RGRE: Reversed Gender Roles Equestria

>>29549319
>Is bread
Just like I asked

>>29549319
She must really loaf bread

>>29549359
You'd butter not be making buns or you're toast.

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>tfw even being the Equestrian equivalent of a woman wouldn't make ponies see past your personal failures and your own horrible nature
It would be just like real life only with lower expectations; expectations that you would still fail to meet (as usual)

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aggressive mares

sitting in your lap

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>"Anon, I'm horny"
>"Give me that dick"

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>>29549425
kek

>>29549425
>"You are already flaccid."

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Pegasi make the best herdmates.

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>>29549445
Yes.

>>29549319
Why is that bread making a " D: " face?

>>29549467
Cannot unsee, thank you very much.

>>29549467
>>29549493
>Ouch, my crust

>>29549467
I would too with all the teeth she's using

>>29542999
>Unsure what to make of the situation, you decide to follow the guard
>Anonymous follows, marching behind you at a leisurely pace, chains jingling
>Slivers of light enters your eyes the instant you step out of the cell
>While it isn't much, the sudden change allows you to see much better than before
>The three of you are traveling down a spacious hall, various holding cells line the wall
>You can't help but feel as if every eye here is staring at you, and uneasiness takes over
>It seems that Anonymous notices this, too, and decides to speak up
>"Excuse me, little lady, but can you take off these confounded restraints? The binds are chafing me."
>Unfortunately, silence is all he receives
>"Oh, come on. The dragon gets to stroll around freely, but an old stallion has to be subjected to bondage? There's clearly a bias here."
>The mare scowls, clearly annoyed with the biped's banter
>>"As per instructions, it is utmost priority to have you secured. Hundreds of dragons, ponies, and whatnot are sold here every day, but from what I can tell, you're something the gals running this and I have never seen."
>She smiles smugly, doing one of those equine gestures where they jut out their teeth before looking forward
>With that, Anonymous pipes down, but for some reason, he's still smiling
"What are you happy about?" You whisper, craning your neck backwards
>"She just said that I'm a rare commodity. That means they'll pay high prices for me here."
"Yeah, but you're too decrepit to be assigned to anything pleasant."
>He raises his brows
>"Who said I wanted to live like a slave?"
"You, apparently, since you were so happy about being an expensive item."
>"Rare commodity," Anonymous emphasizes, as if there's a difference, "Rich morons love buying rare stuff, and that will enable me take a few valuables from them to pawn away. When I decide to run, at least."
"And what will you do with the bits?"
>He hums, clearly satisfied with whatever he's thinking about
>"...Gambling."

>>29549630
>You can't help but to roll your eyes
"For shame, grandpa."
>"It's a hobby-"
>A sword cuts off Anonymous's retort, coated in the guards magic
>>"More fighting, and both of you will lose your tongues."
>As aggravating this pony can be, you would rather not be dealing with more guards at the moment
>Anonymous, however, frowns for the first time you've been with him
>>"What, are grandpa's feelings hurt?" She puckers out her lips, imitating baby-talk, "Angry because I don't talk like your foals?"
>Before you could say "don't", Anonymous goes into motion
>Faster and much more flexible than you thought, Anonymous hops back and raises a leg skyward
>The guard reacts to the sudden movements, driving the sword towards the still-standing limb in an attempt to render him off-balance
>He brings his heel down, intercepting the sword's hilt
>Upon making contact, the guard's aura dissipates, and the sword falls, clattering against the ground
>The mare stands there, dumbfounded
>>"What."
>And that's all she got to say as the offending appendage delivers a kick to her head, sending her flying a good distance
>The entire exchange happened less in a minute, but the tension in you made every second passed feel like hours
>Oh, Dragon Lord, why did you get yourself into this?
>"Take her keys."
>Slack-jawed, you push your chin back up with a claw before speaking
"O-Okay."
>Walking over, you gingerly take the key ring from the unconscious unicorn and began trying each key on Anonymous's lock
>Within several tries, the contraption pops, and metal falls to the ground with a satisfied sigh
>Underneath the chains is a sturdy frame dressed in tattered clothing
>The exposed flesh are covered in irritations from the bonds and various scars- cuts, gashes, and others in a myriad of incredulous shapes
>Still, you can't help but be flushed as Anonymous raises his arms and stretches in front of you, suggestive groans exiting him

>>29549636
>"C'mon. No time for dilly-dallying," he smiles, "We better get outta here before more come."
"...Why?"
>Anonymous cracks his neck, still content and feeling zero regret from his actions
>"I'm impulsive, I guess."
>Now, the eyes that have been staring feels much less imposing than than your current conversation partner
>A final stretch and joint pop later, Anonymous saunters over to the blade
>As the pony equivalent of a broadsword, the weapon looks more like a rapier with the ape stands next to it
>He picks up the sword, and your breath hitches
>For some reason, fear began to well up inside you
>While you were shocked when Anonymous knocked out the guard, your surprise is not synonymous with the pure animosity radiating off of him right now
>Every bone within you screams, "RUN!", and a word you haven't heard since you're a hatchling came to mind
"Human."
>"Hm?"
"N-Nothing!"
>It's irrational to think so, but your instincts tell you otherwise
>Picking up the scabbard, Anonymous sheathes the weapon
>The pressure you were experiencing vanished, and you can't help but think how he looks weird to you now, like a wolf without it's teeth
>Fantasy has invaded reality; the fables of fierce simians snatching away princes to their abode has came true
>Anonymous, however, doesn't notice your hysteria and smiles
>"Let's get going, eh? We're gonna start a ruckus in the auction hall!"
>Immediately, he picks up the keys and tosses them into a nearby cell
>"Be sure to share! The more noise we make, the better!" He turns back to you, "Shall we?"
>He extends an arm as in appreciation, and you can feel benign intent in his expression
>Well, you've lived long enough
>After all, there are weirder ways to pass away
>Tentatively holding out a talon, you allow him to shake it
"Yes...We shall."

I'm no LaP, and this is definitely no multi-chapter masterpiece, but I hope you enjoyed it.

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>>29549444
nice trips

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>>29549425

>>29549651
Is good. I want to see where you take it.

>>29549651
her little flashback reminds me of dark souls

nice overall. this isn't an anonymous we've seen much of, and we don't get many dragons in our greens around here. please continue. just don't expect many (you)s until tomorrow, since this is the slow time.

>>29549651
Not bad. Keep going, faggot.

>>29549651
>but I hope you enjoyed it
is this implying its over already

>>29549319
What is the point of the CrazyRain pastebin if its never updated anymore? doesn't the googledoc suffice?

>>29549744
Like Anakin's lightsaber, it's a relic from a more civilized age.

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>>29549651
>>Fantasy has invaded reality; the fables of fierce simians snatching away princes to their abode has came true
kek

>>29549775
>"This is not the direction I thought this confrontation would take. I'm not 100% sure how I feel about this development."

>>29549775
just nitpicking here but her hair flipping up like that makes no sense. Unless she's standing on top of a steam vent or something

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>>29549651
>>29549775
>Fantasy has invaded reality; the fables of fierce simians snatching away princes to their abode has came true

>>29549811
It's actually ocean spray that they're walking through, and the gust is kicking up her hair. Man oh man, is she ever in for a surprise when the tide comes in.

>>29549811
Kind of looks like the wind is kicking up her direction in the pic. just a little

>>29549819
ooooh that makes sense

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>>29549651
please continue writing

I like the 'humans are terrifying creatures of legend' angle. There are so many stories that have Anon come in and break the stereotype. When's the last time he actually lived up to the reputation?

Updated prompt collection:
http://pastebin.com/GgD2Yvkv

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>>29549775
>>29549798
>>29549815

>>29549651
There had better be more chapters.
COOLKIDS! YOU'RE BACK!

>>29549917
Dragons don't have boobs

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>>29549917
That's kinda hot.

>>29549909
Careful Anon, you're treading into hot water
>>29549909
Ponies think humans are mythological creatures that have their own folklore surrounding them
They might believe that human semen has medicinal properties similar to crushed unicorn horns

>>29549946
Alternatively they might believe that drinking human blood makes you a more powerful magic user necessitating a bit of security

>>29549929
Hello, friend. Previously ashamed of my skills, I went into hiding, becoming a hermit to hone my greens.
In truth I'm still a spaz and there were too many things distracting me.

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Why is Durnk still here, anyway? He's not funny, even though he tries, and his mass replies are worthless and annoying. It's unironically just a blatant grab for attention. Yeah, yeah, he's been here for a while, but if a tripfag is around enough they don't just become wanted.

>>29549966
I still love you even with all of your erratic faggotry.

>>29549984
People like him for giving (You)s to the underappreciated posts. His greens are okay every once in a while, so it balances out.

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>>29549935
>Them thighs.
>Those eyes.
>That pout.

DRAGONSLAYER
DRAGONS LAYER
LEGEND TAMER
GOD AWAKEN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEpcS1r9-m4

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>>29550011
RIDE THE DRAGOOOOON

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>>29550045
Fuck off, Ember is literally worse than EQG and that's saying something

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>>29550050
(You)

>>29549651
>I'm no LaP, and this is definitely no multi-chapter masterpiece, but I hope you enjoyed it.

Greatly. RGRE with dragons is interesting, and a story with a non-Anon PoV is especially interesting. And you write well.

Please continue.

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>>29550074
Cancer.

>>29550087
FoE is that way, friend.

>>29550097
your mom has cancer

>>29550097
I- wait. Are you the same fuck who was complaining about furry shit from the movie a few threads back?

>>29550120
No. I don't give a shit about all that furry drama. I don't care about that. I do care, however, about all these faggots that unironically like Ember.

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>>29550125
thats pretty autistic senpai

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>>29550133
I can shitpost too, my friend.

>>29550125
Well, can you justify your points by bringing up your reasons to dislike Ember?

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>>29550140
thats nice
still doesnt make you any less autistic

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>>29550160
>>29550140
>>29550133
>>29550097
>>29550074

>>29550170
Anonfilly in RGRE when?

>>29550160
>Emberfag calling me autistic
How many layers of irony are you on right now?

>>29549651
>Dragons have an instinctual fear of Murderapes

This pleases me

>>29549909
I had an idea the other day I'm still trying to sort out, where Humans are something akin to Fae creatures or Youkai. Some are good, some evil. Some are harmless, some dangerous. Many are just /strange/.

They can appear without warning, and vanish just as quickly. They are at once familiar, and alien. With strange customs and ways of thinking.

A potential idea I had along with it was that humans aren't RGR, and that leads to some strange consequences when they interact with ponies.

A human woman might react rather poorly if a stallion were to rebuff her advances, especially if she felt that he 'insulted her beauty' in the process.

Whereas a human man might reward a mare who compliments him with more than just snuggles. She awakens the next morning, his scent on her pillow, and a valuable treasure in his absence.

But "adult" humans are rare encounters, far more likely would be a little girl (The Target Audience). They are usually not very dangerous, but they can be very annoying if they don't get what they want. Which is usually to ride around on a 'pretty' mare or filly (especially one with what they deem interesting colors), brush their manes and tails, and dress them up.

>>29549651
Definitely hoping for more!

More Nonny Bravo when? that shit was rad. Also is there a pastebin for it?

>>29549651
You're doing great so far. Keep going faget.

>>29550337
check the gdoc

>>29550316
That actually does sound quite interesting!
Would definitely give it a shot if it ever got written.

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>>29550357
357 get!

>>29550364
>"If you want to get rid of a bad human, Cold Iron just ain't gonna a cut it. You need yourself a Big Iron and Hot Lead!"

>>29550386
Big Iron is a given...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=999RqGZatPs
----------------
Gold is for the mistress — silver for the maid —
Copper for the craftsman cunning at his trade.”
“Good!” said the Baron, sitting in his hall,
“But Iron — Cold Iron — is master of them all.”
http://the-american-catholic.com/2012/09/23/cold-iron/

>>29550170
I think we can all agree that anonfilly is the worst of them all.

What fucking trash.

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>>29550420
Shit, forgot the image!

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If you could fulfill one mare's lonely dreams for a single night, who would it be?

>>29550481
Applejack.
Her dreams are the least likely to potentially cause mental scarring out of all the Mane 6.

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>>29550547

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>>29550481
Coco. She deserves to be treated to a night of passion.

>>29550481
>If you could fulfill one mare's lonely dreams for a single night, who would it be?

Either Luna, who hasn't gotten some for a thousand years.

Or Twilight, who probably won't get some for a thousand years.

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>>29550566
And the crushing despair she'll feel after realizing you're gone the next morning.

>>29550481
>Someone chooses Luna
>The mare who has everyone's dreams
>Every dream in Equestria comes true
>Total mayhem
>Manehattan is reduced to rubble by a combination of Godzilla, Giant Naked Anonpony, and thirteen other giant monsters simultaneously.
>More show up as the night goes on, but by that point there isn't anything left to break.
>Other locales fare better and worse, Ponyville being the hardest hit after all the traumatic disasters centered there.
>Noone can actually find the land where it was, there isn't even a hole.
>The whole region just doesn't seem to be there anymore.

>>29550567
There we go.

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>>29550481

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>>29550481
I don't think a single night would be enough for me if I chose my Itty Bitty Twiggy Piggy.

>>29550578
i want to wife coco, but in don't know if her career would get in the way of our relationship. especially if i'm not already getting gibs from the crown

>>29549984
This

This RGRE thread are boring as shit.

>>29551342
Then get out.

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>>29549651
I like it.

>>29549444
That's fucking gold.

>>29549984
>replies are worthless and annoying.
Much like yours.

>>29550204
>Person who likes a thing I don't like calling me autistic for complaining about people who like things that I don't like
Supes autistic, sempai.

>>29550481
None. I don't know what those mares are expecting, but it isn't me.

>>29549651
Continue.
For this story has piqued my interest.

so is the cowboy anon green dead?

>>29550337
http://pastebin.com/u/CaptainAnonymous

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>>29549411

>>29549651
more please

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So, uh, status update, I guess. Getting my sea legs back is a lot harder than I thought it would be, and I can hardly believe how shitty I am at writing right now inb4 >implying. It's the driest, blandest, most "character does thing; character does other thing, character says thing, character does more thing" shit you've ever seen. This isn't exactly the grand re-entrance I thought it would be. The story ain't dead, I'm just trying to git gud. This'll be the last time I trip without posting content.

>>29552159
Fair enough, we shall wait a bit longer.

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>>29552159
>right now

>>29552159
fair enough pluglet.
the premise was interesting so I think it shall be worth the weight

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>>29550481
I'd fulfill all of this minty mare's deep dark fantasies

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There are so few solo pictures of her on derpi it's criminal.

>>29541572
>Every time they met it was like the water ride she went for at Luna Park as a filly.
>The refreshing sensation of sprinkling water chasing away the summer heat.
>The excited screams of ponies around her as their raft took to the air on the uneven course.
>But then, at the very end, there was a giant fall that ended in a lake below.
>It was called The Waterfall, and some ponies loved it.
>She didn't.
>The violent landing has left her shaken and in tears, forcing her parents to end the day abruptly and get back home.
>She then solemnly promised to never get on that ride ever again.
>But there was a difference.
>Since that day in an amusement park, she kept her word.
>Even as a grown mare she didn't want to go back there.
>But he...
>Every time she would lie down wrapped in blankets at her home after the evening they spent together, she would make the same resolution.
>That it would have to be the last time.
>That this was not smart, and she would stop.
>And every time she would call him again, like a clockwork.
>Until after their fifth date, when she gave up.
>She knew that she would meet him again.
>And so she no longer lied to herself.
>What was the last straw?
>He brought her a gift.
>A small gesture, that didn't cost him much.
>But he didn't have to do that.
>Not only was he a stallion, he was a stallion of a rather unchaste profession.
>He was the one who was supposed to be receiving gifts, next to the normal payment.
>And yet in the middle of their dinner in a triple-hooved restaurant he reached to his saddlebag and pulled it out.
>A small and simple, yet meticulously ornamented bouquet of lavenders.
>The very flower she mentioned during their previous rendezvous as her favourite without much thought.
>But he remembered it, and went through the trouble of acquiring it in the winter's off-season.
>And at that point, she was lost.

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>>29552403
>It took her some time afterwards to fully accept her new state of mind.
>She spent a few hours just sitting on a sofa, instead of doing her usual routine of stretching the soreness from a yester night's tumble away.
>As much as she loved the sensation, her job was still being an athlete.
>She could not afford going out of shape.
>Because it would mean that she could no longer afford meeting him.
>So during that unsettling stillness, she answered herself a few questions, and admitted a few facts.
>Most notably that she was in love with him.
>Her, a pony belonging to one of the most prestigious organisations in Equestria in love with a stallion who wagers his penis for a living.
>The second fact was that she does not care.
>She wouldn't be able to erase his past, but it didn't make him any less gentle or caring in her eyes.
>His smile was just as illustrious, his eyes just as soul-catching, and his member just as...
>A-anyway.
>Her status meant nothing for her.
>She was just a background pony for all everyone cared, in there to make real stars like Spitfire or Soaring stand out.
>Or even the newbie Rainbow Crash.
>Heh, crash.
>Life in the Wonderbolts has not been for her what she thought it would be as a cadet.
>And what little prestige she gained from it was not worth losing him over.
>What she did not want to lose however, was her job.
>It was rather unlikely that captain would kick her out for her... relationship.
>But the risk was still there.
>And with the kind of profession her object of affection had, she would need the money.
>So while a certain pang of guilt was gone from her conscience, she decided to keep things under wraps.

>>29552409
>Then she started thinking about his rather unusual work.
>She has repeatedly assured herself that it does not make him any less of a pony.
>But...
>It still meant that that them seeing each other was strictly tied to her money.
>She could only meet him about every other week now, after a few cuts in her budget.
>The stricter diet would only help her flying in the long term anyway.
>It was looking unlikely that it could be made a more frequent thing, depending mostly on Spitfire going through with her nebulous promises.
>And even if she did that, the amount of bits that colt would be draining from her life would reach alarming levels.
>Then again, aren't stallions experts at doing that regardless?
>He was just being more honest and upfront about it.
>He had his pricing, and every mare that wanted to mingle with him was aware of that.
>Every mare.
>It was something that she had previously put aside.
>Telling herself that she didn't care.
>But she did.
>She was aware that between their blissful moments spent together, he was wrapped in hooves of other mares.
>Mares who just like her have paid their way into his heart and loins.
>Mares that she knew nothing of, and probably passed on the streets every day.
>Also Fleetfoot.
>And it hurt her.
>Every time she would allow herself to imagine a random pony locked in the dance of passion with him it was like a sharp icycle piercing her heart.
>Thinking about him giving the same caring smiles and gentle gestures of affections before that was somehow even worse.
>So she was locked in two minds for a while.
>On one hoof she was in pain because of his profession, on the other she loved him regardless.
>And then she understood.
>All she needed to do was to rescue him from it.
>Like a knight in shining armour from the bedtime stories, she would sweep in and save the poor stallion in distress from his cruel fate.
>There was nothing that could go wrong.

>>29552411
Everything Goes Wrong.titlecard

>>29552411
>>29552409
>>29552403
This is pretty decent if you pretend the prostitute is Anon. Otherwise it's a meh fimfic tier story.

>>29552489
Why does the whore need to be Anon, the story isn't even about him.

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>>29552358
You aren't going to do any sleeping all night.

>>29552517
Fuck do you think AiE is the most prolific thread /mlp/ has?
Self insert is all we want.
We just wanna pound pretty pony pussy.

>>29552403
daww
thats pretty cute

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>>29552527

>>29552411
Ah, the sad life of a cuck.

>>29552575
But the whore is barely mentioned, the story is about how being loved even, fake love from a prostitute, is affecting High Winds.
An AiE green would have Anon in his role reacting to poners, and them reacting to his actions, character, and usually uniqueness.
However we're a couple chapters in and we don't know anything about the stallion except that he is a unicorn and good at his job.

I'm not saying that greens with Anon are shit, or that stories without him are better, just that he isn't necessary in every story.
Especially since this is one of the few writing generals where Anon isn't the focus but the setting.

>>29552591
that mare is a cute

>>29552614
>the story is about how being loved even, fake love from a prostitute, is affecting High Winds.
it hurts

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>>29552527
Who needs sleep when you got mint?

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>>29552527
>>29552702
screwing all night

sleeping all day

cardboard

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>>29549651
I require more of this cool, old Anon and his adventures.

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>>29552159
>ApA dies, again

>>29552702
I want to waifu all the music horses

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>>29552836
I want to waifu all the shy horses

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>>29552847
This includes Coco.

>>29552853
"C-coco what are you doing?"
>"Is munching on a transparency layer your fetish Anon?"

>>29552853
do you think she squeaks when she cums?

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>>29552908
all three of them probably make adorable noises

>>29549651
More.

Also, add this to your pastebin please

>>29552969
>All three mares are incredibly "coltish"
>Snoopers (aka Rainbow Dash) were present at an opportune moment and discovered that they squeak adorably when they cum
>Word spreads quickly, but thelaughterstops.png when they reveal that the reason they aren't more vocal is that they've shouted themselves raw though an hour-long pussy-eating session given to them by Anon

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>>29552201

>>29553100
NOICE

>>29553100
Anon really needs to give the mares water to drink.

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>>29552893
>"I'm eating the fabric of reality. u want sum fuk?"

>>29553108
I still love you Plug.

Most everyone else hates you though. But that's fine.

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>>29552489
I honestly expected some negativity after adding the horn line, but not the level of polarization from the last thread. Last time I caused this much of a schism was when people thought I added dykes into a story.

>>29552893
>>29553219
>I don't use regular fabric to create clothes, I weave and sew the fabric of reality itself to make the whole world beautiful.
>What would you like me to weave for you, Anon?

>>29553252
I don't give a shit about dykes. I don't really care about casual gay ponies for the purpose of the plotline either. What I do care about is /hhh/ pushing their shit onto us.

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>>29553219
>Most everyone else hates you though.

>>29553263
>Coco creates a new reality that is identical to her own except that her client is now wearing a beautiful dress

>>29552591
>Thicc FemShining
BONER STOP

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>>29553326
>And is also married to her

Could be a nice story and seems well written, but as many stories like it i must ask question: "Why live with these ponies, in this town? No one has bothered to suggest to you that there might be other nations where people are more 'in tune' with your kind."

So if a FemAnon made it to RGREquestria, would she be totally SOL? pls no bully

>>29552591
oh fuck I just saw those birthin' hips. r63 Shining or an already female cast member; I don't fucking care. Get Anon over there pronto and fuck her until she can't think words no more.

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>>29553365

>>29553356
see the minotits story if you're looking for non-pony RGRE.

griffons are out, because no one wants to kiss a beak or deal with their warrior-women or their show-canon jewry. dragons don't offer much in a life beyond "sit around and be part of her hoard when she isn't fucking you," and no one wants to deal with nu-changelings

>>29553365
>femanon

>>29553316
Don't worry ApA that Anon is only MOSTLY right!

>>29553356
It's because ponies are the softest and the cutest, and their sexist attitude towards Anon is in harsh contrast with their marshmallow-ey nature. It's like coming across a town full of puppy dogs armed with chew toys who are convinced that they are great warriors.

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>>29553347
>FemShining
She's called Gleaming Shield you pleb

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>>29553395

>>29553349
And Suri Polomare is an ugly fat loser with no friends.

>>29553347
How many foals?

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>>29553468
Enough to make her alicorn sister jealous out of her mind.

Bite me, I like the idea of just Gleaming being the r63'd one.

>>29553468
How many can a pony have per year? And how many years does a pony live?

Can we please get some green of Shining being turned into a mare then being raped? There was a good one on FiMfic a while back, but I've fapped to it so many times it's lost its luster.

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>>29553434
Just like in the actual timeline

>>29553488
Silly Anon, you can't rape a mare. They're always thinking about sex, right?

>>29553419
Man those guys are really kicking you while you're down aren't they?

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>>29553488
>>29553498

>>29553270
This really. But not relevant to the shit story with the whore not being a human. Doesn't really matter anyways, but besides the point.

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>>29553484
Gestation time is about 11 months. Candy ponies can live as long as you like.

>>29553397
Oh god my heart, please don't say anymore, the diabetes is overwhelming.

>>29553365
Depends on the FemAnon, and the target of her affections if she's looking for love.

Is she unwilling to try to adapt to RGRE? The less she's willing to change her behavior, the worse her odds are.

>>29553488
Wrong thread mate, this isn't a fetish thread. SiM might be able to help you out though, that kind of trash seems right up their alley.

>>29553537
They've been dead for a month. Not enough content.

>>29553569
Now where do we redirect these posts then?

>>29553569
Still doesn't change anything though. Give the cucks a bone or something. If not them than, maybe, the slave pone thread.
>>29553585
Slave pone? If not them then I guess trash would be the last option.

>>29553569
Not our problem. Be the change you want to see and revive the thread with your writing.

>>29553592
>>29553617
SiMshit isn't welcome in Slave though. They're white knight general.

Maybe I'll try to revive the thread.

>>29553712
Go ahead and try then, may you have luck with a shit fetish general....this felt weird to type. Eh, you get what I mean.

>>29552411
>gets a mohawk and a big gun
>nearly assassinates politician
>kills the stallion's pimp in an intense, brutal shootout
>kills self/doesn't kill self
>everything turns out okay possibly kinda

>Pone crushes on Anon
>Is heartbroken when she finds out her pure horsebando is a slut

>>29553939
I first read that as "Pone crushes Anon" and thought this was some giantess shit.

>>29553965
it works that way too. pone is mrs. cake.

>>29553939
>Stallions are as big a perverts as mares
>Herds couldn't really be a thing if a stallion wasn't willing and able to satisfy them all.
>But they have to pretend otherwise, at least until they get into a committed relationship, or they get stuck with short flings.

>>29553939
>Pone becomes increasingly less heartbroken when slutty horsebando does sexual things to her
>Pone is still kinda chaffed about Anon's sluttiness when they start going steady
>Pone is no longer heartbroken when Anon tells pone that he's monogamous

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>>29553939
>>Is heartbroken when she finds out her pure horsebando is a slut
>a slut
>implying
I'd find myself a single, perfect mare and stick with her.

>Anon mistakes colts for mares, brings them into his herd.
>Before his mares can correct him he's already fugging them up the butt.

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Are we going to pretend that the heartbroken mare could be anybody else but Lyra? She has this imaginary idea image of Anon that she'll stick to no matter what evidence is thrown in her face. Her relationship with Anon either ends with her crying in his arms because he isn't who she desperately wanted him to be, or getting horsemarried and starting a family and being happy forever I have something in my eye

>>29554333
Bad trips, get out.

>>29554306
Where did her wings go?

>>29554340
Budget ran out.

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>>29554336
>not going the obvious, best route

>>29554429
>satyr

>>29554429
I support making horsebabbies with Lyra (as long as they result in normal adorable mint-furred foals)

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>>29549425

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>>29554449
>>29554473
wow losers

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>>29549425
Say no more senpai.

I miss pencil Anon.

>>29554944
I miss your dad's dick in me

>>29555313
Pony "your dad" jokes must have been so confusing for Anon at first.
>"Oh, yeah? I was too busy fuckin' your dad!"
"You-what? Why would you... what?"

>>29552411
Make a pastebin for this, it's pretty good.

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>I talked to a human
>It was a gross conversation
>But nevertheless fun
>Talked about lewd things
>Ended up with learning new stuff
>I'd keep in mind
>That green conversation we had could it be useful
>For other stuff

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>>29551485

>>29555711
Now I'm wondering, would human conventions be like furry conventions for us?

>>29555804
oh god.

>>29555844
>Ponies walking around wearing flopping rubber feet on their back hooves, flopping rubber hands on their front.
>Other ponies telling them to keep that shit in the bedroom, forcing their fetish to be seen by everyone is why ponies hate humies so much.

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>>29555804
>walk into convention not knowing how obsessed or rabid the fans are

>>29555957
Basically what's going to happen to me. Friends are artists who go to various conventions to sell stuff and they told me to go to the Reno Furcon just to see the trainwreck/crazy shit there. I have no clue what the fuck I've gotten myself into.

>>29556046
>Reno Furcon
Carry a gun. For real.

>>29555957
>Anon is overcome by a group of fat, sweaty mares
>Feels the magical tongue-licks of unicorns all over his body
>Leaves the convention feeling dirty
>Has to show Twilight on the doll where the bad mares touched him

If the colt is not wearing a hijab the I can rape him

>>29556138
germaneigh pls go

>It's a known fact that stallions are good with children and that father figures are in short supply
>Anon is friendly and typically spends his time at the park to watch ponies and learn about their behaviour
>Sometimes he'll kick a back back to a group of rough-housing fillies or help a wayward colt find his father
>Isn't prepared when baby ponies start going up to him and hugging him
>His first response is to throw up his arms and make it clear that he ISN'T touching these children who are not his
>Ponies around him "D'aww!"
>Anon has never been so confused in his life

>>29556168
Not gonna lie, I would cuddle the FUCK out of a baby poner. I'm a sucker for cute things

>>29556188
And then she calls you "Daddy"

>>29556168
It's sad that the average man can't be affectionate to children without being automatically labeled as a pedo. But since SJWs are trying to normalize pedophila, I guess that'll be a non-issue soon.

Still...

>>29556218
Honestly, life in RGRE sounds like heaven compared to real life. I mean, standard Equestria is borderline heaven as it is, but RGRE just pushes it over the line for me.

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>>29556168
>>29556188
>>29556208

>>29556241
Look those adorable deformed freaks, their tiny legs make them completely defenseless.

>>29556168
>>29556241
>ywn be seduced by a precocious filly wanting a pure and loving horsebando.

>>29556241
I want to cover myself in them and then fall asleep.

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>>29556268
Forgot image.

>>29556241
>>29556268
>You will never have them stood rubbing cheek to cheek in a row and slide your cock back and forth along their lips.

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>>29556158
>>29556138
>tfw you've literally heard this on the street in Germany.

>>29556346
>in Germany.
RUN

I know for sure, RGRE are yellow.

>>29556346
>Germany mare
>comdom 11/11
>"Sicherheit zuerst anon~"

>>29556168
>>Sometimes he'll kick a back back to a group of rough-housing fillies
wot

RGRE Russian when?

>There was movement at the station, for the word had passed around
>That the mare from old Regret had got away,
>And had joined the wild bush ponys - she was worth a thousand pound,
>So all the cracks had gathered to the fray.
>All the tried and noted riders from the stations near and far
>Had mustered at the homestead overnight,
>For the bushmen love hard riding where the wild bush ponys are,
>And the stockhorse snuffs the battle with delight.

Trips.

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>>29556424
>"You, come. Live with Abi and Sachi. Be good husband, da?"

>Anon is going steady with Applejack
>Applejack likes the way Anon isn't a prissy, moody stallion and how he can carry his own weight on the farm
>She likes how she doesn't have to be delicate with him; both with farm work and sexy times
>Anon enjoys how Applejack is one of the few mares in town who don't treat him as either a glass doll or a glorified child
>He likes how he can be himself around her and not have to worry about her jumping in to help him when she thinks he can't do something because of his gender
>Sometimes Apple Bloom slips up and calls him "Daddy"
>Life on Sweet Apple Acres is pretty good for Anon

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>>29556455
>>Sometimes Apple Bloom slips up and calls him "Daddy"
fuck
my heart

>>29556423
kick a ball back

>>29556450
>"You come, yes? Give to us your seed, and we make superior child for State."

>>29556455
>>29556461
what do they call it when a man feels the pangs of the heart to be a father?

>>29556455
>>29556461
>Anon has to go on a trip to another city for a few weeks
>Anon is welcomed back at the train station by Applejack and Apple Bloom
>Anon nearly gets his "welcome back" kiss but instead gets a big tackle-hug from Apple Bloom
>She snuggles into his chest
>"I missed you, Daddy..."
>It immediately begins raining in the station; right at the exact moment when some dust flew into Anon's eyes

>>29556483
Bitter, hopeless jealousy.

>>29556450
>>29556467
>You slap the two griffons
"No, birds. Communism is bad."

>>29556490
>"Nyet! Is for good of many! For glory of Fatherland! Come, please, I win labor lottery and need husband to qualify for Class-8 apartment. Abi and Sachi not able to afford much. Can only offer warmth of chest-feathers and all the love in heart. You like the snuggle, yes?"

>>29556503
>Fatherland
Not Featherland.
2/10 apply yourself.

>>29556509
fuck
FUCK
Dammit, how did I miss that?!

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>>29556483
Sad, unfulfilled depression.

>>29556489
>>29556536
women get the babyaches. do men get the...fatheraches?

>>29556486
you're trying to kill me, aren't you? can you die from heartache?

keep going

>>29556483
They call a need for affection skin hunger. Maybe a need for a child to raise with love and care is child hunger.

>>29556450
>>29556509

>in RGRE Featherland you are the mail order bride

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>>29556490
>"Ja, filthy birdsheviks should return to living in zheir squalor vhile ve make genetically superior foals for ze motherland."

>>29556560
>yfw 'Mareica steals your man

>>29556560
Aryanne breeding with you for Germane eugenics experiment when?

>Twiggy piggy has been spending a lot of time with Anon
>Unlike other stallions, he doesn't seem to mind her being an awkward spergy bookhorse
>Whenever her friends tease her about him, she's quick to say that they are just friends
>What hurts most is that it's the truth
>And she can't seem to do anything to change it.
>A unicorn who could stare down Nightmare Moon and Discord, terrified of saying a few words to a good friend.

>Then she gets her wings
>Her body changes, she feels better than ever
>But the fundamental problem didn't change
>In fact, it got worse.
>She noticed that he seemed to be spending less and less time with her.

>Pony stallions were more than happy to try to fill the gap, with her new Alicorn form and authority.
>But she didn't want /them/.
>She wanted her friend.
>The one who hadn't cared that she was a bit messy when she ate more hayburgers than was entirely healthy
>Who would tell her stories from another world late into the night
>The only stallion besides her brother (and Spike), that she'd ever been able to truly relax around.

>But they were drifting apart, and she couldn't figure out why or what to do about it.

>Anon dresses up as a hero in tight spandex for nightmare night.
>He's the equivalent of a Zero Suit cosplayer.
>something something rgre

>>29553535
Or she's very popular with stallions because she has similar interests. She and all the mares thinks she'll be drowning in the D. Turns out she's just the RGRE equivalent of the gay male friend.

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>>29556591
>you will never breed a new generation genetically superior Equestrian air force

>>29556598
it's a good prompt, and i'd like someone to write a story off of it.

i would, but my crippling loneliness prevents me from writing any character that wouldn't be desperately clingy

>>29556424
Depends, who will bring coconut oil?

>>29556705
>Desperately clingy anon just wants love
>Keeps getting used for sex and dumped
>Mares who are interested in staying with him are driven off by his clingyness
>This just makes Anon retreat into his shell avoid ponies
>Cue some poner that is interested in Anon who is now a lonely shut in who is desperate for love but cant bring himself to trust.

>>29556853
>mares leaving a stallion that want nothing but them

pleb

>>29556864
Have you never had a clingy girlfriend? It is annoying as fuck.

>>29556876
The difference with 'rgr equestria' being there are no more 'fish in the sea.' I imagine most mares in this case would absolutely love a clingy stallion.

>>29556853
What's the point of circle-jerking about some wish-fulfillment make-believe land if you're going to being real life bullshit onto the table?

>>29556897
Because its a story set up to have more stories about wish fulfillment make believe land. Writers have leeway to do what they wish as long as they stick with the RGRE theme.

>>29556882
This. If the only dick you are likely to get is rubber and from your friend in the same situation you are in, you'd be able to overlook minor problems with a male in favor of actually helping him deal with it.

>>29554197
THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE, HOW DID I NOT SEE IT BEFORE!?!?!

>>29552358
Sauce?

>>29556600
Triple dubs!
Guess it's official then, spandexnon is super sexy to RGRE mares.

>>29549917
That's cute. Would you link the artist?

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>>29549932

>>29550074
Muh dick!

>>29557188
Reptiles don't have mammary glands, thus you are an abomination.

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>>29556486

>>29553419
I still love you pluggo

>>29556598
I always enjoyed the idea of an Anon becoming more distant from Twilight after she became an Alicorn
I don't know why though

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>>29557296
Because it's just like she became more distant to you since the alicornification

>>29556897
Because circle-jerking wish-fulfillment stories can only give writers so many options, so what happens when you run out of ideas? you re-apply them to a new character and it feels fresh
But what happens when you run out of characters?

>>29554944
Um, the only thing after making "Second Chance and Sea Shell having a massage" that looked like a request was that >>29537849 and I'm honestly have no idea what "number 3" revolver even or how that cowboy-non must look. As for old requests, mostly nsfw left (including gifts for Shukaku and Lap) and random small things related to random stories (like crusader-non and Anna and etc), so not much for me to post right now. It's not like there's any reason for me to use name if I don't have finished pics to deliver

>>29557150
I vote he becomes Captain Falcon.

>>29556168
>Sometimes he'll kick a back back
wtf?

>>29556483
Death

>>29558012
KICK A BALL BACK

>>29556523
You weren't drunk enough?

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>>29553347

>>29557274
Those aren't mammaries, those are pleasure indicators!

>>29557274
They're soft scales located on the chest that expand to allow fire lungs to store up large amounts of flames. Female dragons have large, round lungs to store powerful, short range flame bursts. Males lungs are long and don't protrude anywhere near as much, and are intended for smaller flames with longer burn times. Like for cooking meat for their women.

>>29558274
No, those are her flame sacks! The more powerful a dragon, the bigger her tits are.

>>29558294
I've heard this before. Where have I heard this before?

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How would each of the M6 convince you to fuck them?

>>29558341
They won't. I'm into more tame waifus who don't have over exaggerated personality traits.

>>29558341
Applejack could offer me an honest life living on a farm, working from sunrise to sunset and going to bed each evening knowing that my work is accomplishing something.

>>29558341
Twi, with her curiosity, would probably push on some sort of Pony Sutra testing with enough stamina potions to try everything in the book several times over. You need repeatable results if you want to claim something works.

>>29558341
By being real.

>>29558423
Um, within RGRE that sounds like a random nerd asking random girl on a street with book
>"Hey, baby, I have the Kama Sutra and bag of Viagra. Wanna try every pose? Many times?"

At least Twi is not scared of getting a ride straight to the dungeon for such acts (for obvious "way too important pone" reason)

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>>29558513
That sounds exactly like something her spergy nature would cause to happen.

Just kidding, she would never be able to talk to colt in public. Or at all.

>>29558513
That might actually work on me. I'm a bit of a man whore.

>>29558423
>"Uh, hey Twi? Yer horn's been glowing fer a few hours now. What's going on?"
"Oh, yeah. You know how me and Anon are dating?"
>"Yah mention it at every possible opportunity. Yeah, Ah know."
"Well, after a particularly rough session in the bedroom..."
>She leans over to AJ and whispers into her ear
"Seeeeeex"
>"Ah figured."
"I realized that I didn't really know all that much about how to...um...do that sort of stuff..."
>"Ah'd've never guessed."
"Shut up. So, in order to be a better lover for Anon, I've decided to approach the issue with science!"
>"...Meaning?"
"I've magically extracted Anon's consciousness from body, sealed it in my horn, and am now running a litany of sexual simulations on it to learn the best way to please him! So far, he's orgasmed 457 times."
>"W-what the buck, Twilight!? That's sounds-"
"458."
>"-that's absolutely twisted! Yer crazy!"
>Twilight waves her hoof dismissively
"Oh, please. Anon certainly isn't going to be complaining the next time we're in bed together!"
>She leans in close and lowers her voice once more
"I'm going to put his...p-penis in my mouth."
>"...Ah'm calling the pol-"
"459."

>>29559018
That's borderline mind control.

>>29559018
....yeah that is calling the cops on the crazy level shit. Welp, time for Anon to be taken to the therapist.

>>29558341
>convince me
m8. I need no convincing. I'd already their deep, tight ponuts in an instant.

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>>29559018
Wait, is that like a copy of Anon's mind or is that the original that was sealed in the horn, if its a copy its creepy, but not terrible, if its the original then yeah holy fuck get out before she kills you.

>>29559175
Spike is watching Anon's vacant body to make sure he doesn't drown in his own drool.

>>29558341
I want to engage Pinkie and her clone in an unholy threesome

>>29559189
Yep, time to get the fuck out and immigrate to the Empire, fuuuuck that shit.

>>29559018
That's not how you do the sex, Twilight.

>>29559241
you mean immigrate to minotaur lands

>>29559274
Fuck off!
That's exactly how you do the sexing Twilight

>>29559314
Chinamen please go.

>>29559398
Its Japanese, if your going to call out weird fuckers fetishes at least get the racist joke right.

>>29559406
Bad grammar is more China's thing, though.

>>29559410
While that is true, the spelling a grammar wasn't that bad to call them a chinaman, that's just insulting, the weird ass...whatever the hell that could be called however, was.

>>29559441
>the weird ass...whatever the hell that could be called however, was.
A shitpost that tried (and succeeded) to ruffle feathers?

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>>29559018
Why must you always make my perfect waifu into a shitty version of herself?

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>>29559018
>"That's my Twilight!"
>Fade to black
>Credits roll

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>>29559398
How can you say your waifu loves you if she doesn't place your consciousness into a magical realm of infinite pleasure?

>>29559492
Not them but likely because she spent most of her life in libraries learning. She also may have been born amoral so needs to try even harder to understand why things are the way she has learnt. Luckily, she tends to believe everything in the books she reads.

>>29559537
>She also may have been born amoral so needs to try even harder to understand why things are the way she has learnt
You mean autistic.

"Wait, wait, wait."
>Twilight grins up at you.
"So you're saying that you can put me in your head and make me cum more times than would normally be physically possible?"
>"You bet!"
>You find a couch and sit down on it.
"So, do I need to lay down for this, or what?"

>>29559626
>"-study partner!"
"Ew gross a nerd. Why would I read with you when I have all the Stacies in the world?"
>r9klight hung herself that day

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>>29559642
>foreveraloneanon takes revenge on a world of stacies by breaking all of their hearts
>ill-will and a trail of broken hearts takes a toll on the magic around and within him
>Anon becomes the next supervillain who can only be defeated by True Love
>Cadance arranges for your waifu to be kidnapped and made his henchmare
>All in a plot for him to fall in love and lose his powers

>>29559649
Dat's cute. Poor TS gets no love here.

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>>29559710
She gets more than enough love, so much so other mares don't get enough.

>>29559710
Kek, this is literally /ntt/ 2.0 half the time