Unattractive Rainbow Dash no.8

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>>29547379
>Unattractive
as opposed to?

>>29547404
The truth, which is that she's a cute horse and very dateable.

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>>29547455
good enough

>>29547404
It's more Other Ponies considering her unattractive by their standards.

Before the dashfags show up with pitchforks, this is a pro-Dash thread. Read some of the greens, they're great.

ITT: by pony standards she's a goddamn freak of nature uggo with a terrible personality, and has long-standing self confidence issues because of it. Except Anon doesn't see any of that. Awkward first dates ensue.

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Look at this ugly motherfucker

>>29547525
Yeah, I sure do feel sorry for the poor sap that has to spend his evenings with his face buried under her tail.

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>Became a Wonderbolt
>First thing she reads is an opinion piece about how it's a disgrace that the Wonderbolts hired someone so hideous

>>29547818
>the real reason they call her "Crash" is because her face is like a train wreck

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>>29547818
>Save the world with Twilight and friends
>Get the newspaper to frame
>Newspaper company put a bright red advertisement sticker over your face.

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>Anon goes to a bar
>Bar happens to have a 'love shack' in the back where you're paired up with someone random
>Anon tries it out
>Gets Rainbow
>To her, it's equal to getting the obese deformed girl on our world
>To Anon, she's pretty fucking hot
>Cute and / or sad dialogue before they leave and arrange a date

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>Ask Rarity to make you look pretty.
>This is her solution.

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>>29547997

>>29548025
"Well, it certainly draws attention away from your face."

>>29548027
But they didnt even got to the part where they hold ho-

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She looks pretty damned good from the back.

>>29548353
Thanks for the new fap material

Really want some more of Have_Some_Dash's story. Nigga's got me hooked.

>>29548424
He said he'd be back wednesday and never showed. Think he's done with us.

>>29548424
Ehh, he'll be back sometime.

>>29548577
If not by weekend then RIP

>>29548424
He does hate generals

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Any green where Anon takes advantage of the fact Dash is ugly to get laid? We have an abundance of feelsy shit, why can't we get a good fuck and dump one?

>>29547818
>time to take a picture for the poster
>"Uh Crash... Leave your mask on."

>>29548640
>>29547818
I feel like she'd be different with the uniform on. Maybe even slightly meaner or arrogant toward ponies cause it gives her body confidence?

It's time to get back to writing. The idea of Dash who has never had much physical contact and is awkward about it makes me want to write badly.

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>>29548473
>tfw he's never coming back.
I'll never understand why people who don't like generals begin writing for them. Seems a bit daft. Shame though, because I really like his stuff.

I might come and write something here after I'm done writing my story over in the dragon tfg thread. Kinda' wanna get that out of the way before taking on something now.

>>29548687
I can understand being burnt out though. I kind of am, I don't know where to take story.

>>29548687
>>29548692
>>29548473
It's a funny joke but isn't that funny. No need to keep parroting the same old, same old. Yeah, I think about it now, I did get a little burned out pushing myself, but I'll come back after I finish a bit of school work. It's a bad combo of both and I'm also getting a little overwhelmed with other stories I have to update on Fimfiction, so I was a bit overwhelmed. I also have to admit a little ease, when I saw others writing. It gave a bit of breathing space. I'll get back to it tonight after I finish a bit of school work

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>>29548628
>why can't we get a good fuck and dump one

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>>29548126
>"Well, it certainly draws attention away from your face."
Gonna need a senzu for that one

>>29548831
>Look at those Eyelashes!
>Disgusting.

>>29548831
>>29548866
She does look pretty ugly in that picture, though

>>29548876
Put a bag over her head, I'd still do'er

>>29548885
Anyone here would do literally anyone or anything

>ITT: people completely missing the point of the thread topic.

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>>29548628
>Dash spends most of her money from her job not on rent (because clouds are free) not on food (she's a mooch) but on male prostitutes
>they never give her discounts to the marked-up prices they charge to convince other ponies to take them up
>Anon learns to love the hoerspussay, gets a job as a male prostitute
>Gives her a friends-only discount
>Let's her buy experience packages
>Lowers the price until it's highway robbery
>Hangs out with dash off the clock
>Tells her she tastes the best
>Lets her sleep at his place after they're done
>She brags to other mares that she's his favorite customer
>Anon doesn't deny it
>Explains it away as having "specific tastes" in mares
>He gives her the girlfriend experience every time
>She stays at his place more and more often
>Eventually he holds her hoof and kisses her without her paying him or telling him to
>She becomes his marefriend, despite his line of work
>She's now the marefriend of the highest-paid prostitute in Equestria

dammit. sorry anon, I tried, but my heart wouldn't allow it

>>29548831
It bothers me how poorly drawn but incredibly well-colored and shaded this picture is.

>>29548919
its the nose/muzzle that throws me off

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>>29548896
Touche

>>29548353

>butt has a slight highlight

s... surely that's not in the original, right?

>>29548953
yeah...i just found cavafly01 and learned something new about myself.

still, you could do way worse than pounding skaihoers

>>29549051
No.

>>29548916
>>She's now the marefriend of the highest-paid prostitute in Equestria

>Anon can't get work anymore, because everybody knows where that's been.
>Anon doesn't care, loves Rainbow anyway.
>Rainbow feels guilty over Anon's career ending.
>Anon feels lucky to have scored a pony he considers the most beautiful of all.
>Rainbow's face when she realizes he's not joking.

>Turns out Anon saved well; nothing important to spend it on.
>Doesn't need to work anymore anyway.
>They can live a comfortable life together.
>Especially after they move in together.

>>29548919
It's well-drawn, it's just not in the style of the show.

>Anon, Luna, and a group of background mares get asked to judge a beauty contest.
>Other judges think Anon looks handsome.
>And they've heard wild speculation about other reasons he'd be desirable.
>Want a shot with him.
>Invite him as a chance to get closer to him.
>Luna is there somewhat ceremoniously.
>Traditionally a Princess's word was considered the ultimate authority on such things.
>Celestia always just went along with the crowd.
>Didn't want to change things.
>Delegated to Luna, thought she might enjoy it and be sociable.

>Rainbow gets tricked into entering.
>Didn't listen much past "competition".
>She dreads the results, but has just enough pride to not quit.
>And just enough stubbornness to show off in her own way, rather than acting demure.
>Anon thinks she's drop-dead gorgeous.
>And she's actually saved the world.
>She's the only one to have anything non-vapid to say when the contest hosts pass around a microphone, ask broad questions, and pretend to care about the answers.
>Rainbow-speak is still head and withers above anything anypony else can muster up about how they'd "change the world".
>Anon visibly cringes when the others speak.

>Judges start voting and deliberating.
>Anon happens to vote first.
>Other judges baffled at Anon's ratings.
>But they want him to like them.
>And they wish he'd look at them the way he looks at Rainbow Dash.
>They listen to him explain, remaining dumbfounded.
>Luna is moved by his explanations.
>Unsurprisingly, standards of beauty have shifted in a thousand years.
>Luna's tastes run closer to Anon's.
>And the other judges can't argue with his comment on mares that "get uglier as soon as they open their mouths without any brains".

>Rainbow Dash wins by a landslide.
>Anon and Luna award the ribbon.
>Anon throws in a kiss, to much hooting and hollering.
>A human, a nostalgic princess, and a few mares chasing tail rewrite the standards of beauty across the kingdom.

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>>29549547
Beautiful. Especially the part where she's not a walking heart attack.

>>29549547
but wheres the fuk

>>29549733
>but wheres the fuk

Later that evening, continuing into the morning, fueling the jealous rumors of many a mare and surpassing the wildest expectations of a pony who was well on her way to wizard status. Feel free to build on it if you like.

>>29549547
Comfy
>>29549753
Even comfier

For all the comments on Xenophilia, positive and negative, I still wonder:

Does anyone else go back to it every once in a while just to read Lero's responses to Rainbow in the first chapter, in the spirit of this thread? Can't just be me.

>>29549802
I do that every couple years or so.
Also, good RGRE clop is excessively difficult to come across.

>>29548919
Must agree.
Beautiful coloring and masterfully shaded, but drawn like a rush-job caricature for a newspaper political cartoon.

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>>29549850
>wanting RGRE erotica
Die, sub-fag

>>29549948
Yeah, it's completely ridiculous to imagine the entire world tweaked to meet a strange constraint for the sake of a story. Let's get back to reading about how ponies think Rainbow Dash is ugly, instead.

>>29549948
Not every erotic story with a female main character is a sub story, RGR stories with the inverse are likely considerably less so.
Also
>>29549987
I'm happy with any green at this point.

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>>29549802
his long and drawn-out explanations to RD on why he likes the way she looks are tiresome and almost autistic, but i recognize the fic is there to build a world as well as tell a story

>>29549850
you should visit the RGRE thread and read some of the greens there

>>29549948
someone's jelly that the AiE thread is dying while RGRE threads are thriving

>>29547379
>I have good taste for having sexual attraction of Rainbow Dash and I prefer her than any mares
thanks anon

A Twilight Sparkle is a Fugly Mare Idea/Thread would be nice as well, considering we'd only have to stretch canon a little bit to get there considering how she behaved/s a lot of the time.

>>29550535
"Beauty Standard General" then ? Better keep everything in one thread, more visitor that way.

>>29550604
Likely a good idea to keep in mind for when this thread is reaching the end of it's lifespan.

>>29550633
I dunno. I've seen many a general throughfrom beginning to end and the rule of thumb seems to be that you reject ANYTHING that deviates from the thread topic even the slightest bit, forcing them to break off into their own half-dozen other generals and leading to a slow, painful death for all of them whilst at the same time occupying board space so that no one else can have fun. I'm pretty sure it's against the rules to do anything else.

>>29547521
You'd think they'd bother reading the tread title before losing their shit.

>>29550681
> And the two autists, last among the Threadlords fought between Ugly Rainbow Dash wearing a pink saddle with Thicc thighs and Ugly Rainbow Dash wearing a blue saddle with Thicc thighs.
> The battle raged on with shouts of 'Shimmerfag!' and 'Faggot!' causing the decaying architecture which still stood to crumble further while the rain beat down upon their damaged bodies
> Finally one of the Anons dealt a savage blow to the other with their Limited Edition Rainbow Dash spoon (No. 102,534 out of 2,000,000) and the other fell down into the mud unmoving.
>The final Anon, veteran of many shitposts, stood among the ruins and looked down upon the body of one he once called a comrade as the rain beat down on them both.
>"Dash-Fag" came whispering forth once from his lips, then he fell to his knees and died.

>>29550535

Ever read Betty Soaghetti's Spaghetti Sparkle story? It's pretty jokey and tends to go a bit OOC, but it's a fun romcom.

>>29549547
I really like the idea of a supportive Luna.

Someone else should incorporate that as well.

>>29550822
>Betty Soaghetti's Spaghetti Sparkle story
Googled, is this it?
http://pastebin.com/u/bettyspaghetti/2

>>29550822
I have. It was... Odd. But amusing

>>29550681
>>29550604
>>29550633

If I may interject, I'd rather only continue the thread until the last writefag finishes up/dies and let the thread slip back into the abyss for another year or so.

Don't get me wrong I'd like more green than anyone especially about uggo book horse. But in the words of a certain Beatles song, its time to live and let die.

>>29550853
As long as "Beauty Standard General" or whatever a good name for it would be is remembered at that/around time, I'm okay with the thread dying away until greentexts are written.
That's what the threads are about at the core after all

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>>29547818
"Multi-COLOURED Pony To Fly With Wonderbolts?"

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>>29547826
kek'd

>>29548755
when should we expect update?

>>29548755
What's your fimfiction account?

>>29551477
nice dubs.
>>29551498
oh, no 4chan cup today, so that clears things right open. I'll get to work soon and put somthing up tonight.

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>>29548628

>>29549547
dat's cute

>>29548628
>Be Anon
>Hanging out with the bros
>Thinking about creating a teen movie cliche
>Big Mac suggests you bang the ugliest mare in town
>Friends agree
>Say to go hit on Rainbow Dash
>Anon be like wut

>>29550838

Yes. It's a little more tied into stereotype of our world, but can still be a pretty good laugh.

And sometimes sexy as fuck.

>>29552009
Btr?

>>29550535
I'd love some stuff about purplesmart, she's my favourite horse and I think she'd work as a good subject for these kinds of stories.

>ugly horse
>also tends to fart during sex
>don't care, love her anyway

>>29552920
>tends to fart during sex
Most horses do this.
>implying this would do anything but sweeten the deal

>>29552884
it's a big fucking tank

>>29552884
Its a Russian armored THING. somewhere between an APC and a tank.

>>29552884
>>29552958
no. it's literally just the warsaw equivalent of an APC.

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>>29550604
I've heard that girls tend to keep up friendships with girls they think are less attractive in part because it makes them look better in comparison while simultaneously keeping up friendships with girls they feel are MORE attractive in the belief that it makes them look more attractive as well

so who's the fat friend? Pic unrelated

>>29553112
thats the slut friend

>>29553112
s1-s2 Rainbow > Twilight > Applhoers > s1-s2 Fluttershy > Panko > dirt > the worms living in the dirt > a single microscopic bacteria on a worm > the atoms of the bacteria > a plank in one of the atoms > Rarity

>>29553112
Pinkie Pie? She eats a lot of sweets, so maybe. Twilight?

>>29553123
Yes she's the pretty one who is also a gigantic sloot

>>29553135
It's probably one of them

I'd go with Fluttershy only it's been explicitly stated several times that she's meant to be gorgeous

>>29553132
Where is Popo's stool in this pecking order

>>29552933
>>29552920
Fart fetish people please leave.

>>29553144
Fluttershy gets a lot of work done during the day. It might not be backbreaking manual labor like AJ but she's def on her hooves and flying around a lot taking care of all her animal friends.
She probably packs on 10-20 pounds over the winter though.

I would like to see Dirt Muffin cont his story, he was supposed to write it again but something blocked that.

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>>29553144
That's never been stated, not even implicitly. Models are known for being skinny and artificial. Fluttershy, being the skinny one and also aritificial (was ashamed she was exposed for wearing extensions) fits like a glove.

>>29553390
If we're talking artificial beauty then no one beats Rarity, a green about everyone finding her hideous when they see her without her usual 10 pounds of makeup, fake eyelashes and overstyled mane could be funny

>>29547379

Rainbow Dash is what happens when Windy Whistler got cravings for zap apple jam with a side of liquid rainbow during pregnancy.

It's also why Rainbow Dash craves cider so much. She tasted Sweet Apple Acres in the womb, and it's a part of her.

>>29553443
>it's a part of her
It is the equivalent ratio that water is to the regular ponies

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>>29553443
So RD is basically suffering from fetal alcohol syndrome?

>>29553704
Mebbe. There are so many ways normal ponies could find Dash completely jacked up, we're spoiled for choice.

>>29553439
How does makeup, besides eye shadow and all that, work on ponies? Their entire face is covered in fur.

>>29554938
Magic

>>29536337
>you arrive at the park, walking towards the tree at the far end where you usually meet up with Rainbow
>it's about 11:30AM, which is a bit early, but you were always early. A habit you brought with you from Earth. Always early, never late. It's what got you the job at Sofa's and Quills and it's served you well so far.
>as you approach, you see Rainbow Dash pacing around the tree
>well that's odd
>you're always the first to arrive. Dash usually shows up at noon. And while she's never been *late* per say, she's definitely never been *early*
>except that time when she was late due to some conflicting scheduling at work. You told her it was fine, but it was obvious she felt bad about it for at least a week.
>you guess it had to do with the whole loyalty thing. Not holding up her end of the deal or something like that.
>that still left the question, why was she here early?
>it's entirely unprecedented. Maybe something good happened?
>did she get that pay raise she was hoping for and wanted to tell you about it?
>that would make sense
>you look up and Rainbow Dash is right in front of you
>stopping abruptly, you avoid running into her
>she smirks and playfully punches your shoulder
>"C'mon Anon, don't be spacing out on me already! Aren't you excited for our day of fun-filled adventure together?"
>laughing, you lightly shove her back a bit while she hovers in front of you
"Yeah, yeah. So what do we have in store for today? I take it you're in the mood for something more than relaxing by the lake today."
>"Hay yeah! We're gonna go hiking today!"
>she's grinning widely, rubbing a hoof on her puffed out chest
>cute silly horse
>you smile, glad you brought your 'adventure' clothes with you today
>they're really just a pair of durable pants and a breathable but durable long-sleeved shirt, complete with a pair of boots suitable for hiking.

>>29555322
>you had these ever since you and Dash got lost in the Everfree a year ago. Your clothes were completely ruined from that and Rarity was aghast at the sight. If you recall correctly, she had said something along the lines of "Get those clothes off right this instant! They are an affront to FASHION!". This, of course, brought instantaneous laughter and you made sure she didn't hear the end of it for *weeks*.
>She came through and gave you a replacement for what you had been wearing (improved over the original of course) and a separate set of magically enhanced clothes that just made them more durable and weather proof.
>You wear them on your day-time get togethers with dash since they tend to end in some sort of physical activity.
"Alrighty then, where to?"
>"Follow me!"
>Dash smiles turning around and lands, leading the way with a trot.
>you follow, definitely not distracted by the way Rainbow's plot sways to and fro or the way her tail seems to be teasing you with how it's just *perfectly* positioned so you won't see anything. Nope, you're not distracted by this at all. And definitely not by the tight muscles release and contract in her rear end, while also not conjuring up thoughts of how those tight muscles might be used elsewhere-
>you shake your head, snapping yourself out of your thoughts
>what brought this on?
>was it last night?
>it must have been. You still haven't gotten over how those stallions talked about Rainbow. No matter how you look at it, she's the definition of beauty.
>you've been in pony land for a long time, you've had time to get past the whole 'talking animals' routine. Ponies are basically people with different bodies and you've come to accept that. Dash definitely being no small part of that process.
>you quicken your pace so that you're side by side with Rainbow
>Rainbow seems to notice and closes the distance between you a bit. Not quite touching, but very little room between you.

>>29555336
>you've come to learn that this is a sign of trust amongst ponies. They will move closer together the more their bond increases. You've seen a few couples nearly hang off of eachother in town.
>looking down, you see Dash's cheesy grin
>she notices your look and looks away, her cheeks reddening
>chuckling you just turn your head forward and follow her lead
"So, how was practice with Scootaloo?"
>"Ugh! I *still* can't manage to get the triple loop spiral sommersault to roll into the zig-zag corkscrew quite right yet. Scootaloo was great as always, but it was just *so* frustrating having to end the day without any progress to show for it."
"Heh, I'm sure you'll get it. You just have to keep practicing."
>"I know. I just get impatient sometimes even though I've been through this enough times to know that impatience usually makes it just that much longer." Dash sighs, "But if I get this down, then all I need to do is cut down on my turn time and smooth out some other things and I should be good for the show this year."
"Worried?"
>you smirk and nudge her lightly with your hand
>Rainbow puffs her chest out and flutters her wings
>"No way! I'm *the* Rainbow Dash! Fastest flier in all of Equestria! If anypony can do it, I can!"
>She flies up a bit and strikes a pose
>you just look at her with a straight face with a few moments
>she returns your gaze with her trademark grin
>silence
>you grin maliciously and rais your hands
>"A-anon?"
>Rainbow's grin wavers
"Sounds like *somepony* needs a little 'grounding'."
>you wiggle your fingers
>Rainbow backs away slowly, laughing nervously
>"C'mon Anon, I'm *totally* grounded. Why, I couldn't be more grounded even if I were an Earth Pony..." she says while dropping to the ground giving her best forced smile with her wings exended.
"Oh really?"
>you smirk as you close the distance between you and Rainbow
>"AnoOOOOO-"
>you leap and grab her, comencing with your attack

>>29555342
>you dig your digits into her fur, moving rapidly while maintaining a firm hold on her so she can't slip away
>Rainbow squeels with uncontrolled laughter, kicking and slapping your body with her hooves
>Rainbow eventually manages to roll you over using her wings and lands on top, pinning you arms to the ground
>she grins, huffing and puffing from exertion
"Rainbow... let's not be hasty now."
>you offer your hands up in a placating gesture
>nodice.png
>Rainbow uses her wings to brush across your body while holding your arms in place with her hooves, sending you rolling with laughter
>the two of you go back and forth for some time until you roll up against a tree and stop, collapsing upon eachother.
>breathing heavily, sweaty, and twitching from stimulation, you both lay there for a moment enjoying your brief respite
"We should probably... keep going... "
>you manage to get out from under Rainbow while getting back to your feet slowly
>Rainbow nods and takes her place beside you, guiding you on the path

>>29555348
More to come soon. Writing the next scene right now.

Pastebin updated with this for now.

>>29555356
Dash is top cute

Thanks for writing for us, my dude

>>29555356
Thanks senpai

>>29548755
http://pastebin.com/Tr3ZN7cs

>Be Twilight
>the guards made way as you walked past them
>A few smiles
>A few informalities
>Some said hello
>Others merely nodded
>All of which were returned in kind
>A bit of friendliness with my borothers subordinates is great and all
>But this gets kind of exhausting after considering there are close to a hundred guards between the entrance to the castle and her private conference chambers
>Please don’t say-
>”Good evening Princess”
“Good evening”
>Well at least he didn’t salute
>”Hail Princess Twilight”
>You return the gesture
“And Glory to all of Equestria”
>Alright, just a little bi-
>”Good evening Princess Twilight”
>Go fuck yourself
“Good evening”
>”Hello Princess Twilight”
>Go fuck yourself
“Hello”
>Just a little bit further
>”Hello Princ-“
>You sweep through the doors and shut them behind you
>Now you are finally alone at last
>You take a seat at the long table and get comfy
>A maid stops by informing you that the princess’ll be only a little bit longer
>Well, that’s according to your schedule
>You get offered some juices, which you don’t refuse
>You learned these maids will beg for a task from royalty to make themselves look and feel better and it will get ugly if you refuse them too much
>While you wait you think on how to approach the question with your mentor
>Maybe small talk
>Maybe just dive right into it
>Mayb-
>”Twilight, it’s been such a long time”
“Princess!”
>You’re startled by her sudden arrival, but try to collect yourself
>You get up and meet her for wing hug
>It took some finagling to get used to, but it still feels awkward
>Apparently there no books on how to give hugs
>You’re still unsure whether you are doing it right, or everyone’s trying to save your pride

>>29556558
>Regardless you continue as normal
“Princess, it’s so great to see you”
>”Twilight, I’ve told you so many times. You and I-
“Me and you”
>“-are equals. There is no are no need for formalities anymore.”
“Alright… Tia~?”
>Celestia smiled warmly
>”That’s the spirit”
>You can’t help but beam at the praise
>”Come, sit. Sit and tell me what brings you here?”
>You and Celestia sit next to each other at the corner of the table
“Well, it’s Anon”
>Celestia smiles and rolls her eyes
>”What is it this time?”
>She says with a playful tone
“There are some… complications, with Rainbow Dash and Anon, and… a date”
>Celestia’s smile turns into a stretched straight line
>”That is sorry for me to hear. Although romance between a pony and an extradimensional alien aren’t quite my forte.”
>You blush and cross your hooves furiously waving them
“No! No, I um, sorry, no.”
>You almost blush a storm in embarrassment and sink back into your
“I, uh, we don’t need that help, or sorry….”
>You sink further fuming and trying to hide under your hair
>Celestia laughed softly
>”Twilight, my most precious student,”
>She reaches hoof out and magically lifts your chair to be right next to her
>When her hoof is within reach, she wraps you in a hug pulls your head under her neck
>You can feel you chin rub against the tufts of her chest
>A mirthful warmth overwhelms your heart and makes it impossible to smile
>“Sometimes, I am reminded of the most wonderful things in life with moments like these, and I want to say how grateful I am to have you in my life”
>T-tears?
>Now?
>But this is not the tiem for-
>You hear the soft rhythm of Celestia heart beat in tune with yours
>A soft warm blanket of sunlight gently soaks into your fur warming you all over
>It feels too nice
>You take a moment to relish this

>>29556563
>Before long you gently break the hug
>You have a huge smile on your face you can’t help
>”You really do brighten up my days Twilight”
>Considering she raises the sun, this is pretty good praise
“Then I’ll try to visit more often”
>”I’ll hold you to it. Now about your little human problem”
“I don’t think ‘little’ is an accurate word for anon in any sense”
>Celestia snickers
>”My, my, don’t you seem punny today”
“It comes with living with Pinkie and Rainbow Dash”
>”So then, what’s wrong?”
“Me and the girls are tryingto figure out how to handle Anon. We had charity auction…”

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>>29556571
><><><><><><><><><><><

>Be Rarity
>You feel possessed
>No matter how hard you try to act like a proper lady, your body wouldn’t respond to your commands
>You drag your hooves
>Your shoulders slouch
>Your head is raised only at the minimum amount lest you drag your chin on the road
>Ahead of you lies Anon’s house
>You sigh
>One sigh more among the thousands you already have done and one sigh more for the millions to come
>You are not looking forward to this
>Applejack seems more collect
>All business is that Earth Pony
>No Appreciation for mood and atmosphere
>She quirks an eyebrow at you
>The nerve
>You harrumph before trotting over to Anon’s door
>You knock at the door
>…
>No answer
“Perhaps, he’s not home.”
>Applejack gives you a condescending look
>”Perhaps, we should try knockin again.”
>You sigh
>With another series of swift knocks, you awaited a response
>You roll your eyes
“Anon!? Are you home?”
>”Fuck off”
>Applejack rolled a shoulder
>”Looks like he’s home”
>She turned back to the door
>”Anon, ya got a minute! We need to talk!”
>”Goddamn, be quiet woman! I can only get to the door so fast”
>You feel a deja vu coming on, but whatever you don’t remember off hand, your likely suppressing for a reason
>Anon opens the door
>He’s in some gaudy, plaid sleeping robes
>”Alright, ya want something?”
>”Listen, Anon, me and Rarity-“
>”-Rarity and I”
>”were just interested in talking. We’ll ask some questions, talk about the weather, and then we’ll get out of your hair lickity split”
>He stood staring at you and Applejack
>Or above you

>>29556575
>Or off in the distance
>You recoil at the smell of heavy cider on him
>Is he a drunk too?
>Finally he breaks the silence
>”Yeah whatever, come in”
>You share a look with Applejack before taking another step behind anon as he withdraws into his house
>She shrugs and move on in
>You sigh
>Another one for today and to mark more to come
>You walk in and find his accommodations are not as alien as you would suspect
>You figured he’d use every tool imaginable to make his home resemble his home world, but it seems that he’s kept things rather conservative now
>A couch, a coffee table, a chair, bookshelf with sparse reading material on it, and a fireplace
>A rug splayed on the floor and bedwear on his couch, it seems like it sees a lot of use contrast to how Spartan the room is
>Only that and the living room were in sight
>That and some other doors down the hallway
>Anon shuffles into the kitchen and rummages around
>You and Applejack motion to sit on his chair when you hear him snap
>”Don’t sit on my chairs”
“I beg your pardon”
>”Don’t sit on my chairs”
>My word
>What a douche
>You roll your eyes
>You walk toward the couch
>”Don’t sit on my couch”
>”Now, come on, Anon. What are you doing?”
>Anon scratches his buttocks
>”Fixing breakfast”
>You blow air out the side of your mouth
“Where would you like us to sit?”
>”Nowhere if possible. But if you had to, the floor”
>You can’t help but sneer at his audacity
>”And not on the rug”
“I know we don’t exactly get along, but can we please try to act civil?”
>”That’s exactly what I’m doing.”

>>29556580
>You see him whisking something in a cup
>”You ponies are the worst when it comes to hygiene. I don’t want your unwiped asses on my furniture.”
>You recoil
>”See, where I come from, we are a little bit more advanced with our shitting technique. Like first we don’t just shit everywhere we stand”
>You look over to Applejack and she just shrugs
>”Like when I’m eating breakfast on the go, and I walk through the streets, I don’t want to ruin my appetite when my shoes have someone else’s dinner on it. Or if I trip and fall, I don’t literally ‘eat shit’”
>”That ain’t fair, we got places to go to when we gotta go”
>You raise an eyebrow
>How eloquently put Applejack
>”Yeah, but you only had public shitting streets for six months. I got here a year ago. Those two things are not coincidences.”
“You don’t mean-“
>”Exactly. One of the first things out of the gate, I told Mayor Mare straight up, fix this shit.”
>Anon dumped the contents of his bowl onto the heated stove
>”Another thing, when you smell Applejack, you smell apples”
>You stare into Applejack for a second, before she rolls her eyes rolls her hoof in the air
>You smile and lean forward to smell her
>Simple and honest
>”You smell Rainbow Dash, she smells like an afternoon rainshower”
>You nod
>”Roseluck smells like roses”
>You nod again
>”You smell Rarity, she smells like jizz and sweat”
>Your eyes go pinprick
“I-“
>You quickly snap your neck at your friend
>Applejack is busy studying the roof real intently with a scrunched up muzzle
>You raise a hoof and sniff
>You don’t smell anything
>Or…
>You never noticed how hot this suddenly got
>You rub a hoof onyour neck
“I-“
>”But what do I smell like? What does my house smell like?”
>You raise nose in the air and sniff
>…

>>29556581
>it smells…
>”Like a hospital”
>”Exactly. You don’t smell shit, because I don’t shit all over my house. You ponies however, all smell like a mixture of shit all the time, and I still haven’t gotten used to it. At least Rainbow Dash rinses off in a cloud every now and then between shitting in those new gutters you have.”
>You jaws locked open and you give a sideways, slanty eyed look at the floor
>This is exactly, not the type of conversation you were anticipating
>”And don’t get me started on Fluttershy, my fucking god-“
“Anyways, we smell, and what of it”
>”Well it’s not that you don’t clean yourselves enough, you guys don’t even wipe your-“
>“Okay, we get it, we’ll sit on the floor”
>”Thank you~! So. Very~ much~!”
>You sigh and sit up right on the rug
>You sit in silence and let the sound of sizzling skillet take over
>You look to Applejack for help, but she shrugs
>You motion your head
>She shakes her head side to side
>You jerk your head and motion it again
>She mimics your actions
>You whisper
“Applejack say something”
>She whispers back
>”No, you say something”
“Applejack, just start the conversation”
>“I don’t wanna do that, you start it off”
“Whatever you start us off with, I’ll back you up”
>Applejack sits up taller and yells over to the kitchen
>”So Anon, I heard your date with Rainbow Dash was bad.”
>You muscles spasm out and your limbs jerk under you
>You shake your head and look back at Applejack
>You cross your fore hooves up in the air furiously
>”I mean, what I meant to say was… uh… How’s it going Anon?”
>Anon for his part didn’t really react

>>29556585
>You simply slid his meal off the skillet onto a plate and walked over with it to his couch and set the plate of hash browns on the coffee table
>He sat back and looked at us
>”So, what do you girls really want?”
“Well, it’s in our best-“
>”We wanna know more bout why your such an ass all the time”
>He gave a forced, mocking smirk
>”I mean, alright… I guess I better start with the story of me. But this’ll take a while”
“Well, then Darling, we have a while”
>Anon wiggled back into the cushions of his couch
>”Alright, well, it was never easy for me. I was born a poor, black child.”
>He paused for a second
>Applejack pointed at him
>”But your green”
>He drops his head and sighs
>”I don’t know why I still bother with these jokes”

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>>29556589
Whelp done for now.

>>29556581
>You never noticed how hot this *room suddenly got
whoops. Tired and writing fast. Not great. Fuck my sleep schedule.

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Her natural color is prettier, but she can't get over her need to stand out and attract attention; even if it is negative.

>>29556594
Welcome back. Good stuff. I'm liking how you're developing this so far. I look forward to where you take it.

>>29556589
Would massaging your penis make more green come out?
I don't mind contributing

>>29556668
No. I do that enough myself and I don't feel more motivated at all. Just shame and disgust at the act I committed.

>>29556594
all hail the glorious writefaq

>>29556594
did you really REALLY need to add so much about public shitting? Like seriously? we've seen toilets in the show, this whole part was just stupid.

Also how the fuck is anyone supposed to read any of the cute romcom moments with RD without thinking that her ass is covered in shit?

>>29556717
Dash showers tho
Learn to read you faggot

>>29556717
It's not all ponies. Just AJ.

Gives us a good idea about Anon's mental state right now, and part of why he's such a miserable jackass.

>>29556717
Well, for one, I felt like whiplashing the mood from tender Celestia Twilight moment, to a very Anon-like moment and complain about something at both Rarity and Applejack, without him being a "serous nihilistic introverted super special outcast who is totes not a selfinsert". Basically, bring down the mood, without the brood.
I also want to be disengaged from wish fulfillment in a wish fulfillment story. I don't want to make it easy, so I fluff up the story with miscellaneous, unimportant conversation with irrelevant data. No green would ever be as satisfying if we only get our meats. "Stroke of the pen, the dragon was defeated" and all that jazz.
Last of all, Rainbow Dash is always fucking around with clouds and washed with it frequently. Trashmen usually don't smell like daisies after work, so the reverse works with Dash.

>>29556793
I like the idea of ponies walking around with poopy buttholes and pooping in public

write more stories about ponies pooping

>>29556807
wrong thread faggot, go back to /mlg/

>>29556807
Listen, the only scat ever coming from me again is this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_nFSk7B0zo

>>29556717
Also, I've seen horses often. They aren't romantic creatures if you watch them often

>>29556558
Hitchhiker's door reference in the beginning? If so, noice.

>>29556879
>They aren't romantic creatures if you watch them often
That's because they're animals.

>>29556964
exactly, and animals are filthy and need to be washed often. Hence the unseen plus of our cloud wrangling weather mare. I bet nobody coming into this thread thought of Rainbow Dash as the most hygienic of her friends.

>>29556990
The thought of a "public shitting street" is unsavoury, yet so very amusing.

A future Anon?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOjrS3rv7ZY

>>29557197
>The thought of a "public shitting street" is unsavoury, yet so very amusing.
>>>/int/
You should try crossboarding more. You never know what you'll find

>>29557205
If it's anything like the Chinese airliner that had to be "decontaminated" before we could repair it, it'll be a laugh.
And by laugh, I mean make your chest hurt from dry heaving for hours.

Thanks for reminding me about that dude.
*urk*

>>29556558
Dont be a cunt to grunts. Theyre legally required to say hello.

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>>29555356
>>29556594
Writefags are back, great

>>29556594
Glad you're back.

>>29552177
I like it.

>>29550826
Agreed.

>>29556589
>Alright, well, it was never easy for me. I was born a poor, black child.”
Excellent taste

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>>29547379
>>29547521
>No no it's okay, we're just imagining her in a horrible situation and putting her in a terrible light, behind the scenes we actually love her as a character and a principle, honestly.

This is why friendless, depressed self-lying hypocrites should never write for a positive cutesy cartoon show. You'll never get married and never have children, you'd just abuse them like a bunch of sociopaths.

You guys should consider taking your writing style straight to Pinnochio and Peter Pan. There are tons of dark folktales with asshole characters pretending to be "mischievious" and assholes with a good heart, when it's the opposite.

Seriously grab your keyboard right now and write a 50 page novel about The Ugly Duckling and how he had to endure the winter all alone. How he had to tolerate being an outcast and an underdog to everyone. Maybe make it a revenge story too by making the last 10 pages about how he's a smug swan who takes a shit on everyone.. That would fit your loser personalities to a tee.
Oh or even better make the ugly duckling a female so you can fap to the abuse like the mysgonistic retards you all are. Because you identify more with a pussy turned into a dick like you all are.

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>>29556807
>not knowing the engineering marvel that is the ponut

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>They actually think I'm joking and just insulting them.

No, I'm serious. Start writing degenerate children stories like The Little Match Girl. You angsty teens have a lot in common with the uncivilized writers of that time, most artists back then and especially now are the same emo-driven degenerates who enjoy writing sad moping stories about the cruelty of reality. Especially the way it's written without any real morality, standards, heroic stuff in it. And it's all about accepting bittersweet answers and being a doormat instead of dying for righteousness and justice-driven solutions.

What would keep you guys from writing sad children stories? You're immature enough for it, you're depressed enough. All you'd need is to go outside more to understand how activities unfold outside of dialogue.

>>29556668
If massaging a penis causes green to come out, you should probably call an ambulance.

>>29557723
that duck is thicc

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>>29557723
>>29557752

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>>29557769
>he still thinks I'm joking

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>>29557723
>mysgonistic
>>29557752
>sad children stories

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>>29557906
Get back in the pot with the rest of your envious crabs.

>>29557734
>>29546421

>>29557723

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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Welp this thread really went to shit fast.

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>>29558016

>>29557723
>>29557752

Why are you so worked up over a cartoon horse?

>>29558081
shit happens

Hey Fizzles are you coming back, I need more Feels from your story.

>>29556563
>”Twilight, I’ve told you so many times. You and I-
>“Me and you”
OhShitNiggerWhatAreYouDoing.jpg

>>29556581
>”You smell Rarity, she smells like jizz and sweat”
>Rarity has nothing to say in her own defense
Toppest kek

>>29557723
misandric bitch
back to tumblr or reddit or facebook where you belong
faggot

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God she's gross.

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>>29559969
ikr. oh wait, I don't have any ugly pics of her

>>29552884

>>29558385
I will, I'm still trying to think of what the next step would be. A short skip ahead in time is probably gong to happen (about a week) and we'll get to a point where they finally bang.

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>>29552958
BTR in equestria when?

>>29556594
Oh heads up. Mid terms coming up. Gotta get my shit in gear. Wouldn't even feel like writing tomorrow anyways, because of how abysmal the cup was today

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Uggo bump.

>>29561630
How dare you

>>29561630
Imagine convincing her she was pretty for weeks, maybe even months, then getting her all made up for a party, only for it to turn out to be a pig party.

>>29561790

>They show up at the party
>A big banner unfurls "Pig Party!"
>Anon looks shocked
"Dash!? How could you!?"
>He starts bawling and runs away
>Now Dash has to convince Anon that it was all just a big misunderstanding

>>29560994
I feel you, at least we still have the THREE STARS meme

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>Once all the drama and feels pass, Dash becomes one of those girlfriends that genuinely loves being around you.

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>>29562591
0/8 of /myteam/ made it. literally worst timeline. I just hope /mu/ and /sp/ don't get a second star. let it go to someone else. Even rooting for /toy/ didn't work out. Now everything is on the last weeb board left.

>>29562905

>>29563169

Plz continue Fizzles

>>29563599
See >>29560779

Does anyone know what happened to Icarus from previous thread?

>>29564425
Nope, just died after the thread ended.

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>>29564425
>>29564818

I'm really sorry folks
Life and other commitments got in the way.
I do however have a pastebin now
http://pastebin.com/ygdJD3tp

>>29565007
>the night was uncomfortably warm
>equestria summers are like that
>even when you only had a thin sheet to sleep under you still felt a bit damp waking up
>the day would be hot too.
>The day began much like any other would, shit, cold shower but no shave
>you look better with a little hair on your jawline. Just a little.
>you would have had a breakfast too if you had any food in stock.
>time to visit the market, maybe grab some other things while you're there.
>you go through quills and paper like a motherfucker
>you debate with yourself whether you should put on a shirt but ultimately decide against it
>it's too hot and nothing else round here wears shirts
>even the princesses let it all free
>junk is on display almost always so fuck it why not
>liberated of your shirt (but not your jeans and shoes)
>you grab your pouch of gold bits, your small over-the-shoulder bag and head out walking down the small path past Fluttershy's house towards town

>don't need to lock the door
>everything is too polite to rob and you have fuck all in there anyway.
>also magic.
>what good is a locked door when someone can just teleport inside
>you still don't understand magic and while it would be badass as all hell be able to shoot fireballs from your hand or lift up things using telekinesis you know you'll just fuck it up and end up hurting someone

>you reach the town proper, market stalls are selling various goods and wares
>you need food and a few supplies. You need to get it done and start heading back but around mid-day because that's when Dash is coming over.
>today looks like it'll be a nice chill day
>"Mornin' Anon what can we do for you?" Applebloom greets you as you reach her cart
>Big Mac is there too and looks like he's recovered from poker-night you give him a quick nod
>you wouldn't get much conversation out of him anyway, all you've ever heard him say is "Eeeyup." "raise." "Fold." and "go home Anon, you're drunk."
"Morning all, just need a few apples."

>>29565103
>"Can do! Do you want a pie as well? It was freshly baked this morning!" Applebloom asks as she starts to place a small pile of apples in a little paper bag.
>in truth you'd love one, but you have nowhere to hold it while you do the rest of your shopping
"yes, I but I've got nowhere to hold it, just save me one and I'll buy it on the way back."
>Big Mac nods and places one of the fine looking pies on the shelf underneath the stand

>you got the rest of your shopping done after another hour or so
>apples, a nice selection of vegetables and fruits, breads and other dairy, a fresh stack of paper and a absolute rarity that you are very hard come by to find, MEAT.
>it took a while for you to set this up but you have meat delivered to ponyvile.
>no way are you having a vegetarian lifestyle when you know things like steak and bacon exist.
>as one might expect however it isn't just some pony sitting on a stall with various types of cut meat ready to sell.
>you have to head the ponyvile mail depot and pick it up yourself.
>"Morning derpy, my package arrived yet?" you ask as you head round to the front desk to find the crossed eyed pony sitting there on her desk
"Oh hi Anon, yep it arrived last night do you need some help with it?"
>that just because she's polite, nobody wants to help you handle your packages
>it's why it's kept here where you have to pick it up instead of being delivered like most packages would be
>you understand of course but it doesn't stop you feeling annoyed by having to do this EVERY TIME
"No, I'll be fine thanks, here's the payment for the package and here is the letter to be sent, same as last time."
>you hand her the gold bits along with a letter to send back to your supplier, a lovely griffin lass who you once helped out.

>you head back through the town, thinking if you need anything else when you see AJ now standing with Big Mac and Apple bloom.
>she waves you down
>"Good morning Anon! How's the day reading ya'?" she smiles

>>29565202
I like where this is going. Don't stop now!

>>29565202
"pretty good, but I just been picking up a few supplies for today." you say placing the tightly wrapped package on the stall and pulling out your bag o' bits.
>"Oh anything interesting goin' on?" she asks genuinely interested.
"Nah, I just me and Dash hanging out at my place." you reply as you hand over the bits to Big Mac for your pie.
>AJ and Big Mac look surprised.
>"Just hanging out?" she asks
"Yeah...? Unless she has something else planned."
>"hmm." AJ mumbles cryptically.
"What?"
>"nothing I'm sure, you go and have a good day Anon and give my regards to Rainbow Dash."
>you take your pie and head back home deciding that you wouldn't question AJ.
>element of honesty and all that, but if she says it's probably nothing then what are you to argue.
>you mind dwells on it though.
>as you head out of town your mind goes to other places like what you should have for breakfast.
>it's still about an hour before midday so you have some time to kill
>you start to pass by Fluttershy's little earthen cottage and see her stepping out.
>you give her a wave, and she returns it and then starts to fly off.

>Home once again
>it's a little house just a few minutes out of town along the road to the Whitetail woods.
>a few things of yours survived and you settled down it comfort surrounded by tons of books and music
>just like home.
>except you are in another dimension
>with ponies.
>and magic.
>it's not like home at all.

>a knock at the door
"Dash, good to see you come on in."
>"Thanks Anon, It's rare we get to hang out, you are always with Big Mac, Spike and Thunderlane. I missed yo...your company."
"Well we can hang out now, I was just about to cut myself a piece of pie, you in?"
>Rainbow Dash walks towards the kitchen curiously before deciding that 'yes she would'
>you take your seat on the couch before handing her, her plate
>she hops up on the seat and shuffles about trying to find a comfortable position
>you start to chat about mundane things like the weather

>>29565358

"So why is it bad, weather was completely uncontrolled in my world and we turned out all right, you make this Everfree forest sound like a nightmare."
>"well that's because it is. Weather needs to be controlled and once it gets there over the Everfree we can't control it anymore."
"again, why is that bad?" you say
>she hops of the couch having already finished her slice of pie a while ago
>"Okay so like.. When we schedule storms and stuff we need to make sure it all goes the right place, gets used up and returned right?"
>you nod
>the whole concept of weather control is confusing to you, you're from earth after all.
>"Well if one of those storm clouds gets separated and drifts into the Everfree then we can't get it back." there will be a constant storm cloud over there."
>you fail to see how this is a problem.
>"each time we lose some part of a cloud it'll drift over to there and join with any other clouds, and it'll just grow and grow and grow until it reaches the edge of the Everfree."
>"when that happens it will contain enough rain and built up lightning that it could flood and DESTROY all of ponyvile!"
>now you can see why it'd be a problem.
>"Wow, well thank God you're the face of the weather team then, I can't imagine you've let any through."
>she sighs
>"but I have, over seven tons of the stuff has slipped past."
>you looked surprised and rainbow picks up on your expression
>"Oh don't worry, that's the lowest amount any pony has ever let through, because I'm just that awesome.'
>you chuckle and begin to talk about other subjects
>rainbow wanted to learn more about you, so you told her.
>eventually alcohol was brought out and there the questions started to become personal
>"so.. You ever had a mare-friend?" Rainbow asked slightly nervous and slightly tipsy
"Yeah a once..." you said as you remember that quite bitter memory.
>Rainbow to her credit doesn' ask you to elaborate.
"what about you?" you say feeling happy to move the conversation on.

>>29565603
well, that's pretty good

>>29555348
>you've been walking for some time and before you knew it, you were both at a large clearing on a cliff overlooking Whitetail Woods.
>yoou can see Ponyville in the distance
"This is... amazing."
>you look out at the expanse and smile
>you turn to Dash and see a breeze run through her hair, accenting her look perfectly as she looks out past the cliff with you
>Dash smiles and shuffles her wings
>"I'm glad you like it, Anon"
>you just smile and take a seat, letting the wind brush past you and looking out at the landscape beyond
>Rainbow takes a seat by you, leaning in slightly
>your sides are touching but she isn't leaning on you at the moment
>for a few moments, you just enjoy eachother's company and the comfortable silence that comes with it
>"So, how was the meeting wiht Twi yesterday?"
"It was good. She convinced me to go to this 'stallions night' thing where they play poker. Didn't particularly care for it though."
>Dash looks over slightly raising her eybrow
>"How so? I *know* you like poker. You've played with me and the girls a few times."
>you shrug
"It wasn't the game, it was the company. We had some... differences that were... unreconcilable."
>Dash is staring at you now
>ohshit.jpeg
>do you tell her the full story?
>no, that could cause more harm than good
>you need to verify it first, no need to jump headfirst into a pool of water potentially full of jagged rocks
>better diffuse the situation
"B-besides, it's not like they could stand up to *the* Rainbow Dash. Sorry, but you've spoiled me. I'm used to a certain level of awesome now and they just didn't make the cut."
>Dash snorts, letting out a small giggle
>"Haha. Yeah, you'll have to try pretty hard to come close to *my* level of awesome."
>you smirk
"Oh no, I've only added to your ego now. Don't get *too* full of yourself. You still can't make cookies as good as Pinkie Pie. Maybe I should start hanging out with her more often to get some of those sweet pastries she makes."

>>29566124
>her eyes widen and her jaw drops
>"W-wha-"
>you boop her on the snout
>she scrunches her nose in response and stares at the place your finger made contact, adorably rubbing it after you retract your hand
"Calm down Rainbow. I'm not gonna cut you out of my life *anytime* soon. You don't need to worry so much."
>"Hehe, yeah. R-right. I w-wasn't worried at all..."
>Dash looks off into the distance twiddling her hooves
>yeahright.png
>you're not fooling anyone silly horse
>you grab her from behind and pull her into a hug
>"Wha?!?"
>Rainbow Dash blushes and looks back at you confused
>you shake your head and squeez a bit tighter
"Shhh. Just relax. I know you like it."
>you smirk and she snorts indignantly and turns her muzzle back to the horizon
>she doesn't move away though
>you blink, looking up at the sun making it's way towards the horizon
"Wow, it's getting pretty late, huh? We should probably head back before it gets dark."
>Rainbow nods, and gets up as you release your grip
>"Yeah, don't want you to trip and get hurt on the path home. I know how fragile you can be."
>she snickers
"I fall on my face and sprain my ankle *one time* and you'll never let it down will you?"
>"Nope"
>you make your way through the forest with the remaining daylight. By the time you finally arrive at your house, the Sun has set and it's early night-time
>Dash always followed you home when it was late, you asked about it once and she waved it off saying something about being able to see better at night than you could anyways. This made sense enough, since horses back on Earth had pretty good night-vision as well, so you never questioned it past that.
"I had a great time today, Dash. You picked a great spot for today. See you Friday?"
>"Uh... actually, I was wondering..."
>Dash is looking down at her hooves making circles on the ground
"What's up?"
>you face her more directly, shifting your body to give Rainbow your full attention

>>29566131
>Rainbow perks her ears up at the sound of your feet moving in position, looking up at you
>she gulps, and takes a deep breath, exhaling slowly with her eyes closed. When she opens them, she looks at you determined, all fidgeting gone.
>she looks like she's about to go to battle or something. Maybe like when you get before a big performance? Huh. What's got her so worked up?
>"Anon."
"Yes?"
>seriously, what's going on Rainbow? This is odd
>"Do you want to go on a date with me Wednesday night?"
>you blink
"Wait, you said date. But do you mean-"
>"As in a r-romantic d-d-date..."
>Rainbow's still looking at you, but the fidgeting has returned. Her wings are shuffling nervously and her tail is twitching.
>holy shit
>she just-
>Dash's lips are pursed and she's breathing erratically now
>oh shit, the damn pretty mare that you like is freaking out, SAY SOMETHING ANON!
"I... uh..."
>Rainbow's earns pin back against her head and she closes her eyes, her head pointing down at the ground
>"Just... get it over with already. Reject me so I can move on."
>goodjob.jpeg
>Try again Anon
"No, it's not like that!"
>you grab Rainbow's shoulders, she shudders at your touch, trembling
>"It's ok, Anon. I-I'll just go..."
>she turns to leave
>fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
"RAINBOW STOP!"
>she stops, trembling but halted for the moment, still turned away and in her take-off pose
>you take a deep breath, looking at Rainbow. Really looking at her you can see her beautiful mane in dissarray, her soft coat shaking from her exhertions
"Yes Rainbow. I would love to go out with you on a date."
>good job idiot, could have done that the first time
>Rainbow turns to you, suspicion in her eyes
>"Anon, don't play with me."
>you shake your head profusely
"I wouldn't do that about this. You deserve better than that."
>Rainbow searches you with her eyes, on guard
>you just smile and clasp your hands together, trying to keep them from shaking

>>29566141
>it doesn't work, but it helps a bit
>Rainbow notices
>Dash goes stock still, wide-eyed and ears perked towards you
>Rainbow.exe has stopped working, reboot? y/n
>y
"Uh, are you ok Dash?"
>you reach out and grab her shoulder
>"You're serious?"
"Yes."
>"Y-you're n-not j-j-joking?"
>you shake your head and smile
>"No."
>Rainbow's mouth splits into a huge smile as she flaps her wings to a hover and her tail swings rapidly
>"OMIGOSHOMIGOSHOMIGOSH!"
>praisethesun.png
"Rainbow?"
>Rainbow continues her mantra and proceeds to give you the biggest hug you have ever experienced. You return the hug as you stumble, trying not to fall over from the force she put into the initial embrace.
>Dash breaks the embrace and does a loop in the air, coming back to you with the biggest shit-eating grin you've ever seen
>then she seems to remember her inner turmoil that you put her through and scowls, punching you hard
>that one actually hurt
"Ow!"
>"Plothole! Don't ever do that to me again!"
"I'm sorry... it was just so sudden. I... never expected it and you caught me off-"
>you're interrupted by a surprise hug
>"Just don't let it happen again."
>breaking the embrace, a smile adorns her pretty muzzle
>"I'll come to pick you up at 7 on Wednesday. Wear something fancy."
>with that she flies away, a rainbow trail in her wake
>you collapse on the ground in front of your home
>holy horse balls
>what a rollercoaster
>then you remember that you have a date with Dash on Wednesday
>a huge smile creeps onto your face, anticipation already building inside you
>yeah, you're not getting any sleep tonight

>>29566148
Updated: http://pastebin.com/4t5eNzTe

>>29566148
cant w8 4 this gr8 d8 m8

>>29565603
>>29566148
Quality and quantity of greentext in this thread is rather astounding

>>29566148
o boy, can't wait for more

>>29566148
>Plothole
I chuckled, keep it up

Going to need more Dash
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQAw-Dmdb2A

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>>29565603
>>29566157
so much greentext
It's fucking great

Just make sure the memeball cup doesn't kill us. Two matches and the final boss left.

>>29560779
I don't think skip ahead in time is a good way to do the next part of the story, we might want to see her reaction to waking up with Anon next to her.

>>29568758
I don't think there would be much reaction to it, they were both sober and of sound mind.

>>29568926
>>29568758
A c c i d e n t a l i n s e r t i o n
Just kidding, its comfy as it is

>>29568938
>Wake up
>Dash isn't cuddling you anymore
>She's clinging to and running her sopping wet pussy on your 20 inch HMD
>But she's still asleep
>Fuck
>This is rape.
>but for who?

>>29566157
You do good work. Keep it up!

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>>29569010

>>29565603
That's a nice set up you have going.

>>29566141
Anon's dimwittedness here pissed me off pretty good.

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Absolutely disgusting

>>29570967
Her eyes are kinda shit in that.

>>29566148
I better keep an eye on this!

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0/10 would never cuddle

>>29571368
>This is an audio interview? Then what's the camera for?
>...oh. You're interviewing my friends, too. I get it.

>>29571380
Ouch.

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>Wonderbolt's stats are listed
>Dash's entire bio is written with male pronouns.

>>29571789
I'm actually going to use this in my story.

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she's the best

>9

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>>29558174
That's my favourite cartoon horse you're talking about, bitch.
My waifu, you're waifu. What the hell is wrong with you? Are you an anti-fan?

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how can anyone not want to cum inside?

>>29547379
>Turns out the whole world has shit taste, and you're the only one that can tell.
Kek. Great line.

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This isn't the correct horse to have as a favorite.
I would go as far as to say that the horse is actually fucking incorrect.
I fucking said it. Sue me.

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>>29573647
prepare to hear from my lawyer

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>>29573574
Because I want to cum on her feet.

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>>29573595
>>29573623

/thread

No thanks are necessary.

>>29573738
Kys

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>>29573574

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>>29571789

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>ugliest mare in the entire town
>still denies you entry
So is Anon a cuck in all these stories or what?

>>29574612
>Shit better back off then. I guess she's not ready
>>>>The next day
>Applejack
>Damnit Anon, don't you know a thing about roleplay. She wanted you to rape her anyways.
>What?
>>>>>Later
Applejack what the fuck
>It's just a prank bro

>>29575047
>Applejack what the fuck.

This is accurate, yes.

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>>29573150
>you're waifu
So that anon is waifu? Waifu to who? What the hell is wrong with you? Didn't you learn how contractions work in elementary school?

>>29577474
..hit a pizza box? I don't get it.

>>29578330

it's supposed to be like a laptop.

>>29578330
a laptop anon, she's talking about anons laptop.

>>29578350
>>29578353
Oh. Damn I dunno who's more of an idiot then, Dash or me.

>>29578375
you. definitely you

>>29578380
Maybe. But I don't have pizza on my hands.

>>29578444
Ponies don't have hands.

>>29578461

anon doesn't have hooves

>>29578444
these trips are wasted on you

Come back Coffee Horse! We need greens!

>>29579054
this

>>29560714
MUH DICK

>>29547379
>>Rainbow Dash isn't attractive
>>At least not to ponies
>>Her eye color
>>Her rainbow mane and tail caused by some rare genetic defect
>>Her muzzle is just a little to short

I would still rape her until my penis had blisters and my scrotum was swollen to twice its normal size

>>29579470
Good luck trying to rape a flying horse.

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>>29579561
>Good luck trying to rape a flying horse.

that is why you cut her wings off with hedge clippers.

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>>29567247
Because i can.

>>29579920
kek

>>29549055
Cavafly01 is something magical. You will question your sexual attraction after a few videos.

>>29580004
Pretty gud for a mobilefag, ey?

>>29579920
don't be mean to her

she's cute and she has low self esteem

>>29575792

>>29547379
>Unattractive
It triggers me to no end, even though I know this thread is about her being the cutest

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>>29581767
>She isn't pretty
>Not to a pony at least
>Her mane, her snout, her hooves, the shape of her wings
>A dozen little irks and quirks that made her too homely to get past the friendzone with any colt
>They always figured that's why she was trying so hard to be your 'bro'
>She could never do better than another ugly monster

>>29581853
I want to make her feel pretty

>>29581853
>>29581853
>She's not that pretty to a pony.
>But you are.
>Broad chest, strong legs.
>Flat, squared jaw.
>Sure, it's not a muzzle, but that just makes you Exotic.
>All of her irks and quirks that make it so hard to get past the friendzone with a pony?
>Quite attractive to you.
>She's streamlined, she's intelligent, her crassness lets her banter with you.
>She laughs and plays like the world isn't watching, just like you.
>They always figured that's why she was trying so hard to be your 'bro'.
>She was trying to get someone that didn't know any better to look past how ugly she was.

>>29582185
That manipulative bitch.

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cute unattractive horse bump

Writefags DOA

More green tonight. Let me get a good buffer done, be about 30 mins.

Continuing
>http://pastebin.com/3xWgu7b8
>A little more than a week has passed since that weekend.
>You and Dash had one small lunch before she had to leave for Canterlot.
>A big part of you wanted to follow along but it was way to early in the relationship for that.
>If it even was a relationship.
>So far it's been one date that ended badly, one night that ended in tears and cuddling, and a quick lunch near the train station before she left.
>Dating would be the better way to put it.
>Then again, there was the matter of her letter.
>You received a letter from her the third day she had been gone.
>It was mostly her bragging about how amazing her stunts were and how you'd be blown away if you saw them.
>But at the very bottom, the paper was worn with eraser and smudged graphite.
>She had kept writing and erasing something, whatever it started as eventually became "Can't wait to see you again!".
>There was so much extra smudge on the paper it made your thumb darker when you touched it.
>You couldn't imagine the same mare who wrote so much and eagerly about herself would struggle so much with the ending.
>But it was pretty damned cute to think about.
>You had written her back, padding a lot of it with updates on how her friends were doing and what projects you were putting your muscle to.
>Mostly, you wanted her to know that you missed her without sounding like you were clingy.
>So, you mentioned a few places you really wanted to take her when she got back.
>Ended it with a 'See you soon, bring your appetite!"
>With a small PS about your forgotten crew pass, hoping she'd find it funny.
>She was coming back today, and you intended to meet her at the train station.
>Nothing too over the top, no flowers or candies or something like that.
>Just enough that she knew you cared about her still.
>So you finished up work early, showered, changed, and got to the train station.
>The train pulled up on time and you tried your best to contain your excitement.

>>29584984
>Be cool, you told yourself, don't act too--
>"Anon?!"
>Dash exclaimed and nearly threw herself at you, leaving her duffel on the floor.
>But her cool-circuits kicked in and she stopped about a foot away, hovering, and cleared her throat.
>"So you met me here? That's pretty cool, Anon. I...didn't know you could tell time!"
>The rib is weaksauce at its finest and she's rubbing her hoof behind her other hoof, looking around nervously.
>She's not the only one who's nervous, granted, but seeing her nervous puts you a little more at ease.
"I had Twilight explain it to me. Big hand on the 12 and all that. Plus I wanted to get here before you were mobbed by fans."
>"Ha-ha. Very funny! I'll have you know the Rainbow Dash fanclub has a lot more members than the Anon Lame Club!"
"Last I checked that only has one member."
>You booped her nose before she could say anything else.
>She frowned and scrunched her face.
>"You're a giant dork, Anon."
"Guilty. So, how 'bout I walk you home and we talk about that dinner I wrote you about."
>"Deal. Lemme grab my stuff."
>She flew back to the boarding area to grab her bag and the two of you were on your way.
"How was the show?"
>"Incredible! Spitfire and I flew at each other and had perfect inside loops!"
"Wish I saw it."
>"Next time, I'll make sure you have tickets! I'll getcha in the VIP box!"
"Awesome."
>You smiled and she flapped her wings to be eye level again.
>"So where we getting dinner then?"
"I sent you a bunch of places, you wanna pick?"

>>29584996
>"Ahh....nothing fancy ok?"
>That eliminated over half of them.
>More if you considered Rainbow Dash's definition of fancy.
>She must have noticed you grimaced.
>"Not the first night back, that's all. I'm beat, Anon. Once I get home I wanna get some grub and be lazy. Know what I mean?"
"Yea, I getcha. Didn't mean to make a face just don't want it to be pizza and cider again."
>"Anon, pizza and cider are exactly what I want. On your couch, far away from anyone else."
"Even Pinkie Pie?"
>"Especially Pinkie Pie."
>She rolled her eyes and you patted her back.
"You're the superstar. If you want mineral water with cucumber slices I'll be sure to get Rarity on it."
>"Damn right."
"Speaking of superstars, did you get a program for me?"
>"Wha?"
"Ya know, of the airshow, I wanted to--"
>"Ugh...no, I didn't."
>You frowned and she blew a lock of hair out of her face.
>"They screwed up my bio, alright? I'll get you one next time."
"Screwed it up? How?"
>"I don't wanna talk about it."
>She grumped and you decided not to ask anymore about it.
>Unfortunately, she made it difficult, because not thirty second later-
>"My first airshow and they screwed up my bio! I can't even keep one for myself I'm not going to give one to my boyfriend!"
>So many followup questions were loaded for that one.

>>29584997
>Where to even begin?
>Dash's ears perk up, as if she heard her own statement and she coughs.
"It's alright. Next time I'll go and get one myself, k?"
>She smiled slightly and signed.
>"I hope they don't make that mistake again."
"I'm sure you gave the publisher an earful."
>"Oh man, you have no idea."
>The two of you were almost at her cloudhouse.
>Dash wanted to drop off her things, shower, and see the girls before she came to your place.
"So....who's the lucky guy?"
>"Huh?"
"You said you had a boyfriend back there, I didn't know you--"
>She groaned and punched you in the arm.
>"I'm about to be single again if you keep it up."
>You winked and her cheeks twinged red a little.
"When do you think you'll be by?"
>"Probably around 7. Think you can get the rest of that cider from AJ?"
"Took care of it yesterday."
>"Really?"
>You nod and she flew against your side and hugged you.
>It was brief, and she released you just as quickly and was rubbing her foreleg looking at the ground shortly after.
>"Been a long week, heh...didn't mean to surprise you!"

>>29584999
>You were having none of that.
>With a quick step forward, you pulled her back into a proper hug.
>Her wings were pomf-ed but she quickly relaxed, rested her head on your shoulder, and sighed.
>"Sorry...still getting used to...well a lot of things."
>You were still trying to figure out what some of those things were.
>When Dash left earlier in the week you two hugged for a minute and then she flew off to catch the train.
>No kisses, nothing like that.
>You two hadn't really discussed relationships or anything like that, one date, one night of cuddling, one lunch, and a whole lot of crying didn't seem to be the best basis of anything.
>But now she's back and she's calling you her boyfriend while still being unsure of what her boundary for physical stuff was.
>Or who knows, it was hard to tell with Dash.
>Especially after everything that you learned both before and after she left.
>Well, after was more each of her friends stopping by to either apologize for being so rash or, in Rarity's case, interrogate you about your intentions.
>You let it slide because she also came by to take your measurements for new clothing.
>But man, Dresshorse was about as subtle as a dumptruck.
>"I'll get the pizza this time, k?"
>Dash slipped out of the embrace and her bright magenta eyes were shining.
"Cool, meet you after 7."
>"You got it!"
>She flew back to her house and you set back to yours.

>>29585006
>Thinking about Rarity actually had your mind wandering.
>Why was Rarity considered 'pretty' by pony standards while Dash wasn't?
>It didn't make sense to you.
>Shrugging, you made a small detour to Sugarcube Corner.
>Dash said she'd pick up the pizza but a little dessert would be nice too.
>As you entered, Pinkie practically flew from behind the counter and was bouncing in front of you.
>"Did Dashie come home? How is she? Did she bring the program?!"
>You held your hands out and Pinkie's bouncing slowed to a mild hopping.
"Yea, she's back. I think she's mostly OK, something happened with the program she's not all that thrilled about so she didn't get any."
>"WHAT!? What could they have messed up?"
"She didn't want to talk about it. In fact, unless she brings it up, don't mention anything! When I left I think she was in a better mood so don't--"
>"OK, OK, Pinkie promise!"
>Pinkie Pie bounced a final time before making her way back to the counter.
>You followed.
>Pinkie already owed you a favor so maybe you could pick something up cheap?
"Any idea what Rainbow Dash likes?"
>"Ummm....OOO!!! I don't know if she's had these but we made them fresh!"
>Pinkie doesn't give you a second to object, a pastry box is already on the counter and donuts covered in powdered sugar were 'poofing' into the box.
>"She's gonna love them, Anon! You'll see!!"
>You could only nod, Pinkie was already wrapping the box up with ribbon.

>>29585013
That's all for tonight.

Good stuff m8! Keep it up!

>>29584083
Alive. Life got in the way the past few days, working on the next scene but don't know when exactly it'll be done. Either tonight or tomorrow, betting on tomorrow.

>>29585018
Its good.

>>29585018
good green mango

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>>29585018
You sure made that ugly horse pretty cute

>>29587108
>Kissless, forever alone,dash.
>Hangs around under the mistletoe at pinkie's hearth warming party.
>Hopes someone would throw her a pity kiss.
>No takers.
>New to town anon. Goes in for a kiss thinking he got lucky with his timing.
>Brash pony suddenly shy enough to put Fluttershy out of business.
>Anon goes in for a longer kiss than is traditional.
>The first time anyone ever witnessed a blue pony tern totally pink(in more ways than one).