why do the 4chan moderators care so little for /tv/?

probably because the people on it are garbage

go back there

/tv/ itself doesn't care.
Those threads will get to 500+ replies while ones related to the board's subject will die with 7, if that.

>>1185547
Go back there

>>>/tv/

4chan mods will delete a lot of things, but the one thing they will always defend is porn or anything lewd.

>>1185619
That's been the way things have worked for over a decade, so why complain about it after all these years?

>>1185645
Because all the bullshit on 4chan needs to end. Everyone deserves better than the borderline lies that are the rules. If the mods don't want to enforce the rules like an adult, then they might as well replace them with a sentence saying you may or may not be banned at random for anything you post.

>>1185554
this! /tv/ is trash.

>>1185657
>you may or may not be banned at random for anything you post.
check this out it's right at the end of the global rules:
>Remember: The use of 4chan is a privilege, not a right. The 4chan moderation team reserves the right to revoke access and remove content for any reason without notice.

>>1185661
I'm more addressing how mods/janitors clearly do not like to enforce rules sometimes. There is something wrong when proof and reasoning are provided, and they refuse to act. Ignoring something in-light of evidence and reasoning is basically the definition of corruption.

>>1185670
It literally says they can do whatever they want. It is stated in the rules. You have no argument

>>1185677
"reserves the right to revoke access and remove content for any reason without notice"
That says nothing about NOT deleting content despite mature judgement." They aren't exempt from being biased and immature judges.

>>1185551
hi invisibro!!

>>1185661
>>1185677
>check your privilege, the mods are free to abuse their power
Fuck off strupid mod cuck

>>1185554
This, /tv/ for the most part is too obsessed with trying to be as funny as they possibly can with stale memes, and with capeshit wars it basically looks like /v/ but worse.

>>1185551
Sup Invisibro? Still in denial about your wife cucking you?

>>1186141
/film/ when? :^)

>>1186141
>>1186165
Is this a meme? /tv/ is without doubt garbage so why do they think he's a mod?

Moderation has gone completely to shit in the last 6-9 months for most boards. I don't think there's anything like the mod/janitor cover there once was.

>>1186232
It's the same guy. He's been on /tv/ for more than 10 years and sucking mod dick on IRC for just as long.

He fancies himself a true cinema warrior waging a holy war against /v/eddit sensibilities, using his own words. He's in his early 30s and couldn't even keep his job as a 4chan janitor.

His hobbies include:

Reverse searching every image used in /tv/ to prove everyone is a /v/ or /sp/ crossposter. this is supposed humiliate them, according to him.

He keeps logs of every shitposter he "identifies", including how many times he has reported them, and attempts to dox them and later brag about it, so people will know he's really powerful and not someone you should mess with.

He spams his copypastas in every film-related thread that he deems not patrician enough.

Also he thinks invisibro has a personal beef with him because he and his /tv/ gang ridiculed his "pleb taste" 10 years ago. This is why he claims invisibro is behind the spambots, and not Rapeape who's the actual head mod and the guy that gets paid to allow shill bots to spam /tv/, splititng the profits with Hiroshima.

Finally, he thinks he's going to be rewarded with /film/ one day and relive his glory days.

>>1186232
/tv/ is garbage because the mods turned into garbage

>>1186245
And there are pathetic cocksuckers likr this who actually defend them
>>1185645
>>1185661
>>1185677

>>1186300
>>1186248
Except Invisibro is /tv/'s only mod. He let it go to shit on purpose.

>>1186335
Mods are not board specific nor they are in the obligation to keep special watch over any of them, stop it with that meme.

>>1186335
/tv/ janitors quit because the majority of /tv/ doesn't report rule-breaking posts.

this began in 2013 when shows like GoT and TWD got huge and droves of underage plebs from /v/ and spergs from /sp/ came to /tv/. These people are obsessed with forced memes and shitposting, and they do not report at all.

It got worse in 2015 with Star Wars, and it all went to shit, /v/ took over. I love /tv/ when there's a good thread, but those are increasingly rare and the board remains a shithole overall.

Unless we get /fan/ - Fantasy & Sci-Fi to contain the underage /v/edditors there's nothing that can save /tv/.

>>1186345
Of course they aren't obligated, but some of them do like certain topics more than others, so they visit some boards more regularly.

>>1186350
I don't report because reporting is useless.
The janitors/mods delete what they don't like and not whats against the rules.

>>1186356
The worst is when they try to defend things they like that are against the rules. Sorry, but sex and masturbation aren't video games.

>>1186356
yeah but it's been like 3 months since /tv/ last had a dedicated janitor, and no mod is particularly fond of /tv/.

mods don't really care about the report queue or the board's rules, they just delete/ban what they don't like, like you said.

the thing is no sane person would volunteer to provide ID to janitor /tv/ because it's such a shithole. If the capeshit and star wars spammers got quarantined in another board, /tv/ would become worthy of moderation.

>>1186356
That's bullshit, literally 100% of the threads I reported on /tv/ were deleted. You're just butthurt because you think yourself and your mates to be precious snowflakes a janitor or a mod is targeting. That goes specially for /v/ermin.

>>1186384
>yeah but it's been like 3 months since /tv/ last had a dedicated janitor
Stop making things up

>>1186395
try to report a bane or one of the youtube friends replacement threads and see what happens

>>1186401
As much as it has become a forced meme and only tangentially /tv/ related, I've noticed those threads are deleted when there's more than one around (as in 2 on the front page). I haven't even noticed the youtube thing because I don't care for youtube reviewers or threads about them, it's probably the same for mods.

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>>1186384
you don't really know what you're talking about

>>1186335
this.
happened around 2011/2. moot and his cunt friend both hate /tv/.
invisibro now fancies himself "swaglord" but he is the same lowbrowed mongoloid he has always been. he thinks the shitposting on /tv/ is funny and allows it to get out of control, while deleting threads that he doesn't like that are on topic.

/rant

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>>1186401
>the youtube friends replacement threads

cancer that should have never been allowed.

the paid MMPR general is hilarious when every other stream thread gets pruned.

>>1186227
>tfw you were there for /film/'s first dubs

Another day where selective or no moderation!
Don't worry though as when the next season of game of thrones comes out then /tv/ will "matter"

>>1186356
This. Just look at this thread >>>/tv/80985673
It'll be left up until cap and has been up for 3 hours now, but make the same for an actual actress and it deleted within 5 minutes.

>>1187561
>>1186356
that's why you KEEP REPORTING THEM you fools!!!

yesterday these same threads hit bump limit until they were reported by myself and a couple others. some fucking mod finally stopped scarfing down cheetos long enough to delete the follow up threads.

>>1187383
>>>/tv/80970227

prime example. 100% shilling.

>>>/tv/80989760

Elliot Rogers is related to television and film

Its painfully obvious the board is being allowed to devolve into this state

http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/80992354/#80992354
>deleted due to global rule 6
>yet every day multiple "HHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" threads are allowed and a bunch of other off topic shit right now is fine

SIMPLY ERIC ginger

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>>1185547
>why do the 4chan moderators care so little for 4chan?
Because evil + stupidity = mods.

>>1187383
>Unless it's for donald trump / a conservative author trying to shill a shit book / a shitty rightwing youtube autist shilling his shit youtube channel
Isn't it amazing how the rules just go right out the window on 4chan when they might have the possibility of attacking cancer?

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>>1185547
Porn industry probably has paid advertising or something.

>>1187561
Four hours now

This thread with actual discussion was deleted http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/80991011 after it hit cap and still had discussion going on.
This had been left up for almost 5 hours >>1187561 with many other threads like it and even cunny threads being left up for more than an hour

Justify this shit swaglord

swaglord is one of the few good guys left

you nerds should be blaming yourselves

>>1187379
>>1187834

there are lots of mods and i'm not on /tv/ all that often but i do love it

also: https://www.4chan.org/bans

the idea that nobody deletes or bans anything is ridiculous

>>1187834
>http://img.4plebs.org/boards/tv/image/1484/98/1484982702987.webm
Fucking brutal lmao kekeked

only reddit kiddies hate based swaggy

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>>1185547
It's not just tv, and they are paid off by the clintons and democrats to do so.

>Im making a thread for M00k tomorrow.
>Im still putting all of the proof together.

He's either re-mapping his entire MOD team from /pol/ and other boards that complain.....or im going to Breitbart and every other conservative news org kn own to the internet along with every free speech org as well

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>>1185547

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Here >>1185547

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>>1185619
Well they're or M00k is going to start caring. I have the "Pr00fs" that they ARE being payed to allow raids against us....while banning all real channers who defend.

>This tactic is degradation and sedition
>And sedition is "illegal"

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>>1187655
Time to take it to breitbart and twitter

>>1188422
Screencaps on the internet are not proof.

Here, screencap this one: I'm president Donald J. Trump, and I paid Russia to steal the election for me.

I know you're new to the internet and retarded, but anonymous posts on the internet without corroboration are not proof of anything.

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>>1188407
Please be trolling

>>1188407
>>1188410
>>1188418
>>1188422
Here's your (You)

>>1188286
>>1188288
You think we're a bunch of idiots Swaglord? Everyone knows full well how bad /tv/ is right now and how infested with off topic threads that include BLACKED, Guro and even Bestiality that stay up for hours at a time. Don't try and wiggle your way out of this. Why don't you do everyone a favor and step down from being a mod? Go raise your wife's black daughter or something.

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>>1188429
Mmmmmmmm.....leaked emails. *Personal Accounts* (Don't forget this one, drip, drip, drip) and they're own statements seem to be enough for democracks these days.

>And trust me...I have ALOT more than I have put on 4chan yet ;)
>And it's NOT just me

>>1188430
No, that's legit and from the looks of it, they also know some of what else I have...
>But I don't want to ruin the surprise

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>>1188426

>>1188407
>>1188410
>>1188418
>>1188422
>believing LARPers

>>1188436
u caught me. i have no life outside of 4chan and am on /tv/ 24/7 allowing bad threads to stay up while sliding good ones

>>1188439
I think our conspiratorial friend here is the LARPer.

Some retard flags is natural, but all the retard flags is someone putting on a show.

>>1188439
So go get more mods. Christ there's like 12 of you guys and only a handful of janitors, its no wonder nothing gets done on here. You tell us to report threads whenever we go to the IRC, we do that, and then two hours later they're still up.

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100% ebin.

>>1188439
You are a simply put, a lazy shithead who would rather act out his childish fantasies all day long. You wonder why people left this site for 8ch? People like you and Troid that's who. Speaking of which, why do you even tolerate that hipster looking faggot?

>>1188444
Did you report the threads correctly?

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>>1188430
I've been shopping cocks into peoples mouths for "+10 fucking years"!!!!!

>Banning HWNDU was a mistake for 1,000's
>Bannong me for shopping a cock into a cartoon owls mouth (Minerva) was the last draw. (Pic fucking related)

They took /cfg/ "Clinton Foundation" /sbg/ "ShareBlue" one of the teams they allow to raid/spam us while protecting them from "Real Channers"

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>>1188444

>>1185547
/tv/ is absolute shit board and should just be deleted

>>1188447
whats the correct way to report?

>>1188447
Yup. And they still stay up. If the mods weren't so retarded and so short staffed things would be done a lot quicker.

>>1188450
This. Explain this Swaglord. Justify your actions for banning these threads while leaving up the countless off topic threads?

>>1188446
>You wonder why people left this site for 8ch?
laughingwhores.jpg

>>1188464
Yeah sure go ahead and ignore the context of what I said. By the way answer this. >>1188450

I want your justification for doing this.

>>1188466
no

>>1188464
Also they're doing just fine by the way. They actually have mods who aren't incompetent and don't delete and censor certain topics. You're just mad that they doxed you and Troid right? How they exposed and humiliated all the mods on here? Why stay? Just give up and let new mods take over. Your not welcomed on her anymore swaglord.

>>1188469
lol 8chan didn't dox me. I'm pretty easily findable

>>1188468
So that's your reason? You're not gonna give us the decency of an answer to explain why its totally ok to delete the Shareblue threads on /pol/ but leave up the countless "DRUMPF BTFO" threads day after day? There's already movements acting to take down the mods.

>>1188471
And yet everyone knows you got cucked by your wife and are raising another man's black daughter. Its like you enjoy getting humiliated.

>>1188430
The minerva thing went down after they allowed a thread trying to coerce anons into trying to worship moloch and minerva (Demons the elites worship) (They are afraid of kek) was up for 175+ comments.....until I destroyed they're subversion by shopping cocks into all of their idols mouths. They self deleted it....because it was getting torn up by anons from every angle.

>My thread, was the same thread, same pic, but I shopped a cock into Minerva's mouth....deleted.
>They don't like it when you offend their idols

http://archive.is/4tCb9

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>>1188475
>And yet everyone knows you got cucked by your wife and are raising another man's black daughter

nobody is supposed to know that omg!

>>1188466
Justification

http://archive.is/4tCb9

>>1188478
Spoken like a true cuck in denial!

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>>1188478
what does lord of swag think of pic related?

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>>1188471
You gotta go....im have +500 pics of some "Damning Shit" 1 vid done and im making 1 more before I go to Breitbart and the rest of conservative media. Along with the twitter campaign that IS going to go down.

>People are tired of your shit.
>"This is why you have to go back"

>>1188490
i think it's offensive because it isn't inclusive of people that are otherly chromatically capable who want to come here and bitch about retarded shit. pls be sensitive to intersectionality

>>1188493
>I've been banned for doing things that are bannable!
You have to go back.

>>1188478
Ok then fine, you're just gonna dodge every single question thrown at you. Well lets try this again. Why were HWNDU threads being deleted? They broke no rules at all whatsoever and yet people were being banned for "raiding".

Why were Shareblue and Clinton Foundation threads being deleted? Are we not allowed to investigate a group that is shilling on /pol/ and a group that is deeply corrupt?

And do you hate Hiro? Seriously don't act like some /b/tard I want a legit answer.

>>1188498
>bitch about retarded shit.
You mean calling out the shitty job you mods are doing? That is retarded to you? Asking for actual good moderation is retarded shit?

>>1188498
If you're not gonna moderate this site then hire other people that actually want to. Seriously dude 12 fucking mods on a site this large? Why are you not bringing in more? You mods bitched about how understaffed you were and yet you did nothing to solve your problem.

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>>1188493
Great so now im a duck salami cock lord...

>>1188499
Exactly what? Be because i've been here a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong fucking time! (+10 years)

>HWNDU?
>Pizzagate?
>The Ped0stas?
>Clinton Foundation?
>Share Blue?
>A fucking paste full of youtube music links?

To the "Cuck MODS" that are here watching right now...this is NOT a negotiation, most of you gotta fucking go. And M00k needs to know about what we plan to do before it has to come to that point. (He's got a chance to save face)

>>1188501
wait what do you think this board is for?

>>1188501
>>1188505
jokes on u guys im not even the real swaglord you are wasting time whining on an invisible board to a random dude from ottawa

Swaglord/Jay, if you mods just listened to us when we bring up the legit problems with 4chan instead of insulting us on the IRC, things actually would be better. If you mods actually moderated /v/, /tv/, /asp/ and so many others we wouldn't be in this boat. The "I HAVE A LIFE OUTSIDE 4CHAN SO I'M GONNA LET IT ROT" isn't an excuse. Hire more mods and janitors and maybe then we'll start to respect you more. Until then you will never stop seeing threads calling out your bullshit.

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"Banned Text" does NOT equal "Free Speech"

>Benjamine Fishbien! (Who payed off the MODS to auto-ban anyone who said his name)

>>1188508
Yes.

>>1188510
>random dude from ottawa
RapeApe?

>>1188516
SexualAssaultSimian?

>>1188508
Plans are already in motion. We have all the proof we need to show Hiro now.

>>1188510
Mine is to give the MODS and M00k a heads up on the "Fludd" that's coming if he DOESN'T remap his MODS.

>And im NOT intimidated by ANY of you
>What I have is pr00fs of "Sedition"
>Good Luck...

>>1188511
But /v/, /tv/ and /asp/ are full of normalfags, why sholud anyone care about it?
In fact, why is /qa/ full of so many fags who think that this is a real board that you can come to and shit out useless whining on?

>>1188518
Swaglord, just stop. We know its you because you're so easy to spot. Also see >>1188508

>>1188520
who r u quoting tho?

HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, CEO AND FOUNDER OF MEN'S WEARHOUSE. I AM THE GREATEST SMASH PLAYER THIS WORLD HAS EVER KNOWN. I WILL CONQUER THE SINNERS THAT SURREPTITIOUSLY STOLE THE TITLE OF THE "BEST". THE FIRST CONQUEST WILL BE KOREAN DJ, A BETRAYER OF HIS BLOOD. HIS RACE SHOULD STAVE OFF THE SUPERLATIVE URGE TO SUCCEED AT SMASH AND SURRENDER THEIR STALWART SKILL TO THE SCI-FI SINGLE, STARCRAFT. I WILL NOT TOLERATE THE TARES OF HIS TELOS AND TURN HIM TOTALLY USING MY TORRID TIGRESS-TICKLER. THE SECOND CONQUEST WILL BE MEW2KING, THE USURPER OF THE THRONE. HIS HORRIBLE HUBRIS WILL HEAR HORROR AS I SHOW HIM TO THE HOUNDS OF HADES, FOR I AM OF THE REAL ROYAL LINE OF MEWTWO, MY RETICENT READER. MY THIRD CONQUEST WILL BE THE PANDERER CHU DAT. FOR HIM TO GAIN SUCH SKILL AND STAY SEXY, HE MUST HAVE SORDIDLY SOLD HIS SOUL TO A SUCCUBI. HIS CHERUBIC, CHILDLIKE CLIMBERS WILL CHOKE ON MY CHORIZO AS I CHORTLE AT HIS CHAGRIN. MY FINAL CONQUEST WILL BE PC CHRIS, THE DECEIVER. PC DOES NOT STAND FOR THE PUBLICLY ACCEPTED "POLITICALLY CORRECT" OR "PERSONAL COMPUTER", LEADING LOVING LOOKERS OF SMASH TO BELLIGERENTLY BELIEVE THAT PC CHRIS IS EITHER MILD-MANNERED OR TECH-SAVVY, OF WHICH HE IS NEITHER. I WILL FELL HIS FLAGRANT FAST-FALLING FELONIES WITH MY FLUCTUATING FORGER OF FERVENT FEMININE FEELINGS. WHAT KINGLY CHARACTER DO I MASQUERADE AS, YOU ASK? WHY NONE OTHER THAN THE LASCIVIOUS LORD OF LICENTIOUSNESS, LUIGI. HIS TITANIC TESTICULAR TYRANNY IS SHOWN BY HIS SHFFGDGF (short hop fast fall gravity-defying green fireball). GREAT ENOUGH IS HIS GREGARIOUSNESS THAT HE GATHERS GLEEFUL GAWKERS SO THAT THEY MAY BE BEFUDDLED BY MY BALL-BUSTING BARRAGE. ALSO, THE SPACE ANIMALS ARE FAGGOTS. I GUARANTEE IT.

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>>1188519
Not yet. I still have a little more left to do (Another day or 2 worth of image and video editing) and 31. I don't really have faith in others to follow through, so I gotta be ready to do it all myself. And im not ready yet, but close.....few more days. If he doesn't listen....im dumping EVERYTHING!

>"We run this place now"

Pay close attention MODS.....I know more than you think

>>1188520
The time for patience has come and gone my friend. If you're gonna do whatever it is you got planned, do it soon, like this week.

I WAS A 54 YEAR OLD PEDEREST WITHOUT A JOB, FAMILY, OR FAITH. THE YEAR 1998 WAS LOOKING FOGGY, FOGGY LIKE DOGSHIT. BUT ALL THAT CHANGED WHEN I MET A [AGE DISCLOSED] YEAR OLD GIRL ON HER OWN AT THE MOVIES WATCHING JIM CARRY, JIM CARRY MAKES ME LAUGH MATTER. ON THE OTHER TOE, IT WAS AN ORDINARY WEEKEND, EXCEPT THE SKY WAS ON FIRE, WITH MAN LUST, MY MAN LUST. THAT FIRE WAS PROJECTED FROM MY ANUS, I COULD NOT UNDERSTAND OR EXPLAIN HOW - BUT IT WAS. I MOVED DOWN 27 ROWS TO SIT RIGHT NEXT TO HER. I KNEW THIS WAS THE ONE, I HAD DREAMED ABOUT, SCREAMED ABOUT, CREAMED ABOUT FOR NEARLY 5 DECADES OF EXISTENCE. I ASKED HER IF HER PARENTS WERE AROUND, BUT SHE MANAGED TO GET OUT A "RAAAAA.." BEFORE I COMFORTED HER WITH SILENCE. SHE DECIDED TO COME BACK TO MY PLACE, SO I WRAPPED HER IN MY FAT ROLLS AND WALKED OUT OF THE CINEMA TO MY CAR. AFTERWARD, SHE TOLD ME ABOUT SOMETHING THAT WAS TO CHANGE MY LIFE FOREVER, THE MATRIX/INTERNET. ALIENS WERE REAL AND DOGS REALLY COULD TALK. I TRIED MY BEST TO LOOK LIKE MY FACE WAS A PENIS TO HER, BUT ALL SHE DID WAS NOD HER HEAD IN SHAME. SHE GAVE ME A BOOK CALLED "THE BIBLE", I FARTED GRACEFULLY AND BEGAN TO READ. I WAS A SPEED READER, SO I HAD FINISHED THE BOOK BY TIME MY FART HAS DEPARTED MY STERNUM. MY 13 YEAR OLD WIFE COULD ONLY APPRECIATE MY WORKS, BY VOMMITTING ALLOVER MY FACE AND SHITTING ON MY KNEES. SO MY CYBER CONGLOMERATE BEGAN.. SINCE EATING AN INTERNET INTO EXISTENCE, THE COCK OF CHRIST (CHURCH OF BOB) MADE PROMINENCE IN INTERNET EVANGELISM, WHICH IS FUNNILY ENOUGH A TERM I INVENTED WHILST PERFORMING BRAIN SURGEORY ON MY NEIGHBOURS WIFES COCK. WITH GODLY SPEED THE LARGEST COLLECTION OF PORNOGRAPHY WAS FORMED AND THE WORLDS FIRST MMOWB, MASSIVE MULTICHRISTIAN ONLINE WORSHIP BROADCAST WAS FORMED BY MYSELF, STEVE IRWIN, ADAM SMITH, ADOLF HITLER AND MEL GIBSON. WE ESTABLISHED THE MMOWB BACK IN 1998 ON A SMALLER WALKEE TALKEE -TO- WALKEE TALKEE SCALE.

>>1188526
MODS and M00k, forgot to delete my tag when I posted to reply.

>>1188529
yes do it i unironically enjoy the attention

The other day. I went to the neighborhood McDonald's. Y'know, Mac.
But there was a whole crowd of people there, and I couldn't sit down.
And then, I saw a curtain hanging from the ceiling, which had "Megamac" written on it.
Come on, you retards. You idiots.
Hey, you guys, don't come to McDonald's just because it says Megamac, morons
It's Megamac!
Fucking Megamac!
There are parents and children here too. A four person family coming to McDonalds?
"All right, Papa's gonna order some Megamacs--"
I can't watch anymore.
You bastards, I'll give you a hamburger if you leave those seats.
McDonald's, it should be more bloodthirsty.
During mealtimes, a brawl might start at the cash register.
Provoked or unprovoked. That kind of atmosphere would be great.
If you've brought a woman, piss off.
So, just when I'd finally sat down, the guy in the neighbooring booth asks for "a cheeseburger"
That really got my blood boiling.
Hey you, Cheeseburgers aren't that popular at all, you know?
Retard. He says "cheeseburger" with such an arrogant face.
I want to has him if he really wants to eat a cheeseburger.
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for an hour.
You, did you really want to order a cheeseburger?
I'm a McDonald's expert, and among us McDonalds's experts, the most popular dish recently is the chicken fillet. It's that.
A chicken fillet for the go. That's a McDonald's expert's recommendation.
Chicken fillets have chicken meat in them. There's more chicken than vegetables.
Get that. That, and a large fries. It's the best.
But if you order it, the employees will annoy with stuff like "Sir, chicken fillets will take a bit of time, is that OK with you?"
I can't recommend this to an amateur. So then, you bastards, what I mean is that you should just eat a hamburger.

>>1188529
I am, and it will be this week

Bartender actually DID drive me to drink. On a recent expedetion I made to a nearby town, my friends and I landed in a hotel with a bar that actually didn't have anyone manning it. There was an attendant at the front desk but he was really cool and read a book while we scrwed off near the bar.
There was a bucket full of ice, with three wines situated in it; merlot, pinot noir, and a chardonnay. I sipped the chardonnay first-it was my first experience with alcohol-and boy did I have a rush! I'm familiar with the smell of alcohol since I use isopropyl so much in my cleaning, but to actually drink simmilar stuff without fear of dying was quite an experience.
The wine itself tasted bitter and I couldn't finish my glass; I tried the merlot next but I actually spat it out onto my friend's jacket in surprise; it was at room temperature. Following this, I went to the bar and noticed on tap there was a handle that said "Budweiser" and "Budweiser Lite"; I took a glass from the nearby shelves and tapped a glass.
Beer has a very musky taste in comparison to wine; the sweet juices that get converted into alcohol are grains for beer, and the "scent" of yeast can still be detected in the drink. I myself found it strange; the sensation was sort of like drinking bread water, which reminded me strongly of the connection Sasakura Ryuu once had with his former life as Kazuma Azuma; with beer, Ryuu is not just mixing a drink to soothe the sorry soul, he is also molding bread. Old habits die hard, I suppose.
I moved away from the beer and tried the last drink I had not tasted; the pinot noir. The flavour! It reminded me of freshy squeezed grapes from the vines growing on my neighbors tree that I used to drink juice from in my younger days, only with a mature taste worthy of the gods.
In that moment, I truely realized that although there was no person at the bar to make it tender, kindness was still born.
I wouldn't have given up that experience for the world.

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>>1188533
see >>1188536

>>1188514
Where the fuck do you think your at bitch?

Reddit is that way ----------------------->

The first anime I ever saw was "Revolutionary Girl Utena" the movie. I was attracted to it because it was bizarre and new. It hit me at a vulnerable time; my father and mother had just been murdered. I became obsessed with the "emptiness inside" theme of the movie, and felt that this related to my life somehow. I watched Evangelion next, and absolutely loved the depressing feeling both of these shows left me with. I am a person who loves depressions; I feel that I am at my most creative and "raw" when utterly depressed. The empty feeling these shows gave me filled me with emotions I wanted to recapture.
Like an addict seeking another hit, I kept downloading more and more programs, watching tons of shows. At one point, I had two shoeboxes full of CD-r's packed with Anime programs. I had a library of just about every show ever made. I became obsessive, but I wasn't finding that feeling that was originally there. Sure, I could recapture it with great stuff like Serial Experiments: Lain and Millenium actress, but that was only for a moment.
Eventually, I stopped watching the shows I was downloading, but just grabbed them for the sake of having them. I had to have more. I bought DVD's and didn't watch them. Gradually, over time, I felt my aesthetic become warped. What once was strange and bizarre looking character design became familiar; I sought it out. If I caught a glimpse of an anime style character in real life, I felt a rush; almost as if my hindbrain saw it before I was aware of it. I was visiting a Japanese tea Garden and saw real life schoolgirls in the familiar navy blue fuku uniforms. I was fascinated by them; I was drawn, attracted, but not in a sexual way; it blew my mind to see something in real life that I had before seen only in the abstract.
A familiar feeling came through me when I saw them. I felt the same at that moment as when I had first seen Utena, when I had first finished Evangelion. My obsession took a new direction.

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>>1188539

I bought several sailor fuku uniforms from online retailers. J-list was too expensive and didn't sell in the size I desired. I had to have the legitimate stuff. At first it was satisfying to just look at the uniforms. I would keep them clean, iron them, and hang them up every day. The ritual was soothing to me.
Sooner or later I had to do it. I had to wear the uniforms I had treasured. I am proud to report that it took me a few months to break down, to really cross the threshold into utter depravity. After that line had been crossed, though, there was no going back. Tentatively, I started by simply wearing the uniforms around the house. I would wake up very early, before anyone could glimpse at me from outside on the street, and simply do my cleaning and cooking wearing the various uniforms I purchased. I got a matching apron. I would pretend I was getting ready for Japanese High school.
Soon, though, wearing the uniform in private was not enough. I purchased a duster trenchcoat and began walking through town wearing my outfit. Nobody knew, and this made me comfortable. But, again, this soon became insufficient to satisfy my obsession.
I began stalking this girl I knew, Sarah. I checked out her routines; when she left for work, when she got back, what time she went to bed. At first I furtively ventured into her place with my uniform under my trench coat while she was away. I knew where her spare key was because I had helped her move earlier. Speaking of this, I'm a pretty beefy guy. I weigh around 240-260 pounds, but I'm not that tall. A great friend to have if you need to move.

>>1188540
Why are you pointing at the boards background, friend?

Anyway, gradually, I became more comfortable in her apartment. I started doing stuff like rolling around in her bed, stealing her underwear and putting it in little plastic bags, soforth. As you would expect, I became more and more comfortable doing this, and crossed a line. She came home unexpectedly one day, early from work. Panicked, I hid under the bed in my uniform. Immediately, as she came through the door, she spotted my trench coat. Lying under her bed, the sound of my heavy breathing seemed a thousand times louder than it actually was. I could hear her rooting through the trench coat, and could hear the wrinkling of celophane as she found my empty plastic bags. Thank god they didn't yet have her used underwear in them.
I put my sweaty, meaty hands together and prayed.
I heard her walking around the apartment. Thankfully, she didn't bring anyone with her. My mind was flashing; the excitement had triggered my epilepsy. Suddenly, I was barraged with memories from my first anime program, revolutionary girl utena. I heard her walking around some more, and then sit down on the bed. I saw her clothes come off and hit the floor in front of me. During this time I was controlling myself and having a minor epileptic fit. I could see transformation sequences from anime programs I had watched. It was all coming together; the near hallucinations, the girl in the bed above me, and most of all, my sweaty fuku uniform.

She approached the bathroom and got into the shower. She turned on the water. I was convinced that this was the one moment I had been searching for. This was my chance to cross over into the other world described in Utena; the fabric of reality was thin. I could taste it. In many of my anime programs I had seen the seemingly normal characters, like me, enter into a world of magic and joy.
I rolled out from under the bed and bounded into the bathroom. She saw my large form approaching through the glass of the shower and started screaming. I was having epileptic flashes; the screaming sounded just like "KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" I was having trouble walking, my steps staggered. I couldn't feel the floor. My meaty hands slammed the shower door open, but she sprayed me with a jet of water. The water triggered another fit and I seized, falling into the bath. She tripped and fell on top of me. As she was screaming and my blood filled the bath, it swirled around reality, and intermingled in my mind. Her screams, the blood, my sweat, the uniform, Japan, schoolgirls, magic, tragedy, terror, and hope all become one to me. For one moment, I could taste it. The anime reality. It was here, like a precious jewel perched between my meaty, sweaty pectorals. And then, gone.
SO yeah I like anime.

>>1188554
>>1188550
>>1188546
>>1188541
thanks op, she is hot bitch in porn, i cum so hard while hurtling through space toward a decommissioned space station. slowly, i pull my knees to my chest and close my eyes as my bowels begin to expel hundreds upon hundreds of beautiful, symmetrical turds, brown as the day is long. i laugh like a young girl as my turds drift aimlessly behind me; they are as butterflies to a child frolicking in the fields of elysium.

i approach the station's docking port, flaccid cock in hand, and prepare to float gently into its inviting confines. i extend my cockless arm jubilantly, as to celebrate the majesty and depth of space, and thank jesus christ for this ultimate gift and blessing. but suddenly, my outstretched arm collides with the outer rim of the docking port, and the trajectory of my quaggy body is violently halted.

the fates afford me barely enough time to turn my head before the turds arrive. one thousand turds, each one seemingly larger than the last. i try in vain to cleanse my eyes of the shitsting, but succeed only in smearing my own fecal matter into a fine asspaste, which slowly seeps into my eyes and nasal cavity. i inhale three hundred and twenty four Space Turds; my lungs are permeated completely with my own shit. i hang lax, spirit broken, defeated by poop. i will never be the same. i am forever a shit faggot.

If operating systems ran airlines:
Everybody pushes the airplane until it glides, then jump on and let
the plane coast until it hits the ground again, then push again, jump on
again and so on. This is the DOS airline.
The same thing but with more leg room to push. The DOS with QEMM
airline.
All the stewards, stewardesses, captains, baggage handlers, and ticket
agents look the same, act the same, and talk the same. Every time you
ask questions about details, you are told you don't need to know, don't
want to know, and everything will be done for you without you having to
know, so just shut up. This is the MAC airline.
To board the plane, you have your ticket stamped ten different times by
standing in ten different lines. Then you fill out a form showing where
you want to sit and whether it should look and feel like an ocean liner,
a passenger train, or a bus. If you succeed in getting on board the
plane and the plane succeeds in getting off the ground, you have a
wonderful trip...except for the times when the rudder and flaps get
frozen in position, in which case you have time to say your prayers and
get yourself prepared before the crash. This is the OS/2 airline.
The airport terminal is nice and colorful, with friendly stewards and
stewardesses, easy access to the plane, an uneventful takeoff...then
BOOM! the plane blows up without any warning whatsoever and you're dead.
This is the Windows airline.
Everyone marches out on the runway, say the password in unison, and form
the outline of an airplane. Then they all sit down and make a whooshing
sound like they're flying. This is the Windows NT airline.
Everyone brings one piece of the plane with them when they come to the
airport. They all go out on the runway and put the plane together piece
by piece, arguing constantly about what kind of plane they're building.
This is the Unix airline.

>>1188536
We're all counting on you by the way. Don't fuck this up.

Because JPEGs are more heavily compressed than other image formats, their information is more volatile and likely to expand at high speed through an unchecked buffer, poorly allocated resource or any other available system space. I'd guess you're probably losing image data through one of these means.
You see, when you load a JPEG into memory, the EXtra colour Information Format (EXIF) header is loaded into RAM in order to prepare the video prebuffer for the incoming high-speed flow of colour information from the uncorked JPEG. If your bus isn't ready for this information, the rapidly decompressing file information can flow through other parts of your system.
Ordinarily this isn't a problem: as a matter of fact, JPEG was designed for this sort of thing. Older computers couldn't handle the explosive power behind the fledgeling image decompression algorithm, so rather than fight it, image experts invented the Jampacked Picture Extraction and Gathering (JPEG) protocol. They cleverly decided to allow the image data to spray wherever it would, knowing that after the extraction phase would send raw data all over the inside of the computer, the gathering phase would locate it all and reassemble it into an image. With the advent of faster computers the delay between spray and collection is so small as to be unnoticeable, while newer and bigger video cards are more capable of withstanding the onslaught of colours.
Still, the primary weakness of this algorithm is the haphazard placement of decompressed data. There's just too much of it to channel through normal means, so any loss of data containment results in corrupted images. In your case, it would appear that you're losing image data through the empty hole where your goddamned shift key should be.

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>>1188543 >>1188527 >>1188530 >>1188534 >>1188538 >>1188541

Wow all the "Spam and Copypasta" (Rules, not for MODS XD) don't worry MODS i'll be quick when it goes down.

>They are trying to fill space so others don't see what is being talked about.
>A tactic I use as well

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"Please... please let me go ze~"
The black-white pleaded to the rainbow magician; while battling the forceful urge within her, Marisa begged again. With tears in her eyes, her actions were simply ignored by an apathetic Alice; sitting not even five feet away and reading a book, peering out the corner of her eye at the witch's struggle. Her many dolls completely restricting Marisa's movement in her time of desperation.
"You must..." the witch whined, "please, release your dolls! I can't take it much more..."
Alice remained idle and flipped a page in her book. The pressure within the Marisa grew greater with every passing second, a force that she could never prevent merely with knowledge and wit.
"I... beg of you... please..." a mixture of tears and sweat streamed from the witch's face and made its way to the magician's wooden floor.
"I... I..." with her last shred of willpower, Marisa fell to the floor. With her face down, in a shameless admit of defeat, a puddle formed from under her; the liquid passing through the thin fabric and drenched her dress within mere seconds. A smirk appeared on Alice's face as the liquid expanded on her floor and made it's way up Marisa's body; the magician placed her book down and walked passed the witch, stepping in the shallow puddle of Marisa's urine.
"I hate you... you damn bitch." With her head still facing the floor, tears multiplied in the witch's eyes and diffused with liquid she exerted moments ago. Whelps and sobs came from Marisa's mouth along with mumbles of "damn Alice..." and "I'll never forgive you."
The magician walked back into the room and tapped the witch on the shoulder; looking up, she saw Alice's hand reaching out. Knowing she couldn't continue to wallow in her piss, she picked herself up and hung her head as Alice lead her to another room.
In Alice's bedroom with the door shut behind them, the magician began to remove the soiled dress of the witch; however, she was met with a forceful hand.

"What are you doing ze~? I don't need your help," muddled Marisa with the slightest hint of red in her cheek. "I can do this myself. Also, what are those things..." she pointed to her bed. Alice picked up one of the white objects; "those can't be..." the magician nodded.
Marisa signed with a hint of disgust, "You get weirder everyday, doll freak..." A thought occurred. "Hey, wait, why do you even have those things?" Hesitant, Alice lifted her skirt and revealed that she herself was wearing a diaper. Despite the humility that bestowed onto Marisa minutes ago, a smile came to her face. "So it is true, you do lea..."
Alice forcefully grunted and a trio of dolls surrounded the witch. One quickly flew behind Marisa and untied her apron and the other two grabbed the straps of her dress and lifted it over her head; the dolls then flew off with the garments. Before the black-white had a chance to fight it, she stood in Alice's bedroom with nothing but her shirt and soaked bloomers.
Alice, face redden, placed her hand on the witch's shoulders and led her to her bed. Marisa, unsure of what she should do, was forcefully seated on the edge and pushed back by the doll otaku.
Alice excitingly placed her fingers on the witch's waist; as she was about to pull down her bloomers, the magician was met with Marisa's grasp.
"No, ze~. Don't you dare do that." Just then, a group of dolls flew onto Marisa and restrained her arms and legs once again. "Dammit, ze~; let me go!" Alice ignored the demand and pulled down the wet bloomers. Staring at what was now exposed, trickles of blood dripped from the magician's nose.
"You sad, lonely freak." Marisa remarked as it was all she could do. Wiping the drippings of passion from her face, she slid the diaper under Marisa. Sprinkling a blot of powder onto the area, she quickly taped the garment into position before she fainted from blood loss.

Regaining her composure, Alice witnessed what she had accomplished and let out a delightful smile. Flushed with redness, she placed her face next to Marisa's and gave her a quick kiss on the cheek. Then with a soft giggle, she slowly walked toward the door.
"I'll make some tea and cakes." The dollmaster opened the door and exited the room; her minions release their grasp on the witch and followed.
Marisa sat up, hearing the unfamiliar crinkle as Alice's success, and pondered what the magician really meant to her.
Suddenly, a huge black snake head with retarded-looking eyes materialized in front of them, and in a loud booming hiss, asked "Have you read your SICP today?"
The surroundings faded into blackness and within a few moments the group found themselves seated in a lecture hall at MIT, amongst several dozen other students. "Welcome to 6.001" was written on the blackboard, and Professor Gerald Jay Sussman walked into the room, dressed in his robe and wizard hat.
"Is this a hack?" he asked as he glanced around and saw the witch, the magician, Alice, and Marisa.
"What...?" Marisa managed to say, all of the confused by what had just happened.
"Nevermind, let's start the lecture." The Sussman said softly.
"I'd like to welcome you to this course on computer science. ... Actually, it's a terrible way to start. Computer science is a terrible name for this business. First of all it's not a science." The Sussman lectured while the students sat and listened attentively.
"What's going on?" Alice whispered to Marisa.
"I have no idea. But this is getting interesting."
"Or we'll actually see that computer... so-called science actually has a lot in common with magic." The Sussman continued.
"But... how can he do that? He's only a human, right?" the witch whispered.
The Sussman, who up until now had paid no attention to the group, turned and stared at the witch with an astonished expression.
"What did you just say?" he asked, pointing his wand at the witch.

All of the other students turned in the direction of the group.
"Nothing," she answered quietly.
"I hope so," The Sussman said in stern tone, ending his pointing with the wand.
"And... well I guess you know everyone needs a magical language and sorcerers, right, real sorcerers use ancient Arcadian, or Sumerian, or Babylonian or whatever. We're gonna control our spirits in a magical language called LISP, which is a language designed for talking about... for casting the spells that are procedures to direct the processes," the Sussman continued, waving his wand around as he spoke.
"What a disappointment. I thought he was going to teach us magic," Marisa muttered almost inaudibly.

On one stormy night, the sky bright with thunder
knock knock at the door - who is that, I ponder
I dash to the gate, open it, I sunder
'tis a filthy snake, at my mat, down under!
I speak carefully, not to make a blunder:
``who be thee, thou spawn of evil?
beast from before medieval
serpent! the tempter primeval!
-- in my soul a great upheaval
``demon! how come you were tapping?
at my door so gently rapping?
limbless, cursed to move by wrapping!
The slimy beast hissed, and so before my eyes
I beheld a man - in appearance so wise
I recognised him, now without the disguise
My throat unleashing so desperate cries:
``Infidel! Once a great wizard,
now a slimy tricky lizard
stealing through the flames and blizzard
what be thy business, ex-wizard?
Thus he spake, the voice bestowed:
``son, you walk the evil road
all what I have you once shown
all what you thanks to me own
now shall within you explode
and have I so forebode:
not through Scheme does point the road
in my mind had always flowed:
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>>1188574
Trust me I have saved everything you said

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>>1188580
Listen to me and listen to me good.

>I have 31 twitter bots that are going to be banging off on those hashtags above, when this goes down.
>Your going to love it
>Thats the "Flood"
>The "Fludd" is what finishes you if he doesn't remap his team.

>>1188597
Who are you quoting?

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>>1188592
Good, your going to get ALOT more of it, soon, and im mass

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>>1188599
Rob Flaherty and Benjamine Fishbien

>>1188601
Is it "Pathetic" that you fucks "Learn" how to troll from me....while using the same tactics you ban me for?
>Is it "Pathetic" that you fucks "Learn" how to troll from me....while using the same tactics you ban me for?
Is it "Pathetic" that you fucks "Learn" how to troll from me....while using the same tactics you ban me for?
>Is it "Pathetic" that you fucks "Learn" how to troll from me....while using the same tactics you ban me for?
Is it "Pathetic" that you fucks "Learn" how to troll from me....while using the same tactics you ban me for?
>Is it "Pathetic" that you fucks "Learn" how to troll from me....while using the same tactics you ban me for?
Is it "Pathetic" that you fucks "Learn" how to troll from me....while using the same tactics you ban me for?
>Is it "Pathetic" that you fucks "Learn" how to troll from me....while using the same tactics you ban me for?
Is it "Pathetic" that you fucks "Learn" how to troll from me....while using the same tactics you ban me for?
>Is it "Pathetic" that you fucks "Learn" how to troll from me....while using the same tactics you ban me for?

>>1188603
So Rob Flaherty and Benjamine Fishbien are going to flood? What are they flooding?

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>Tfw your thread gets 150 replies
>Tfw you don't even know what the fuck it's about anymore

I pul my dik out of ur as and it dreps cum. I watc the pudle of cum mix w/ the taers that ur bledin on the flour I walk away as your but bleeds tears and poo I stand behind my castle of dbz vhs tapes and I have a boner buttowned. you r the hurt of ur butt own is my body adn tears is ur blod I hvae creatid over a thosand macros unknown ot speling or knwon to autism you have withstod mad ot create many farts yet those gays will never range any butt except urs lmao so a pul my dik out of ur as unlimited own works. youve just been HURT FEELINGS AND BUTT RANGED go drink ur moms bredt milk you fart commander I bet you hav a fetish FOR MEN LMAO ur just so made all the time its 2 easy 23 own you "i lik to drnikj sperm from my sperm bottle while waring my sperm necklace" - you
then i wip ur tears of my dik n feed ur ass w/ownd seed
ur such a looser ur wife is paper bag
i usd her 2 clean ur but cries LMDOIUE (laf my dik off into ur ear)
u so asspissd rite now ur bluddy poo steam w/rage
u hav 1 week 2 live cuz u dying off stage 12 own
how dos it fel 2b autism
y dont u gb2gayville ur dad is wait
you r the hurt of ur butt
own is my body adn tears is ur blod
I hvae creatid over a thosand macros
unknown to speling nor known to autism
[YOU] have withstod mad of create many farts
yet those gays will never range any butt [EXEPT URS LMAO]
as as pul my dik our of ur ass
Unlimited OWN Works

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whatr hell dude

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>>1188601
We know who pays you too....and have "Proof"

>That WILL be posted in Breitbart if the shit goes south and he doesn't listen to those who have been wronged.
>And I promise you, there are 1'000s

How do they let "You mad whyte bois" threads go to max while being "Mass Reported" (I know, because me and a team of 5 work together on it) A "Germanic Nose" not good enough for /pol/ but a black dick is....

>Listen to me and listen to me good.
>I've been watching and screenning "Bans" for a month and a half...
>Capping and screening /pol/s catalog since december...

Plus the personal leakers........Wew lad!

>It's fucking on bro

>>1188609
yea, it totally turned it some /pol/ discussion instead of /tv/

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>>1188622
Lol I just realized this is isn't even my thread. I don't know where the fuck I am.

>>1188626
This is my thread

Is this the free for all spam thread?

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>>1188608
No, I am along with a few others.

The "Flood" is after I activate all of those yummy yummy twitter bots that you will "Oh so love soo much". That's the "Flood" of Conservatives and Free-Speech Avtivist that WILL be coming here. It's already in the works...

The "Fludd".....well that a little different. You gonna just have to wait and see on that. But I promise you im "NOT" coming without 100% certain proof, and I already have it...

>Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

>>1188636
Who are you quoting now?

>>1188636
>Quoting

Separating flood from fludd?

>Pointing out the difference maybe, as requested

>>1188600
>>1188597
I'm holding you to this. So are "others"

>>1188645
It's already on bro, and it's not just me. Im just finishing up a few last things. But have to wait for everyone else to ready as well

>>1185547
Only 150+ to go.

>>1188643
Who said "Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzttttttttttttttttttttttttttt"?!

>>1188645
You need to be ready though, and you better participate with your personal grievances as well. I already know for a fact that 150 other "Real Channers" are already on board. They're just waiting for the greenlight. It's all happening at one shot it he doesn't remap his team. But were going to try to give him the option. I don't hate M00k. But he is either involved in it 1st hand.....or oblivious to it. That's why were going to try to reason with him 1st before it goes down.

>>1188630
Apparently.

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>>1188649
Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

>>1188656
He's in South Africa right now.

>>1188679
Not worried about where he's at. Twitter works fine in S. Africa, and he's going to have 100k hashes to think about for a week.

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>>1186248
I've noticed his posts in the past, can't believe someone is actually that autistic.

>>1185547
Mods are fucking retarded. Simple.

I got banned for reporting a thread that the mods then deleted, once.

>>1188698
Did you report it as illegal?

>>1188679
https://twitter.com/4chan?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor

Everything will be directed directly to 4chan and his twitter accounts under these hashes

>#MODExit #4Chan #4Censored #Corruption and #FreeSpeech

Im NOT playing games

>Shouldn't have fucked with HWNDU
>Really shouldn't have fucked with "Me" over some shit i've been here for a fucking decade (Without EVER being banned)! (Shopping Cocks into faggots mouths on a NSW Board)

>>1188699
I just always report everything as a rule violation. After all, illegal content IS against the rules.

>>1188700
>00
nice dubs
>i've been here FOREVER guys SERIOUSLY
>capitalized the C in 4chan
lel dude you gotta go back to cripplekikechan, just leave bruh smdh lol

>>1188700
Who are you quoting this time? You're very hard to follow.

>>1185547
Lol nigger.
4chan is never going to moderate boards where illegal content gets posted.

Learn to hide and move on.
I'm done looking at this thread. It's hidden.

>>1188701
So do me and "5 other people" full-time. We communicate with each other on what is going down. The MODS are in on it, and we have dead certain pr00fs. The MODS have been infiltrated BADLY. And it's time for a "Cleanse" you better be in on it...

>>1188710
whoa this is just like that time when we were infiltrated by r/srs and that time we were infiltrated by tumblr and that time we were infiltrated by gaia

>>1188710
thx for doing the lord's work, brave anon

>>1188701
Illegal content means things like raids and CP. Mods are really strict about that.

>>1188703
It really doesn't matter what you have to say. You can't stop this, and you know it. So go cry your cock shaped tears to mommy...your either gone or this websites reputation as a free speech platform is, with a possible lawsuit for "Sedition".....the choice is Hiro's

>>1188722
Still against the rules.

I know how it is, reporting something as illegal will actually get them to do something while rule violation reports are often just ignored, but I think that's a shit system.

>>1188718
Can't forget the time when those fake IRC logs were getting spread around to right?

>>1188710
hmmm....

>http://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/schizophrenia/symptoms-causes/dxc-20253198
>Delusions
>For example, you think that you're being harmed or harassed; certain gestures or comments are directed at you
>"the mods keep banning me there is a huge conspiracy against me!!!"

>Hallucinations
>These usually involve seeing or hearing things that don't exist.
>"5 other people"

>Disorganized thinking (speech).
>Effective communication can be impaired, and answers to questions may be partially or completely unrelated.
>answers to questions may be partially or completely unrelated.

>Extremely disorganized or abnormal motor behavior.
>Behavior can include resistance to instructions, inappropriate or bizarre posture, a complete lack of response, or useless and excessive movement.
can you start streaming yourself while you shitpost on 4chan so we can determine this characteristic?

>Negative symptoms.
> the person may neglect personal hygiene or appear to lack emotion
can you post pics of your teeth to confirm hygiene?

I think you may be schizo, bro. Are you on meds?

>>1188718
The difference is in 2014....we were allowed to defend against Tumblr and in fact destroyed them BADLY.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvjwXhCNZcU

In fact with all that you posted....we were allowed to defend. Now, we defend...."We are the ones banned" for spamming literally spammers that the MODS refuse to get rid of.

>1 post by this ID are bot threads and they allow them up allllllll day long no matter how many times they're reported.

>>1188720
Were trying bro. Pretty sure we have everything we need now. Just putting it all together.

>>1188729
>It's been fun watching him crash and burn guys, but we really can't let him get the nuclear codes
>Im sleepy.....yawn.....anybody else sleepy?

Did you read annnnnyyyyyy of my bans? I was b& for saying a fucking NAME! I was b& for posting a paste with a shit ton of youtube music links in it! I was b& for HWNDU, Pizzagate, /cfg/ Clinton Foundation General, /sbg/ Share Blue General, and doing something i've been doing for nearly 10 years.....shopping cocks into faggles mouths on a NSW board.

>Where the fuck did I or anyone else deserve to be b&?

They banned anything against the Clintons...Podestas...and Democratic Party while trying to force "Cultural Marxism" on /pol/ while banning real channers who have been here for YEARS!!!!!!

Were not going no fucking where

>You are though...

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>>1188407
I want to believe this isn't a troll

>>1188743
It's not

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*shits on your thread*
clean it up

>>1188739
If there's one thing I want to know before this all goes down, is how much did moot get for selling 4chan to Hiro?

>>1188750
$tacos

>>1188750
bout tree fiddy

>>1188750
1 million. I miss moot. Bad. I miss snacks too.

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>>1188745
I've been praying for this shit to happen for ages.

How many fucking operations have been derailed at this point? How much corruption has been hidden?

All I ever wanted was to post in peace.

>>1188750
I actually wish M00k would come play with us. "Tripped up" just to show he does give a fuck. But he doesn't. The ONLY thing hiro appears to care about is shekels. He certainly doesn't give a fuck about any of the users who have been here 5 times longer than him

>>1188760
God I hope this happens. I think this guy posted on that other chan explaining this. I'll wait till Sunday to see if he's legit or he's just LARPING

>>1188760
I am a 1 man operation. I don't need any help and im running bots. I pray more than the 150 already on board, join in.

>That's all if he refuses to reason.
>I really DON'T want to go this route, and I pray he comes to his senses.
>But if he won't work with 4chans community. It's the way it will have to be...

>>1188764
It's legit. And I will be following through. Im going to bring others to >>qa to plea with him sometime this week. If he won't, then fuck him, It's his "Loss".

>>1188770
We're here, glad to know that there are others. Was starting to feel a little lonely. More will join when confronted with the truth.

>>1188770
go back to 8ch, jkid

>>1188776
Oh no, if they fail. Were taking everything we have to EVERY conservative news organization on the internet starting with Breitbart. Along with every free-speech org's and "Real Anons", not these little cuck faggots.

>>1188778
--------------------------------> Reddit

>And im in my 30's (Little Boy)

>>1188783
Where will we be able to find it should things come to that? I have a few channels I can move information through.

>>1188789
Twitter, Here, and a few other places. But primarily here. If he won't hear us out here, or if the MODS ban those trying to get those who have been wronged to voice their opinions, We will take it to twitter for the entire world to see.

>>1188789
But I personally, really don't want to go that route with twitter. But I WILL if he won't fix his shit.

>They shouldn't have fucked with me for shopping a cock into a cartoon owl's mouth.
>As stupid as it is, that was the final draw for me.
>That and HWNDU

It's too much! Were taking 4chan back! #Make4chanGreatAgain

>>1188799
>>1188804
I will look out for it. Do what you have to anon.

the entire front page is off-topic shitposting

>>>/tv/81000668
>>>/tv/81021284
shilling, e-celeb garbage

>>>/tv/81019532
>>>/tv/81022433
/b/ shitposting

>>>/tv/81023730
/co/ shitposting

>>>/tv/81021481
copypasta

>>1189013
Just the way Swaglord likes it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vw0tNIPf-80
/tv/ in all of it's glory.

>>1189063

the e-celeb cancer must net him a whopping 100 dollars or so a month i imagine.

>>>/tv/81024200

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Why they are absent in /int/

and not banning notorious canadian shitposter ?

>>1189067
I honestly think it's because he's a massive attention whore despite being married with a black daughter.

>>1188763
nigger show some respect, he founded fucking 2ch, the site 4chan was based on

This thread is hilarious.

oh look more "stealth" porn threads:

>>>/tv/81025917
>>>/tv/81025704

/b/ shitposting:
>>>/tv/81025947
>>>/tv/81025945

it has to be a bot doing this shit right?

>>>/tv/81024711
>>>/tv/81025683
>>>/tv/81025918

we /r9k/ now
>>>/tv/81019532

literally viral marketing
>>>/tv/81021284
>>>/tv/81024200
>>>/tv/81026091

>>1189080
And now it appears he's trying to destroy 4chan because it was more successful and knocked off the same code (Yatsuba). Either that or is completely incompetent. But the fact that they were "Payed" in the Share Blue and CTR Leaker Threads....you may want to examine in the archives. That's pretty fucked up to accept shekels to all "Raids/Spam" against us....while denying us a way to return the favor. We get banned for "Raids"..."Spam"..."Advertising"...."Doxxing" and whatever else they want to create in the sensitive little "Special Snowflake Heads" for spamming spammers that are paid to be there to literally destroy 4chan!

And like I said I wish he would come play with us....but he doesn't. He's doesn't seem to really understand the "Culture" yet. Or give a fuck about any of it's user base. He's all about "Diversifying" and turning it into some kind of flower power girl scout welcome reddit bullshit. Or at least....that's what he is FORCING to happen with the current MODS.

>So if he don't give a fuck about people that have been "here" 5x longer than him....then fuck him.
>Why the fuck should I?

>>1189120
>That's pretty fucked up to accept shekels to all "Raids/Spam" against us
>*all
>allow

Here's this threads archive just in case

http://archive.is/FlH0H

>There are alot more coming behind that as well.
>To the cuck MODS waching that are trying to destroy 4chan.....there's alot more of them as well....food for thought.

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at this point these people are basically professional shitposters.

the second a thread is deleted, 2 more get posted.

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>>1189080
"This Pic" caught me a ban on /pol/ M00k! And I know it's you! People are very pathological, including yourself. I've been shopping cocks into peoples mouths for teh lulz for almost a decade "here" on this website. I've NEVER been b& for being funnier and more creative than someone else before that.

>*Porn*

I've been using the same penis since December. Putting a dick on a cartoon owl is NOT fucking porn! Putting the same dick not 3 feet long on hillary's forehead when it's an obvious shop, is NOT porn. It's comedy! And creativity! I can make it BIG...small....crooked...fucking swirly and polka-dotted if I want....and I do! Your MODS are mad that it seems they are being forced to dis-allow "You Mad Whyte Bois Threads" and taking it out on all channers. Because they can't troll us with non-political bullshit to disrupt our conversations and research.

>Your loosing our respect at a fantastic pace my friend.
>You can stop this before it gets much worse.
>It doesn't have to be like this or go the route it WILL go if you don't start helping this website.
>NOT the people who aren't a part of it and come to complain

4chan is a mess because they don't care as far as they should where it actually counts.

>>1189156
They're paid. Refer to
>>1188410

Some are just self-promoting streamers/bloggers/channers/youtubers

>>1189170
It looks like it's being forced. Like they are trying to destroy it from the inside. From the IRC screeners I have, and Compilations I put together -------> The leak threads that happened here and infinity with copies of emails as proof. They know if they eliminate the userbase.....the website dies. It appears hiro either doesn't give a fuck....or is in on it for the shekels. This isn't about lulz....it's about "Influence" and (((they))) know that 4chan is VERY influential if not more than the main stream media. Which is what 4chan is becoming. "We'll tell you what to think"..."We'll tell you what to like". They eliminate our ideas in order to push there own agendas. It's no better than the media or even government for that fact.

>>1189175
I think they just don't care, so nothing really gets done or improves.

>>1189183
Just don't care? Killing /cfg/, pedogate, /sbg/ and HWNDU is far, far beyond not caring.

They want to destroy this place from the inside out. We are quite literally more powerful than the media at this point.

What do you expect from retards thinking that /qa/ is their personal report dump?

>>1189183
Then why the money?

>I have pics from the ctr collapse thread where ben fishbien on the same tripcode that challenged us to find him....flat out stated "We payed good money to post here. We own your MODS."

>They have since October-November
>I started getting "Mass b&" around the same time.
>I'd literally be off ban for 5-30 minutes most of the time before being b& again.
>I remember when I thought a 4 day streak, without being b&, was a victory. (That bad)

>>1189192
This thread was well crafted by 8gag.
Of course, newfags eat this shit up.

>>1189193
it was reasonably effective until a while back when invisibro started using /s4s/ raids to drive relevant conversation off the board.
a tactic he still uses regularly.

>>1189175
keep up the good work anon.

>>1189195
Who are you quoting?

>>1189198
The only thing they're right about is how 4chan is a mess. Why it's a mess to them is overly-complex conspiracy. The mods just don't care very much. How else do threads like this >>>/v/372121184 stick around on one of the fastest boards? Unless it's a carefully constructed trap, or they just don't care, or someone seriously needs to be fired for allowing it.

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>>11892195
Here's "1"

http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/92183220/#92187506

The rest come out in the "Fludd" I think I put up 1 of the emails already.

>>1189219
Woops I don't know how I got switched up again, this was for you
>>1189255

>>1189198
>Anything that criticizes the mods is 8gag
Wew

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>>1189262
ebin damage control.

>>1189255
When does the fire start brother?

238

239

>>1189271
Im not sure yet, I need to get off thread and get back to work to finish up. Im going to go rally up any who have been forced away over infinity, VOAT and want a chance to voice their opinions back. And when I get off "/pol/ ban" Refer to >>1188450

Im going to put a thread over /pol/ up for others to come to >>qa to also voice their opinions. If we don't get answers....we go to Hiro's direct twitter account. He's can't ignore us there, and the other MODS can't cover it up.

>That's a move they don't wanna make though.
>I promise you...for their own good....they wanna keep this "In House" instead of the rest of the world.
>And they better fucking think about that when I put up my post(s) over /pol/ and /b asking for others to come here.
>If they ban me for trying to do it the "Right Way"
>We CAN do it the other way!

#MODExit

>>1189301
Why do you keep misusing quotes?

>>1189277
>>1189272
>>1189267
>>1189263
>>1189261
>>1189259
spam the thread and make it go away. can't have anyone talk about the problems going on.

>>1189175
you catching this? ffs

>>1189301
>>1189311
We're going to teach you what making a thread on /qa/ is all about.

>>1189305
Why do you keep sucking Molochs cock and worrying about grammar so much? Im not a journofag. Im a lulzfag, truthfag, researchfag, and I don't give 2 squirts of piss about grammar on the interwebz especially anonymous anime boards.

>>1189317
How new are you?

>>1189311
Yeah I see it. It's amateur at best.

>Beta as fuck 1/10

I TEACH MOTHERFUCKERS HOW TO TROLL I TEACH MOTHERFUCKERS HOW TO TROLL I TEACH MOTHERFUCKERS HOW TO TROLL I TEACH MOTHERFUCKERS HOW TO TROLL I TEACH MOTHERFUCKERS HOW TO TROLL I TEACH MOTHERFUCKERS HOW TO TROLL I TEACH MOTHERFUCKERS HOW TO TROLL I TEACH MOTHERFUCKERS HOW TO TROLL I TEACH MOTHERFUCKERS HOW TO TROLL I TEACH MOTHERFUCKERS HOW TO TROLL I TEACH MOTHERFUCKERS HOW TO TROLL I TEACH MOTHERFUCKERS HOW TO TROLL I TEACH MOTHERFUCKERS HOW TO TROLL I TEACH MOTHERFUCKERS HOW TO TROLL I TEACH MOTHERFUCKERS HOW TO TROLL I TEACH MOTHERFUCKERS HOW TO TROLL I TEACH MOTHERFUCKERS HOW TO TROLL I TEACH MOTHERFUCKERS HOW TO TROLL I TEACH MOTHERFUCKERS HOW TO TROLL I TEACH MOTHERFUCKERS HOW TO TROLL I TEACH MOTHERFUCKERS HOW TO TROLL I TEACH MOTHERFUCKERS HOW TO TROLL I TEACH MOTHERFUCKERS HOW TO TROLL I TEACH MOTHERFUCKERS HOW TO TROLL I TEACH MOTHERFUCKERS HOW TO TROLL I TEACH MOTHERFUCKERS HOW TO TROLL I TEACH MOTHERFUCKERS HOW TO TROLL I TEACH MOTHERFUCKERS HOW TO TROLL I TEACH MOTHERFUCKERS HOW TO TROLL I TEACH MOTHERFUCKERS HOW TO TROLL I TEACH MOTHERFUCKERS HOW TO TROLL I TEACH MOTHERFUCKERS HOW TO TROLL I TEACH MOTHERFUCKERS HOW TO TROLL I TEACH MOTHERFUCKERS HOW TO TROLL I TEACH MOTHERFUCKERS HOW TO TROLL I TEACH MOTHERFUCKERS HOW TO TROLL I TEACH MOTHERFUCKERS HOW TO TROLL I TEACH MOTHERFUCKERS HOW TO TROLL I TEACH MOTHERFUCKERS HOW TO TROLL I TEACH MOTHERFUCKERS HOW TO TROLL I TEACH MOTHERFUCKERS HOW TO TROLL I TEACH MOTHERFUCKERS HOW TO TROLL I TEACH MOTHERFUCKERS HOW TO TROLL I TEACH MOTHERFUCKERS HOW TO TROLL I TEACH MOTHERFUCKERS HOW TO TROLL I TEACH MOTHERFUCKERS HOW TO TROLL I TEACH MOTHERFUCKERS HOW TO TROLL I TEACH MOTHERFUCKERS HOW TO TROLL I TEACH MOTHERFUCKERS HOW TO TROLL

And in a way it's kind of flattering to see "Really Weak" examples of tactics I perfected looooooooooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnng ago. It's kind of shameful in a way. To see how they fail. "I expect better".

:)

>>1189323
go back fug.

>>1189326
Almost 10 years I've been here. I think it's (You) who needs to leave. (You) are the cancer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpUVQ_z6Zcs

250

>>1189330
Is that vid an analogy for /qa/ against the 4chan horde ?
Thanks for the motivational video.

>>1189334
They're gonna get run over so bad. They have no idea what the end effects are. "The Trump Train" doesn't stop and were bulldozing through everything in our path. ESPECIALLY "Censorship" on a website that literally waged fucking cyber war......against censorship!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZNDV4hGUGw

Hey Swaglord, why is your girlfriend such a slut? You know she's fucking Pasquale behind your back, considering your baby looks exactly like him.

https://twitter.com/RachelBeider/status/744036535998242816

>>1188468
>>1188464
I'm sure you love knowing your girlfriend with three kids is a slut

>>1189486
dude you're fucking awful at doxing/social media stalking, is there anything in life you're good at?

>>>/tv/81025917
>4 hours
You make the same about an actual actress and it's selected within 5 minutes

Give me one reason why I should follow the rules when selective moderation is still a thing on /tv/ nerds

>>1189519
Why would mods delete a post that people like responding to so much ?

>>1189519
why does people doing things you don't like bother you so much? its not like they're raiding your /lit/ rejects general.

>>1189486
>>1189509
If legit. *Props MOD* Not bad at fucking all! Why are you such a faggot? She's pretty hot? Is she redpilled or bluepilled? Im guessing bluepilled and that explains why your act like a cuck (Sadly, literally).

Like I've been saying over /pol/ for a bit now, they try to rope you in with "Pussy" and then you have to agree with everything they say or it's an argument and NO MORE PUSSY!

>>1189544
The way to truly beat people online is with satire.
As long as you can make the audience laugh, you've won.

Sadly though, some people can easily hit themselves and become a walking satire of a movement.
People like ice-chris-chan are examples.

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>>1189548 >>1189549 >>1189553 >>1189556 >>1189558 >>1189561 >>1189563 >>1189565
>>1189569 >>1189573 >>1189576

>Warned for a "Nigger Hate" thread on /pol/???

Faggots XD Faggots XD Faggots XD Faggots XD Faggots XD Faggots XD Faggots XD Faggots XD Faggots XD Faggots XD Faggots XD Faggots XD Faggots XD Faggots XD Faggots XD Faggots XD Faggots XD Faggots XD Faggots XD Faggots XD Faggots XD Faggots XD Faggots XD Faggots XD Faggots XD Faggots XD Faggots XD Faggots XD Faggots XD Faggots XD Faggots XD Faggots XD Faggots XD Faggots XD Faggots XD Faggots XD Faggots XD Faggots XD Faggots XD Faggots XD Faggots XD Faggots XD Faggots XD Faggots XD Faggots XD Faggots XD Faggots XD Faggots XD Faggots XD Faggots XD Faggots XD Faggots XD Faggots XD Faggots XD Faggots XD Faggots XD Faggots XD Faggots XD Faggots XD Faggots XD Faggots XD Faggots XD Faggots XD Faggots XD Faggots XD Faggots XD Faggots XD Faggots XD Faggots XD Faggots XD Faggots XD Faggots XD Faggots XD Faggots XD Faggots XD Faggots XD Faggots XD Faggots XD Faggots XD Faggots XD Faggots XD Faggots XD Faggots XD Faggots XD Faggots XD Faggots XD Faggots XD Faggots XD Faggots XD Faggots XD Faggots XD Faggots XD Faggots XD Faggots XD

>>1189576
I've been screenshotting "Ban" and /pol/s catalog for over a month. I have the pr00fs of what you are doing.

>>1189581
I was pointing out the object in which is being discussed, but you already know that.

>You NOT ready for whats coming
>You can think you are all day
>But your not

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>>1189590
281

>>1189595
Alligators are ecool.

>>1189593
Im quoting the archive http://archive.is/JZ3d5

Of how you are trying to tap out this thread with spam and useless post because you don't agree with the traction and direction it's going :)

>*Rules* Not for MODS
>Just another nail in your coffin, keep it up

What the fuck is this thread, is this how 4chan looks on /pol/?

>>1189603
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRNnKNWrLGI

>>1189604
12 more until you can delete it right???

>The only though in your mind right now, is how to end this thread
>It's going to get worse....soon

Niggggggz we might need to call in ess four s's

We'll bust through this alone then !
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbjyBjZP2pM

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The fire rises

>>1189620
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm21995224

>>1189625
#MODExit

>>1189624
300
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvYZRskNV3w

>>1189627

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The fire cools down

>>1189631
I feel you MOD and I do to. But we can't and the world is VERY politicized right now. /pol/ in it's natural form is the way back to it. There's alot of fucked up shit that needs to be fixed. And I really have faith that if allowed.....4chan could really and especially /pol/ can really make a difference.

>That's what im fighting for

>>1189653
"Influence" and the fact that i've been here for almost 1/3 of my life. I still have friends IRL, that I met from here, who ALL still post here.

>We grew up here
>You may not understand that
>But "This Website" is a part of many many lives
>And im not going to watch it get destroyed from the inside.

>>1189653
/pol/ itself is VERY important to the entire planet. We can do great things from there. And im not going to allow MODS to destroy it. It's not going to happen the site can get closed before I let a joke and mockery be made of it and us.

>>1189653
If it's going to go down...it going to go down on the 4chan communities terms....not MODS and certainly not for fucking money.

>>1189653
You know, none of this shit may be important to you, because your new (>2 years). But after staring at the screen long enough....you learn to read the numbers, figure out who a person is just by the way they post. It really becomes a 2nd family. And I'll be fucking damned if im going to let you fuck "My 2nd Family" up any worse than you already have. You've disrespected anon's who have been here for over a decade (NUMEROUS Old Anon's) And were fucking tired of it. You think you hold power....your wrong and have learned nothing from your time here. "None of us, are as cruel as all of us"

>>1189632

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Trying to Murder "Which" thread and for what purpose? You can sense what's coming....can't you?

>You know I can sniff this bullshit out too right?

Page 8, 2 more to go....

>Spam harder, you may get there....

http://archive.is/PqMWC

You can just have the archive if you don't like the thread up :)

>Hiro will

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Now it's not getting deleted until 3 more pages get filled

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>>1189911
Re-bumps it to page 7

>Spam harder faggot
>I'll fucking school you on how it's done :)

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>>1189916
How fucking stupid he must feel right now XD

>Spams >>1189825 because he fears the effects that this thread which IS archived is going to have
>Comes back to gloat no less than 404
>Re-bumps it like a newfag while bragging
>Undo's all of his faggy spam campaign
>Gets shit on for it

Lulz for the rest

>>1189916
>>1189911
I had to re-archive this mental collapse XD

>Just to shit on you later

http://archive.is/QNAWU

You gonna get schooled MOD to your embarrassment and my laughter. How fucking stupid do you feel right now? Scream louder at the screen you fucking cuck! LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>You mad bro? Tell me whatcha mad for :) You mad bro? Tell me whatcha mad for :) You mad bro? Tell me whatcha mad for :) You mad bro? Tell me whatcha mad for :) You mad bro? Tell me whatcha mad for :) You mad bro? Tell me whatcha mad for :) You mad bro? Tell me whatcha mad for :) You mad bro? Tell me whatcha mad for :) You mad bro? Tell me whatcha mad for :) You mad bro? Tell me whatcha mad for :) You mad bro? Tell me whatcha mad for :)

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I got screener of all of it. Theres no need to delete all of them to cover it up. It's ok.

>Spam harder, next time try filling more space like this

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You wanna really make your target feel as stupid as possible for even fucking thinking twice about playing games you perfected. You wanna be as much as an asshole as possible too. You want them raging at the screen.....they way you were earlier and most likely still are. Uncontrolled. When you achieve this lvl of wizardry.....then come talk to me.

I think tv is fine

swaglord is a cool mod he should stay

my mom always did like BBC and I do to

>>1189954
>>1189929
>>1189927
>>1189924
>>1189921
>>1189888
>>1189857
>>1189825
>>1189888
Why did you put on a name name fag?

I enjoy sucking off negroes

>>1189963
wow we should be friends

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aggregation

Wow that's so racist, there's nothing wrong with white women being attracted to superior African genetics

sites

>>1189988
I'll have to disagree with these dub dubs.

I really don't see a problem with BBC threads on /tv/

>>1189988
I always feel really sad when I see white women with black kids but never white guys with black babies. Should I talk to someone about this?

I agree BBC is a very popular thing to watch

I think everyone should watch BBC as it is great at doing what it does.

Can we give this thread a "The Worst of /QA/" award.

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>>1189997
You obviously missed out on such classics such as "I DEMAND MOD ACTION THREAD #4" and "HIRO, LOOK AT THIS STRAWPOLL"

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>>1190000
/QA/ History Lesson Get

>>1189997
>>1190000
>mah shitposting

You want to fix /tv/, then delete /qa/.