/vzg/-Venezuela General- dumb phone poster edition

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Did this one phone to keep it from dying so heres real last thread
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DIY WEAPONS FOR venezolANOS
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>DIY WEAPONS FOR venezolANOS
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DIY WEAPONS FOR venezolANOS
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>DIY WEAPONS FOR venezolANOS
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>tfw no cute venezuelan refugee gf

>Time it took Syria to go from protests to war: 136 Days
>Time it took Ukraine to go from protests to war: 135 Days
>Time passed since protests started in Venezuela: 123 Days

The guy next to me in work is a military age Venezuelan male. Should I ask him why he hasn't gone home to die for his country?

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>>135842737
Nice

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ded general

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>>135844814
rip

>>135844814
Maduro won.

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Sliding is intense tonight. bump.

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https://youtu.be/b_qKHd5UuVI

>>135847625
That was a pretty good kick desu.

>>135846786
Theres not much happening today apart from the arrest of an opposition leader.

>>135841251

Do not expect the US to save you Venezuela. We've been told for the last 20 years we were bad boys interfering in your internal affairs.

So we won't.

Its up to you to decide what sort of country you want.

Take a page from us though.

Fight. Do not let these commie assholes destroy your country. Even if the fight seems hopeless, the struggle will inspire, and eventually nobody will be able to ignore the suffering of your country.

If it is apparent that there is a genuine, militant and native opposition to Maduro that is actively fighting him, the US may be able to rally the OAS towards intervention.

But this can only happen if there is a clear civil war.

So fight. The time for words is over. The time for war is now.

I seriously hope he fucking dies already and takes my president with him.
Tabare Vazques is a fucking pussy who can barely string three words together, he only smiles to the cameras and follows the Commie party line.
Also the only reason they haven't denounced them so we could take them away from the MercoSur was because of all the fucking treaties between the Lula and Dilma, The Broad Front from my country and Venezuela itself.
Just fucking die already.

>>135841251
Is there somewhere that I can send food in Venezuela?

>>135852579
Yeah, Maduro's Palace.
This is not about food.

>>135853145
No, but there is obviously food shortages. Can we send food to the people?

>>135853483
That is the thing, Maduro hoards the food.

>>135853534
>>135853534
I saw that he blocks packages from the US but does he stop it from other countries? I couldn't find any proof of that

>>135853640
Probably, he blames US of what is happening right now.

>>135853640
Just let them die.

I've been gone all summer in boot camp. What led to all this?

>>135853962
NotRealCommunism(TM) starving Venezuelans.
Also use those boot camp skills and go punch a police recruit.

What stage of communism are we at now?

>>135853962
Commies were in control of the largest oil reserves in the world and still manged to tank the economy.

>>135853640
Your good will probably be pcketed by corrupt workers and officials, no use really. Unless maybe you could send money directly to someone, then they'll go and buy some off the black market.

How hard would it be for the Venezuelan opposition groups to buy guns and ammunition from the south and central american cartels?

>>135854650
lol they can't even buy food

>>135854730
>send money for "food"
>buy weapons south of the border
>fund an army

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>>135842615
Ayy weyy.. Cuando me fui a Ensenada (en Enero para vacacion), avia un chingo de pinche chicas bellas (y no prostitutas). Ala verga ñero, tu traes problemas agarando un novia weyy?? El pinche autisimo mang!!?? But I tell you what son, there are qt chicks everywhere boy!! You just has gotta haul ass and silver tongue on they ass. I done yonder across my great country and yours my dude.

>>135851270
the militants and opposition are also commies you retard

>>135841251
>Cops unbribable with devalued currency

at least corruption has gone down then.

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>>135841251
>QUICK RUNDOWN VID
>https://twitter.com/AJEnglish/status/891690923779739648

Is it just a coincidence that a country with large gold reserves and a nationalized bank is having a political crisis?

>>135853962
>boot camp
Training to be a ZOGbot for the coming invasion of BestKorea and/or Iran and/or Syria?
>>135855410
>country run by communists can't feed itself
Yes I'm sure its an America plot :^)

bum

Why are they all attacking the poe-lice instead lf going for the leaders?

>>135854876
You missed a line
>send money for "food"
>government intercepts the money
>buy weapons south of the border
>fund an army