/vzg/-Venezuela General- Devalued as fuck edition

lol
http://fortune.com/2017/08/01/venezuela-bolivar-world-of-warcraft-currency/

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>>135779572
One american dollars is over ten times as valuable as one Venezuelan Bolivar.

anything new? just woke up

I'm surprised things still haven't truly kicked off.

Nations around the world refusing to recognise these results.

Maduro is finished.

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RESISTENCIA

BREAKING NEWS: Venezuelan Opposition political leaders ARRESTED by Maduro police
http://archive.is/Fv5xP
http://archive.is/KLSTV

>>135779413
maduro's a kike. literally. his grandparents were kikes that left judaism. fuck him.

They wanted communism. Now they enyoj starvation.

>>135779413
>Argentina is preparing for a massive amount of Vzla refugees

Well, could be worse... At least they are not Muslims.

>>135779413
Keep going...

>>135780623
Since we are far far away from Vzla, the only people who are able to afford such a pricey plane ticket are middle and upper classes, so at least we are not receiving their scum. Colombia and Brazil haven't been this lucky

>Want communism.
>Expect anything different.

>>135780108
you are a shameful, lazy fuck.

>>135780535

Is this real, did venezuela actually have real opposition or is this a schoolplay where the controlled opposition gets an acting role?

>>135781615
idgaf, uni starts tomorrow lad

>>135780378
Both cuba and north korea have been "le sanctioned" way more than venezuela is right now and I don't see those regimes being much affected by it

Is /k/ involved in this yet? Our venezuela anons could use some manuals on how to deal with this kind of situations

>>135781290
>implying Brazil doesn't have endless forests to dump them
>>135782042
It was a "Hey maybe we shouldn't be a commie dictatorship" opposition- real, but not redically different when it came to political stance.

>>135779413
Tfw Not sure who to back in this conflict. I liked Chavez but the current government seems to be totally clueless as to the needs of the people. I don't want to back (((US))) intervention however. Anyone else struggling with this one?

>>135782042
It's a real oposition but a shitty one, like the government is hardcore marxist-leninist totalitarian bullshit and the oposition is centre-left, that's right venezuela doesn't even have a proper right-wing party.

On top of that the oposition has always been very divided and more concerned with political gain than the betterment of the country

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R8 my OC

>>135782224
a chilean autist have been uploading a mega link with tons of diy weapons and shit in every thread.

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>>135782660
breddy gud, here's mine

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I work for a large tax firm here in the US, and today I was told that we're suspending all travel to Venezuela and we're pulling all of our people out. Last night they arrested one of our audit partners and his manager, so they're worried the offices are gonna be raided.

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>>135780509
Dumping

>>135782224

checkems
>>135716862

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>>135783050
My dad works in the oil buisness as a higher up and there were big problems a few years back when the government seized a shitton of assets and materials.

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reminder that this happened

what's the VZ equivalent of the FBI?

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Are Venezuelans more cucked than Bernie? What're they waiting for?

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>>135779413
Keep safe fellow Venezuelan brothers!

Whatever comes after Maduro will be even more to the left because you know, socialism has never been tried and all that. The usual bullshit.

Just look at political leanings of Venezuela's other parties. They are ALL socialist.

>>135783124
they are so hungry that the try to BBQ the cops and cook them alive inside the cars

Somebody pls tell them that they ain't real pork

>>135783343

Bolivarian Intelligence Service (SEBIN)

>>135779413
Give Maduro a free helicopter ride once it is all over.

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>>135783358
The extent of their weaponry is knives, molotovs, and fireworks. Also lots of them still think socialism is good, just don't like Maduro.

>>135783343
it's called KGB

>>135783731
This helicopter meme is insufferable at this point. It wasn't that funny to begin with but now it's getting parroted by every fifteen year old fuckwit on the site.

Stop.

https://twitter.com/GuidoFawkes/status/892429311948374016

Mayor getting the ol black bag

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>>135783621
Funny you should mention it, since the government is so awful prisoners resort to cannibalism.
http://archive.is/G76rY

>>135784004
I really don't see what is gained by arresting the opposition if there is one. It adds fuel to the fire. You'd surely be better just suppressing them.

>>135782203
No regimes have a fuckton of money reserves. People are the only one who suffer from this jew ideology.

>>135783343
story?

>>135780540
He's a mestizo, probably the most Nigger-tier group of people next to Niggers themselves. That's why Latin America (Aside from Chile but even they are declining because of the new socialist president) is third world.

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>>135784410
venezuelan was asking for guides on making improvised weapons a few days ago

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>>135779413
Pls US. Let me do it!!!!

>>135784521
oh Thanks man

>>135784552
>nao jogando como os integralistas

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>>135782203
Venezuela has a Rothschild bank keeping it afloat. Cuba, Iran, and North Korea do not,

>>135783894
t. Corbynite

The helicopter meme is one of the best.

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>>135783894
>helicopter meme needs to die
You misspelled 'commmunists'

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>>135785014
It's not though. It's literally pavlovian memeing.

>Someone posted something left wing
>Now I have to post DUDE HELICOPTER LMAO

I hate lefties and communists as well. That doesn't mean I have to find this bullshit funny.

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>>135785352
I swear Venezuela better go full Fash and not just have a soft reboot of socialism.

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>>135785538
Where is Dominic? Nobody has blamed anything on the Dominican Republic at all in the past two threads.

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>>135785812
Last one

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>>135782660
Kek. We need also one wearing his usual shitty tracksuit with the national colors.

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>>135779413
>QUICK RUNDOWN

>>135786428
>>QUICK RUNDOWN VID
>https://twitter.com/AJEnglish/status/891690923779739648
Sorry for Al Jazeera but it's accurate.

uma delicia

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>>135780452
What about giving us permission to annex it. We have a Casus Belli allready.

http://www.reuters.com/article/venezuela-brazil-electricity-idUSL8N1HI4JS

And Bolivia also did threaten Brazil with military force over Dilma impeachment.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqBZ5lJdH9A

But i can't find a source in english.
They did not act on those but still is a valid CB.

And we are allready taking some people from there.

https://www.hrw.org/news/2017/04/18/venezuela-humanitarian-crisis-spilling-brazil

I think this is more than enough to justify some action against that commie governament.

Bolivia is next. Don't think we forgot about those refineries you took from petrobas that WE BUILT !

http://www1.folha.uol.com.br/folha/mundo/ult94u95508.shtml

I think is time to brazil become a supa powa allready

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>>135783207
Chileans never disappoint.

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>>135785988
Fresh off the presses

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>>135787158
>Not wanting Gran Colombia to reunite

>>135785441
I do know what you mean but youre taking it the wrong way, triggering pavlovian responses to left wing material is the kind of social programming we need whether you like it or not. Its a tired meme like deus vult but they both are memetically powerful.

>>135785812
>>135785864
both from Ukraine not Vnz

>>135787682
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>>135787682
Thanks.
>>135787782
Based.

>>135785458
>>135785812
>>135785864

These are from Ukraine dumbass, you can see a Ukranian flags in the background

>>135787593
Who wants that ?

>>135787652
Helicopter meme is powerful because leftists, and in particular South American leftists, are butthurt as fuck about Pinochet and the Argentine Junta helicoptering Marxist professors and antifa tier retards. Its like when you start talking to some butthurt leftie Brit about how great Thatcher was for closing the mines because it is #carbonneutral and helped against #climatechange

>OFFICIAL VENEZUELA GENERAL TELEGRAM CHAT:
http://t.me/VenezueiaGeneral
(Venezuela with an i)
Venezuelans, Resistence, Insiders strongly wanted

>Download Telegram
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>Torrent for the "etc.zip" Gorilla tactics dump:

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if you have already downloaded it, you can paste the files into the folder the torrent is downloading stuff in, then press recheck local files and SEED

OC VeneWave

>DIY WEAPONS FOR venezuelanons
https://mega.nz/#F!9boggSKQ!XKDJalsQ5BXloQqd4Lq2Gg

>>135782042
Probably not a proper oppostion leader, but still a big voice for the opposition I'd imagine.

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>>135784521
>>135783343
kek, so obvious... commie intelligence services suck

>>135785312
that's from ukraine fegot.

>>135785812
>>135785864
more vids from ukraine you fucking namefag

>>135787158
right now we can't even deal with ourselves...
this never end political reform is fucking up our economy to the point of no return.

>>135779413
Will this spark new PMC in the region?
How can jews profit from this?

>>135779413

God speed, anons

fuck communists

>Venezuela’s Currency Is So Devalued that Cops Are Demanding Bribes in Colombian Pesos
http://archive.is7te01
Riding down the abyss.

>>135779413
Bump, will maybe upload translated guides here and or in /k/

>More white jews

yes please

>>135789997
This is true,

I would like to know in your opnion, what would be the ramifications of said plan if the invasion was to happen tomorrow for example.

Could we boom up petrobas again after taking venezuelan reserves to the point were foreign investors would be willing to invest on it again?

Uncle Sam is going to use us to make a war. I heard that the army here was seen with some new toys ( that are a bit too modern ) that are anti-air

>>135791083
Petrobras seems finished, at least for a long time, no one likes to buy disgusting corrupt oil.
Also if you revive it, will not matter anyways, in 2025 a great chunk of cars will be (cucked) electric

>>135791390
>modern AA
>Against three decades old beat up MIGs (which, are shit overall)
You got the wrong package

>>135791537
tbqh I wouldn't want war. I bought my military card and leaving medschool to fight commies doesn't sound very appealing to me.

>>135791418
i think your downplaying oil usefullness to just cars.

>Elect socialists
>Don't like it when you get socialism

>>135791781
Only /pol/ edgelord think they want war, nobody wants war, it is proven that not even supperior technology/manpower can always be 100% effective (afghanistan for the soviets, vietnam) so who knows honestly what is going to happen

>>135791893
Machines and airplanes (and a few tanks) dont chew up half of the oil cars currently does

>>135791390
Tbh, if the US uses Colombia to go to war against venezuela. It would be just to laugh his ass off at the death toll or to cripple you too at the same time they deal with venezuela.

>>135792150
As a person with connections in the military here, I hear things.

If they want to bring the monkey down it has to be external. Armed with wooden shields they won't bring down the GNB + the pop is not 100% against him

Really the only good thing out of this is lefties lose even more support here as people realise the leftist ideology is a fucking lie

It's like a mirror

>>135792384
Well, last that i heard, some rebel niggers have already stolen some of the AK103 that the mils use, and maybe the us will drop some shit.
I wouldnt be surprised if maduro got sniped by a american gun

>>135792150
>what is going to happen
Nothing.

Better leave that shithole while you can.

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>>135792642
Or just grab some of these beauties.

>>135792765
>Implying im not enjoying my confy ass jungle shithole
>I want to move to the (((first world))) so i can live in a 2x2 apartment and drink water full of chemicals
Something MIGHT happen, and lets hope it wipes out some lefties

>>135793012
Svd?

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>>135779413
wow gold about twice as valuable as venezuela currency

From the news just aired here, most ambassadors in Venezuela have shown their support for the opposition today. The (((UN))) condemns the violence and calls on the Venezuelan gov to curb the violence.

It was just on the (((tv))) so I don't got any sauce for you

>>135793208
Looks like it.

>>135793327
fucking topKEK!

Get grinding venanons

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>>135793332
>The (((UN))) condemns the violence and calls on the Venezuelan gov to curb the violence.
So useful

>>135793332
>The (((UN))) condemns the violence
Shit, everybody hide. It's the UN!!!

>>135793712
exactly I don't think anyone gives a flying fuck lol

>>135793332
>(((UN))) condemns the violence
Oh yay, the UN will definitely come and fix this just like they always do.

>>135793327
Ohhhhh, fuck I saw this a few times and kept thinking you said
>wow(expression), gold (metal) is twice as valuable as Venezuela money
Thought to myself
>no shit of course gold would be worth more
Hahaahahhahahahaa I can olay some vidya and earn more than some commie in venezuela working his ass off

So is maduro a gommie or what?

>>135795932
Not real gommunism :D :DD

>>135796323
Theres no real gommunism and there never will be m8

Daily reminder to mexicans to not vote for AMLO, so that we can avoid this future.

>>135782600
Nah, it's all the opposition's fault. They decided to chimp out instead of participate in an election they didn't want. If they can be subdued things will start to straighten out over time. Inflation rates are being set in Miami and are politicized fiction. Vzla has a fuckton of oil to ride out the recession.

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>>135797065

>NOSOTROS JUIMOS PRESIDENTES Y MIERDA

i'll be making some new webms, stay tuned bois

>>135779413
I hope these cunts die starving. Every nation who elects commies have starve to death.

>>135787158
>we
Some fag in their mom's house

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this was from late May

>>135792150

Venezuelan military is one of best armed in South America when it comes to fighting conventional warfare.

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>>135786428
It's in the OP numbnuts.

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find all the ammunition depot and military storage facility in venezuela.....

>>135782203

>North Korea in a fucking famine and is about to get blitzed
>Iran the only one not being affected that much and thats because it made a deal with the US

Also fuck that junglenigger and fake othernigger who was shitting on the US. US made mistakes in the past but thats what it is, in the past. This is not a fucking CIA op. People are starving, whats so hard to believe about the people being pissed with their own gov?

>>135792642

Maybe America might supply maybe not. Depends on what Trump wants to do.

Hablantes de español, ¿Hay algo sitio dónde puedo las noticias sobre Venezuela en español? Necesito mejorar mis habilidades y además sería interesado en leyendo más cercano a la fuente que las traslaciones, gracias.

>>135799899
>North Korea in a fucking famine
dude, that's an old meme. NK hasn't had famine since the 90's.

>>135800074
Some anon posted it days ago: http://www.chismeven.net/

>>135787593
This really. Venezuela is nothing but a failed experiment. Greater Colombia is what should have been. Ecuador and Bolivia also need to be annexed if they are gonna keep being commies.

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pic related is the reward given to the soldiers for beating up the population

>>135800365
Thanks anon. I appreciate it.

>>135800632
Worth it

>>135800691


these things aren't even human anymore

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>>135800616
Weird. Picture didn't upload.

>>135800799
Yeah, but they're nice and clean at least.

>>135800632
Witness the true power of socialism.

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>>135800632
Porra Caralho bro!!!
Fucking utter pathetic!!!
I feel embarrassed, as if I'm them.
Thank the Lord for the 2nd amendment.

>>135800874
South American Reich when?

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>>135800874
Eso es lo que pasa cuando la pases mas tinto y viene la pachanga, wey!

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Imagine reaching such a low that you would spend your hole day fighting an angry mob for a pack of toilet paper, toothpaste and some razors.Socialism actually kills your soul.

>>135782203
Those regimes have had decades to set up their iron grip on population. In case of Best Korea, population are pretty brainwashed. When it comes to Cuba, most opponents of the regime have fled the country. There isn't much they can do from outside.

>>135782600
>I liked Chavez but the current government seems to be totally clueless as to the needs of the people.
Maduro is essentially Chavez minus charisma. While Chavez was still alive, price of oil was higher, they based their entire economic policy on high oil prices, once price of oil came down economy collapsed.

>>135782614
The problem with Venezuelan opposition is the fact that they started screaming about communist dictatorship more than decade ago, in time when Chavez had zero reason to use undemocratic methods and he was at peak of his popularity. Oil was expensive and economy was running fine. They cried wolf when there wasn't one, now there is actual wolf, but opposition has had zero credibility for more than decade.

>>135797220
>Vzla has a fuckton of oil to ride out the recession.
They have fuckton of oil, but no foreign currency to buy shit they need to import, so there are shortages of everything.

>>135800115
They have had shitty spring harvest this year due to drought and almost certainly fall crops will fail as well. They will have famine by winter.

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>>135801561
At least favela drug traffickers kill for territory, money and retaliation. These muthafuckahz do it so they can wipe they ass!!!!???

>>135798580
When will this fucking meme die?
Yes they bought a shit-ton of modern russian equipment bur the army itself is mainly composed of reservists who barely know how to fire a gun.

Also that equipment was bought almost 10 years ago and while I'm sure they're trying to keep them in good condition, a lot of that equipment must severely lacking maintainance

>>135802126
>When will this fucking meme die?
>Yes they bought a shit-ton of modern russian equipment bur the army itself is mainly composed of reservists who barely know how to fire a gun.

Rest of South American armies are built up to fight insurgency and to keep their own population in check. Only exceptions are Venezuela and Chile. Advantage in technology they have over their neighbors is silly, especially when it comes to air defense.

>Also that equipment was bought almost 10 years ago and while I'm sure they're trying to keep them in good condition, a lot of that equipment must severely lacking maintainance

Pretty much only weapon systems they have had problems with are American ones because US haven't delivered them spare parts for decade. When arms deals are made usually they come with support for entire life cycle of equipment. Pretty much only countries that are too stupid to plan ahead are Arabs.

>>135799811
You could probably find a decent amount of guns and equipment in a police station right? Raid one of those.

>>135801801
No Maduro is not Chavez. Maduro is a dumbass. His IQ is that of a retard.

I hope some chavista General coups his ass and kills all those fucking corrupt chavista politicians.

Unfortunately Venezuela is full of dumb fuckers. God you wouldn't believe how dumb they are.

>>135802067

Under our military dictartorship, Brazil grew to the 8th economy in the world.They were authoritarian but at least they let the country work, economically speaking.

>>135791390
sauce: you're butthole

>>135800874
Ecuador should be part of Peru. Gimme Panama back and give me CR as a yapa and we have a deal

>>135804139
>No Maduro is not Chavez. Maduro is a dumbass. His IQ is that of a retard.

Chavez pushed as idiotic policy as Maduro. He just had more charisma to keep his shit together and was more lucky when it comes to economic things outside Venezuelan control, US invasion of Iraq pushed price of oil much higher.

>>135804158
If history has thaught me anything is that all latin american countries have populations that are too stupid to rule themselves efficiently through democracy as they will sooner or later devolve into cuban-style totalitarianism, only right wing dictatorships which are focussed in making their economies work can actually turn you shitholes into decent places

>>135805032
North America is unironically going down the same road as you keep letting people from every shithole on earth into your countries

>>135805032

you're talking about the 20th century.A dictartorship will never happen in post-internet Brazil.

>>135805330
Which is why your country is turning into venezuela 2.0

>>135805330
it happened in post internet venezuela. Reminder that their internet network was one of the most widespread compared to other South American coutnries at the beginning of 2000s

>>135805619

Brazil's goverment can't be totally indepent on oil like yours, they need the private sector to sustain themselves.

>>135805852
> like yours
ours can't either. we don't even have 1/3 of the oil reserves venezuela has. We also rely on coffee and other crops. That's one of the reasons why gibmedats are so fucking hard to come by in this cunt

>>135805852
>>135805619

As soon as they started growing the tax burden (which is already unberable) to expand the military, there'd be a revolt.

>>135804136
if the protesters protest close to a ammunition depot or a military storage facility and they chase the police off then they can raid these places a police station will not be enough fire power or ammo to start a revolt against the communist government.

>>135779413
>Mercosur analyzing the expulsion of Venezuela based on Ushuaia Protocol by the country's corrupt democratic pillars
This is ridiculous at this point
Fucking Uruguay is holding the process because of "muh need more dialogue" bullshit

Are there any new videos or is it just reposts? Is the situation escalating or not.

>>135805032
Let me guess, you learnt your history from /pol/ memes.

Can someone explain to me if Venezuela is really socialist? When ever I research online the answers seem divided. Have the people seized the means of production?

Can we get a containment zone around Venezuelan borders pls?, when all out civil war starts, they'll fucking swarm south america, i don't want more fucking Colombians and Venezuelans abusing our education system

>>135806946
Your cunt's best days were back when you weren't a democracy, now you're just venezuela light

>>135806063

I've mistaken your flag for Venezuela's.I meant that our country can't be so indepent from public opinion like Venezuela, not Colombia.

>>135807455
Our best days were in the beginning of the 20th century, we were an oligarchical state, and we were doing pretty good, we weren't exactly a dictartorship, only thing dictatorships have done in Argentina is fuck things up, (not that i think a dictatorship in itself is a bad thing, our dictatorships just sucked), however you certainly are right in saying that democracy here doesn't work, at least in my opinion

>>135807309
it's not, let me explain

people were given gibsmedat with oil money (PDVSA Goverment controlled) during Chavez presidency, normally between 2002-2010 before shit got real (oil prices going low and venezuelan quality became one of the worst)


But the private sector was always strong and they still are unironically (thus the opposition) and now since there is not more buying and the president was literally a bus driver Venezuela is fucked for years to come even if tomorrow they change the president peacefully


They called this 21st century socialism,which is basically give gibs with the goverment's money till it runs out

>>135807482
>hurr durr muh country will never become venezuela
Listen you monkey, the venezuelans used to say they would never become like cuba and now they officialy are, you and your people are as low IQ as them. The only thing protecting you from becoming another cuba is not your pathetic army nor your degenerate nigger culture. Your only real protection is that your commies are too incompetent to efectively stablish a totalitarian rule that can keep 200 million monkeys under control

>>135800632
Time to install toilet showers like Middle Easterner to replace toilet paper at this point. Some anon said there were reading handbooks to "make homemade toilet paper".

>>135808343
It's actually the island. The Chavez voters can just run off to here and life comfy fucking lifes. Problem with that is they end up supporting lefties here in order to get some gibs.

Leftists never do learn their fucking lessons

>>135808206
>They called this 21st century socialism,which is basically give gibs with the goverment's money till it runs out
Would democratic socialism, like the nordic countires, be a accurate?

>>135800632
this makes me sad

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>Listen you monkey, the venezuelans used to say they would never become like cuba and now they officialy are, you and your people are as low IQ as them. The only thing protecting you from becoming another cuba is not your pathetic army nor your degenerate nigger culture. Your only real protection is that your commies are too incompetent to efectively stablish a totalitarian rule that can keep 200 million monkeys under control

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>>135808761

>homemade toilet paper

the absolute state

>>135808954
Why?, the Venezuelans brought this upon themselves
>>135809045
>>135808343
This Amerilard sounds like he is kinda angry, probably got robbed by some Jose after Tyrone stole his girl, anyway, not that i like Brazil but he should keep in mind how ironic it is that the USA is looking more and more like Brazil everyday

>>135809306
>Why?, the Venezuelans brought this upon themselves
i know it's just sad this cunts abused inocent people for fucking toilet paper
good thing you got away from the chavismo scam

>>135808912
Nope. Check the Wikipedia and you will get some insight. And some PC guy can help you. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Socialism_of_the_21st_century
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nordic_model (capitalism/ social democracy)

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>>135808761
>reading handbooks to "make homemade toilet paper".
The dumb ones will just use the book for toilet paper and end up with none after the book is gone and not know how to make his own.

>>135809528
>good thing you got away from the chavismo scam
Senpai, we moved from that to neolib kosher cancer, and the lefties that we had in power before will probably come back again, if not worse, maybe the literal commies from the "frente de izquierda" and "partido obrero" could be making big progress in the midterms, Cristina created a tumor in Argentina, Macri inflated it, and the leftists that are about to win in the midterm and 2019 elections will just put a bullet trough our brain

>>135800874
That's absurd! Why would we like to anex Bolivia? However Ecuador is legitimate peruvian clay, also Gran Colombia was a mistake.

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socialism is so powerful that even my dog has a better life than the average venezuelan

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>>135810161
Sucks y'all getting pozz'd up and shit. How's your area and how does it affect (You) vos?

>>135779413
Civil War is about to start???? I thought that was the US

>>135810472
Me? not much personally, i'm about to graduate in agronomic engineering and move to my aunts stead with my girlfriend, i'm planning on having a comfy white life with many children, but i still feel for my country

>>135810603
here comes the retard.

>inb4 socialism has never been tried before

>>135810741
Macri is doing the best he can, it's better to have a country where a few live miserably than one where literally everyone ( excepto gobierno ) lives miserably

>>135810161
lmao you fucked bro
>>135810603
>Civil War is about to start???
yes probably, i will give it a few more weeks.

A country with massive amounts of oil, stable borders and an educated population is now more of a cratered shithole then its next door neighbor that is getting out of 30 years of civil war.

Sad!

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>>135810238
>Why would we like to anex Bolivia?
Lithium and gas reserves?

>>135811005
>30 years of civil war

try 50

>>135810961
>Macri is doing the best he can
I honestly agree with that statement of a FEW things, but he is a literal retard %60 percent of the time

>>135809612
I see so nordic countries are social democracies while venezuela is democratic socialism. But the confusion according to this guy is arguing that the two can be conflated
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEioGEZ_Qds

I think the reason for that is that while socialism is supposed to be the transition state between capitalism and communism, democratic socialism is basically the transition party from capitalism to socialism. One that is elected in. Okay, I seem to get it now.

>>135811165
I don't know, you tell me

I can't take lefties seriously when they criticize Macri, "macri gato" is all they say.
I've heard everything is through the roof, but nigger you guys had an inflation of 40% so what did you expect.

>>135811005
Wee had a Luso-Venezuelan patient coming to pratical Rheumatology class last year. He said in sad tone that it was a Paradise but no more. Fucking sad.

Scandinavia is socialist ATM, but no one mentions how they became rich through classical liberalism.It really shows how their growth have halted sincesocialism started, by the fact that Sweden hasn't created a SINGLE extra job in the private sector since the 80s.

>>135811086
Try since 1810

>>135811005
> he fell for the civil war meme

>>135811005
internal conflict =/= civil war.
Shit like Baltimore and St. Louis last year have literally not happened here in the last 30 years

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>>135808761
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>>135779413
send your women

>>135787325
Nigger

>>135783731
a bus ride off a cliff would be apt for someone of his caliber

>>135800632

wow, even him takes the reward in pic 3. thats how corruption works.

>>135783894
I rather use that meme with the protesters

>>135810450

Prepared to 2018?

>>135780096
And one american dollar is over six times as valuable as one danish crown.

Your point?

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>Currency rate is 12,000 to $1USD
>Buy $20 worth of Bolivar
>US invades Venezuela
>Regain Economic and Political ties
>Back to 1 to 1 exchange rate like it was before the collapse
>Now have $240,000

>>135793012
toyota distribution channel best distribution channel, they're literally everywhere there's shit going down

>>135797220
great bait m8

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>Santa claus banned from memesuela
Madura is literally the grinch.

>>135815070
hhahahahahahaha
any historical precedents for this made currency flipping idea?

>>135810961
>Macri is doing the best he can
Fuck no, he's pretty much fucking up everything beyond saving, even more than Cristina.

>>135815797
BTC

New bread?

>>135816482
Not needed for another 50 posts. Hope something happens soon

>>135815785
Santa claus aka Nissen is actually a very powerful spirit here, it's actually many of them here they live in the gravemound and is typically the first person that ever settled a farm. If not treated right or pissed off they are known to raise havoc, killing your life stock and what not.

No wonder he is fucked. Due to their age they turn small over the years

here is one caught on tape, it's really scary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msSoq4lpULY&feature=youtu.be&t=137

watch after he bends over there, behind his back there he goes

>>135779413
>Venezuela
>relevant

Wew

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>Haitians are the least violent people in the Caribbean. Nations such as the colonized DR have 4 times more violence, larger militarized forces, more foreign owned property and lots of pedophile tourists and prostitution. US' colonization of the DR since the failed 1963 independence struggle, has made Dominican women the 4th most trafficked prostitutes in the world (after Brazil, Thailand, and the Philippines).

How do we have to heal with a Dominican problem?

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>>135813602
>>135810450

2018 will be Topper :DDDD

>>135779413
Venezuela died today. Maduro Won.

Press F to Pay Respect

>>135801116
Only with The Bragança Dinasty in the East, Great Colombia in the North, Chile Empire in the West and Peru Principatte in the northwest

>>135816325
Any with government back currency?

>>135787325
The ideologies of all groups are totally different from one another. Do you consider monarchy a dictatorship then? i just want to point out that this is a low quality post.

>>135815797
>>135817498
Argentina in the 90's was exactly this
due to hyperinflation a fixed exchange rate was established with US dollar by law in 1989 (Convertibilidad - also known as "uno a uno")
some (((people))) exploited this and syphoned the foreign currency reserves by freely exchanging pesos for dollars and then taking those to tax havens

>>135816961
>Venezuela died today
It's been dead for years. The socialist state has been hunting its apparitions ever since, but now the hauntings are becoming too great.

i thought vuvuzela was an instrument

Daily reminder that outside forces are destroying Venezuela. The socialist government has nothing to do with the current unrest, which is most likely pushed by the CIA.

>>135815785
Maduro: The Grinch Who Stole the Election

Why wont the Cocaine Dealers and the Hues put a stop to this? If Venezuela implodes they will have chaos on their borderm

>>135818967
No idea really.

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>>135797065
>tfw we are condemned whatever the result is next year.
Only a really good independent candidate can change things in this country and is not going to happen anytime soon, so who cares.

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>>135779413
>Civil War is about to start in Venezuela

Holy shit you mean it wasn't in a state of civil war already?

>>135784552
>not Kaiserreich

>>135819191

Is your government secretly hoping the US will solve the issue like we would have done 40 years ago? Cuz we've kinda gotten a ton of shit for those sorts of South American interventions and its not likely to happen unless Maduro does something monumentally stupid like storm the US embassy.

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>>135812012

Dominican Republic is the second most redpilled Republic on the planet, after Israel.

Only people who hate success hate the DR.

>>135819664

who cares..

>Venezuela
>selling oil
>doing nothing else
>socialism

why should i care? how they compare with any other country with out resources like them, who put a lot of work and years to develop??

>WoW gold worth more than the Bolivar

Truly this is the best timeline.

>>135818967

Mmm, chaos. Delicious, profitable chaos.

Get out there and chop off more heads, boys.

>>135820415

It's actually extremely dangerous TO care about Venezuela. The socialist cancer is metastasizing, like all tumors do when they can't support themselves any more, and any country that takes in refugees is literally letting themselves be infected with the same socialist cancer as well.

Think of Venezuela as a country full of scorpions, waving frantically for some nice frog to swim out and save them from drowning before the frog they stung to death sinks below the river's surface. It's cold blooded to let them die, but even worse to let them kill you as well. They are determined to kill themselves, and the only thing holding them back from suicide is the hope of killing a few more other people first.

>>135820361
Read this >>135816894

>>135811005
Rwandans after their genocide are doing better than us today too.

>>135822586
That's mainly because of a benevolent dictator though.
As soon as Kagame guys, you're gonna see a round 2.

>>135810450
>>135813602
Taking advantage of the chance, it shows a very interesting idea that I saw floating on the Senate Site, to classify the Drug Trafficking Factions in Domestic Terrorism Organizations

Https://www12.senado.leg.br/ecidadania/visualizacaoideia?id=86314

>>135818215
Sad
>>135779413
> US sanctions
>Sanctions of Brazil and other boludos based on the Protocol of Ushuaia
>EU sanctions
>Caribbean sanctions
>Sanctions of Central America
>Only Ecuador, Cuba and Bolivia support Maduro

What is left for Temer to declare State of Excess and send the mustache to The Hague?

Bumping to keep at the top of the catalog,
Where are streams new vids?

>hurr durr muh toilet paper shortage
a fucking napkin

>>135823557
yes please someone post some more ukraine vids

>>135816843
Not relevant but extremely entertaining, I still feel bad for anons in venezuela tho

>>135823578
>t. Street shitter

>>135824176
sweetie, brazilians use a bidet. amerisharts just wipe and walk out with shit on their asses.

>>135824336
Public fountains =/= bidets.

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>>135810450
HA HA HA This. Or its such a good system socialism and gomunissm are such good systems they were real :) kek. They were so good they never got a chance to fail or succeed.

>>135780623
they will go to chile or colombia

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>>135824684
you've probably never even seen a bidet. right now, I bet are sitting down with crusty shit up your bumhole because you think toilet paper by itself does the job.

>>135815070
Incorrect figures, plus the exch rate has been close to the current the last year. You'd be waiting a decade to get back to the 2009 high of 0.3 bol to GBP, and only triple your money (if your lucky).

http://www.xe.com/currencycharts/?from=VEF&to=USD&view=1M

>>135824959
Do you supplement your day's wages by taking the change that tourists leave in the fountain as well?

More coverage, I hate that coverage is being niggered out someone find a stream

>>135824959
Worse, they think they don't even need to wipe if they take a shower after they poop.

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>fortune.com/2017/08/01/venezuela-bolivar-world-of-warcraft-currency
>Venezuela's money is worth less than World of Warcraft in game currency
Holy shit

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>>135825372
>hurr durr
t. amerishart

>>135825837
Do you use the pigeon feathers to wipe as well?

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>>135826132
>Do you use the pigeon feathers to wipe as well?
wew

>>135824784
> Chile
Not really, most likely Brazil or Panama

>>135827186
>Not really

Obv no where near the levels you're getting but they are coming in in waves, usually the better off ones because they go to Santiago which is a rather expensive City to live in but they're already fucking up our job market which is already shit atm

>>135820415
>why should i care? how they compare with any other country with out resources like them, who put a lot of work and years to develop??

Because soon Brazil will annex everything and make the Third Brazilian Reich of the House of Bragança or some conservative family, threatening the World Balance

>>135827511
>Obv no where near the levels you're getting but they are coming in in waves, usually the better off ones because they go to Santiago which is a rather expensive City to live in but they're already fucking up our job market which is already shit atm
>>135827186

The border districts of Brazil are full of Prostitutes coming from Venezuela

>>135827770
I feel ya bro. it's the same here. A large group of local prostitutes went on strike a couple months ago as they're charging literally half what they charge

>>135827770
>The border districts of Brazil are full of Prostitutes coming from Venezuela
soon you'll have portuguese diaspora as well, there is no way we are going to accomodate so many people in here, this will be retornados 2.0

>>135828183
it's still a mystery to me how a 10 million people nation managed to spawn the 210 million monster that is brazil

>>135828183

Hey Tuga, Are you having problems involving Kebabs?

>>135828295
>reports are saying there are betwen 0,5 to 2 million in venezuela and they may need extraction
the venezuelan dream ended some 30 years ago, most of our imigrants came back then. I have no idea how can this many people be still there

>>135830076
none that I know of.
But then again, I live in the outskirts of civilization, far away from lisboa and their diverse population

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Bumping with Roboremover

fug

>>135805237
this

Venezuelan Integralist Front when?

GLORY TO SYNARCHISTA
GLORY TO INTEGRALIST
GLORY TO GOLD SHIRTS
AVANTE! AVANTE!

Who will make the next general?

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>>135779413
When the Jews are leaving you're about to end up like Iraq.

New bread? Because this thread is about to die.

>>135784801
>cnn calls them pacific protesters.
I dont like left wing but, (((who))) is behind this fake news?

>>135835981
Uhm, 10 more posts?

>>135835981
If anyone wants to, prepare one now I guess

>>135835981
>>135836261
>>135836328
I'd advise to wait a bit. There's several happenings going on right now, plus the intense sliding and shilling that comes when (((they))) need to seriously shut it the FUCK down.
>Youtube censoring right-leaning content and redpills on jews
>more info on Imran Awan and DWS
>two different happenings revolving around Wikileaks and Seth Rich

>>135836882
I honestly agree.

>>135785458
wow what a great throw

>>135800632
they look very happy and very proud.

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Reminder that we need chinkmoot to unban the venezuelan ISP so we can get more news

The WSJ had a good feature a few weeks ago on some of these guardsmen. They are locked in their barracks to prevent desertion, they get a boiled carrot for breakfast, go out into the streets for 10 hours getting bricks and fire tossed at them, go back and get a piece of corn bread. Pretty shitty deal for oppressing your fellow citizens, that isnt going to last long, mass desertions soon.

>>135838305
there are six major newspapers in venezuela. you speak spanish. go fetch us news.

>>135819203
Me, 2018.

I agree with all candidates being shit, but for the time being we have to avoid socialism and the ((progressive)) agenda.

>>135838631
Venezuelan newspapers are goverment owned so no luck there.
Twitter it's the oppositions favorite place to post news and shit

>>135839022

I still think we can have hope if AMLO doesn't get elected next year. A true rightwing political force can always rise up, assuming the left doesn't get there first.

>>135783835
>Also lots of them still think socialism is good, just don't like Maduro.
Let them all die, I say.

>>135839805
The left in Mexico is a meme.

>>135839896

And still the people keep believing their bullshit over and over again.

>>135782660
ayyyy kek, nice pepe lad

New please?

>>135785864
>ukranian flags
>guys it is venezuela
Dumbass

>>135841251
>>135841251
>>135841251
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