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Unattractive Rainbow Dash no.7

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>Rainbow Dash isn't attractive
>At least not to ponies
>Her eye color
>Her rainbow mane and tail caused by some rare genetic defect
>Her muzzle is just a little to short

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Fizzles_Anon - http://pastebin.com/3xWgu7b8

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>>29499846
They don't like her?
Great!
She's all mine then
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Fucking delete this
Rainbow Dash is the most beautiful pony of them all

Dont hurt my waifu not in your fics and not elsewhere
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>>29499846
Soarin will still use her as personal cum dump
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>>29499872
>Rainbow Dash is the most beautiful pony of them all
That's how Anon sees it, and Dash and the other ponies can't believe it. Leads to some great writefagging.
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>>29499872
Chill famalam, we're all gonna make it. Just sitback and read through the pastebins first, it's gonna be ok.
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>>29499872
YFW this is actually a pro-Dash thread with a load of great greens.
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Gimme date ideas family.
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>>29499846
>Rainbow Dash
>unattractive
pick one faggot
she's the most beautiful pony i ever seen
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>>29499846
>"Anon... sniff"
>"They all think I'm ugly"
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>>29500617
cloud walking spell and a wonderbolts show followed by dinner and stargazing
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>>29500617
dick sucking
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>>29500617
Cuddle with her while sniffing her perfect mane.
Gently bite her neck then make little kisses all over it.
Start going lower and lower with your kisses...
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>>29500618
That's because you're human, and that's the point of this thread
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>MFW Anons don't read the previous thread
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>>29500713
>mfw
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>>29500617
Formation flying.
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I think Dash would love our memeball cup.
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>>29499846
So if dash is seen as unattractive to other pone who else would be fugly?
Would celestia be considered ugly for also having a multicolored mane and a long ass neck?
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>>29501717
Green is a repulsive coat and mane color to ponies for both genders.
Dash is just unattractive in build. And the sharp chromatic contrast of her mane is not pleasing.
Celestia's the Eternal Princess of the Sun. Her mane doesn't contrast and as always, Royalty is the exception.
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He's never coming back, huh?
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>>29501940
naw mate. it's over. at least for the writefag that don't like generals. maybe the other will finish up though.
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>>29501770
This, power will always be sexy.
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>>29499846
>Everyone thinks Rainbow is ugly because of her genetic defect
>Everyone thinks Anon is ugly because he's a human
>Everyone thinks they're together only because they know neither could ever find anyone else who could put up with each others ugliness
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>>29502805
>Sometimes, in the dark of the nights, Anon and Rainbow think so too.
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>>29502805
>caring when you're happy together.
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>>29502825
Oh man this just makes it a hundred times worse
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>>29502805
>anon finds RD absolutely beautiful
>RD is only dating anon because she is settling, and he doesn't think she is ugly, while she personally and privately finds him hideous like the other Ponies.

one day he finds out
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>>29502913
pls to not
no
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>>29501717
I tend to like one where it's not even about her coloration. It's a bunch of really subtle stuff that humans would barely even notice, even after they're told about it. Things that barely even make sense from a human perspective.
>"Look buddy, if you don't see it I don't really know how to explain. It's not like she's deformed—though it is pretty weird taste to like a mane like that, there are ponies of all sorts. Part of it's tilt of her eyes, and how her muzzle narrows like that. Her chin groove is too flat? Uh. She's just... ugly, dude."
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>>29499872
>>29500618

>>29500429
>>29500712
These, you niggers.
The whole point is that from our point of view, Dash is the most aesthetically appealing pony.
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>>29503004
I agree as well. But the idea of Anon finding her equally attractive when all the other ponies don't and Anon doing a shitty (but effective) rob of romancing her is awesome.
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>>29499846
>FizzlesAnon

Oh shit, when did that happen?

This is a good development.

>>29502913
>>29502948
Yes please.
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>>29501940
Well, I don't know. writing is hard and takes effort. Not that there was much in the first place, but still. I'm kinda beat. I'll try slowly rolling one out, but I don't think I'm going to dump anything today. Sorry.
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>>29502913
>she is secretly grossed out when they are close or intimate
>over time she is better at dealing with it
>she eventually falls for his personality
>she becomes upset that she can't find him attractive.
>she feels awful when anon finds out that she thinks he's grotesque looking
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>>29503004
Speak for yourself faggot. Her personality is shit and her hair IS hideous.
but the rest of her is still a cute poner and i still wanna see her happy.
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>>29502980
Luna is the hot young sister
Celestia is secretly jealous
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Write fag be dead :(((
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>>29501717
Yes.
I've always liked the idea that the Princesses were gangly spinsters.
It makes a lot of sense, if you think about it. They do have kind of a stalliony face thing going on.
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>>29503285
yiss
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Not page seven!
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>>29500617
Find a Wonderbolts museum/gallery. Find a time when they're hosting one or more school trips for fillies and colts, or make the arrangements to ensure that's happening if necessary. Arrange to let Dash sub in for their usual tour guide. She gets to gush about the Wonderbolts to an enraptured audience, and they get the worlds foremost expert on the Wonderbolts. Then take her to one of their shows afterward.
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>>29502805
>>29502913
Turning this around:

>All ponies find Anon extremely unattractive.
>The Mane 6 can look past that because friendship, but it would never occur to anypony to date him.
>Except as a joke.
>Anon starts pursuing Rainbow Dash, because she's incredibly attractive to him.
>Rainbow settles for Anon, because he expresses interest in her and she doesn't think she can do any better.
>He kinda starts to grow on her.
>He thinks she's hot, and being around him makes her feel good about herself.
>And being "around" him makes her feel really good, in general.
>She no longer cares what he looks like.

>Anon finds out what everypony else thinks of him, and of Rainbow.
>Neither of them care, because they're happy with each other, and they feel like they're made for each other.
>They start dropping hints and innuendo to the other five, laughing at what to them is an inside joke.
>"inside" joke indeed.
>At some point, the other five get fed up with the hinting and want a real explanation.
>Anon and Rainbow give them one.
>Thoroughly.
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>>29504360
>Their two ugliest friends are banging
>StaringIntoTheAbyss.woodcarving
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>>29504495
>They're torn between continuing to be repulsed and jealous.
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>>29499846
but she's perfect?
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>>29504529
That's the point my dude, you find her perfect, but pones don't
If you were any denser, you'd sink in mercury
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Shit, I revived the general, oops. Well, at least it's better then another cappy cyoa so I can't complain.
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>>29504624
time for damage control
I know, but she is perfect. Other pones are just retarded. Even book horse, apparently, to not see it.
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>>29503058
I can't believe Have_Some_Dash is dead

I really hope you don't abandon your story forever, but take as much time as you need to do it however.
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>>29503141
>>29504360

There was actually an RGRE prompt I liked that went kind of like this.

Anon is a specially uncanny valley kind of ugly to ponies
His smell, and certain things about how he looks, he's too close to being like a pony, but not right; so instead of being able to see him as a weird animal, he's like a pony gone horrifically wrong.
Ponies are still friendly, because they're decent sorts, but they have to hold down their lunch if they look at or smell him too long.
Pinkie, however, has hit a dry spell, and hears from gossip that he's a virgin, so she goes over and says they can help each other out.
She (and therefore the Mane Six) discover the joys of human stamina and non-reversed gender roles male libido.
Several of them end up casually fucking, but Rainbow (attractive in this scenario) starts to do more intimate stuff without thinking about it. She'll stay the night, unlike the others who mostly leave. She'll be more affectionate than sexual, like nuzzling and rolling in his scent. She unconsciously offers up her wing for preening while they're watching a movie (a deeply intimate, trusting gesture). And she doesn't exactly realize what's happening until he mentions that he and Pinkie made plans to get busy after her birthday party this weekend, and she's suddenly incandescently angry.
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>>29505115
I swear I've read this exact story before, but I don't check out the RGRE threads

It's like deja vu
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>>29505115
ya got a link? was it finished? or is that it?
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>>29504529
Why won't Anons read the previous threads?
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>>29505115
Sounds qt. links m8, pronto.
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>>29505510
Because they are autism
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>>29505517
Heh. Oh yeah.
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>>29505345
>>29505515

Somebody wrote the pinkie pie fucking part but nothing more. I don't know if they even pastebinned it. It was a lot of threads back since RGRE moves so fast.
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>>29505115
>>29505184
>>29505345
>>29505515
I'll go hit up the RGRE thread to see if any of them have a link
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>>29499846
>reading through WNRite's green
>pretty good, i like the pacing
>no excessive drama, well realized characters
>abruptly ends unfinished

welljustfuckingkillme.jpg
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>>29506207
Welcome to the world of greens and fanfics.
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>>29502895
She looks like a jobless single mother with a drinking problem who smokes all the time, in this photo
I know what those look like
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http://pastebin.com/3xWgu7b8

>She smirked a little but her eyes still glimmered from unspent tears.
>"I am pretty fast..."
"Fastest pony alive, right?"
>"You know it!"
"I hope that's not what you're like in bed."
>"Har har, I never heard THAT one before..."
"Must be true then."
>"Like you'll ever find out."
>She winked at you.
>You felt the same tight sensation in your chest you did the first time you met her.
>She seemed to pick on it and chose then to flap her wings and land on your bench.
>"So...what's this big surprise Twilight told me about?"
>Oh shit that's right.
"Oh umm...AJ's bringing cider, remember?"
>"Yeaaaaaaaa, but Twilight said you were doing something ultra romantic just for me!"
"She did, didn't she..."
>Just then a pony trotted up, pulling a large wagon behind him.
>"What's that, Anon?"
"Your surprise."
>She sniffed the air and looked back at you quizzically.
>"It smells like pizza."
"It is."
>"Wait.....that's the big surprise Twilight was going on and on about? You ordered pizza?"
"And AJ's bringing cider."
>"Yea but...that's not--"
"Romantic? Not really. But come on, Dash. You really want me to do a buncha sappy stuff?"
>"...Not really."
>You smiled before you went to the delivery pony and paid for the two boxes.
>She just shook her head when you put the boxes down between the two of you.
"I got garlic knots too."
>"You're such a dweeb."
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>>29507459
>Not long after, AJ showed up with the half keg of cider.
>You let her join the two of you, and the three of you started chatting idly while eating and drinking.
>A small time later Twilight and Spike conveniently 'were in the area' and stopped to chat as well.
>You were still pretty miffed with Twilight, and she was equally appalled that your romantic gesture was pizza and cider.
>So there wasn't much followup conversation between you and her.
>But you made a point to tell Spike a bit of what happened so she's have something that could sate her curiosity.
>It was a good night, all the same.
>Dash ate, drank, and was content to act as if the last 12 hours didn't even happen.
>You were OK with that, sometimes it was best to let things like that go quietly into the darkness once they were resolved.
>As the moon sank in the sky and the food began to run out, the other ponies left one after another.
>AJ took the keg with her, promising to keep it somewhere safe.
>Dash was hesitant but even she couldn't lift that thing up to her cloud house so she didn't fight it.
>Too much.
>Once Twilight and Spike took their leave it was just you two again.
>"So....ummm..."
>She kicked her legs and you looked toward the clock in the square.
"It's late. Want me to walk you home?"
>"Well....maybe I could walk you home instead?"
>You cocked your head and she blushed a little.
>"Cause you know I could get to my house in a blink! You have to walk to my place then walk all the way back to your house so why don't I go with you!"
>It made more sense than you were willing to admit.
>So you nodded.
>"Cool! I can't wait to see your place!"
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>>29507623
>After you disposed of the empty pizza boxes and collected her discarded hoodie, the two of you began the walk to your place.
>It wasn't incredibly far but on foot at normal walking pace it would take some time to get there.
>Dash didn't seem to mind your speed either, and she cantered at just the right pace.
>"I had a good time tonight!"
>She broke the silence and looked up at you, tossing her mane to the right in the process.
"I did too. Once the pizza arrived of course."
>"Haha, yea nothing like pizza to make everything great."
"I know what I'm doing."
>"Sometimes!"
>She moved a little closer.
>And like last night, her wing extended behind you.
>Right on your butt.
>She grinned.
>You let your hand slip into the sea of rainbow mane and slide to the middle of her neck.
>Her grin became a little flushed with crimson.
"You walk all your dates home?"
>She rolled her eyes.
>"Usually my dates can fly themselves home after they blow it."
>You scratched a little above her shoulder and her balance swayed some.
>Behold pony, the power of hands.
"Did I blow it?"
>She huffed, steadying herself.
>"N-not yet. Still time to though."
"I'll find a good way to."
>You slipped your hand a little higher, teasing behind her ear.
>Her wingtip pressed harder into your bum, urging you to speed up a little.
>Defiantly, you slowed your pace and kept teasing the back of her neck and under her ears.
>She mumbled a curse under her breath and had to look away to hide her blush.
>You weren't sure where this bravery was coming from, but you weren't about to question it.
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>>29507816
>Eventually, you reached your home.
>Dash flapped her wings and lifted herself so her head was at the same height as yours.
>"Not bad, Anon...little small compared to my place but you haven't been around a long time."
"Clouds are free too, last I checked."
>"You know it!"
>You chuckled and went to the door, unlocking it and swinging it open.
>When you turned back, Dash hadn't moved from her spot above the ground.
>She looked nervous, her head looking around.
"You going to come in?"
>"Ah...I wasn't sure if...."
>She landed and kicked her hoof.
"You said you wanted to see my place right? I thought you were going to do more than inspect my roof and go home."
>Your turn to wink.
>Her eyes went a little wide before she turned away.
>"I guess if it's going to hurt your feelings if I don't come in.
>Of course.
>She trotted inside, you closing the door behind her.
>All things considered, the disaster last night actually has been helpful.
>You stayed in and cleaned, which meant Dash wasn't walking into the typical bachelor pad motif you usually had.
>Plus she was actually in your house, that's a hell of a jump from you standing beneath hers.
"So you want the tour?"
>She giggled, as your place was essentially an open living room and kitchen, with one door leading to what anyone would assume was the bed and bath.
>"Sure, Anon. Don't let it take all night."
>Her tail swatted the back of your leg.
>Someone's feeling better.
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>>29507999
All I have for now. Bin's updated.
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>>29507999
This is nice, I like it.
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>>29507999
Checked
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>>29507999
>>29508068
this is super cute, keep it up writefriend
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>>29507999
Nice work. This is exactly the stuff that keeps me on the ride during a hiatus.
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>>29507459
>>29507623
>>29507816
>>29507999
you should name fag
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clump
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pump
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>>29505115
http://pastebin.com/whKCGTZM
this was all that was done
whilst the prompt was what made this much of the story, nothing else was done, maybe someone can continue it here? I don't know
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>>29507999
>>29508068
Unf. Super cute.
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Ugh... Just look at how ugly she is.
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>>29513814
Dreadful.
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>>29513814
Man, i sure wouldn't want to stick my dick in that
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A
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>>29513899
FUCKING
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>>29510231
Any reason? I mean I binned the story I don't need the name, do I?
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>>29514292
You're bretty gud. This one had me on the edge of my seat. Would happily read another of yours if you felt compelled to write moar.
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>>29514272
LEAF
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>>29503004

If Dash has one flaw, it's that she's just TOO sexy.

Not enough of her out there, y'see. So many lovers, not enough Dashie.
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>>29513814
filename says otherwise
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>>29507999
Liking it so far Anon.
Cute as fuck
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>>29514607
Every time i see that pony, it triggers a primal rage deep within me body, fueled by lifting weights and being male. I want to take her, hold her down while she fights back in vain, and breed her nice warm pony pussy with a big load of my seed.
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>>29514871
>/mlp/
>Lifting weights
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>>29514693
i would like the story behind that image
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>>29505115
So humans are the equivalent of Monster Girls in Equestria?
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>>29515310
http://dj-black-n-white.deviantart.com/gallery/43825536/Tsundere-Rainbow-Dash
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>>29514928
I'm not him, but /fit/ used to be my main board. I still lift weights, I just can't stand neo-fit. It's too stupid.

And despite all my deadlifts, my desire for ponies is not rage like at all, and is aimed at entirely consensual encounters.
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>>29515316
I don't think so. Monster Girls are mostly hot humans that have extra features that make them exotic and interesting.
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>>29516127
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>wanting to fug uggos
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>>29516353
Consensual
>rape
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>>29516879
I wanna fuck it>>29517331
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Much needed bump
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write fags are kill
PRESS F TO PAY RESPECTS
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>>29507999
Come on man, ffffuck!
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shoeshine
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>>29507999
>The tour was as exciting as both of you imagined it would be.
>You managed to inject some humor into it and Dash chuckled as much as she could.
>The living room, which was a couch, a table, and a lamp.
>The kitchen, a stove, another table, and a barely stocked fridge.
>And the bedroom, where the magic happened.
>Even Dash didn't let you get away with that last one, and jabbed you in the side for being so corny.
>Tour over, and Dash slightly impressed that you kept chickens, the two of you made the 5 step trek back to the living room.
"And that's that. The bathroom is the door on the left in the bedroom. Make sure you remember that one. Pissing in my closet is a dealbreaker."
>"Har Har, I didn't have THAT much cider."
>You took a seat on the couch, she hopped up on it and sat next to you.
>There was enough room between you to fit a small child.
>Might seem like much but it was certainly progress from sitting on two separate benches a few hours ago.
>What you wouldn't do to have a TV and some Netflix right now.
>How did ponies keep the awkward away?
>"You got any music?"
>....fuck....why DIDN'T you buy that stupid record player?
"I haven't gotten around to buying any yet. I will next time."
>"Oh-ho, you think they'll be a next time? Pretty confident, Anon!"
>Yea and you like it, you thought, catching one of her ears twitching.
>A tell's a tell.
"I think I have a good chance."
>You halved the distance between you two, keeping eye contact.
>She looked down and then back to you with a grin.
>"And why's that? You know how many ponies would give their wings to be where you are right now?"
"Name one."
>"Pshaw, I won't do that. Wouldn't want you thinking about how many days you're about to ruin."
>She closed the rest of the gap.
>Butts are officially touching.
>You slipped your arm behind her back.
>She did the same with her wing.
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>>29518632
Goodness me....
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>>29518632
>You let your hand envelop her shoulders, thumb sliding between the base of her wings.
>She tensed ever so slightly, resting a hoof on your leg.
>As she rested her head on your chest, her rainbow mane flowed into your face.
>It tickled, and you scrunched your face slightly, but you couldn't help but study it.
>How did ponies see this vibrant expanse of color and think it was ugly?
>You wanted to run your hand through it but from how Dash was tensing and relaxing, you didn't dare move your hand away from her back.
>"You're really warm..."
>She remarked, nuzzling into your chest.
>You felt your own face get even warmer, moreso when her hoof began to drag its way up your leg toward your inner thigh.
"You're a lot softer than I thought you'd be."
>You felt her snicker and her hoof whacked you above the knee.
>"Rarity insisted I use her shampoo before I met you."
"That explains why you smell so nice too."
>"Pfft, don't get used to it. That Wonderbolt outfit gets funky ya know."
"So you saying I have to hose you off next time you visit?"
>Your fingers slipped lower and found a small knot of muscle under her right wing.
>With precision you never knew you had, you rubbed it with your ring and middle finger.
>"Anon you're such a Dwaahahhhmmm...!!."
>Both her wings tensed and flared wide open.
>Bingo.
"I'll just borrow some stuff from Rarity and keep it in the shower. For when you spend time here."
>You kept rubbing, your strong hand practically covering the entirety of her back, each fingertip pushing gently into her tense, athletic muscles.
>"Yah.....yeah.....visit...."
>She closed her eyes and pushed closer to you, squirming and letting the quietest gasps escape her lips.
>You couldn't see her face from this position, but you sure could feel her biting her lip against your chest.
>Hands, the key to any pony's heart.
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>>29518752
>A few moments later, you released her from the finger-y hypnosis and ran your fingers through her mane.
>She sighed, shifting herself slightly back so she could look at you.
>Her face was visibly flushed and she had a few beads of sweat on her forehead.
>"Where the heck did you learn to do that..?"
"Five minutes ago?"
>"You promise you'll do it again?"
"If you're good."
>She sucked in air through her nostrils and wiped the sweat from her brow with her foreleg.
>"You don't want me to be good."
"I think you're right."
>She closed her eyes and laughed, shaking her head.
"What?"
>"I never thought 'big, slow, strong, and dumb' was my type."
>She leaned forward, pushing herself up so her eyes were level with yours.
>You felt your heart rate begin to rise, and found yourself in a similar realization.
>Never in a million years did you think pretty eyes would be your kryptonite.
>"You gonna kiss me or what?"
>She fluttered those cerise orbs your way and her spell was complete.
>With as much restraint as you could muster, you slid your hand to the small of her back and pulled her closer while slowly lowering your lips to hers.
>You felt her rear tense slightly under your hand, your unintentional show of strength sending chills up her back.
>You could feel her breath as the distance between the two of you closed to nothing, all the misunderstanding from the day before lost in a single moment.
>Eyes closed, lips parted, the two of your mouths met together finally and your other arm pulled her body the rest of the way against yours.
>The first kiss was, as expected, slow, gently, and timid.
>An age old test to see if feelings spiked or floundered at the very first intimate contact.
>You let yourself pull away but a fraction of an inch, feeling her tighten her grip around your back.
>She wanted more, and the goosebumps forming all over your skin were more than enough of a sign that so did you.
>The second kiss was much longer, and far more passionate.
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>>29518964
Y-yes
This
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>Pony think RD is """"UGLY"""" by their standards
>Anon loves her
>Pony think Anon is VERY attractive.
>Anon still loves RC
>Shallow ponies trying to break them apart.
>"You're to good for her! <3"
>Homewrecker ponies
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>>29519121
I love this idea. Once I finish up this part I might have to use it, unless this was something you'd like to write?
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>>29519052
Yeah, no. Too much is too much. Fantasy rejected.
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>>29519052
were dis from
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>>29519128
Oh, no no. Please that's why I wrote it!
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>>29519136

I wrote that line for a Starlight x Spike green, say, a year ago?
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>>29519153
Who would be that much of a cunt that she'd see an attractive male with an unattractive female that she'd feel the desire, not, the NEED, to break them up and claim that sweet monkey dick for herself. Who, I wonder?
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>tfw you hit backspace and the browser eats the entire next post.
You'd think with all the years of greentexting I'd know better by now but. Pausing here while I try to remember all the stuff I just wrote.
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>>29519179
To be fair, probably any pony that is bitter at not being loved or having a BF
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>>29519209
Harshwhinney seems especially bitchy. Like she would take some sort of personal offense to seeing an ugly duck with a swan.
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>>29519179
I suggest Spitfire
Famous captain of Wonderbolts, probably have stallions in line dreaming to tap that booty, rejected for the least attractive pony in team.
Sweet toward Anon and passive-aggresive toward Dash during training and other interactions.
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>>29519231
Harshwhinny is... well, harsh, but she strikes me as a mare of discipline and principles.
I could see someone like Suri Polomare doing this, or even more fitting, since this is about RD after all, Lightning Dust would be a suitable choice to break up Dash's love
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>>29519204
>tfw you don't use a proper text editor for writing
I don't think you actually need to know that feel, Anon.
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>>29519395
I was caught up in getting more out. Dumb mistake.
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>>29519204
Breh, just use Word or notepad, then just Ctrl + C/V.
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>>29518964
don't stop
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>>29519582
believin'
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>>29519658
Hold on
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>>29519723
To this feeling~
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>>29519314
this or Suri Polomare could work as she could be seen as contrasting Rarity, being very similar but also very different

>Rarity believes herself to be one of the prettiest mares in Equestria
>knows other ponies are just or more beautiful and with those she might initially see as less glamorous she'd probably work to bring out and emphasize their beauty
>more than anything it's more a simple confidence boost

>Suri on the other hand could be interpreted as most likely thinking the same way about herself
>thinks it's an absolute truth and only a select few compare to her
>however she also sees other ponies' beauty but puts a specific measure to it and doesn't think it can be changed
>thinks people/ponies should be in relationship with those who are only relatively as attractive as them
>would probably break up a relationship between a decent looking pony and an ugly pony
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>>29518964
>shifting herself slightly

Read it as shitting herself on the first pass. Good green, don't you dare leave this unfinished.
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>>29519827
Didn't this happen to a writefag once? He wrote Cheerilee quietly shit and someone drew it as her shitting everywhere.
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>>29519876
Yep, I remember that.
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>>29519876
Kinda like "diapers in fog"?
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>>29518964
>pretty eyes would be your kryptonite.
Patrician taste
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Where's Have_Some_Dash?
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Alright, figured I'd try my hand at write-fagging. If it's total shit, let me know. I'll see what I can do. With that said, enjoy.

>be Anon
>been in ponytown for... who cares how long anymore, it's just been a while
>in market, getting groceries
>tfw no supermarket
>really annoying
>Carrot Top always gives you a hard time when you try to haggle with her
>hate haggling, makes shit hard
>she always gives you the shitty ones too
>get Rainbow horse to buy your carrots for you
>easymode.png
>oh look, that's Rainbow right now
>she zooms down, leaving her signature rainbow trail in her wake
>"Hey Anon, what are you up to?"
"Finishing up some shopping, just one stop left. Could you get me some carrots? I think Golden Harvest has it out for me."
>Rainbow lightly punches your shoulder
>"Haha, sure Anon. We still down for tonight?"
"Yup, just stocking up on food. Next is a booze run. Wanna join me?"
>"Awesome! I'll be right back."
>Rainbow flies off to Carrot Top while you finish your purchase at the cabbage cart
>tucking away your purchases in your bag, you jump slightly as Rainbow lands on your shoulders, dangling the bag of carrots in your face
>"Done and done! Now let's go get that booze!"
>you snatch the carrots and throw them in your bag
"Alright, alright. Let's head out."
>Rainbow hoof-pumps in joy, "Yeah!"
>she's always been cutely affectionate towards you ever since you started hanging out
>you just chalk it up to ponies being super touchy-feely and shrug it off
>besides, you kinda liked it
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>>29521098
>Rainbow is humming with a smile on her face as you enter the liquor store
>thank god they have liquor stores in this two-horse town (not literally), you'd have gone insane from drought if you had to go to Canterlot everytime you wanted booze
>Rainbow is suddenly gone from your shoulders and in front of you carrying two cases of Cider
>not the Apple's brand, but it's all they have in stock
>you take them off her hooves and set them down on the check-out counter
>"Are you sure Anon? I can get this, y'know. Weather patrol captain and all that." she rubs her hoof on her tuft trying to show off
"Yeah, I got it Rainbow. Don't worry about it. It's been a while since we hung out. I feel kinda bad for leaving you hanging last Friday."
>"Aww, you don-I mean, you better feel bad! I had to hang out with Rarity that night since Fluttershy was tending to some new animal friend in the Everfree!"
>Rainbow huffs and crosses her hooves
"Don't you like Rarity?"
>"Well, yeah, but it's hard to deal with her one on one, y'know?"
>you nod, you can remember the first time you met Rarity. She was a bit... over-bearing. And she hasn't changed much over the time you've been here either.
>the shopkeeper gives glances over at Rainbow and back to you, scrunching his muzzle
>"Will that be all?"
"Yup, that should cover it."
>"Ten bits, please."
>you hand over the bits and the shopkeeper just snatches them away practically throwing you your receipt, "Have a good day"
"Right, you too."
>Dash grabs the cider and you both head out
"Weird, guy seemed off today. He's usually nicer. I wonder if he's not over me being human yet?"
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>>29521110
>Rainbow droops her ears and sags a little in her flight next to you, "Y-yeah, maybe he's just getting used to y-you still."
>you shrug, nothing you can do at this point
"Oh well, onward to movie night!"
>Dash hoof-pumps, "Yeah!"
"So, what do we have in store for tonight?"
>"Oh, you'll see~" she says as she tries to hide her snicker behind her hoof
>it better not be clowns, you hate clowns
"It's the fucking clowns isn't it?"
>snicker
>yup, it's the fucking clowns
>you sigh and just open the door to your house, Rainbow trotting inside and dropping the cider off in the fridge
>she plops down in your couch and pops one open
>you shove the groceries in the fridge and take out the carrots, celery, brocolli and ranch, as well as a cider for yourself
>plopping down next to Rainbow you place the food on the table and start the TV
"Alright Dash, you're up first."
>"Hehe, you sure you want me to go first? You might lose before we even start."
>Damnit, she's right.
>It's been a tradition for you two to do movie night and try to scare the shit out of the other. The first one to give in and walk away before the movie ends loses.
>not-tonight.png
>you've got something *special* planned for tonight
>you smirk
"No, no, it's alright. Don't you worry, I can hold myself together long enough to see your scared face writhing in terror."
>"Pff, as if! You're gonna be crying in the first 30 minutes!"
"Try me"
>"Oh you wanna go!?"
"Yeah! Let's go!"
>you're both nose to nose, staring eachother down in a weird attempt at intimidating eachother
>Rainbow snorts
>that's all it takes, you both barrel over in laughter trying to get yourselves back together
>"Hehe, alright. I'm gonna actually put in the movie now. Get ready to change those pants of yours."
"Hah, yeah right. Just play it already."
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>>29521119
>You pop open your cider as she inserts the tape and relax as she floats back over, leaning up against you
>you wrap your arm around her soft, warm body, totally not trying to ignore any buldges in your pants at all. Nope, none of that.
>After some readjustment for comfort, mainly consisting of Rainbow snuggling deeper into your side, you press play


Aaand that's as far as I've gotten so far. Let me know if there's any interest in this. Otherwise, I'll just drop it and let it die.

PS - I really like the other greens we got going on. Plz continue.
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>>29521130
Continue plz.
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>>29521130
I like it so far. The scene building is good and the dialog sounds genuine, the only thing is the origin and extent of Rainbow and Anon's relationship isn't well defined.
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>>29521130
It's very cute. Go on please.
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>>29521130
I like it. Continue good sir
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>>29518964
's some good shit right there, anon
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>>29513814
Y'know, you could make a pic like this of any of the other main six, or some random ass bg mare and I'd feel a twinge in my donger

for dash I feel nothing
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>>29521130
Continue it please
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>>29521282
>>29521408
>>29521456
>>29521548
Thanks!

>>29521355
Thank you for taking the time to give some genuine specific insight. I really appreciate that. You make a good point and I kinda-sorta did that on purpose, but I probably could have addressed it by putting a simple one-liner in there. Oh well, I'll address it soon (in the next dump or two). It does need to be addressed but it's not critical to be addressed in the first dump, so I'll just take that as a learning element.

Looks like I'm going to be writing a bit more of this now. Will dump more when I get a good chunk done.
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>>29518964
>>29521130
what is this heresy
a new general with actual good greentexts?
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>>29521587
I think you actually ordered your exposition quite well since starting a green with loads of the same, dry "here's anon meeting Rainbow and learning things about the character that the reader already knows" is a great way to lose reader interest. I only make mention of that because it'd be a shame if your story had no grounding to the character's relationship. You've done great so far, and I hope you keep going with it. That being said don't do a shitty dream sequence for the origin story; that's gay.
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>>29521587
post cute pones while we wait
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>>29521686
>>29521587
This pretty much. Dash's affection to Anon is all over the place. In one scene she's hiding the fact she cares about him and then at the end they're snuggling like they've been together for awhile.
It's not a bad thing it just needs a little tweaking to get the proper idea of where they are (they fucking? They together? Is Dash just a cuddlewhore behind closed doors and would remove Anon's balls if he mentioned it to anyone?)
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>>29521686
>dream sequence
fuck that. I hate those. That was never the plan. I've read my fair share of greens and fimfiction pieces with those in it and hated every one of those scenes.

Don't you worry, it'll be handled in a natural way for the story to progress. Might end up breaking up the extent of their relationship over different parts just to keep the natural flow going. We'll see how it goes. Kinda free-balling it right now.
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>>29521736
Was trying to convey "really close friend". I've been through almost every type of relationship irl (except marriage) and can attest that actually really close male/female friends sometimes cuddle. Though, also trying to put a bit of romantic tension in there. I'll clarify that a bit in the next chunk.
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>>29521755
Thank god. Can't wait until you've got more and I'll be smashing that f5 in the meantime.
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>>29521787
heh, don't get your hopes up too much for such a quick turnaround. Give me a few hours at least. I'll be posting it as soon as it's complete. Will most likely have one more dump at least tonight.
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>>29521776
I get it. It'll be fun to see where it goes.
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>>29521130
Is this off the "Anon is extremely attractive but RD isn't and it pisses ponies off" idea?
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>>29521889
I'll make this more clear soon, but I was going for the idea of RD being SO unattractive (to ponies) that she's generally tolerated only due to her friendship with the other elements and her own element status.

Like I said, that'll get addressed in the actual story so there will be a coherent canon story reason for other things.
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>>29521989
>Dash has the pony equivalent of the pariah gene.
>Just looking at her causes unicorns to become ill, and non magical unicorns swear she smells funny.
>Anon figures she stinks cause she's always working out and lets it slide.
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>>29521999
heh, I like that.

Also, >checked
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>>29521989
i know this is the whole premise of this thread, but i cannot suspend my disbelief enough to believe she is that unattractive. There is no way the town would have thrown a party for her or have her own fanclub if she were basically the elephant man of ponies.

Personally, all i can reason is that she has pony albinism. If she had a different mane and eye color, she would be attractive, but much like a albino human, she's just a little bit too off putting for most ponies.

thats also why anon cant see that see's ugly at all, because all he sees is a cute and fluffy rainbow mane.
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>>29522016
Good point. I'll deal with this later but I'll keep it in mind as I go.
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>>29522016
Michael Jackson had a fan club and people celebrated his birthday worldwide. That didn't make him any less of a complete fucking disaster physically.
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>>29522093
well he ruined himself honestly. He looked like a normal person before he went mad. Also if micheal jackson walked into a liquor store, regardless of how much plastic was in him, the cashier certainly wouldnt be a dick to him.
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>>29522116
He would if he thought MJ was a pedophile.
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>>29518632
>>"And why's that? You know how many ponies would give their wings to be where you are right now?"
>"Name one."

We can go smoother.

"All the ones with good taste, I'm sure. But that doesn't change the fact that I am the one here."
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>>29521130
It's pretty solid man. Nothing jumped out as needing improvement.

Good dialogue, good internal monologue from Anon. Keep up the good work.

Praise be to whomever summoned back Low Self Esteem Rainbow Dash, since this is the third new green we've gotten from it.


>>29522016
Yeah, I tend to prefer that she's not like, "lose your lunch", or "intolerable to be around" unattractive. Just bad enough that people make fun of her, that without her fame or athletic ability she'd only get pity or joke dates, but not so bad that they start to feel sorry for her deformity.
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>>29521130
>well, you were right. It was the fucking clowns again.
>you gotta hand it to Dash, though. She keeps finding all these obscure clown horror films that you've never heard of that put "Killer Clowns from Outer Space" from back home to shame.
>this one had one scene in particular that made you [i]almost[/i] go to the restroom for a "break" consisting of a clown, a hay wagon in the city, several foals, and a rubber ducky
>that rubber ducky never saw it comeing
>breaking out of your reverie, you hear snickering from your chest
>huh, that's weird. Dash was at your side last you checked...
>Rainbow pushes herself from your ironclad grasp and looks up at you with a smug look
>"Ready to change those pants yet Anon?"
>Oh. You didn't run out of the room, but you DID clutch Rainbow like a stuffed toy while you tried to grin and bear it. Well. That's embarrassing.
>You let go of Dash, scratching the back of your head
"H-haha. Don't get a-ahead of yourself Rainbow. I'm still good to go!"
>Rainbow just smirks and raises an eybrow at that
>"Suuure, whatever you say Anon."
"Sooo... could you get off me for a second so I can put in the next movie?"
>"Right, sorry."
>she jumps off you and goes to the fridge while you swap the video tapes
>you rejoin on the couch as she plops the rest of the cider on the table
>"I'm tired of having to get up and get more cider. We can just put whatever we don't drink in the fridge later."
"Uh-huh. Sure that's just because you don't want to get called out for leaving the couch Dash?"
>"You wish. Just start whatever weak-feathered movie you have ready. I'm sure it'll be a piece of cake."
"Right, just like the time three weeks ago when you literally flew THROUGH my open window and didn't stop until you were under your covers shivering from fear?"
>"WHO TOLD YOU WHERE I WENT!?"
"I have my sources."
>your source was Tank. Well, not Tank directly, you had to coax Fluttershy into translating for you. You actually felt sorta bad about that one.
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>>29522332
>"W-well, whatever. You got me once. Big deal. You won't get me like that again. I'm tougher than that now."
"Right. You have changed so much in the past three weeks."
>she punches your arm a [i]bit[/i] harder than necessary
"Owww..."
>"Just shut up and play the movie dumbass."
"Fiine"

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>at the end of the movie, you're holding a shivering mass of fur and feathers.
>Rainbow has her head buried into your stomach, covering her ears with her hooves.
>it brought a smile to your face
>winning.jpeg
>that smile slipped off your face as you realize she isn't stopping. She's genuinely trembling in terror right now. The only thing that stopped her from running away like last time was probably your comment before the movie even started.
>damagecontrol.exe
"Hey, Dash? You okay?"
>no response
>you stroke her hair as you hold her a little tighter
"Shh, it's ok Rainbow. I'm sorry. It got a little out of hand. I won't take it that far again."
>sniffling, she just nods, hitting you lightly with her hoof
>"Y-you b-better n-not."
>you sigh, glad to see she's responsive at least.
"Hey, we still got another... 12 cans of cider to get through. Do you think we can finish them tonight?"
>"H-heh, I'm pretty sure that won't be a problem."
"I don't know... if you're not feeling that good right now I could always just drink them later while you go of to-"
>"NO!"
>she's now glaring at you with her wings expanded
"Ooookay then. Sooo, cider?"
>you hand her a cider as a peace offering
>Rainbow snatches the cider from your hand, huffing and jumping off you onto the couch
>you grab another cider for yourself and pop it open
"So Dash, what [i]did[/i] you do with Rarity last Friday?"
>"Oh, don't get me started..."
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>>29522341
And I just now realize BBC code isn't completely recognized. Well, oh well. You guys get the idea. I'll change that for the future posts.
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>>29522358
for spoiler it's [spoiler ] [ /spoiler]. just press ctrl+s
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>>29522341
>you wake up to a splitting headache as the beams of blinding light penetrate your blinds and hit your face
"Urgh"
>you grunt intelligently
>moaning, you toss around trying to go back to sleep, even bringing the covers back over your head to hide your face from the tryant Sun, but the damage is done.
>grunting in resignation, you roll out of your bed, landing on the ground.
>pushing yourself up, you slowly make your way to the kitchen
"Coffee..."
>once you have your second cup of the sweet sweet nectar in your hands, you look up at your couch
>a rainbow mane sticks out from the side, from what you can only imagine is the most dignified of poses that Rainbow Dash can muster at this exact moment.
"Rainbow"
>no response
"RAINBOW!"
>Rainbow snorts
"Get up and get coffee you miniture horse."
>"Who you calling a whorse?"
"You. Now get your flank up and get some fucking coffee."
>you swear you see a god-forsaken zombie emerge from the grave as Rainbow emerges from behind the couch. Ironic, since zombies seem to be her weakness and the very reason she was terrified to death last night.
>Rainbow takes the offered mug and downs it in one shot
>"GAAH"
>Rainbow scrunches her muzzle as she closes her eyes
>chuckling you just take her mug and fill it up for a second which she gladly takes, sipping this time
"What do you expect? I don't do cold coffee Dash."
>"Heathen."
>the two of you sit silently sipping your coffee for a few moments as you both recover from your respective hang-overs
"So, why exactly are you so scared of zombies anyways? I mean, I figured it out after about a month of movie nights but you never explained it."
>"Cookies."
"Cookies?"
>Dash just nods, "Cookies..."
>she looks down at her coffee, staring into the abyss that it offered
>deciding not to press the issue on a hung-over Rainbow, you took a seat at the table, Dash joining you
"Breakfast?"
>"Sure."
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>>29522869
"Alright, how's SugarCube Corner sound? Some scones sound really good right now."
>Dash smiles, "Yeah, I'd like that."
"Cool, lets head out then."
>you grab the mugs and throw them in the sink
>"Uhh, Anon?"
"Yeah?"
>"Don't you wanna, y'know. Take a shower first?"
>sniffing you determine that yes, a shower is in order.
"Shit, yeah. That's probably a good idea. You go first, I'll clean up a bit."
>Rainbow just nods and heads off to the bathroom. This isn't the first time she's woken up hung-over at your house from a late Friday night at your house.
>by the time you two leave, you've both showered, you got a clean set of clothes on, and the place doesn't look like it's been through WWIII anymore.
>as you exit the house, you grunt and cover your eyes against the blinding light.
"Rainbow..."
>"I already told you, if I made the schedule so every Saturday morning was cloudy, the higher-ups at Cloudsdale would have my flank for it."
"Pleeeaase..."
>"No."
"Fiine"
>you grunt in resignation and make your way to SugarCube Corner

>stepping inside, you are immediately assaulted by the sight of the resident ever-cheerful pony Pinkie Pie waiving animatedly at you
>"Good morning!"
"Morning Pinkie."
>you manage to greet Pinkie properly as you make your way to your regular seat for Saturday mornings. It's the one in the back with the least light shining on it. Normally ponies shy away from this spot due to the poor lighting, but it's perfect for a hang-over.
>Dash takes her spot across from you and you look down to see Pinkie already placed your orders at your seats. How she managed to time it correctly EVERY time still amazes you. Your cinamon scone is still piping hot and Dash's cupcake looks like it's fresh as well. You suppose that it makes some amount of sense, since you've been coming here on Saturday mornings for at least a year now. Not every time, but enough where it's unusual if you're not here and Pinkie will ask about it.
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>>29522882
>But that timing! You'll never understand how Pinkie times it so perfectly.
>not wasting anymore time, you dig in
>as is customary, Pinkie shows up about 5 minutes after you both finish, basking in your now full stomachs
>"So, how was everything?"
"Do you even have to ask?"
>"Hehe, I guess not. Especially since you always leave me a huge tip."
"Of course, you're the best pastry shop in all of Ponyville. Why wouldn't I want to keep you happy?"
>Rainbow raises an eyebrow at that
>"This is the only pastry shop in all of Ponyville."
"My point stands."
>Rainbow just snorts and leans back in her chair with a smirk, "Whatever you say Anon."
>Pinkie giggles and clears your plates.
>"So, what was the lineup this time?"
>Rainbow crossed her hooves with a smug grin on her face, "I had him watch 'Clowns from Manehatten'"
>Pinkie jumped up and down with excitement, "Ooooh, that's a good one! Did you win?"
>"Not... exactly."
>Rainbow just looks off to the side, her head down and desperately trying to cover the fact that she's blushing
>Pinkie just looked over at you and raised an eyebrow inquisitively
"I had her watch 'Zombies from Beyond the Viel"
>Pinkie just opened her mouth in a silent 'Oooh'
>you can hear Dash grumble from her seat
>Pinkie giggled
>"So do you two have plans for today?"
"Well, I have to go to Twilights for my monthly report. Though, I think she still makes me do it so I see somepony OTHER than Rainbow."
>"Haha, don't flatter yourself." Rainbow says, smirking. "Besides, I gotta get some practice in today and I promised Scoots she could watch."
"Right, how is she by the way?"
>"She's fine. Doing much better after that incident with the fish in her desk."
"Ah, yeah... that would definitely get anyone to scale back a bit on the adventures."
>you're STILL not sure how she managed to get 50 fish stuck in her school desk. Even Cheerilee was impressed.
"Well, I should probably be going then."
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>>29522892
>you drop a handful of bits on the table, having had precounted them before you even left.
>you get up to head out and Rainbow calls out to you
>"See you tomorrow?"
"Sure, sounds good. Usual place?"
>"Yeah, sounds good. I'll meet you there."
>you nod and head out to Twilight's
And that's where I'll stop for now I think. I'll pick this back up tomorrow. I have a good idea where I want to take the next scene though.
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>>29522901
Nice bro
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>>29522901
Its not bad, but it's lacking any direction.
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>>29523416
That's valid. I've been doing mostly setup so far I guess. Next part will definitely kickstart it, I just need to figure out exactly how I want to do it.
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>>29519179
what if you take it a bit into rgre territory.
They make love.
Dash apologises profusly.
it's considered embarrassing for the mare to cum before the stalion.
Anon tells her that he's hardly even begun and it's the opposite where he's from.

dash. ends up bragging about his stamina about how he lasted 15 whole minutes.
making other mares jealous. That's when things start getting ugly.
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>>29522901
Moar
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>>29522341
>>at the end of the movie, you're holding a shivering mass of fur and feathers.

So what was the movie?
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>>29523653
>>29522892
>'Zombies from Beyond the Veil'
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>>29523416
>Its not bad, but it's lacking any direction.
>>29523437

Honestly, I'm enjoying the well-paced buildup.

Can't wait for more.
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>>29523437
I should add I'm enjoying the read, I only point out the direction because I've seen many a slice of life story falter before they go anywhere. I don't wanna see this one abandoned, its a special kind of cute.
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>>29523688
That'll teach me to comment as I scroll down, without reading to the end of the thread first.
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>>29522332
>"Killer Clowns from Outer Space"
Fuck I hated that movie.
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>>29523545
Yes please.
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>>29522093
To be fair, MJ was fucking hot before he turned into a white guy and went insane. He also had most of his biggest hits out by then, and was already a huge celebrity.
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>>29523808
Yea it was a shit comparison but I see his point. Think of any ugly as sin athlete and you'll have plenty of people who want to meet, fuck, and be around them but that doesn't mean they're trying to be their boyfriend/girlfriend.
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>>29518964
>As you met again, you felt her tongue prod against your lips, demanding entry.
>You slid your own tongue out to meet hers, a sensual battle for dominance .
>Her tongue was wider and flatter than yours, and you made sure to tease and caress it with the point of your own.
>She moaned softly and pressed her assault, the warmer appendage sliding under your own.
>Thoughts swimming with desire and lust, you conceded the battle, relaxing your lips slightly and letting her explore your mouth.
>A small hint of peppermint teased at your senses, the sharp cool scent following wherever Dash's tongue massaged and caressed.
>While she smooched away, you slid your hand from the small of her back, your palm cupping her cutie mark.
>You squeezed her rear and she gasped, breaking the kiss.
>Both of you opened your eyes, panting, faces flushed red.
>As you looked into each others eyes, she pounced, wings propelling her forward with more force than you were ready for.
>You fell backward onto the couch, your back slamming into the cushions as the blue pegasus pinned you down.
>Loose feathers fluttered everywhere and your lips were back together.
>This time, you pressed into her mouth, your tongue caressing the flat of her own.
>Your hands, easily enveloping her back and rear, pulled her tightly to you as her mane covered your face in waves of color.
>Her hips bucked against your own, as the more sensual kissing becoming clumsy and lustful.
>You stoked the back of her head and back, all thoughts of precision and caution thrown to the wind.
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>>29524190
>Had you not had pants on, you would probably already be--
>"W-wait!"
>--or not.
>Dash, breathing heavily, desire dripping from her face, mane messily covering one of her eyes, pulled away.
>She sat up and plopped down on the couch, cursing under her breath.
>OK, what the hell just--
>"I...I can't do this."
>You sat back up, silently, painfully aware of how close 'this' was to happening in more than one part of your body.
>"I"m sorry Anon...I...I should just--"
>She started to stand up, her knees still a bit wobbly from the exchange a moment ago.
"You don't have to leave. Calm down."
>She was almost on her hooves when you stuck your hand out to stop her.
>She looked at you, a mix of anger and fear on her face but she quickly softened when she made eye contact.
>Despite everything, concern was all you had for the small pony.
"We don't have to....do what we were about to..."
>"Yea I...look I don't want this to be another...ugh, what's wrong with me?!"
>You really didn't know but you tried to keep your mouth shut and let her talk.
>She sunk into the couch, forehooves strategically positioned between her legs to hide her previous excitement.
>"I...Stallions have said things before and after we do that they turn into real assholes in the morning."
"Oh...yeah, I get it."
>"I like you, I like you a lot. You make me laugh and I don't think about...and I don't want this to turn out to be--"
"It's not, I promise you."
>"I've heard that one too. The last one..."
>She hung her head a little, the edges of her eyes beginning to moisten.
>You slid over and put your arm around her, making a point to be as gentle as possible.
>She quickly buried her face into your chest, her breath hitching.
>You rubbed her back softly as she tried to fight the tide building.
>"I'm...so fucking ugly..."
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>>29524196
>when the love of your life can't bring herself to trust you as more than just a thirdty one night stand

Y-you just have to care about her enough to deal with it...
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>>29524196
>You wanted to argue with her.
>You wanted to drag her in front of a mirror and tell her how beautiful you thought she was.
>But you knew that wouldn't help right now, and instead you wrapped your arms around her and let her cry.
>Her sobs were heavy now, you felt your shirt getting damp and her forelegs squeezed around you like a vice.
>It was a little surreal, Dash was always so together and strong.
>On some days you admired her, her skill, her attitude.
>Even when she was being a bit of a jerk to you, it was never meanspirited.
>Seeing her break down like this, especially seconds before you were going to...better not to think about that anymore.
>At least this put a swift end to anything telling between your legs.
>"You should let me leave...just...I'll go, we'll go back to being friends and you can find someone who isn't a mess and--"
"Stop that."
>She sniffled and lifted her head a little.
>Her eyes were red with tears and you were going to need to change your shirt.
"I don't want to find someone else."
>"How can you...look at me right now and say that?"
>Because you're beautiful.
>You don't say it.
>Not after last night.
>Certainly not right now.
>But, even so, she must have seen it in your eyes.
>Her body began to tremble again.
"Because I'm big and dumb, remember?"
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>>29524308
>Her breath hitched again, a mix of a second wave of tears and the tiniest laugh.
>"The dumbest..."
>You slid a hand under her chin and propped her face up a little.
>She wanted to smile but there were far too many emotions clawing at her heart.
"You wanna go shower or something? Go clear your head?"
>"That..sounds like an OK idea right now."
"There's fresh towels under the sink, I'll change while you freshen up."
>"OK."
>Slowly, you relaxed your arms while she did the same.
>Reluctantly, she lowered herself off the couch to the floor.
>There was some hesitation in her pace, she eyed the front door as she walked to your bedroom.
>For a moment, you expected her to tell you she was sorry and to run out the door again.
>In fact, it was more of a shock when she made the turn for the bedroom, and the bathroom beyond that.
>"Hey Anon?"
>She didn't turn around when she called out to you, still embarrassed by how she looked from all the crying.
>"Thanks."
>She quickly moved into the bedroom, and not long after you heard the bathroom door close and the water begin to run.
>Crisis averted for now.
>You looked down and, with Dash gone, allowed yourself to cringe a little at the condition of your clothing.
>Better change before she gets out.
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>>29524313
That's all for tonight, pastebin updated. sorry about the blueballs
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>>29522901
Pastebin this.

Your pacing and setup have been excellent so far, and I'm just ichin' to see this plotline explode.

Keep it up, solid work writefag.
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>>29500808
Gliders aren't flying, anon.
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>>29524315
Good work dude looking forward to the next update
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>>29499846
>Rainbow dash got a TASTE FROM HUMAN STAMINA~
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>>29524315
I'll take comfy romance over lewds anyday.

But then, I'm a moral degenerate.
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>>29524315
I come into this thread, I read your green expecting unf, and instead you give me feels I never ask for or wanted
well done, this is fucking amazing
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>>29523700
Thank you for that. And I'm glad you like it so far! It probably feels like it's lacking direction because I have the end-game in mind but I had no idea what the middle points were when I was writing it. I have a much better idea of a roadmap now that I've had some time to rest and think it over. Going to work soon, so no dump until later tonight, but I will be working on it today.

>>29523692
Thank you, pacing is something I always try and stress. It annoys me when things are too fast or terribly slow. Especially in a romance fic. I feel like most people who write them have never been in a relationship before.
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>>29524331
I'll think up some name while at work and pastebin it tonight. It's all in a txt file so it's not going anywhere.
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This thred needs more attention
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>>29514928
>>29516353

I came back here from /fit/ too, just a couple of days ago, after leaving this fandom for 3 years.

Now lifitng weights, bingewatching pone, and reading cute dash fics
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In a weird way, knowing other ponies find Dash repulsive would be a major turn on for me. I'd go out of my way to show her affection in public just to watch other ponies squirm with discomfort. It'd also be comforting to know theres little to no chance she would ever cheat on me. I'd be happy with her, worship her and relish the fact that ponies are too fucking stupid and vain to appreciate her in the same way I do.
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>>29524487
My point still stands.
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>>29525721
>go into explicit detail about eating her pussy
>stallions vomit
>mares turn pale and faint
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Any stories where ponies actually consider Anon attractive and are super pissed when he chooses to date Dash instead of an "attractive" pony?
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>>29525721
No doubt that's part of the allure of these stories. Also they play on the already established performance anxiety she has, which her attention seeking behavior is something of a crutch for. The idea that part of her drive to be admired comes from the fact she knows other ponies don't find her attractive is delicious, just adding another level of vulnerability to her. And Anon having to dance around that while awkwardly romancing her is really fun to read.
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>>29525759
Disgusting but beautiful.
I want more.
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>>29524315
First muh dick, then muh heart...
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>>29526889
that is cuter than it has any right to be
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>be anon
>lonely as fuck
>all the ponies think you're ugly as fuck
>so does Dash, but she takes pity on you
>she knows exactly how you feel
>she dates you for a while
>but she still just can't find herself physically attracted to you
>no matter how badly she wants to
>she feels incredibly guilty when you finally get the truth out of her
>you're madly in love with her and think she's perfect just the way she is
>if you can forgive her for the unforgivable sin of being ugly, why cant she do the same?
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Where's HSD? It's been almost 3 days.
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>>29527053
Dead.
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>>29527053
You have 2-3 active writefags right now. Quit making them feel shitty by whining about the missing one.
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>>29527067
F
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>>29519052
That my dude, is overkill.
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>>29519314
Spitfire might be a really good one to have try to seduce Anon away from Dash. She's already a little jealous of Dash's ability, plus there has to be something special about Anon for Dash to want to be with someone so weird looking.
Maybe she doesn't even care about Dash's looks, she's just a bitter, late 30s mare who wants to take something away from the younger superstar who's after her job.
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>>29503058
What a shame.
It was a good story.

But I guess if it's a chore to finish it, it's not worth it.
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I've never come to this thread before but I'm kinda in the mood to write. You guys want comfy or feels?
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>>29527442
Whatever floats your boat. I'm down for either.
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>>29527442
comfy
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>>29527442
Comfy. We just got hit with feels from the last story.
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>>29527442
Lil' of both, but start off with some comfy.
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>>29527442
Comfy leading into feels.
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>>29527442
start with comfy, then get into feels, then finish off with climatic comfy and lewd
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>>29527363
Plus, we need more stories in which Dash realizes that Spitfire is a terrible pony.

Or, alternatively, go for the herd solution. Taunt Spitfire with everything she can't have, make her want it enough, then talk it over with Dash, and agree to let her in, but make sure she knows Dash is in charge.
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>>29528129
Nah, we see plenty of comfy lewd already. Go for the elusive feels-lewd.
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>>29528139
>convincing your low self image waifu that you want a third party in the bedroom
>thinking this will end in any way but disaster.
She'd take it the wrong way and think it's equivalent to putting a paper bag on her head while you did it.
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>>29528139
are you suggesting polygamy
because that never goes well
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>>29528166
This.

Any other version of Dash might work but not low self esteem Dash.
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I miss HSD
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>>29528226
He's dead.
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>>29528166
I was imagining Anon being against it, and Dash having the bright idea and convincing Anon (reluctantly). Dash is feeling a bit vindictive.

The less-permanent prank version makes even more sense: conspire with Dash ahead of time, set up a "trial run" date, use the opportunity to dote on Dash and ignore Spitfire as much as she tries, lead Spitfire on just enough for her to think that she "just" needs to convince you, to end up back at Spitfire's place, you and Dash stay in control and get her into a compromising and inextricable position, have sex in front of her, show her exactly what she's missing, and then leave her that way and go home.
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>>29528261
Pulling a prank together like that, plus the clear demonstration that you still want her over anypony else, not to mention the and the opportunity to be "above" a Wonderbolt and get one over on somepony who has been less than awesome towards her...

That could do wonders for Dash's self-esteem.
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>>29528261
Well shit if its a prank/revenge it's a whole different ballgame.
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Guys, these fics are making me feel the warm and fuzzies. Followed by crippling depression on not having someone to cuddle.

Booze isnt curing it. Send help, or rope.
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>>29528372
Go for a walk. Dash wouldn't want to see you sulking around.
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>>29528372
Watch divorce court proceedings, I'm not joking.
THOSE people found someone to cuddle and yeah, maybe it was nice at the time, but you can bet they regret ever meeting each other.
Unfortunately, very few people ever find "the one" who is actually a decent person who genuinely cares about them.
Years of loneliness with them at the end is leagues better than short termed relationships that end in misery. You have no reason to trust me, but I know this is true.
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>>29528372
Read more fics. Keep the high going.
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>>29528418
This is really cynical and I wouldn't recommend it. It's possible to find someone who is genuine, you have to look in the right places. And well, now this is equally cynical but consider not aiming above a 6.
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>>29528447
Well of course it's possible to find someone like that. I never said it wasn't.
But we are guaranteed nothing but death. That sounds like some edgy goth kid who doesn't fit in at school but it is true.
Some people never find happiness or love at all.
Why do you think fictions are so popular?
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>>29527315
Holy shit. My elementary shool used to give those out. Where are those from?
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>>29528396
Its not about dash, its about having crippling social problems that make me unable to accept anything good in my life.
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>>29528622
>its about having crippling social problems that make me unable to accept anything good in my life

If you feel that way, then, not a joke, completely serious: consider seeing a therapist. Ignore anyone who tells you that depression and similar aren't real or that you should just "get over it" or "smile more". Worst case, you find out that you don't have a medical explanation and you're in the same boat you were before. Best case, you find out some life-changing information and ways you can improve how you feel about life.
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>>29528659
Ive seen good fucking therapists. Ive got a diagnoses. Like fuck my therapist was also the therapist for the guys who did 9/11 so its not like i dont get help its just theres no real cure for depprestion.
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>>29528261

Seems like a level of mean/vindictive that would be beyond Dash. Destroying someone else's self esteem isn't something she would do just to boost her own.
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>>29528941
Hell hath no fury...
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>>29528941
This is a pretty broken Dash. And even in canon her pranks can cross over into mean territory. Here's a target who actually deserves it, who is trying to take away the best thing in her life. And that one person thinks this would be hilarious and entirely appropriate.
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>>29528941
>Destroying someone else's self esteem isn't something she would do just to boost her own.

This wouldn't come anywhere close to destroying Spitfire's self-esteem. At most, it would humiliate her, and not in front of anypony else. Might take her down a few pegs, but it wouldn't destroy her.
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>>29528944

Did she ever spitefully do things to hoops or the other goon? She only did what she had to and stuck up for herself and showed what she was made of. She bettered herself instead of putting hoops down. She showed what she was made of. She didn't attack him personally the way he did to her. While she can be somewhat careless with word choice, I don't think she's ever been shown to go out of her way to dig into someone personally.
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>>29529012
Hoops didn't try and steal the one man who finds her attractive. Though it would be pretty funny if he did.
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>>29503058
Say my dude, I've got a reply to something you said in the previous thread. Something like, you just put words on paper and anyone could do it? Well lemme tell you something, brah
It's good to be humble, I really think that's a good virtue. However, it's not right to acknowledge that you have some talent.

Your writing speaks from the heart, man. By that I mean you obviously put a lot of your own emotions into words, maybe or most likely drawing on past experiences to help you out. I don't know if you know this or not, but that's literally the first step to becoming a good story teller. Your work is rough, sure, but it's obvious you haven't really done any intensive study on the subject, you're just doing it because you felt like it, and maybe it makes you feel good. I want to address that.

If you enjoy writing, I think you should pursue it. You're right, it takes a lot of work and energy to get better, and the deeper you go the more difficult it becomes to learn, but it's worth it. It's worth getting shit from people because they don't like it, because it helps you grow as a person and a writer. It's worth it because you'll make people happy, maybe not with the effort you put forth, but with the product you make at the end of all your toil and trouble. It's worth it because at the end of the day, it makes you happy, and that's the biggest thing of all you should realize.

You really do have potential, I could see it in the first part of this little story you're doing now. While it'd make me super happy to know that you keep on going, I don't want you to feel like you should do it just because someone else thinks you should. Don't be sorry that you take your time to make work you enjoy. Story telling is an art, and writing is the medium. You do you.

It may feel like you're not appreciated somewhere or that you're wasting your time on a project you feel will get you nowhere, and if you ever do reach that point, just remember why you do it.
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>>29529012
>I don't think she's ever been shown to go out of her way to dig into someone personally.

And she wouldn't be in this case, either. She's not tearing someone apart; she's pranking someone who tried to steal the one she loves.

Spitfire isn't going to be irreparably harmed by it. With any luck, perhaps she'll be a bit better for it, but that's not the point. Either way, she'll stop trying to go after Dash and Anon.
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>>29529045
>but that's literally the first step to becoming a good story teller
OBJECTION, your honor. Motivation to write is an entirely subjective concept, and the means taken to the end of becoming a "good" story teller are different for everyone. My means involved years of clinical, unimaginative writing to develop a strong base of prose and structure, before adapting that to a narrative focus.

>It's worth getting shit from people because they don't like it, because it helps you grow as a person and a writer.
This x1000. I'd go even a step further and say that if you aren't getting shit from someone, or if you can't handle their criticism (even if it's just shitposting) then you probably shouldn't be writing in the first place. It is only through the criticism of others that you can identify your flaws and weaknesses, and ignoring those criticisms will not only degrade the quality of your work but also frustrate you in the long run as you fail to see improvement in your own writing.

>You really do have potential, I could see it in the first part of this little story you're doing now. While it'd make me super happy to know that you keep on going, I don't want you to feel like you should do it just because someone else thinks you should.
Everyone has potential to write. Everyone. Every last person on this Earth has the ability to put words on paper, or to learn to do as much. From then on, it's simply a matter of taking the ideas constantly turning over in our heads and relaying them through pens and keyboards. As to whether or not he should keep going, I would say that he definitively should do it, especially because someone else wants him to. An entertainer creates his act not for himself but for the crowd, and in much the same way a writer creates his literature for the reader. If the reader is himself, that's fine. But if the reader is a crowd and the crowd likes it, that is the key tell of success and the most important sign to move forward with the story.
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>>29529097
>Spitfire gets wind of this little prank of theirs.
>Decides to double down.
>Writes Anon a note as Dash to tell him to meet her somewhere.
>Anon gets there.
>Lights are off.
>Spitfire pretends to be Rainbow and fucks his brains out.
>Dash received a similar note except the meeting time is an hour later.
>She walks in right as Anon is blowing his gigantic load into Spitfire.
>Lights on
>Oh fuck.
>Dash runs away cursing and crying.
>Anon has to pulls his sopping dick out of Spitfire, find his pants, and chase after.
>Spitfire teaches them both not to fuck with the Wonderbolt Captain.
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>>29529123
>>Spitfire gets wind of this little prank of theirs.

See, that's where you lost me.

>>Lights are off.
>>Spitfire pretends to be Rainbow and fucks his brains out.

Nope, Spitfire doesn't sound or feel at all like Rainbow. It's not like we're talking about Daring "Dash-recolor" Do.

(Plus, no, not interested in stories hurting Dash.)
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>>29529110
Please notice I said story teller, not writer

I know everyone can write, it's a basic function. This person seemed to be down on himself, which you may or may not remember, and I firmly believe that not everyone will be a good story teller.

As for being an entertainer, I think you miss my point when I say you do it because you like to. I don't write solely because people enjoy the things I write about or how they're written, I do it because I enjoy it. You can't simply tell a man what to do because the act is entertaining. I don't claim to know why he wrote his story down and I don't care to know, it's his own reason and he should recognize it. That's what I'm saying.

I don't know if you payed attention to the things he said in the last thread about himself, but that's half the reason I posted that block of text. I won't repeat it because I couldn't word for word and it wouldn't be fair.

This person is under no obligation to continue writing, I don't care what reason you give about being an entertainer. It's not a job until he makes it one and that's a choice they have to make on their own. This is all I'll say on the matter.
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Just so everyone is aware, HSD said he wouldn't be back till Wednesday.
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>>29529123
>Spitfire teaches them both not to fuck with the Wonderbolt Captain.
Spitfire then realizes she fucked up as dash comes at spitfire with a shotgun at sonic rainboom speed.
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>>29529123
>NTR
Delet this
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>>29522901
>be Rainbow Dash
>Anon just left SugarCube Corner
>Pinkie turns to you with a shit-eating grin
>"Sooo, when you gonna finally ask him? Huh? Huh?"
>she's nudging you with her elbow
"Pinkie! I already told you! I don't want to scare him off! He's literally the first guy who's given me the time of day who wasn't just in it for sex. I... really like that about him."
>you smile and blush a bit as you recall all the times you've hung out with Anon. He always seems interested in you for *you*.
>"Pfft, well, yeah! Anon's great! And he thinks YOU'RE great! So you should just ask him already!"
"I don't know Pinkie... what if he... doesn't want to be around me anymore once I ask? I mean, I really enjoy having him as a friend and I don't want to lose that."
>"It'll be fine, I promise! Just ask him!"
>Pinkie's enthusiasm never ceases to bring a smile to your face.
"I just do-"
>the bell for the front door rings and Rarity walks in
>Pinkie waves her over and Rarity smiles and makes her way over to you and Pinkie
>"Why hello Darlings. How are you both?"
>Rarity glances over at your slightly disheveled appearance
>"I see another Saturday morning hang-over for you Rainbow."
>you smirk
"Hehe, yeah. You know me..."
>"Oh, but it seems Anon isn't with you? Nothings wrong, is it?"
>Rarity looks at you with concern lining her brow, already leaning in to show support if needed
"Nah, nothing like that. I just-"
>"We were just talking about how she needs to just ask him out already! It's only been, what? 2 years, 14 days, 8 hours and 36 minutes since she met him at the park and then fell in love with him over only 8 months 3 days 8 hours and 16 minutes!"
>Pinkie is smiling in her usual Pinkie way
>you and Rarity just stare at her and blink
"Right..."
>Rarity snaps out of her daze and imediately turns her head towards you, a creeping smile on her muzzle that sends chills down your spine
"Rarity..."
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>>29529377
>Rarity sits down across from you and widens the already chilling smile
>"Why Dash, Darling. I do believe Pinkie Pie has a point..."
>oh no
>"I believe now is..."
>what followed is a series of events where somehow Rarity and Pinkie convinced you that tomorrow would be the PERFECT time to ask Anon out on a date for Wednesday night at what sounded like a fancy schmancy restaurant. You weren't one for fancy, but Rarity INSISTED that it would be PERFECT for your first date with Anon.
>you can only hope it goes half as well as Rarity is making it out to be
>"So, it's decided then. At the end of your usual 'hang-out' with Anon tomorrow, you'll pop the question!"
>you snap to attention
"Rarity!"
>Rarity cocks her head to one side, "Yes?"
"I'm not asking him to m-marry me! I'm just asking him out on a d-d-d-date..."
>suddenly your hooves look VERY interesting, complete with bumping them together at regular intervals
>"Oh, yes of course dear, of course. We won't be talking about the wedding until at least another month or so!"
"Not helping!"
>your breath is starting to hitch now as you breath deeply, trying to keep your calm in futility
>Pinkie grabs you and gives you a big hug
>"Oh it'll be so amazing Dashie! I'm sure you'll have sooooo much FUN!"
>you tap Pinkie on the shoulder as the precious air leaves your worldy body
"Pinkie... can't... breath..."
>"Oops! Sorry."
>Pinkie lets go quickly and looks down scratching the back of her head
>you drink from the life giving air greedily
>"Well dear, I'm glad you finally agreed to do something about this! Honestly, I thought we'd have to do something DRASTIC soon to get you to ask him!"
>you gulp, you don't want to know what 'drastic' was for Rarity. She can get... enthusiastic when it comes to romance.
"R-right. Anyways, I gotta go practice and hang out with Scoots so I'll see you girls later."
>you smile and it's returned all around
>group hug ensues
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>>29529384
>Pinkie and Rarity say their goodbyes and you head off to grab Scootaloo for the day
>as you exit SugarCube Corner, you realize you just agreed to ask Anon out tomorrow.
>horsefeathers
And here's the pastebin (updated with this dump): http://pastebin.com/4t5eNzTe
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>>29529123
>tfw canon Spitfire might actually do this
They kinda fucked her characterization a few times.
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>>29529550
>They kinda fucked her characterization a few times.

She seems to have Aesop Amnesia: whatever she learned in her last appearance to make her a better pony goes out the window before the next story.
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>>29529628
I think it's more the writers not giving a shit.
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Guess I'll start namefagging.
They'll be an update tonight in an hour or so.
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>>29529815
I only started namefagging to alleviate possible confusion (since there's more than one writefag in the thread now).

Also, awesome. I look forward to your green
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>>29524313
>It was getting late, and while you normally slept in just boxers or less, you didn't want Dash to walk out of the bathroom to you half naked.
>So, reluctantly, you stripped down to nothing and replaced your dirty clothes with some PJ pants and a t-shirt.
>The pants were obnoxiously fluffy and purple, Rarity had insisted you have them when you bought some nicer clothing from her.
>She swore it was leftover fabric but you got the feeling she was enjoying making exotic clothing for you.
>As comfy as they were on you bum, you felt a little ridiculous.
>Still better than giving Dash the wrong idea when she got out of the shower.
>You decided to wait in the living room, the sound of the water stopping would be more than enough warning she was about to come back out.
>With a a thud you plopped on the couch and started to read.
>You were about four chapters into an awful mystery novel when the water turned off.
>Sitting up, you kept your focus on the book for now.
>You weren't a puppy and you weren't going to be standing outside the door waiting for her.
>Even you knew how much girls found that a turnoff.
>There was some sounds of fumbling under the sink, no doubt for a towel, and shortly after the door clicked open.
>Hoofsteps made their way back into the living room and Dash emerged with a towel over her back.
>She looked a hundred times better, even with the damp fur and wet mane.
>"I needed that."
"I thought you might."
>"Uh-huh."
>She made her way back to the couch and sat opposite from you.
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>>29530049
>There was enough room for maybe two ponies to sit between you two now.
>You closed your book and set it on the coffee table.
>"Sorry about that. You didn't do anything wrong, k?"
>You nodded.
>"I just need some time to...I know you're a good guy. At least, I think you are, but I've been wrong before. Think you can wait till I'm ready?"
>Another nod from you.
>She smiled.
>There was really nothing you could say or do right now, the ball was in her court.
>Could only hope she'd learn to trust your affection as genuine.
>Well, maybe there was one thing you could do.
"Hey."
>"Hmm?"
"I got some ice cream in the fridge, you down?"
>"Sheesh Anon, I'm going to have to fly double my laps tomorrow just to work off all the junk food we had!"
"So, that's a yes then?"
>"You freakin' know it!"
>With a smile you went to the kitchen to grab the tub of cookie dough ice cream and a couple of spoons.
>"What kind?"
"Fudge brownie."
>She snatched a spoon and dug in, you followed.
>For awhile you two just ate, occasionally giving each other crap about any drips that missed your mouth.
>Oh and one other thing was a subject of conversation.
>"Alright Anon, I was polite as long as I could be. What's with those pants?"
"Rarity."
>Dash laughed, the simple answer more than enough to sate her curiosity.
>"Just cause she makes you something ridiculous doesn't mean you have to wear it!"
"They're comfortable, what do I care what they look like?"
>"Hmph, not worried I'll make fun of you?"
"I'd be more worried if you didn't."
>She laughed harder and nearly dropped a scoop of ice cream on the floor.
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>>29530053
>It was nice to see her settling back into her normal self.
>Looking to keep her spirits up, you asked about the one thing you knew never failed to get her boasting and talking.
"So, what's the Wonderbolt Schedule look like these next few weeks?"
>"Oh man, I didn't tell you? In two days we're performing at Canterlot for.."
>She went on and on and you smiled and listen.
>It was her again, the stuff from before a backseat to her bragging about her future shows and stunts.
>That's the Rainbow Dash you fell in love with.
>Wait, love?
>Isn't it a little early for that?
>...think about it tomorrow.
>"...and finally, I'll be doing an inverted loop right above the Princess's box, isn't that something?"
"I might have to go watch it myself."
>"Ha! Event's been sold out for months! Maaaaybe I can try to find you a crew pass, but no promises, there is only so many of those!"
"I'll have to settle for you telling me about it then."
>"Pfft, I could always show you if you want! Not like you'd be looking at anyone else at the show so who cares if its there or above your house!"
>She got up, almost as if she intended to do it right this moment.
>"Aw nuts, it's too dark out. You'd lose track of me."
"It is pretty late, isn't it?"
>"Yea. Probably should be hitting the hay soon."
>There was a pause as both of you had similar thoughts.
>She looked toward the bedroom as you looked toward the door, and vice versa.
>"So...ummm..."
"Do you...maybe wanna..."
>"Your bed looks big enough and..."
"...long as you're comfortable with..."
>"...I don't need a lot a of room...but..."
>She rubbed the back of her head and you broke eye contact.
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>>29530058
>"So..."
"I'd hate for you to fly home this late."
>"...that mean I can, even though we're not gonna..."
"You said it, the bed is pretty big, even for me."
>"Do you have a favorite side?"
>You shrugged.
>"Yeah, haha, me either! I can fall asleep wherever I want!"
"I can stay on the couch if you're not going to be--"
>"No! Umm...I mean, naw, come on, Anon, I'm not gonna kick you out of your own bed!"
>You stood and stretched, grabbing the empty bucket of ice cream along with the discarded spoons.
>"Besides, how would that look if I came over, ate your ice cream, then stole your bed? I mean, I get it, you're starstruck that someone as amazing as me is even standing here but I'm not that self centered!"
>She winked at you and started toward the bedroom.
>You made a detour to the kitchen to rid yourself of the tub and toss the spoons in the sink.
>After washing your hands, you joined her in the bedroom.
>She had already claimed the part of the bed she like, her lower half under the covers already.
>Her wings were fully extended and you could see her kicking her legs trying to get comfortable.
>"Your bed is a little firmer than a cloud."
"Still softer than the floor."
>She rolled her eyes and you chuckled as you turned the last light off and got in.
>"Maybe once you get those crazy pants in here."
"Keep it up and I'll have Rarity make you a pair."
>She pfft-ed and you settled on your back.
>After a moment, she did the same.
>Both of you staring at the ceiling in the darkness.
>"So...do you think we can...without it..?"
>As if to answer, you rolled on your side, facing her.
>She did the same.
>Somehow, her eyes looked even more gorgeous in the dark.
>The moonlight streamed in the window, casting a pale glow on the both of you.
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>>29530062
>You reached under the covers and stroked her shoulder softly.
>She shimmied forward, her head finding its way against your neck.
>You completed the embrace, slipping your other arm under her pillow and wrapping her in a gentle hug.
>"Mmmm...this is nice."
>You nodded in agreement.
>She shifted a little closer to your chest, nuzzling at your shoulder.
>"Hey Anon?"
"Hmm?"
>"What you said, last night....and everything?"
"Yeah?"
>"You mind, I mean if it isn't too much could you just...maybe it would help if you--"
>You shh-ed her.
>Slowly, you slid your hand through her mane and kept the other lightly on her back.
>With a slight stretch, you leaned toward her ear and whispered exactly what she wanted to hear.
>Her forearms tightened around your body, and for a moment you feared you might need to change your shirt again.
>But save for an ear twitch and a labored sigh, she relaxed a moment later.
>"Thanks, Anon. You're not bad looking either."
>She whispered softly before rolling to her other side.
>"Is this ok? If I lay like this and you..?"
>Without even a nod, you repositioned yourself so your hand laid across her chest and pet softly above her belly.
>She wiggled her way backwards till her back was against your chest, her bum just above your waist.
>It didn't take long for sleep to claim the both you of you, the stillness of night quickly sapping whatever energy you had left from the day before.
>Just before you closed your eyes, you felt her hooves wrap around your arm and pull it tighter to her.
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>>29530066
And that's all for tonight.
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>>29530066
Why does this feel like he got friendzoned
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>>29530186
Howso?
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>>29530186
Are you retarded or autistic?

And "neither" is not a viable answer.
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>>29530312
She puts out for ponies, but anon is only an emotional pillow for her
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>>29530337

I'm guessing your a virgin or have some history. No offence BTW.

A common stipulation with homely girls is being used for sex. Insecure Dash is insecure, and was literally moments away before putting out when those insecurities took hold again. Remember this is the story where she bolted after anon made the terrible mistake of calling her beautiful. Wounds like that take time to heal, and she does believe anon isn't like that but a part of her doesn't know.
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>>29530361
>He thinks women respect sponges
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>>29530402
I wouldn't categorize Anon as a sponge. This entire story takes place over the course of a day and despite everything she's still in his bed and he's proving to her he's a decent person.
What's he supposed to do, tell her to put out or get out?
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>>29530402
Someones been cucked
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>>29530427
If Anon was in real life, he just lost any chance of getting pussy. She would allready be texting some other dude to stuff her. Women dont want a nice guy, they want someone to dominate them.
But since this is pure fantasy, sure Anon is on the right track
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>>29530465
Do people really believe this?
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>>29530465
You didn't answer my question. How could he have handled things any differently? Kicked her out? Told her the tax for using the bed is one blow job? Said she'd be pretty with cum on her face?
I'm genuinely curious how you think it should have been handled.
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>>29530477
experiment in life
>Put a few women on a pedestal
> treat a few like trash
>You will find the answer anon
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>>29530072
I don't think i have ever searched for a thread just to see if a story has updated as often as i have for this one. Good job keep it up.
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>>29530504
Blaming others for your own shortcomings is quite immature of you.

Here's an experiment for you: find the fattest, ugliest excuse of a woman and give her some attention. Bet you she'll be worshipping your dick in a week.
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>>29530465
Neither RD nor Anon are simply looking to someone to fuck. Mature relationships are more complex than that, kid.
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>>29530462
Lol buddy you're the one who's s cuck. I've been swimming in pussy since I was 15 and I ain't slowing down. I bet you haven't got laid once with your nice guy act haven't you?

I get a rush off of blueballing little fuckboys like you. Little faggot's texting her, begging for attentiob whiles shes riding me always gets me off.
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>>29530658
Bro, you forgot your picture.
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>>29530658
Funny, I have the opposite problem when I fucked your mom last night. Kills my boner everytime she talks about you.
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>>29530668
It's been eight years and I still can't believe people find those tans attractive. Fucking bitch needs some radaway.
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>>29529377

>"We were just talking about how she needs to just ask him out already! It's only been, what? 2 years, 14 days, 8 hours and 36 minutes since she met him at the park and then fell in love with him over only 8 months 3 days 8 hours and 16 minutes!

That's the most Pinkie thing I've read in a long time.
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>>29529389
It's ponyfeathers and horseapples. You are mixing your horse curses and it's not acceptable.
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>>29530884
Heh, yeah, I realized that after I had already posted it. I figured it wasn't a huge deal but that some autist was bound to point it out. I'll change it in the pastebin but can't change the 4chan posts
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>>29530477
are people like you really so blind to reality?
oh, no, wait, i forgot. the experience of you and your few friends invalidate the observations of the masses.
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>>29530897
Y-you too...
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>>29531039
Heh, thanks for pointing it out buddy. unsure of troll level atm, didn't mean it to be actually mean
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>>29531064
Aww, well aren't you a cutie? Look ya dip; it's a meme. I am that autist who pointed it out, can't deny that. Kind of dissapointed in the rest of /mlp/ that they didn't desu. But mixing your horse puns is serious business! Don't fuck up!
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>>29530658
>/mlp/
>Swimming in pussy
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>>29522358
Spoiler's the only one that is.
Sometimes we use *stars* or /slashes/ for emphasis.

>>29530884
>>29530897
>>29529389
But they've used horsefeathers in the show.
Granny Smith saying, "Hold your horsefeathers."

I actually don't remember ponyfeathers.
But yeah horseapples might be slightly better in this context.
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>>29531111
That sentence gave me cancer, but I can't argue with quads.
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>>29531270
which sentence? there's six in there
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>>29528808
there is a cure for depression
antidepressants and life changes
If your guy didn't start you on fluoxetine or one of its cousins go see a new guy.
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>>29530072
>>29529389
God they're so good.
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>>29531260
I don't remember Granny ever saying that, but whatever. I'll take your word for it. That was obviously just a play on 'hold your horses' anyway. A one-time joke.

Dash actually said pony feathers. Sometime in the first 3 seasons. Maybe that one in season 1 where Ponk won't leave her be, actually.

Anyway, the difference is that one is a horse curse and the other is just a silly pun-type thing. You wouldn't say "hold your shit (horsefeathers)" but you would say "Oh shit (ponyfeathers)!"
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>>29531260
>Sometimes we use *stars* or /slashes/ for emphasis.

Some people seem to REEEE at stars, for some reason.
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>>29531859
>Anyway, the difference is that one is a horse curse and the other is just a silly pun-type thing. You wouldn't say "hold your shit (horsefeathers)" but you would say "Oh shit (ponyfeathers)!"

"horsefeathers" can also mean "nonsense" in the literal sense of a reference to something that doesn't exist, not just as a euphemism for "horseshit".
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>"Y..YES Anon I WILL MARRY YOU!"
>Anon smiles, you pounce onto him and wrap your hooves around his strong bodyo
>You slowly open your eyes as the morning begins and your in your bed, your hooves wrapped around a large pillow.

Never ever
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>>29531882
"Horsefeathers" isn't a euphamism for "horseshit" under any circumstance. "Horseapples" would be the word for that. Show me an instance in the show when it was used that way.

I also challenge you to show me a usage of "horsefeathers" as a euphemism for "nonsense". Granny Smith didn't say "Hold your nonsense!"
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What is this thread even about anymore?
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>>29530569
Have fun raising your wife's son
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>>29531922
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/horsefeathers
>The "nonsense" sense, a euphemism for horseshit, is horse + feathers, a nonexistent item as only birds have feathers. Compare hen’s teeth.
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>>29529643
More likely this
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>>29532062
Why do bitter people come to cheesy romance threads?
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>>29532428
Same reason foreveralone types watch a show for little girls.
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>>29532428
Its... Not. Theres cheesy romance green in this thread but its more of a feels thread if anything
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>>29532435
Same question then. Why do bitter people come in just to spout /r9k/ and cuckmemes? Is it some sort of release?
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>>29532428
I like cheesy romance novels Anon.
They are my guilty pleasure.

It's something I can never have so I can live vicariously through the characters
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>>29531182
Excuse this here tangent I havnt slept in days.

Hear ye hear ye of my sad tale.

>be manic depressive, back when my manic stages was also fueled by drugs and teen hormones.

Depression aint fun, but when you come out of that low into a manic swing. The weeks you spent in bed, with a warm bottle of McCormick and a jug full of piss on the floor. Makes those 5 days of manic energy feel like heaven.

4 days of crazyness. The days i wasnt drugged out I was a sex god. Well maybe not a god. But definitely a conasuar.

Started with my ex fiance, both fucked in the head. In retrospect I was an abusive manipulative dick, but damn alls fair in love and war. The sex was basically everything a man and a women can do. Imagine /d/, but without the diaper and shit play, and less dick girls. Though I have had a romp with a dick girl, and a fem boy.
Ive sissyfied and been sissyfied. Been the cuck and the bull. Though mostly i prefer the domineering role.

Anyway.
>tldr
Ive had a lot of sex, and like drugs your norm has to keep increasing to get the same high, and it's as empty a pleasure as drugs and leaves you with the same regret in the morning as drugs.
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>>29532782
cool story anon

have you ever tried injecting a weed cigarette?
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>>29532872
I've crushed aderal and smoked it in a cigarette does that count?
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>>29530072
too cute
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>>29530477
It depends on the type of woman. A trashy ho will only respect you if you treat them like trash. A decent chick who doesnt have major daddy issues will want a guy who can respect them.

Problem is trashy ho's far out number decent chicks.
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>>29529389
I really like your portrayal of both of them. very in character. I can imagine rarity betting super excited thinking excited for her uggo friend first finding someone.
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>>29532261
Dammit, that's what "ponyfeathers" is in the show. I swear on me mum I'll fight you over this.
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>>29533381
Thanks! I'm a ponkfag in all honesty so I'd be remiss if I didn't get her right at least.
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>>29533913
>ponkfag
Patrician taste.
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>>29533913
>>29533978

you pink fags are all-right

it's those Rarity fags that need to get better waifus
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>Heading to work bump

There better be some green when I get back or I'm going to be slightly disappointed.
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I'm thinking about fastforwarding about a week ahead and getting some conflict going Not entirely sure what

Also, typing your trip correctly is hard.
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>>29534895
>>29534900
>>29534907
>no green
nobody's falling for your little tricks, faggot
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>>29534895
>>29534900
>>29534907

Gee anon, and how comes your mum let's you have 3 posts
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>>29534923
>>29534918
Cause I'm a faggot and fucked up. This is why I don't like to name/tripfag but the amount of writers in the thread makes it necessary.
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If Dash is ugly to ponies, does that make Zephyr the equivalent of pony Quasimodo if even she turns him down?
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>>29535133

I was trying to think of how this would play out. It might be that she maybe sees him almost like an annoying family member instead of a potential date. That or maybe his lack of motivation is that much of a turnoff and once her gains self confidence and motivation, he didnt show any more interest in her.
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>>29535133
Even ugly bitches want men with jobs.
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>>29535133
Ugly people are still ugly to other ugly people.
Ugly people can be seen as more attractive to some based on their personality traits.
Ugly people with shit personalities are the bane of all.
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>>29535133

he was trying to get some ugglo pussy because he knew it was all he could get, she realized this.
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>>29535339
maybe he was doing it as a joke or to be a dick
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>>29535441
That would make me hate him more I like it
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>>29535179
he should have tossed Dash on the dinner table and raped the shit out of her
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I finally realized what this thread reminds me of.
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>>29532782
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Good threads stay alive
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>>29529389
>be Anon
>Twilight's was fun but somehow she convinced you that you needed to go to 'stallions night' tonight.
>something about making more friends or some shit
>be at said "stallions night" which consisted of Big Mac, Caramel, Thunderlane, Time Turner, and yourself playing poker at Sweet Apple Acres.
>several ciders in already
>Thunderlane turns to you as Big Mac deals another hand
>"So, not that we're complaining or anything, but why did you decide to join us tonight Anon?"
>you turn to him and smirk
"Apparently the Princess of Friendship decided I could use a few more friends. Specifically of the stallion variety since I seem to be spending most of my time with mares which is 'an unbalanced exposure to Equestrian society as a whole'."
>"Ha! Sounds like Twilight alright." Caramel chimed in
>"Well, I'm glad you finally came around." Time Turner said, "It's nice to finally get you to join us after all this time."
>"Yeah, finally got away from the charity case, huh?" Thunderlane said, elbowing you playfully.
"Uh, sure..."
>you think to yourself for a moment. Who's the charity case? Was it Sweetie Belle? You sometimes would help her with her homework, but you didn't think anyone would be *that* mean towards foals.
>It seems that while you were in your introspection, the hand had been dealt and it's your turn.
"Oh shit, sorry guys. I call."
>you look at your hand, but you can't focus. What was Thunderlane talking about?
"Hey Thunderlane?"
>"Yeah?" he looks over at you, placing his hand face-down on the table
"Who's the 'charity case' you were talking about?"
>Thunderlane just raises an eyebrow at that. "Seriously?"
>you just shrug, motioning him to continue
>"Are you blind Anon?" Thunderlane asks you, completely straight-faced.
"Yes, clearly I am blind as I can see you have two pairs in your hand."
>you point to his cards, smirking. He's not very good at hiding them.
>"Hey!" Thunderlane fumes
>The other stallions snicker in the background
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>>29536299
>Caramel pipes up, "You know you've never been good at cards, but we never did tell you *why*."
>"Bastards..." Thunderlane grumbles, trying his best to hide his cards.
"Anyways, what did you mean by 'charity case', Thunderlane?"
>Caramel pipes up this time, "Are you saying you don't see it Anon?"
>you look over at Caramel and can only raise your eyebrow at his question
"Yes, I am saying whatever it is I'm supposed to see, I'm not 'seeing it'."
>you said in the most serious tone you can muster, trying to convey that you weren't joking around about this.
>Thunderlane spits out his cider, "SERIOUSLY?"
>he gets closer and stares into your eyes
>well, this is awkward
>it's just you and Thunderlane, nose to muzzle in an intimate battle of stares. His breath grazes the skin on your face as you stare at him with a grimace.
>finally, after what seems like hours (but is probably a few minutes), he pulls back, allowing you your sweet sweet untainted oxygen yet again.
>he snorts, "He's serious."
>the surrounding stallions drop what they're doing and stare at you wide-eyed
>"So you really dont'..." Caramel said, jaw dropping
>you just sigh and roll your eyes in response
"If someone would be SO KIND as to EXPLAIN, I would be ETERNALLY grateful."
>"Right, uh..." Time Turner said, shuffling his hooves looking at the other stallions desperately
>"It's Rainbow Dash." Thunderlane said, looking at you straight-faced
"I'm sorry?"
>wtf is this? What does Rainbow have to do with this?
>"Rainbow Dash is the charity case." Thunderlane explained.
>you look at him with a cocked eyebrow and a silent question on your face. Thunderlane delivers.
>"Rainbow is ugly, Anon. Her mane is atrocious, her eye color stands out too much, her coat is faded by the Sun, her ears are tilted at a weird angle, she's got no fat on her, and her hooves are definitely too soft. Have you seen her try and buck anything except a cloud? She grimaces everytime because it *hurts* her."
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>>29536306
>Caramel nods, "It's not just her looks either, Anon. She's abrasive, clingy to whoever lets her near her for more than five minutes, rude, inconsiderate of others, pushy, and don't get me started on her fan club..."
>"Oh, I know!" Time Turner interjects, "The way she literally soaks up *any* praise that comes her way is soooo annoying! No one wants her around and she just can't take the hint! Honestly, we thought you were just hanging out with her so often because you were taking one for the team."
>Thunderlane smiles gently and puts a hoof on your shoulder. "Don't worry Anon, you don't have to take one for the team anymore. We really appreciate it, but you've proven you're a bro. Gotta hand it to ya, you stuck it out even when we thought you'd quit in the first week! We had a pool going and everything."
>"Oh yeah! Who ended up winning that anyways?" asked Caramel.
>"No one, we all lost. No one bet past 2 months." Time Turner answered
>shock
>numb
>what are you supposed to feel right now?
>you turn your head to Big Mac and he just smiles gently and nods
>as if he was trying to be supportive of you now that you're amongst 'friends'
>what...
>just, WHAT!?
"I'm sorry, but I've got a question."
>you say evenly, looking in each stallion's eyes in turn
>they collectly perk their ears, ready to listen intently
"Just... WHAT IN THE HOLY FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU FUCKING RETARDED ASS HORSES!? I HAVE HALF A MIND TO-"
>you're screaming, you're not sure what words are coming out of your mouth anymore but all four stallions are huddled in the corner holding eachother and staring at you frightened as you stand over them huffing and screaming loud enough that even Mayor Mare can hear you in the middle of Ponyville.
"-AND I SWEAR TO GOD, IF I EVER HEAR ANY OF YOU SAY ANYTHING LIKE THAT AGAIN I WILL *PERSONALLY* CASTRATE EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU!"
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>>29536314
>you're pissed. No. Beyond pissed. You don't even have a word for how angry you are right now. You can't remember the last time you've been this angry. You're not even sure you ever have. The ponies have *definitely* never seen you anywhere *close* to being this mad.
>but none of that matters, your blood is pumping and sweat is already coating your body with exertion as you breath heavily.
>the sight of the shivering stallions brings you a certain amount of pleasure right now but you can't stay here. You might actually hurt somepony. You can't have that. You don't want to go to whatever fucked up version of prison Equestria might have.
>you leave, slamming the barn door on your way out
>time for a walk
>you walk and walk and walk. You can't tell how many times you lost track of where you were. Your feet were on autopilot, leaving you to fume silently.
>how could they say such terrible things?
>Rainbow Dash is absolutely beautiful. Her mane is one of the best parts of her allure!
>Her eye color stands out? Of course it does! That's what makes it so easy to get lost in her eyes! You've caught yourself staring into those deep pools a few times over the past few years. She never did call you out on it though...
>and none of the rest of the points seem to make sense either. Faded coat? Soft hooves? And what was up with the ear thing? You have no idea where they were going with that one.
>but what had gotten you the most; what really set you off was the talk about *who* she was and not just what she looked like.
>abrasive, rude, inconsiderate, pushy, and an attention whore?
>well, that last one was true. You can't deny that one.
>but sure, she might be a bit aggressive, direct, and generally a 'take no bullshit' kinda mare, but how is that a bad thing? If anything that's what drew you two together in the first place!
>well, that and her beatiful mane. That first day you saw her, that was the first thing you noticed.
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>>29536320
>The way she flew and it left a matching rainbow trail...
>shaking your head, you stop
>looking down you've made it to the pond in Whitetail Woods.
>how did you get here?
>you're really far out now, but it's a safe spot. You've been here before with Rainbow and the Cutie Mark Crusaders when they were doing some sort of 'crusade' to get their cutie marks in catching fish.
>that brought a brief smile to your face, but it fell quickly as you sat to ponder what exactly happened back there.
>Thunderlane, Caramel, Time Turner, and Big Mac all just thoroughly insulted your best friend and you blew up in their face over it.
>no, blowing up doesn't even begin to describe it. You went balistic and blacked out. You're just happy that you held yourself together well enough to not escalate it into violence.
>why they were crouched in the corner confuses you though. Even if you had brought it to blows against them, they could *easily* have over-powered you. Perhaps they were just unused to confrontation? Was it your height?
>whatever the case, it was definitely odd.
>but, you have to wonder. They *all* seemed to be on the same page. It can't be that only one of them held such a bad opinion of Dash. They all added something different to it, but also agreed on the points already addressed.
>was there any truth to it? Was Dash... unattractive?
>no, there's no way. There *has* to have been a mistake somewhere. There's absolutely no way you can accept that right now. You just can't imagine it.
>a world where Rainbow Dash was ugly? Hah! Unthinkable!
>you'll have to ask Rainbow's friends about it later. They know her best and might be able to shed some light on the situation. But for now, you should head home. You do plan to meet up with Dash tomorrow at the park at noon.
>best not to mention this to her though. You don't plan on lying to her, but you'll gloss over some of the less... endearing parts.
>you get up and smile up at the stars
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>>29536327
>Luna really does do a great job
>heading home, the thought of spending the day with Rainbow tomorrow brings a smile to your face and a slight aching in your chest. It seems to get better when you're together with Rainbow so you just play it off as anticipation for all the fun you'll have together.
>tomorrow will be a great day
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>>29536337
Pastebin updated
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>>29536352
This is going somewhere, nice.
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HSD should be back tomorrow, who's excite?
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>>29536380
he even made Anon super autistic , this gonna be good
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I feel as though my previous comments about anons usually being very controlled and disciplined to the point of disbelief have been taken to the opposite extreme.
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>>29536522
So you're going to complain either way?
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>>29536474
>>29536522
I was definitely channeling the inner autist when I wrote this. It wasn't until you pointed it out that I realized HOW MUCH of an autist I made him.

Oh well, seems legit enough for an anon from 4chins. Don't expect something like that all the time though. He just flew off the handle at the barrage on Dash (the whole protective autist stereotype I guess).
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>>29536575
If you were consciously going for that then you did just fine. I just hoped my words didn't influence someone in the wrong way.
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>>29536588
nah, I can take things with a grain of salt. I might be new to writing green but I'm not entirely new to writing (tried prose before and failed quite a few times). I'm also not a newfag so even if you gave me shit, I'd take it for what it was. Don't feel like you have to censor yourself on my account.
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>>29536352
This is good green
Make more of it
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>>29536352
>>29530072
Subpar green for subpar horse.
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>>29537059
Write better then, faggot
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>>29536431
I have at least some excite.
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>>29537059
kill yourself
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>>29537059
nigger
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>>29536299
>hand
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>>29536314
REEEEEEEEE FUCKING PONIES
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>>29536337
I need more..
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Did Hiroshima borked posting again?
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>>29530066
>>29536337
I need more
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>>29538637
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>>29505819
Any luck with that, senpai?
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>>29538698
Look here
>>29512598
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>>29538937
Bap
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>>29538932
Anon is smart here, i wouldnt want to be identified hugging that fugasus either
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>>29536337
>Anon learnd the truth about Rainbow
>Rainbow is going to ask him out
Oh boy here we go
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>>29534318
Even dwk?
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>>29540258
>he likes Shimmer and Glimmer too
the dude needs to re-evaluate his whole view on what makes a good pony
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>>29540274
GlimGlam a good pony though.
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Here my fellow comrades, i share QT3.14RD from my personal stash with you, while we wait for green.
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>>29536575
>anon is meant to be a giant autist

I have a hard time reading cringy shit but knowing it was intentional helps
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>>29536575
>>29541057
I didn't think it was really that bad, considering what he just had to hear
Of course this would be different if such fits occured regularly
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>>29540558
Yees thank comrade. This QT3.14RD will help fuel economy. All must share our QT3.14RD's.
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>>29540558
>>29541131
here's a personal favourite qt 3.14 of mine
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>>29541230
Wow, a letter. Does anyone actually send handwritten letter to anyone anymore?
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>>29541260
Even if they do, they probably don't include adorable little drawings everywhere.
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>>29541302
I dunno, have you seen what the books look like? Half of them time there's pictures.
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>>29541260
I do get them occasionally. It has always managed to make me smile.
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>>29541563
>ywn get a cute pony letter
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>>29541096

What I'm lost on is the fact that most people, let alone a big group of people, wouldn't talk directly to someone about how ugly their girlfriend (in this case they perceive her as such) is as that comes off as very insulting to the person themselves because of their choice. The fact that they thought he knew what he was doing and then realized he didn't understand but they continued to push he knowing exactly how offensive they would be. That's where I get lost with that scene. It isn't about the blow up or how scared 4 big ass horses were of someone the size of a human, it was that they kept pushing even though they knew.
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Your waifu is spoken for.
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>>29541800
>implying dash is my waifu
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>>29541800
If a tournament were to be held, and the winner would claim cyan skittles, do any of you think you could stand a chance?
Post stats, and skills:

>21 y
>191 cm
>110 kg
>Lifted since 15
>Boxed for 6~7 years
>40 sit-ups and push-ups every night/morning
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>>29542159
>assuming the tournament would be athletic based
the tournament is constant anon. It is literally life itself. It's survival of the smoothest now, not the /fit/test. While you're prepping your muscles for a show, the rest of us are talking to her and using wholesome wit to win her heart
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>>29542159
>23 y
>5' 4"
>145 lbs.
>Bench 195
>3fast5u
>Willing to die for my waifu
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>>29542159
>21 y
>Not autistic
>Look decent
>Healthy weight
>Have hobbies
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>>29542290
haha fucking manlet
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>>29499846
I want this ugly fucking mare to sit on my face.
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>>29542171
It's Rainbow Dash. The tournament would absolutely be athletic based.
Just the winner may not win because of athleticism.
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>>29542306
pretty ideal build desu
literally would not be able to live the way I do if I was tall
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>>29542171
I was just trying to get some discussion going muchacho.
>you're prepping your muscles for a show
Yea no, i just want to be able to lift as heavy as possible, and i enjoy the glorious gentlemans sport that is boxing.
Plus, you can't dispute the fact that you'll always, and i mean always, be a more attractive mate if you're physically healthy. -Especially- in RD's case, i dare to guess.
Not to mention taking care of yourself and staying in shape is a great mental booster.

>>29542290
Shite, forgot glorious bench,
>250 lbs/113 kg~
Not particulary fast doe.

>>29542303
What ones?
>Guitar
>Bass
>Programming/3D printing
>Electronics
>Motorcycles (1350cc Custom built Harley fuck yeah)
I could go on.
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>>29542303
>/mlp/
>Not autistic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHC1230OpOg
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>>29542159
I have a moist nugget but haven't seen a spam can since I got the fucking thing.
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>>29542159
>>29542290
>>29542303
>>29542378
>>>/soc/
>>
Progress is being made. A dump tonight is highly unlikely though. I'm taking tomorrow off from writing but expect to see me on Friday or Saturday at the latest.

Keep the thread alive until then.
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>>29542591
It's like you don't want to become your best self for your waifu when you transcend.
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>>29542770
Aye aye captain

>>29542777
cheka'd
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>>29541260
My little sisters send me some on the holidays and such.

Makes me cry everytime.
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>>29542159
20
72 in
170
14 min 2 mile.

Basic combat training, can hit 34/40 shots on pop up targets. Own lots of guns.
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>>29542159
>23 y
>181 cm
>80.5 kg
>Experienced S1 fag, beholder of memes
>If i even lift? Sure, shitposting is a hell of an exercise
>Tfw all my focus is on smarts
I guess I ll just stand here and watch, tell me when its time for chess
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>>29542159
>25
>intelligent
>actually not autistic
>/fit/ enough for the corps
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>>29542159
>48 yrs old
>trim and strong as fuck
>Electric guitar player and music producer
>could make Dash's preferred kind music happen with her vocals happen easily

I could win this one in spite of being twice your age because she hero worships, and I have enough experience to produce the best rock music ponies have ever heard. and only some of them are into shitty dubstep[/spioler]
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>>29543028
>48 yrs old
My dude. Literally what went wrong in your life to end up here?
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>all this cringe
Wow holy shit
No wonder people hate dashfags.
You little shit-eaters need to grow up.
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>>29542159
>24
>6'1
>around 115 pounds (I think, probably more now)
>classical dance training for most of my life, got some decent athletic ability and a talent for handling women with huge egos
>lean, much stronger than I look, weak arm strength but good legs/abdominal muscles, a bit of a gut but nothing a few situps can't fix
>strong appreciation for sarcasm and Dash-style humour
>huge collection of fun pulp fiction novels
>amateur musician

I've got a decent shot at wooing her with my wit and enthusiasm for awesome shit. I think my autism is compatible with her autism.
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>>29543166
It was somewhat okay until this shit happened: >>29542159

Take your bullshit to /soc/ or /fit/ or anywhere but here.
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>>29543166
Fuck off nigger
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>>29543308
Seriously, this is getting uncomfortable
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>>29542159
>Post stats, and skills:
Okay,

>18y
>187cm
>79kg
>never been to a gym in my life
>last combat training was kick boxing in middleschool
>I own a gun
>8 inch grouping at 25 yards
I think I could take you
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>>29543324
>>29543308
pls this

Pls writefags come back to make them be quiet.
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>Amerifats thinking having a gun makes them automatically superior
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>>29543460
>>Amerifats thinking having a gun makes them automatically superior
It does though.
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>>29543507
Unless you sleep with it under your pillow and have the alertness of a leopard at all times, it doesn't.
You can only trust your own body.
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>>29543523
...That's currently holding a gun.
And yes, I do sleep with it under my pillow.
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>>29543523
Well duh, a gun is a tool, similar to an axe or hammer. It on it's own is no good, but a user must be trained on how to properly utilize said device.

With that said, having a government that "currently" understands that it's a right to own said item is what makes us superior.
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>>29543523
>live in the southwest, open carry everywhere
>gun comes with me everywhere
>literally the wild west
Checkmate faggot
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>>29543460
God created man and Samuel Colt made them equal. Guns do a better job than MMA training, no argument.
>>
29 hours since last green.

Since then:
Insult war
Reeeeing
>>>/soc/
Some truely pathetic cringe
muh guns

Writefags, please come back. We miss you.
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>>29543523
They dont call it severe anxiety if it wasnt severe.
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>>29507999
These dumb greentexts on the most hated board on 4chan is what keeps me living sometimes.
Lovely stuff this is.
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>>29543554
Amen.
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>>29543666
Thanks Satan.
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I want to go down on this "ugly mare" in front of a group of "pretty mares" and moan desperately about how delicious her backside is.
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>>29542159
>20
>6'2"
>175lbs
>college wrestler (wrestling in nationals tomorrow actually)
>wrestling season kills all my lifts so no clue how much I can lift
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>>29544265
>wrestling in nationals tomorrow actually
Good luck anon.
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Why is this thread /soc/? Get back to the green please.
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>>29544573
Don't know what to write about.
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>>29544901
See the OP for the prompt info.
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>>29544250
>going down on a mare
>ever
With the ponut being in a position above the marevag, it means any time they take a poo, there's gonna be some that runs down over her marebits. Over time it's gonna get caked on there. Dash probably doesn't even think to include her pussy when wiping herself after taking a dump. So do you really want a mouthful of week-old caked on horseshit when you go to eat her out?
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>>29544910
I understand the prompt
I just can't think of a unique angle to take it.

Unless you want a slow burn romance/best friends story
That I can do.
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>>29544918
Horses don't need to wipe themselves though.
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>>29544943
While I personally love the romance fics, if you want something different, why not try comedy? Possibly a dark comedy?
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>>29544918

>Doesn't want her to shit on your head WHILE giving her head.

Come on my man.
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>>29543370
>Own a gun
>8-inch grouping at 25 yards.
What kind of gun, a nerf? That grouping is mighty shit at that distance son.
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>>29543370
>8 inch grouping at 25 yards
holy shit, do you have fucking parkinsons?
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>>29544943
If you want to write another romance story, I would still read it
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>>29544953
I wonder how those muscles would feel on my dick
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>"look girls, and here comes Anon!" one of the local ponyville ladies said as you entered the market square
>all eyes on you
>it's understandable though, only human in equestria, you're a fascination to behold
>you're also topless
>hey if clothes are reserved for social events and girly things then why not
>when in Rome... Or rather when in Ponyland
>helps that you actually have a great looking body too.
>"oh Celestia what I wouldn't do for a stallion like that, those muscles are to die for."
>"you're going to have to get in line girl."
>"Like you'd even have a chance Roseluck. "
>" Why don't you back off hussy. "
>you see in the distance three mares rolling about in the street as you pass them
>always something like this going on
>not that it matters, you have groceries to buy.
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>>29543370
Damn son. That better be a full auto.
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>>29545161
Wrong thread, chief.
>>29436315
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>>29543370
>8 inch grouping at 25 yards
Is this bait or do you own a shotgun?
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>>29542159
I have acess to something none of you do.

Light machine guns and chemical weapons.

Also alpha radiation, but I'd kill myself for lose of faith in humanity if anyone died from that.
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>>29545224
This is good. Please continue good sir
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>>29545224
Save us from this retarded discussion
>>
Thread is almost at limit. Do we continue with a new one or wait a little bit?
>HSD still MIA
>Other greens are stopped or shit
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>>29546314
You don't know who I am, but I am preparing a green to dump at the beginning of next thread.
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>>29546329
You don't know who I am but I know where you live, so you better cut it out, sex ed teacher
>>
Remember to post a link to the next thread.
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>>29544953
They don't, because their shit is usually solid, more or less, and as it comes out, it causes the anus to protrude outwards before it drops off. But loose stool can happen, and when a horse gets the shits, the stuff can end up anywhere below the anus. Then you either have to clean it yourself, or it dries up and eventually flakes off.
And, by the way, the information in the cap seems pretty inaccurate, to put it euphemistically.
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>>29545385
>you can't fuck a girl butt
You're doing some subpar fucking bub
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>>29546515
>fucking a pony in the ass
>with their superior marevag not an inch away
faggot.
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>>29546532
>with their overrated marevag not an inch away
ftfy
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>>29546548
>overrated marevag
Confirmed fudgepacker.
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>>29546548
>warmer body temperature
>winking clit
>incredibly moist
>muscle control
Yea, overrated.
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>>29546673
Nah, I don't even prefer anal.
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"Raise."
>"Fold."
>"yeah Fold"
"Spike, you in?"
>Spike looks over at his two other friends Thunderlane and Big Mac who immediately Folded as soon as they looked at Anon's face.
>he's smiling
>that dirty monkey has SOMETHING planned
>His eyes are covered by the dim light from above that hides his wicked features like a man in a hood
>your little gambling den goes as quiet
>do you take the bait?
>You pause before you make your mind
>"Yeah, I'm in." you slam the poker chips on the table
>"CALL! "
"excellent."

>he beat you again.
>you fool Spike.
>Anon just laughs as he extends his hand over the table and like a huge digger drags the coins over to his side.
>did you ever stand a chance
>you doubt it
>his sharp teeth flash as he opens his mouth
"who's next." he evilly whispers

>"Sorry guys, we're closing sugercube corner for tonight!"
>Pinkie emerges through the dim light and turns it on full
"Awww Pinkie come on, one more game. Have a heart! Look I'll even let you play with us~!"
>he says in a rather sing song voice as he holds up one of your coins he only just won from you.
>Pinkie takes the coin, unwraps it and takes a bite from the chocolate inside
>"Hmm maybe when you start playing with REAL MONEY and not the chocolate coins you STOLE from behind the counter MAYBE I'll join."
"Actual money? He'll no I have rent to pay!"
>"SO DO I NOW SHOO, SHOO!"
>"Anon look out SHE'S GOING FOR THE BROOM!'
"HOLY FRICK FELLERS BOOK IT SHE'S CRAZY!"
>you hear Thunderlane cry out
>the too late for him
>Rip Thunderlane
>"shoo go on! get!"
>Anon picks you up and throws himself out the door like the room was going to explode and he was shielding you from the blast
"that was a fun night, same time next week?"
>"Yeah see you Anon."
>For a big old monkey dude, Anon is alright

"Later!" you say to Spike as he holds a wounded Big Mac stead
>that poor fucker Thunderlane never stood a chance
>Ah well
>You head home to your modest little cottage as the sun just begins to touch the horizon
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>>29546687
>warmer body temperature
not really that noticeable
>incredibly moist
only between the lips but not deep in the pussy
>muscle control
>still believing this myth is true
>almost 2014
Yup. Overrated.
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>>29546729
You sure know a lot about fucking horses. was it fun?
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>>29546727
Is the perspective from anons view or spike's?

Otherwise, it's good. Just that one thing threw me off.
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>>29546736
It was confusing at first, because when I first realized I was into this, I was 12. But many sexy fun times have been had since then.
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>>29546796
Are you the same guy who wrote that long story about the horse?
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>>29546796
Have you had regular pussy though? If so, what's better?
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>>29546727
Hoers-style greentext is black for the point of view's words and green for everything else.

A good start, and I'm looking forward to what you do with Spike as an active character. Perspective was kinda fucky with blacktext in the wrong spots, though.
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>>29546727
>Surprisingly there is one pony resident who is still awake
"Hey Dash girl how you doing?"
>she's relaxing on the thatched roof of a house using a cloud as a pillow.
>that must be relaxing as fuck.
>the pillow, not the thatched roof.
>She opens her eyes and looks down at who disturbed her.
>seeing its you however she immediately perks up
>"Anon!" she squeaks in her adorable tomboy-ish voice
>"Didn't think you'd be up now most ponies are heading home."
"Me and the fellers where just catching up on some poker. Ran late, Pinkie kicked us out.'
>"bummer."
"I was so close to winning all their chocolate too, would have saved some for you if I knew you where around."
>"Did you buy that chocolate to play with?"
"Not... exactly."
>she rolls her eyes disapprovingly
"So what ARE you doing out now anyway? Bit late to be soaking up the rays."
>she seems nervous to answer.
>"y... Yeah just sunbathing, that late afternoon sun is really nice you know?"
>that sounded forced as fuck
>whatever
"K, well I'm heading home now, doing anything tomorrow?"
>"No?" she says pawing the ground
"wanna help me watch tv about and eat junk-food?"
>"Yes?" now looking excited
"great pop round sometime near midday."
>"Ah yes! Sure thing Anon see you then!"
>she zips up into the sky and does a little twirl
"she's excited. Sounds like the sort of thing she'd do anyway." you say to yourself aloud.
>you think you saw her do a little fist pump too
>'hoof'
>'a hoof pump?'
>whatever
>you head on home, it's night now and you have a few things left to do like tidy up your rooms and sort out some food.
>you didn't do shopping today
>that's fine maybe you'll have a nice dinner of 'fuck-all' followed by a side dish of 'wow, it' s fucking nothing'
>you'll get food tomorrow morning, you don't care.
>you still have some fruit left and a handful of free chocolate coins you managed to smuggle out of sugercube corner.
>dinner of kings indeed
>least tomorrow will be fun.
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>>29546793
>>29546871
yeah whoops I should have made that more clear.

It was Spikes perspective up until that very last part where it switched to Ann's view as he said goodbye.
Didn't want to put
>Be Anon
Because I always found that silly, who else are you going to be?
Non greentext is all Anon however.
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>>29546955
That's also all I'm doing for tonight
Probably see you all in the next thread
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>>29546314
I feel like we should just take this to the main RD thread in all honesty, we don't want to end up making another general
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>>29546967
You got a pastebin for that?
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>>29547000
I... Do not, give me a couple min to set one up.
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>>29499846

Rainbow Dash is the reason I became a Brony and fell into being a fan.

I genuinely adore this little filly. :3
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new thread when
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>>29546837
Not a whole lot, but I have. It's hard to compare the two, mainly because normal-sized mares are just too big, and simply sticking my cock in their pussy doesn't do much for me in terms of stimulation, and it's pretty boring on its own to be honest. But maybe mini mares feel amazing, who knows. If i had to guess I'd say the difference's not all that dramatic. Mares clench/wink a lot, while women don't clench nearly as much until they climax, judging from my limited experience, so that's one point for the horse pussy. But then again, you can simply tell a chick to clench. Eh.
I can't make an objective judgment, but subjectively marevag > regular vag, of course.

>>29546833
I don't think so, no. Definitely not here on /mlp/.
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>>29547229
Mares have the nicer asses.
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>>29547379
>>29547379
>>29547379
New thread
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