>"Hey anon, I need your help." >"See, Celestia

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= 2015-12-04 04:03:57 Post No. [Report]

>"Hey anon, I need your help."
>"See, Celestia put me in charge of creating the New Equestrian Military since the royal guards aren't really all that useful."
>"Thing is, I don't know the first thing about military and there aren't a lot of books on the matter"
>"I figured you, being from a horrendously dangerous planet from what you've told me, would have a lot more expertise in the matter."
>"So 'general' anon, what's the plan?"

= 2015-12-04 04:06:12 Post No.25651903
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= 2015-12-04 04:06:12 Post No.25651903 [Report]

>>25651871
Fuck em up

= 2015-12-04 04:06:49 Post No.25651908
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>>25651871
Sit on my face immediately.

= 2015-12-04 04:08:00 Post No.25651920
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>>25651871
Wear this, yell ~~ALLAHU AKBAR!~~
then trigger the dead man switch

= 2015-12-04 04:09:59 Post No.25651940
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= 2015-12-04 04:09:59 Post No.25651940 [Report]

Hasn't your defense basically relied on a handful of powerful wizards for thousands of years? And you're still here, aren't you? Why do you even need an army?

= 2015-12-04 04:11:04 Post No.25651954
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>>25651871
CAMPING IS A LEGITIMATE TACTIC

= 2015-12-04 04:13:06 Post No.25651980
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>>25651871
If we cuddle it'll help me think twi

= 2015-12-04 04:13:57 Post No.25651991
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>>25651871
"I only have one rule. Everybody fights, no body quits. If you don't fight I'll kill you myself!"

= 2015-12-04 04:20:31 Post No.25652050
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= 2015-12-04 04:20:31 Post No.25652050 [Report]

Affix bayonets

= 2015-12-04 04:21:47 Post No.25652062
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>>25651940
They need something to legitimize the military budged otherwise the population might realize they've been spending it on cakes this whole time.

= 2015-12-04 04:26:11 Post No.25652101
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>>25652062

Just raise taxes and give triple the defense budget to zebras and nobody will question it.

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>>25651991
I'm from Canterlot and I say kill 'em all.

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