my birthday is in 5 days and i dont really want anythign but lately i think i want some doug stanhope KILLER TERMITES t-shirts i dont think they come in "fatfuck" though so if any of you lovely people want to give me some money email me pls
>>4998981
how fucking new are you
>>4998986
23 years and 11 months
>>4998995
well at least learn how to spell you fat cunt
footpussy
never really understood this, seems to me the pussy should be in the sole
>>4998729
but then your penis would come out the top of the foot
>>4998738
but even for a foot fetishist, is fucking the stump of a severed foot really what they want?
because of keksandra on the home page, here is president keksandra disguised as satna giving presents to the beary orphans
>>4998418
this is nice
sorry your nice OC died OP but it wasn't gay porn or something unoriginal so it seems everyone ignored it !
>>4999255
good dub
Would Swaglord sticky a countdown thread to the 4999999 and 5000000 Christmas gets?
No? Maybe? Well, the digits say otherwise...
Your fortune: Good Luck
>>4997999
Good get tbh
>>4998000
Good get my dude.
Only 1999 posts remaining, lets see if we can get the special gets during Christmas.
>>4997999
Good get fam
>>4998002
With an average of 2 Posts per Minute, we should have the get in 16 to 17 hours
Sadly I will most likely be asleep then
So today I wanna educate you guys on how to properly be Yuji Sakai. Enjoy
>>4997758
You namefags are the worst thing to happen to s4s
>>4997763
Perhaps I am going to make my next starter pack about that one anonymous guy who always complains about namefigs and overanalyzes them, thus giving them even more attention
Chaika is angry because she hit the bump limit and won't be on the front page anymore!!!
Wow what a winy babby
Ofc she will bruh
mfw had to take out the garbage for my mom and now i missed the get
>>5000072
leve that bug alooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooneeeeeeee!
don kil turké pls
i read i have to take out the garage for my mom
and laughed
this is [s4s]
>>4999946
Both me.
>>4999946
Trump will win...oh wait
you should have waited a few minutes to post this
bbb
>>4999888
very good
>>4999888
>999
>888
excellent triple
>>4999888
Congrats on the last trips before the happening. how does it feel being very special by not being as special as people in the near future?
If >>4999999 or >>5000000, make this pic a meme.
>>4999872
dude you cant say either or, that destroys the magic behind the whole thing. Either you call one or none...
tl;dr type "hexes" u nerd
THIS IS ULTIMATE TEST
DO YOU LIEK MY CAR
>>4999885
hexes
This thread will hold the 5000000
Be prepare, friens.... :{}
no it wont
>>4999855
WHO STR YOU QUOTING?
>>4999858
yes it will!, frien....
have faith..
this thread is nice only
no rude people allowed
ok?
>>4999782
sounds good. This is a pretty nice board, pretty nice people, you'll go far.
>>4999788
Checked
>>4999782
Die
Remember when [s4s] used to be god?
>>4999707
yesterday
s4s is like an abusive relationship, I want out but I keep coming back and is probably the reason I drink so much
or maybe I drink to dull the pain of some of the shit that gets posted here.
>>4999707
Tomorrow
If i get this get than s4s will be new /b/
Please jesus gibe me dis get!
>>4999651
my moms the new /b/ ... End her life now. please... have mercy.
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>4999651
i am devil.
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
twingooooo
hahahahahah wait hang on a sec afk
>>4999654
god bless u anon
I WANNA BANG A BINGOOOOO