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Use a bidet, you uncultured swine.

>>966869
>>966888
Or at least finish off with baby wipes.

how do bike shorts feel to wear? do they ever go up your ass or do they stay comfy and in place? sounds somewhat restrictive

Probably for the best desu

Without even bothering to read the article, i think people like that should be held responsible to keep their own lusts in check.

moar biek loli pls

>>965206

Anything you can get with a real fork.
Preferably not a 29er.

Why not a 29er? And what do you consider a reasonable fork? Suntour Raidon? Rox shox?

>>965207
Why not a 29er? And what do you consider a reasonable fork? Suntour Raidon? Rox shox?

RB26DETT for the engine

idk abour telajs rehgalksjd

>>965197
>Suggestions?
Get a bicycle.

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End the stigma

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>>962368
At least he is trying and not shitposting on an anime BBS
I think the Fred meme comes from jealously over the fact that they can afford really good bikes and gear

>>962368
nice roads, yesterday I rode on a fucking moon land, m8.
Also, at least he is not posting on a internet forum.

>>962368
Any of you assholes gonna show up at RAGBRAI this summer? I'll be there. My pals are gonna be there.

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>not even carbon

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>>960928
This. Get on my level faggot

>>961076
hank sweetie pie, are you one of the guys I see early mornings on lookout doing their downhill long board stuff? Did the cops give you a ticket 3-4 weeks ago or just ask you guys to leave if you were?

You're looking at the right stuff. Smaller is more theft proof and better actually. Those frame mounts are usually shitty though. Get a trunk bag for it, handy af anyways.

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>cuts body weight
>cuts grams from bike
>adds kilos in chains and locks

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So I emerge from the store, backpack bulging with some awful shit that nobody should ever eat, and wow, my bike is gone! Who'da thunk it? So I call the cops, file a report, sic them on some poor fucker who happened to be leaving the parking lot on his mountain bike as I left the store.

I spend the next six weeks feverishly poring over Kijiji, waiting for a lead. Long, cigarette clouded, whisky distorted nights giving the description and serial number to pawn shops. At one point, in a fit of degenerate desperation, I enter a laptop repair store and ask them how much the E-bikes they sell are, before fleeing in a whirlwind of confusion and tears.

This morning I'm farting around on the couch, slowly recovering from a hangover, and boom, there's my bike on kijiji. I can't believe it, and as luck would have it's being sold by a pawn shop.

So I do the really fucking dumb thing and call the shop, which went something like this:
>Hello
>Hello yes. I'm calling about the ad for the bike?
>Yeah?
>Yeah it looks just like mine, which was stolen. Say, if I give you the serial number can you check to see if it's mine?
>Uhhh.
>Oh um, it was stolen about five weeks ago if that helps.
>Well I've had this for about two months (lie) so...
>Oh well sorry to bother you!
>*shakily presses the end call button, carefully stepping around puddles of spaghetti erupting from my pockets*

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As luck would further have it though, a friend of mine sees the ad. He's on a holy war to get it back for me. Thanks again, friend.

So, I didn't have my receipt. But the store I bought it from had a copy ready for me in less than ten minutes.

Friend picks me up, we go to the bike shop, grab receipt, double check where the serial number should be on the model (where it always is) and we're off to the outskirts of town where this shady pawn store is.

The owner was missing a leg. Shady as heck. My friend tries to ask to see any 'road bikes' they might have and I immediately just dump spaghetti and say I called earlier and I think this is my bike, can I flip it over and check the serial number?

Sure enough, the numbers match. So the pawn owner says:
"That's not a serial number. That's just the model number."
>No man, I was just at the place I bought it from, this is exactly where the serial number should be.
"Well then talk to the police."
Stepping outside, I do exactly that. Shortly thereafter, cop shows up in an SUV, acts in that basic, but decent sort of dickish cop way and proceeds to exit the store with my bike. Hooray! Victory!

I proceeded to place my bike in the basement where no one will ever be able to think about stealing it ever again.

tl;dr lock up and if you don't, make sure you file a police report.

Not your blog

literal whos, mememster

>>969319
sounds like we didn't tenderhole you as quick as you'd like newguy, that's ok though we don't get mad. no, we're not mega phaggot hipsters, we just are over tarckstands and jaguar stems and have moved on to slowrolling 650b fopchariots and converted mtb commuters.

there are more than a couple of us who post here, but we don't talk about it :^) may your pokes never bend and your dangler always be aligned.

>>969333
>have moved on to slowrolling 650b fopchariots and converted mtb commuters

i dunno that sound prty phaggot to me imho?

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>>969082
Hi

>>969105
>Kiwirail
I like it

I hear those things are awfully loud

>>968392
It glides as softly as a cloud.

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>>968387
The Zubr-class LCAC had passengers, they just were Russian military.

I want a recumbent bike but they are too expensive. The nonexistent used market doesn't help either.

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HEY, PULL OVER!

>>964722
>recumbents are too SLOW, they said
FTFY

Recumbent bikes are the province of the elderly and the infirm. Real cyclists ride a normal bike.

>>954092

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Looks a lot like the dequindre cut in Detroit.

running a train/streetcar/lightrail would have been much better

>>969410
the cyclist

The cyclist. And aids and misfortune are his wages of sin.

Her wages of sin are going to be just a bit of jail time.

>>969410
he did a fucked up thing by not telling her about her aids.

But aggravated assault is still assault

Because I'm not some missed-the-bandwagon hipster

>heavy
>weak
>flexy
>expensive
>ugly

Because why would i?