>Sigh >"You're penis is in that gift box - /mlp/ - My Little Pony

>>25460664
"Whaaaat?"
>Anon refused to meet Twilight's incredibly indifferent gaze.
"Nooooo. Why would I do that?"
>"I don't know, Anon." Twilight spoke to Anon with all the subtle disappointment of a mother finding her child's hand in their cookie jar.
>"I was just about to ask you."
>Anon looked as if he had just been slapped.
"Twilight, the mere assumption that I would EVER do something like that to YOU of all ponies has offended me greatly. Why would I do something like that? WHEN have I done anything like that?"
>Without missing a beat, Twillight replied "There was that one time that you picked up that one filly by the flanks to, quote unquote, observe her butt tattoo."
"I had just gotten here, and I was curious about how cutie marks worked!"
>"Anon, she cried for help."
"So I was a bit too rough! I don't see how that makes me untrustworthy when it comes to gifts.
>Twilgiht's previous apathetic visage had morphed into a scowl.
>"Okay, do you really want to prove you can be trusted with things like this?"
>Anon nodded.
>"Then give me the box, Anon."
>Anon thrust his pelvis and the gift forward
>Twilight sighed. "I meant hand it to me, Anon.", she said sternly.
"...No."
>"Why not?", she asked, viciously sardonic. "Are you physically incapable of handing it to me?"
>Anon began to visibly sweat.
"No, I just....want you to open it." Anon stammered.
>"Well I won't open it unless you give it to me, first."
"But-"
>" No 'buts', Anon. Either give me the box, or give it to somepony else."
>Anon sighed in defeat.
"Fine! Here." He handed over the box. "Take it."
>Twilight levitated the box out of Anon's hands.
>She undid the ribbon, opened up the box, and looked down inside.
>There was nothing.
>"Anon, this box is empt-"
>Twilight was cut off by Anon's erect dick poking her in the eye.
>And on that day, Justin Timberlake shed a single tear.

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>>25460686
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Of course they would anon.
because love.

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>>25461223
>223
ouch.

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>>25460664

>noooope

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>>25460664
Sunbutt & her dyslexic sister liked it. Why do you hate fun, Twilight?

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>>25460664
"What? What're you talking about? Of course not; Jesus Twilight, what do you take me for, some kind of fucing wackjob?"
>"Then take it off your lap."
"What?"
>"Take it off your lap."
"Take what off my lap?"
>"The box."
"I don't understand."
>"..."
"..."
>"Well?"
"Ah, sorry, sorry! No speaka Inglés. You opena boxa, oui?"