I want toerect a house with her
I want toshow her my drill
I want toshow her how I hammer things
I want tohave her saw on my log
I want tofuck her like only siblings do
I want to treat her like a lady, and make tender love to her, then cuddle afterwards.
I like how she has a short tail and a tail wrap as part of her wardrobe. She must be the family bicycle.
>bent over fixing the wagon
>random family male comes up and starts ruttting her
>she keeps on working and tightens when necessary
Disgusting Hillbillies: The Episode
>"Well look who came out of his cave!"
>>25450289
I was holding a gun to my head, finger on the trigger, when I thought of browsing /mlp/ one last time before I left this cruel world.
This is the first thread on the page. I read the entire thread, tears streaming down my face in pure joy. I've been saved.
Its not a cave, mom, its a shrine!
You gaijin don't understand me at all.
>>25450302
Well shit, it dosent take much to sway you, does it?
http://strawpoll.me/6018165
>>25449972
>>25449993
>No Twilight Option
>NoSpikeOption
>>>/trash/165883
It's time for a social experiment.
I'm doing the TEMPO show on /trash/!
>>25449944
Jumpin' on over.
>>25449944
You're not going to stay there, r-right Woot?
>>25449978
Nah. I just wanna see how it turns out.also clop
So this is a thing that was made
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJM7RQ-r9Fs&ab_channel=Piemations
>>25449862
More and more autistic
I won't lie I laughed a bit
>>25449862
great spike characterization
15 more mins.
>>25449797
please don't blow something up.
>>25449797
......To what?
>>25449869
Until Cthulhu rises from his watery grave and decimates humanity, hopefully.
>A-anon... Please be ge-gentle with me... Y-you know how long i-it's been since we've done something l-like this...
Fucking gross, get the fuck out >no hooves >>>/trash/
>>25449792
LOOK OUT
YOUR BED IS COVERED IN HORNED CATERPILLARS
How much are bits worth?
>>25449601
one
1 bit per bit
>>25449601
You can buy 1 shave and 1 haircut with it
Season 3 and Season 4 created Spikefags. Here you had a character who still stayed to the background for a bit ,suddenly given way more spotlight and way more to do, whilst simultaneously handled and treated more like shit.
One day he saves the Crystal Empire, the next he cannot do the simplest of tasks.
He is arguably the best character of the first Equestria Girls and is a really cool hero, but he is a fucking dog.
An entire season comes out giving him more episodes than some members of the mane6 and saves the day three times in that season, but at a cost of almost making him a shitty supporting character throughout that entire season, being used for stupid ass gags
In season 5 he is given a shitty episode where miraculously he is somehow the best part of it, but somehow is handled as a supporting character better than in previous seasons.
The problem is after McCarthy took over, she gave the snarky sidekick way more to do and way more significance, but failed to change his role as the buttmonkey. Thus cresting two rabid polarizing camps of spike fans and spike haters.
>>25449578
This...actually makes a lot of sense.
I'm just sick of him being written well in episodes he isn't the focus of.
Like Fluttershy, his role in S5 was defined by him basically just being absent most of the time.
>>25449662
In Season 4 I would say he was a bad supporting character, but had several fun focus episodes. Bizarrely he was more of a wimp or idiot in episodes where he wasn't the focus.
Season 3 would have been Spike's best outing had it not introduced the worst Spike episode ever.
Sorry for the hourish lateness.
Previous thread - >>25357983Possibly unneededSynopsis:
>You are Hay WainPic related
>You came to Gemsfield to meet up with a long-lost 'friend' - Buck Maverick
>He had an amazing deal for you both: a supposedly haunted mine.
>So you went about preparing for that and hoofed over to the spot.
>Turns out, though, that all the spookiness was just some kind of act from a group of criminals secretly mining it.
>You were caught temporarily, but from some inter-gang arguing, you managed to escape with one of them (that doesn't seem so bad).
>You're now making it back to town with him and Buck~This was really meant to be the final chapter of things, so we're gonna get a little expository here. Then back to some choosing~
>You and the Unicorns made it back to town a lot faster than you and Buck made it to the Mine.
>You got Rose to the doctor as soon as you got back to town, Doc Baker getting the bullet out and putting him to bed for rest.
>You also had him work on Buck from a few 'minor' injuries that happened after you got back to town and had some moments alone with him.
>Fool Unicorn getting you wrapped up in all of this.
>You then went to the sheriff, Sheriff Five Points taking down your story before gathering up a small posse from what miners there were go and get Muggy Day.
>You didn't really mention Rose's involvement in things except for finishing off Gallager since he was lied to just like you and Buck were.
[1/2]
>Turns out, the posse wasn't really needed, though.
>The stranger you ran into escaping the mine (and saw in the saloon before that) ended up bringing Muggy Day back to town himself.
>His name is Soap Stone, the original owner's son from a rock farm far away from Gemsfield.
>You're kind of surprised he didn't 'send her to Tartarus' like he said he was going to, but she probably wishes it with the condition she's in.
>Being shot up, pelted with rocks, and dragged through the flat, arid lands around here doesn't leave a pony looking too good, especially a petite one like her.
>Still too good for what she's done, but she's in medical custody now, so there's nothing you can do.
>You decided to stick around for a day or so while things get sorted out; you still have your bits to bring back home, at least, and the farm's not expecting you back for a few more days.
>Out on the main street, you see Soap Stone going into the saloon with that same dejected look on his face that he had when he got back to town.
>You've been meaning to talk to him, but he didn't seem in the mood when he showed up with the battered Pegasus.
>He still doesn't, but you might still give it a try.
>You could also go check in on Rose and Buck at the doctor's.
>Which way to go?
>>25449531
I don't want to look at either Rose or Buck. Let's go see this Mr. Stone.
>>25449531
>>25449989Also sorry for letting the thread die.
>HELP! I CAN'T SWIM!
>>25449300
"Quick! Catch this boulder!"
>>25449300
Rainbow Dash confirmed for nig
>>25449300
>"Anon I have amazing news! Another human has just come through the portal. He calls himself Akmed Shekelstien and he's come to tells us the wonders of this new idea called Judaism. He says all he needs are 40,000 bits from each of us for true enlightenment! Isn't this amazing!?"
Oy vey, looks like it's time for another shoah.
>>25449222
Twilight, be careful, Jews are dangerous creatures, let me take care of it.
"Hey Schlomo, the income tax rate in Equestria is 95%."
That should do it.
I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash.
>>25449146
First.
I want to drink her piss.
I want to be lewd with rainbow horse
Keyhole sweaters
serve no purpose.
>>25449066
Neither does most of female fashion except for looking nice, which these do.
Are you ready?
https://twitter.com/LenaRockerHall/status/666007993331396608
>>25449004
Does everyone hate the songs in this show or what? god damn, never get any hype for this
>>25449004
Her song was shit though
>>25449460
My hype was spent entirely on the finale.