUB

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adsnhmg 2016-12-24 11:49:26 Post No.5001100
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>>5001095
dumb animeposter

Ruthless Tyrant 2016-12-24 12:16:42 Post No.5001119
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>>5001095
/a/

Anonymous 2016-12-24 06:06:45 Post No.5001493
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agreed u shud watch anime like dae le jojo
gosh i miss le manime ;_____:

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Anonymous 2016-12-24 11:07:31 Post No. 5001062 [Report] [View this topic]

so there you are at the onsen and you can choose to go into either side since you're a just a kid and no one cares

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but dad's here so you go into the men's side

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and then suddenly you bump into a boy from your class!

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and now you're checkin eachother's bods and you catch a glimpse of his ochinchin

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Anonymous 2016-12-24 10:36:23 Post No. 5001031 [Report] [View this topic]

WE

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Anonymous 2016-12-24 10:36:59 Post No.5001032
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CAN REACH THE SEA

Anonymous 2016-12-24 10:38:26 Post No.5001034
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GEMS

Anonymous 2016-12-24 10:49:23 Post No.5001045
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ARE! (anime not cartoon)

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Anonymous 2016-12-24 07:22:37 Post No. 5000765 [Report] [View this topic]

haha gay

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>>5000765
omfg homoSEXUL

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

Anonymous 2016-12-24 07:25:03 Post No.5000772
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lol she looks frickin gay

Anonymous 2016-12-24 03:29:57 Post No.5001310
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haha

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I can't stop masturbating to this image. Anonymous 2016-12-24 06:39:40 Post No. 5000694 [Report] [View this topic]

Imagine Eliza pulling you under the water. You try to struggle but her legs wrap around your body restraining you. You feel her whole body pushed up against you. Her slender hands wrap around your neck and your eyes connect as she drags you down... down...
This is the last thing you will ever see.

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Anonymous 2016-12-24 06:41:03 Post No.5000697
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nice water :o

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>>5000694
c'est la vie mon ami

Anonymous 2016-12-24 10:54:50 Post No.5002002
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>>5001468
Oui oui, elle est belle et je veux qu'elle tue moi.

snoɯʎuou∀
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quality tiers of s4s snoɯʎuou∀ 2016-12-24 06:14:28 Post No. 5000625 [Report] [View this topic]

True s4s:
- Spikeman, doge, bury pink, the teeth girl, any meme that originates form the board itself and is essentially nonsensical.

Acceptable s4s:
- Purposefully cringe threads that utilize nothing but general "posting cringey stuff but ironically" with no meme relevance behind it, things like "skittle zipper" posting then would still be considered true s4s simply because it's a a meme, where as posting "over 9000!" just for cringe is merely acceptable.
- Any threads that utilize 4chan centered drama such as "s4s has changed for the worse" posting (although if you use the exact words "s4s has changed for the worse" you're using a meme, so it's true s4s tier in this case, it only falls to acceptable tier if it's a long rant non s4s copy pasta).
- Basically any other form of s4s that is essentially pure s4s feeling irony, such as ironic green texts, 10 second shit posting, making fun of other boards, etc.

Controversial s4s :
- Any faux-ironic anime/sexual memes that utilize semi degenerate NEET fetishes, like 3DWANI, trap threads and sexual keksandra threads (foxe posting and braaap threads are not included in this section because they are fully ironic, and belong in the "True s4s" category imo).
- I say controversial tier because I basically consider all these acceptable but I feel a lot of posters see these as unacceptable and I think there should be a whole new tier for them.

Unacceptable s4s:
- "Normie" sexual posting/shitty outside memes posting, any thread that uses the word "dank" and posts me_irl tier typical ironic memes with tumblr, twitter, facebook, and reddit origins, posting any 3D /b/ tier "cute girl" replies with no irony behind them (with irony I would put them as contreversial s4s, with impressive irony it can jump to acceptable, but sexual memes by nature can never be true s4s imo, if the meme requires any form of sexual desire to be understood it's not "pure irony" and not "pure s4s")

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Anonymous 2016-12-24 06:20:46 Post No.5000642
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>>5000625
how come when i post s4s memes outisde of s4s i never get yous?
theyre really funny

snoɯʎuou∀ 2016-12-24 06:21:54 Post No.5000645
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>>5000642
post on another board and post a link and if it's controversial tier+ I'll give you a you.

Anonymous 2016-12-24 06:23:10 Post No.5000651
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well thats cute and all but the sad reality is none of you are funny, me and poopboi are probably the only truly funny posters here so keep making your arbitrary rankings cuz they don't mean shit

lets not turn this into /qa/ but s4s is garbage these days. just a bunch of nothing namefags posting garbage, nothing funny, nothing new, nothing fresh, nothing interesting.

stagnation. bog. banality. this is what s4s is.

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Official [s4s] blog thread Anonymous 2016-12-24 06:14:20 Post No. 5000624 [Report] [View this topic]

I'll start:
>be me
>be walkin down street with gf (she's a qt nerd like me lol)
>see stupid normies holding hands
>the dude is a total chad with a hot gf but she's wearing a fallout shirt
>scream "reeeee" at him becuz he's a dumb normie with a gf pretending to be a nerd
>he sees my gf's fallout shirt
>he screams "reeeee" back
>we take a picture together and upload it to our snapchat page with the caption "fuckin normies lol"
>all our non normie friends upvote it and shit
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>nerd gf says she'll give me a bj like a stripper in fallout (she likes referencing fallout because she's not a normie, she's weird like me lol)
>starts blowing me in the car
>feels good mayyne.jpg
>about to cum.jpg
>stupid fake nerd normie couple with their mario t-shirts walk by.jpg
>boner killed.jpg
>fuck.jpg

God I hate normies

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Anonymous 2016-12-24 06:24:44 Post No.5000657
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>>5000624
*slow claps*

*steps out of the shadows*

Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material... But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme. And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.

See you on the boards...

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Damn

Anonymous 2016-12-24 03:32:00 Post No.5001312
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heh norms are the worst i mean normans a-am i right? ha ha

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Anonymous 2016-12-24 01:58:57 Post No. 5000135 [Report] [View this topic]

HEY NICE GET BRO

Your fortune: Godly Luck

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HEY NICE GET BRO

Anonymous 2016-12-24 04:31:06 Post No.5001389
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Anonymous 2016-12-24 04:31:06 Post No.5001389 [Report]

HEY NICE GET BRO

Anonymous 2016-12-24 05:08:59 Post No.5001412
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Wow.... not very good

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Captain Jean-Luc Picard 2016-12-23 10:38:08 Post No. 4999130 [Report] [View this topic]

Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

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Anonymous 2016-12-24 03:03:48 Post No.5000320
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rescuing this gem from page 10

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>>5000320
me too. nice trips

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>>5001188
wow triple dubs!!!!!!! this is a treu discovery!!!!

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Anonymous 2016-12-23 10:20:09 Post No. 4999075 [Report] [View this topic]

What is the point of this board?

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Anonymous 2016-12-23 10:22:26 Post No.4999083
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>>4999075
The problem is, OP, that you probably aren't seeing all the posts. If you are just viewing [s4s] through the /s4s/ board, you don't see the green posts, the posts with letters in their ids, or anything numberless. Together, those make up about 40-70 percent of [s4s], depending on the day. So conversation will appear disjointed and spastic, because you won't be getting the full picture.

I actually just flipped over to the /s4s/ interface to make this post, and it's pretty funny how unintelligible [s4s] is like this.

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>>4999075
le ebin maymays m'lady *tips fedora*

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>>4999075
>her face when i say her performance in the amazing spider-man 2 was extremely poor

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Anonymous 2016-12-23 10:15:52 Post No. 4999061 [Report] [View this topic]

Why don't you like shota boys, [s4s]?

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Anonymous 2016-12-23 10:16:43 Post No.4999064
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lmao the fuck is up with that kids neck

Anonymous 2016-12-23 10:18:16 Post No.4999069
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Anonymous 2016-12-23 10:18:16 Post No.4999069 [Report]

Because I'm sane, because I don't jerk off to little boys, because I'm not a pitiful child whose focal point of my personality is my sexuality.

I'm straight too.

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>>4999064
>>4999069
>he doesn't jerk off to little boys
xD

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