Venezuela General /vzg/ - Caracas Night Edition

EVERYONE WILL LOSE

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THIRD FOR RESISTENCIA

DEATH TO MEMEZUELA!

>>135704595
And win at the same time, since kike puppets are gonna end up killing each other.

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I want Maduro to be killed in the same fashion as Gaddafi. Done, we will never have to argue with lefties again, we will just have to post images of Maduro being lynched. Socialism itself will be refuted for all eternity.

3RD FOR CIA BACKED RIGHT WING DEATH SQUADS

Is there even a point to these threads because really it's just "shitting on socialism general".
Not that I'm complaining. It's comfy.

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>we will never have an actual Spanish-tier Civil War that has two ideologies duking it out without shitty Deep State agencies co-opting everything

>>135704716
>>135704716

2018 will be your turn, prepared?

>>135704949
This is a good one anon.
Here's your (you)

>>135704949
I mean in all fairness the Spanish civil war saw heavy backing from two regional political powers.

>>135705063
So what really are the chances that squidward won't be arrested and we gang up for a civil war so we don't become Venezuela 2.0

>>135704907
Wait for a few day to see if anything happens, I imagine mass protests are planned by opposition. In 10-14 days we will see if it boils over.

Time it took Syria to go from protests to war: 136 Days
Time it took Ukraine to go from protests to war: 135 Days
Time passed since protests started in Venezuela: 122 Days

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>>135705181

>>135705063
Brazilians have given up. The corruption is so overwhelming that people just want to get on with their lives. I've basically given up on following all the scandals because every fucking day there is a new one. How about you?

nth for ALLAH SURIA BASHAR W BASS

>The website of the National Electoral Council of Venezuela was hacked
I didn't catch this one before now

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FIRST TO TAKE THEIR OIL AND THEIR WOMEN

Gulf War-tier
http://thehill.com/blogs/pundits-blog/international/293632-iran-looks-to-latin-america-to-revive-missile-infrastructure

If the U.S. and Colombia invade Venezuela, they will throw missiles at them.

>>135704558
God damn there's lots of viaducts on Caracas also lvery large Hills, nice places to plant an IED

>>135705476
Here's the archive
https://archive.is/MEn8u

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>>135705163

none, zero, nada. Squidward is done for, hence why our economy isn't crashing even with all the shit Temer is going thru.

PT doesn't even know who they will pitch, there are some saying they will back up Coronér Tiro Gomes. They might end up not running at all.

t. brasilia insider

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FUCK CHAVISM
FUCK /pol/

>>135705349
>Anti-Zionist half jews
>Maduro isnt even ashkenazi so who gives a shit
>On the other side there are the actual jews doing what they do best: inciting riots and niggering to destroy anything even remotely anti-israel
make your choice goy

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>>135705376
Here's the website when hacked https://web.archive.org/web/20170731100224/http://www.cne.gob.ve

>>135705530
Do we even have any candidates? Bolsonaro?
>inb4 israel
so what are the options?

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>>135705538
>FUCK CHAVISM
u fuckin WOT

(((@135705603)))

>>135705626
sheeeeeit

>>135705476
>>135705516
I think everyone should read this. It seems relevant and important.

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Is Magharbi 2: Colombian Edition here today?

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nth for qt venezuelan refugee gf

>>135704558
>Civil War is about to start in Venezuela
Sorry but no.

>>135705758
Give me the script and I'll fill in for him.

>>135705650
kek I'm going through their stuff right now, they have been on a frenzy today lol. Mostly ddos'es though but a couple of defaces here too

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>>135705815
Idk about that.

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>>135705977

>>135705977
He's right tho. The army, or a significant faction in the armed forces has to break away from govt for their to be a civil war.

Is there any legit right-wing opposition or is it all just "not reel socialism" fags?

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Official Telegram Group:
http://t.me/VenezueiaGeneral
(That is, Venezueia with an i)

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>>135706086

Not legit Right-wing, all socalist till the bone.

>>135705977
Nice. Get those fucking pigs. This is what Jew slaves will receive in the end.

>>135706082
I find it hard to believe that an army that gets paid in literal toilet paper refuses to side with the people.

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>>135706082
True. Maybe the military will break off as well though. They've started receiving toilet paper as awards. Wish a nigga would

>>135705784
only haitians for you weon

>>135706249
They are an OIL STATE, if they side with people, Blackwater gets called in... What do you think happened in the middle east?

>>135705668

Fuck Bolsonaro. He's a goddamn fool, he's a right wing statist, not different at all from Lula, they fight for pretty much the same thing on different spectrum. Besides, our military sucks ass and we don't have no Pinochet nor Chicago boys, they're the one to blame for us being neck deep in leftist bullshit nowadays, our economy wasn't doing great during the military years after the miracle.

Just vote for anyone PSDB puts on the run. Don't question, don't think too much about it. Don't let the democracit socialist bullshit fools you, they will put our economy on the right track and by bringing us closer to the relevant players on the world scenario and away from China. Economy and what party will bring the most economic freedom and are willing to cut away assistencialism is all that matter this election.

Besides, PSDB is the only party who actually know how to make a decent universal healthcare.

>>135706082
Just gotta hold out hope for /ourguy/ Oscar Perez to come back.

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>>135706082
>>135705511
>>135705163
>>135704716

Brazil is a continental country, would be interesting see that situation happening here.

>>135705538
>FUCK /pol/

wtf, no one is pro Maduro here

>>135706086
Latin America has no right wing. To have an actual right wing you need a degree of civil liberty, which these societies have just never had. The "right wing" in these countires are either Liberals or dictators with no inbetween.

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>>135706249

>>135706082
You'd almost need to have people steal helicopters and bomb courts as well

late stage socialism

>>135705516
>>135705750
The only thing Maduro have to do is to invade Guyana and the West Indies, and probably Puerto Rico if their military is strong enough. Cuba may intervene by siding with Venezuela.

>>135706249
All the high ranking officials are corrupt and get gibs and drug money, so yeah, they're not going to lose everything to side with the people.

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I think that the food shortage hasn't been explained properly to the people reading these threads yet.
>Chavez puts controls over who buys foreign currency
>private companies and stores have a hard time getting their hands on raw material and imports
>production decreases
>inflation does its job
>people complain they can't afford the food
>government applies fixed prices
>companies produce even less because they can't make a profit to reinvest in more raw material or imports
>government accuses these companies of having an agenda against the people and seizes them
>the company never produces anything ever again
>shortages intensify
>some time passes
>people start importing food with their own money at black market price and selling it to the people
>food on shelves again
>only some people can afford this non subsidized food
>the rest has to depend on finding subsidized goods which are rare as fuck to be able to eat on their $25 a month budget (minimum wage)
If I missed anything please let me know

To give an example, the food you see in shelves is being sold at its actual international price because it's imported from neighboring countries at the black market dollar price. A Coke will cost the same as USA or anywhere else but the purchasing power of the average Venezuelan is so low it suddenly becomes an expensive Coke. Also if you go to any bakery in the country don't expect to find bread because they don't have flour to work with.

Also remember that this is only regarding food, people have other basic expenses like rent, bills, school tuition if you have kids, car maintenance and other things. So you either prepare yourself to spend an entire day on a line to get 2kg of rice or you buy imported food. Add to all this that basic goods like soap, deodorant, toilet paper, women pads, diapers, medicines and other important things are regulated by the government which means they're rare and expensive.

>>135705834

its crazy how lefty fags in europe are still crying about 'police brutality' at the g20, when in one of the major socialist countries these thugs will literally shoot civilians who have to buy TP on the blackmarket and are only allowed to queue to buy food once a week

>>135706481

If i were those guys getting this fucking prize, i would start to sell weapons to people for dollars right fucking now.

>>135706420
>Brazil is a continental country
God I fucking hate this about Brazil, the country is way too fucking huge, it's obvious that management would go down the shitter.
Also all those favela cities would turn into literal ancap mini states.

>>135706565
ARE DOGS STILL ALIVE THERE?

>>135706424
You'd be surprised, see previous bread, some hues are butthurt about the peaceful protesters.

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>>135705823
Can do maghreboi but I can do this:

>REMINDER THAT JEWS ARE WHITE AND BASED

>>135706487
>bombing the supreme court
that was a beautiful beaceful brotest desu

>>135704558
Venezuela is Socialism's Last Nail in the Coffin
Just about every industry the government has touched has fallen apart. Steel production was reduced by 70 percent after it was nationalized, food production has been on the decline while the government redistributed farmland for the production of food the land was not suited for, and the Venezuelan government is instituting blackouts to reduce consumption to reduce electricity use due to decreased supply. Overall, it seems Venezuela is in the process of running its economy into the ground.

http://www.freedomworks.org/content/venezuela-socialisms-last-nail-coffin

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From yesterday, """"""national guardsman""""" gets shot in the balls. https://twitter.com/elcapitansur/status/891719035091640321

>>135706082
I'd say most of them have had enough with communism/socialism. Some armed nationalistic right wing groups have risen from the conflict.

>>135706082
Pretty much this. One side has all the guns.

>>135706481
So this is the power of socialism

>>135706249
Gotta pay them somehow when currency is meaningless. Though the actual government degenerating to in-kind payment is honestly a weird site in the 21st century.

>>135706645
Different standards, also I doubt those type of people are very well informed of internationalism in general.

>>135706731

Most of them were shitposting desu

>>135706751
>dictatorship takes all the power and violently enforces its rule
Haha just be peaceful. :^))))

>>135706565
>I think that the food shortage hasn't been explained properly to the people reading these threads yet.
They are being intentionally dense and conflating shortages with famine because it helps their shitty pro-maduro arguments.
Apparently you must wait until you are so famished you are unable to stand up straight before you revolt.

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>>135706383
>PSDB

Do you believe?

>>135706731
they are the exeption and belong on /leftypol/
same for those c*lombiANOS and m*jicANOS

>>135706565
Bitcoin is also banned there I heard ...

>>135706524
Holy shit, fuck these niggers, I am going to full time devote myself to getting these police niggers all slaughtered. Get ready for geolocation, fucking Jews! Practice for Israel!

>>135706747
Okay.

JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAa! REMINDER THAT JEWS ARE BASED AND LATINO! UNION OF SOUTH AMERICAN SOCIALIST REPUBLICS SOON, GRINGO!

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>>135706565

Hey, that's was explained in the fist class of economy on what NOT TO DO in your country.

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>>135706481
Even without the backstory, this is seriously the most socialistic photo I've ever seen.

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>>135706565
>>135706481
>>135704558

Socialism: Not even once

>>135704558
HOLY FUCKING MURDER
>Luis Manuel Diaz shot dead
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-latin-america-34929332

>>135706565

I hope you are ready for civil war.

Looks like these PIGS need more IEDs! I can't wait to help coordinate some shit for these niggers. FUCK PIGS, THEY ARE TARGET PRACTICE.

>>135706565
I at least hope you have a fishingpole anon
gubment can't take your fish

>>135706661
Why did that uniformed guy ghost ride that seemingly functional motorcycle into the pile of burning motorcycles at the end of the gif?

>>135706565
how are you not dead yet

>>135706902
I'm certain some of them believe unironically protesters are CIA backed.

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>>135707060
doesnt sound like him at all Im afraid...

>>135707313

they are, they always are. That doesn't mean their cause isn't genuine

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>>135707241
Average IQ in Venezuela is 84. I don't think we can blame them.

>>135707133
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=js2XTia5H5k

>>135706565
Go kill as many military of your government as possible. They are the ones who protect the kikes. Venezuala could start a global revolution against the kikes who own the STATES.

>>135707313
I mean

Probably some of them are for certain things. It's really not that uncommon for protest groups like that to ask foreign government for equipment like radios or cash to demonstrate. The problem is when mission creep gets in or the government cracks down and the temptation to arm these groups comes in, because of the already established relationships with these groups.

>>135707317
Too much enthusiasm? Should I write it as if making a conscious attempt to be taken seriously?

>>135707425
DR's IQ is 2 point lower, but the country isn't Venezuela-tier.

>>135706961
Well. They are willing to:

>end free public higher education (or at least put and end to the "public" part)
>keep temer's reforms
>tributary overhaul then reform

I don't even care which politician is involved in car wash nor Aécio, I didn't vote for him because everyone who knew him in the past knows he's a class A scumbag. I'm refering to the new brand of PSDB, the one Doria is forcing them to accept and adapt.

Besides, after them, who? Bolsonaro is Eduardo Jorge tier.

>>135706481
>>135706524

there needs to be a day of the rope for all these pig traitors

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Alright lads, that's all the webms I have.

>>135707504
>>135707419
Of course the opposition is, but I don't think common people protesting in the streets for think about it.

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>>135707419
>>135707504
Source? I must know how the opposition is being armed by the CIA with STICKS and STONES.

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>>135706713

2018 will be a turning point.

I bet in one of two extremist sides, PT or Bolsonaro.

>>135706661
They are burning them on purpose. I don't know why. You can see how the number of bikes changes in different cuts of that video. This government is about propaganda, so maybe it was simply for that sake.

>>135707704
You're a good man, Anon. Thank you for sharing. I knew there was a reason I bought a whole bunch of firecrackers and artillery shell fireworks this year...didn't set a single one off either...just in case.

>>135707888
What the hell is that image

>>135707713
Probably not, though they probably have a vague connection, 'a friend of a friend said this demonstration will turn ugly' or some such.

>>135707819
I was thinking about an interview I read once with an American who hosted radio for Radio Free Europe who helped out the Hungarian Revolt, who then bitterly regretted it because all this contacts and friends there were killed. I'm not saying I have PROOFS of a foreign link, I'm just interjecting.

>>135707888
Every now and then when I have the slightest bit of hope for this country I remember how degenerate it truly is holy fuck please sink us into the fucking ocean already

>>135707836
GET THE FUCKING PIGS! HANG THEM PUBLICLY! THEY ARE HERE TO SERVE YOU NOT MADUSHIT! FUCK EM UP!!!!

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>>135707557
Who is this retard that keeps crying about DR? Get the fuck out of the US. You heard what Trump said. You have to go back.

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Where's the Batman right now?

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>>135707704
Appreciate it m8

>>135708050
uma delicia

>>135706086
It would be found ridiculous
This country was founded by liberal ideas, and never saw what it is a conservative government
It's already too divided with leftists, populists, neoliberals, and degeneracy

>>135708099
You're the one is crying.

>>135706783

we need to start burning dvds with spanish dubbed Red Dawn and air drop them over Venezuela

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>>135706718
There have been cases of people resorting to eating dogs but those are really really rare and from the people with the least resources, you can google them.

I always get sad when I go outside and see doggos abandoned in the streets, you can tell they used to have homes because they are pure bred and look healthy. We have shelters but these are hard times to feed a pet. My doggos are fine but each 20kg sack of dog food costs 2/5 of an average person's salary.

I'm taking care of 4 dogs that a good friend of mine had to leave behind when she left the country and they eat 4 of those sacks in a month, she can afford the food from where she is now so it's fine but think about about the average Juan who has a pet.

>>135707091
Cant even afford locks on their doors apparently

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>>135708230
I bet you have family in Venezuela and they are all going to die in the revolution lol

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>>135708050

Typical Brazilian TV show. for all family sure.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3s_2SJJZMw

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>>135704558
what do I say?

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>>135707981
It's the aftermath of >>135706046

>This government is about propaganda
You're right on that though.

>>135708456
>having dogs
>taking care of expats dogs
>speaks english

So you'd be part of the Venezuelan 1-5%?

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>>135704558

what do I say

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>>135708501
end this already

>>135708494
I'm from Puerto Rico. Where's your family come from? Or here's the better one; Do you have one?

>>135708583
'are you retard?'

>>135708456
I'm struggling to feed my cats, they have to eat dog food now. Feels really bad when I see starved doggos and cats.

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>>135704558

>>135708583
"You're falling for Russian propaganda."

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Who's here from /sg/?

>>135707704
Ambitious molotov throw at the beginning

>>135708583
>dependent on foreign companies for food
Yeah...about that...

>>135708583
beaceful brotestors dindu nuffin

>>135704558
IT BEGINS

>>135708583

Fake, chilean people in the first years of Pinochet helped to finance the Chilean Economy with selling jewels and many things to contribute after Allende killed the economy in the 73.

>>135708583
>what do I say
>posts fake propaganda article about propaganda footage
No fucking idea what you are saying...
These pigs are obviously not used to real situations, they are seen killing a guy in a parking lot. I will personally work hours per day until this is over to track and AMBUSH these PIGS.

>>135708819

hi

t. namefag

Mein Gott....if i keep hearing the lefty useful idiots and/or the fucking kirchneristas defending Maduro, i swear to God that i will go full Crusader on them.

>>135708819
don't namefag leaf, but me yes

>>135709126
itt: anons go nuclear

>>135708893
>that flag

>>135708819
Namefags raus. But yeah.

>>135707539
I think thats what he was actually doing you know. He was too pure for /sg/.

>>135708848
elaborate

>>135706046
hoyl fuck

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>>135708697
>Where's your family come from?
UK/Hungary, mostly colonist blood with some early 1900s economic migrant mixed in there.
>I'm from Puerto Rico
Sorry to hear that.

>>135706783
"My testolio's"

>>135706086
I once saw someone unironically claim it was fascism because the elections were rigged

>>135708583
>footage of protesters fighting against corrupt government
Wow such cruel they are evil incarnate.
Ignore anybody who blames this on CIA. Tell them to go talk to Venezuelans instead of listening to privileged american socialists on tumblr. Or tell them to read a book, all this is happening because of Venezeula's economic restrictions. See that one post explaining it above.

>>135709163
Already have some of their "unidades basicas" on my list. Accidents happens, especially when subhumans gather in then.

>>135709268
It's kind of your governments fault if you create those kind of conditions in a country.

>>135709126
Amen brother.
If the opposition throws Maduro and they become tyrants themselves we'll fuck them too.

>>135709391
Go to Santo Domingo because there is a lot of them.

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>>135704558

The burgers are after Venezuela's oil now that Russia is effectively driving them out of the Middle East.

>>135706524
Damn. That's fucked up.

Thank god me and my gf left in June, i couldnt take it anymore

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>>135706046
Any CIA niggers know what kind of explosion this is? That looked impressive.

>>135709283
That's great, though. My mother's side is from PR while my father's side is from the DR.

>>135708574
I consider myself upper middle class, I can't afford going to restaurants or the movies anymore but my life at home is comfortable and I'm grateful for that.

>>135708737
I feel you. I think that one of the reasons I feel so bad for the doggos is because they didn't ask for this.

>>135709799
>my father's side is from the DR.
Tell me about your daddy issues.

>>135708583
tell her that for obvious fucking reasons a company cant go to commistan, like the fact that if you can sell shit on singapore without a problem you are not going to sell it on a closed market

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I hope there will be a Maoist uprising.I thought peru had a Maoist party?Fund it peru bros
>>135708583
Why do these western liberal acts like they're living in Venezuela and they know every inside/outside of Venezuela even though they're living comfortably in a capitalistic country with a very high slandered of living.

>>135709900
I still know my father. He's a handy man.

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>>135709714

I love explosions.

eminent civil war? these threads need to be on the top of the catalog, Be safe Venezuelan anons!

>>135709582
We get most of our oil from Canada and domestic production which has gone up since fracking.

Stop this meme of "war for oil".

>>135704558
>Venezuelan Jews emigrate to Israel to escape social chaos
Mhm.

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>>135708819

Hi

>>135708509

wow this is a terrible fucking comic, i mean, the joke is weak but OK whatever, but the likenesses are none existant, the art style isnt even consistant

>>135709708
get out REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
not memeing, you are probably colombian, but I'm getting scared of the tons of venezuelans coming here

>>135709714
any videos with sound, looks like black powder from fireworks in a pressure cooker similar to Boston

>>135709804
So aren't you fleeing from the country?I think it's a perfect time to settle in other highly developed SA countries.

>>135708737
>I'm struggling to feed my cats, they have to eat dog food now

If you don't live in a super urban area just let them out. Given the current situation that is probably better for both you and them. Cats are pretty resilient, they don't need you. You should save what you can for yourself.

>>135709006
kill yourself

>>135705181
anon, you posted that before.
Please keep throwing that up, even a couple times per Venezuela thread.
thx.

>>135708819
founder of the telegram community so sg, also doing stuff on twitter and helping to run the youtube channel. I also helped with the memestrikes, teh reporter drama and the rog video

>>135709714
Based on the explosion I'd say it was gasoline.

>>135710282

Hi tarkur, rim my ass

>>135710200
We have this problem too.
BUILT THE WALL!

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JUST NOW

>""""""NATIONAL GUARD"""" attack two ladies going about their day in their car.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXTqi7gtPuY

>>135709947
They did. Fujimori killed them all. That man saved Peru from a prolongued Colombian style civil war and a Venezuela style takeover.

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>>135704558
>Shittons of subhuman Afro-Amerindian cannibals from Venezuela and Brazil are about to start a bloody civil war

Pls pray for the white and unarmed south cone /pol/

>>135710393
lick my smegma

>>135710448
this, fujimori did nothing wrong

>>135710200
I'm not, i'm Venezuelan. You shouldn't, you guys runned to vznla decades ago just like we're doing right now, nothing bad happened in general. Except costeños, i hate those fucking niggers

>>135709714
probably a canister of compressed gas of some kind (propane, etc). it was mostly a fireball with little shrapnel. injuries reported were all burns.

>>135710281
Lol no nigger. I'm not going to throw away my cats so they can slowly starve to death or die from dehydration. I would rather kill them myself before abandoning them.

>>135707419
There's no reason to believe that Maduro isn't backed by CIA as well. This quite extraordinary state of permanent 'imminent collapse' is great for foreign companies because Venezuela will sell everything for a couple of cents, and even if Maduro gets coup'd the upcoming situation is so bleak opposition is forced to do the same. This is even better than a civil war for (((them)) because it's not 100% chaotic, it's controllable.
See how everything went worse for Maduro the moment Trump took over, it appears during the King Nigger years no one found out that they could block Venezuelan goverment bank accounts in America.

>>135710493

I hope you die you fucking south brazilian cunt. jk ily

>>135709714
CIA anon here,
That was a BT-48 sulphuric acid attack.
You're welcome.

>>135710448
Seems like there are still few comrades alive.Pretty sure they all become drug traders at this point.

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>>135706747
>Jews
>Based
Pick one

>>135710405
Líes, nobody goes there, it's almost as shit as Venezuela and soon will be equal

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>>135710477
>unarmed
i have my wine and watermelon ready Spigazzo

>>135710596
Good man!

>>135710448
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shining_Path

>>135710235
I have a flight booked for September to Paris where my resides. Air France has halted their operations on Venezuelan soil like many other airlines temporarily and I'm hoping they resume operations soon or else I'm fucked.

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>>135710235
>highly developed SA countries.
>highly developed
>south america
maybe by himalayan standards

>>135710632
>>135710493
when are we forming the anti commie southern cone ethnostate

>>135705282
Is your news honest?

>>135710090
this is what will happen to the west too

>>135710438
lol why "ladies"? it's a couple in the car, and they hit the car, not the "ladies"
>cop tells them *inaudible*
>guy replies "respect brother"
>girl says "koniooooo" (naughty word), then "daddy, we are moving"
>cops hit car windows
>girl screams for help
>cops move along, car moves along

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>>135710853

>>135710901

benny? SOON I hope

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>>135710853
Relatively of course.

>>135710751
Okay. I was just kidding. Sorry for that. But this is true about venezuelan emigration.
>and soon will be equal
True.

>>135710632
faggot

>>135710813
If they don't resume the flights, sail to Trinidad or the ABC islands, better to risk it at the sea than live there now.

>>135711018
>benny?
literally who else

I hope so too

>>135710905
that's a loaded question. I would say the cover all the scandals (which they truly do bc every single day there is something absurd going on), but they also omit when it is convenient to do so.

>>135710726
Pretty much this, they are all being guned down by the Peruvian army if they dare to come out of any shithole they are hiding inside.

>>135710758
Cerra el orto bolita de mierda

>>135710438
>see cops
>start screaming like a retard
not saying the cops aren't cunts, but acting like that is fucking stupid

>>135710581
I'm not scared of you guys coming, I'm scared of the sheer numbers, there are 3 new arepas stalls near my job; and not just there, I'm seeing venezuelans everywhere

>>135710901
This time no boliguayos allowed.

>>135711127
Se enojo el bryan stufagozzettinni

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>>135710905
>>135705282

Yep, corruption scandals is part of our culture.

>>135711185

indubitably

>>135711127
#VamosAVolver

>>135711256
BRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPP

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>>135706249
>>135706319
>Toilet Paper Awards
Easily the funniest posts ITT
How many Venezuelan soldiers could I buy with this bad boy?

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>>135711127

Let me guess, Peronista and Otaku?

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>>135710901
Soon

>>135708153
laughed out loud

>Venezuela can't into spac-
http://www.avn.info.ve/node/400713

about time. fuck their socialist government, pieces of shit plunged their countrymen into sickening poverty

>>135711256
Depend on which kind of corruption you talk about. Corruption to buy prostitute and whiskey or corruption to remain in power?

>>135710596
HONORARY
ARYAN

>>135706383
>mfw not even now brazilians have overcome the butthurt against the right wing
>mfw brazilian political system is just like the venezuelan one: right wing parties only

>>135711658
this guy and jesus are pissed.
socialism isn't allowed

>>135711761
>Non-Aryan calling others honorary aryan.

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>>135711658

>>135712126
>Dominican Republic

Enjoy refugees and Iranian missiles flying over your head.
https://archive.is/MEn8u

HAY UNA GRIEEETA

>>135712173
The irony really
They cheered for this, these leftists but I bet they are silent now

Something clearly need to be done, but they have to want help or it has to really hit the fan before the world can intervene

>>135712295
>Iranian missiles flying over your head.
>over your head.
yup, you can enjoy that

>>135712126
His spiritual aryanism is so great that even Hitler himself would recognize it

get comfy in our natsoc/fash discord
kbJ2Fa

>>135712484
Hey. The only place it can hit in the Lower 48 is in Miami.

>>135712484
Shush burger educational protocol is on.

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>>135704558
>mfw mercenaries 3 is happening right now

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>>135711679

Power, public money, you knows.

>>135712841
UMA

>>135712487
>Spiritual aryanism

So he's a super saiyan?

>>135704757
>he actually belives this

Its just gonna be another case of "It wasn't real socialism"

>>135710581
but you're the closest thing to costeños outside of Colombia

>>135712991
this shit really keeps on repeating it self

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Statement from the Attorney General of Venezuela: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_mzpDQDr_U&feature=share

Speech from the
Metropolitan mayor of Caracas: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFvMusdnk1Q

>>135706661
I think that was the IED they were hit with, they had damaged bikes and they couldn't take them because they were being pressured by protesters and had toe get the fuk out'a there.
It means they don't control the streets, the protesters do.

>>135712991
it isn't socialism, look up the word.
it's an attempt to use the resources of the country for the benefit the people of the country

>>135710955
why the fuck is she screaming like someone died?

>>135712623
>Dominigger talking about education

Civil war fucking when?

>>135713312
notice that they started firing tear gas right after the bomb. they felt vulnerable definitely

>>135713419
>Touché

>>135707313
t. CIA anon

>>135713510
Soon. Supplies are plummeting and the military receives toilet paper as rewards.

s o c i a l i s m

>>135709991

Sure, just like there were tons of weapons of mass destruction in Iraq.

Burgers are dumb as fucking shit, a little propaganda and they automatically hate any nation the Jew tells them to hate.

>>135707133
Learn from this people.
When you are a target of the gov, and the SHTF, don't sleep in the same place all the time.

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>>135713369
Because women play everything up like its the end of the world....


BAZINGA!!
>>135711777

>>135713790
Is there a way we can convince the US or the EU to send weapons to arm the opposition in Venezuela?

>>135713510
Tanks in 30 minutes

>>135711149
> I'm scared of the sheer numbers.
Them coming to bogota is actually a good thing, especially caraqueños and maracuchos who can stand the cold. They would actually improve the genepool as girls from here are flat as a motherfucking board. Andean Venezuelans should go to coastal cities to average out the ginormous asses you see in the coast. Llaneros can go to our plains as they're basically the same shit

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>>135707241
They steal bikes from protesters and burn them. Go follow https://www.instagram.com/venezuelalucha/
https://www.instagram.com/anonymousvene10/ here you can vind all the videos

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>>135713945
Show them this picture, https://econographics.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/oil-reserves-by-country.jpg and let them know they have fine women.

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>>135713945

yep, but at this time, the number of dead is low, for while.

>>135714332
oil reserves mean literally nothing when it's all shit-tier crude that is expensive and tedious to process

>>135704558
so uh what time's it supposed to start? I've got a game to go to and need to set my dvr.

I was told that nineteen people were shot dead by the military yesterday. Can anyone confirm/deny? Need some sources.

>>135714585

This, Venezuela tried to be a important place to buy oil but then Suadi Arabia fuck the in the ass when they sell it to 15 USD/barrel, something that Venezuela can't do because they're a 3rd level country with no technology and the actual gov hasn't financed their industries to be more efficients. So they crashed, and when the 95% of your exports is USA, and USA leave you in for the Saudies, you should be already prepared for what is coming.

>>135713510
it is at this point.
>>135713678
yea the authorities don't control the streets,
they are burning their own bikes >>135706661
to keep them from falling into protesters hands.

>>135707133
holy fug, this is way out of control now

>>135715009
>they're a 3rd level country with no technology
That's how I can tell you've never been there. Venezuela has always been a testing ground for new technologies for multinational oil companies (even though pdvsa holds a monopoly). The issue with the saudis is that they can't compete as they oil found throughout the Orinoco belt is heavy as hell compared to the oil from gulf states. Also, some american shale producers are profitable or at least breking even as we speak, so venezuelan oil price is not an issue for muricans

>>135714275
Is that what that is?
I thought it was after a bomb blew up a few police and motorcycles.

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>>135714585
Production costs is roughly around the price the U.S. and Canada spend on their own production. http://graphics.wsj.com/oil-barrel-breakdown/

>>135704558
Not that im complaining but when did we start having Venezuela generals?

>>135715559
it was a bomb

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>>135715415
Stop linking Telesur FFS

>>135684759

>>135701997

>>135715506

Exactly, Did Venezuela improve their eletric system in the country? They start eco-energy to reduce the risk of being oil-dependant? Again, 3rd world country.

>>135715415
>Telesur
that's CNN levels of fake news and shit

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>>135704558
Good luck Venezuebros,

I mean that.

>>135715870
>>135715987
its all fake btw guys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwAf8zkNyII

A venezuelan crying entering colombia.

>>135716059
Ermmmm...

>>135704558
When will CIA be delivering weapons drops?

>>135704558
What annoys me is that my shit country is not doing a military intervention and snagging some good amount of land to our Empire.

>>135710596
BASED
A
S
E
D

new thread pls

>>135716449
baking

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>>135716553
good lad

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>>135706319
>>135706155
>tfw you will never use roman battle tactics with your bros

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FRESH BREAD
>>135716662
NEW BREAD
>>135716662
FRESH BREAD
>>135716662
NEW BREAD
>>135716662
FRESH BREAD
>>135716662
NEW BREAD
>>135716662
FRESH BREAD
>>135716662
NEW BREAD
>>135716662

>>135716629
I mean, you can travel to Venezuela, wait for the fighting to start and join up with the rebels for shits and giggles

>>135715559
The fire is from the bomb but thats not the reason he trows the bike in the fire

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>protesters using crappy fireworks against police
>Protesters using napalm on police/military humvees

Why doesn't the police just mow them down?

Bullets aren't that expensive.

Hell, even running them over would have worked.

>>135717003
>mow them down

they already do that

>running them over

they do that too

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>>135704558


NOW THAT VENEZUELA IS IN CHAOS, IT'S THE PERFECT TIME TO HAVE SEX WITH QTs....

Moving to Venezuela, going to get some poon-tang.

>>135716175
Don't get me started on venezuelans recording the full shelves of our supermarkets across the country and uploading them to YouTube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTHb1CnoN74

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if anyone wants to get comfy in vc the pol discord is a good spot to do that

>>135717128
To non-speakers of our Latino monkey-speech:
>She is in Colombia
>Saying they have a bunch of shit
>Not in Venezuela
>Has no idea what's going on her country and is making jobs
>Deserves a bullet
inb4 Colombia builds a wall.